Tangled: The Series (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Rapunzel's Enemy - full transcript

(theme song playing)

♪ I got the wind in my hair
and a fire within ♪

♪ 'Cause there's something beginning ♪

♪ I got a mystery to solve
and excitement to spare ♪

♪ That beautiful breeze
blowing through ♪

♪ I'm ready to follow it
who knows where ♪

♪ I'll get there, I swear ♪

♪ With the wind in my hair ♪

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(applauding and cheering)

We have much to celebrate during
this year's Goodwill Gopher Grab.



Not only is this the 500th anniversary,

but we commemorate this,

Princess Rapunzel's very first festival.

(applauding and cheering)

To mark this joyous event,

our princess has redesigned the
Gopher Grab seal of goodwill.

(applauding and cheering)

Ladies and gentlemen of Corona,

Princess Rapunzel.

- (crowd cheering and applauding)
- (laughs) Thank you so much.

Aw! You're all too kind.

Man (with gravelly voice): Boo!

And a boo to you too, sir!

I gotta hand it to you, blondie,



- the people of Corona love you.
- You're the best!

They sure do know
how to make a girl feel special.

I mean, I've never heard
so much applause,

and someone actually booed me.

Forget that guy. I wouldn't
pay too much attention...

I've never even heard that cheer before.

- It's so exotic.
- Huh?

Do you think he's from overseas?

You don't know what boo means, do you?

Yeah, I do. It's a cheer.

Like, "yippie," "hooray," "boo," right?

- Uh...
- Rapunzel: No?

All right, so what does it mean?

It means someone hates you.

Way to candy-coat it, Cassandra.

Why wouldn't someone like me?

What could I have done to this person?

Rapunzel, who cares?

Not everyone has to like you.
That's part of life.

Eugene's right. Someone could not
like you for any number of reasons.

For instance, maybe you have a stupid
goatee that makes you look ridiculous,

and someone might not like you for that.

You know, Cassandra,

it's a little hard
to take your insults seriously

when you're holding that thing.

(grunting)

This thing is important.

Gregorio the Goodwill Gopher represents
half a millennium of honor and tradition

throughout this kingdom.

(grunts)

We're still talking
about the rat, right?

Gopher!

For your information, the Gopher
Grab is a Corona institution.

I was entrusted
as the mascot's caretaker

because it is a mark of hallowed esteem.

- Yeah, that's special.
- (grunts)

- He just pooped on you.
- (gasps)

- Listen, blondie...
- Ugh!

You're just gonna have
to accept the fact

that some people aren't gonna like you.

Ugh! All I can hear is his gravelly,
"Boo," over and over in my head.

Rapunzel, I know your feelings are hurt.
I get that.

But, hey, you gotta admit,

if Cassandra and I are
actually agreeing on something,

it's probably worth listening to.

Let this one go.

(sighs) You know what?

You're right. Thank you.

Yeah, no, she's not.

Nope, not letting it go.

You know, Pascal, maybe Eugene
and Cassandra were right.

I shouldn't let this booer bother me.

It's not the end of the world
because I got booed, right?

Happens to a lot of people, I'm sure.

You know what? I'm not even gonna
think about the word "boo" anymore.

Let's just sit and enjoy our afternoon.

♪ Ba-ba-boo Ba-ba-boo ♪

Hey, check out my new taboo!

Boo repair! Get your boos repaired.

All: Boo! Boo! Boo. Boo. Boo.

(groans)

Man (with gravelly voice):
No, thank you!

Wow! Thank you. Thank you indeed.

My pleasure, son. Spread the goodwill.

The sweet, little, old man can't be
the same person who booed me, can he?

Boo!

(gasping)

Okay, I'd say that looks like our
booer, wouldn't you, Pascal?

(croaks)

Now, we just need
to figure out who he is.

Someone has to know him, right?

- (door opening)
- Hey, it's Monty!

(gasps) Wait! You know him?

Of course I... Everyone knows Monty.

Well, probably because
he's really grouchy

and doesn't like anyone, right?

