Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Girl's Night Out; You're Fired! - full transcript

1x17 - Parasite

Excellent!

Delightful!

Glorious!

Ow! Hmm...

How many times do I
have to tell you two?

You gotta put the games
away when you're done.

Now let's put them in
their proper cases.

Titans go!

- Greetings, friends.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- Waddup?



Hey, Starfire. Welcome home.

What's in the basket?

Items I have been gathering for
a special Tamaranian tradition

that I hope you will
all participate in.

It is very similar to
your thanksgiving,

delicious food and
special friends.

Oh, please tell me
you will join me?

Um...

- I'll eat whatever you make.
- Oh, I have the happiness.

It means so much to me that you will all
join in my people's ancient tradition.

Guess I'll fire up the grill.

What's on the menu?

Only the finest space cuisine.

Glurk scales, fried fish legs,



and my favorite, mouth worms.

You know what? I
totally forgot...

it's my baby cousin's
birthday today.

- Mine too.
- Oh, yeah?

Does she live downtown,
near the movie theater?

Uh, she does indeed.

- Car pool.
- Car pool.

Raven, would you care
for a mouth worm?

Uh, no.

I'll be in my room, trying
to forget I ever saw that.

I'll try one, Star.

Oh, joy! Now these are
best when eaten raw.

So, uh...

I just eat the whole thing, huh?

- Yes.
- Like the whole thing? In my mouth?

Yes, the whole thing.

Huh! Okay. Ah... Down the hatch.

Robin?

Oh, Silky. At least you
are always here for me.

Mouth worm?

Is there no one with whom
to share my traditions?

What's that?

You would love to be
a part of feast day?

Oh, what wonderful news.

You really think I can
pull off skinny jeans,

I mean, I know I can get them
on but can I pull them off?

Greetings, Titans.

Uh, you know there is something going
on in your stomach region there?

Oh. This nothing.
It's just Parry.

Parry?

Yes, my adorable
little space parasite.

He appeared on my
belly last night

and now wants to join me
for the feast day dinner.

It just moved! I saw it move!

Everyone stand back!

This is a level nine bio-hazard.

I assure you, Parry is
perfectly harmless.

If we don't act now, Starfire,

this whole thing is going to
spiral out of control and we'll

end up on the other side of the
galaxy fighting a spider-alien.

Or something.

Parry says you are being
quite rude, Robin.

Uh, I don't think Parry
can say anything.

We are communicating
through my brain.

- Uh, Star, this is not normal.
- Not normal.

It seems that is something I'm often
accused of being by my fellow Titans.

She is out of her mind, Silky.

♪ Out of her mind. ♪

I mean, she's talking to
a parasite, a parasite!

Crazy.

Oh, come on. Don't tell
me you buy her story?

Here, let me show you something.

No one must know about that.

According to my research,

Parry has no ability to
communicate with its host

and is most definitely
not friendly.

I think Star was so sad no one
wanted to celebrate feast day

that she created a personality
for this disgusting mass

as a coping mechanism. We
better tell the others.

Guys, guys! We have to talk.

- It's about...
- Hey, hey.

Hold up, Robin. Parry was
just finishing up a story.

Go on, Parry.

What does, "throb, ooze, puss,
glow, glow," mean, Star?

Hopefully, I can
relay it correctly.

"And then she was all like, I
have no idea where the eggs are!"

- Oh, eggs. Love it!
- Uh, yeah, did I miss something

or did you all just become
best buds with an open sore?

As you can see, Robin, you
have misjudged Parry.

Yeah, Robin. He's great!

- Even Raven likes him.
- Whatever. He's fine.

I am sorry, Parry. But I already
asked them and they declined.

Wait! What he say? What he say?

He asked if you all would
join us for feast day.

- I told him...
- I'm in! - I'm in!

- What about you, Robin?
- Oh, I'll be there.

To keep an eye on
that filthy parasite.

Wonderful!

Now, I promised to show
Parry around the city.

We will be back in time
for tonight's feast.

I don't like this, Titans.

I'd better follow them to
make sure nothing happens.

I wish my tape worm
was more like Parry.

I followed them all day just waiting for
that thing to mutate into the giant spider

we'll end up fighting on the
other side of the galaxy.

But no dice.

He's a more fiendish
opponent then I thought.

Or Parry's just a
friendly parasite

and you're a creepy guy in
the bushes with a camera.

Hmm... creepy camera guy.

No!

I am certain this will be
the best feast day ever.

Parry would like
to make a toast.

He says he would like to thank you
for welcoming him into your home.

Uh, I'd like to
make a toast too.

We've got to separate that thing
from you before it kills you.

- Take it easy.
- Parry doesn't exist!

Don't you see? He's a figment
of Starfire's imagination!

It has got to go!

He is never leaving, Robin.
We are the best friends.

Well, if parasites are so great,
then everyone should have one.

Good thing, I brought
some for the occasion.

Uh... what are you doing?

Apparently, I'm making friends.

Ooh! This is so great!

I love sharing my nutrients.

I love how weak
they make me feel.

Why didn't I get...
parasite years ago?

Stop it! Just stop!

Parry is the only thing
that makes me feel normal.

Nice going, dude.

Someone call a doctor.

Don't worry Star. This
won't hurt a bit.

Robin! What are you
doing to Parry?

It's for your own good.

- Hey, Robin.
- You can talk.

Yup, I communicate through brain
waves just like Starfire said.

Who feels like a jerk now?

Guess I should have made an
effort to understand you.

It's not me you need to do a
better job of understanding.

Oh! Starfire.

Wow! You really
are the greatest.

Here, to show you there
is no hard feelings,

I made you a cape.

But, we're inside my brain.

It's a cape for your
brain, dumb-dumb.

Oh. Cool.

You talked to him?

Sorry, Starfire. Your traditions
maybe strange, but...

sometimes I guess I'm
not the normal one.

More than sometimes, Robin.

What's wrong, Parry?

Do you have to leave?

Goodbye, Parry.

Don't leave, man! I'm
gonna miss you so bad.

That's awkward. I'll always
cherish my brain cape.

I love you.

Ha! Yes! What did I say?

I knew it. I knew it!
I knew it all along.

You fools just wouldn't listen.

I was right and you were wrong.