TaleSpin (1990–1991): Season 1, Episode 45 - Waiders of the Wost Tweasure - full transcript
- [thunderclap]
- [man chuckling]
Spin it!
[men vocalizing]
Let's begin it.
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ TaleSpin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ TaleSpin
♪ Friends for life
through thick and thin
♪ With another tale to spin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ TaleSpin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ TaleSpin
♪ All the trouble we get in
with another tale to spin
Spin it!
[vocalizing]
Spin it, my friend.
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
[rapid vocalizing]
♪ Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it when you're in it
♪ You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it
♪ So spin it!
♪ TaleSpin! ♪
[Baloo] I tell you, a great pilot like
me ought to have better things to do
than fly a load of souvenirs
to Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Well, I guess they can't crown a new
queen without souvenir paper weights.
They ought to sell souvenir maps. Last
time I went to Walla Walla Bing Bang,
I got lost for three days.
It's enough to make
your head spin. Whoa!
Hang onto your seat, Little Britches!
Hey! Watch your airspace, hotshot!
[woman chuckling]
That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me, old hedge-hopper.
- Plane Jane!
- That's Airplane Jane to you, Baloo.
- Who's Plane Jane?
- A pilot I used to know.
- Taught her everything she knows.
- Took about a minute.
I could fly rings around you any day.
Oh, yeah? Well,
I'd show you some real fancy flying,
but I got a special cargo onboard.
For Princess Grace
of Walla Walla Bing Bang.
I'm on a special mission
for Princess Grace.
What are you gonna do? Stand
beside her and make her look good?
[Jane] Well, me and Gracey went
to finishing school together.
You went to finishing school?
Yeah, well, I never finished.
The princess sent for me
to find something that's lost.
She's offering a big reward.
When I get to Walla Walla Bing Bang,
I'll tell 'em you're coming.
- So they have the crash crew ready.
- I bet she's not half as good as you.
Try telling her that. She's always
trying to prove she's better than me.
- Well, is she?
- Well... no. Not really.
It's just she sort of beat me
in a race once.
Easy. Let me explain.
[crowd cheering]
[Baloo] She and I were finalists in the
Great Armadillo Cook-Off and Air Rally.
Well, no sooner did we leave the turf,
then old Papa Bear pulls
into the lead.
The trick was to land and release
this dumb armadillo balloon.
I was way ahead of old Jane,
when she pulls this fast one on me.
That little trick won her the race.
Sounds pretty clever to me.
Why you so sore?
'Cause I wished I'd thought of it first.
Hey! If I can beat Jane to that reward,
she'll have to admit that I'm better.
Come on, Little Britches.
We're gonna see the queen.
And not just to deliver
a bunch of souvenirs.
- [yawns]
- [thudding]
Hey! Why don't you watch
where I'm going.
[grunting]
Miserable wretch. I am Prince Rudolf,
second in line to the throne
of Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Take it easy, Your High and Mightiness.
You're gonna raise
your blueblood pressure.
Hey! Easy on the threads.
[Baloo whizzing through the air]
[thudding]
- Are you all right, Baloo?
- They never laid a hand on me.
I hope the princess doesn't mind
if we drop in on her.
Hey, Gracey, it's good to see ya.
My long-lost cousin, Prince Rudolf,
has returned to Walla Walla Bing Bang
and challenged my right
to the throne.
As proof of the right to rule,
whoever can produce
the fabulous wuby wings
of Queen Maureen shall be crowned
at the coronation.
Hang on, Baloo! I gotcha!
I don't see why you need me, Gracey.
The wuby wings
were lost centuries ago,
hidden in the secret caves
of the Walla Walla Bing Bang Rockies.
But Rudolf stole a map
of the location of the treasure.
He keeps it hidden in a safe
in his weading woom.
- Weading woom?
- Weading woom?
The library. You know,
the woom with books.
Oh, the weading... reading room.
I promise a reward
of 10,000 Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles
to anyone who brings me
the wuby wings of Queen Maureen.
Ten thousand
Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles? Wow!
But the coronation is tomorrow.
How can I find the ruby rings by then?
- Wuby wings.
- Whatever.
Rudolf's throwing a ball tonight.
You can sneak in with the guests
- and find a map.
- Nothing I like better than a party.
Hey, careful, Little Britches!
It's slipping!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whew! That was close.
- Baloo! Are you all right?
- Come on! We've got a map to find.
- [classical music plays]
- [indistinct chattering]
You didn't say anything about this
being a costume party.