What? Uncle Monty, he's the
sweetest guy in all Corona.

Let me tell you. If there
were someone he didn't like,

that person would have to be
the most horrible...

Oh, my goodness!

That's the guy who booed you, isn't it?

Yes.

(stammering) Wait. Wait a minute. No.

Uh, now that I'm looking at it...

'Cause I'm really looking at it now.
(Chuckling) Before I glanced at it.

That is not Monty.
No, that is... Rude Guy... er.

Rude Guyer! Yeah. Oh, boy!

Nobody likes Rude Guyer.
'Cause he's such a rude guy.

Hey, look at that! Uncle Monty!

Oh, hi, Eugene.

That's some painting
of Uncle Monty, huh?

- It is Monty.
- I'll say.

You know, you don't forget the guy
who introduced you to your wife.

And everyone likes him?

No, no, of course not. Don't be silly.

Eugene's right.

Everyone loves him.

Uh, do you know where I could find him?

Monty is a very private person.

Sure, Your Majesty.

He has a wonderful little shop in town.

Here, let me draw you a map.

Thank you, Stan.

(sarcastically)
Yeah, thanks so much, Stan.

It's no problem.

And when you see him,

tell him thanks for the flowers he
sent to my mom when she was sick.

So, listen, Rapunzel...

I know. I know. You're gonna
tell me to leave it alone,

but this is all
just a simple misunderstanding.

I need to clear things up

so me and Uncle Monty can be friends.

(sighing)

Cassandra: Ugh! These berry
stains are impossible.

I just don't get it, Cass.

Why can't Rapunzel let it go?

Okay, so one person
doesn't like her. Who cares?

I know! I mean, only one person does
like you, and you're okay with that.

Exactly... Oh, I see what you did there.

I gotta get some lotion for his paws.

Can you watch him for a few minutes?

Oh, are you sure I can be trusted

with this hallowed Corona institution?

I was talking to the gopher.

(grunts)

Mmm. (Gulping)

- Hmm? Mmm.
- (grunting)

Oh, yeah. I see why you like these.

Wanna go halfsies?

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Okay, Monty can't be as great
as everyone says, Pascal.

I mean, this here says
that he owns a sweat shop.

(croaks)

(children laughing)

Sweet shop.

Yeah, okay, way to spell, Stan.

Children: Oooh!

There you go, dear.

May you spread the spirit of
goodwill throughout Corona.

Pardon me.

And you, sweetie,

how can I help...

You!

Hi, uh, Monty.

- Can I call you Monty?
- Apparently.

(laughs awkwardly)

So, I see you're a Gopher Grab fan.

Figured that our all by yourself, huh?

Well, give the girl a lolly.

Monty: Ha! That one fell on the floor.

(croaking)

Um, Monty, how do I put this?

Um, during my speech,

somebody booed me,

and I was wondering...

And what are you gonna do, huh? Huh?

You gonna throw me in the
dungeon cause I booed you, huh?

Is that why you're here? To oppress me?

No! No! I don't want to oppress anyone.

I just wanna know what I did.

Listen, Your Highness,

I don't need to explain myself to you.

Wait, Princess.

(croaks)

That lollipop wasn't free, you know.

I am not giving up that easy, Pascal.

If he can't see
what a likable person I am,

well, I will make him see.

Rapunzel: Here's what we know so far.

Monty has a candy shop,
everyone loves him,

and he likes yelling mean things at me.

Time for Operation Make Stuff.

(croaking)

(twittering)

Oh! Look at this! Now, this is flashy!

I hate flashy.

Also, I hate green.

(bell ringing)

Ah, just as I thought.

Hollow.

In my day, chocolate sculptures
were solid, like our values.

(bell ringing)

Oh!

Wow! Much better than the one
my great-grandfather painted,

when he built this shop
with his own two hands!

(groaning)

(muffled) He hates me.

Okay. Come on, Raps. Give it up.

Clearly, this jerk's got
serious problems.

But if Monty could just see
that I was...

Monty is the guy who hates you?

