TaleSpin (1990–1991): Season 1, Episode 62 - Paradise Lost - full transcript

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Fish sandwich. My favorite.

(MEOWING)

Your favorite too, huh?

Oh, well.

(MEOW)

(PUPPY WHINING)

Didn't know dogs liked fish.

Must be catfish.

- (DOGS YELPING)
- (CATS MEOWING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(ALL ANIMALS YELPING)

Aw, I wasn't hungry anyway.

O'ROARKE: Are you Baloo?

Well, really I'm closer to orange.

Baloo, the pilot.

(CHUCKLING)

He's inside Louie's place.

Come to think of it,
he's not really Baloo, either.

More of a grayish brown...

Or is it brownish gray?

Louie, life's just slippin' out
from under my feet.

Workin' at Higher for Hire
is gettin' me lower and lower.

If I'm not hauling crabs to Crabtown,
it's bananas to the Banana Republic.

Sounds like a grave situation, man.
I can dig it.

Been barely squeezin'
a living out of this joint, myself.

It'll take me 100 years
to save enough bucks

to buy the Sea Duck back from Becky.

(GROANS) The whole situation stinks.

O'ROARKE: Why wait 100 years

when you could be stinking rich
in a few weeks?

Hey mister,
I don't even know who you are

and already you're talkin' my language.

O'Roarke. Safari guide.

Can you fly me to the Mogabi Desert?

If the money's right,
I'll fly you wherever you...

The Mogabi?

Oh, there's nothin' out there
but a million square miles of...

Sand? (CHUCKLES)

There's a legend that says there is more.

Much more.

Hey, man, I just cleaned that.

A legend of a lost paradise
100 million years old,

suspended in time.

- BALOO: Where?
- Here.

In the sands of the Mogabi.

Baloo? There's a guy lookin' for you...

Hey! Looks just like... (GASPS)

Once every 100 years at dawn
a door opens in the desert.

Through that door pours ancient water
from deep in the earth.

This water.

Crazy!

Hey, has this guy got
a green thumb or what?

Listen, I've been trying
to grow some croutons.

Do you know, you think you could
show me how to...

What would tourists pay to see
a full-size version of that, eh?

Plenty.

Aw, come on,
nobody's gonna pay to see a jungle.

Not even if it's crawling
with full-size dinosaurs?

(YELPING)

- (YELPING)
- Dinosaurs?

They're my favorite.

I got models of all of them.

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Stegosauruses and brontosauruses

and triceratopses
and tricerabottomses...

Fun for the whole family.
Snack bars. Brontosaurus rides.

A petting zoo for the kiddies, huh?

I tell ya, we're gonna be rich.

We?

You fly 'em there, I'll be the tour guide.

What do you say...partner?

Hello in there?

Hey, I won't hurtcha.

(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

You got a partner, partner.

Yeah. Yeah, right, right.
Well, we got to hurry.

Legend says the water appears
at dawn tomorrow.

Now, we gotta find a way
to keep it flowing.

Because if the water dries up...

Hey, where'd ya go?

I hope that old map is right.

We've been flyin' all night
and still nothin'.

Patience, partner, Mogabi's a big desert.

There. Over there!

O'ROARKE: There it is.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Hi, I'm here, dinosaurs...

We'll put the landing strip right here.

The hotel right over there,

couple of golf courses, huh,
swimming pools...

Wait a minute.

Where are the dinosaurs?

Hope we didn't fly all the way to nowhere

just to play in an oversized sandbox,
partner.

Trust me, partner.

They're here, in the sand,
crystallized by the sun.

Any minute now.

Any minute now, what?

Dawn.

(RUMBLING)

Fantastic.

(ALL YELL)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(CROAKING)

(CAWING)

Hey, I still don't see any dinosaurs.

BALOO: Wildcat, forget the dinosaurs.

How we gonna take off?

Forget takin' off.

The water source closes at sundown.

We've got to jam it open, or this whole
valley dries up for another 100 years!

Oh, man!

How about them apples?

Hey, partner! Can't we stop for lunch?

No time. Keep moving.

Come on, Wildcat!

WILDCAT: Be right there.

If dinosaurs like jellybeans
as much as I do,

they'll come right to me.

(WHISTLING)

Here, dinosaurs.

(LOUD THUD)

That was awfully loud for a jellybean.

- (THUDS)
- (CHUCKLES) Whoa!

(THUDDING CONTINUES)

Hmm, must've been a dud.

(WET SNORTING)

Yahoo! A real brontosaurus!

(SNIFFING)

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Leave some for the other dinosaurs.

(CHUCKLING)

There it is.

Come on.

(THUDS)

Oh, either my heart's pounding,

or something
awful big's comin' this way.

- It couldn't be a...
- Yeah. A dinosaur.

Dinosaur. You hear that, Wildcat?

Wildcat?

BALOO: Where are you?

Hey, what's that for?

Protection!

(SHOUTING) Wildcat!
Wildcat, where are you?

- No!
- (GUNSHOT FIRED)

Stop! You're scarin' Tiny!

What are you doing spoiling my shot?

What're you doing shootin'
at our main attraction?

Not to mention you could've hit Wildcat.

I was trying to protect us.
That was a wild animal!

No, he was my friend.

Even liked jellybeans.

No more guns, partner.

Whatever you say, partner.

Oh, no! The sun is almost down.

Come on, we've got to keep
that thing from closing.

Gonna blow it open?

Not enough dynamite to do that.

Just enough to have a little celebration,

in honor of this valley's last birthday.

Take cover.

A birthday? Hey! Better make a wish
before I blow out the candles.

Now, lemme see... I like to...

We did it!

