Tangled: The Series (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - What the Hair?! - full transcript

♪ I got the wind in my hair
and a fire within ♪

♪ 'Cause there's something beginning ♪

♪ I got a mystery to solve
and excitement to spare ♪

♪ Got a beautiful breeze
blowing through ♪

♪ I'm ready to follow it
who knows where ♪

♪ And I'll get there I swear ♪

♪ With the wind in my hair ♪

*TANGLED THE SERIES*
Season 01 Episode 01
"What the Hair"

Boo!

Pffffft!

Gothel: Hello, Rapunzel.



Did you think I was gone forever?

What's the matter, dear?

Aren't you happy to see your mummy?

Gothel: And look! Your
hair has returned!

Ooh, isn't that wonderful?

Come now, dear. Let's
get back to your tower,

where you will be safe and secure.

Rapunzel!

- Fred?
- Huh?

You haven't touched your food.

No, no, I... I've touched it.

I moved my eggs from here
to here, you see? Hm.

Oh, sweetheart, it's been nearly a week.

Just talk to her.



You do recall
my last conversation

with Rapunzel didn't go
quite as I had hoped?

Uh, Fred, you confined her to the
walls of Corona under martial law.

If that's a daddy-daughter conversation,
I would hate to see what a talking-to is.

Just because it was a difficult choice,

doesn't mean it wasn't the right one.

Come on, Cass! Those dreams are
trying to tell me something!

- Ever since that night...
- Shh!

Raps, I told you, we can't
tell anyone about that night.

Um... I think the secret's
pretty much out.

Yeah, yeah, everyone knows
the hair's back,

but if anyone knew I was the one who
snuck you out when it happened,

I would be sent to a convent...
Literally, a convent.

Well, I have to tell Eugene.

No, no, no, no, no. As far as he knows,

you just woke up
that morning with long hair.

But Eugene is my boyfriend!

We tell each other everything!

I know this is a lot to ask,
but I can't risk it.

Please, don't tell Eugene.

Tell Eugene what? Oh, come on,
you guys keeping secrets?

It's not really a secret,
Eugene, it's more like a...

sensitive situation.

Sensit... S... Ha! Sensitive?

And you think Cassandra's gonna help?

Blondie, I've met glaciers
with more warmth and compassion.

And move faster, she's slow.

Rapunzel, it's me, Eugene.
Whatever's going on you can tell me.

- I know I can, it's...
- Cassandra: I don't trust you!

You have a big mouth!

I do not!

Name one time I blew a secret.

It's a scarf!

Thanks, this was fun! And to think
we were dreading it, right?

Surprise!

Oh, your surprise party is next week.

I said one time!

Rapunzel, you're really
not gonna tell me?

I'm sorry.

Fine. But you should know,
I have things I keep from you.

- Lots of things.
- Name one.

Pete, the guard, is terrified of mimes.

Hey!

They see things that aren't there!

Pete, wait!

No, it was a different Pete the guard.

You don't even know him.

Ahh! There they are!

A veritable cornucopia of confidants,

who trust me implicitly and would
gladly divulge their innermost secrets.

Wait, who is this guy?

That's Hook Hand's brother.

Oh, yeah? What's your name? Hook Foot?

I gotta admit,
I did not see that coming.

- So, where is Hook Hand, anyway?
- There.

Eugene: Hook Hand went on a world tour?

Does no one share anything with me?

No feelings, no secrets, no news?

Why won't anyone open up to me?

Ahhh!

Big Nose! Now there's a guy
who knows how to share

what's on his nose... mind!

Here comes loverboy

with more of his romantic "excapades."

Hey, are those flowers for Assunta?

Am I pronouncing that correctly?

How is your lady friend, anyway?

Oh, I'm glad you asked,

but perhaps this latest poem
I wrote will tell you.

I call it, "Can You Keep a Secret?
I Love You."

"Our love is like a timeless truth,

"It knows no tick nor tock.

