Switched at Birth (2011–2017): Season 4, Episode 3 - I Lock the Door Upon Myself - full transcript
Daphne and Mingo, a hearing student on her floor, organize a dorm triathlon to compete for control over the best bathroom. Bay and Toby try to hide that Bay is a convicted felon in the hopes of getting her art accepted into a showcase.
Previously on Switched at Birth...
Welcome to the first class
of the Midwest Institute
for the Deaf at U.M.K.C.
I'm Iris.
Daphne. Hi.
I'm in the interpreter program.
Let me help you with your coffeehouse.
Help how?
I can bring in money, and
I'm an interior designer.
I can give your place the look you want
to get it open.
We don't even know each other.
I'm Regina.
Eric.
It was her idea.
Yeah, and you let her go through with it.
I was going to prison.
You will eat with it.
You will sleep with it.
You have a curfew of 7:00 P.M.
I'm so sorry this turned into such a mess.
I need you to leave my room.
Dad, I had to beg him
to go to L.A. without me,
and he still could change
his mind at any minute.
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You're in my film theory class. Right?
Yeah.
I used to babysit
this little deaf boy
in high school, so, um...
I know some sign language.
My name is
S-k-y-e
like the sky.
Mm-hmm.
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Emmett.
You're the guy
that's so into horror films,
right?
Hey, I'm going on a hike.
Do you want to come?
Ah.
You're waiting for a call.
Got it.
No problem.
Okay, well, I'll see you around.
So...
What's your favorite horror film?
Psycho, of course.
That shower scene
gets me every time.
That was the best
birthday dinner ever.
Mm, it's getting harder
and harder to top myself.
How many dinners has it been?
Yeah, exactly what birthday is this, John?
Let's see,
so I'm 20,
and when I was born, dad was...
20 years younger.
That is correct, my friend.
It's not the miles, Toby.
It's how you live them.
Yes. And if ever a guy
deserved to live out his
golden years in comfort,
it's you.
Where's my cake?
You almost ready?
Yeah, if you help me.
So, how's school going?
It's good.
Hey, uh...
I was way too hard on
you at the orientation.
It's all right.
Actually, I'm glad that you
yelled some sense into me,
and I'm really glad that
I didn't go away to school.
Yeah, me too.
So we're... we're good?
Yeah, we're good.
If I could only get through to... hey.
This many candles, we should
have a fire extinguisher nearby.
You know, I texted you a few times.
I never heard back.
Yeah, I don't really get to use
my phone on the chain gang.
The rest of the time, I'm on with Emmett,
trying to pretend that
we're not 2,000 miles away from each other.
Right.
I'm so sorry.
I know you are.
I can't say it enough.
We both know it was my choice,
so I can't really be mad at you.
But you are.
Come on, let's just go have some fun.
Uh, morning. I got you
a chocolate muffin from the dining hall.
Thanks.
Oh, and before you dive back into
the ions, I wanted to ask
you if you want to play
bubble soccer with me?
What?
It's soccer, but everyone wears
these enormous, plastic-like
hamster balls around their heads
as fun as that sounds,
I should really study.
Okay.
Oh, there's a Hello
Kitty convention in town.
And we can get matching tattoos.
I have to pass.
Okay.
What is that smell?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
What are you looking at?
I am looking at the
U.M.K.C. course catalog.
Honey, let's not become helicopter parents.
Daphne is perfectly capable
of picking her own classes.
Actually, I was looking at it for myself.
You want to take a class at U.M.K.C.?
You know, last night got me
thinking about what's next,
and I never went to college
because of baseball.
Always thought I was missing something.
Am I crazy?
No, I think it's a fantastic idea.
I'm so proud of you, honey.
And the cavalry has arrived.
What do you got there?
Supplies.
It's my weekend to keep Bay
company for her house arrest.
I'm gonna need a full bag of tricks.
You're a smart man.
You know, I had Bay duty last weekend.
By Sunday night, she was
crawling up the walls.
Yeah, she was a bit testy.
Define "testy."
Mean as a snake.
I'm out.
Me too. Good luck.
That was a happy scream?
Oh, I would be doing a touchdown
dance if I wasn't charging
this stupid thing.
I just got an email
from the Kansas City artists' showcase.
I made the final round.
Cool.
What does that mean?
If I win,
they're gonna put one of
my pieces on City Plaza
next to these really important artists.
Nice.
Congratulations.
This is seriously the first good
thing that's happened to me in forever.
I'm glad to see the
clouds are finally parting.
I still have to ace the interview.
The lady is coming tomorrow at 10:00.
She's gonna want to see my studio.
I still have a bunch of pieces
that I'm gonna have to finish.
Relax.
We'll make it happen.
Oh! I can't wait to tell Emmett.
Okay, ow.
Hi.
I've been looking for you.
I have some news.
I got picked to be the D.P.
on a film that's shooting this weekend.
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And the guy that's directing it
has some big shot producer
for a dad.
So...
He pulled some strings
and we get to shoot in a giant sound stage
on a real studio lot.
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And...
I got you on as a...
Grip.
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Yay!
Maybe we should set out some wine
and cheese or something.
