Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 26 - Hot Garbage - full transcript

When the Titans try to get Beast Boy to clean his room, they discover that there's more to garbage than just trash.

2x26 - "Hot Garbage"

What up, my mans and womans?

What is this horrible odor?

I don't smell anything.

Don't smell it?
I can see it!

It's thick enough to cut through!

It's really not that bad.

We're not going down without a fight.
Titans, go!

I don't smell it.


This is indeed preferable to
breathing that into my nose.

I refuse to be killed
by a malicious odor.

We are going to live!

- Do we have to?
- Yes! Yeah!

- Resurrection punch!
- Ah!

Kick of life!

Spirit slam!

Huh, I thought you were
really dead forever this time.

Why is not Beast Boy affected
by this noxious aroma.

Because the smell is
coming from his room.

Son, that's disgusting.

Someone could get lost in this mess.

This place is a pigsty, Beast Boy.

Well, where else are
the pigs supposed to go?

Oh! Piggies!
Piggie, piggie, piggie, pigs.

It may look messy, but I
know where everything is.

That's the garbage tree
where the possums live.

That's where I keep my mold collection.

And that's Sticky Joe.
Hey, Sticky Joe.


Unacceptable, Beast Boy!

Garbage trees, mold, Sticky Joe?

- Howdy.
- This is no way to live.

You are way too
comfortable in this mess.

Why do you not discard the garbage?

Garbage? You're talking about
my favorite pile of dirt!

Each stain, each
sticky lump in this room

is a memory to be cherished.

As your best bro, I have to tell you...

You need help.

Maybe I do.

But no one has ever
taught me how to clean!

Then while we deal with this,
Raven can help you.

I'll try it then.

But please don't throw
away my scab collection.

Understood, Beast Boy.

Begin with the scabs.


Let's start simple.

Here's some garbage, here's a trashcan.

What do you do?

No problem, mama!


What am I doing? That was a
perfectly good banana peel!

There you are!

Hey! Who threw away
this greasy napkin?

Oh, man!
Look at all this good stuff in here.

Shoo! Scat!

The garbage, the garbage,

the garbage, and the garbage.


Okay, you can only
keep one of these items.

- Which one is it?
- Oh, this one is easy.

This... No, this!

Wait, no, this! No...

Wait, they're all so great.

I can't decide!

I can't decide!

Beat it, Sticky Joe!
And don't come back!

You are a trash magnet!

Where did you learn it was
okay to live in garbage?

From my hero!

Another cool green dude who
liked to break the rules.

Now remember, kids,
always be filthy.

Love your garbage
and it will love you back!

Now, let's sing
"The Dookie in a Jar" song.

He was the best!

You know what?
I love my mess.

And I'm not gonna let
anyone take it from me!

Stop throwing my stuff away!

I know all you see is junk,

but these are my most
prized possessions.

I love my garbage and
my garbage loves me back!

I'm never cleaning this mess!

Beast Boy, if you don't clean
this room, we will make you.

You're forgetting...
this is my room, bro.

You think we can't find you under there?

- I do not see him anywhere.
- Out of the way!


You guys have got to see this.


This is a lot of garbage!

How will we find the Beast Boy in here?

Old fashioned tracking.

We pick up a scent!
Now come on, smell!


Ugh, all I smell is butt and fish!

You're not smelling hard enough!

Somewhere under all that butt and fish
is Beast Boy's scent!

Now, smell!

Guys, I found some footprints.

Forget the footprints!

They lead in this direction.

I think I have something.

Somewhere in between
these notes of rancid milk

and wet dog, I found his scent...

I cannot take this heat.

This is some hot garbage.

Guys, do you feel that?

It's raining.
It's raining!

This feels so good!

Ah! So very refreshing.

- Whoo!
- Oh, yeah!

Wait! How is it raining
in Beast Boy's room?

Aren't we under his
pile of sweaty shirts?


It's a sweaty rain!
It's a sweaty rain!

Let me under that umbrella!

Let me under that umbrella!

- There is not enough room.
- Just do the squeezing in!

We can't track him in here.

Our only chance is to
clean the room ourselves.

What was that?

I think we're being tracked.

It's the garbage monster!

Hey, guys!

You've really lost it, Beast Boy.

Living in this filth has driven you mad!

You're the crazy ones.
You can't see the beauty in this mess.

Beauty? Are you serious?

I wanna show you something.

Let me take you all on
a magical carpet ride.

Where did you acquire the magic carpet?

I told you, I have everything in here

and you guys wanna throw it away!
Come on.

Let me show you my world!


- Glimmering.
- Gorgeous!

A great new world!

Now do you understand why
I can't throw all this away?

No. This is trash and
I'm going to take it out.

Dude! That was a structural
support bearing apple core.

- We're gonna be buried alive!
- Don't worry, I've got this.

All I need are possums,
socks and Sticky Joe.

Uh, I already threw that stuff out.

You did what?
Why would you throw away garbage?

Through that hole!


Sticky Joe!

I was wrong about you, Sticky Joe.

I'll never forget you.



Now do you understand why
I keep my room like this?

Garbage isn't just a bunch
of garbage to be thrown away.

Love your garbage
and it will love you back.

You have enlightened us
on the ways of the filth.

- Thank you, Beast Boy.
- That's right, I'm the dirtiest.

Now let's sing
"The Dookie in a Jar" song.