Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 44 - Beast Man - full transcript

Beast Boy realizes he can use his power to turn himself into an adult.

"Beast Man"

Death Toilet 3
is gonna be so good!

So much death and so many toilets!

Remember in Death Toilet 2,

when Death Toilet rode
that flaming motorcycle?

So cool!

I have seen none of the
previous Toilets of Death.

Will I even be allowed in?

Actually, I don't think any
of us will be allowed in.


Let's just go home.

Argh, it's not fair!

Who decided we can't see
a movie without an adult?

- An adult.
- Exactly!

Adults think just because
they have jobs and a

height advantage that they
can do whatever they want.

When I'm an adult,
I'm not going to be an adult!

Oh, you think it's a choice?

When people become
adults something changes.

They stop being fun, they
start worrying about rules,

and they all get boring
jobs working for...

the Man.

Who is this "The Man?"

No one's ever seen him, but trust me,

one day he's coming for all of us.

Wow, thanks for bumming us out, Raven.

Hey, we're not adults, yet!
Let's play something stupid.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
How about, uh...

Random Animal Rally!

Ooh, ooh, quick, quick, name an animal!

Uh. Donkey!

No, no, miniature donkey.

Oh! Oh, do, uh, a cuttlefish!

- Pangolin.
- Give me something harder, mama!


- Goodness.
- I'd like to request a tiny donkey again!

One more donk in your face!

- Horseshoe crab!
- Easy.

Ooh, ooh, that one type
of monkey with the bright

red bottom whose name I
cannot remember right now.

They're called red butt monkeys, Star.

Can I get even tinier
donkeys one more time?

- This donk tiny enough for ya?
- Oh, oh, um, ah...

- Come on, name something.
- Give me a second, man!


- Beast Boy, you...
- What?


I'm like a normal dude.
I didn't even know I could do that.

I suppose a man is a type of animal.

You look like somebody's lame dad.

You have the hair
everywhere but on your head.

Is this common for those who
chose the path of the dad?

You better turn back, Beast Boy,

before you end up with a car
payment and a loveless marriage.

But seriously...

Wait. As long as Beast Boy
looks like an adult,

he can take us to the movie!

Meh, why not?

Ah, yes.
Hello, fellow adult.

Lovely weather we're having, eh?

Also, gas prices, am
I right? It's so crazy.

Anyway, I'd like tickets
to your next showing

of the very mature Death Toilet 3.
One adult and four... kids.

Uh, what a handful, right?

- It worked! Come on!
- Yeah!

That was awesome!

- It was the best part!
- Awesome.

I am glad the Death Toilet

was able to save his
wife from the terrorists.

And we would have missed
it all if I wasn't an adult.

Maybe being an adult isn't so bad.

I wonder what sort of other
stuff we could get away with,

having an adult around.

Today was amazing!

I'm going to
be an adult forever.

We all had fun. But you should
turn back before The Man,

whoever he is, finds you
and forces you to get a job.

Yeah, well, maybe
a job wouldn't be so bad.

The other parts of being
an adult seem awesome.


But for now, I believe it is
time for the hitting of the hay.

- Tasty dreams, everyone.
- Not for me.

I'm staying up all night
to do cool grown up stuff.

See you babies in the "A.M."

Adults are the coolest.

The good morning.
Would you care to join me

in a bowl of extra sugary
marshmallow crumbles?

Uh, no.

Too many calories.
Got to watch my weight.

Beast Boy, why
are you still an adult?

Ugh! Because someone around
here has to make a living.

Oh, would you look at the time,
I'm late for work.

The Man is going to come down on me.

Hey, listen, why don't you
just transform back and we'll...

You listen, young man!

If you kids don't have all
your chores done by the time

I get home from work,
consider your butts grounded!

You hear me?!

It's just as I thought.
Beast Boy has gone over to the dad side.

The Man must have gotten
to him while he was out.

Then we'd better follow him.

There goes Beast Boy.

Why would the Beast Boy
find employment here?

It is the bland and the boring.

Like moths to a flame,

adults are drawn to soul
crushing office buildings.

- It is the will of The Man.
- Quick, before we lose him.

- Ow, watch it!
- What are you doing?

Move forward.

It's like Beast Boy
is being mind-controlled.

Oh, he is, by The Man.

Yes, feed me. Market
reports, actionable items.

Push the envelope.
Grow the business.

- We got to bust him out of here.
- As long as he's

under The Man's control,
he won't come willingly.

Perhaps if he were to be
engulfed in the flames.

Burn him to death.
I like it!

- Okay, she means get him fired.
- Also a good plan.

Unit 052, this work is unacceptable!

I'm afraid, I'm going
to have to fire you...

Yes, it worked.

with real fire.

I understand. Thank
you for the opportunity.

Not so fast, The Man.

What are you kids doing here?

I'm in the middle of
a very important meeting.

Well, it's about to be rescheduled.
Titans, go!

This is a place of business,

not some cool internet skateboard cafe.

I summon
the Guardians of the Status Quo.

How can a few teenagers fight

such a mature and
fiscally responsible foe?

By doing what teens do best!

Hey, you there!
What are you doing?

Are you loitering?

Look at me when I'm
talking to you, young man.

Oh, my God.
She was all like, "What?"

And I'm all like, "duh" and she was
like, "duh?" and I was like, "shuh!"

You two! Stop with the
inane conversation of words.


Stop reading that gook and listen to me.

Don't you want to do
something with your life?


Ugh! What is this stuff?

Who's that?
Who's not...

I'm free!

- And I have my hair again!
- We thought we lost you for good, buddy.

Man, being an adult is terrible.

- I'm never going to be one again.
- Speaking of the adults,

what are we supposed
to do with all of them?

We inspire their hearts
and change their lives.

Attention, hardworking citizens.
The Man has been defeated!

You're all free to return
to your homes and families.

The time of leading terrible,
unfulfilling lives is over!

Now, go and enjoy the gift of life!

But, Robin, how will they
provide for their families?

I'm just a kid, not my problem.