Tangled: The Series (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - The Return of Strongbow - full transcript

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♪ I got the wind in my hair
and a fire within ♪

♪ 'Cause there's
something beginning ♪

♪ I got a mystery to solve
and excitement to spare ♪

♪ That beautiful breeze
blowin' through ♪

♪ I'm ready to follow it
who knows where ♪

♪ And I'll get there I swear ♪

♪ With the wind in my hair ♪

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Season 01 Episode 06
"The Return Of Strongbow"



Oh, my!

Hands up! This is a holdup.

Whoa! What's that
on the cracker?

Caviar?

Come on! Throw it here!

Ooh!

May I?

Enchant.

Ha! Sorry, fellas!

Baron's orders!

Aw, come on!

That double-crossing baron!

Nobody takes other people's
stuff away from us

and gets away with it! Nobody!



Forget it. We'll get him later.

We've got bigger problems
at the moment.

Ooh!

Check to see
if the coast is clear.

Yeah, not really.

Hiyah!

Help support Corona's orphans!

Because every donation brings a smile
to the face of a child in need.

- Right, Eugene?
- That's right, Blondie.

This cause is dear to my heart.

Many orphans go hungry,
while others...

resort to a life of crime.

Mmm-hmm.

Hmm.

Eugene, is everything okay?

Huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Sure.

Everyone was so generous.

Look at all these
clothes and toys and...

A beard?

- Oh!
- Thank you!

Just what I was lookin' for.

Aah!

Uh-oh.

Okay, Blondie. Let's get
you back to the castle.

Oh. Who is that?

You know, I don't know,
and something tells me,

we shouldn't stop to ask.

Dead end.

Rapunzel, that vase, now!

Gotcha, Rider.

Man, you should've seen your... Huh?

- Bam! Ha-ha! Follow that, buddy!
- Hm!

You know I meant
hide in the vase, right?

Princess Rapunzel,
meet Lance Strongbow.

How you doin'.

So there I was, Princess...

Angry warlord to my left,
ferocious dire wolves to my right,

gold coins in my hand,

and where's my faithful
partner, Flynn Rider?

Turns out this warlord had these
twin daughters who were...

Who were on vacation
far, far away.

Oh, come on, Eugene.

I may have grown up in a tower,
but give me a little credit.

Pray tell, how did two
fine, upstanding citizens,

such as yourselves, manage
to find each other?

Oh, we go way back,

all the way to the orphanage.

Yeah. We looked out
for each other,

when no one else would.

In fact, you can say
we're the closest thing

either of us ever had
to a family.

Aw, you guys.

So, Lance Strongbow,
if you guys are so tight,

where have you been
all these years?

Where have I been?

More like, where haven't I been?

You were in prison, weren't you?

Mostly, yes. But you
know, right now,

I'm not thinkin'
about where I've been.

I'm thinking
about where I'm headed.

Ha-ha, yes! That's the attitude!

And right now,
I'm headed to the bathroom.

- Oh.
- Still, the attitude.

Oh, come on! Lance is my friend!

You're right.
Stan, go with Pete.

Hey, hey, Lance might not be the
straightest arrow in the quiver,

but he's our guest.

He's a good guy, and we
don't need to shadow him.

Yeah. I agree.

Lance is Eugene's oldest friend.

He wouldn't take advantage
of that.

Well, I don't trust the guy.
I don't know what he's up to,

but whatever it is,
I don't like it.

Look, Cassandra, I know
you'd love nothing more

than to see one of my old
friends embarrass me,

and I hate to disappoint you, but my
friend Lance is not "up to" anything.

Okay, Lance, what are you up to?

Up to? Me?

You think I would come all the
way down... Uh, see... It w...

Okay, I need help with a job.

You want my help with a job?

Well, not a "job," a job.

It's simple, victimless, like
taking candy from a baby.

And as previously established, I just
spent a little time in the clink.

While there, I shared a cell
with this guy.

His name was Calvin.
Or was it Clarence?

Somethin' like that.
But I called him "Oldie,"

- see, on account of...
- He's old. I got .

Yeah! So old Oldie tells me about
this job he pulled way back when.

He hid the loot in this
cave system beneath Corona

and was gonna get it back when the
heat cooled off. But it never did.

So it just sat there,
forgotten, for years.

Now, Oldie's gonna be in jail for
the rest of his natural life.

So he tells me, "You should
get it for yourself."

Great story. Could've
used a bit more conflict,

but the use of props
added a nice touch.

I'm serious.
It's just sitting there.

And I need your help
to go get it.

I'm sorry,
but you can count me out.

My days as a thief
are behind me.

I don't need a thief.
I need a friend.

- Come on, Flynn!
- Eugene.

Eugene?

Talk about your throwback.

You got your break,
a huge break.

All I'm asking is for a
little help getting my own.

Please? Come on, buddy.

Well, I guess it is
a victimless crime.

They don't come less victimful.

Fine. I'll help you. But you have
to promise not a word to anyone,

especially Cassandra!
And, honestly, put those back.

Lance is gonna be just down
the hall from Eugene, right?