What are you doing?
I'm getting some intel on
this woman for tomorrow.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What's the matter?
The showcase is getting
funding from the N.E.A.
The National Endowment for the Arts.
The N.E.A isn't going to support
an artist with a criminal record.
Uh... okay.
What are you looking for?
A copy of my application.
I sent it in a few months ago.
Okay.
"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
Maybe they don't have to find out.
I think it's pretty safe to
say they're gonna find out.
Hey.
I see you got my message
about the church drive.
What do you got for me?
Oh.
There's some nice clothes in here.
Yeah.
He had good taste.
And he looked damn good
in whatever he wore.
He did.
Sometimes I dream he's asleep next to me.
Oh, sweetie.
What I wouldn't give for
one last roll in the hay.
Okay.
Is it wrong for me to say that?
I mean, it's just been so long.
Of course not.
But, you know, to be honest,
when you told me about the Hawaii offer,
I just assumed that you
and Wes were, you know...
No!
We kissed, but that's it.
It was just too soon.
Look, Regina...
You don't have to give away
Angelo's things right now.
If you're not ready, you're not ready.
No, I should.
It's time.
How cool is this?
Yeah, I got her now.
Skye, we need you at camera
to line up first shot.
Okay, I got to go.
Watch your back.
I said watch your back.
Hey, come on.
There's someone I want you to meet.
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Oh, oh, wait! You're closing it?
Some idiot put a cherry bomb in the toilet.
The whole plumbing system's shot.
How long will that take to fix?
I don't know. Maybe six weeks.
Six weeks?
Well, there's a bathroom at
the other end of the floor.
One bathroom for 40 kids?
That's never gonna work.
Complain to whoever
cherry bombed your toilet.
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Hey, Taylor. Uh, this
is my friend Emmett...
Why'd you choose the 50?
It's perfect for the shot.
What about the 24?
That lens is too wide. Her face
will look all fat and puffy.
I don't care how she looks.
Fincher does it all the time.
It's about the dominance
of the protagonist,
not some actor looking good.
Well, still, compositionally...
I'm going with the wide.
That is, unless you want to waste
more of my time arguing with me.
No. Got it.
Um, I'll get the 24 on right away.
Who are you?
This is Emmett.
He's in school with us
and he's gonna help us
out in the grip department.
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He says thanks for having him. He's deaf.
Oh.
Cool.
You know, we're all good with grips,
but I could use someone in craft service.
Put him there.
Taylor...
First team rehearsal everybody.
I'm so sorry.
Um, I'll talk to him.
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Okay.
She's here!
This is an abomination.
It cost me three bucks.
It's the best I could do on short notice.
And it covers the anklet.
Is this really wrong? I hate to lie to her.
You're not lying.
Technically, you're innocent.
Ms. Berdick, I presume?
Are you Mingo?
I am.
What can I do for you?
You can start by apologizing
for blowing up our bathroom.
Damn.
Forensic evidence, huh?
What are you, a criminology major?
Oh, so you admit that you did it.
No.
Those pictures don't prove anything.
Oh, I think the Dean's office
will feel differently.
I'm sure they're gonna want to know why
you've been persecuting the new, deaf kids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're deaf?
Ugh.
Hey, come on.
Getting hazed is all
part of the experience.
You wouldn't want me
to treat you differently
than the other freshmen, would you?
Whatever.
I was just trying to give you
a fair warning, you're about
to get kicked out of school.
Hey, oh. You're not actually
gonna turn me in, are you?
Not if you stop pranking us.
Wow, you are really uptight.
Okay, no more pranks.
And you ruined our
bathroom, so we get yours.
Well, then where are we supposed to go?
To the athletic center next door.
No, no. No way. That's not gonna happen.
All right, cool. Yeah, nice knowing you.
Wait! Um, okay. I got an idea.
We'll play you for it.
Excuse me?
Dorm triathlon.
Three events.
Winner gets exclusive
rights to the bathroom.
Loser... does their business next door.
No, why would I agree to
that when I have these?
Well, all that really proves
is that some guy had to use
the john in the middle of the night.
We win, we get the bathroom.
Yep, and then you'll be back
to your books by happy hour.
Promise.
Fine. We're in.
Let the games begin.
Ok, so the trick with Tug of War
is to go small in the front
with our strongest in the back.
So Travis, you're our anchor.
Where do you want me, Coach?
Uh, well it's five-on-five,
so I think we're good here.
Oh, sure.
No problem.
Just remember,
give them a little at first,
and then start pulling.
It'll throw them off balance.
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Everyone, on their marks.
When the flag drops,
it's time to pull.
Ready?
Set.
Go!
- Whoo!
- Yes!
Nice job. That's a nice job.
Thanks for coming, guys. See you tonight.
First round is on me.
- Hey!
- Hm?
Do any of those guys actually live on 2A?
No, actually most of the
lacrosse team lives in Fisher,
except for Dominick,
who lives at home with his grandmother.
It's a touching story, actually.
You brought in ringers?
That's cheating.
Eh, cheating is such an ugly word.
We never said anything
about a residency requirement.
I think it's implied in
the phrase "dorm triathlon."
