Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 16 - Vegetables - full transcript

Beast Boy's healthiness persuades the other Titans into becoming vegetarians, but the converts take their new dietary restrictions a little too seriously.

2x16 - "Vegetables"

Hey, what time is it?

- It's meat party time!
- I'll take one steak!

I got steaks for days!

- Yeah!
- Bratwurst, please.

More like "brat-best".

And a burger of the turkey.


Hey, bro. Throw my
veggies on that grill!

On my beautiful grill?

- Are you crazy?
- You just ate vegetables

Why would you want more?

I'm a vegetarian.
That's what I eat every day.

Here, eat this sausage.
It's shaped like a carrot.

- Ew! No way!
- You're really missing out.

- The meat is so delicious...
- No more talking!

I need meat in my tum-tum.

Come on, guys, vegetables!

They're good, and good for you.

I'm just saying. You might
regret eating all that meat.

Nuh-uh. No way.

- No how, not a chance.
- Meat!

It's Cinder Block.
He's attacking Jump City.

You guys ready for
a meat-fueled melee?

Titans, go!

Ow! Why does it
hurt so bad?

One of my stomachs
and the meat are locked

in a most ferocious struggle.

The meat has won.

Oh, there's a meat person in me.

What's your name, little meat person?

Can't think thoughts.
Only meat!

I don't know what's worse,

My meat gut
or my meat sweats!

Don't worry.
I got this.

He's so alert.

So energetic!

It's like he doesn't have
any meat in him at all!

How were you
so focused and agile?

All things are possible
through vegetables, bro.

As you can see

from these science drawings, vegetables

make a line that keeps going up.

Yes, Cyborg?

What's up with that
weird little purple carrot?

That? That's a rutabaga.

Oh, of course. And that
round, leafy, green carrot?

That's just lettuce.

- And the brown, lumpy carrot?
- The potato?

You know, all vegetables
aren't just carrots, right?

Then what's this
pointy, orange carrot?

- That's a carrot.
- I am so confused!

This is a lot of information
to process, Beast Boy.

But aren't vegetables still just
gross, tasteless rabbit food?

Yeah. Why should I
eat like a rabbit?

I'm not a rabbit.

It is true. Vegetables
do not give my mouth

the deliciousness in the
same manner as the meat.

You don't think vegetables
can be tasty, huh?

For Robin, the carrot stew.

Starfire, broccoli.

Raven, falafel and hummus.

And Cyborg, spinach, bro!

Whoa, that's good!

Really good!

I thought this would
taste like dirt.

This don't taste like dirt!

All: Vegetables!

Crime alert!

You guys ready for
a vegetable-powered victory?

Oh, no!
It's the Titans!


Thanks to spinach
I'm stronger than ever!

These carrots are
giving me super sight!

I have so much of the energy,

I cannot believe it.
I just feel... Whoo!

And I feel happier than ever.

That was amazing!

Now do me a favor
and look under your shirts.

- Whoa! What's this?
- That's your vegetable gut.

Now wipe your brows!

What is this?

- Honey?
- That's right, mama.

You got some sweet
vegetable sweat going on!

Then from this day on,
we will only eat the...

All: Vegetables!

That's what's up!

Good morning, Beast Boy.

Would you like some
scrambled vegetables?

Or some toasted
vegetable slices?

Or some vegetables in a bowl?

No milk though.
Only vegetables.

What... I don't...
You're all green!

- We're vegetarians.
- Vegetarians don't turn green!

- You're green.
- Yeah, but for totally different reasons.

I think it's great
you're eating healthier,

but you've gotta do
everything in moderation.

- What are you doing, Beast Boy?
- You can't eat that.

- It's just some fruit.
- And fruit is a type of meat.

I don't know for sure,
but I don't think that's true.

Is it the vegetable?

- No.
- Titans: He's eating meat.

What should we do with him?

Let's bring him to our master.
Let him decide.


Vegetables! Vegetables!

Vegetables! Vegetables!

Vegetables! Vegetables!

What are you guys doing?

Ever since we ate
our first vegetable,

He has been whispering to us.

- He?
- Yes, he!

If we do not defile our
bodies and eat only vegetables,

he will grant us a place in
his new vegetable kingdom.

You guys are acting super weird!

I think maybe you ate
too many vegetables.

Quiet! It is time.

Rhubarb, lettuce, lima beans,

potato, peppers,
collared greens.

We eat them all,
and then some more

to summon our master, Vegetor!

From deep within the green,
Vegetor has risen!

I will cleanse this world
by destroying all meat.

Starting with you,
filthy meat creature.


I'm a vegetarian, dude!

Guys, you can't let him destroy me!

But there is no room for you
in the new vegetable kingdom.

Look, I think meat is gross.

But other people like it,
and that's cool.

You just need to have a
balanced diet whatever you eat.

His mind has been poisoned
by the meat apple.

Cyborg, dude, what time is it?

I don't know.
I didn't bring a watch.

- What time is it?
- Six-ish?

No! What time is it?!

It's meat party time!

- What?
- It's meat party time!

Wait... What...

Did someone say
"meat party time"?

Your time is up.
The age of vegetables begins now!

Oh! What is that
captivating smell?

Barbecue ribs, buddy.
Want some?

Vegetor's body is a temple!

He does not indulge in such filth.

Does smell pretty good.

And the taste is
even better than the smell.

Vegetor guesses
one bite couldn't hurt.

- Mmm. Not bad.
- Try a sausage.

What else do you have?

Oh, no!
Vegetor has the meat gut.

Quick! We've weakened
him with meat. Now let's...

- Ugh. Meat.
- Ugh. Vegetables.

Now that's what I call
a balanced diet.