TaleSpin (1990–1991): Season 1, Episode 53 - Baloo Thunder - full transcript

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[Shere Khan] Like a jungle,

a corporation is only as healthy
as the green it produces.

Last quarter,
our green dropped a leaf.



I trust that won't happen again.

Wilbury, give us an update
on the top-secret project

that will put us back in full bloom.

I seem to have left it
back in my office.

If you'll wait, I'll be right back.

I don't like waiting.

Sir, I just happen to have
a backup of the report with me.

Very good, Perry.
Continue where Wilbury left off.

As you see, Khan Industries
will set record profits this quarter

due chiefly to the
top-secret flying project,

which, once in mass production,

will definitely give us the edge
over our rival,

the Miniversal Corporation.

Here's something else I invented.
Very exciting.

Wow! Great, Buzz.

This is the best one of these
I've ever seen.

What is it?

The world's tiniest
super-powered electro pocket fan.

Doesn't look big enough
to cool off a flea circus.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

[click]

Whoa! Baloo!

Hold on, Little Britches!
Must be an off button around somewhere!

An off button.
Why didn't I think of that?

[Baloo grunting]

Yaaagh!

[crash]

Well, blow me down.

You should see it when I set it on high.
You can have it.

Thanks, Buzz. I don't know
how I could've lived without one.

Hey, what are friends for?

Um, what's this thing do?

It's my automatic garbage can,
but it's not quite...

- Help!
- ...perfected.

[Kit] Get me out of here!

- You're just full of great ideas, Buzz.
- Thanks.

When I'm not inventing for Mr. Khan,
I'm overflowing with stuff.

Wait! Another brilliant idea.

An electric toaster.

I think that's already been invented.

Oh, fiddlesticks.

- What's in here?
- Oh, no! That's top-secret.

Top-secret, huh?

Come on,
you can tell old Baloo.

No, no! Can't tell.

Swore on my Bunsen burner.

Well, let me guess.

How about a flying pig?
I always wanted to see one of those.

No. All I can say is that it's
my most brilliant invention yet.

Even more brilliant

than my electric tongue shaver
and lip polisher.

[Kit] Oh, boy, Baloo.
That Buzz is a crazy old coot,

but it was fun visiting him.

Yeah. He is kind of eccentric,
isn't he?

But I've known him all my life.

He even gave me one of these...
whatever it is.

Well, let's wind her up and see.

[clicking]

Look out! Incoming!

[whooshing]

[tires screech]

Woo-hoo!
I must have over-wound it a tad.

Is it safe to come out, Papa Bear?

[laughs]

[muffled] Yeah, it's safe.

Oh, now, where's some uranium-238
when you need it?

[Perry] Yeah, I've got
the million bucks.

No, Khan doesn't suspect a thing.

By this afternoon,
Miniversal will have in their possession

one top-secret project.

Oh, my! Oh, my.

This is bad, very bad.

Thief. Stealing invention.
Must do something. Must inform someone.

It seems a slight problem
has developed.

[laughs]

Security? This is Mr. Perry.

We have a spy in our midst.

[Khan] I'll be tending my jungle
for the rest of the day, Mrs. Snarley.

I do not wish to be disturbed for
anything less than a million dollars.

Yes, Mr. Khan. But remember,
you have that 4:00 meeting.

Trouble, serious. Help!

May I suggest decaf, Buzz?

Must see Mr. Khan.

Sorry, sweetie.
Khan gave orders not to be disturbed.

But this can't wait.
No time to lose.

[man] There he is!
You're coming with us.

No! I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm a loyal employee.

I'm even captain
of the company chess team.

- Hey! What the...?
- Batter up!

- Yow!
- Stop him!

- [alarm ringing]
- [guard] Halt or we'll shoot!

Open up, Buzz!
There's no way out!

[helicopter whirring]

[crash]

What the...?

Mr. Khan,
I'm afraid I have disturbing news.

Your top-secret project,
it's been stolen.

Do we know by whom, Mr. Perry?

Yes, sir. It's Buzz.

I've suspected the old guy
for some time.

Post a reward for his capture
and the return of my project.

And don't disappoint me.

A motorized toothbrush.
What'll Buzz think of next?