Let's split up and look for costumes.
We can meet inside.
- By the food.
- How will I know who's you?
If you see somebody you don't recognize,
that'll be me.
I ought to be able
to find something around here.
Now that's what I call a costume.
[laughs] Wait'll Baloo
gets a load of me in this.
Help! How do you make this thing walk?
Grace isn't the only one around here
who can be crowned.
I hope there's a door prize
for the best costume.
- Pardon me.
- [chuckles] Nice costume.
- I'm looking for the reading room.
- I'm kind of busy looking for someone.
Maybe we could get together later
and discuss literature.
You got a fly on your nose.
Wait a minute. The reading room.
That must've been Plane Jane.
No wonder I didn't recognize her.
She looks a lot better with a veil.
Princess Grace may try to steal the map
of the location of the wuby wings.
Mingle with the guests,
look for anything suspicious.
Be alert.
[safe beeps]
[Baloo] The map!
- [paper rustling]
- [grunting]
This thing must be stuck.
[both grunting and moaning]
[both crashing]
What do you think
you're doing here, Baloo?
Getting caught, same as you.
If you just let me have the map,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
- Me let go? I had it first!
- [guard] Silence!
- Ow!
- Good try, but I have a gun too.
Ow!
Yeah, you never can tell when you need
a good set of encyclopedias.
Let's get out of here before we run
into a whole elephant full of guards.
Hold your horses, Baloo.
I got a better idea.
Yeah, this is the
perfect disguise for us.
I'll be the head...
...and you can just be yourself.
[classical music continues playing]
Have you found any intruders?
How many times have you
patrolled the palace?
Only three?
Five. That's more like it.
The intruders have stolen the map,
Your Highness.
And our costume.
- Hey, where's the rest of me?
- [Rudolf] Grab them!
[both panting]
Next time you take off like that,
yell "giddyup."
You untie the Sea Duck
while I start the engines.
We'd be better off taking my plane.
Well, my half of the map
shows how to get where we're going.
Yeah, well, my half of the map
shows where we're going.
[Rudolf] Stop, you map robbers!
All right, all right.
We'll take your plane.
Stop splashing around
and prepare my blimp for flight.
They haven't eluded me yet.
[Baloo] Oh, I just remembered!
Kit's still back there.
Well, he's bound to be safer there
than here with you at the controls.
[Kit thumping] Hey!
Anybody got a can opener?
I'm running out of map.
We go through that pass, straight ahead.
Can you see a good way to get through?
Need help, huh?
Ouch!
You ought to give me
your half of the map.
If you had both halves,
then you wouldn't need me.
I don't need you! You need me!
[scoffs] You're making
me laugh. [screams]
That's a laugh?
- We're gonna crash!
- Maybe we should've taken your plane.
There's nowhere to tie up.
You better throw out the anchor.
Hey, I know what I'm doing.
So do I.
I think she's trying to trick me.
The entrance ought to be straight ahead.
Thanks for the info.
[panting] How do I get inside?
"Pull rope." Ha! Who needs a map?
This is gonna be easy.
[door creaking]
You'll never get anywhere
just hanging around.
[straining]
[screams]
[rock scraping]
Why don't you just stick around here
while I get the ruby rings.
I'll get even with you, Baloo.
Two doors? One of them must be a trap.
You're the one with the map.
Which is the door to the treasure?
That one.
Hold it. You wouldn't
tell me the right door.
But you'd know that I'd know that you
wouldn't tell me the right door.
So this is the right door.
[screaming]
That guy's got rocks in his head,
or he will if he stops running.
- [yelps]
- [rock rolling]
Phew! [grunts] That was close!
[rock splashing]
The map says to pull the chain.
It could be another trap.
After you.
- [straining] It won't budge!
- Out of my way.
I should've known
you couldn't handle this.
[straining]
- We need more weight.
- Huh! That's hard to believe.
I hate to say it, Baloo, but it
looks like we gotta work together.
All right. But once we pull this chain,
it's every pilot for himself.
- Herself.
- Whatever.
[chain screeching]
It's not ruby rings.
It's ruby wings.
Well, why didn't somebody say so?
[Rudolf] Why, it's perfectly clear...
...as long as you speak
Walla Walla Bing Bang.
You've made a fool of Prince Rudolf
for the last time!
- [wall grinding]
- [all shout]
- What are you doing, Baloo?
- You don't look much like a queen,
- but you'll do.
- Do what?
Look, you've gotta use the wings
to glide back to the Sea Duck.
