Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 24 - Matched - full transcript

Cyborg's Love Matcher 5000 program pairs Raven with Beast Boy and Starfire with Aquaman. While Beast Boy does everything he can to get Raven to love him, Robin tries to be more like Aquaman to win Starfire's heart.

1x24 - Lazy Sunday

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Mmm-mmm! Just look at it.

A six-seater custom built beauty.

Top of the line
micro-fiber upholstery.

Triple layer high
density polyurethane seating.

Solid kiln-dried oak frame.

Those cushions, so plump and comfy.

So warm and soft.

Are you ready?

Oh, yeah. I've been waiting all week for

Lazy Sunday!

I am so lazy.

I must be the laziest
person in the world.

No way. I'm twice as
lazy as you are, brah.

Maybe three times.

If I weren't so lazy,
I'd laugh in your face.

My laziness makes your laziness look...

Huh? What was I saying?

Don't know.
I'm way too lazy to listen.

Now, now, boys. Don't get so riled up.

You're both lazy.

Thanks, couch spirit.

Yeah, you the king, couch
spirit. You the king!

Oh, it does my heart good to see you

both so relaxed on
this lazy, lazy Sunday.

I'm relaxing so hard right now, man.

Nobody can relax like
us, right, couch spirit?

That's right, baby. If you were any
more relaxed, why, you'd be dead.

Hmm. Dead.

Just you listen to the couch.

Some folks might try to take away
your laziness, but don't you let 'em.

Never be too lazy to stand up and
fight for your right to be lazy.

I don't understand.

You see, well...

You know what, I'm gonna take a nap.
Ciao, babies.


What's with you guys? Why
won't you get off the couch?

- Lazy Sunday, brah!
- It's Tuesday.

Not my problem.

Ah, at least make room
for the rest of us.

No can do, bro. Too comfy.

Yeah, scoot over.

It's too much trouble, baby.

This is ridiculous!

We like the couch, too,
but you guys are abusing it!

What do you expect?
It's lazy Sunday.

It's Tuesday!

Do I look like a calendar, fool?

Face it. You'll never
get us off this couch.


Who wants the chili?

- Chili?
- I love chili!

I want that chili.

But it's so far away.

And my butt is so comfy.

But the chili smells so good.

- Dilemma, bro.
- I got a plan.

We boogie to the kitchen, I'll grab
the chili, toss into your bird mouth.

You then baby bird feed me some chili.

We'll be headed back to
the couch in 5.23 seconds.

That was some good chili!

We've been robbed!

Where'd the couch go?

I donated it to the community center.

No more couch.
No more lazy Sundays.

I hope this does not go on very long.

It's only the beginning.
There are five stages of grief.

Stage one, denial.

Oh, this couch is so comfy, man!

I'm just so glad that the couch is
still here, right where it always is.

Stage two, anger.

I'm so angry!

I'm so that way, too!


Stage three, bargaining.

Please, please, please,
please, please bring it back.

- We won't ever sit again!
- Nope.

- How about if we...
- No!

- You are gonna love this one.
- No! And get out!

Stage four, depression.

I miss you.


Stage five, acceptance.

Remember that lump?

And that mysterious sticky stain.

Yeah. Good times.

- Dude, what are you doing?
- I'm walking.

On the furniture?
That's crazy!

No way, baby!
This thing is great!

Hey, Rave!
Tried the treadmill yet?

Wow, great. Feeling energized.

Hey, Star! How about you?

All right. I will walk
upon the mill of treads.

I did not know it was so
much fun to use my feet.

- It's our turn now!
- Yeah, we wanna go!

Dude, how come we never
tried exercise before?

Beats me. I love working out!

Who doesn't?

Treadmill spirit?

'Sup, bros?
Just had me a killer workout.

I'm so pumped right now.
Man, my glutes are still burning.

- Protein shake?
- I'm good. Thanks.

Yeah. I'm good.

More for me.

Treadmill spirit, you are ripped.
What's your secret, dude?

I'm so glad you asked, bro. It's easy.

My day starts promptly at 3:00 A.M.
with a 16-mile sprint.

After I'm warmed up, I hit the
elliptical for a solid hour.

Then from 5:00 to 7:00 A.M.,
I work on my upper body.

From 7:00 to 8:00, I work
on my upper-upper body.

8:00 to 8:15, I have
juice while doing squats.

And after breakfast,
it's time to work out!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Do you ever relax and just chill?
- Never, bros.

Life is motion.

Ooh, which reminds me.
I've got a Pilates class in five.

Keep it up, bros.
And you can be just like me.

We've got to get the couch back.

Titans, we've got us a mission.

- A rescue mission.
- What kind of rescue mission?

We're getting our couch back
from the community center.

No way, guys. We've never been healthier

since we got rid of the couch. Sorry.

No, it's cool.

It was probably only going
to be a killer workout.

- Nope.
- Oh, well, we were gonna hit up that

tasty new taco joint on the way back,
but it's cool though. Whatevs.

Wait! Tacos?
Let's do this. Titans, go!

33, 34, 35, 36...

I have visual contact. 37...

Couch has been confirmed.
We go on my signal.

38, 39...
Go, go, go, go!

Ladies, please, you
got to sit this one out.

Yeah. This one's personal.

- Whatever.
- Good luck!

Mama bird, we are in position.
I repeat, we are in position.

79, 80. Copy that.
Red Robin is leaving the nest.

Red Robin is leaving the nest.

Take her away!

We'd love to stay, but
there's no place to sit.


Now you can have your treadmill.

And we can have our couch.

More treadmill time for me.

It is kind of nice to
have the couch back.

Yes, the couch is pink.

The couch is back, babies!

We missed you, couch.

I missed you too, babies.
Let's never ever be apart again.

Except, now it's got a smell.

Those community center boys,
they do love their garlic.

Faster, bro!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!