Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 35 - Operation Dude Rescue: Part One/Operation Dude Rescue: Part Two - full transcript

Female heroes and villains unite to save Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy from The Brain.

"Operation Dude Rescue: Part 1"

Ooh, here they come.

- Good day, ladies.
- My, my, my, you are looking lovely.

- Um, thank you.
- Uh, okay.

Careful, mamas. There's a
moist spot on the floor,

- and I don't want you to step in it.
- A moist spot?

I perhaps have over
hydrated myself, miladies.

He pee-peed himself
and upon the floor.

- Indubitably.
- Ew!


- Please, allow me.
- This door was not here before.

We just had it installed so we would have
something to open for you l-l-ladies.

After you.


- Ladies.
- Ladies.

- You must be cold.
- I'm fine.

Nonsense. Here, take my coat.

But, we are not the cold.

Are you cold, mama?
Heres, take my coat.

- We don't want your coats!
- Here, take my other coat.

- Take my spare coat.
- Get away from us!

- Take my flannel.
- Take my windbreaker.

- Pea coat.
- Leather jacket.

- Raincoat.
- Blazer.

Denim. Parka.

Llama. Cloak.

- Poncho.
- Jean.

No, mine. It's warmer.

- No, my coat, I say.
- Allow me.


Why are you acting like this?

Perhaps they are infected
with the worms that eat

the brains, causing behaviors
of great strangeness.

Is that it?

You guys got brain worms
giving you strange behaviors?

There are no brain
worms in us, milady.

Well, I do actually have worms
in me, but not in my brains.

This strange behavior
is called...


Chivalry is where dudes be
gentlemens and do things for ladies.

Like give you our
coats and open doors.

Chivalry is dead.

- Terrible news.
- My condolences, here take another coat.

Chivalry will never die.

Because being a gentleman
never goes out of style.

Yeah, checks me out,
I'm such a gentleman.

So gentle.

Well I'm a gentler man.

You feel me little buddy?

Of course you don't. I'm gentle.

You call that gentle?
I'm the gentlest man.

My entire body is a...
butterfly kiss.


Ew! This whole chivalry
thing is creeping me out.

Crime alert.

It's The Brain, and he's
up to something big.

Then let us bring the
pain to The Brain!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ladies, please, allow us.

- Are you serious?
- What kind of gentlemen would we be

if we didn't handle
this ourselves?

Uh, the kind that
treat us like equals?

Aw! Sounds like
someone's cold again.

Here, take this coat.

Now that you're nice and warm,

please, miladies, allow
us to handle this.

Gentlemen, go!

That was remarkably easy.
Where are the tough ones?

- You mean the ladies?
- We handled this for them

because we are the
gentlest men around.

They possess so much
strength and good sense,

it seems unwise to
face me without them.

This fool don't
understand chivalry. Ha!

I encourage you to
get comfortable

as you will be here for
a long, long time.

Hello, ladies.

Sorry we aren't home yet. We
got a little sidetracked.

We got captured, yo!

But don't worry your pretty
little heads about it.

We'll bust out of here
and be back by dinner.

Gentlemen, out.

Does this chivalry entail the
boys being easily apprehended

- and then saved by the ladies?
- Looks like it.

But don't worry.
I've got a plan.

To rescue the boys, we'll have
to disable the security system.

Then we'll have to take
out the massive army

of robot guards.

With the guards out of the way,

the only thing standing
between us and the dudes,

is a giant metal door that
we'll have to break through.

- Then we save the boys...
- Ooh, yeah!

Get them home safe
and make fun of them

for getting captured
and being stupid.

That is a plan with
very much of the charm.

But we are only two.
We need the team.

I've got a few people in mind.
Come on.

So how are we getting
out of here, yo?

If only there were more
gentlemen around to help.

Don't worry, this gentleman
has the perfect plan.

You snuck in a lock pick?

You're going to remote
hack the security systems?

- So good.
- No. We are going to do nothing.

- Nothing?
- Exactly!

We sit here until we get old.

- That's not really an escape plan.
- That is where you're wrong.

Nobody likes old prisoners.
They're depressing and gross.

Therefore, once we're old,
The Brain will let us go.

That's when we find
a time machine,

come back here and
rescue our young selves.

That plan is so good!

I must say, I am

Now let's settle in. We've got
a lot of waiting ahead of us.

- Many of the helloes to you friend Jinx.
- What's up, ladies?

We about to have another
crazy girl's night out?

- Sort of.
- I was thinking,

we can all drink milkshakes,

then make each other
laugh so hard

the milkshake comes
out of our noses.

Yeah. We're thinking of
something even crazier.

And we can't do it without you.

- Are you in?
- What about the milkshakes?

- If there is time, we'll do it after.
- I'm in.

I do have the one question.
Why do you have a bucket?

I'll show you.


- Hello, Rose.
- Raven. What do you losers want?

Ooh, calling us losers. So good.

Okay. You're being sarcastic.

Ah. Let me catch my breath.

I haven't had a belly
laugh like that in years.

Look, it wasn't
my best put down.

Can't believe... how
much I've missed you.

Missed you too. We
need your help.

I'm not into helping.

There will be the having of
the milkshakes afterwards.

- Whatever.
- Joy. Now let us do the group hug.


Hey Terra. Ugh, what stinks?

Oh. I don't know, maybe it's all
the garbage you throw in here.

Easy. We're here because
we need your help.

After you imprisoned me here,
there's no way I'd help you.

What if we let you out
of the trash hole?

Not interested.

Then enjoy living in the world
of the garbage forever.

Wait. You called my bluff,

- I'll help you.
- Joy!

But I'll also have my revenge.

- Revenge?
- What?

I didn't say revenge.

But you were doing the
evil hand rubbing.

They were just, uh, a little cold.

Now, let's go.

Dude, where's that time
machine you promised?

Sorry we're late.

This one kept making us
stop for potty breaks.

- What?
- He said we were late

on account of my weak bladder.

- What?
- I said...

Just push the button and
get us out of here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold
your horses, sonny.

We'll just walk on over there
and push that button. It's a...

They make these things so
far across the hall now.

Come on, older me.

The lights not glowing on it, I wonder
if it works. I guess I'll try it.

What? Now let's see, where
did I put my glasses.

Ah, so many buttons.

Just push the button and
get us out of here.

Is this it?

I don't want to go down.

- Oh, come on.
- We're so close.


There you go.

All right, ladies,
let's do this.

Operation Dude Rescue is a go.

Or, we can pause here in
order to build the suspense.

Well, what do you guys think?
Should we take a vote?

Let's do it!

We'll pause here and
build up the suspense.