Oh.
Think about professional sports.
Think everybody who plays for the
Royals is actually from Kansas City?
Hey, cheer up. Don't worry about it.
I'm sure you guys can make a comeback.
See you for round two?
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Your work is very impressive.
It shows an artistic sensibility
far beyond your years.
That's our Bay.
Super mature.
So, uh, does that mean I'm in the showcase?
I should pretend I need
to think about it, but yes.
We'd love to show your work.
Thank you. Oh, you have no
idea how much this means to me.
Now, I'm going to be writing
a profile on you for our program,
um...
Just have a few questions.
Can we sit?
I will go make some drinks.
Okay.
So...
Tell me.
Are you in school?
No, um... not right now.
I'm taking some time off
to explore my horizons.
I've recently become involved
with some community projects.
You mean charity work. Oh.
What exactly do you do?
Environmental cleanup.
Fantastic!
I'll put that in.
Who's thirsty?
Uh, here's a blanket.
It's kind of chilly in here.
I have terrible circulation.
Okay.
I'm beginning to seriously question
my new partner's creative taste.
What is this?
That is quality European
paint you've got there.
It reminds me of one of my son's crappy
Crayola crayons he never wants to use.
Don't candy coat it, tell
me how you really feel.
I hate it.
Are you always this tactful?
Because it could take some getting used to.
It's my personal philosophy,
honed from years of trial and error...
complete honesty.
More like brutal honesty.
So...
You have a son?
Yeah, will.
He's nine.
Any other kids?
Nope, just the one.
What about his mom?
You married?
She died when he was three.
I'm sorry.
How'd she die?
Cancer.
I lost my husband earlier this year.
Car accident.
It was really tough on my daughters.
Yeah, I know how that works.
Okay.
You are seriously gonna have to trust me
with this paint color.
Hold the ladder?
Sure.
All right.
When you see it on the wall,
I think you're gonna want to apologize.
All right.
Well...
I'm seeing it on my shirt now,
and I'm still hating it.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
No big deal. It's an old shirt.
If we get into cold water
right away we can save it.
Come on.
Okay.
I think we're officially
done with puke orange.
I'll put this in the back.
Ok, quiet everyone!
Roll sound!
And... action!
You wouldn't dare.
Oh yeah? Try me.
Cut! Cut!
What the hell is that?
Are you kidding me right now?
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Skye, tell me we got it?
No.
It's gonna take an hour to reset.
An hour?
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Ok everybody, gather up!
All right, round two. "Butts up."
Oh, yeah.
Ball comes to you and you miss it,
you've got to run and touch the
wall before someone throws you out.
If you miss,
well, then...
Butts up.
Take one in the shorts. Got it?
Good. Last man standing wins.
You brought a Gold Glove third basemen
to our dorm triathlon?
How do you know John Kennish?
He's my dad,
and our ringer.
Okay.
Toss me the rock, son.
Time to break the ice.
Shall we?
Here you go.
Good as new.
Huh.
Thanks.
I always thought about
getting one, I just
never found a piece of art
that I was comfortable
committing to for life.
I don't think of them as art.
For better or worse,
they're a road map of my life.
Hmm.
Why'd you get this?
Got this the week Will was born.
It's how I felt after seeing
my son for the first time.
And this?
Spain, December of '96.
I was so drunk,
I don't even remember getting that one.
Nice.
Oh.
Hope.
I love that word.
It's not a word.
A name?
Your wife.
You do not like talking
about yourself, do you?
I really want to kiss you.
Right now.
There's that honesty again.
Yes.
Whoo!
Smoked you, dude.
Butts up.
You wouldn't last a day in the majors, son.
Sure you're not getting tired, old man?
My friend, I can do this all day long.
Wait a second,
where do you think you're going?
Get to it, son.
Aw, come on. Are you kidding me?
You're a pro.
You're not gonna bean a kid, are you?
You're right.
Travis.
You do the honors.
Nice arm.
Yeah.
Well, that's everything unless there's
anything else you want to tell me.
Uh... yeah, you know what?
Nothing comes to mind.
Well, great. Then I'll have someone
over to pick up your piece next week.
What's that noise?
- Smoke alarm?
- It's a cellphone.
I think it's coming from your leg.
That beeping means the battery is dying
on my ankle monitor.
I'm not really taking a gap year,
I'm on house arrest.
And I'm not really doing charity work,
I'm on a cleanup crew
for my felony conviction.
You have been so nice
and supportive of my work,
and I totally suck for lying to you.
I see.
Please, Ms. Berdick,
I swear I'm a good person,
and I really need this.
Is there any way you can make an exception?
I'm afraid I can't.
Good luck to you.
I hope you can get your life together.
Yeah. Me too.
We were so close.
I hate this damn thing!
Come on, I need to plug it in
before the battery dies or else I am...
Totally screwed.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
We won "Butts up."
Tied the triathlon.
That's great.
Congratulations.
Why weren't you there?
Why wasn't I there?
Because no one told me
about it. That's why.
In case you haven't noticed,
people around here don't know I exist.
That's not true.
Yeah, it is.
Even you do it.
