Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 29 - Bottle Episode - full transcript

When the Titans get trapped in a giant bottle in their living room, they pass the time by reminiscing.

"Bottle Episode"

What you got there, Beastie?

You means this fresh new shirt?
It has turtles on it, yo!

This one's the momsie turtle,
this one's the daddy-o.

And this is the baby, Leroy.

Not your shirt, the big bottle.

Oh! You mean the big bottle?

Isn't it cool? I
found it outside.

Well, I know what
I'm doing today!

Let us enjoy this large
glass container.

Oh, man! Looking nice!

So luxurious! Smooth on my face.

What? How? Why is there a giant
bottle in the living room?

Because the living room is
where Beast Boy put it.

This over-sized bottle
is a safety hazard.

And I don't want to spend
all day dealing with it.

What is wrong with that?

There's a whole world
out there to explore.

In fact, right now we could be on
an adventure in the Himalayas.

That sounds expensive!

Yeah, let's just play
with the big bottle.

- It has to go.
- No way, bro.

If you want it gone, you
gotta do it yourself.


Robin will handle it. Robin
will handle everything.

Unbelievable! Who drags a
bottle into Titans Tower

and leaves it in the
middle of the living room?


Get out of there!

Nah-uh! I'm living that
bottle life, baby!

Ooh! I want to lives
the bottle life, yo!

The life of the
bottles is for me!

♪ Bottle life, yeah, yeah ♪

Well... if we all
go in the bottle,

perhaps we can move
it from the inside.

♪ Bottle life, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Bottle life ♪

- What was that noise?
- I put the cap on, yo!

- What?
- I put the cap on, yo!

How did you put the cap
on from the inside?

Great. Just as I predicted.

We're stuck in a bottle for the
duration of today's activities.

Well, on the bright side, think
of all the money we're saving.

Oh, yeah? Then I challenge you.

Make this experience

I know how to make this fun!
Let's just sing some songs.

A song? Yes.

That's interesting and
possibly humorous.

Okay, everyone. And
a one, and a two.

♪ Arrr! Oh. The waves
of yonder seas ♪

♪ A salty tale of a pirate ♪

Oh, come on, man!
Not sea shanties.

We don't want to hear that.

These do not compare to the songs
we have previously performed.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What
are you suggesting?

We are already stuck in a bottle.
Which is boring!

And instead of coming
up with a new song,

you just want to flashback to
old songs we already know?

- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
- Boring!

Nots to me, fool.

Let's take a moment and
remember our favorite songs.

♪ Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles ♪

♪ Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles ♪

♪ Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles ♪

♪ Wa-ffles ♪

♪ Buns, ketchup Pickle, cheese ♪

♪ Put that patty in between ♪

♪ It's burger! What? What? ♪

♪ It's burger! What? What? ♪

♪ Buns, ketchup Pickle, cheese ♪

♪ Put that patty in between ♪

♪ It's burger! What? What?
It's burger! Whoo! ♪

♪ I'm a boy A really real boy ♪

♪ I'm a boy A really cool boy ♪

♪ I'm a boy A really real boy ♪

♪ I'm a boy A real cool boy ♪

♪ You can catch an awesome tan ♪

♪ Real boy ♪

♪ Play in a big belly
band Real boy ♪

♪ Oh! She called you uncle
'Cause your jokes are lame ♪

♪ And you're far from funny
It's a cryin' shame ♪

♪ When you hear them crickets
You're the one to blame ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ It is not the cool
If you ask me ♪

♪ You're acting like a
glibnort Do you see? ♪

♪ It's the U to
the N the C-L-E ♪

♪ Uncle Jokes are bad
for you and me ♪

♪ It's time to get cool
Like right, right now ♪

♪ Y'all Titans really
want to know how? ♪

♪ Well, it takes attitude
and confidence ♪

♪ Mix 'em up
together like that ♪

- ♪ Hey, Titans ♪ - ♪ What? ♪

- ♪ Titans ♪ - ♪ What? ♪

- ♪ How do y'all like my butt?
♪ - ♪ Say what? ♪

♪ It's C to the double-O, L ♪

♪ You can't fade away ♪

♪ The way I feel for you ♪

♪ There ain't no
word that can say ♪

♪ What I'd do for you ♪

♪ And every single day ♪

♪ I make it through
this game called life ♪

♪ It's always filled
with pain and strife ♪

♪ Reality will cut
you like a knife ♪

♪ It ain't right ♪

♪ But with you by my side
We will win this fight ♪

♪ In the battle of
dark and light ♪

♪ Oh, take my hand
Hold it tight ♪

♪ When we dance I
feel all right ♪

I can't believe you just
flashed back to old memories.

They weren't our full
memories, just clips.

That is so lazy!

I wanted to sing a new song,
have a new adventure.

Oh, look at Mr. Money
Bags over here!

- Those things are expensive.
- But we've been doing great!

We can afford a little
change of scenery.

- You would think.
- Would you like to pay

for the luxurious trip with
your golden pirate treasure?

Never mind. Now, come on!

Help me bust out of this thing.

- No, I'm good in the bottle.
- Let's sleep in here.

I'm just concerned that you
guys will become boring.

We're always doing
exciting stuff.

Yeah! Likes that one time...

This is what I'm talking about!
Do not flashback!

Sorry, bro! It's too late!

We're remembering the times
we did exciting things!

So much of the excitement!

It's so great that
you're all reminiscing.

But we need to get
out of this bottle,

before we become the most
boring heroes of all time!

Dude, we're not going
to do this every day.

This is just so we can catch up.

You know how aggressive
our schedule is.

- Consider this a bit of a breather.
- Oh! You like breathing, do you?

Well, if we don't escape
from this glass prison,

we will die from lack of oxygen!

Such is the nature
of the bottle life.

Fine. Enjoy your boring bottle.
I'm getting out of here.

It's not too late to
have a real adventure.

Ow! My leg!

- That is the extreme injury.
- Oh! Ow, ow, ow!

You have to admit, there's nothing
boring about a compound fracture.

We have been beat up way worse.

- Oh, yeah! Like that one time...
- No, please!

No, not another series
of clip length memories.

Will you hush?

We're trying to remember all
the times we hurt ourselves.


Didn't that last
clip just happen?

It's hard to believe that after
all those injuries, we're fine.

Uh, I'm not.

Oh, yeah! We got
the deformities.

Our bodies are ruined.
But it was worth it.

- For the laughs.
- Guys...

it's not too late to do
something interesting.

I ask you now, ouch,
as your leader.

Haven't I always pushed
you to be your best?

Demanded from you
nothing but excellence?

- I don't know.
- Uh, I can't recall.

- I seem to have forgotten.
- You don't remember?

Nah, maybe you can remind us.

- In a series of flashbacks, perhaps?
- Don't make me do this.

It's the only way, dude.

I would never abandon those

who would stand with me against
the ever surging tides of evil!

So inspirational!

My heart just laced up
its dancing shoes, baby.

Okay, Titans!

I have spent weeks designing
an obstacle course

to push us right to our limits!

You can do this.

Just because you're scared
doesn't mean you're not strong.

After defeating the British
with his sweet kung fu moves,

Robin became the first President
of the United States.

Man! He really does
push us to be the best.

Super inspirational, yo!

Perhaps Robin is right. Being
stuck in the bottle is boring.

Then we need to help
him get us out.

- Ready?
- For what?

For today's adventure, bro!

I hear the Himalayas are
beautiful this time of year.

Let's do it.

We did it. Ouch.

We are no longer trapped
in one location.

We are no longer forced
to rely on old memories

as a form of entertainment.

Who's ready for new
exciting adventures?