(scoffs) Let me guess. You love him.

No! Me? Love him? No.

I hate that guy. (Chuckles)

Look, you'll just have
to accept that Uncle Monty...

Monty doesn't like you,

and there's nothing
you can do to change it.

You're right.

There is nothing...
(emphatically) I can do.

- Can I help you, young lady?
- Good afternoon, sir.

Rapunzel: Whoa!

Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?

Oh, don't worry about it. I'm fine.

Monty: I got that thing as a gift,
and I'm trying to find some use for it.

Let me tell you, it's not
even useful as a doorstop.

Yeah, dumb and totally useless thing.

(scoffs)

I sure hope the foolish
but clearly well-intentioned

person who made it regrets it,

even though it probably took
her... or him... who knows?

Hours to... (clears throat).
..get it just right.

Yes, right.

Well, what can
I get for you, Miss, uhm...

Uh, Miss... Missy.

Misty. Miss Misty.

And I will have some jellybeans.

Every kind but green,
because I... I hate green.

(laughs) A girl after my own heart.

I'll tell you what.

I've got a personal stash where I
already picked out all the green ones.

Let me get them.

(grunts)

(gasps) Two hours to the big race.

Chow o'clock.

Eugene, did you eat all the bimberries?

No! No, of course not.

Okay, so I ate some. I offered to split.

Is that really such a big problem?

(laughing wryly)
Okay, well, let's think.

If Gregorio doesn't get his bimberries
before the race, he'll be lethargic,

and if he's lethargic,
he won't want to run,

and if he doesn't want to run,
the Gopher Grab will be ruined,

and I can't have that!

So I'm gonna go with big problem?

Find me some bimberries... now.

Monty: And I'm telling you,

my great-granddad would have won
the Gopher Grab that year,

but he was running
the wrong way! (Laughing)

(laughing)

That Grab means a lot to you, huh?

You know, Misty,
I've never told this to anyone,

but I feel like I can trust you.

I come from a long line
of Gopher Grab champions.

Oh, they used to say that our
family had the gift for grab,

and it was my dream to carry
on our family tradition.

But no matter how hard I tried,

that little rascal always managed
to slip through my fingers.

And while I've never
admitted this out loud before,

sometimes, deep down,

I can't help but feel ashamed.

But that's enough of the weepies.

Hey, I know.

I've got just the thing to cheer us up.

Yes! Right in the royal kisser!

(laughing)

Rapunzel (laughs) Wow.

You really don't like the princess.

Well, I wouldn't say I don't like her.

But I would say I can't stand her.

(exasperatedly) Why?

I mean, why?

You wanna know why I don't like her?

I don't like the princess because...

- (bells tolling)
- (gasps) It's Gopher Grab time!

Come on, Misty. Let's go!

Uh... Sure you don't wanna
finish that sentence?

You know, we could watch
the Gopher Grab,

but it's also not too late to sign up.

Wait. You mean you want me to compete?

Ah, trust me, Monty.

Sometimes, you just gotta say
the heck with it!

Maybe. But I couldn't. No.

I mean, I don't even have a partner.

Well, guess what.

You do now.

(trumpets playing fanfare)

Did someone ask for dimberries?

You sure took your own
sweet time getting them.

Don't you realize the Gopher Grab
is about to start any minute now?

(sighs) I hope these
aren't store-bought.

Well, you know,
for someone careless enough

to leave poor Gregorio alone with somebody
who would eat all of his berries,

you're being really particular.

Okay, Gregorio, time to eat.

(grunting)

Oh, boy! This could take a minute.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,

it is nearly time
for this year's Gopher Grab!

Hey, hey, don't worry. I'll handle it.

(grunts excitedly)

Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

I know we're all anxious to see
Gregorio the gopher do his thing.

I know I am. (Laughs)

But before we get started,

I'd like to say a few words about
the true meaning of goodwill.

(crowd muttering disapprovingly)

Cassandra: (sighs) Okay, Gregorio,
time to, um, get ready.

Wow. (Laughing) You are a
little hungry guy, aren't you?

