Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 37 - Legs - full transcript

After the Titans take away her cloak as a joke, Raven finds it fun to use her legs. Meanwhile, Cyborg becomes dark and sarcastic after Raven's cloak gets stuck on his head.

1x41 - Opposites


The H.I.V.E. is back to
their old tricks again.

What a bunch of scoundrels.

- Creeps.
- Zorgnargs!

Stinky jerks!

Ah, yeah... especially Jinx.

Dude, I think Cyborg
has a thing for Jinx.

Oh, clearly he has the thing.

What? Jinx? Ew! Gross!

That's just...

Uh-huh, then why is it that every
time we battle the H.I.V.E.,

you insist on taking her.

'Cause, you know,
tactical reasons...

and strategery stuff.

If you don't like
her, then prove it!

On the battlefield.

Titans, go!


Take her down, will ya?

I'm gonna give her a
monster bear hug!

That is not the bear hug!

I guess it's time to
bring out the big guns!

- Flowers?
- She has really bad allergies. Oh!

Great, she's going to get away!

No! She's not gonna get away!

- Yeah, she got away.
- You let her go on purpose!

- Did not!
- Yes, you did.

And now we're going to
have a meeting about it.

Titans, we're here today to
discuss Cyborg's crush on Jinx.

Starfire, if you would.

Chapter 4, article 7 of the official
superhero charter of conduct states,

no superhero shall take
romantic interest in a villain.

It does not say that!

- Anymore.
- Cyborg...

Okay! I'll tell you the truth!

- Finally.
- I'm pretending to have a crush on her,

to lull her into a false
sense of confidence.

Have you been eating
the baloney again?

In fact, I'm going to
take her down right now.

She's at a coffee
shop as we speak.

- And how do you know that?
- I know everything about her.

Her favorite color, the type
of music she listens to.


Because she's my enemy!

I mean...

if you'll excuse me.

Oh, how do I look?

Hello, Cyborg.

Are you following me?

No, I'm tracking you.

Also, I got you this.

Blueberry pie...

- my favorite.
- I know.

- That's creepy.
- I know.

But... in a romantic way.

- Does this mean we're...
- I'd like that.

If any of the other
Titans found out.

If any of the H.I.V.E.
found out.

Then we'll just have to...

keep it a secret.

Where'd you get
that balloon from?

Stole it from a baby.

Stole it from a baby...

You're not lying to me, are you?

Me? Lie?

♪ I love your pink hair ♪

♪ I love your evil glare ♪

♪ you're bad for me, girl ♪

♪ but I just don't care ♪

♪ but I just don't care ♪

I thought you said you
didn't love Jinx.

I don't!

You were just singing about
how much you love Jinx.

No, that's just a song, man. You're
reading way too much into the lyrics.

Uh-huh, I'm watching
you, Cyborg!

I am watching... Ah!

These last few days
have been amazing.

I know, Cy.

I just don't know how much
longer we can keep this up.

Not much longer at all!

So it's true, you're dating.

- No.
- We're...

battling over this
ice cream cone!

I'll never let you get
its strawberry goodness!

The cone is mine!

Oh! The pain!

Do I look like I was
born yesterday?

- Kinda.
- Yeah.

Cyborg, you are hereby forbidden
from ever seeing Jinx again.

That goes for you too, Jinx!
Whatever this is, it's over!

Don't tell me you're still
hung up on the robot?

Of course not. He's my enemy.

My big, fun, adorable enemy!

Please Jinx, your earnest emotions
are making everyone uncomfortable.

But I like him so much!
I'll never see him again!

That's not true, you
can see him again.

- Really?
- When we're trying to kill the Titans!

Oh, fine! You can date him!

But he's good and
we're evil and...

oh, it'll never work out!

Then we'll do whatever it takes!

- Will you convert from evil to good?
- Well, let's not get crazy.

All right! All right!
We'll be good!

Not just good. We need to
become crime fighters!

The police scanner says there's
a crime in progress here.

Wait, isn't this the
bank that we robbed?


The Titans?

What are you doing?

I got the Titans to
become evil for us.

But I made the H.I.V.E.
become crime fighters for us!

- So I guess this means we're still en...
- Oh well, Titans, kill!

Why do you have to go
and ruin everything?

- I did this for you!
- Told you guys it would never work out.

Stick a worm in
it, little birdy.

Hey, don't you talk to
my leader like that!

I'll talk to your leader however I
want, because he smells like celery!

At least my leader isn't a
five-year-old in a jetpack!

I never want to see you again!

Well, I can't wait to see you...
behind bars!

You've both finally
come to your senses.

Yeah, let's ditch these
losers and go home, Jinx.

- I guess this is goodbye.
- I guess so.

Unless you were to
rob that bank on

Third street next
Tuesday, say noon-ish?