When I tried to volunteer
for the Tug of War,
you acted like I wasn't there.
I thought
roommates were supposed
to look out for each other.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
It doesn't matter.
The truth is
I'm not really one of you.
I'm just the dumb hearing girl
who no one wants to slow down
enough to talk to.
Ok, so, tennis ball is one thing.
But let's see what you can do
with the real deal.
Okay?
So you're telling me
that you only played little league?
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Well, son, put on that glove.
'Cause you're about to get
a second chance.
Hi, Travis.
Hey, sweetie, what are you doing here?
I got you a little present.
You didn't have to do that.
Oh, what's this for?
For your textbooks.
All the kids on campus are using them now.
Thank you.
So,
what class did you sign up for, honey?
You know, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Wait,
why not?
And what are you guys doing here, anyway?
You know what,
just watch for one second, okay?
Wow!
Yeah.
Unbelievable, right?
This kid has a real future in baseball,
and I'm gonna help him.
Okay, but...
You said you wanted to explore
what you missed in college.
What happened?
Honestly, the same thing
that happened the first time.
My plans changed because of the game.
Okay.
I swear, I plugged it in.
It's this cord.
There must be a short in it.
Wait here.
She's gonna add more time
to my sentence, I know it.
I'm not gonna get to L.A. till I'm 30!
Calm down. Everything's gonna be okay.
No, it is not gonna be okay.
I needed that showcase and now it's just
another thing that I've lost
all because of her.
You know I think what you did was crazy,
but it was your choice.
I know,
and you know what really pisses me off?
Is that I don't even get to be mad at her
without feeling guilty about it.
That's why I can't be in
the same room with her.
I just end up...
hating myself.
Well, if you could go back right now,
would you do anything differently?
No.
Daphne's not in prison.
She still gets to be a doctor.
She's been killing herself,
making sure that she doesn't let you down.
Here you go.
New charger.
Go home, plug in.
They'll start monitoring
you again in a couple hours.
Wait, that's it?
I'm in a good mood.
Did you hear that?
She said you've got a couple hours.
That pretty much
means to me we can do
whatever the heck you want.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- So... what'll it be?
I'm the worst roommate ever.
And you have been so great to me.
I wouldn't even have an interpreter
if it weren't for you.
I've just
been really caught up in my own stuff.
I'm so sorry.
You have a lot going on.
I mean, you are pre-med.
Well, I'm not gonna make a very good doctor
if I can't even tell when the
people around me are hurting.
It's just...
ASL.
It's way faster than I thought it'd be.
I'm pretty good one-on-one, but...
When everyone's together...
I'm totally lost.
That's like me in chemistry most the time.
You know, I'm starting to think
coming here was a huge mistake.
No!
No.
You're gonna be fine,
because I'm gonna help you.
We're roommates.
We look out for each other, right?
Hey. We got to book it.
Mud run's in 10 minutes.
What's that all about?
The dorm triathlon.
The final event is a mud run.
Oh, that's cool.
I did that once in my summer camp.
Are you sure about this?
I never said I was great at it.
If we lose, everyone will hate me.
No, they won't.
If we lose, we lose.
At least we'll go down as a team.
Okay, so...
You're the only one of
us who's done this before.
Do you have any advice?
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Everyone, on their marks.
Go!
- Whoo!
- Let's go!
Yes, one, two. Go!
Come on, Travis!
Come on!
Go, Travis!
Daphne, go!
Whoo! Come on, Iris!
What the hell was that?
You totally cheated.
You never said we couldn't make contact.
Aw, come on! Hurry up!
- Don't lose!
- Come on!
Yeah! Ha! Yes!
Yes!
Well, I guess you guys
win. Congratulations.
Thanks.
So that's what your smile looks like.
Knew it had to be in there somewhere.
There you are.
Hi.
Hey, is everything okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.
Um, I was just wondering
if you ended up taking
those boxes to the church.
Oh, actually I didn't get
a chance to get there today.
So...
They're still here.
Are you okay?
Did something happen?
I just...
I miss Angelo more than I thought.
I'm not ready to give up his stuff yet.
Sure.
I'll get John and we'll help
you bring them back upstairs.
Okay.
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I want to show you this.
It sure beats Taylor's
douchey wrap party, huh?
Up there, fourth one, down.
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We're standing, right where the
Bates motel shower was built.
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That stupid thing with the lens,
I should have fought back.
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And I should have stood up for you.
I'm really sorry about that.
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Hey! Let's agree
right here, right now,
that we'll never take crap
from guys like that again.
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To us!
A deaf director
and a lady D.P.,
both fighting the odds.
Yeah?
Mmm!
Wait, we have to capture the moment.
Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I did that.
I have a boyfriend, too,
in Indiana.
Well, we should probably go.
Um, don't want to get busted by security.
Wow! Yeah!
You're right, she's
clearly torturing herself.
What are you guys doing here?
Ah, well, I came here
to apologize to you.
But now I realize I don't
need to do that, so...
Please, Bay, wait.
Listen, you have every
right to be mad at me.
I should have never let you take the fall.
I just wish that we
could go back to that day
and do it all over somehow.
