Tales (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - XO Tour Llif3 - full transcript

You better have some
answers for us, K. Rod.

You're turning 30 this weekend.

Don't remind me, man.

That's a real
number right there.

Your balls finally dropped.

Maybe it's time for you
to consider having me

do more around the shop now.

No doubt.

I'm serious, Unc, I'm ready.

Ride or die everyday.

You've heard the
name John Ruzego, right?



Yeah, why are we messing with
that crazy ass Russian for?

His distribution.

He's losing his
footing in Miami.

Crews turning against
him, he's vulnerable.

I want to take it.

Tampa and Orlando, too.

He's going to try
and move in the A.

I want his real estate
in Florida first.

This is the most
dangerous cat in the game

not named Dougy Watkins.

We lay a pipe in
this guy's field,

we'll be drawing oil for
the rest of our lives.

Kay, you want a
shot at the bigs?

You know I do.



Cool.

All you've got to do is
set the table at the meet,

feel 'em out, then let me
come in and do what I do.

Get it?

Got it.

Good.

Yeah.

What are you drawing, baby?

Hey, hey.

Daddy's home.

Hey, baby.

Hey, mama.

Come here.

Okay.

Jesus.

Hey.

What's up with you, babe?

I can't be happy to see my girl?

Hey, boy.

Of course.

Your girl is fried, though.

I left the hospital early
just so they can tell me

that I'm working a
double tomorrow night.

One of the nurses
called in sick.

Well, maybe soon you won't
have to work, like, ever again.

What are you talking about?

Why are you so happy?

Uncle Dougy
finally called me up.

A big connect.

Took his ass long enough.

You see, your tio,
he's a hard ass.

Asking me to work extra
hard 'cause we're family.

Wait, you, it's time for bed.

Come here.

You ready?

Say good night.

Good night.

Good night, baby.

Hey, listen, it's going to pop.

I'm Dougy's favorite.

Well, it hasn't
happened yet, right, but

it's about to.

It's going to.

- Yeah.
- I can feel it.

It's gon' pop.

That makes me happy, Papi.

I'll tell you this, okay?

I'm tired of Dougy
paying the rent here.

Like, I just don't want
to be up under his thumb.

Like, I want to own this
ourselves, we have the money.

No, K, you will
not touch that money.

That's our golden parachute.

Well, what's the
use of a parachute

if you can't use it, right?

Look, I just want to own
something for us that's ours.

Maybe something with
a, like, a home gym

so I can just sit back
and watch you walk around

in them yoga pants
with yo' fine ass.

Yeah, baby, I don't
want Reggie growing up

talking like that.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying yo' ass look
fire in them Lululemons,

and you know it.

You ain't lyin'.

- You ain't lying.
- Exactly.

And when I get that
itch, you know one us

gon' wind up pregnant.

- One of us?
- I don't know who.

I don't know who.

- You don't know?
- Un-

- Okay.

I can't with you.

You're so stupid.

I've been really thinking
about it, you know,

expanding our family.

And getting you everything
that you deserve.

Baby, I got everything I need.

Come here.

Don't go away.

Yeah.

Yo, K, open up.

Why is J Rod here?

I don't know.

Business.

Just give me a minute.

Get with Reggie.

Be careful.

What up, J?

What up.

Where Angie?

What are you asking
for my wife for?

You gon' smoke in my house?

Shit, this Dougy's crib.

I just want to make sure
you cool for tomorrow.

I don't need you
to check on me, man.

I'm good.

Dougy just wants you to
break bread with Ruzego,

let him know we're
the only game in town.

This dude's a
hitter, you feel me?

I feel you, and
Dougy was pretty clear.

You want me there for backup?

No, I just told you, I'm good.

And we're supposed to be fam.

What are you even doing here?

My job.

Don't mess this shit up.

What is this?

The address.

I wouldn't come in here
strapped. I'm a businessman.

Why would a
businessman need guns?

They don't.

Kayron.

Have a seat.

I prefer to stand up.
I think better on my feet.

I'll eat while
you talk. Go ahead.

Okay. Well we respect you
coming in through the front door

to the A. Just know one thing.

One way in, Dougie.
One way out, Dougie.

If you wanna move anyway
in the A, we're both doors.

There are others, three.
Three other crews to be exact.

We got my nephew here
too. Maybe he can do it.

Keep it all in the family.

Well, well yeah. You can
move your nephew up here.

Get him in a nice
penthouse downtown

so he can see the pretty lights.

But it wouldn't matter.

And why is that?

Because nobody knows
who he is. He's a ghost.

And we'd make sure
it'd stay like that.

You what now?

Dougie knows everybody.

His business is
consistent and protected.

Like no other.
His numbers have gone up

since he's been
running the game.

There's no holes
in his operation,

as I'm sure you've asked around.

How do you know that?

You wouldn't have asked
for this sit if you didn't.

Come on, look. Everybody
knows you have good stuff.

That's not the problem.
Your poisoning up and down

the East Coast. We
have the relationships.

All right. Let's do business.

When can I meet
your uncle, Dougie?

See, I know some shit too.

That's not enough.

Excuse me?

Think more. Look north,
look south, Tupelo to Raleigh

untapped markets.
If you work with us,

you can leave here with 30%
more than you thought you would

just by coming into the A alone.

Then why would I give you
those territories as well?

Because we know that
you shit the bed in Miami.

And nobody'll touch
you down there.

Come on, just say the word.
Make all of us a lot richer.

This caviar? It's nice.

You're brazen. Big balls.

Just a money man,

trying to stack as
much paper as possible.

We have a deal, money man.

We'll be in contact.

Wow, babe. Look at
all these people here.

Mmmhmm. For me?

Happy birthday, Kayron.
This is a hell of a turnout.

You don't really see parties
like this anymore?

Gracias.

De nada.

Enjoy. Congrats,
guys. Excuse me. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Who is he?

Little knucklehead.
But look at you.

Yeah?

Happy birthday, Kayron.

Thank you, mi amor.

Come on.

Dirty Thirty?

Dirty Thirty?

I doubted you, man. You
closed that fool like a G.

I told you all I
needed was the nod.

Happy birthday, kid.

Thank you.

Look at you! Stunning.

Let me holler at your
boy for a minute.

Okay. Everything all right?

Perfect.

Okay.

See you in a minute.

Yep.

So, hear you offered something,
a little something extra

on the Russian kidnap?

Yeah, you know, just
trying to elevate shit.

You trying to elevate shit.

That's what you're trying to do?

Hell yeah. And I locked
in some extra bread.

Come on. You know I've been
trying to move serious weight.

How much extra?

30%. I was selling it
from the extra territory.

My God.

Are you serious?

I told you to do something
very simple this morning.

And I did that. I thought
you'd be happy about this.

I had that piece of
shit where I wanted him.

Who told you that we wanted

to sell his shit
in other places?

But we got that
to move, no problem.

What did I tell you to do?
Did I tell you to say that?

Yes or no?

Unc, wha-

- I'm not giving him 30%
extra. Did I say that you could

go negotiate new
business on your own?

Yes or goddamn no? Speak up!

No, you didn't.

That's right. You
ain't a shot-caller.

You a goddamn errand boy.
Now I gotta reel it back in.

Be happy where you are
and where I'm keeping you

till your dumb ass learns
how to follow directions.

Or go back to being
the corner boy.