Tacoma FD (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 1 - Pirate World FD - full transcript
The team must convince Captain Eddie to join them so that they can return to their burned-down station.
♪ happy birthday, dear ella ♪
- Bah-gah!
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
- Bah-gah! Now,
go for it, ella.
no, no, not silly string!
Hey, no, no!
Oh, my god! Oh, my
god!
Get this thing off of me!
I don't want to
die!
- Everyone, stay back.
- All right, he's good!
He's good, he's good!
- Okay, pal, let's get you up.
- You all right in there?
- Whoo, hey.
Everything's fine.
Nothing to see herrre.
- It's just a parrot who
got a little bit charrred.
- Oh, whoa, whoa,
it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
- This happens every month.
- Every sign a waiver?
Did y'all sign a waiver?
- Oh, no. It-it's okay.
He's okay. He's fine.
He's fine. He's fine.
- ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
♪ check it and see ♪
♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
- Oh, man.
I'm really never gonna
see my puppets again.
- You okay?
- The fiery mascot really
brought back bad memories.
The smell of burning felt
really turned my stomach.
- Aw, I know it's painful, but
it'll get better with time.
- It's been 14 months.
When is the hurtin' gonna stop?
hi, gampy.
- Is that my favorite
fire-fighting pirate?
- Commish.
Tell the commish I said hi.
- Gampy, ike says hi.
- Who the hell is ike?
- You know ike.
I work with him.
- Oh. Uh, hello, sir.
- That's one of the idiots
that burned down my station!
- It's... it's not ike.
Tell him it's not... stop.
- Stop what?
- You're looking
at someone else.
This isn't ike. Lucy!
Turn the phone around.
What's the matter with you?
- Oh, oh, oh. Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Say it was a different ike.
- What's up, gampy?
- What happened to the mascot?
- Oh, petey the parrot, chief.
- I don't care. What happened?
- Costume caught
fire. Silly string.
- Fucking silly string.
It's worse than glitter.
You guys are supposed to monitor
Candle-lightings at
birthday parties.
- We had two
heat-exhaustion calls.
And that stupid dickhead parrot
was supposed to wait for us.
- Chief, can I speak to you?
- Uh, we got to go check
davy jones' locker.
His torches might be
burning too hot, so...
- I don't need an
excuse. Just leave.
- Sorry, chief.
- okay. Great.
Chief.
- What happened today
At the birthday arrrchipelago?
- Silly string fire.
- Ah, fuckin' silly string, huh?
nothing
good comes from it.
and, uh, where was your crew?
- Well, we had multiple
heat-exhaustion calls.
And paulie jumped the
gun on the candles.
He was supposed to wait, so...
- Paulie who?
- The parrot.
Paulie the parrot.
- It's petey.
- Oh, my bad.
Petey is my nephew.
So how do I explain
that to his mother?
- Well, hopefully his mother
is one of those parrots
- That speaks english.
- really?
Do you mind if we parley, terry?
I'm starting to
get the impression
That you don't like this job.
- That's not true, sir.
- You don't know
the mascot's name.
- Pete the parakeet.
- Petey the parrot.
Pirates have parrots,
not parakeets.
- What's the difference?
- I don't know, actually.
This is a special place, terry.
I need someone who's gonna
loot and plunder with me
On this voyage.
- Well, I will loot and plunder
with you on the voyage, sir.
- Good, 'cause life is too short
To do things you don't
want to do, terry.
And I'm sure you
don't want to make me
Make you walk the plank.
- What?
- I'm joking. Oh, come on.
Sometimes I can make a pirate
joke, too, you landlubber.
- hey.
- Right?
- Just batten down
the hatches, hmm?
Not a joke.
- Okay.
- Hey. What did skipper say?
- Dead men tell no tales.
- Ha ha! "weekend
at bernie's," yeah.
- I got some good
news from gampy.
The rebuild on
station 24 is done.
- Good for the tfd.
- That's not all.
Turns out they're understaffed.
He said it would be a headache
To pull people from
other stations,
So I suggested he take us back.
- Ha! Yeah right. He
would never do that.
- He said yes!
- Oh! Stop lying.
- What?
- Yes!
- We're all going back to
station 24, just like that?
it's
almost too easy, luce.
- What about andy?
Is andy coming back?
- No, no, definitely not...
He's working full-time
For his uncle's
carpet company now.
- I thought he
didn't love that job.
- No, he's in the showroom now,
And apparently it's
pretty low-key.
- Oh, is that what
he's looking for?
Something low-key?
- Low-key's cool.
So, dad, what do you say?
- Best of luck to you.
- Oh, come on.
You hate this job.
- I don't hate this job.
- Is this about uncle eddie?
- Eddie has nothing
to do with it.
- We can get him
to come back, too.
- It's not about eddie!
Besides, I hear he's
got a new job, so...
- Okay, well, gampy said
we can go to the station.
So why don't you come with us
And see what they've done to it?
Wow. Both: Whoa!
- Unbelievable.
- This is amazing.
- Son of a bitch.
- This is our station.
- Shiny!
- oh, baby!
A lot different than
when we last saw it, huh?
- Yeah. There's
actually a roof.
look at this...
New workbench, washer-dryer.
- Granny, what's
wrong, man. You okay?
- I just got a little shiver
Remembering my
puppets, you know?