Yeah, well, we can't.
Oh, my... no!
Stop it!
Make me.
Daphne!
Hey, whatever this is,
count me out!
Okay, I'll do that.
No, no!
Welcome to the first class
of the Midwest Institute
for the Deaf at U.M.K.C.
I'm Iris.
Daphne. Hi.
I'm in the interpreter program.
Let me help you with your coffeehouse.
Help how?
I can bring in money, and
I'm an interior designer.
I can give your place the look you want
to get it open.
We don't even know each other.
I'm Regina.
Eric.
It was her idea.
Yeah, and you let her go through with it.
I was going to prison.
You will eat with it.
You will sleep with it.
You have a curfew of 7:00 P.M.
I'm so sorry this turned into such a mess.
I need you to leave my room.
Dad, I had to beg him
to go to L.A. without me,
and he still could change
his mind at any minute.
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You're in my film theory class. Right?
Yeah.
I used to babysit
this little deaf boy
in high school, so, um...
I know some sign language.
My name is
S-k-y-e
like the sky.
Mm-hmm.
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Emmett.
You're the guy
that's so into horror films,
right?
Hey, I'm going on a hike.
Do you want to come?
Ah.
You're waiting for a call.
Got it.
No problem.
Okay, well, I'll see you around.
So...
What's your favorite horror film?
Psycho, of course.
That shower scene
gets me every time.
That was the best
birthday dinner ever.
Mm, it's getting harder
and harder to top myself.
How many dinners has it been?
Yeah, exactly what birthday is this, John?
Let's see,
so I'm 20,
and when I was born, dad was...
20 years younger.
That is correct, my friend.
It's not the miles, Toby.
It's how you live them.
Yes. And if ever a guy
deserved to live out his
golden years in comfort,
it's you.
Where's my cake?
You almost ready?
Yeah, if you help me.
So, how's school going?
It's good.
Hey, uh...
I was way too hard on
you at the orientation.
It's all right.
Actually, I'm glad that you
yelled some sense into me,
and I'm really glad that
I didn't go away to school.
Yeah, me too.
So we're... we're good?
Yeah, we're good.
If I could only get through to... hey.
This many candles, we should
have a fire extinguisher nearby.
You know, I texted you a few times.
I never heard back.
Yeah, I don't really get to use
my phone on the chain gang.
The rest of the time, I'm on with Emmett,
trying to pretend that
we're not 2,000 miles away from each other.
Right.
I'm so sorry.
I know you are.
I can't say it enough.
We both know it was my choice,
so I can't really be mad at you.
But you are.
Come on, let's just go have some fun.
Uh, morning. I got you
a chocolate muffin from the dining hall.
Thanks.
Oh, and before you dive back into
the ions, I wanted to ask
you if you want to play
bubble soccer with me?
What?
It's soccer, but everyone wears
these enormous, plastic-like
hamster balls around their heads
as fun as that sounds,
I should really study.
Okay.
Oh, there's a Hello
Kitty convention in town.
And we can get matching tattoos.
I have to pass.
Okay.
What is that smell?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
What are you looking at?
I am looking at the
U.M.K.C. course catalog.
Honey, let's not become helicopter parents.
Daphne is perfectly capable
of picking her own classes.
Actually, I was looking at it for myself.
You want to take a class at U.M.K.C.?
You know, last night got me
thinking about what's next,
and I never went to college
because of baseball.
Always thought I was missing something.
Am I crazy?
No, I think it's a fantastic idea.
I'm so proud of you, honey.
And the cavalry has arrived.
What do you got there?
Supplies.
It's my weekend to keep Bay
company for her house arrest.
I'm gonna need a full bag of tricks.
You're a smart man.
You know, I had Bay duty last weekend.
By Sunday night, she was
crawling up the walls.
Yeah, she was a bit testy.
Define "testy."
Mean as a snake.
I'm out.
Me too. Good luck.
That was a happy scream?
Oh, I would be doing a touchdown
dance if I wasn't charging
this stupid thing.
I just got an email
from the Kansas City artists' showcase.
I made the final round.
Cool.
What does that mean?
If I win,
they're gonna put one of
my pieces on City Plaza
next to these really important artists.
Nice.
Congratulations.
This is seriously the first good
thing that's happened to me in forever.
I'm glad to see the
clouds are finally parting.
I still have to ace the interview.
The lady is coming tomorrow at 10:00.
She's gonna want to see my studio.
I still have a bunch of pieces
that I'm gonna have to finish.
Relax.
We'll make it happen.
Oh! I can't wait to tell Emmett.
Okay, ow.
Hi.
I've been looking for you.
I have some news.
I got picked to be the D.P.
on a film that's shooting this weekend.
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And the guy that's directing it
has some big shot producer
for a dad.
So...
He pulled some strings
and we get to shoot in a giant sound stage
on a real studio lot.
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And...
I got you on as a...
Grip.
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- Yeah.
Yay!
Maybe we should set out some wine
and cheese or something.
What are you doing?
I'm getting some intel on
this woman for tomorrow.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What's the matter?
The showcase is getting
funding from the N.E.A.
The National Endowment for the Arts.
