Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 22 - Artful Dodgers - full transcript

The Titans confidently expect to win an upcoming dodgeball championship, even though the only thing they ever practice is their victory dance. Then they come up against an unbeatable dodge ball team - the H.I.V.E.

1x26 - The Left Leg

Oh, man, wait till you see,
what I've been working on.

As much as we love your
mechanical creations,

we should be using the time
to work on training drills.

Dude, trust me. This is good.

Well, show us, bro! Come on!

Impressive, but what is it?

- It's a...
- A multiple weapon, nuclear powered, giant robot.

What he said.

Each of us controls
a different piece of the robot.

Five Titans coming together
to form a giant force for good.

I've always dreamed about this!

We have got to take it out, right now!

The robot is designed only to
be used on special occasions.


Sorry, bro. When there is a
world-threatening danger, then we can us it.

A waste of perfectly good
machinery and awesomeness.

Titans, crime alert!

This is the fight we've been
preparing for our whole lives!

Blorg! What is the crime?

Oh, no! Is it an attack
of giant space cannibals?

I wish that's was
all we were dealing with!

Zombie demons vaporizing entire cities?

- If only!
- Well, what is it?

Bank robbery!

That's right!
Bank robbery in progress!

And that's a huge threat why?

Don't you care about money,
and change?

And pennies?

Perhaps, it is the villain who
is making this crime so dangerous.

Yes! A fiendish villain
we've tangled with before.


- Kitten, fiendish?
- Pretty... pretty fiendish, I'd say.

I don't know how we're
going to handle this.

Uh, the same way, we
handle much bigger threats?

Wait, there's one thing
that might save the world.

We have to take the robot.

So, that's what this is about.

I already said that the robot is
supposed to be used for big stuff only.

- This is big stuff!
- It's a bank robbery.

- By kitten?
- That's right! Robot, now, please!

- You going to pay for gas?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

- Fine, we'll take the robot.
- Yes!

Titan Robot, assemble!

Right leg, power on.

Right arm, power on.

Left arm, power on!

Head, power...

Oh, no, you don't.
I form the head.

But I'm the leader.
The leader is the head.

This is my robot and I drive.

- Then, what am I?
- You're the left leg.

Left leg? I don't want be
the left leg, legs are lame.

Would you two hurry up?
Smells like celery in here.


Left leg, power on.

Head, power on!

Titan Robot, go!

It's not fair.

Those mean bank people made
me carry my own stolen money.

So, maybe this was a bad idea.

Okay, guys, make sure to follow my lead.

"Sure to follow my lead. Look at
me, I'm the head, I'm so important."

I heard that, left leg. Right arm,
left arm, show her what you've got.

Uh, hmm, how about this one?

That was my car! Now how
am I supposed to get home?

Whoa! My turn.
Yeah! Oh!

Hey, I've got an idea. Why
don't I just take the money back?

Legs, walk forward.

- Aye, aye.
- Walk forward? Lame!

Might I suggest, a power kick?

- Whoa, whoa!
- Whoa!

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

Robin, cut it out!

Hi-ya! Power kick! Yeah!

Super power kick, left leg style.


Gyroscopic system redline!
Mayday, mayday!

Uh, I'll just take the bus.

Did we get her?

This is all because you
didn't play your part, Robin.

You are the left leg. Anything your left
leg can do, you can do in that robot!

- No more, no less. Got it?
- So, basically, I get to do nothing?

Only when you embrace your limitations
can you master your capabilities.

You know who said that?

Did a leg say it? Was it a leg?

Oh, wait. Legs can't talk!

Stupid left leg.

Look at you, just dangling there.
"Ooh, I'm a left leg."

You're nothing but a foot carrier.

You can't even tie your own shoe.

You're right, I am lame.

Still insulting your leg?

That's all it's good for.

Come on, cheer up, dude.

Yeah, it's easy for you
to say, you're an arm!

You're awesome! You can
grab stuff and punch things.

True, true, but just think
about all the things legs can do.

Uh, I have and legs are useless.

You need to embrace your legness,

and be the best left leg you can be.

You're right!

My name is Robin and I am a left leg!

- Mmm.
- Hey, guys!

Dude, that is one gnarly leg.

Nice, huh?

Get that away from me.

Gizmo and his robot army
are trashing Jump City!

We might actually need
the robot for this.

You ready to accept being the left leg?

You mean the best part of the body?

- Uh, yeah!
- Then let's do it!

Right arm, power on.

Left arm, power on!

Right leg, power on!

Left leg, power on!

Head, power on!

Titan Robot, go!

With my robot army, soon all of
Jump City will be under my control!

Nice tin can.
Did your mommy make it?

Oh, you just made Titan Robot mad now!

Okay, Titan Robot, let's blast them!

- Sounds like a job for...
- The leg!

Yes! Take that! And this!

Since when does the
leg fire the blasters?

Since I made some improvements

to better reflect the left
leg's true capabilities.

- Feet can't hold swords, bro!
- Mine can.

Robin, the robot can't handle this!

You wanted the leg,
you're getting the leg!

- Okay, leg, we're shutting you down.
- I don't think so.

Ha! How's that taste?

Like a sandwich with a whole
lot of whooping in it. Get him!

This is just too easy.

Mayday, mayday, we're going down!

This is why we said everyone
has a part to play, Robin.

I just wanted to play
mine the best I could,

but I've learned my lesson.

The only part that counts...

is the left leg!

Okay, it's just you and me now.

Face to foot.


Left legs rule!