It's the only way to get the wings back
to Grace so she can be crowned.
No way, Baloo.
I'm not gonna owe you one.
You take the wings. I'll stay behind.
This is no time to argue. Besides,
I'm too heavy to hang-glide.
That door is solid rock.
It'll take all day to break through it.
Battery operated.
What have you done with the ruby wings?
Hey, what happened to your accent?
You're not from Walla Walla Bing Bang!
The princess thinks
I'm her long-lost cousin. Ha!
When I stole that old map,
I thought I'd just steal a treasure.
But with the ruby wings,
I can steal a whole kingdom!
You're too late, fella.
The wings have flown.
That other pilot must have them.
Throw this imbecile out the window.
I think I liked that guy better
when I couldn't understand him.
Well, what do you think
of my flying now, Baloo?
No time for idle compliments.
We gotta get back for the coronation.
[gunfire resounding]
You better take the controls, Baloo.
It's your airplane.
You're doing just fine.
Fly straight for the blimp.
Stop him!
What are they doing to my blimp?
That ought to let
the air out of that windbag.
Whoa!
We're going down with the blimp!
Cut the rope!
Way to go, Baloo.
That was some flying.
You only forgot one thing.
The rock slide!
[Jane] She's too heavy.
We'll never make it on one engine.
- Better lose some weight!
- You mean weights.
[all shouting]
For recovering the fabulous wuby wings
of Queen Maureen,
I present to you the reward of 10,000
Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles!
- Hey, what about me?
- I present you
with a bill for 10,000 wubles
from the Ministry of Souvenirs.
For destroying our paper weights!
Ten thousand wubles? Rebecca's gonna
kill me when I get back to Cape Suzette.
This ought to cover it, Your Gracey.
After all, I never would have
found the ruby wings without you.
I guess I never
could have done it without you either.
You know, Baloo,
for a pushy loudmouthed slob,
you're a pretty nice guy.
Anybody ever tell you
your eyes sparkle when you're insulting?
[crashing]
[panting] I thought I'd
never get out of that costume.
Is the party over?
♪ TaleSpin
♪ TaleSpin
[men vocalizing]
♪ Another tale to spin
♪ TaleSpin
♪ TaleSpin
[vocalizing]
♪ Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
♪ TaleSpin ♪
- [man chuckling]
Spin it!
[men vocalizing]
Let's begin it.
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ TaleSpin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ TaleSpin
♪ Friends for life
through thick and thin
♪ With another tale to spin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ TaleSpin
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ TaleSpin
♪ All the trouble we get in
with another tale to spin
Spin it!
[vocalizing]
Spin it, my friend.
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
- ♪ Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
[rapid vocalizing]
♪ Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it when you're in it
♪ You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it
♪ So spin it!
♪ TaleSpin! ♪
[Baloo] I tell you, a great pilot like
me ought to have better things to do
than fly a load of souvenirs
to Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Well, I guess they can't crown a new
queen without souvenir paper weights.
They ought to sell souvenir maps. Last
time I went to Walla Walla Bing Bang,
I got lost for three days.
It's enough to make
your head spin. Whoa!
Hang onto your seat, Little Britches!
Hey! Watch your airspace, hotshot!
[woman chuckling]
That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me, old hedge-hopper.
- Plane Jane!
- That's Airplane Jane to you, Baloo.
- Who's Plane Jane?
- A pilot I used to know.
- Taught her everything she knows.
- Took about a minute.
I could fly rings around you any day.
Oh, yeah? Well,
I'd show you some real fancy flying,
but I got a special cargo onboard.
For Princess Grace
of Walla Walla Bing Bang.
I'm on a special mission
for Princess Grace.
What are you gonna do? Stand
beside her and make her look good?
[Jane] Well, me and Gracey went
to finishing school together.
You went to finishing school?
Yeah, well, I never finished.
The princess sent for me
to find something that's lost.
She's offering a big reward.
When I get to Walla Walla Bing Bang,
I'll tell 'em you're coming.
- So they have the crash crew ready.
- I bet she's not half as good as you.
Try telling her that. She's always
trying to prove she's better than me.
- Well, is she?
- Well... no. Not really.
It's just she sort of beat me
in a race once.
Easy. Let me explain.
[crowd cheering]
[Baloo] She and I were finalists in the
Great Armadillo Cook-Off and Air Rally.
Well, no sooner did we leave the turf,
then old Papa Bear pulls
into the lead.
The trick was to land and release
this dumb armadillo balloon.
