Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Dude, Relax!; Laundry Day - full transcript

Nobody wants to wash the Titans' gross dirty uniforms.Raven volunteers, using her magic, which brings the uniforms to life and turns them against the Titans.

1x11 - Hey Pizza!

It's so hot...

Cyborg, if you don't
fix that thermostat,

I'm gonna come over there, dude.

Or just lie here.

I'm working on it.

Red wire. Blue wire.
Purple wire?

Oh, come on.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Great job getting that
working again, Cyborg.

I have an exciting
announcement, Titans.

We will be funding a new
community improvement project.

We should totally build
a community pool.

I am a great doggy paddler.

And you know what pulls
me, pool parties.

Uh, pool is nice, but
we really need to help

out an underserved population.

Offspring of
inter-dimensional demons?

- Half robots?
- Gophers?

We're building a new
senior citizen center.

A senior citizen center?

Uh, you sure you don't want
to reconsider the pool idea?

It's already settled. We're
helping the seniors.

Is not the wave
of heat glorious?

I have purchased an Earth
bikini on the line.

Now, I just need a
place to use it.

- We're building a pool.
- Joy!

Ah! We must commence
with the plans.

So Ray-Ray, you gonna buy
a new bathing suit too?

This is my bathing suit.


Zippy's Pizza, cheesy
goodness delivered to you

in 30 minutes or it's free.
Hey, pizza.

Hey, pizza!

Oh, man. I don't want
to pay for no pizza.

Maybe we don't need any money.

- Wait... what are you...
- I'll have one half vegan,

half super meaty pizza, please.
Thanks very much.

Take a look at this.

If he starts at the shop
here on main street...

Going the speed limit through the city
even with calculated shortcuts...

There's no way that fool could
get here in under 30 minutes.

There's no way that fool could
get here in under 30 minutes.

There's no way that fool could
get here in under 30 minutes.

Yeah, boy!

Now, that's what's up.

- Hey, pizza.
- Oh, man!

No tip!

Oh, old people. What
can I do for you?

We're here to see the nice young man
who's building the senior center.

Oh, um, yeah.

Yo, Robin! It's for you.

Robin, thank you so much for
helping with our senior center.

Yeah, you see about that...

No need to tell us about the plans.
We trust you.

Well, you're such a good boy.

No, no, no, no. I'm not.
I'm a terrible boy.

I almost made the worst
decision of my life.

- Just because I wanted...
- Robin.

I need your opinion.

This is a photograph of
the bikini I purchased.

Is this pleasing to you?

Yup. This pool is
gonna be awesome!

There is no way that guy can
deliver it in time again.

Dude! Did you just hack
into the traffic light?

Mark my words, bro, that
pizza jockey will not

be here in under 30 minutes.

Will not!

Game on! Can you raise
that draw bridge?

- Hey, pizza.
- Man!

Ready to give up?

We're talking free pizza here, dude.
What do you think?

Oh, hi. Hey, there.

All of us seniors
knitted you a new suit.

Aw, it's a...

- Great!
- Oh, good!

Then it was worth
every excruciatingly

painful moment it took our
arthritic hands to make.

Excruciatingly painful...

- Yeah, listen, I, uh...
- Robin, this senior center has

given us all something besides
death to look forward to.

Ah, come on, Robin.
What is wrong with me?

How is there even a question
about what I'm going to build?

- Now, I remember.
- According to my research on pools,

proper usage of the lotion that
screens out the sun is vital.

Will you help me with
the application?

Old people like pools, right?

Will you help me with
the application?

Yes, we'd like another pizza.

I know we just had two delivered.
Of course, we can pay for it.

But we won't have to
because there's no way

you're delivering it
in under 30 minutes!

Okay, all I have to do is turn on
the security dome around the house

and the pizza guy can't get
anywhere near the tower.

Hey, pizza.

- How is he doing this?
- This is unnatural.

- This means war.
- Pizza war.

Hey, pizza!

Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!

Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!

Hey, pizza!

Hey, pizza!

Can I pay with a pony ride?

That was the last straw.

- There is one last option, bro.
- You mean the button?

- Yeah.
- Let's hit it!

I'm gonna do it. I'm
hitting the button.

Booyah! We did it!

- What did we do?
- We're going to jail.

- Quick, find your passport.
- This was your idea.

It was your idea, dude.

I specifically remember, you
said you wanted a pizza.

I said, "We don't have
any money, Beast Boy."

I've gotta go hide
some stuff in my room.

- What?
- Go, run! Run!

Hey, pizza!


Pool. Senior center.

Pool. Senior center.

Pool! Senior center!

Okay, I've gotta be
rational about this.

What are the pros of
building the senior center?

The center has lots of pros.

Now, what are the
pros of a pool?

I know what I must do.


It's beautiful! I just knew
you would come through.

Guess we got a little carried
away with the pizza thing.

You could say that, dude. But you
know, you live and you learn.

Hey, pizza.

Now, it took you 31 minutes
to deliver that pizza.

Means I don't have to pay.

- Pizza guy was late?
- Old guy got free pizza?

Oh, come on!

Pizza guy!

Sorry about the
swimming pool, Star.

I am happy the citizens of seniors
have a new place for gathering.

And while I understand this
is not the ideal setting,

I would still like to
model the bikini for you.