Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 43 - Open Door Policy - full transcript

Still shipwrecked on the deserted island, the Titans decide to hold a team competition, but first they'll have to avoid the Alien Hunter!

♪ Yeah! The skies were clear
and the water was warm ♪

♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪

♪ And where do we
find our Titan crew ♪

♪ They're all up
on their yacht ♪

♪ That's right,
they have a yacht ♪

♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ It's a really big yacht ♪

♪ A super dope yacht ♪

♪ They all set sail
for a day of fun ♪

♪ Full of dancing
and good food ♪

♪ Till it all came
to a sudden stop ♪

- ♪ When Beast Boy
yelled out - "Dude!" ♪

♪ A massive wave was headed ♪

♪ Toward our frightened
Titan crew ♪

♪ They tried and tried
to outrun the swirl ♪

♪ But there was nothing
they could do ♪

♪ It crashed onto
the Titan Yacht ♪

♪ With the force of
Poseidon's rage ♪

♪ And it seemed that all
things might be lost ♪

♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪

♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪

♪ A heated desert isle ♪

- ♪ Just then Robin yells
out - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪

♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪

♪ It looks like
they'll be stranded ♪

- ♪ For more than just one day
- Who-ooh. ♪

♪ They're most likely
to be stranded here ♪

- ♪ For the next five whole days
- Ya-aah! ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

♪ For certain five whole days ♪

♪ No less than five whole days ♪

- ♪ For certain five whole days ♪
- Go! ♪

You know, Titans, I thought
we'd starve to death here.

But, boy, was I wrong!

We've got more food
than we could ever eat.

This island is a horn of plenty!

I'm abouts to get down on these
lovely scrambled coconuts.

Save room for some
awesome coconut waffles!

And do not forget my
famous coconut syrup.

Oh! I'm loving this
coconut juice!

Got that good
coconut pulp in it.

You want some shredded
coconut on that, bro?

You know it. Keep
that coconut coming.

I can't take this anymore!

- I hate coconuts!
- Nasty!

- Never again! Never!
- Die, coconuts!

Die! Die! Die!

Die! Die! Die!


I am done now with
the coconut rage.

Titans, we need a new
food source, fast.

But all we've got here
is garbage coconut.


Maybe we should check the
other side of the island.

Ooh, but that is the
unexplored side of the island.

Who can say what mysteries
await us there?

♪ The mysterious
side of the island ♪

♪ Woodoo, woodoo ♪

♪ It's where the mysteries lie ♪

♪ Woodoo, woo, woo, woo ♪

♪ It is the different
fun island ♪

♪ Woodoo, woo, woo, woo ♪

♪ Where marvels await the eye ♪

♪ Woodoo ♪

♪ Woodoo ♪

- But...
- ♪ Shrouded in the mysteries ♪

♪ Woo, woodoo, woo, woo ♪

♪ Ancient treasures
to discover ♪

♪ Woo, woo, woodoo, woo, woo ♪


♪ Action and adventure
await the brave ♪

♪ Woodoo, woodoo, but... ♪

Watch out!

♪ There's a shadow
on that wall ♪

♪ Woodoo, woodoo, woodoo,
woodoo, woodoo ♪

Uh, that's good, Star. To the
other side of the island!

They have been here
this whole time!


Mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm!

So much better than the
diabolical coconuts.

It's like a flavor
explosion, yo!

Mmm! You know, I bet these
will be really good mashed!


- Oh, hey, check out those dinosaurs.
- Yeah, saw them.

But we're currently
focused on the potatoes.

Oh, okay. Just
wanted to make sure.



The saurs of the dinos
are the amazing!

I thoughts they were extincted.

They were, bro, they were!
I read it in a book.

And somehow they've survived
here for millions of years,

untouched by humans.

Titans, we have found
something quite remarkable,

and now we have
only two options.

Use these animals to start a
state of the art amusement park

or make them our pets.

Eh, amusement park sounds
like too much work.

Yeah, and it's the kind of thing
where everything can go wrong

unexpectedly, despite all the
security measures and what not.

Pets it is!

I call the brontosaurus,
my favorite!

Did you know that the name
brontosaurus means "thunder lizard"?

'Cause my boy is huge!

A brontosaurus can
weigh over 15 tons.

But most people don't
know that they also love

to have their chin scratched.

Your long-neck leap year

is nothing compared
to my triceratops.

She's got one, two, three horns

and a solid bone plate that can
grow up to seven-feet long,

making her super tough!

My T. Rex and me, both
got sweet meaty thighs,

and he can run 20 miles an hour!

And its tooths can be up to
one-foot long sometimes.

The pterodactyl has the
40-foot wing span.

The name means "winged finger."

Also, the P is typically silent,

but I enjoy the saying of,

"Pterodactyl. Pterodactyl."

You've all picked the
dumbest dinosaurs!

This velociraptor is ferocious
and intelligent, like me.

The velociraptor is the only
dinosaur that can open doors.

Big deal. Push, pull,
anyone can open a door.

But my big boy Bronto got
that neck-reach, baby!

Oh, what, so it can eat leaves?


The pterodactyl can fly all
above the world's troubles.

Three horns, baby! Count 'em!
One, two, three!

You guys are ridiculous. I can't
even talk to you anymore!

Okay! Okay-ah!

There's only one way to decide
which dinosaur is best.

We make them fight!


Whoa, whoa, guys.

These dinosaurs have miraculously
survived here for millions of years.

They are a part of the
fragile ecosystem,

and you wanna make
them fight each other

before we properly train them?!

All right, kid, hit that bag.

Follow me, the pterodactyl.

Spear 'em!

Prove your mental superiority
and open that door!

No! Bad dinosaur!

Like this. Open, close.

Open, close. It's simple, see.

Good! Now open!

These dinos are looking
lean and mean!

Now that they are trained,

we can see which
dinosaur is the best!

Let's get to some
dinosaur battles, yo!

Wait! This isn't right.

These beautiful dinosaurs are
creatures of flesh and blood.

They may be big but their lives
are as fragile as our own.

I can't believe you wanna pit these
magnificent beasts against each other,

before we fit them
with battle armor!


Seriously, am I the only one
who knows what she's doing?

Bring the thunder, big boy!

We got some real arms now!

The Flying Fortress!

Why stop at three horns?

With this armor, no door
will remain unopened.

It is remarkable we were
able to fashion all of this

with only the resources
found on the island.

Yeah, I know.

It sounds pretty far-fetched
but that's what we did.

Now, we will have a fair fight

to decide who has the
strongest, smartest

and best door-opening dinosaur!
Let's do it!

Dino Fight!


Mega spear!

Open-door policy!

Open the door. We
need to hide in here!

It's our only chance.

Come down here and fight
like a real dinosaur!

Laser horn!

Come on, come on, come on,
open it, open it, open it!

This is the only
reason I picked you!

Tree top!


He's weak. Let's finish this!


Uh, what you doing, T-dawg?

The dinosaurs are revolting!

Perhaps forcing them to wear the
armors and fight was the unwise.

- They're gonna eat us!
- Now we need to find a door.

Dinosaurs can't open doors.
It's our only hope.


Do we lock it?

No need. Those dinosaurs
are worthless

when it comes to opening doors.
Trust me.

See, they'll never
get us in here.

Oh, good boy! You did it!