Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Driver's Ed; Raven's Daddy Dearest - full transcript

Robin takes driver's ed, and his teacher has some tricks up his sleeve; Raven's dad cozies up to her friends in hopes of luring her over to the dark side.

1x05 - Double Trouble

Let me out!

It stinks in here!

You lose again, Chrome Dome!

I hate this game. Can we
please do something else?

Sorry, dude.

It's my turn to choose and I wanna
play Cavemen and Dinosaurs.

Easy for you to say. I don't
wanna get eaten anymore.

Then you better start running.

Because you've got 30 seconds!

One mesozoic, two mesozoic,
three mesozoic...

I don't want to... I
don't want any more...

- Hi!
- Dare I even ask?

I'm hiding from Beast Boy so I don't
have to play Cavemen and Dinosaurs.

Uh-huh. Could you hand
me the toothpaste?

Oh, yeah! Sure!

Look, you got to help me. This game
is going to be the death of me.

Sorry, I've got better things to do.
Like restock the toothpaste.

Azarath metrion zinthos!

Wish you could make two of me,
then I wouldn't have to play...

- Wait a second!
- No!

Oh, come on, Raven. Please!
Please! Please! Please...

What is all the
lo-commotion about?

Cyborg wants me to create
a magical double of him.

And then, I can make him
play with Beast Boy.

Magic is a powerful tool, not
to be used for petty reasons.

Hmm! Then could you at
least duplicate this last

slice of pizza so I can
drown my sorrows in food?

Fine. Azarath metrion zinthos!

- Booya!
- Booya!

Oh, brother!

Whoa! What?

Beast Boy, allow me to introduce
you to myself, Cyborg.

- He's an exact replica of me.
- What's up, beast man?

Exact replica, huh? I'll
be the judge of that!

What's your favorite food?

Pizza. Duh.

What's your favorite video game?

Invasion of the Bubblebots 2.

Who would win a fight,
a ninja or a merman?

Neither. Being natural allies,

they would team up to defeat
the evil kung fu bird-people.

You are an exact replica of Cyborg!

- Do you like dinosaurs?
- Uh, yeah!


Ha! It worked! Why?

♪ 'Cause I'm a genius!
Yes, I'm a genius! ♪

♪ I am a genie in a bottle.
I'm a genius! ♪

Finally, I can relax!

Okay, I'm bored.

Oh, man, you stink!

I thought you were good
at this game, dude.

So did I! I thought I
was, but I'm just awful.

I thought you guys were playing
Cavemen and Dinosaurs.

We got sick of it. So now we're
playing Invasion of the Bubblebots 2.

Ooh, cool! Can I play?

Sorry, bro. We only
have two controllers.

- Yeah. Sorry, bro.
- That's okay. I didn't feel like

playing my favorite video game
in the whole wide world anyway.

- What is it?
- Oh, it's just...

Beast Boy and my double are,
like, best friends now.

And you want sympathy from me?

- You are the one who cast the spell.
- You tricked me into casting it.

It's your fault you
lost your best friend.

- What?
- Well, since I need a new best friend,

I thought maybe you could make
a magical double of Beast Boy.

- You're unbelievable.
- Okay! Then could you at least

duplicate this controller so I
can play video games with them?

Fine. Azarath metrion zinthos!


Hey, what's up?

- You're me!
- Correction. I'm you.

- Awesome!
- Awesome!

You've got to be kidding me.

This is great! Now, I
have a new best friend.

Right, Beast Boy?

Whoa! You're a magical double?
Just like me?

- Wanna be best friends?
- Okay.

No! Wait! We're supposed
to be best friends!

Sorry, Cyborg. I just have more
in common with Cyborg. Later.

But... ohh!

Good going, Cy! Now, neither
one of us has a best friend.

Perhaps the two of you could
just be best friends again.

This guy?

- As if.
- Not.

- Wanna get something to eat?
- Sure!

So, there are four
of them now, huh?

- I don't wanna talk about it.
- I'm starving.

I left a big bag of tofu chips
right here on the... table.

Looks like someone
beat us to it.