"Our love is a big toe of honesty..."

Big Nose: "poking through the
hole of your favorite... sock."

Cassandra: I was thinking
about your hair.

Maybe there's a way we can
discreetly try to get some answers,

just the two of us.

I might know someone who can help.

I still think you're being
unfair about Eugene.

But, um, who is this friend of yours?

His name is Varian, and
he's some kind of wizard.

Wow! A real wizard?

Do you think he'll have
one of those pointy hats,

and, like, a robe
and a staff and cast spells?

No, I do not.

Very little is known about
Varian, and what is, isn't good.

Some say he's dangerous.

But if we want answers,
he's our best bet. Right?

Mm-hm.

Well, sounds like
we have a wizard to visit.

"We keep no secrets, me and you,

Our love stays fresh
like the morning... dew."

You see, what I really
tried to do is capture

the oneness of our relationship.

Yep, oneness, got it.

Big Nose: 'Cause if you can't share
everything with that someone special,

then maybe that someone
isn't so special.

Ha-ha! I gotta go. This has been great.

You keep writin' those words down,

'cause one of these days...
you'll have more of 'em.

Okay, bye, everybody!

Good morning!

Hey, Big Nose, what's goin' on
with that lady that you have?

Cassandra: So, this is
where Varian lives.

It seems cozy, in a
I-wish-I-had-said-goodbye-

to-my-loved-ones-
before-I-left kind of way.

Cassandra: Just watch your step, Raps.

Come on, this way.

It's just fog. I'm sure it's okay.

Fine. A booby trap!

Raps, everything's gonna be... oh!

What do you want?

What are they doing?

Um... hi.

So sorry to bother you, sir.

I... wanted to ask you about my hair.

Because you're such a magic exp...

Magic? I do
not work with magic.

I mean,
technically, it's not magic.

It's alchemy, but... yeah...
don't... don't sweat it.

Got it.
So, what is this?

Oh, it's... it's a chemical
compound of my own design.

Thank you. See, we have a
bit of a critter problem

out here, and, through the
miracle of modern alchemy,

I have found a humane way
to solve the problem.

This is riveting, but could
you get us out of here?

Ha! Where is that neutralizing parti...

Oh! C-Come... get outta here!

I am so sorry, Your Highness.

"Your Highness"? Wait.
You know who I am?

Uh, how could I not?

Look at your hair!

Ha! Your highness.

Oh, please.

Just Rapunzel.

Wow. Really? Okay.

So, fantastical stories of your
hair returning have spread

throughout Corona. Yeah, people
say it's magic, but personally,

I don't really believe that. Now,
as you have probably guessed,

I am a man of science,

- specifically, al...
- Alchemy. We know.

Now listen, kid. We need your help,

but let me make something clear.

What happens here
stays here, you got it?

Oh, yes, this... this...
Ah... is... it's very...

long.

Oh, no, don't worry,
Your High... Rapunzel.

I am sure that I, Varian,

can unlock the mystery of your hair

with the power of science!

Ow!

No sweat, it's just a little...

What is taking 'em so long?

I'm goin' in!

Rapunzel: ♪ Bring back
what once was mine ♪

♪ What once was mine ♪

Better?

Oh, yeah... No!

Huh... that used to work.

Well, silver lining: We've
acquired some critical data

about your hair. It no longer possesses
its legendary healing power.

Progress! Now let's figure out

exactly what this hair is made of.

This machine can analyze any substance

for chemical makeup,
bitopic composition,

and urgu-structural integrity.

- I built it myself.
- Nice!

If I'm right, this should
tell us all there is know

- about your hair.
- Raps, are you sure you wanna...

- Rapunzel?
- Let's do this.

Okay! Rapunzel. Now, um,
this may get a little...

Exciting?

Um, sure! Yeah!
That's a good word for it.

Whoa-kay!

Whaaa! Whoa!

Varian: And there we are! Done.

All right. Not super fun, but it's over.