- Just take it slow, man.
Lot to take in.
Aw, man.
What the hell?
Didn't the door used to be here?
- Oh, I heard for
structural reasons,
They had to move everything
a few inches to the left.
- Yeah. No, I've heard of
that. That makes sense.
You can kind of tell.
- Huh.
- Whoo.
- So?
- It looks good.
- Yeah?
- We should burn down
our station more often.
Hey, you guys!
Look at this.
Whoa! They redid everything.
Are you kidding me?
Look at the kitchen!
It's brand-new.
And new chairs! Whoo!
Wait, there's a
vibrating button.
- Ha. Eddie always
wanted one of those.
I'm gonna go look around.
All right.
I'm gonna go check
out the bunk room.
Damn!
It really is a game of inches.
- Certainly seems like there's
more space around here.
- Right?
Oh!
- Granny, why
didn't you save us?
- You let us burn!
Shame! Shame!
- What?
- Uh, it's just...
I'm really impressed
with this new fridge.
- Whoo.
- Hey, guys.
There's a great new
captain's office.
Eddie would love it.
Oh, and there's actually a
bidet in the chief's bathroom,
Which I know he'd want to use.
- Yeah, but what did you think?
I think
I miss the place.
I'm coming back to station 24.
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- Awesome!
- Yay.
- On one condition.
Eddie comes back, too.
He was my right-hand
man after all.
- Okay.
Let's go get uncle eddie.
All right!
- Whoo! Getting the
team back together!
- Whoo! Oh.
- Oh, jesus.
- Wait, this was a push
before, though, right?
- His blood pressure's dropping.
We're losing too much blood.
- I know, I'll
give him my blood.
- Will that work?
- Absolutely. I'm o-negative.
- Don't go to the light!
- Rhonda, this
isn't how it works.
- Research says people
don't know how it works,
So it's okay.
- Yeah, but if she gave him
A person-to-person
transfusion like this...
the
chances of her killing him
Are remarkably high...
Like, he's gonna die.
- People don't care, eddie.
All right. Uh, let's cut.
Uh, can we get nick up in here
With some more soot, please?
- Okay.
- Ed penisi,
technical consultant.
- Hey! What's up, guys?
- Oh, cap, when you
said you were working
For a different fire department,
This is not what I pictured.
Looks like a tv
show or something.
- It's the new rhonda shimes
spin-off of "pittsburgh fd."
It's called "pittsburgh
fd: Seattle."
It's pretty good.
- Oh, cool.
- Huh?
- Oh.
- Whoo. Look at uncle eddie.
You've gotten so big... Time.
- Yeah. Little
more sitting around
Than I'm used to, but
I'm not complaining.
- Hey, captain eddie.
Thanks for the tip with
the helmet earlier.
I owe you one.
- Yeah, you got it, cassie.
- Wait, cap. Who's that
girl? I think I know her.
- Oh, that's cassie
carrison, the lead actress.
She's a crossover from
"pittsburgh fd: Austin."
- No way. Cool.
- Oh, that's why.
- She's huge in australia.
- Was she in "dugglywumps"?
- Yes.
And also she was on that
australian soap opera
"great barrier reef housewives"
or something like that.
I don't know. Oh,
thank you, hannah.
I love this gig...
Best gig I've ever had.
Wild horses couldn't
drag me away.
- This is free?
- Every day.
- Cap, this job is "noyce."
- So, anyway, the
station's ready.
I'm gonna go back,
and I was thinkin'
We shouldn't go back
without our captain, right?
- You expect me to
leave all of this?
They lent me a convertible.
- Oh, wow.
- Thanks, hannah.
- You should see
the station, though.
Your office is redone.
There's vibrating buttons
on the lounge chairs now.
Oh, and I have a
bidet in my bathroom.
You can use it
whenever you want.
- I have a bidet in my trailer.
- Cap, this is so awesome.
I can't believe you...
- Ike, zip it.
- No, I know. I-I...
- Lucy, he's right.
I love it here.
I get to pitch
rhonda shimes ideas.
I'm learning all
kinds of new things.
- Points! Points!
- A little warning, pal.
- Yeah.
- That actually was the
warning... "points."
That means watch your back,
something's coming through.
- Listen, I was saying,
It would be great
if you came back.
- My father fired me.
- We could get him
to change his mind.
- He owes me an apology.
- He's not gonna
apologize to you.
- Then I'm not coming back.
- Hey, eddie, can you help
me get these suspenders off?
I can't figure them out.
- I'll be right there, cass.
- Cheers, legend.
- Cheers, big ears.
actors, am I right?
- Wow.
- Take it easy.
okay,
best job ever.
- Ike, shut up.
- He wants an apology
from his father?
There's no way.
- There is a way.
You got to grovel. You
want me to grovel for him?
- If you want to get
him back here, yes.
That's what I did
to get us back here.
Hey, sometimes it's worth it.
- Did you see his ass?
I know,
right? It's huge.
What's in there, pudding?
oh, man.
Granny...
- Hmm?
You okay, man? You seem tired.
- I just haven't been
sleeping well lately.
- I think we've got something
that's gonna cheer you up.
- Okay, granny, ike
and I got you something
To make you feel more at
home in the new station.
- Come on.
- Come on, you didn't
have to do this.
- Eh, it's an
present. Come on, man.