The N.E.A isn't going to support
an artist with a criminal record.
Uh... okay.
What are you looking for?
A copy of my application.
I sent it in a few months ago.
Okay.
"Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
Maybe they don't have to find out.
I think it's pretty safe to
say they're gonna find out.
Hey.
I see you got my message
about the church drive.
What do you got for me?
Oh.
There's some nice clothes in here.
Yeah.
He had good taste.
And he looked damn good
in whatever he wore.
He did.
Sometimes I dream he's asleep next to me.
Oh, sweetie.
What I wouldn't give for
one last roll in the hay.
Okay.
Is it wrong for me to say that?
I mean, it's just been so long.
Of course not.
But, you know, to be honest,
when you told me about the Hawaii offer,
I just assumed that you
and Wes were, you know...
No!
We kissed, but that's it.
It was just too soon.
Look, Regina...
You don't have to give away
Angelo's things right now.
If you're not ready, you're not ready.
No, I should.
It's time.
How cool is this?
Yeah, I got her now.
Skye, we need you at camera
to line up first shot.
Okay, I got to go.
Watch your back.
I said watch your back.
Hey, come on.
There's someone I want you to meet.
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Oh, oh, wait! You're closing it?
Some idiot put a cherry bomb in the toilet.
The whole plumbing system's shot.
How long will that take to fix?
I don't know. Maybe six weeks.
Six weeks?
Well, there's a bathroom at
the other end of the floor.
One bathroom for 40 kids?
That's never gonna work.
Complain to whoever
cherry bombed your toilet.
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Hey, Taylor. Uh, this
is my friend Emmett...
Why'd you choose the 50?
It's perfect for the shot.
What about the 24?
That lens is too wide. Her face
will look all fat and puffy.
I don't care how she looks.
Fincher does it all the time.
It's about the dominance
of the protagonist,
not some actor looking good.
Well, still, compositionally...
I'm going with the wide.
That is, unless you want to waste
more of my time arguing with me.
No. Got it.
Um, I'll get the 24 on right away.
Who are you?
This is Emmett.
He's in school with us
and he's gonna help us
out in the grip department.
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He says thanks for having him. He's deaf.
Oh.
Cool.
You know, we're all good with grips,
but I could use someone in craft service.
Put him there.
Taylor...
First team rehearsal everybody.
I'm so sorry.
Um, I'll talk to him.
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Okay.
She's here!
This is an abomination.
It cost me three bucks.
It's the best I could do on short notice.
And it covers the anklet.
Is this really wrong? I hate to lie to her.
You're not lying.
Technically, you're innocent.
Ms. Berdick, I presume?
Are you Mingo?
I am.
What can I do for you?
You can start by apologizing
for blowing up our bathroom.
Damn.
Forensic evidence, huh?
What are you, a criminology major?
Oh, so you admit that you did it.
No.
Those pictures don't prove anything.
Oh, I think the Dean's office
will feel differently.
I'm sure they're gonna want to know why
you've been persecuting the new, deaf kids.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're deaf?
Ugh.
Hey, come on.
Getting hazed is all
part of the experience.
You wouldn't want me
to treat you differently
than the other freshmen, would you?
Whatever.
I was just trying to give you
a fair warning, you're about
to get kicked out of school.
Hey, oh. You're not actually
gonna turn me in, are you?
Not if you stop pranking us.
Wow, you are really uptight.
Okay, no more pranks.
And you ruined our
bathroom, so we get yours.
Well, then where are we supposed to go?
To the athletic center next door.
No, no. No way. That's not gonna happen.
All right, cool. Yeah, nice knowing you.
Wait! Um, okay. I got an idea.
We'll play you for it.
Excuse me?
Dorm triathlon.
Three events.
Winner gets exclusive
rights to the bathroom.
Loser... does their business next door.
No, why would I agree to
that when I have these?
Well, all that really proves
is that some guy had to use
the john in the middle of the night.
We win, we get the bathroom.
Yep, and then you'll be back
to your books by happy hour.
Promise.
Fine. We're in.
Let the games begin.
Ok, so the trick with Tug of War
is to go small in the front
with our strongest in the back.
So Travis, you're our anchor.
Where do you want me, Coach?
Uh, well it's five-on-five,
so I think we're good here.
Oh, sure.
No problem.
Just remember,
give them a little at first,
and then start pulling.
It'll throw them off balance.
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Everyone, on their marks.
When the flag drops,
it's time to pull.
Ready?
Set.
Go!
- Whoo!
- Yes!
Nice job. That's a nice job.
Thanks for coming, guys. See you tonight.
First round is on me.
- Hey!
- Hm?
Do any of those guys actually live on 2A?
No, actually most of the
lacrosse team lives in Fisher,
except for Dominick,
who lives at home with his grandmother.
It's a touching story, actually.
You brought in ringers?
That's cheating.
Eh, cheating is such an ugly word.
We never said anything
about a residency requirement.
I think it's implied in
the phrase "dorm triathlon."
Oh.
Think about professional sports.
Think everybody who plays for the
Royals is actually from Kansas City?
Hey, cheer up. Don't worry about it.