Don't worry. We've still
got a tub of ice... Crud!

Thanks for the snacks.

You're the best!

The worst part is, they put the tub back
in the freezer even though it's empty!

- I mean, who does that?
- Us, apparently.

Forget the snacks. We'll
just play some video games.

All yours.

Aw, man! You busted
the controller!

And this one's covered
in ice-cream! Ew!

I mean, mmm!

Are we really that annoying?

- In a word, yes.
- Now you know how we feel.

Now, then...

All in favor of kicking the magical
doubles out of Titans Tower

and letting them fend
for themselves on the

mean streets of Jump
City, raise your hand.

All opposed?

- Looks like you lose.
- Look again, bro.

No way!

I didn't do it.

We found Raven's spell
book and figured

out how to cast the
spell ourselves.

All in favor of kicking out
every non-magical double?

I'll actually kind
of miss that place.

We shared lots of
good memories there.

We sure... Wait! I don't really
have any memories in the tower.

Me neither. Come to think of it,

I don't remember a single thing
before a couple of months ago.

- How could that be?
- Unless...

So you're saying you think

Beast Boy and me are
magical doubles, too?

Yup. I checked Cyborg's
credit card statement

and tracked his pizza
deliveries to this apartment.

Then the real deal
should be in there!

Help me! Help me! I'm dying!

Titans, go!

Help me. Help me. I'm dying.

You've got five lives left, man.
No big deal.

Do you mind explaining

Sure, just let us
clear this level.


Okay! Sheesh! We found
Raven's spell book

and figured out how to
duplicate ourselves.

So, yeah, we decided to
take a little vay-cay,

and let our doubles
take our place, man.

All of this time we have been
living with magical doubles?


Well, thanks to you two clowns, the
tower is now overrun with doubles!

We thought that might happen.

Which is why we have
a contingency plan.

So, what is to become of
these two magical doubles?

Don't worry about us, we've
seen the error of our ways,

and we're committed to
becoming better people.

We're gonna be hobos!

"Ride the rails," that sort of thing.
So long, Titans!

Wait! Can't you take
these two with you?

Dude... I ain't getting up.

I don't think I can get up.

Well, I guess that
is all wrapped up.

So, where did you send
all of those doubles to?

I hate this game!

1x06 - The Date

Two, three, four, five.


Two, three, four, five.

Yes! Knew it!

- Ooh, what you got?
- Uh, nothing.

- What you got?
- Nothing.

- What you got?
- Nothing!

What you got?


- Come on, guys. That's mine.
- So, what is it?

It's one of those fortune-teller
games that the little kids play.

Ha, ha! Robin plays baby games!

Okay, yup. I'm a big baby.
Can I have it back now?

- No way.
- Not till we know our fortune!

You first, beasty. Pick a color.

- You know my color, bro!
- G-r-e-e-e-e-n.

What's my fortune?
What's my fortune?

Please be "millionaire."

"You will... marry Starfire?"

Well, it doesn't mean I
won't be a millionaire.

- Now can I get it back?
- Nope! My turn!

B-l-u-e. And my fortune is...

"you and Starfire will
have seven kids." What?

That's gonna be awkward since
I'm already marrying her.

These are strangely
Starfire-specific fortunes.

It's because the
fortunes are for me.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Starfire does make you act a
little nuts, doesn't she?

There was something about
Starfire that made him nuts.

Not the kind of nuts that
put a knot in your stomach

or made you want to climb a mountaintop
to shout out your feelings.

No, the nuts that made you hear voices
in your head, voices like mine.

There's this new restaurant opening
tonight that she wants to try,

but I don't know how to ask.

- We can help you!
- Really?

Me and Cyborg have asked
out tons of girls.

- And they went out with you?
- No.

- Of course not.
- But we asked!

So, sit right there and
learn from the masters.

Please! Just go out with me!

If you say no, I don't know
if I could take it anymore!

Please! Please! Please!

Think this is the
wrong approach?

- Oh, please don't say no!
- I already love you though.

Just be yourself.

Just go out with me!

Hi, Starfire.

Hey, Starfire.