- I didn't even get
you guys anything.
- Nah, just open it.
- Don't worry about it
Come on.
oh, my!
A brand-new fireman bob puppet?
Thanks, guys.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
Granny...
- Don't let him
burn, too, asshole.
- Aah!
I can't take it anymore.
I see dead puppets.
Everywhere!
- Granny, wait. Granny!
- Are you fucking crazy?
An apology?
- Wolf boykins is the one
who blew up the station.
- And eddie was the
captain on duty.
- And I was the chief.
- And I ain't apologizing
to you either.
The only reason
you're coming back
Is because of my perfect,
angelic granddaughter
Used her sorcery on me.
- Dad. May I call you dad?
- No.
- Eddie wants to come back.
- How about you apologize to me?
- For what?
- For quitting.
- No way.
- Grovel.
- I'm sorry for quitting.
- Say you'll never quit again.
- I will never quit again.
- "thank you for making me chief
Because I married
your daughter."
- I am not saying that.
- You want eddie
back, you'll say it.
Thank you for making me chief
Because I married your daughter.
- Okay.
I accept your apology.
- You do?
- Yeah.
Groveling is not a good
look on you, terry.
- So you'll apologize
to eddie, though?
- You're so pathetic that,
yes, I will apologize.
- As long as he
apologizes to me first.
- For what?
- For burning down my station!
- Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
- Damn it! Come on!
This meteor's too hot!
It's melting the forceps.
- His oxygen's low.
We need to hurry!
Damn you, meteorite!
- Rhonda, technically, if
a meteor hits somebody,
They would die instantly.
And, of course,
if they survived,
Anything hot enough
to melt those forceps
Would burn right through
his chest cavity.
- Thanks for that, eddie.
Hey, I hear the beef-jerky truck
Just showed up.
Why don't you grab something?
- Come on!
- Where do they
keep coming from?
Okay, sure. Yeah.
Take me next time!
- Yeah, buddy, I will take...
- Hey, eddie.
- Hey, terry.
Hang on a second.
Mango habanero bag, please.
- You want some beef jerky?
- Yeah, always.
Let me get that.
- Hey, I told you,
everything's free... here.
- A truck full of
free beef jerky?
- Mm-hmm.
- You really do
have it good here.
- That I do.
- Listen, the reason I
came here is to tell you
That your father has
agreed to apologize to you.
- He did?
- Yeah.
- Jerky.
- Mm. Thank you.
Wow.
- Provided...
You apologize to him, too.
- For what?
- The station burning down.
- Not gonna happen.
- Hey, hey, what do you
mean "not gonna happen"?
What are you talkin' about?
Hey, I humiliated
myself for you.
- Not my problem.
- Hey, wait a minute.
Hey! Don't you
walk away from me.
Hey, it is your problem.
- Terry mcconky, this
is rhonda shimes,
Creator of the show.
- Oh.
- The terry mcconky?
Eddie's always
going on about you.
"terry this, terry that."
- Oh.
Rhonda, uh, my wife, vicky,
and I very much enjoy
Your programs.
We've watched all 32
seasons of "grey's academy."
Yeah, so...
- What's happening, eddie?
- The air bottles
have run out of air.
Hang on.
- Oh.
- Damn it, eddie, I went in
there and ate crow for you.
He did the thing where
he makes you repeat
What he says, even
though you don't want to.
- Oh, I hate when he does that.
- I did that for you!
- Good. You should have.
- What does that mean?
All right, all right.
- Did you ever think that
maybe you're to blame
For this, too?
- Me?
- You quit.
You didn't help
me because you had
One foot out the
door to pirate world.
- I had nothing to do
with you getting fired.
That was between
you and your father.
- Yeah? Well, I'm
not coming back.
And you can thank
yourself for that.
- You know, eddie,
the only bigger ass
Around here than
you is your ass.
hot points.
- Hot points you! I'm
going back to pirate world.
- That your mate?
- No, he's not my mate.
Ah, damn it.
- What's going on?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- There he is.
Thanks for coming, man.
- We know you've
been struggling,
So we wanted to connect
you to your ghost
So you can lay it to rest.
We're gonna have a séance.
- You guys, I don't
need a séance.
- Come on, please,
sit down. Join us.
- All right.
- Okay.
Fine.
- So we're gonna
connect to your puppets.
This is gonna be for the best.
- This is a wa-gee board.
Apparently it's magic. We
haven't tried it yet, but...
- Never done this
before, so, um...
- We're just gonna dive
in. Three, two, let's go.
- Fireman bob, if
you're out there,
We seek to connect with you.
Both: Are you here...
- With us?
- Right now?
- Okay, uh, my arms feel
Like they are just
floating right now.
Granny, this is freaky.
I swear to god I am not
moving this thing at all.
- Uh, y?
Y.
- This is...
A little scary and
pretty exciting.
- E.
- I think it's trying
to spell something.
Let...
- D? What does "yed" mean?
D?
- Hey, you guys.
You know what?
- You said for sure.
- We don't need to
do this. It's okay.
- Why don't we talk to
fireman bob directly?
- Yes. There is another way.
granny, if you'll indulge us
One more time.
- Fireman bob, we
are here to connect
And just are gonna keep
our eyes closed in prayer
And... and love and
deep understanding
And all things...