I'm sure you guys can make a comeback.
See you for round two?
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Your work is very impressive.
It shows an artistic sensibility
far beyond your years.
That's our Bay.
Super mature.
So, uh, does that mean I'm in the showcase?
I should pretend I need
to think about it, but yes.
We'd love to show your work.
Thank you. Oh, you have no
idea how much this means to me.
Now, I'm going to be writing
a profile on you for our program,
um...
Just have a few questions.
Can we sit?
I will go make some drinks.
Okay.
So...
Tell me.
Are you in school?
No, um... not right now.
I'm taking some time off
to explore my horizons.
I've recently become involved
with some community projects.
You mean charity work. Oh.
What exactly do you do?
Environmental cleanup.
Fantastic!
I'll put that in.
Who's thirsty?
Uh, here's a blanket.
It's kind of chilly in here.
I have terrible circulation.
Okay.
I'm beginning to seriously question
my new partner's creative taste.
What is this?
That is quality European
paint you've got there.
It reminds me of one of my son's crappy
Crayola crayons he never wants to use.
Don't candy coat it, tell
me how you really feel.
I hate it.
Are you always this tactful?
Because it could take some getting used to.
It's my personal philosophy,
honed from years of trial and error...
complete honesty.
More like brutal honesty.
So...
You have a son?
Yeah, will.
He's nine.
Any other kids?
Nope, just the one.
What about his mom?
You married?
She died when he was three.
I'm sorry.
How'd she die?
Cancer.
I lost my husband earlier this year.
Car accident.
It was really tough on my daughters.
Yeah, I know how that works.
Okay.
You are seriously gonna have to trust me
with this paint color.
Hold the ladder?
Sure.
All right.
When you see it on the wall,
I think you're gonna want to apologize.
All right.
Well...
I'm seeing it on my shirt now,
and I'm still hating it.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
No big deal. It's an old shirt.
If we get into cold water
right away we can save it.
Come on.
Okay.
I think we're officially
done with puke orange.
I'll put this in the back.
Ok, quiet everyone!
Roll sound!
And... action!
You wouldn't dare.
Oh yeah? Try me.
Cut! Cut!
What the hell is that?
Are you kidding me right now?
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Skye, tell me we got it?
No.
It's gonna take an hour to reset.
An hour?
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Ok everybody, gather up!
All right, round two. "Butts up."
Oh, yeah.
Ball comes to you and you miss it,
you've got to run and touch the
wall before someone throws you out.
If you miss,
well, then...
Butts up.
Take one in the shorts. Got it?
Good. Last man standing wins.
You brought a Gold Glove third basemen
to our dorm triathlon?
How do you know John Kennish?
He's my dad,
and our ringer.
Okay.
Toss me the rock, son.
Time to break the ice.
Shall we?
Here you go.
Good as new.
Huh.
Thanks.
I always thought about
getting one, I just
never found a piece of art
that I was comfortable
committing to for life.
I don't think of them as art.
For better or worse,
they're a road map of my life.
Hmm.
Why'd you get this?
Got this the week Will was born.
It's how I felt after seeing
my son for the first time.
And this?
Spain, December of '96.
I was so drunk,
I don't even remember getting that one.
Nice.
Oh.
Hope.
I love that word.
It's not a word.
A name?
Your wife.
You do not like talking
about yourself, do you?
I really want to kiss you.
Right now.
There's that honesty again.
Yes.
Whoo!
Smoked you, dude.
Butts up.
You wouldn't last a day in the majors, son.
Sure you're not getting tired, old man?
My friend, I can do this all day long.
Wait a second,
where do you think you're going?
Get to it, son.
Aw, come on. Are you kidding me?
You're a pro.
You're not gonna bean a kid, are you?
You're right.
Travis.
You do the honors.
Nice arm.
Yeah.
Well, that's everything unless there's
anything else you want to tell me.
Uh... yeah, you know what?
Nothing comes to mind.
Well, great. Then I'll have someone
over to pick up your piece next week.
What's that noise?
- Smoke alarm?
- It's a cellphone.
I think it's coming from your leg.
That beeping means the battery is dying
on my ankle monitor.
I'm not really taking a gap year,
I'm on house arrest.
And I'm not really doing charity work,
I'm on a cleanup crew
for my felony conviction.
You have been so nice
and supportive of my work,
and I totally suck for lying to you.
I see.
Please, Ms. Berdick,
I swear I'm a good person,
and I really need this.
Is there any way you can make an exception?
I'm afraid I can't.
Good luck to you.
I hope you can get your life together.
Yeah. Me too.
We were so close.
I hate this damn thing!
Come on, I need to plug it in
before the battery dies or else I am...
Totally screwed.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
We won "Butts up."
Tied the triathlon.
That's great.
Congratulations.
Why weren't you there?
Why wasn't I there?
Because no one told me
about it. That's why.
In case you haven't noticed,
people around here don't know I exist.
That's not true.
Yeah, it is.
Even you do it.
When I tried to volunteer
for the Tug of War,
you acted like I wasn't there.
I thought
roommates were supposed
to look out for each other.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
It doesn't matter.
The truth is
I'm not really one of you.
