Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 29 - Starfire the Terrible - full transcript

Starfire turns evil so she can become Robin's arch enemy and make him eligible as the greatest superhero ever.

1x33 - Sidekick

Sorry, Titans, no time to chit chat...

I'm off on a secret mission.

That's right, I'm heading
out now on classified work.

No questions, please.

It's "top, top, tippity top" secret.

So where are you going, Robin?

How many times do I have to tell you?
It's top secret!

- Okay.
- Goodbye.

Have fun.

If you need me, I'll just be at the...



- Can I come?
- What about me? What about me?

- I would also like to visit.
- Beats hanging around here.

- Can I come?
- What about me?

Uh-uh, nope.
Uh-uh, nope.

I'm the only one Batman trusts
on this super important mission.

- Can I come?
- What about me?

you Titans are needed here.

Someone might jaywalk.



The, uh...

...Boy Wonder.

Automated male voice:
Voice recognition activated.

Boy Wonder.

All right, let's get to work.

Huh. What's this?

Oh, snap. Juice.

How did you get in the Batcave

past all the alarms and
sensors and booby traps?

You left the door open.

I thought you said this was
an important mission... Ah!

This is an important mission.

Is that the crime alert?

No! It's time to feed the fish.

No time to lose! Must act fast!

- Oh, for real?
- What is with the short shorts?

Come on, come on, come
on, you can't be in here.

I've strict orders from Batman.

Don't worry, bro, we'll leave.

But first, let's check this place out.

- Get down from there.
- Just ignore him, guys.

Don't lose those! Two, three, four.

- Take that off!
- But the costume is too tight to remove.

Ah, ah... she's so...

No, no, no. That is not a toy.

It's a giant remote
controlled dinosaur robot,

of course it's a toy!


The ultimate Batarang.

I thought it was just a myth.


No one is allowed to touch
the ultimate Batarang.

This is Batman's most prized possession.

If anything happened
to it, he'd kill me.

Now, let's...


Well, well, well, what happened here?

I'm so, so sorry. So,
so, so sorry, Batman.

I leave you in charge for
one day and what do you do.

I didn't mean to let you down.

What are we going to
do with him, Alfred?

Well, I don't know, sir.

Please just give me another chance.

He has some major issues.

Why are you so scared of Batman anyway?

What... scared?
Come on, me? No way.

I think it's 'cause Batman
used to be your boss,

so you still do whatever he says.

It's not like that at all.
We're peers now.

We work together, side by side.

- You mean you're his sidekick?
- I'm nobody's sidekick!

Yet you ride in a side car.

On a side note, you
should grow some sideburns.

Or go see a sideshow.

Ooh, would you like a side
of the fries with that?

Oh, you're so funny 'cause
you're just saying "side" a lot.

I know. We're so hilarious.

Robin, quickly, feed the fish!

It's not the fish.

It's the H.I.V.E.

- Think we should?
- Definitely should.

- Very should.
- The should.


- Not the ultimate Batarang!
- Hey, we might need it.

Let's see how this baby handles.

The Titans?

Let's do this.

The H.I.V.E. can wait.

Got to get back Batman's equipment.

Cyborg, no!

Two, three, four.
Wait, where's the fifth one?

Wait, recount. One, two, three, four...
Where's the fifth one?!

Ah-ha, there you are.
Come to papa.

Beast Boy!

What did you do? Ah!

Okay, this should come right out.

You know the rules.

Go home.

Not so fast.


Just like so. Think I
got most of them back.

Little luck, he'll never notice.

Where is the ultimate Batarang?

They've got it.

We can't let them use it!

- 'Cause it would kill us.
- Because Batman would kill "me!"


- That's the secret weapon?
- It is not even a weapon.

What would Batman use that for?

And... suddenly I'm a little
less scared of Batman.

This is going to be fun.

Maybe Batman won't notice.

Are you gonna be okay?

We could stay with you as
you speak to the Batman.

Nah. It's time I man up and tell
him I am not a sidekick anymore.

I'm not gonna water his
plants or feed his fish.

I mean, seriously, you
just sprinkle it in.

Batman is about to learn

that from now on he
is not the boss of me!

I didn't mean it, Batman.

I'll clean all the stuff.
Please don't be mad.

- Please, please...
- Uh, dude,

I was just putting this back.

Uh, who am I kidding.