- If we open our eyes, and
we say three, two, one.
- Oh, god!
- It's okay, granny.
It's okay. It's okay.
He's here to forgive you.
- Do you think I'm
a crazy person?
- No.
- Do you think I need
Forgiveness from a burnt puppet?
- You've been seeing
ghosts, granny.
- Ugh, look, I've been
struggling with my memories,
And that's understandable.
But it doesn't mean that I think
That my puppets are ghosts.
That's insane.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Not in front of him.
I mean, we want to keep
him in this dimension.
We don't want...
- Okay, look.
I appreciate what you
guys are doing, all right?
But most of all, I'm just glad
to be back here with you guys.
I love you, all right?
I'ma be all right.
But did you have to go and
burn a perfectly new puppet?
- We had good intentions.
- I know you did.
- Thanks for coming, granny.
Oh, well, you blew that.
- I told you the
puppet was a bad idea.
- He's really freaking
me out, actually.
Yeah. Let me get rid of it.
- Wow.
I like what they've
done with the place.
- Oh, you got to be
fucking kidding me!
- What the hell
are you doing here?
- Lucy...
Told me they were doing the
big ribbon-cutting ceremony
For the new station.
She said they had
The big scissors waiting for me.
I've been "parent trapped."
- She said she found
my recipe-nisi book
And that it didn't
burn in the fire.
Was that a "parent trap"?
- It was.
And your book did burn.
- "parent trap."
- I don't appreciate being
"parent trapped," young lady.
- You two should be
ashamed of yourselves.
Dad put himself out there,
and you both crapped on him,
And now he's gone, and
you're gonna fix it.
Gampy, apologize.
- No way.
- You set an example right now.
Sorry I fired you...
When you burned down my station.
- Okay.
- Close enough.
You, apologize.
- No way.
- Apologize!
- Okay. Jeez.
I'm sorry you think I
burned down the station,
When you know it
was wolf boykins.
- Close enough.
Now figure out how you're
gonna get my dad back here.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
She really knows
how to get to me.
Jeez, your ass is huge.
- What? It's muscle.
- Thank you, jeff.
- Are churros free?
- For me, it is.
- Seems like a pretty
good place to work.
- There some reason you're here?
- So I was thinking about
going back to station 24,
And I was wondering if you
wanted to come with me.
- Did you dad apologize to you?
- Yeah. Lucy tricked us.
- "parent trap"?
- Yeah, a good one.
- Good for her.
- All right, terry...
- What are you doing?
- Terry mcconky...
- Oh, jesus.
- Will you make me
The happiest fire
captain in the world
And say yes to coming back
to station 24 with me?
- Say "terry, you're
the best chief ever."
- Ha ha ha ha. Okay,
we're doing this?
- Yeah.
- Terry, you're the
best chief ever.
- "terry, you won the
shrimp-eating contest in 1997."
- Terry, you won the
shrimp-eating contest
Back in 1997.
- Say "terry, I will never
have sex in your office."
- Terry, I will never
have sex in your office.
- That's a lot to promise.
Think you can live up to it?
- That's how much
you mean to me.
And, yes, I do.
- Eh, get up.
- Ahh.
Ah. Oh, my god.
That's so weird.
How did that happen?
- Yeah, I figured.
Friends?
All right, peace
offering. Have a churro.
- It's... churro.
- Yeah, churro.
That's what I said.
- No, no. Choo-ro.
- Chor-o. That's
what I'm saying.
- Okay. And thank
you. I accept.
Although I probably shouldn't,
'cause I got to dump
some junk from my trunk.
- I was gonna say that.
You're lookin' a
little haunch-y.
- It's very haunch-y.
Here you go, parrot.
- Yeah, thanks, bubble butt.
- What did you say?
- Oh!
- Okay. All right.
Wow. Your ass really
packs a wallop.
- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah. Let's get out of here.
Here.
- Hey, look at this guy, huh?
- Whoa-ho-ho.
- The old uniform makes
your butt look smaller.
- I know it. Slimming.
- Oh.
- Man, it feels good
to be back in uniform.
You look good, too, chiefy.
- Thank you.
Hey, aren't rhonda shimes
and "pittsburgh fd: Seattle"
Gonna miss you?
- Ah, who cares?
They never listened
to what I said.
I think I was just eye
candy.
- Box alarm, engine
24, rescue 42,
Respond on the box.
- Let's do it.
- Priority one, to
29th street and lotus.
- It's a pull. Ah,
I'm getting it.
Oh! So close.
- Come on.
- Hey, who's gonna be
the technical consultant
On that tv show?
- Ah, well, it just so happens
I found them a replacement.
I think he's gonna
be perfect for them.
- And eddie really
recommended this guy?
Not sure why.
- Now, here's a tip
from a real firefighter.
So there I am... I'm
on the 60th floor
By myself.
- Hold on, mate.
There's no buildings
that tall in seattle.
- Not important.
- So I'm up there on the
60th floor by myself...
- Wait a minute. Didn't
you work in tacoma?
- You guys are really getting
hung up on the details.
The point I'm trying to make
is when you deliver that line,
It's got to be epic.
Can I give you a line read?
- Sure.
- The only way that
fire's gonna win...
Is over my dead body.
And scene. Huh?
- Great, yeah. Perfect.
- Points!
