Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 6 - I'm the Sauce - full transcript

Stuck inside because of bad weather, the Titans play rainy day games after Robin convinces them that indoor activites will cheer up the clouds and make the rain stop.

"I'm The Sauce"

- Ah. Ooh.
- Hmm. Um-hmm. Humph.

Wow. Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah, that's
really interesting. Oh.

Stop hopping on Pop!

What is going on here?!

- Uh, we're just reading.
- Reading?

Not on this beautiful day!

You're all going outside! Now!

May we first finish
the chapters?

No need! I can tell you
how all your books end.

Like this!

Ow! Why?

What a beautiful day!

And you guys wanted
to waste it reading.

Titans, it's raining!
Everyone, to the tower, now!

That was close.

Since it's raining, we're
going to go back to reading.

Why?! What is this
obsession with reading?

I'm really worried about Pop.

They hopped on him
pretty hard, dude.

Can't you see it is raining?

That means, we have to
do rainy day activities.

Those silly boring games
you'd never do, unless

- you were trapped inside?
- Those aren't any fun.

No, no, no, no, no. We
don't do them for fun.

We do them, because they
are our solemn duty.

This is where someone
is supposed to ask,

- "Why?"
- We're good.

Come on! Just ask,
"Why?" For me?


- Not interested, bro.
- It's good! I promise!

- I said ask me why!
- Why?


Oh, I am so glad you asked, Beast Boy.
It all starts with rain.

Now, does anyone know
where rain comes from?

- Ooh, ooh.
- Uh, yes, Raven.

Well, when water vapor rises,
air expands and cools off.

The vapor slows and attaches itself
to tiny particles in the air.

This process continues
and the droplets

become large enough to
be affected by gravity.

Thus, making it rain.

That is ludicrous. Where'd
you learn that? A book?

You see, rain is actually just the
tears of all the clouds in the sky.

When they get sad, they cry.

Which causes it
to rain on earth.

Once they start crying...

the only way to cheer them up

is by staying inside and
doing rainy day activities.

- The clouds are sad?
- Why didn't you tell us, bro?

- We have to cheer them up!
- Whatever it takes.

Now, that's the spirit.

This is how we get a rainy
day started, y'all!

Throw your hands up! Uh-huh!

Ooh, ooh, that's right! Uh-huh!

You ready?

Here it comes!


Ooh, ooh. Let's get cooking.
Into the pot I go.

Say what? Into the pot I go.

Whoo-whoo! It's getting hot.
I am getting hot.

Yikes! I'm all floppy,
I'm all floppy!

Ooh, ooh. Ah, that's tender.

That's how you do the
spaghetti dance, yo.

Come on, guys! Join in!

Friends, I am locked in
the cringe position.

I'd love to cheer up
the clouds, but not

- at the expense of our dignity.
- Fine! Leave!

I just don't know how
I'm going to drink

all this chocolate
milk by myself.

- You have the brown milk?
- Oh, this?

The milk monitor brought
this from the cafeteria

to fuel our rainy
day activities.

Oh, did you want some?

- Yes!
- Yes, please!

- Ah.
- Mmm...

"Mmm", is right.

Now, let's go cheer
up those clouds!

I am loving these rainy
day activities, y'all.

But, it appears that the
clouds are still crying.

Then, they are sadder
than I thought.

I've only seen this kind of
cumulus despair once before.

It wasn't pretty.
We have no choice.

Y'all ready for this?

Whoo! Spaghetti dance!
Everyone into the pot!

Ugh! I will never do the
spaghetti dance. Never!

- Never!
- Okay. I get it.

You're not ready for
the spaghetti dance.

There is only one other
option, but it's dangerous.

Heads Up-Seven Up!

That is madness. The madness!

- Robin, you are asking the impossible.
- It's too risky, bro.

Even if we wanted to,
and that is a big if,

we don't have enough people.

Just let me worry about that.

Attention, criminal filth.

Though we may be adversaries
on the battle field,

today we have a common cause.

We need to cheer
up those clouds.

And I propose a game
of Heads Up-Seven Up.

Okay. Everyone knows the
rules of Heads Up-Seven Up.

We start with seven tappers.

Everyone else puts their heads
down and raises a thumb.

The tappers pick
one person each.

If selected, lower your thumb.

When all the tappers are done,

everyone raises their head and
tries to guess who picked them.

Choose correctly, you win.

If not, death! I need
to know if you're in.

Maybe this will
change your mind.

I need seven tappers, and
a whole lot of thumbs.

Let's do it.

Wonderful, friends!
The rain has ceased.

This might sound weird, but
I kind of miss the rain.

I don't think it's the
rain you miss, bro.

- It's the activities.
- Hey, anyone want

to make a log cabin out
of popsicle sticks?

I shall make the table volcano
to demonstrate the science.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't do that!

Rainy day activities
aren't supposed to be fun.

They're sacred and only to be
used to cheer up sad clouds.

He's right.

If only the clouds were not
filled with the happiness.

Hey, cloud. Are you
a gas or a liquid?

Make up your mind.


What you doing? Don't
upset that cloud!

You look like some cotton candy,
and not the good, pink kind.

Ooh, the snaps.

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Another rainy day, baby.


We can't fight it!

Of course, we can't.
It's a cloud.

Titans, there is only
one rainy day activity

powerful enough to soothe
this raging thunder head.

Oh, no.

Y'all ready for this?

Whoo! Spaghetti dance!

Come on, everyone.
Wiggle with me.

One noodle will never be enough.
It's the only way!

Ha! I am a piece of pasta!

Look upon me! I,
too, am the noodle.

Yeah, you are. Now,
get wiggly with me.

And, I am the sauce.

It's working. Just
a little more.

- Cyborg?
- No, thank you.

We can't do it without you, bro!

I just don't think I
can live with myself.

If we don't make it out,
I want you all to know,

this is the finest bowl
of spaghetti ever served.

What's spaghetti without a...

Wiggle it like a noodle!

Wiggle it like a noodle!

The cloud has retreated
to his happy place.

Well done, Titans.
Like true heroes,

you put your dignity aside
for the greater good.

Yeah! That's how a noodle do!