Ha! Oh, sorry. Yeah, I... I meant
done with the first test.

But don't worry, only 86 more to go!

Blondie!

Amazing!

You were right,
it's absolutely unbreakable!

But I'm betting you're not!

Let her go!

Eugene! Hey!

Blondie! You're okay!

You wanna tell me what's goin' on here?

You know what? I don't care.
I'm gettin' you outta there.

Hey! You're Flynn Rider!

No. You don't know
what you're talking about.

I've never seen you before in my life.

You can't prove anything!

I'm your biggest fan!

See?

Hey, now! Flynn Rider, nice to be met.

I used to see your wanted
posters all the time!

You're my hero!

Oh, well, "hero" is a bit much.

I've read every single book about you!

Oh... well, um, you see,
that's not actually me.

I just took the name from the book.

Hey, hey! Remember the time you
dueled that evil knight, blindfolded?

No, no, not me. Do you
wanna put that down?

This isn't right, Cassandra.
I have to tell him what's going on.

No. Rapunzel, I want to trust you,
and I trust that you trust Eugene,

but I don't trust Eugene,
and if I can't trust Eugene,

I can't trust you, and you're
just going to have to trust me.

Trust me, that logic tracks.

Tell me about how you took on
the Earl of Camembert!

Also not me.

Would someone please
explain to me who this child is?

I'm Varian!

Hot, hot, hot, hot!

Oh, come on!

What was that trembling?

Trembling? I didn't
notice any trembling.

Oh! Yeah! Almost forgot
to get the spectrometric press!

It's the only way I can read
the results of the test!

Flynn Rider! Wanna come with?

Oooh! No.

Hey! If... If... If you come, I can
show you something really special,

but, um, you've got to keep it a secret.

You want to tell me a secret?

Did you hear that, everyone?

- Varitas... V... Var...
- Varian!

A complete stranger
wants to tell me a secret!

Listen, buddy, I need you to tell me
everything that the princess told you.

Oh, yeah. Well, okay, first, she said,

"We're looking for Varian,"
and then I said,

"I am Varian!"

And then she said,
"Uh, hi, sorry to bother you, sir,

but I wanna ask you about my hair."

Wait, oh, I'm sorry, let me back up.

I forgot to tell you about the
raccoon trap. So, there was...

Yes, that's great, but what I meant is,

tell me all the important stuff
she said.

Mr. Rider, when the Princess of
Corona speaks directly to you,

every word is important.

I know that press
is here somewhere, Flynn.

Again, it's Eugene.

Here it is!
And, once the tests are done,

it'll print the results
on parchment paper...

That's muy interesante,

but getting back
to what the princess said...

Whoa, whoa!

Why does that keep happening?

Flynn Rider! I believe I promised you...

a secret.

Now, if my dad knew
I was down here, he'd kill me.

Of course, if he knew
what I was actually doing

down here, he'd probably be impressed,

or at least I hope he'd be impressed.

These tunnels
run through my entire village,

which make them perfect for my project.

What project?

This project.

I don't get it.

Through the miracle
of alchemy... not magic...

I have found a way to heat this entire
tank of water with a single drop

of my newest, yet to be named

compound... which I'll call Flynnoelum!

- I still don't get it.
- I'm gonna surprise my village

by bringing the people
hot, running water!

I've constructed five of these
babies all throughout the caverns.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
These... these tremors...

your machines are causing them?

No, no, no. My machines
are not causing them.

The chemical reactions they trigger do.

And no one else knows you're doing this?

Okay, listen, kiddo. I'm no expert in...

whatever this is, but anything

that can cause earthquakes
cannot be safe.

We've gotta warn people about this.

No! We can't! Okay?

You gave me your word
you'd keep this a secret.

And besides, I am an expert,
and this is all perfectly safe.

Yeah, it does... Does that all the time.

Only 12 more tests to go!

Yaaaay!

Team Awesome is ba-aaack!