- Oh! My scapula!
- Yeah, can we get an
ambo for dingo over here?
- It's wolf.
- Bah-gah!
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
- Bah-gah! Now,
go for it, ella.
no, no, not silly string!
Hey, no, no!
Oh, my god! Oh, my
god!
Get this thing off of me!
I don't want to
die!
- Everyone, stay back.
- All right, he's good!
He's good, he's good!
- Okay, pal, let's get you up.
- You all right in there?
- Whoo, hey.
Everything's fine.
Nothing to see herrre.
- It's just a parrot who
got a little bit charrred.
- Oh, whoa, whoa,
it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
- This happens every month.
- Every sign a waiver?
Did y'all sign a waiver?
- Oh, no. It-it's okay.
He's okay. He's fine.
He's fine. He's fine.
- ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
♪ check it and see ♪
♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
- Oh, man.
I'm really never gonna
see my puppets again.
- You okay?
- The fiery mascot really
brought back bad memories.
The smell of burning felt
really turned my stomach.
- Aw, I know it's painful, but
it'll get better with time.
- It's been 14 months.
When is the hurtin' gonna stop?
hi, gampy.
- Is that my favorite
fire-fighting pirate?
- Commish.
Tell the commish I said hi.
- Gampy, ike says hi.
- Who the hell is ike?
- You know ike.
I work with him.
- Oh. Uh, hello, sir.
- That's one of the idiots
that burned down my station!
- It's... it's not ike.
Tell him it's not... stop.
- Stop what?
- You're looking
at someone else.
This isn't ike. Lucy!
Turn the phone around.
What's the matter with you?
- Oh, oh, oh. Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Say it was a different ike.
- What's up, gampy?
- What happened to the mascot?
- Oh, petey the parrot, chief.
- I don't care. What happened?
- Costume caught
fire. Silly string.
- Fucking silly string.
It's worse than glitter.
You guys are supposed to monitor
Candle-lightings at
birthday parties.
- We had two
heat-exhaustion calls.
And that stupid dickhead parrot
was supposed to wait for us.
- Chief, can I speak to you?
- Uh, we got to go check
davy jones' locker.
His torches might be
burning too hot, so...
- I don't need an
excuse. Just leave.
- Sorry, chief.
- okay. Great.
Chief.
- What happened today
At the birthday arrrchipelago?
- Silly string fire.
- Ah, fuckin' silly string, huh?
nothing
good comes from it.
and, uh, where was your crew?
- Well, we had multiple
heat-exhaustion calls.
And paulie jumped the
gun on the candles.
He was supposed to wait, so...
- Paulie who?
- The parrot.
Paulie the parrot.
- It's petey.
- Oh, my bad.
Petey is my nephew.
So how do I explain
that to his mother?
- Well, hopefully his mother
is one of those parrots
- That speaks english.
- really?
Do you mind if we parley, terry?
I'm starting to
get the impression
That you don't like this job.
- That's not true, sir.
- You don't know
the mascot's name.
- Pete the parakeet.
- Petey the parrot.
Pirates have parrots,
not parakeets.
- What's the difference?
- I don't know, actually.
This is a special place, terry.
I need someone who's gonna
loot and plunder with me
On this voyage.
- Well, I will loot and plunder
with you on the voyage, sir.
- Good, 'cause life is too short
To do things you don't
want to do, terry.
And I'm sure you
don't want to make me
Make you walk the plank.
- What?
- I'm joking. Oh, come on.
Sometimes I can make a pirate
joke, too, you landlubber.
- hey.
- Right?
- Just batten down
the hatches, hmm?
Not a joke.
- Okay.
- Hey. What did skipper say?
- Dead men tell no tales.
- Ha ha! "weekend
at bernie's," yeah.
- I got some good
news from gampy.
The rebuild on
station 24 is done.
- Good for the tfd.
- That's not all.
Turns out they're understaffed.
He said it would be a headache
To pull people from
other stations,
So I suggested he take us back.
- Ha! Yeah right. He
would never do that.
- He said yes!
- Oh! Stop lying.
- What?
- Yes!
- We're all going back to
station 24, just like that?
it's
almost too easy, luce.
- What about andy?
Is andy coming back?
- No, no, definitely not...
He's working full-time
For his uncle's
carpet company now.
- I thought he
didn't love that job.
- No, he's in the showroom now,
And apparently it's
pretty low-key.
- Oh, is that what
he's looking for?
Something low-key?
- Low-key's cool.
So, dad, what do you say?
- Best of luck to you.
- Oh, come on.
You hate this job.
- I don't hate this job.
- Is this about uncle eddie?
- Eddie has nothing
to do with it.
- We can get him
to come back, too.
- It's not about eddie!
Besides, I hear he's
got a new job, so...
- Okay, well, gampy said
we can go to the station.
So why don't you come with us
And see what they've done to it?
Wow. Both: Whoa!
- Unbelievable.
- This is amazing.
- Son of a bitch.
- This is our station.
- Shiny!
- oh, baby!
A lot different than
when we last saw it, huh?
- Yeah. There's
actually a roof.
look at this...
New workbench, washer-dryer.
- Granny, what's
wrong, man. You okay?
- I just got a little shiver
Remembering my
puppets, you know?
- Just take it slow, man.
Lot to take in.
Aw, man.
What the hell?
