Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 50 - The Return of Slade - full transcript

Beast Boy and Cyborg insist on hiring a clown for a Titans party, even though Robin tells them that clowns are for little kids. When the clown fails to live up to their memories, Cyborg and Beast Boy decide to give the clown some cool updates.

"The Return of Slade"

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Whoo-hoo! Yay!

Titans! Crime alert!

Yeah, so call the police.

I believe the number is
nine and the one and the one

- in that order.
- You don't understand.

It's Slade.


That's right. Slade.

Our greatest villain has
returned to settle the score.

Are we ready for this?

I don't know, but we have no choice.
Titans, go!

Whoo-hoo! I can't believe
what just happened!

The menace known as Slade
has been vanquished

once and for all!
Oh, yeah!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

And it wasn't just the
fight that was amazing,

in the end, so many compelling
storylines came together

and resolved in such a satisfying way!

A perfect balance of
the action and drama.

Along with light moments of the comedy!

And I finally got that kiss!

Well, it's too bad people
will never see any of it.

No! That's a good thing, bro.
It was just too epic!

You know what, Titans?
After saving the world,

I think we've earned ourselves a party!

- Whipped cream!
- Oh, whoo!

We'll have food, dancing,

and any type of
entertainment you guys want!

A DJ? Rock band?
Magician? You name it!

A clown!


- We said...
- A clown!

- Please, what is the clown?
- This is a clown, Star.

What do they do?
What do they do?

Well, they entertain small children.

Who would let such a creature
near a child?

No, Star.
Clowns are the coolest!

Yeah! We loved clowns
since we were kids!

So cool, and they have that great music!

When I hear that, I
know it means good times!

Or the ice cream truck.

- So, yeah, clowns.
- We haven't seen one in years!

Yeah, clowns are great...
for little kids!

- You guys are too old for clowns.
- Oh, yeah?

How's Season 6 of
Pretty, Pretty Pegasus?

Oh, my gosh! Well,
Butterbean and Sparkleface

have to save King Jellybean
who has been frozen

in cake frosting and...

That's completely different.

So I'm really going to hire a clown?

Oh, no, no! No, no, please!

Please, do not do it!
I beg of you!

A clown!

A clown it is.

Attention, Titans.
I know we're all having a good time

but the... clown is here.

- Oh, yeah!
- This is gonna be so good!


Wait a minute.
This clown is horrible!

Why you doing lame kiddy stuff?

I told you, you're too old for clowns.

No, it's him! This is not
the way we remember his act!

Guys, this is a classic clown act!

Look at the shoes,
the nose, the makeup.

No way!
This clown is for kids!

Yes! Clowns are for kids!

When I was a kid,
clowns were way cooler!

- They had depth and meaning!
- This clown is garbage.

Kids today don't know
what they're missing.

You know, maybe we can fix him.

- Make him as cool as he used to be.
- Clowns were never cool.

You're letting nostalgia
cloud your memory.

Guys. Kids' entertainment is
not something to be messed with.

It's sacred.
I worry that altering this clown

could have disastrous consequences!

Sorry, mama, but we're
making this clown cool again.

Man, look at this clown!

I know. He looks like
some kind of clown!

What a disgrace.

But we'll just dress him
up like we remember him.

I don't really remember
what he looked like, bro.

- Just that he was cool!
- Then let's make him cool!

With science!
Just sign this here waiver

stating that we can do anything we want

to your mind, body, and spiritual being.

Thanks, bro.

The clown's gone, Star.
It's safe to come out.


- You guys!
- We made our clown cool again!

Keep him away from me!

Check it!

Doesn't look very funny to me.

- Oh, yeah?
- Do your act, yo!

The clown is trying to kill me!

It burns!

Oh, it's like a pie to
the face! But cooler!

Told you, clowns are funny!

Guys! This is wrong!

Okay, it's a little funny.

But still wrong! You've
taken something that's meant

to be for kids and made it
totally inappropriate just so

you can still enjoy something
you should have outgrown!

We just made him like we remember!

And now, we're gonna release him

so he can spread joy to
all the kids in the world!

That clown's not for children.

And I'm worried what the
influence of something like that

could have on all kids' entertainment!

What? You worried it's
gonna make it better?

Yo, clownie! Get out of here
and go make some kids happy!

Time for the latest episode of
Pretty, Pretty Pegasus!

King Jellybean has betrayed us!
We may never eat candy again.

I don't want any filthy candy!
I just want blood!

What is this?

This is supposed to be a kids' show!
What's happened?

Ha, ha, ha!

The clown.

How dastardly!
If that clown has his way,

all children's entertainment
will be tainted!

I guess we lost sight of what made
clowns cool in the first place,

as being age-appropriate entertainment.

We can't hold on to
our childhood forever.

- Things change.
- Well, it's time to grow up.

Are we going in guns blazing?

No. The only way to stop him

- is to remind him of who he truly is.
- Titans, go!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

It's working!
Now, for the big finish!

Thanks for the laughs, Titans.

This was a horrible plan, Raven.

Why did you think this would work?

Children's entertainment is doomed!

- Starfire?
- I will never trust the clowns.