Hey, Starfire.

Hola, Starfire!



Yes, Robin?


Is this a game?

Thank you, Robin. Your
game was most enjoyable.

Uh, yes. Good times, huh?

Wait! Star, there...

There was something else.

You know, that new restaurant
is opening tonight,

uh, I thought maybe
you'd like to go.

I would love to!

- You would?
- Indeed!

But I cannot. Speedy has already
asked me to go with him.

- Speedy?
- How's it going, Robin?


Speedy had always been the
chief rival of Robin.

First as a sidekick,
then a hero,

And now for the affections of a
strange but endearing alien princess.

At that moment, Robin knew he
would do anything in his power

to stop Speedy from
winning over Starfire.

Even though reason said he
should be more concerned

with the voice he kept
hearing in his head.

This guy? Are you kidding?

How can you stand to
look at that face?

- I'm standing right here.
- Ugh! Not to mention that voice!

I have always felt you two share many
visual and auditory similarities.

Don't you get it, Star?
He's all wrong for you!

Is that not the purpose of the date?
To find out if one is compatible?

- Whoa! What's wrong?
- Speedy already asked her!

- Oh, bummer, dude.
- It's okay.

Are you sure you're okay?
You have that look again.

I have a plan.

- Why is Speedy tied to a chair?
- And in his underwear.

Speedy has a date with Starfire
tonight, and I'm going to keep it.

Something tells me
he's about to blow

any chance he has with
Starfire forever!

Just keep an eye on
him for me, okay?

Sorry, dude. We would never
do something like this.

Would you do it for
a Scooby Snack?

- Done and done!
- Oh, yeah!

What am I doing? Tying
Speedy up, taking his place?

I can't go through with this.

Finally, Robin had
come to his senses.

Though Starfire was his dream, he
could not compromise his conscience.

Hello, Speedy.

Yup! That's me! I'm Speedy!

- Have a seat!
- Why, thank you, Speedy!

I find your being a gentleman compatible
with several traits I possess.

Ha! Never gets old!

Okay, very funny, guys!

- Come on, let me go.
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- Sorry, dude. Not till after the date.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

- Let me go.
- No. - No.

- Let me go.
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

- Let me go!
- Oh! Kidnapping is so boring!

- You wanna get something to eat?
- What about him?

- Let me go!
- No. - No.

Hey, Rave. Will you
watch Speedy for us?

- Like a hawk.
- You're the best!

Exit's the other way.

Is this really
necessary, Speedy?

Totally! This is what I
do on all of my dates!

Oh! Score!

I am beginning to wish I declined your
invitation tonight in favor of Robin's.

Wait, but I thought you said Robin
and I were basically the same.

I was factually incorrect. You
have nothing in common with Robin!

- Goodbye, Speedy.
- Yes!

- No!
- Robin, what are you doing here?

That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

It's time you learned the...

Excuse me.

I used to think your staff was
lame, but this is kinda fun!

I'll take these.

Are you okay, Robin? Speedy has
been acting quite strangely.

Yeah. I think he's a little...
You know?

He's not the one who's
hearing voices.

Don't make me come in there!

I learned something
important today, Robin.

Perhaps I have taken
you for granted.

You are the kindest,
most honest...

Robin had finally won Starfire over,
but at what cost, he wondered.

Yes, Robin was ashamed
of the way he acted,

but deep down, there was
still a good person.

He knew if he were to live with himself
tomorrow he'd have to come clean today.

So he did. He told
her everything.

And hearing his actions out of his
own mouth only made him feel worse.

His actions were just terrible!

You probably hate me, don't you?

- Robin, you did all that for me?
- I did! Does that mean you're...

You are out of your gourd!

That's what I've been
trying to tell him.

- Huh?
- I don't believe we've met.

I'm the voice in Robin's head.

- And I am...
- Absolutely stunning!

It is nice to meet you,
disembodied voice.

What do you say you and
me get out of here?

I would like that.

After you, my dear.

And what started as a chance encounter
between a voice and a girl,

would soon blossom into
the most wonderful...

Are you coming?

Uh, sorry. Be right there.