Didn't the door used to be here?
- Oh, I heard for
structural reasons,
They had to move everything
a few inches to the left.
- Yeah. No, I've heard of
that. That makes sense.
You can kind of tell.
- Huh.
- Whoo.
- So?
- It looks good.
- Yeah?
- We should burn down
our station more often.
Hey, you guys!
Look at this.
Whoa! They redid everything.
Are you kidding me?
Look at the kitchen!
It's brand-new.
And new chairs! Whoo!
Wait, there's a
vibrating button.
- Ha. Eddie always
wanted one of those.
I'm gonna go look around.
All right.
I'm gonna go check
out the bunk room.
Damn!
It really is a game of inches.
- Certainly seems like there's
more space around here.
- Right?
Oh!
- Granny, why
didn't you save us?
- You let us burn!
Shame! Shame!
- What?
- Uh, it's just...
I'm really impressed
with this new fridge.
- Whoo.
- Hey, guys.
There's a great new
captain's office.
Eddie would love it.
Oh, and there's actually a
bidet in the chief's bathroom,
Which I know he'd want to use.
- Yeah, but what did you think?
I think
I miss the place.
I'm coming back to station 24.
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- Awesome!
- Yay.
- On one condition.
Eddie comes back, too.
He was my right-hand
man after all.
- Okay.
Let's go get uncle eddie.
All right!
- Whoo! Getting the
team back together!
- Whoo! Oh.
- Oh, jesus.
- Wait, this was a push
before, though, right?
- His blood pressure's dropping.
We're losing too much blood.
- I know, I'll
give him my blood.
- Will that work?
- Absolutely. I'm o-negative.
- Don't go to the light!
- Rhonda, this
isn't how it works.
- Research says people
don't know how it works,
So it's okay.
- Yeah, but if she gave him
A person-to-person
transfusion like this...
the
chances of her killing him
Are remarkably high...
Like, he's gonna die.
- People don't care, eddie.
All right. Uh, let's cut.
Uh, can we get nick up in here
With some more soot, please?
- Okay.
- Ed penisi,
technical consultant.
- Hey! What's up, guys?
- Oh, cap, when you
said you were working
For a different fire department,
This is not what I pictured.
Looks like a tv
show or something.
- It's the new rhonda shimes
spin-off of "pittsburgh fd."
It's called "pittsburgh
fd: Seattle."
It's pretty good.
- Oh, cool.
- Huh?
- Oh.
- Whoo. Look at uncle eddie.
You've gotten so big... Time.
- Yeah. Little
more sitting around
Than I'm used to, but
I'm not complaining.
- Hey, captain eddie.
Thanks for the tip with
the helmet earlier.
I owe you one.
- Yeah, you got it, cassie.
- Wait, cap. Who's that
girl? I think I know her.
- Oh, that's cassie
carrison, the lead actress.
She's a crossover from
"pittsburgh fd: Austin."
- No way. Cool.
- Oh, that's why.
- She's huge in australia.
- Was she in "dugglywumps"?
- Yes.
And also she was on that
australian soap opera
"great barrier reef housewives"
or something like that.
I don't know. Oh,
thank you, hannah.
I love this gig...
Best gig I've ever had.
Wild horses couldn't
drag me away.
- This is free?
- Every day.
- Cap, this job is "noyce."
- So, anyway, the
station's ready.
I'm gonna go back,
and I was thinkin'
We shouldn't go back
without our captain, right?
- You expect me to
leave all of this?
They lent me a convertible.
- Oh, wow.
- Thanks, hannah.
- You should see
the station, though.
Your office is redone.
There's vibrating buttons
on the lounge chairs now.
Oh, and I have a
bidet in my bathroom.
You can use it
whenever you want.
- I have a bidet in my trailer.
- Cap, this is so awesome.
I can't believe you...
- Ike, zip it.
- No, I know. I-I...
- Lucy, he's right.
I love it here.
I get to pitch
rhonda shimes ideas.
I'm learning all
kinds of new things.
- Points! Points!
- A little warning, pal.
- Yeah.
- That actually was the
warning... "points."
That means watch your back,
something's coming through.
- Listen, I was saying,
It would be great
if you came back.
- My father fired me.
- We could get him
to change his mind.
- He owes me an apology.
- He's not gonna
apologize to you.
- Then I'm not coming back.
- Hey, eddie, can you help
me get these suspenders off?
I can't figure them out.
- I'll be right there, cass.
- Cheers, legend.
- Cheers, big ears.
actors, am I right?
- Wow.
- Take it easy.
okay,
best job ever.
- Ike, shut up.
- He wants an apology
from his father?
There's no way.
- There is a way.
You got to grovel. You
want me to grovel for him?
- If you want to get
him back here, yes.
That's what I did
to get us back here.
Hey, sometimes it's worth it.
- Did you see his ass?
I know,
right? It's huge.
What's in there, pudding?
oh, man.
Granny...
- Hmm?
You okay, man? You seem tired.
- I just haven't been
sleeping well lately.
- I think we've got something
that's gonna cheer you up.
- Okay, granny, ike
and I got you something
To make you feel more at
home in the new station.
- Come on.
- Come on, you didn't
have to do this.
- Eh, it's an
present. Come on, man.
- I didn't even get
you guys anything.
- Nah, just open it.
