Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 22 - Road Trip - full transcript

2x22 - "Road Trip"

Ahh, do you smell that?

Oh, what an intoxicating aroma.


Oh, man!
It's making my nose hungry.

- Where is that smell coming from?
- Let's find out!

It's coming from under there.

Hey! What are you doing?

We have come here in search
of the smell of the gods.

You must be talking about
the new, new car smell.

You like that, huh?

Yeah, I've been tinkering,
tweaking and straight up

improverating everything on the T-car.

The engine's purring
like a kitten. Meow.

The suspension is springy like
fresh baked bread. Delicious!

The steering now handles
like a car. Honk, honk!

There's only so much
you can do with steering.

This is why you are my best friend
and only true confidant.

You act as if you hold more affection
for the vehicle than for us, Cyborg.

I do! You guys are garbage
compared to my baby.

And I love you guys.

- Aw, he said he loved us.
- He also called us garbage.

You have to understand,

I found this car when
it was just a baby.

He had fallen out of
his nest and I knew he

couldn't fend for
himself, so I took him in,

taught him karate, Spanish
and most importantly,

how to be a man.

Hola, coche.

None of that was true, Starfire.

But it feels true, which makes it true.

I wish you guys could love
this car the way I love him.

Oh, I know what we're
doing... Road trip!

Come on! A Road trip is the
most fun thing in the world.

- We'll bring snacks...
- Snacks?

Road trip!

We'll bond as team mates
and learn life lessons

we'll never learn
cooped up in not-a-car.

Team bonding!

Road trip!

But where shall we go?

From Point A to Point B.

But it's not the destination
that matters, it's the journey.

- Ooh, a magical journey?
- Abracadabra, darling!

Whoo-hoo! Road trip!

Can I keep reading my book?

You might get car sick, but sure.

Whoo-hoo. Road trip.

Whoo-hoo! Road trip!

By the end of this trip, you guys are

going to love this car as much as I do.

- Uh-oh, the HIVE!
- And it looks like they're stealing!

All right!
They're in for a Road trip!

- Oh, yeah!
- That was awesome!

- It was all right.
- I do not know why we are

cheering such deplorable behavior.

- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- I love Road trips!

- You guys having fun?
- No, we're out of snacks.

There's been zero team bonding.

I have not seen one fairy or the
wizard on this magical journey.

And I'm starting to get car sick.

Then stop reading in the car!

Look, every Road trip
can get a little dull

and that's what road games are for.

No, I learned a long time ago

not to play the road games.

Do you want the ball?
Do you want the ball?

Then go get it!

- Not those kinds of road games, Star.
- I know, let's play Slug Bug.

All right, you got me.

Beast Boy, why
would you do such a thing?

It's part of the game, Star.

Any time you see a bug go by,

you yell "Slug Bug" and
punch someone in the arm.

I understand.

- Slug Bug!
- Ow!

- I see another insect, oh!
- Ahh! No, you don't understand!

Slug Bug! Slug Bug!

That's the wrong
kind of bug! We meant...

Slug Bug! Slug Bug!
Slug Bug! Slug Bug! Slug Bug!

- What a delightful game.
- That was fun.

Please, let's play, "I Spy" instead.

- I spy with my little...
- Another insect.

- Slug Bug!
- Why?!

Oh, yeah, now it's starting
to feel like a Road trip.

Look, the HIVE again.

Come on, guys, let's help 'em out,
after all, we are superheroes.

Hey, Gizmo, you need
a ride to the mechanic?

Uh, sure, that's
awfully nice of you guys.

Cool, hop in.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
My foot slipped.

- Okay.
- Really?

Oops, sorry about that. Hop on in.

Come on!

Okay, okay, for real this time, jump in.

No, I'm serious, I'm
going to stop this time.

I'm going to stop this time.
Come on, come on, come on.

I love Road trips again!

Ahh. Bored again.

Bored? What about
all that fun we had?

Perhaps we are not the vehicle people.

Yeah, can we go back to the Tower?

No, we are traveling to Point B.
Now have some car fun.

Uh-oh, look out, that's my jam!

Nuh-uh, we're not doing that.

Hey, I was listening to that.

Nobody wants to see your groove on.
Take your groove off!

Oh, so you get to control the radio!
What's up with that, man?

I was about to get my groove on.
You see my cape flying there.

Get your cape out of my face!

I'm trying to see the road!

- Slug Bug!
- Ow!

Why are there
so many bugs in this car?

Well, I warned you.

That's it! Do you want
me to stop this car?

Do you?
Do you want to walk home?

You really gonna walk?
But that was just an empty threat.

Sorry, but we're done
with the Road trip.

I never want to get in that car again.

Enjoy the rest of your
non-magical journey.

- Let's just go home.
- Well, you guys are gonna miss out

on the best part of the Road trip!
Hours 12 through 16!

Who needs those guys?

I'll get to Point B all by myself.

Slug Bug! Ow!

I know, I spy with my little eye...

a terribly handsome dude who's
not having a good Road trip.

Hey guys, I've got four
comfy air-conditioned

seats here with your names on them.

- Nah.
- We are happy perambulating.

I'd rather crawl.

- Come on, I'll drive you home.
- No need, we're doing great.

Look, I'm sorry I cooped
you up in this car.

I just wanted you to
love it as much as I do.

Hmm, that car looks like it's
driving on the wrong side of the road.

- It's the HIVE!
- And they look angry.

- Get us out of here!
- Go, go, go!

We're going to have to work
together to get out of this one.

That sounds like team bonding!

You want to see some magic, Star?


They're still on us!

Engage auto pilot!

I'm going to need an
assist here, Beastie!


I'm not sure if I have
the strength to fight them.

- Booyah!
- Snacks!

Let's do this!

- Nothing's working!
- What can I do?

- Just keep reading!
- Cool.


Out the window!
Out the window!

- Oh, yes!
- Yay! Awesome!

Whoo-hoo, sweet!

Oh, yeah, that was cool.

Even if we didn't make
it to our destination,

your Road trip was pretty fun.

Wait this is it!
This is point B! We made it!

It's just more road.

I told you, it's not
about the destination,

- it's about the journey.
- Whatever.

- The important thing is, it's over.
- Half over!

Now we gotta go from
point B back to point A.

That's the best part!
Road trip!

Yeah, we're never doing that again.

We live here now.