[engine chugging]

[sputtering]

Baloo. Baloo!

Thanks, Kit.
I was just cleaning the old ivories.

What's left of 'em.

Buzz is in big trouble.

They say he stole
Khan's secret project.

Aw, come on, I know Buzz.
He's no crook.

Then you're the only one who
believes it. What are we gonna do?

First we'll have to find him.

And I have a pretty good idea
where to look,

his favorite thinking spot
in the No Smoky Mountains.

[Baloo] Buzz? Buzz?!

If you can hear me, yell once!

If you can't, yell twice!

Are you sure we have the right place?

Hey!

Oooh!

Yeah. I'd say we're on the right track.

You all right, Papa Bear? Aah!

Don't move, Little Britches.
I'll give you a hand.

Uh-oh.

[grunting]

Whew! Close shave.

We'll have to keep a lookout
for more booby traps.

Maybe we should go home.

Nah, we'll be OK
now that we know what to look for.

Baloo!

[both scream]

[both screaming]

[Buzz] Baloo! Kit!

Nice of you to drop in. [grunting]

I didn't realize
it was you guys up there.

Would've disarmed the traps.

Gee, thanks.

Papa Bear, look!

Oh, that's the top-secret project
I didn't tell you about.

Wow! That's something.

Yes, but what, I don't know.

I'm either going to call it
a helicopter or...

...a Cuisinart.

Strange names.

Looks more like
an oversized eggbeater to me.

No, no. It's a flying machine.

Flying machine?

Oh, go on. Where are the wings?

Doesn't need wings.
Goes round and round and round...

Never mind, Buzz.
You're in big trouble.

Khan's people think you stole
this doohickey.

Oh, no, no.

I took it for safekeeping
so someone else wouldn't take it.

Glow in the dark furniture! Yes.

Save on light bulbs.
I've done it again.

Look, look. I got an idea.

I'll go find Khan
and explain everything to him.

How does that sound?

Buzz? Buzz?

Kit, take care of him till I get back.

Aye, aye, Baloo.

I need to see Mr. Khan, pronto.

Sure thing, sweetie.

I can squeeze you in
a week from Thursday.

But it's an emergency,
a matter of life and death!

In that case, a week from Wednesday.

I'm such a softie.

Can't wait that long, lady.
I have to see him now!

[clears throat] Don't mind me.
I'm Khanie's fiancée.

I'm just on my way to see poopsie.

[rip]

[chuckles] I seem to have a run
in my stocking.

[Baloo] Special delivery for Mr. Khan!

Must be the giant pin cushion
he ordered.

Let's see if it works.

[Baloo] Uh-oh.

[screaming]

[grunts]

You gotta let me see Mr. Khan.
Buzz is innocent.

He took the project
so it wouldn't be stolen!

You know where Buzz
and the secret project are?

Yeah, that's what
I've been trying to tell Khan.

Ouch!

Should I call security, Mr. Perry?

No, no. It's all right, Mrs. Snarley.
I'll handle it.

Ooh!

So Buzz is a friend of yours.

He's a friend of mine too.

- Really?
- Of course.

And I'd like to help him.
What are friends for?

Say, why don't you take me
to see Buzz?

And I'll straighten out
this whole misunderstanding.

Well, sure thing.
I'll fly you there right away.

No, we'll take my plane.
I can write off the mileage.

[Baloo] Boy, I'm sure lucky
I ran into you.

For a moment there, I thought
Buzz was gonna be in big trouble.

The opening's gotta
be around here somewheres.

[all yell]

Buzz! Buzz!

[Buzz grunts] Hello, Baloo.

I thought it looked familiar
from down here.

Buzz, good news!
Look who I brought.

Welcome. Make yourselves at home.

Seize them!

That top-secret project's mine at last.

Was it something I said?

You know, I think I've figured out
who it was I overheard on the phone.

So how we doing?

Fine, except I got this itch.
Do you mind?

Quiet. You're the only one
who knows how to fly this contraption.

You're gonna help me deliver it
to Miniversal Corporation.

Never! I'm a loyal company man.
I won't help you even if you torture us.

Ixnay on the orture-tay.
We don't wanna give him any ideas.