- Don't worry about it
Come on.
oh, my!
A brand-new fireman bob puppet?
Thanks, guys.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
Granny...
- Don't let him
burn, too, asshole.
- Aah!
I can't take it anymore.
I see dead puppets.
Everywhere!
- Granny, wait. Granny!
- Are you fucking crazy?
An apology?
- Wolf boykins is the one
who blew up the station.
- And eddie was the
captain on duty.
- And I was the chief.
- And I ain't apologizing
to you either.
The only reason
you're coming back
Is because of my perfect,
angelic granddaughter
Used her sorcery on me.
- Dad. May I call you dad?
- No.
- Eddie wants to come back.
- How about you apologize to me?
- For what?
- For quitting.
- No way.
- Grovel.
- I'm sorry for quitting.
- Say you'll never quit again.
- I will never quit again.
- "thank you for making me chief
Because I married
your daughter."
- I am not saying that.
- You want eddie
back, you'll say it.
Thank you for making me chief
Because I married your daughter.
- Okay.
I accept your apology.
- You do?
- Yeah.
Groveling is not a good
look on you, terry.
- So you'll apologize
to eddie, though?
- You're so pathetic that,
yes, I will apologize.
- As long as he
apologizes to me first.
- For what?
- For burning down my station!
- Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
- Damn it! Come on!
This meteor's too hot!
It's melting the forceps.
- His oxygen's low.
We need to hurry!
Damn you, meteorite!
- Rhonda, technically, if
a meteor hits somebody,
They would die instantly.
And, of course,
if they survived,
Anything hot enough
to melt those forceps
Would burn right through
his chest cavity.
- Thanks for that, eddie.
Hey, I hear the beef-jerky truck
Just showed up.
Why don't you grab something?
- Come on!
- Where do they
keep coming from?
Okay, sure. Yeah.
Take me next time!
- Yeah, buddy, I will take...
- Hey, eddie.
- Hey, terry.
Hang on a second.
Mango habanero bag, please.
- You want some beef jerky?
- Yeah, always.
Let me get that.
- Hey, I told you,
everything's free... here.
- A truck full of
free beef jerky?
- Mm-hmm.
- You really do
have it good here.
- That I do.
- Listen, the reason I
came here is to tell you
That your father has
agreed to apologize to you.
- He did?
- Yeah.
- Jerky.
- Mm. Thank you.
Wow.
- Provided...
You apologize to him, too.
- For what?
- The station burning down.
- Not gonna happen.
- Hey, hey, what do you
mean "not gonna happen"?
What are you talkin' about?
Hey, I humiliated
myself for you.
- Not my problem.
- Hey, wait a minute.
Hey! Don't you
walk away from me.
Hey, it is your problem.
- Terry mcconky, this
is rhonda shimes,
Creator of the show.
- Oh.
- The terry mcconky?
Eddie's always
going on about you.
"terry this, terry that."
- Oh.
Rhonda, uh, my wife, vicky,
and I very much enjoy
Your programs.
We've watched all 32
seasons of "grey's academy."
Yeah, so...
- What's happening, eddie?
- The air bottles
have run out of air.
Hang on.
- Oh.
- Damn it, eddie, I went in
there and ate crow for you.
He did the thing where
he makes you repeat
What he says, even
though you don't want to.
- Oh, I hate when he does that.
- I did that for you!
- Good. You should have.
- What does that mean?
All right, all right.
- Did you ever think that
maybe you're to blame
For this, too?
- Me?
- You quit.
You didn't help
me because you had
One foot out the
door to pirate world.
- I had nothing to do
with you getting fired.
That was between
you and your father.
- Yeah? Well, I'm
not coming back.
And you can thank
yourself for that.
- You know, eddie,
the only bigger ass
Around here than
you is your ass.
hot points.
- Hot points you! I'm
going back to pirate world.
- That your mate?
- No, he's not my mate.
Ah, damn it.
- What's going on?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- There he is.
Thanks for coming, man.
- We know you've
been struggling,
So we wanted to connect
you to your ghost
So you can lay it to rest.
We're gonna have a séance.
- You guys, I don't
need a séance.
- Come on, please,
sit down. Join us.
- All right.
- Okay.
Fine.
- So we're gonna
connect to your puppets.
This is gonna be for the best.
- This is a wa-gee board.
Apparently it's magic. We
haven't tried it yet, but...
- Never done this
before, so, um...
- We're just gonna dive
in. Three, two, let's go.
- Fireman bob, if
you're out there,
We seek to connect with you.
Both: Are you here...
- With us?
- Right now?
- Okay, uh, my arms feel
Like they are just
floating right now.
Granny, this is freaky.
I swear to god I am not
moving this thing at all.
- Uh, y?
Y.
- This is...
A little scary and
pretty exciting.
- E.
- I think it's trying
to spell something.
Let...
- D? What does "yed" mean?
D?
- Hey, you guys.
You know what?
- You said for sure.
- We don't need to
do this. It's okay.
- Why don't we talk to
fireman bob directly?
- Yes. There is another way.
granny, if you'll indulge us
One more time.
- Fireman bob, we
are here to connect
And just are gonna keep
our eyes closed in prayer
And... and love and
deep understanding
And all things...
- If we open our eyes, and
we say three, two, one.
- Oh, god!
- It's okay, granny.
