Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 39 - Waffles - full transcript

Cyborg and Beast Boy show their love of waffles by making it the only word they say, much to the annoyance of the other Titans.

1x39 - Brain Food

Okay, Titans, here's
what we know.

An asteroid is hurdling toward Earth
and it's up to us to stop it.

Raven, I need you to run calculations
on its velocity and mass.

On it.

Star, get me a read-out of
its chemical composition.

Yes, sir.

Cyborg, think you can build
us something to blow

- that thing out of the sky?
- You know I can.

Dude, what about me? I
wanna do some science, yo.

Yeah, um, yes. Hold this.

It's a super important
vial of science juice.


We are going to use
it for experiments.

I love experiments!

That's okay, you did your best.

- Nice try, little buddy.
- Better luck next time.

Good job on almost holding it.

Why are you guys
talking like that?

And how come I never get
the cool jobs to do?

Well, you sometimes have
difficulty comprehending

- the complexities of certain tasks.
- Huh?

You do not understand how to
carry out some assignments.


You don't know how to
do a lot of stuff, B.

- Excuse me?
- You're not smart.

What? Yes I am! I get
smarterer every day.

Come on, I just wanna help
defeat this asteroid.

- If you really wanna help...
- Uh-huh?

You can give Silkie a bath.

I'll show you I can help. I'm
gonna make myself smart!

This door's stuck.

- Pull, don't push.
- Ohh.

Why won't this thing open?

It's another one of those
pull, not push, things.


Making dinner, Beasty?

Yep, I heard certain
foods are brain foods.

They're supposed to
make you smarter.

- Then, you feed your big brain, BB.
- You know it!




I'm already feeling smarter.

Ahem, Raven, does
your spell book have

a spell that can make
somebody smarter?

Yes, it does.

Great! Uh, your spell book,

is it mostly words or pictures?

- Mostly pictures.
- Excellent!

Now, excuse me while I do
nothing with that knowledge.

I think he's going to try
to cast a spell on himself.

He'll never figure out
how to open the book.

Hmm, good point.

Open! Open...

Wait, uh... I can do this.

Pull, not push.

Yes! Here we go.

Azarath metrion zinthos!

Okay, there's only one way
to know if it worked.

Wait a second. If I can't
make myself smarter,

I'll just have to make
the others dumber!


Azarath metrion zinthos!

Now let's go see if it worked.

Guys, look!

A birdie.

It's pretty! Let's catch it!

Whoa! What happened?

You guys just ran into a window.

Windows are dangerous!

Plus, you cannot see them
because they are invisible.

It worked! I'm just
as smart as you now.


Oh, come on!

What are you guys doing?

- Oh, these bowls don't work!
- The cereal won't go in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You've got to do this first.

How did you do that?

Beast Boy, you're the
smartest one of all of us.

That's right, I am the smartest!

Beasty, Beasty, Beasty, Beasty!
You gotta help me!

- I can't find my shoe.
- It's on your foot.

Beasty, Beasty, Beasty, Beasty!
You gotta help me!

I can't find my foot.

- Dude, it's in the bucket.
- Oh.

Ahh! I can't see. I can't see.

Hold up. Your cloak's
on backwards, Rave.


Oh, I can't take much
more of this, Cyborg.

Where did Beast Boy go?

He just disappeared!

- There he is.
- That was weird.

Beast Boy!

Your foot is not gone!
It's in the bucket.

Not that! Look!

That big rock is
coming to get us!

What do we do, Beast Boy?

Guess this is the moment
I've been waiting for.

Okay, Titans, here's
what we know.



Nothing. We know nothing!

I can't believe I put
us in this situation!

I feel so stupid for
wanting to be smart.

- Come on, Beast Boy.
- Do not give the up!

- We need you.
- You're the brains of this opergation.

Brains... Oh! I just need
a little brain food.

Let's try this again.

Here's what we know. That
asteroid is coming at

us because of a little thing
called gravity, right?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And gravity is
controlled by the ocean.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Then, that means if we
can kill the ocean,

then the asteroid
will go back home.

- Oh course.
- Why didn't I think of that?

Titans, go!

Crab punch. Crab punch.

Dolphin uppercut!

It's not working, Beast Boy!

That's because we're not
punching hard enough.

Look, Beasty, the
rock went home!

You've saved us all, Beast Boy.

- I guess I did.
- What is it like being so smart?

It's more than I bargained for.
Raven, where's your spell book?

Uh... B... U...


Not "how do you spell book."

Never mind.

It won't go in again.

What do we do now, Beast Boy?

I don't know. I just cast a spell
to make me dumber than all of you!

Why didn't you just cast a
spell to make us smarter?

I don't know.

And that's just the
way I like it.

Oh look, a butterfly.