I'm just the dumb hearing girl
who no one wants to slow down
enough to talk to.
Ok, so, tennis ball is one thing.
But let's see what you can do
with the real deal.
Okay?
So you're telling me
that you only played little league?
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Well, son, put on that glove.
'Cause you're about to get
a second chance.
Hi, Travis.
Hey, sweetie, what are you doing here?
I got you a little present.
You didn't have to do that.
Oh, what's this for?
For your textbooks.
All the kids on campus are using them now.
Thank you.
So,
what class did you sign up for, honey?
You know, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Wait,
why not?
And what are you guys doing here, anyway?
You know what,
just watch for one second, okay?
Wow!
Yeah.
Unbelievable, right?
This kid has a real future in baseball,
and I'm gonna help him.
Okay, but...
You said you wanted to explore
what you missed in college.
What happened?
Honestly, the same thing
that happened the first time.
My plans changed because of the game.
Okay.
I swear, I plugged it in.
It's this cord.
There must be a short in it.
Wait here.
She's gonna add more time
to my sentence, I know it.
I'm not gonna get to L.A. till I'm 30!
Calm down. Everything's gonna be okay.
No, it is not gonna be okay.
I needed that showcase and now it's just
another thing that I've lost
all because of her.
You know I think what you did was crazy,
but it was your choice.
I know,
and you know what really pisses me off?
Is that I don't even get to be mad at her
without feeling guilty about it.
That's why I can't be in
the same room with her.
I just end up...
hating myself.
Well, if you could go back right now,
would you do anything differently?
No.
Daphne's not in prison.
She still gets to be a doctor.
She's been killing herself,
making sure that she doesn't let you down.
Here you go.
New charger.
Go home, plug in.
They'll start monitoring
you again in a couple hours.
Wait, that's it?
I'm in a good mood.
Did you hear that?
She said you've got a couple hours.
That pretty much
means to me we can do
whatever the heck you want.
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
- So... what'll it be?
I'm the worst roommate ever.
And you have been so great to me.
I wouldn't even have an interpreter
if it weren't for you.
I've just
been really caught up in my own stuff.
I'm so sorry.
You have a lot going on.
I mean, you are pre-med.
Well, I'm not gonna make a very good doctor
if I can't even tell when the
people around me are hurting.
It's just...
ASL.
It's way faster than I thought it'd be.
I'm pretty good one-on-one, but...
When everyone's together...
I'm totally lost.
That's like me in chemistry most the time.
You know, I'm starting to think
coming here was a huge mistake.
No!
No.
You're gonna be fine,
because I'm gonna help you.
We're roommates.
We look out for each other, right?
Hey. We got to book it.
Mud run's in 10 minutes.
What's that all about?
The dorm triathlon.
The final event is a mud run.
Oh, that's cool.
I did that once in my summer camp.
Are you sure about this?
I never said I was great at it.
If we lose, everyone will hate me.
No, they won't.
If we lose, we lose.
At least we'll go down as a team.
Okay, so...
You're the only one of
us who's done this before.
Do you have any advice?
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Everyone, on their marks.
Go!
- Whoo!
- Let's go!
Yes, one, two. Go!
Come on, Travis!
Come on!
Go, Travis!
Daphne, go!
Whoo! Come on, Iris!
What the hell was that?
You totally cheated.
You never said we couldn't make contact.
Aw, come on! Hurry up!
- Don't lose!
- Come on!
Yeah! Ha! Yes!
Yes!
Well, I guess you guys
win. Congratulations.
Thanks.
So that's what your smile looks like.
Knew it had to be in there somewhere.
There you are.
Hi.
Hey, is everything okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.
Um, I was just wondering
if you ended up taking
those boxes to the church.
Oh, actually I didn't get
a chance to get there today.
So...
They're still here.
Are you okay?
Did something happen?
I just...
I miss Angelo more than I thought.
I'm not ready to give up his stuff yet.
Sure.
I'll get John and we'll help
you bring them back upstairs.
Okay.
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I want to show you this.
It sure beats Taylor's
douchey wrap party, huh?
Up there, fourth one, down.
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We're standing, right where the
Bates motel shower was built.
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That stupid thing with the lens,
I should have fought back.
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And I should have stood up for you.
I'm really sorry about that.
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Hey! Let's agree
right here, right now,
that we'll never take crap
from guys like that again.
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To us!
A deaf director
and a lady D.P.,
both fighting the odds.
Yeah?
Mmm!
Wait, we have to capture the moment.
Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I did that.
I have a boyfriend, too,
in Indiana.
Well, we should probably go.
Um, don't want to get busted by security.
Wow! Yeah!
You're right, she's
clearly torturing herself.
What are you guys doing here?
Ah, well, I came here
to apologize to you.
But now I realize I don't
need to do that, so...
Please, Bay, wait.
Listen, you have every
right to be mad at me.
I should have never let you take the fall.
I just wish that we
could go back to that day
and do it all over somehow.
Yeah, well, we can't.
Oh, my... no!
Stop it!
Make me.
Daphne!
Hey, whatever this is,
count me out!
Okay, I'll do that.
No, no!