Unless... Do you think
they should be closer?

Oh, you know what
would be perfect? Bunk beds!

Yeah, and why don't you make
them some milk and cookies?

Um, all right, yeah. I get it.

You're making fun of me
for being excited

Eugene's friend is here.

But a midnight snack is actually
a perfect idea, so thank you.

And you're okay
with all of this?

All of what?

Oh, I don't know.

You don't think that
maybe a lifetime

criminal who just got
out of prison

and happens to
show up on our front door

could possibly have
ulterior motives

that involves his long-lost
pal and partner in crime?

Um... no, I don't think so.

- Hi, Eugene.
- Oh, hey! Blondie!

Hey, hello. What's up?

Uh, nothing.

I just thought I'd see
what you were up to.

Nothing! I am up to nothing.

Oh, okay.
Well, what's Lance up to?

Lance? Oh, Lance!

Nothing. I mean, I'm sure
he's doing something.

But he did seem tired.
Didn't he seem tired?

In fact, he's probably
asleep already.

So, in answer to your question
about what is Lance up to,

I will answer,
Lance is up to sleeping.

Why do you ask?

Okay, uh... ugh.

You're gonna think
this is funny.

I think it's funny, but Cass is
concerned that Lance and you

are up to no good. Crazy, right?

What? You what...?
That... That's crazy talk.

I know.

It's just, obviously,
I trust you, Eugene, but...

I would really hate it
if she was right about Lance.

I know.

Psst!

I said, psst!

I heard your psst!

Now, let's get on with this.

Are you still afraid of spiders?

Yes, I have acute arachnophobia.

- Yeah, real cute.
- The treasure's this way.

Well, looks like
the end of the line.

Nah. You're just getting rusty.

Hey, I thought I told you
to put that back!

Ha! Ha! Huh!

Viola!

What the...?

This isn't a cave.
It's a basement.

We broke into somebody's house!
Lance! You lied to me!

Now, wait a minute!

Lying is a strong word.
Accurate, but strong.

Besides, the only reason
I lied to you

is because you wouldn't have
agreed to do this otherwise.

So, really, we're both to blame.

So, was any of your story true?

Well, there was an old
inmate named Jesse,

- and I did call him...
- Yeah, Oldie, I remember.

No! Mr. Kilpatrick.

Oldie?
That's just insensitive, Flynn.

- What? You...
- Look.

We can spend all day
trying to figure out

who's in the wrong here,

but I don't see
what the big deal is.

Lying is what we grew up on.

- It's what we do.
- Did, Lance.

I don't do that anymore.

Well, good for you.
Want a medal?

No, really, want one? There
are like 25 of these things.

Let's just get
out of here, Arnwaldo.

Hey! Don't call me Arnwaldo.

Besides, don't you at least wanna
know whose basement this is?

No. No, I don't.

It's the Baron's.

The... The Baron?

The Baron Baron?

You said we'd get him later.

- That was eight years ago.
- Exactly.

We've waited eight long
years for revenge,

and I'm not leavin'
until I've settled the score.

And now the score is settled.

Let's get out of here.

Wait a minute.

We've gotta find
another way out.

Shh! Quietly!

- Shh!
- Could you possibly "shh" any louder?

Quiet!

Shh! Those have got to be the
squeakiest boots I've ever heard!

How do you know
it's not your shoes?

Your shoes.

No, I don't think
this is any quieter.

See? No squeaks.

Oh!

Someone's there! Get him!

- Ooh!
- Oh! That hurt.

- Lance: Sorry about that.
- Let's keep moving.

Hey. Lance!

Lance!

Eugene!

Where are you?

Lance? Lance!

- Eugene.
- No, my name is Percival. Guards! Guards!

Sorry!

Lance? I brought you a snack.

I thought you might be hungry.

Lance?

Hm.

Oh, you know what? He's probably just
catching up with Eugene in his room.

Ugh! See? I knew the bunk beds
would've been a good idea.

Eugene? Hello?

Okay, so, maybe they're
catching up somewhere else.

Hmm, what do we have here?

- A plate of cheese and crackers.
- I wonder why?

Uh, it's because
I am very hungry

and very thirsty,
thank you very much.

Mmm, so good.

Okay, fine.
Yes, they're not home.

But what is to say that
they're not out having fun?

Oh, I never said anything
about them not having fun.

I'm just suggesting they're most
likely stealing stuff while doing it.

Okay, I have had
just about enough, Cassandra.

You know what?
Let's go find Eugene,

so I can show you
that you were wrong.

Hmm?

Okay, but when I'm proven right,

you're gonna have
egg on your face.

Hoho! I promise you this,

I will not have anything
on my face tonight.

- Princess, you have a milk mustache.
- I know what I have, Pete!

Thank you.

Haha! Wow!

There's more gold coins
in here than I can count!

So there must
be more than seven.

What's wrong with you?

You duped me! You took
advantage of my loyalty!

I wouldn't say I took
advantage, I borrowed it.

Here, you can have it back.

Okay, you know what?
We are done, friend.

I don't want anything
to do with you anymore.