As soon as we get back to civilization

we'll get enough dynamite
to blow that thing open for good!

This mean I don't get any presents?

Partner, hit the plane.
We're in business.

I've got Dinosaur Land's first group of,
hunter, er, tourists all lined up

and uh, they're paying plenty.

(CHUCKLES) Richville, here we come.

That's what I need.

(CHUCKLES) Now you're talkin'.

Omelettes for dinner
beat apples for lunch any day.

We're not eating it, we're taking it back.

In case some of our, uh, tourists
don't believe what we've found.

What the...

Hey, guys? There's something inside.

A baby pterodactyl.

His mama's gonna be awful mad
when she finds him gone.

- (GURGLING)
- Shouldn't we put him back?

What? You out of your mind?
It's coming with us. Now move out.

(SQUAWKS)

What was that?

If I didn't know she was parked in a tree,
I'd swear it was the Sea Duck!

(SQUAWKING)

- A full-grown pterodactyl.
- Look out!

(SCREAMING)

No!

What's with you, O'Roarke?

I told you no guns.

Sure, sure, partner.

But there's no sense letting a perfectly
good trophy go to waste.

Trophy?

What happened to Dinosaur Land?

Moms, dads, kids shooting pictures,
not guns.

You're thinking small, partner.

The sort of tourists I'm thinking of
would pay big bucks

to get their sights on these babies.

- BALOO: You're changin' the deal.
- (GROANS)

I didn't join up with you to help
these critters go extinct again!

Come on, Wildcat!

- We're going back to the Sea Duck.
- (MUFFLED CRIES)

That's right, partner,

we are going back,
to pick up our first hunting party.

- Wildcat?
- Move it.

BALOO: Wildcat?

(MUFFLED CRIES)

(MUFFLED) Oh.

(MUFFLED) Uh-oh.

(SCREAMS)

Baby?

Hey, baby. You shouldn't go swimmin'
around like that without your snorkel on.

(SCREAMS)

Whew! Glad I don't have
to babysit you every day.

(SQUAWKING)

(SIGHS) How about I take you
back to your nest?

How about you tell me
where your nest is?

- You're crazy.
- (CLOCK TICKING)

O'ROARKE: You're right.

Start the engines, Mr. Pilot.

Now.

O'ROARKE: (SHOUTS) Now!

(EXPLOSION)

Hey, Baloo?

Baloo?

(SNORING)

(ANIMAL GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING)

And then, Snow White said,

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow
little Miss Muffet off her tuffet."

Humpty Dumpty picked her up,

but he didn't know what a tuffet was,

so he couldn't put her
back together again.

No way. But it didn't matter,

because Pinocchio flew back
over the rainbow,

where he and Toto
lived happily ever after.

The end.

(COOING)

(SNORING)

Shh. I think he's asleep.

(WHIMPERING)

(SHRIEKING)

What's the matter, little babysaurus?

Maybe you're hungry?

Sure hope pterodactyls like
cherry soda pop.

(CRIES)

Hmm. Maybe you're more
of a root beer kind of guy.

(SHRIEKING IN THE DISTANCE)

(WHIMPERING)

Easy, Mom, it's okay.

I'm just the babysitter. Okay.

Don't worry.

Easy, Mom, easy.
This won't hurt. There.

(WHIRRING)

For ten thousand bucks this'd better be
one heck of a safari, O'Roarke.

Yeah! Better not be any snipe hunt!

(CHUCKLES)

The trophies you're gonna get
won't even fit in your living room.

BALOO:
And you don't fit into my lifestyle!

(HUFFS) Happy hunting, partner.

(WHIRRING)

What's with your partner?

Relax. I still got the map.

Just got to get another plane

and a load of dynamite.

Go on, go on, split! Cut out!

You got to get out of here before
the mean man comes back!

Don't you understand? Guns!

Bang, bang! They'll shoot you!

(MIMICKING GROANING)

(SQUEAKS)

You guys don't have any idea
what I'm talking about, do you?

(SHRIEKING)

Only one way to keep you
from getting shot.

And that's if you're not here to get shot.

(THUDDING)

(RUMBLING)

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to meet
a real dinosaur.

(SQUEAKING)

(SIGHING) Oh...

Guess this is goodbye.

Good night.

Sleep tight. Uh...

Don't let the Tyrannosauruses bite?

(WHIRRING)

Wildcat?

What happened to the jungle?

I didn't want the dinosaurs to get hurt.

Baloo? I stopped the water.

It's the hunters! Now, listen.

You want to get rid
of O'Roarke for good?

You got to tell those guys you never saw
a thing here. You got it?

Check. I never saw any
jungle pop out of the desert,

with all sorts of dinosaurs,
which I fed jellybeans to...

No, no! Okay, now listen.

Repeat after me.

What kind of scam is this?

I don't see any jungle.

If you don't believe me, ask them!

They saw it.

(RIFLE COCKING)

Hold it right there. You two see a jungle
full of dinosaurs around here?

Dinosaurs?

(GUFFAWING) Dinosaurs!

Ho, ho. That is the funniest thing
I ever heard. Ha ha!

Ha.

They're lying, it was here!

Nobody pulls a scam on us, O'Roarke.

No! Without that map we'll never
be able to find this place again!

You won't have to.

I wonder how your hide
will look on the floor by my fireplace.

(WHIRRING)

Hey, Wildcat? Whatcha doin'?

Oh, nothing.

That was a noble thing you did,
ol' buddy.

I know those critters meant a lot to you.

You got a lot of heart.

Thanks, Baloo.

(CRACKLING)

(EXPLOSION)

- What was that?
- Gee, I don't know.

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