Quiet! I'd change my mind,
if I were you.

Khan's gonna blame you for everything.

If you help me,
I may get you a job at Miniversal.

Hey, I didn't say anything!

Yeah, well, you would've.

Long time no see, Little Britches.

[whispering] The knots are too tight.

Try my miniature Swiss Army
chainsaw in my left pocket.

[engine buzzes]

Time to taxi.

Stop them! I need that inventor!

[shouting]

[grunts]

[shouting]

Ohh!

Ooh!

Oh!

You OK?

Huh? Oh... yeah.

I'm... I'm fine.

Except for this headache.

By the way, who's Buzz?

[Kit] Uh-oh.

Can someone please
turn off the bell?

It's awfully loud in here.

Now remember, you're a guard.

I thought you said I was an inventor.

Sounds like he's still got
a few cobs in his web.

Hold it right there!

- Did you find them?
- Sure did!

[birds tweeting]

Go ahead. Fly us out of here!

Fly? But I'm a security guard.
I wish you'd make up your mind.

[Kit] Uh-oh. Trouble.

With a capital "P."

Move over. I'll fly this blender.
That is, if it can fly.

They've got the secret project!
Stop them!

Better make like a birdie, Baloo!

[guard screaming]

Must be that low-octane fuel.

Shoot it down!

No!

[guard screaming]

You know, I think I'm beginning
to get the hang of it.

Next stop, Khan Industries.

[Perry] Yes, I've spotted the thieves.

They're armed and dangerous
and heading to Cape Suzette.

Blow them out of the sky.

How you feeling, Buzz?

Oh, much better.

Even the ringing has stopped.
Oh, ringing!

Clothes that ring
when they need washing.

What a brilliant idea.

He's better, all right.

Here, you take the wheel.

No time, Papa Bear. Company!

Hey, it's only Khan's men.

Hi, this is Baloo.

And I've got something here
I'm returning to your boss.

Must not like working overtime.
Hold on, it's gonna get bumpy.

Hey! This baby can really move, Buzz!

[machine gun fire]

Definitely gonna have to get me
one of these thingies for Christmas.

And I just came by
to tell you how sorry I am

you've lost your secret project.

Funny thing.
I've got a secret project of my own

that should be developed
any minute now.

What do you think
of those apples, Khan?

[machine gun fire]

Looks like it's time
to play Follow the Leader.

[metal screeching]

[Perry] Mr. Baloo,
nice to see you again.

- Perry?
- Take a peek in your side-view mirror.

You can run, my friend,
but you can't hide.

Baloo!

I think it's time we found out
what this puppy can really do.

[all] Aaah!

Uh-oh.

Mr. Khan, there's someone
that keeps calling,

insisting that he has to see you.

[sighs] Tell him I'm busy.

Can't you see I'm with Mr. Sulton,
head of Miniversal?

[helicopter approaching]

Maybe you'd like to tell him yourself.

Hey, how's it going, Khanie?
I believe this belongs to you.

My secret project.

I had to take it, Mr. Khan,

to stop Mr. Perry from stealing it
and selling it to Miniversal.

Miniversal...

Mr. Khan, I've done it.

At risk to life and limb,
I got your secret project back.

What kind of double-cross is this?
I paid you a million dollars for it!

[gulps] Mr... Sulton?

Well... well... well.

Well, Buzz,
Khan's given you your job back,

and everything's on the up and up again.

Thanks to you, Baloo,
and everything you did.

Hey, it was nothing.

You're my...

Inflatable shoes
that can walk on water!

...buddy, when you're here.

- [door opens]
- [Khan clears throat]

You did Khan Industries
a great service, Mr. Baloo.

A token of my appreciation.

Hey, thanks, Khanie.
Catch you on easy street.

[Baloo laughs] Will you look
at this, Kit?

Mrs. Snarley, the gentleman
on his way out.

One moment, Mr. Baloo.
I believe there's a matter of expenses.

Expenses?

For example, the broken window.

Damage to Mr. Khan's office.

Repairs to the top-secret project.

And, of course, parking a Cuisinart
in a no-Cuisinart zone.

There, that should do it.

Have a nice day.

Papa Bear? Papa Bear?

[Baloo sobbing]

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