Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 28 - Batman v Teen Titans: Dark Injustice - full transcript

The Titans try to outprank each other on April Fools' Day.


This is going to be so good.

Who's gonna be an April Fool?
Huh? Huh?

Not this guy with thumbs!

Titans, breakfast.

Oh, yeah! Let's breaks
that fast, baby!

Oh, go, go, go. Go ahead.
Take a seat.

- I'll pass, weirdo.
- More for us!

April Fools!

I got you! I got you, I got you!
I got you so bad.

Everyone thought
you were tooting!

Comedy gold.

Just get off the floor.

I can't... I can't feel my butt.

I too have no feelings
in the posterior.

Quick, someone smack mine.


Nothing! I feel nothing!

Those whoopee cushions
were too strong!

I-I just wanted a good
clean toot sound.

Well, you paralyzed
our butts, fool!

Our behinds shall
never again feel

the soft fabrics of
the couch cushions.

Because of you!

I... I'm sorry, Star.

No. I-It was supposed
to be a harmless prank.

April Fools!

Our butts are fine.

We got you.


That's good. That's good fun.

- Fun? You were crying.
- Wha... It was fun crying.

Because it was just a
hilarious April Fools' prank.

What's fun about making
your friends look dumb?

I shall demonstrate. Robin...

kiss me now.

April the Fools!

- Got me again.
- You see, Raven?

Uh, you just humiliated him.

But in the fun way. See?

- Fun.
- These "fun" April Fools' pranks

are just excuses to be
cruel to your friends.

No one likes being the butt of a joke.
Especially me.

I hear you, Mama. I hears you.

Uh, we promise not to prank you.

- Shake on it.
- No.

- Gum?
- No.

- Peanuts?
- No.

Would you care to smell
this nice flower

- that does definitely not spray the...
- No. I'm leaving.

And if you guys are smart

you'll stop with this
April Fools nonsense.

I'm serious.

- Maybe she's right.
- The pranks do seem the cruel.

It's not fun if people get hurt.

Then let's agree right
now, no more pranks. Deal?

- Deal.
- Deals.

Oh, man...

it's gonna be so funny when someone
walks right into this tape.

They're gonna look so dumb.

In a fun way.

- Robin!
- What? Nothing. Hi.

Robin, we have found
something most serious.

- What is it?
- Your parents, they're here, man.

Well, where are they?

They are just on the
other side of the door.

Mommy, Daddy! Your
baby is coming!

Whoa! Get this off me!

April Fools!


You sure did get me.
You sure did.

That was just mean.

Come on, don't be
a downer, Raven.

It's all in good fun!

And the fun's just begun.

- Huh, what's that?
- Huh?

Ow! Ow!

April Fools! Ha-ha!

Oh, good one.

Ooh, the floor money.

April Fools!

Good one, friends. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, buddy.

Very well.

Oh, hey, Star... Ow!

- What was that for?
- Following the directions.

Hmm, if the sign says so.


April Fools, brah!


You got me good. Ow!

Okay, you guys can
stop slapping me now.

That is up to the sign.

What's going on, guys?

Uh, you know, just enjoying this
wholesome April Fools' Day.

We've really been pranking
each other good, Mama.

Oh, yes.

But you will not feed
me to the wolf again.


When the wolf chewed
on your leg, so funny.

So funny.

The comedy precious metals.

Guys, these pranks aren't fun.
You're just treating

each other horribly and it's
made you super paranoid.

We're not paranoid, Mama.
I'm watching you!

Great. 'Cause I'm watching you.

And you and you.

I've been watching
you all for years.

And I am the watcher
who watches,

and I'm watching the
watchers who watch me!


This is fun? Being
suspicious of your friends

and getting chewed
on by wild animals?

That was the good one.

Well, I've had enough.

These pranks threaten to
shatter the bonds of trust

we share as friends. And
I can't let that happen.

As of right now, April
Fools' Day is over.

- Over?
- But we haven't even pranked you yet.

Haven't pranked Raven... Hmm.

Crime alert! Crime alert!
Na-na. Na-na.

Oh! Oh, it is the crime alert.

Indeed. A huge, um,
booger monster...

is attacking Jump City.

Really? A booger monster?

It seems his power is boogers.

Wow. This is the best you
guys could come up with?

This is no prank, Mama. I
don't know if we will be

able to defeat this villain if
we do not have your support.

- You'll be fine.
- Then we have no choice.

Titans, go!

Raven, help!

This booger monster is
boogering all over us.

Oh, no. That's terrible.

Robin to Raven, he's going
to destroy the city.

Raven, please, 10-4. Over.

I'm not falling for this.
You're not gonna embarrass me.


They were serious.


The booger monster was real?

- Yes, and we could not defeat him.
- He destroyed our beloved city.

Cyborg is in a robot coma!

I told you there was nothing
funny about April Fools pranks.

No good can come from being
cruel to your friends.

We've learned our lesson, Mama.
No more pranks or lies.

Just the real reals.

Then be real, Beast Boy.

This is me getting
as reals as I can.

- I love you, girl.
- I love you, too.

If Cyborg's robot coma
has taught me anything,

it's that some chances
are worth taking. Raven,

- will you marry me?
- I, I...



- You're awake.
- Yes.

These expressions
of love and truth

saved me from my robot coma.

I know how precious life is now.

That's why I'm
leaving the Titans

to pursue my dream of being
in the Justice League.

It seems today is the day we all
leave childish things behind.

Pranks, jokes and tomfoolery
have no place here.

And my identity
must reflect that.

From this day forward,
call me Nightwing.

The hair, so beautiful.

We'll go our separate ways.
I guess this is it.

This is the end of
Teen Titans Go!

Nightwing, kiss me now.

April Fools!

You guys thought I hated pranks.
I love pranks.

You are the queen
of April Fools.

April Fools! We got you.

This is a good one. April Fools!