Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 50 - Oh Yeah - full transcript

The Titans become obsessed with pro wrestling... except for Cyborg, who yearns for the good ol' days of REAL wrestling and finds his fellow Titans' obnoxious personae getting on his nerves.

"Oh, yeah!"

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Oh! Handsome Lad just knocked
out Barry the Iguana!

I can't believe it!

Oh! He did not just do that.

You never kiss another
man's iguana.

Defend your little
bunglorfs Hunter!

Get up, the Barry! Get
the up and the at 'em!

Of course he's gonna get up,
he's just milking the drama.

Are you even watching the
same match, Cyborg?!

You do not get up from
a beating like that!

- He'll get up.
- No, he won't.

It is literally impossible!

I think we are about to
witness the impossible, bro.

See, he got up.

Give him the beating
of the down, Barry.

Oh, oh, oh! Whoa,
that is so brutal.

Ah, it's over.
Handsome Lad is done.

No, he's not. Watch.

He'll get up at the last second.

- Are you the psychic?
- No! This is all staged.

You know pro wrestling
is fake, right?

- Fake?
- Girl, it is super fake, girl.

They are not even
touching each other.

Why are you trying to
ruin this for us?!

Yeah, bro. What do you
have against wrestling?

Nothing. I love wrestling!

- Real wrestling.
- You just said it was fake.

Fake wrestling is fake, but
real wrestling is real!

There is the real-real wrestling

- that is the real and not the fake?
- Yeah!

An ancient and noble
sport that languishes in

the over-bearing neon
glow of fake wrestling.

It has all the joys
of fake wrestling,

without any of the ridiculousness.
I can show you!

Do you get to wear
cool costumes?

- The coolest.
- Are there sweet moves?

- Sweeter than sugar.
- Then let's do it!

Aw, man, you guys look great!

- Your wrestling costumes are super cool.
- No, they are not.

Is this the wrestling costume,
or the old man underwear?

Ugh! They are super tight, bro.

I like how they feel. Snug
in all the right places.

You're wearing official wrestling
singlets and head gears.

Fine! What else?

When do I get to come up
the top rope on someone?

There aren't any
ropes to jump off.

Then what's to stop us from
falling out of the ring?

There isn't a ring, just
a mat on the floor.

Give it a chance. This will teach
you more than showy moves.

It'll teach you
self-control and pride.

I don't want that.

Now everyone get into position.

It's like we are doing the hugs.

May I please do the fake
choking-out-of-someone now?

No! I don't wanna see any pile
drivers, choke-outs, flying elbows,

or any of that other
non-sportsman like nonsense.

Just pure, clean
Greco-Roman wrestling.

This is boring!

You lied to us, Cyborg. You
said real wrestling was fun.

No, I sad it was noble and
thought self-control.

And self-control isn't fun!

Hey! There's no
yelling in wrestling!

But yelling is the
best part, bro!

Let's all yell!

You can't get worked up like
this when you're real wrestling.

We tried your precious
sport, Cyborg,

now, it's time to
get ridiculous.

Prepare yourselves.

It's gonna be a Titanic
Titan's takedown.

I am the Dudley Dandy.

If looks could kill,
I'd be a wanted man.

I is the Wild Man, here to
go buck wild on you fools.

I am the Yeller!

I speak the loudly for
no apparent reason!

A slama-lama-moo-moo!

I am the Grave Mistake
and I'm coming for you!

For all of you!

Hi there, I am Victor Stone.

I hope to have a clean match out here.
Really happy to be here.


- What are you doing here?
- Oh, sorry.

I'm just trying to wow you with
the restraint and nobility

- of real wrestling.
- That's not going to work.

Moving on!

Pro wrestlers excel in
sounding like whack jobs,

speaking in crazy metaphors.
Who wants to give it a try?

The Wild Man will!

Because I'm the vegan
cream of the crop!

And the cream always
rises to the top, fools!

And this cream is the
top of the creams.

Just looking for some
coffee to dip into.

If you thought coffee
woke you up before,

just wait until the cream
of the crop is in there!

And don't you worry your pretty
little heads off about the

expense of this cream, it being
the cream of the crop and all,

because here's a coupon
for a dollar off!

Oh, yeah!

That... made no sense.

I know. Very
impressive Wild Man.

The speech of Wild has
made me want the coffee!

You have set the bar very high
in the crazy talk department.

Well done. Now, for
the best part...

- You mean fake wrestling?
- Oh. Do you think this is fake?

Oh, the miseries! The miseries!

Man, there's like three feet
between the two of you.


Well, there's nothing fake about
a wrestler's signature move.

And the Deadly Dandy's

is the very real and very
deadly designer tux.


Now, the bowtie bash!

The cumber bun rush.

You feeling the pain, Cyborg?

No! You didn't even hurt me.

I know that. It's a
part of the pageantry.

Now, let us see
some super real...

The call of the wild!

The slama-lama-moo-moo!

It's the six feet under!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, oh, oh, yeah!

First, fake wrestling
ruins a noble sport

and now it's gonna
ruin breakfast.

Can you smell what the
Wild Man is cooking?

Ah! Smell good!

Yes! The toasted bread!

And it is burned!

Please, stop screaming.

The screams will stop
when the Grave Mistake

puts you six feet under.

It's too early for this.
I need coffee.

You can't have coffee without

the vegan cream that
rises to the top!

Oh, oh, oh! You
know who's on top?

The vegan cream, brother!

The cream! The cream
always rises to the top.

Hey, get that away from me man.

Did you just disrespect
the Dandy's tux?

Nobody disrespects the tux!

Pocket watch pow!

One, two, three. It's done!

All right! That's it!

Your lives have become too
ridiculous and melodramatic!

You all have to stop!

What? Who is going to stop us?

- You?
- That's right.

I challenge you to a...

Come out, Victor! Don't be
late for your own funeral.

The Deadly Dandy is going to
make you into a fashion no-no.

Oh, that metal, clashy-clashy.

Welcome to the jungle, fool!

Time to prove that
real wrestling

is superior to fake
wrestling, once and for all!

How? Are you gonna
bore us to death?

You may think it's boring,

but it's a sport steeped in
thousands of years of tradition.

A beautiful dance between
two noble competitors

that teaches toughness,
self-confidence and sportsmanship.

That was beautiful, man. I
wanna join you in this fight.

- You do?
- You bet I do, bro.

- Together!
- Forever!

Let's do this!

Oh, yeah! The Wild Man
just ran wild on you fool!

It's a double cross.

You just fell for the oldest trick
in the fake wrestling book.

And you just made a big mistake,
letting the tiger out of the cage!

The gloves are
coming off people,

because when you mess with
the bull, you get the horns!

He is speaking in the metaphors!

Then this should be fun!


Oh, my goodness! I can't take it!
The pain!

Oh, the...

Wait, this is fake.

I'm getting caught up
in the ridiculousness.

Need some discipline
and self-control.

Mind the gap! This is
mildly uncomfortable.

The bear hug is not very showy.
But it is well executed.

- You win, bro. You win!
- Just let us go!

Not until you say it!

Real wrestling truly
is a noble sport.

Thank you, Cyborg, for
showing us the light.

No, thank you.

For this! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

That's right. Who's the champ?

I'm the champ! Woo!

That's what happens when
you try to stop me!

All you kids out there, I
want you to eat your veggies,

I want you drinking
that almond milk.

Stay in school! Woo! Ow!