It's okay. It's okay.
He's here to forgive you.
- Do you think I'm
a crazy person?
- No.
- Do you think I need
Forgiveness from a burnt puppet?
- You've been seeing
ghosts, granny.
- Ugh, look, I've been
struggling with my memories,
And that's understandable.
But it doesn't mean that I think
That my puppets are ghosts.
That's insane.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Not in front of him.
I mean, we want to keep
him in this dimension.
We don't want...
- Okay, look.
I appreciate what you
guys are doing, all right?
But most of all, I'm just glad
to be back here with you guys.
I love you, all right?
I'ma be all right.
But did you have to go and
burn a perfectly new puppet?
- We had good intentions.
- I know you did.
- Thanks for coming, granny.
Oh, well, you blew that.
- I told you the
puppet was a bad idea.
- He's really freaking
me out, actually.
Yeah. Let me get rid of it.
- Wow.
I like what they've
done with the place.
- Oh, you got to be
fucking kidding me!
- What the hell
are you doing here?
- Lucy...
Told me they were doing the
big ribbon-cutting ceremony
For the new station.
She said they had
The big scissors waiting for me.
I've been "parent trapped."
- She said she found
my recipe-nisi book
And that it didn't
burn in the fire.
Was that a "parent trap"?
- It was.
And your book did burn.
- "parent trap."
- I don't appreciate being
"parent trapped," young lady.
- You two should be
ashamed of yourselves.
Dad put himself out there,
and you both crapped on him,
And now he's gone, and
you're gonna fix it.
Gampy, apologize.
- No way.
- You set an example right now.
Sorry I fired you...
When you burned down my station.
- Okay.
- Close enough.
You, apologize.
- No way.
- Apologize!
- Okay. Jeez.
I'm sorry you think I
burned down the station,
When you know it
was wolf boykins.
- Close enough.
Now figure out how you're
gonna get my dad back here.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
She really knows
how to get to me.
Jeez, your ass is huge.
- What? It's muscle.
- Thank you, jeff.
- Are churros free?
- For me, it is.
- Seems like a pretty
good place to work.
- There some reason you're here?
- So I was thinking about
going back to station 24,
And I was wondering if you
wanted to come with me.
- Did you dad apologize to you?
- Yeah. Lucy tricked us.
- "parent trap"?
- Yeah, a good one.
- Good for her.
- All right, terry...
- What are you doing?
- Terry mcconky...
- Oh, jesus.
- Will you make me
The happiest fire
captain in the world
And say yes to coming back
to station 24 with me?
- Say "terry, you're
the best chief ever."
- Ha ha ha ha. Okay,
we're doing this?
- Yeah.
- Terry, you're the
best chief ever.
- "terry, you won the
shrimp-eating contest in 1997."
- Terry, you won the
shrimp-eating contest
Back in 1997.
- Say "terry, I will never
have sex in your office."
- Terry, I will never
have sex in your office.
- That's a lot to promise.
Think you can live up to it?
- That's how much
you mean to me.
And, yes, I do.
- Eh, get up.
- Ahh.
Ah. Oh, my god.
That's so weird.
How did that happen?
- Yeah, I figured.
Friends?
All right, peace
offering. Have a churro.
- It's... churro.
- Yeah, churro.
That's what I said.
- No, no. Choo-ro.
- Chor-o. That's
what I'm saying.
- Okay. And thank
you. I accept.
Although I probably shouldn't,
'cause I got to dump
some junk from my trunk.
- I was gonna say that.
You're lookin' a
little haunch-y.
- It's very haunch-y.
Here you go, parrot.
- Yeah, thanks, bubble butt.
- What did you say?
- Oh!
- Okay. All right.
Wow. Your ass really
packs a wallop.
- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah. Let's get out of here.
Here.
- Hey, look at this guy, huh?
- Whoa-ho-ho.
- The old uniform makes
your butt look smaller.
- I know it. Slimming.
- Oh.
- Man, it feels good
to be back in uniform.
You look good, too, chiefy.
- Thank you.
Hey, aren't rhonda shimes
and "pittsburgh fd: Seattle"
Gonna miss you?
- Ah, who cares?
They never listened
to what I said.
I think I was just eye
candy.
- Box alarm, engine
24, rescue 42,
Respond on the box.
- Let's do it.
- Priority one, to
29th street and lotus.
- It's a pull. Ah,
I'm getting it.
Oh! So close.
- Come on.
- Hey, who's gonna be
the technical consultant
On that tv show?
- Ah, well, it just so happens
I found them a replacement.
I think he's gonna
be perfect for them.
- And eddie really
recommended this guy?
Not sure why.
- Now, here's a tip
from a real firefighter.
So there I am... I'm
on the 60th floor
By myself.
- Hold on, mate.
There's no buildings
that tall in seattle.
- Not important.
- So I'm up there on the
60th floor by myself...
- Wait a minute. Didn't
you work in tacoma?
- You guys are really getting
hung up on the details.
The point I'm trying to make
is when you deliver that line,
It's got to be epic.
Can I give you a line read?
- Sure.
- The only way that
fire's gonna win...
Is over my dead body.
And scene. Huh?
- Great, yeah. Perfect.
- Points!
- Oh! My scapula!
- Yeah, can we get an
ambo for dingo over here?
- It's wolf.