I mean, you gotta ask yourself,
"Am I spreading goodwill,

or am I spreading good won't?"

- (crowd cheering and applauding)
- So, in conclusion, spread goodwill.

Thank you for your time. Bye.

- (trumpets playing fanfare)
- (crowd applauding and cheering)

(music box playing)

(clinking)

(whistle trilling)

(crowd murmuring)

- What the...
- (growling)

(exclaiming)

(growling)

- (crowd exclaiming)
- Man: The gopher's gone mad!

(growling)

(giggles nervously)

Crowd (chanting): Grab the gopher!
Grab the gopher!

(laughing)

Oh, boy!

You guys really undersold
this whole Gopher Grab thing.

I just don't understand it.

Why would Gregorio react
to bimberries like this?

You mean dimberries?

Dim-what?

No. Bimberries.

- I thought you said...
- Dimberries. No.

- Wait. You've been talking about...
- You mean... What do you mean?

These were supposed to be bimberries.

You know, for someone who was
careless enough to leave...

Don't you know dimberries
cause hyperactivity in rodents?

Uh, yeah. Who doesn't?

(growling)

Good boy. Good boy.

(Monty exclaiming)

Rapunzel: (grunting) Yeah, not so fun.

(growling)

(growling)

Come on, Misty.

Let's show these youngsters
how a gopher is really caught.

Look! (Clears throat) There.

(growling)

- Where did he go?
- Shh.

(panting)

All we gotta do now is hop.

No, no, no, no, let's take that bridge.

We'll catch him on the other side.

Sorry, Misty. I can't take that chance.

I think you were right.

Sometimes, you just gotta say
to heck with it!

Monty!

(exerting)

Whoa! Whoa!

Monty!

Forget me.

Get that gopher!

No! No, don't forget me!

I was trying to sound brave!

It backfired!

(yelling) No!

(yelling and exclaiming)

Monty: No!

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

Hold on, Monty!

- I got you.
- (cracking)

(screaming)

(yelling)

(yelling)

Oh.

(yelling)

(yelling)

Princess Rapunzel?

(laughs nervously) Surprise.

Your Majesty,
you went through all of this

just to win my favor?

I know. I know. It's a little crazy,
but I just had to know why you booed me.

Fine. You wanna know why I booed?

(eagerly) Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

The seal.

Wait. The Goodwill seal?

Yes, the Goodwill seal.

You redesigned a perfectly good seal.

(questioningly) I-I'm sorry.

Since you've returned,
everything's changed.

I mean, come on! A royal in bare feet?

Pub thugs in the castle?

The list goes on.

It's like you and your free spirit
have a total disregard for tradition.

And then I realized that, well,

maybe that spirit and to-heck-with-it
attitude aren't so bad after all.

I mean, you did inspire me
to achieve my life's dream.

(panting)

See? I told you that with...

But then, you put on this deceitful
charade and made a complete fool of me!

Wait. So, are we friends again?

Of course not.

And we never will be.

Because I don't like you.

Not everybody has
to like everyone, Your Majesty.

You know what?

Now that I'm thinking of it,

I don't think I like you so much either.

No, no, wait. Wait.
I know I don't like you.

Not friends?

Not friends.

King Frederic: All right, all right.

As you all know,

the Gopher Grab is a sacred tradition.

So, Blondie, you feeling okay
about how you left things with Monty?

Yeah. I mean, you guys were right.

I just had to accept that
not everyone is gonna like me.

And the winner
of this year's Gopher Grab

is good, old Uncle Monty!

(cheering and applauding)

Boo!

What?

Not everybody has to like everyone,

you know?

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www.addic7ed.com

(theme song playing)

♪ Now I got my eyes opening wide ♪

♪ My heart burning like fire ♪

♪ Feel like I'm so alive ♪

♪ I'm never going back ♪

♪ Whatever I want now I'm gonna chase ♪

♪ Who I am I can't contain ♪

♪ I'm not gonna hold it in ♪

♪ There's more of me to give ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ There's more of me to give ♪