I was way ahead of old Jane,
when she pulls this fast one on me.
That little trick won her the race.
Sounds pretty clever to me.
Why you so sore?
'Cause I wished I'd thought of it first.
Hey! If I can beat Jane to that reward,
she'll have to admit that I'm better.
Come on, Little Britches.
We're gonna see the queen.
And not just to deliver
a bunch of souvenirs.
- [yawns]
- [thudding]
Hey! Why don't you watch
where I'm going.
[grunting]
Miserable wretch. I am Prince Rudolf,
second in line to the throne
of Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Take it easy, Your High and Mightiness.
You're gonna raise
your blueblood pressure.
Hey! Easy on the threads.
[Baloo whizzing through the air]
[thudding]
- Are you all right, Baloo?
- They never laid a hand on me.
I hope the princess doesn't mind
if we drop in on her.
Hey, Gracey, it's good to see ya.
My long-lost cousin, Prince Rudolf,
has returned to Walla Walla Bing Bang
and challenged my right
to the throne.
As proof of the right to rule,
whoever can produce
the fabulous wuby wings
of Queen Maureen shall be crowned
at the coronation.
Hang on, Baloo! I gotcha!
I don't see why you need me, Gracey.
The wuby wings
were lost centuries ago,
hidden in the secret caves
of the Walla Walla Bing Bang Rockies.
But Rudolf stole a map
of the location of the treasure.
He keeps it hidden in a safe
in his weading woom.
- Weading woom?
- Weading woom?
The library. You know,
the woom with books.
Oh, the weading... reading room.
I promise a reward
of 10,000 Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles
to anyone who brings me
the wuby wings of Queen Maureen.
Ten thousand
Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles? Wow!
But the coronation is tomorrow.
How can I find the ruby rings by then?
- Wuby wings.
- Whatever.
Rudolf's throwing a ball tonight.
You can sneak in with the guests
- and find a map.
- Nothing I like better than a party.
Hey, careful, Little Britches!
It's slipping!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whew! That was close.
- Baloo! Are you all right?
- Come on! We've got a map to find.
- [classical music plays]
- [indistinct chattering]
You didn't say anything about this
being a costume party.
Let's split up and look for costumes.
We can meet inside.
- By the food.
- How will I know who's you?
If you see somebody you don't recognize,
that'll be me.
I ought to be able
to find something around here.
Now that's what I call a costume.
[laughs] Wait'll Baloo
gets a load of me in this.
Help! How do you make this thing walk?
Grace isn't the only one around here
who can be crowned.
I hope there's a door prize
for the best costume.
- Pardon me.
- [chuckles] Nice costume.
- I'm looking for the reading room.
- I'm kind of busy looking for someone.
Maybe we could get together later
and discuss literature.
You got a fly on your nose.
Wait a minute. The reading room.
That must've been Plane Jane.
No wonder I didn't recognize her.
She looks a lot better with a veil.
Princess Grace may try to steal the map
of the location of the wuby wings.
Mingle with the guests,
look for anything suspicious.
Be alert.
[safe beeps]
[Baloo] The map!
- [paper rustling]
- [grunting]
This thing must be stuck.
[both grunting and moaning]
[both crashing]
What do you think
you're doing here, Baloo?
Getting caught, same as you.
If you just let me have the map,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
- Me let go? I had it first!
- [guard] Silence!
- Ow!
- Good try, but I have a gun too.
Ow!
Yeah, you never can tell when you need
a good set of encyclopedias.
Let's get out of here before we run
into a whole elephant full of guards.
Hold your horses, Baloo.
I got a better idea.
Yeah, this is the
perfect disguise for us.
I'll be the head...
...and you can just be yourself.
[classical music continues playing]
Have you found any intruders?
How many times have you
patrolled the palace?
Only three?
Five. That's more like it.
The intruders have stolen the map,
Your Highness.
And our costume.
- Hey, where's the rest of me?
- [Rudolf] Grab them!
[both panting]
Next time you take off like that,
yell "giddyup."
You untie the Sea Duck
while I start the engines.
We'd be better off taking my plane.
Well, my half of the map
shows how to get where we're going.
Yeah, well, my half of the map
shows where we're going.
[Rudolf] Stop, you map robbers!
All right, all right.
We'll take your plane.
Stop splashing around
and prepare my blimp for flight.
They haven't eluded me yet.
[Baloo] Oh, I just remembered!
Kit's still back there.
Well, he's bound to be safer there
than here with you at the controls.