Now, Rapunzel, I know my tests
have been a pain in the hm-hm.

Aw, I wouldn't say pain.

Y... Now I would.

In a moment, this little guy...

he'll give us all the answers we want.

Woo-hoo! Answers!

So, Eugene!

Got yourself a secret, huh?

If you wanna call it that. The
kid ha... uh-uh, nice try, Cass.

Look, Raps, I think
it's time to go. Now.

Now? You're kidding, right?
This is almost finished.

Can we talk?

Of course! That's
what Team Awesome does...

Those things down there are dangerous!

Dangerous? No, they're not dangerous,

I... I have adjusted my calculations

for every possible outcome.

The margin of error is...
is less than .56 percent

or... now, wait, was it .57?

I don't know!

Look, Varian. I think you're a good kid,

a... a... a smart kid,
and you got great intentions.

But I'm asking you...
pleading with you...

For the love of my life,
and your entire village,

to please shut off those machines

until a seisma-quake-atologist
can come inspect 'em!

Please! Do it for Team Awesome!

Ohhhh!

I suppose I can turn them down... a bit.

All right! Six more tests.
Then we can leave, right?

Go someplace far away?
Really, really far away.

Why do you want us to leave so bad?

Oh, no, you can stay.

In fact, it'd be great if you stayed.

That way, when these things
blow u... Oh, boy, never mind.

Whoa... Wait! What did you just say?

Okay, Varian.
I... I guess it was .57. Heh.

Eugene, what is wrong with you?

Okay! You wanna know why we have to go?

Oh, no... the Flynnoleum!

Look, I tried to show you I could
keep a secret, but I can't!

This kid...

Varian's got five of these
huge, highly-pressurized

underground machines,
and they are clearly unstable.

I think they could blow up any minute!

- And that minute is now.
- Get me out of this machine!

Um, guys? Hurry!

Give me your arm!

Eugene!

Varian! He's gonna get himself killed!

Get her outta here! I'll get the kid.

Rapunzel: It's over!

I need those results!

No!

Whoa!

Listen, kid! We gotta get outta here!

No, no!

No, I've got three pumps to shut off,

and I can't let this happen again!

Look out!

No, there's no time! Get out of here!

I am not going anywhere without you.
I love you, Rapunzel.

I love you, too.
More than you will ever know.

What the hair?

Thank you, m'lady.

Varian!

Man: Varian!

Quirin! Thank goodness you're here!

Uh-oh. It's my dad.

Are you okay? What happened?

Dad, I'm sorry.

Not again, Varian.

- But, Dad...
- Is everybody okay?

Quirin, what do we do?

It was terrible.

I'm sorry you didn't
get those test results, Blondie.

I should never have kept
a secret from you.

From now on, no more secrets. Ever.

Oh, yeah? Well, what about Cassandra?

That's... between her and me.

Okay. The truth?

You know how I said I just
woke up with my hair long?

Well, I didn't.

The night before, Cass kinda
helped me break out of Corona.

Ohhh, I knew it!

She's gonna
get in so much trouble!

That is, of course,
if anyone were to find out,

which they won't, because
this guy is a vault.

You should have seen it,
it was a crazy night.

She showed me these black rocks,
and I know it sounds so weird,

but I think they're
what made my hair grow back.

Eugene: Hey, after today,
nothing sounds weird.

Rapunzel: And then when I touched
the rocks, they started chasing us.

Eugene: Rocks chasing you?
Now we're back to weird.

Rapunzel: Yeah, well... Max was there,

and once we got far enough away
from them, they stopped growing.

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♪ Now I got my eyes opening wider ♪

♪ My heart burning like fire ♪

♪ Feels like I'm so alive
I'm never going back ♪

♪ Whatever I want now
I'm gonna chase it ♪

♪ Who I am I can't contain it ♪

♪ I'm not gonna hold it in ♪

♪ 'Cause there's more of me to give ♪

- ♪ Oh, Oh ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ There's more of me to give ♪