Wow. Money
has really changed you.

Eugene.

Yeah, Arnwaldo.

I have changed.

I am a different person,
a better person.

But money had nothin'
to do with it.

Rapunzel: Eugene! Lance?

What are you guys doing?

Uh... What are we doing?

What were we
do... What are... What...

What is anyone doing, really?

I mean, that's the
question here, isn't it?

Hey, ladies.
Looks like one of you ladies

dropped your lady's ring.

Your valuable... lady's ring.

Eugene, where did that ring
come from?

- It came from...
- Our orphanage.

Eugene and I were bequeathed it
from our favorite nanny.

A sweet little old woman, whom we
affectionately called "Oldie."

Oldie was the closest thing
we ever had to a mom.

So that ring
is very special to us.

- Aw.
- When we left the orphanage,

we hid it... inside a big
oak tree in these woods,

promising each other that the first
one of us to find true love,

would be able to give
that special someone the ring.

Princess, I believe
that would be you.

Eugene.
This is beautiful.

Man... Mm! I'm good.

Oh my gosh, Eugene, Oldie
must've been from Corona.

See? It has our crest.

Oh, that's... that's
quite a coincidence.

Oh, no.

Okay, that ring we stole
belonged to the queen.

The same queen who took me
into her home and family,

and as soon as she sees Rapunzel wearing
it,

she will put two and two together,

and be furious.

Or heartbroken.
I'm not sure how she'll react,

she's a tough read sometimes.

But, however she reacts,
it won't be good!

Now, on the other hand, if I ask
Rapunzel to give me the ring back,

she'll realize I lied to her earlier,

and I know for a fact that
she will be devastated.

And no matter
how this shakes down,

Cassandra is going to have the
satisfaction of being right!

That's quite a sticky wicket
you got yourself into.

We're gonna have
to steal that ring back.

Steal from a princess?

Let me know
how that works out for you.

I'm sorry, what are you saying?
You have to help me!

And defy the princess's trust?
Why would I do that?

Either help me,
or I'll turn us both in.

Ooh!

Shush!

Run!

Hey! Pascal!

Ha!

- There's our exit!
- Hyah!

I got this one.

She'll destroy you.
Actually, go ahead.

Eugene?

I can't believe
you would do this!

Rapunzel, I... I'm sorry.

Princess? If I may...

You know what?
You've said enough, Lance.

- Don't listen to him.
- It's all my fault.

But what do I know?

Look, I lied to Eugene.

And to you, Princess.

About everything.

He was only tryin'
to help a friend...

or someone who used
to be his friend.

I guess.

I'm... I'm truly sorry.

I guess the right thing for
me to do now is to come clean

- to your mom.
- Eugene, what you did was deceitful,

and by every right, yes, you
should come clean to my mom,

but I can't let you do that.

Wait. What. Why?

Because I love you, Eugene,

and I will forgive you, but
I can't be sure they will.

So... Okay,
here's what we're gonna do.

We are going to sneak the ring
back into my mom's room...

Rapunzel, hey. Stop. Look,
I... I love you, too,

so much, and thank you,
but I can't.

Cheating, lying and deception,
that may have been how Flynn Rider

would handle this,
but I'm Eugene Fitzherbert now,

and I have to do this
the right way.

That means
accepting the consequences,

no matter what they are.

It's how Oldie
would've wanted it.

I appreciate your
apology and your honesty.

Though the robbery
was many years ago, Eugene,

it was, frankly, traumatic, and
I'm not sure I can forgive you.

I understand. I do.

I guess now I just hope that the
king won't banish me from Corona

when he finds out about this.

Well, yes. We shall see
what the king decides.

So, I got you something.

It's not very nice, and
there's no story behind it...

Well, if you don't
count the part

about how the guy
who sold it to me

had something
dangling from his nose,

but I guess that's not so much
a story as an observation.

Anyway, the point is,
I didn't steal it.

I am really sorry
I hurt you, Rapunzel.

That's the last thing
I'd ever want to do.

I know, Eugene.

What? I thought that ring
was long gone!

Yes. Can you believe it?

Eugene found it this morning.

And as for Lance, who knows
when I'll ever see him again.

Do you think Lance meant it
when he said he was sorry?

I don't know.

Some people never change.

Oh! By the way,
do you know a Mr. Schnitz?

Arnwaldo Schnitz,
yeah, that's Lance, uh...

Yes. Why?

Heh.

Well, Mr. Schnitz
just made a generous donation

to the orphanage charity.

Really? How much?

Oh, about a
stolen treasure's worth.

Yep.

Okay. Where did I put
that beard?

♪♪ Theme music playing...

♪ Now I got my eyes
opening wider ♪

♪ My heart burnin' like fire ♪

♪ Feels like I'm so alive ♪

♪ I'm never goin' back ♪

♪ Whatever I want now,
I'm gonna chase ♪

♪ Who I am, I can't contain it♪

♪ I'm not gonna hold it in ♪

♪ 'Cause there's more of me
to give ♪

♪ Oh yeah, there's more of me to give ♪
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