Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 45 - The Titans Show - full transcript

When the Titans try to get off the deserted island, they soon realize that everything is not as it seems.

♪ Yeah! The skies were clear
and the water was warm ♪

♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪

♪ And where do we
find our Titan crew ♪

♪ They're all up
on their yacht ♪

♪ That's right,
they have a yacht ♪

♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ It's a really big yacht ♪

♪ A super dope yacht ♪

♪ They all set sail
for a day of fun ♪

♪ Full of dancing
and good food ♪

♪ Till it all came
to a sudden stop ♪

- ♪ When Beast Boy yelled out...
- "Dude!" ♪

♪ A massive wave was headed ♪

♪ Toward our frightened
Titan crew ♪

♪ They tried and tried
to outrun the swirl ♪

♪ But there was nothing
they could do ♪

♪ It crashed onto
the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ With the force of
Poseidon's rage ♪

♪ And it seemed that all
things might be lost ♪

♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪

♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪

♪ A heated desert isle ♪

- ♪ Just then Robin yells
out, - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪

♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪

♪ It looks like
they'll be stranded ♪

- ♪ For more than just one day
- Who-ooh. ♪

♪ They're most likely
to be stranded here ♪

- ♪ For the next five whole days
- Ya-aah! ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

- ♪ For certain five whole days ♪
- Go! ♪

I wonder how many
ponies I can count to.

One pony, two pony,
three pony, four pony.

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Fifty-seven ponies, 58 ponies.

I like ponies. They're pretty.

Hey, is it just me or have we run
out of things to do on this island.

Indeed. What at first seemed
like the exciting change

- has become the very tiresome.
- Yeah, I hates it here!

I think we should go back
to our normal setting.

Have you all lost your minds?

This island adventure has
been filled with excitement.

If this was a TV show

it would be billed as
a week-long event.

Hmm, maybe, but I'm not sure
it's lived up to expectations.

I believe battling all of the villains
in the epic fight to the finish

would have been the
much more exciting...


Island adventures are
what's exciting.

"Island adventuressss!"

Well, you can keep your
island adventures.

- We're gonna bounce.
- We's going home, yo!



Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Don't you remember? This
island is inescapable.

We learned that in our
first island adventure.

Dude, we're sick of
island adventures.

- Yeah, they're really lame.
- Ha! "Lame?"

Island adventures aren't lame.

You guys just need
to be reminded

of how much fun
we've had this week

in the form of a catchy song.

♪ We saw dinosaurs and
had a dino fight ♪

♪ Watched a bamboo rocket
blow like dynamite ♪

♪ Made coconut pies You
know the kind you like ♪

♪ Hung with a millionaire
and his millionaire wife ♪

♪ TV made of coconut ♪

♪ Remote made of coconut ♪

- ♪ President was a coconut
♪ - ♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ This here is a coconut ♪

♪ That there is a coconut ♪

- ♪ This is not a coconut
♪ - ♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ There was a magic cat
that spat rainbows ♪

♪ And my man Beast Boy
had the illest flow ♪

♪ We were hunted by an alien
for our skulls, bro ♪

♪ Ate pure protein And
held a fashion show ♪

- ♪ Volleyball ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Basketball ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Football ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

♪ Island adventure ♪

- ♪ Hockey stick ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Baseball ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

- ♪ Pirate skull ♪ - ♪
With a face on it ♪

♪ Island adventure ♪

♪ We discovered that the
island is actually fake ♪

♪ That tree right there
is actually fake... ♪

Wait a minute. This
island is fake?

The song was right!
The trees are fake!

They all are. How did we
not notice that before?

Because we've never walked
behind them I guess.

Only the weirdos would
walk behind the trees.

Is anything real here?

The rocks are foam!

The banana has the
microphone inside.

I think this crab is
actually a camera.

The freckle on my butt
looks like Mickey Mouse!

Looks more like a meatball
sub if you ask me.

I believe it's the unicorn
upon its cloud of dreams.

- Okay, clearly, it's a human skull.
- Enough about the freckle!

It's obviously shaped like
two bears high-fiving.

- They're girl bears.
- Now, as crazy as it sounds,

I think this is a stage
and we are being watched.

We need to find a way out!

- How about through there?
- A hatch. That's it!

Something tells me that

this is the start of
another Island Adventure.

Me ugh.

♪ Island adventure ♪

What is this place?

Someone's placed cameras
over the entire island.

And they've been recording
our every move.

- Aloha, Titans!
- Control Freak. I should have

known the master of media
manipulation was behind this.

While you were on your
little pleasure cruise,

I captured your boat,
wiped your memories,

placed you on a fake island
inside this giant viewing arena

and suppressed your powers. Ah!

- But why?
- I was starting to get bored

watching you in your
normal environment.

Living room, kitchen.
Living room, kitchen.

It's so repetitive
and predictable.

- Hey! Sometimes we goes to the roof.
- And the lawn.

Ooh! The lawn. How exciting!

I just thought it
would be interesting

if you did something, you
know, interesting for once.

Like, you know, an
island setting.


Sorry, but this maniacal mini-series
is over, Control Freak.

Yeah! We want to get back
to our normal setting.

- The living room.
- And the kitchen.

- And sometimes the roof.
- Don't forget the lawn.

All right. But your
audience won't be happy.


This show wasn't just for me.

I was hoping to bring in a huge
audience with this ridiculous stunt.

And I did.

- Our greatest villains!
- Why would people who despise us

devote so much of the time
and energy to watching us?

Girl, have you been
on the Internet?

Brutal, brutal. Stop!

- Why are people so mean?
- I don't deserve this.

Well, keep in mind the opinions
of people on the Internet

aren't accurate indicators
of popularity or success.

Anyway, you can try
and stop the show,

but they won't let you!
Not without a fight.

Man! Look at all of them.

Ooh! This is going to be good.

Way better than another
island adventure.

Fine! Then let's give everybody
what they really want to see.

Titans, go!

Ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka, ka...


Azarath Metrion Zinthos.


There's too many of them.
What are we gonna do?

There's only one thing we can do.

See, those island adventures
ended up paying off after all.

Titans and Island Extras, go!


Laser horn!

Mega spear!


Thunder stomp!

- Booh ya!
- That was so good!

I don't know why we
don't fight more.

I mean we are superheroes.

Bad news, Control Freak.

Your special summer
event is over!

- Looks like you've failed.
- No...

You turned my island
idea into something

super cool and
genre-appropriate at the end.

Now that's what I call a stunt.

Look how many new
viewers you pulled in.

♪ Island adventure ♪

Freak out!