Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 21 - Garage Sale - full transcript

Robin makes the other Titans sell their treasured mementos from past episodes.

"Garage Sale"

- Remember that time?
- Oh, I remember.

- Do you remember what she said?
- I remember.

Do you remember when we were
remembering the remembrance?

- You mean right now?
- Yes.

We remember.

Man, remembering is the best.

Reviving our stored neutral pathways
into coherent recollections.

A nice little trip
down memory lane.

Hey! You guys remember
where we like to go

when remembering things
we like to remember?

If I remember correctly...

The attic!


I just remembered how I like
remembering all this stuff.

Then why is it stored
here, away from us?

Because you got to
forget about it first,

so's you can remember
it's later, girl. Duh.

Speaking of forgetting, are you
forgetting why we came up here?

- We remember.
- To remember.


Then let us do the dusting
off of these boxes

so we can access
the remembrances.

Oh, man, you remember this?
The legendary sandwich!

- You know, from Episode 1.
- Dude, you kept that thing?

- That was many episodes ago.
- Ew.

Oh, oh, I remember these!

Apple, rhubarb, peach and pear.

Pie Bros, bro, Episode 2!

Hermetically sealed
for freshness.

I remember this thing.

Artful Dodgers, Episode 22.

Look what I have remembered!

You do not mess with the Jeff!

From Episode 57.

Hey, this box has
Robin's name on it.

Oh, Robin. I had
forgotten about him.

Where is he anyway?

Crime alert. Going
off for hours.

The city, overrun with villains!

- Where have you been?!
- Just reliving the past, baby.

Gah! The past? You have
to focus on the now!

What's the big deal?

We're just taking a little
trip down memory lane.

Yeah, man, these boxes are
filled with good re-memories.

Remember this sandwich?

"Wow, so interesting." Garbage!

Well, we're about
to open this one.

- You gotta be excited about that!
- No, no, no, no, no!

Green undies and elf boots?

You killed a Christmas elf and
stuffed his body in that box?

- That's cold.
- Don't be ridiculous.

Yeah, Beastie, obviously Robin
didn't kill a Christmas elf.

He's just hiding the fact that
he used to be a Christmas elf.

Is it super-cold
at the North Pole?

Did the Santa Claw
receive my letters?

I am not an elf!

- This was my first costume.
- Woah, you wore these in public?

For years! So trust me
when I say that the past

is filled with pain and regret.

Nothing good comes from history.

Holding onto the past
limits our future.

Robin, without the past,
there is no future.

Wow, that's so deep, Raven.

We're getting rid of this junk!

You know what that means?
Garage sale!

Ah, is there anything better
than a garage sale, huh?

Making your own signs,

getting up at the crack of dawn,

tricking people into
buying your garbage?

- This isn't garbage.
- Of course it is.

And for whatever reason,
people want to buy it

when it's randomly strewn
across your wet lawn.

This stuff may be garbage, but
it's still important to us.

And, the future is nothing
without the past.

Stop saying meaningless
phrases that sound deep.

Okay, here come the weirdos.

We have to sell this
trash and sell it fast.

And remember, all
sales are final.

Titans, sell!

$11, $11.50, $11.55, $11.56,

$11.57, $11.58, $11.59.

Not bad!

All our cherished memories
amount to pocket change?!

Those dummies paid
us almost 12 bucks

to haul away our garbage!

Let it fly!

Your flies are not
falling, Robin.

Yo, guys, this bird
is acting weird.

I told you, Robin, without
the past there is no future.

I just thought you were
pretending to be deep.

So selling our old
stuff made time stop?

Yes, the weight of
all those items

creates the momentum
that moves time forward.

Without those items,
time cannot progress.

Well, let's just take our
precious treasures back

and get some time
momentum going!

We can't. The honor code of
the garage sale is clear.

All sales are final.

You're right.

There must be a way to retrieve

the items and restore
the flows of time.

There is. We need to
take the treacherous

journey down memory lane.


- Look, remember that?
- I remember.

Remember this?

Um, I'd rather
forget about that.

Remember when we used
to hang out there?

Good times. Do you remember...

Of course you remember.
These are your memories.

Sorry, I forgot.

The items we've lost
still exist here.

We have to retrieve them and bring
them back to the real world.

Friends, we must hurry.
Our memories are fading.

We'll start with the legendary sandwich.
This way.

I'm going in.

I get the first bite.

That sandwich belongs to me!

Whoa, this guy looks familiar.

Got it! Ew, bacon, ugh, gross!
I forgot about that.

It's pie time!

You know, I kind of
feel like having...

- Pie, perhaps?
- How'd you know?

It's my job to know and
'cause I love pie, too!

♪ When I say I
want you say pie ♪

- ♪ I want ♪ - ♪ Pie ♪

- ♪ I want ♪ - ♪ Pie ♪

♪ When I say yummy you say pie ♪

- ♪ Yummy ♪ - ♪ Pie ♪

- ♪ Yummy ♪ - ♪ Pie ♪

- ♪ Apple ♪ - ♪ Rhubarb ♪

- ♪ Peach ♪ - ♪ Or what? ♪

- Where'd they go?
- What happened?

Thanks for the pies, bros!


Friends, the memories are
fading more quickly.

We must do the hurrying!

But I get it, you want to go
somewhere we can be alone.

I do. But first, you must excuse
me while I put on my face.

You do not mess with the Jeff!

I am sorry, the Jeff, but I
must do the messing with you.

I have retrieved the Jeff!

My turn.

Hey, can I have that dodge ball?

- Um, sure.
- Thanks.

Okay, we just need Robin's
Christmas elf costume

and we can get out of here.

Wait, that's Pain and Regret.

Why are they only hanging
around your memories?

I have issues with my past.

- Why didn't you?!
- Argh!

- You should have!
- Ow!

If only!

Oh, the past hurts.

Robin, you must come to
terms with your past

by facing your pains and
regrettables head on.

You're right. I must come
to terms with my past.

I feel no pain over
the things I've done.

- I have no regrets about my past choices.
- Ah!

I am comfortable saying that I
accept myself for who I am.

Yes! Now to get
those short shorts.


We did it!


Okay, we have to get our
items back to the real world

- before this place fades completely.
- Let's get out of here!

Look, the time has
been restored!

You were right, Raven. Without
the past, there is no future.

I'm glad you finally realized
that you need to be chained

to the past, but do you
have to wear that?

- I don't want to see that!
- Oh, gross.

Snug as a bug in a rug!