[Kit thumping] Hey!
Anybody got a can opener?
I'm running out of map.
We go through that pass, straight ahead.
Can you see a good way to get through?
Need help, huh?
Ouch!
You ought to give me
your half of the map.
If you had both halves,
then you wouldn't need me.
I don't need you! You need me!
[scoffs] You're making
me laugh. [screams]
That's a laugh?
- We're gonna crash!
- Maybe we should've taken your plane.
There's nowhere to tie up.
You better throw out the anchor.
Hey, I know what I'm doing.
So do I.
I think she's trying to trick me.
The entrance ought to be straight ahead.
Thanks for the info.
[panting] How do I get inside?
"Pull rope." Ha! Who needs a map?
This is gonna be easy.
[door creaking]
You'll never get anywhere
just hanging around.
[straining]
[screams]
[rock scraping]
Why don't you just stick around here
while I get the ruby rings.
I'll get even with you, Baloo.
Two doors? One of them must be a trap.
You're the one with the map.
Which is the door to the treasure?
That one.
Hold it. You wouldn't
tell me the right door.
But you'd know that I'd know that you
wouldn't tell me the right door.
So this is the right door.
[screaming]
That guy's got rocks in his head,
or he will if he stops running.
- [yelps]
- [rock rolling]
Phew! [grunts] That was close!
[rock splashing]
The map says to pull the chain.
It could be another trap.
After you.
- [straining] It won't budge!
- Out of my way.
I should've known
you couldn't handle this.
[straining]
- We need more weight.
- Huh! That's hard to believe.
I hate to say it, Baloo, but it
looks like we gotta work together.
All right. But once we pull this chain,
it's every pilot for himself.
- Herself.
- Whatever.
[chain screeching]
It's not ruby rings.
It's ruby wings.
Well, why didn't somebody say so?
[Rudolf] Why, it's perfectly clear...
...as long as you speak
Walla Walla Bing Bang.
You've made a fool of Prince Rudolf
for the last time!
- [wall grinding]
- [all shout]
- What are you doing, Baloo?
- You don't look much like a queen,
- but you'll do.
- Do what?
Look, you've gotta use the wings
to glide back to the Sea Duck.
It's the only way to get the wings back
to Grace so she can be crowned.
No way, Baloo.
I'm not gonna owe you one.
You take the wings. I'll stay behind.
This is no time to argue. Besides,
I'm too heavy to hang-glide.
That door is solid rock.
It'll take all day to break through it.
Battery operated.
What have you done with the ruby wings?
Hey, what happened to your accent?
You're not from Walla Walla Bing Bang!
The princess thinks
I'm her long-lost cousin. Ha!
When I stole that old map,
I thought I'd just steal a treasure.
But with the ruby wings,
I can steal a whole kingdom!
You're too late, fella.
The wings have flown.
That other pilot must have them.
Throw this imbecile out the window.
I think I liked that guy better
when I couldn't understand him.
Well, what do you think
of my flying now, Baloo?
No time for idle compliments.
We gotta get back for the coronation.
[gunfire resounding]
You better take the controls, Baloo.
It's your airplane.
You're doing just fine.
Fly straight for the blimp.
Stop him!
What are they doing to my blimp?
That ought to let
the air out of that windbag.
Whoa!
We're going down with the blimp!
Cut the rope!
Way to go, Baloo.
That was some flying.
You only forgot one thing.
The rock slide!
[Jane] She's too heavy.
We'll never make it on one engine.
- Better lose some weight!
- You mean weights.
[all shouting]
For recovering the fabulous wuby wings
of Queen Maureen,
I present to you the reward of 10,000
Walla Walla Bing Bang wubles!
- Hey, what about me?
- I present you
with a bill for 10,000 wubles
from the Ministry of Souvenirs.
For destroying our paper weights!
Ten thousand wubles? Rebecca's gonna
kill me when I get back to Cape Suzette.
This ought to cover it, Your Gracey.
After all, I never would have
found the ruby wings without you.
I guess I never
could have done it without you either.
You know, Baloo,
for a pushy loudmouthed slob,
you're a pretty nice guy.
Anybody ever tell you
your eyes sparkle when you're insulting?
[crashing]
[panting] I thought I'd
never get out of that costume.
Is the party over?
♪ TaleSpin
♪ TaleSpin
[men vocalizing]
♪ Another tale to spin
♪ TaleSpin
♪ TaleSpin
[vocalizing]
♪ Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
♪ TaleSpin ♪