Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 14 - Animals, It's Just a Word! - full transcript

After the other Titans are injured, Beast Boy donates his blood to save them.

"Animals, It's Just a Word"

Check it out.
My new laser cannon.

- Fire it up, Beasty.
- You got it, bro.

- Whoa, now, what's with the cat?
- Keeps me frosty.

That's what I like to hear.
Hit it!

Oh, it looks very
laser-cannony, Cyborg.

So beautiful.

- Hey, don't touch that.
- I wasn't going to touch nothing, yo.

So, Cyborg, how much
power does the cannon have?

Well, it's got 54 giga...
I said do not touch that!

- I wasn't.
- Yeah, you were.

You gots me, mama.
I was going to touch it.

You know how cats be.

Please, Beast Boy, fight
your animal urges for once.

All right, all right, all right!

I won't touch anything.

As I was saying, it's got a 54 giga...

Get your hand away from that button!

You will kill us all if
you touch that button!

Sorry, won't happen again.

What... What happened?

Uh, I pretty much killed you, yo.

But don't worry. I replaced all
the blood you lost with my own.

Your blood?

- In us?
- Gross.

Please remove it.

Oh, come on.
I saved your lives.

- After you almost killed us!
- Yeah, sorry about that.

You just couldn't resist
your animal urges, Beast Boy.

I am so mad, I...

Dude, you just transformed into a dog.

Beast Boy's blood must have given
us the power to turn into animals.

I wish to turn into the animal...

I am the adorable.

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

I'm thirsty.


This is so cool.

Now, remember, Titans.
We can be animals.

We just can't become them.

Whatever, I just want to
turn into a tiny donkey.

Go, tiny donkey!

♪ I like your style! ♪

Breakfast ready.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.
What smells so good?

- We are breaking the fast.
- Not that smell.

That smell.

Bro, bring that butt on over
here so I can get a better sniff.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Guys, get in on this.

You've got a good bouquet
going on there, Cy.

Motor oil and...

Ooh, is that a hint of meatball?

- It is.
- Hmm, not bad.

Whoo, doggy!
I could sniff butts all day.

Why stop at sniffin' butts?
Check this out.


We've got that good air in our
face and the sun on our wings.

I could already do the flying before.

Sure. But could you do this?

Nice car, bro!

I've got you.

Over there.
It's the H.I.V.E.

Let's get 'em!

Chomp, chomp, chomp!


Nothing like a game
of cards after a long

day of sniffing butts
and pooping on cars.

Indeed, it is so wonderful
being the animals and...

- What was that about, Star?
- Outside, I saw...

the cat.

Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat!

- Whoa, what's happening to us?
- That's your animal urges, yo.

Friends, is it safe for us
to continue the animal life?

Absolutely, we are people.

Suppressing our animal urges
is what we do all day, everyday.

Hey, the moon is out.

What up, dogs?

- You ready to sniff some butts?
- You know it.

Our shapes have not shifted.

Then our ability to transform
must have been temporary.

And yet, I still yearn
to claw the furniture.

And I just want a cracker.
Any cracker will do.

Is it just me or is
it crazy dry in here?

Uh, you okay, Ray-Ray?

I'm good.

- Hey, stop messing with that.
- Never!

Man, I really want a cracker.
Cyborg want a cracker!

Man, you guys are a bunch of animals.
Control your urges, yo.

Stop that!

Uh, here, fetch.

- Mine. I saw it first!
- Give me the toy!

Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.

Oh, gross!

- Robin, did you do this?
- Why are you blaming me?

Because you're trying to
pee in the corner right now.

Stop that, bad boy. Bad!

- I said, "No."
- Hey!

You guys gotta control
your animal urges.

You're gonna learn the same way I did.

When you're good, you get a treat.

But when you're bad
you get the spray bottle.

Good boy, good girl.

Treats for everyone, yo.


- Hey, where's Raven?
- Oh, no. I forgot to feed her!

She's dead!

May I eat her?

No, she's gonna
have a dignified funeral.


Oh, you were a great teammate,
but even a better fish.

Now we send you back to the sea,
where you can swim forever.

Dude, she's not going to the
sea, she's going to the sewer.

Oh, uh, now we send
you back to the sewer

where flushed pets
mutate, and roam free.

Get in...

It's so big.

Just flush already.

Finally, ugh.

May she rest in peace.

Man, Raven's dead, the place is
a mess and it smells terrible.

Crime alert!
Cinderblock is attacking the city.

Come on, dude.
Say the thing you always say.

Tut-tut-tut, aren't you
forgetting something?

- Now?
- After you rub my tummy.

Who's a good boy?

- Who's the good boy?
- Ooh, ooh, I am, I am. I'm a good boy.

Titans, go!

Let's do this!

Bro, get down here.

I finally understand why you guys always
told me to control my animal urges.


- Oh, Raven!
- What happened to you?

Well, I was sleeping, and the next
thing I know I wake up in the sewer.

I was super mutated, and I've got
cool new mutant sewer friends.

- Sup? Sup?
- Hey, dudes. Hey, dudes.

- Yeah, sup?
- Hey, dudes.


We got this.



I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today.

If you flush a friend down
the toilet, they will come

back horribly mutated, and
save your butt from Cinderblock.

- Thank you for saving us, Raven.
- No problem.

My new bros are gonna
hang, if that's cool.

- Sup?
- Hey, dudes.