Switched at Birth (2011–2017): Season 2, Episode 18 - As the Shadows Deepen - full transcript
Bay plans a screening of her film, and Daphne runs into an old friend.
Previously on
Switched At Birth...
"Dawn Of The Deaf,"
scene 1, take 1.
- Action!
- I actually was accepted
to Wash U a couple months ago.
I was actually
wondering if, um...
I could still get my spot.
The Bill Kennish no-bull straight talk.
Well, thank you.
- You turned out all right. - What I've
done, I've done in spite of you.
My dad parked at the mall and some
guy walked up to him and shot him.
- I'm in love with you.
- You're gonna find someone
so much better for you than me.
Coto needs
to be taught a lesson.
What if we send him
an anonymous message
- telling him that we know what he did?
- Do it.
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You wanna go back
to your barracks?
Right now, it's kinda nice
just hanging out like this.
All right, give it a shot.
- Oh, hey guys.
- MB! What's up?
Just putting the sharks to bed.
Actually, the sharks might
be put down permanently.
Mac told me we're closing
the parks on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
- Really? Why?
- Not enough business.
I guess that new
water park's killing us.
- That sucks.
- Oh man, I love this job.
- I know, me too.
- Well, isn't there something we can do?
Like... two-for-one coupons
or singles day?
Do you guys need
a ride or something?
No. Nah,
I think I got it.
Here, try again.
Oh!
Well, now that's
up and running.
Maybe you can use
that magic toolbox on Maui.
They can't close Maui.
Some things...
are just permanent.
♪ Oh, I... ♪
♪ I dream of you every single night... ♪
♪ How could
I have not realized ♪
♪ tell you what I'm on ♪
♪ baby, I'm... ♪
I can't think of a better way
to celebrate the death
of abstinence-only education.
Well, your shirt seems
to be very much pro-abstinence.
That works, too.
♪ My heart's in overload ♪
♪ because of you ♪
♪ My heart's in overload... ♪
♪ because of you... ♪
Oh.
License and registration.
I wasn't aware
we were speeding, Officer.
Ha. Very funny.
You're not allowed
to be parked here.
License and registration.
You're familiar
with diplomatic immunity?
I'm with the British consulate
and while in this country,
as I'm sure you know,
I'm immune from prosecution.
You gotta be kidding me.
I assure you I'm not.
Call the consulate if you like.
Is this car yours or hers?
Hers, but as long as I'm in it,
the car is considered
sovereign British soil.
Therefore, my deaf cousin here
enjoys the same immunities
from prosecution.
Look, get outta here
and don't come back.
Diplomatic immunity?
Are you insane?
It's the accent.
It freaks you people out.
Did you tell him I was your cousin?
That's gross!
- Well, we are in the south.
- Midwest.
- Whatever.
- You're dangerous.
You have no idea.
♪ My heart's in overload ♪
♪ because of you. ♪
I bet you did not know
that our treadmill can go
one mile an hour.
Oh yes, it can.
Toby's wait-listed
at Wash U.
You're reading
our kids' mail now?
I was cleaning his studio.
Isn't it great news?
"Regarding your recent inquiry.
We are happy to inform you"--
Wow. He must've
called 'em.
Does this mean he's
getting second thoughts
about the wedding or does
he wanna do college too?
- We could ask him.
- Absolutely not.
This is delicate territory.
- If we press him-- - "If you would like
to include any additional materials
to your application,
we would..." bup bup bup.
Oh. Waiting list is packed.
Well, he already
got in once and...
Maybe we could ask
your dad to make a call.
- No.
- John, this is for Toby.
Why would we do that?
When we know exactly
how that would turn out--
with one of us
getting insulted.
So what?
It's worth a shot.
Forget it, Kathryn.
I am not asking my father for a favor.
Well, then I'll ask him.
It won't be a favor for you.
It'll be a favor for me.
Fine, you ask.
It's like my dad got killed
all over again.
My wedding day
is supposed to be
the happiest day of my life.
And instead I'm just
going to be full of hate.
Maybe you don't have to be.
What if we talked to the guy?
You mean see him in prison?
Look him in the eye
and show him what
he has taken from you.
I don't know if I can do that.
I want you to be happy
at our wedding.
If you think facing him
will help at all,
then I think we should.
"Motto"?
I thought you said
it begins with "C."
Hey! How goes
the business of the state?
What's a five-letter word
for "statement of beliefs"?
I can see I'm not
interrupting anything.
Can I get your opinion
on something?
Sure, what's up?
Okay, well, you know
that new water park,
Poseidon's Cove.
Oh, right.
That place looks incredible.
Yeah, well, it's kind of
drowning Maui, Kansas.
We're going dark
two days a week now.
Another death at the hands
of a corporate conglomerate.
You just said
it looked amazing.
Political context.
Go on.
Okay, well, I've been
trying to think
of different theme days
to bring in more business.
And I was thinking
what about "Deaf Day"?
Is that offensive or awesome?
- Definitely awesome!
- That's what I was hoping you'd say.
So can you help me think of different
places that I could reach out to?
I mean Carlton obviously,
but where else?
Well, there's a bunch
of message boards.
- I can do that.
- Oh great.
So what should we do?
Oh! You should show
"Deafenstein"!
We did it once for a
fundraiser for Carlton.
I swear every deaf person
in KC came.
I knew you were
the person to ask.
We can ask Emmett.
He set it up.
By the way,
credo,
"statement of belief."
As in
"by any means necessary."
Ta.
That guy's like
a one-man revolution.
Okay, so I can get
everything going with Emmett,
but I just need to know what day
you were thinking of.
That's okay.
I can ask him.
Oh. You two are...
Please, that's ancient history.
So he's okay with you and Ty?
I actually haven't
mentioned that.
Okay, it's not like
we report to each other
on who we're dating.
Yeah, okay.
- Hey.
- Hi.
I am actually here
on official business.
I've been thinking
about redoing the carwash.
Maybe some paisley sponges
or some mid-century
modern towels?
Ha ha, very funny.
You think I'm kidding,
but I'm talking about my office
and the customer waiting area.
I think you would be perfect.
I'd love to.
But full disclosure--
my experience is
still kinda limited.
Regina, I saw what you did
with the guesthouse.
I know I'm in good hands.
John, you don't have
to do this.
I want to.
So I'll let Toby know
that you'll be in touch,
and you guys can get to work.
Sure. Thank you.
- I appreciate it.
- Please.
Why can't we just
project your DVD copy?
Is it illegal or something?
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Oh, okay.
There's only a minute left.
Shouldn't we bid?
Fine, but when you and
I have to re-enact "Deafenstein"
onstage "Rocky Horror" style,
I'm blaming you.
30 seconds. It's my
laptop, I'm pulling rank.
Come on!
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Oh!
We won! We won!
Oh, eat it, deafensteinlives83!
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Yeah, it sure is.
I'm gonna enter in
my payment info.
I never knew dad actually cared
about the way
the office looked.
Well, it's good for the customers to
see that the business is growing.
Plus it's nicer for you.
Well, I don't really plan
on being here forever.
Well, you can enjoy it for as
long as you're here, right?
Hey, Simone came through
the other day.
I think it's really cool
the way you helped her out.
It's nice that
you two are friendly.
I hope that Nikki's okay
with that.
Nikki's got a lot more
to worry about right now
than me talking
to my ex-girlfriend.
They found the guy
that killed her father.
- Really?
- He's already in prison.
I guess he wants to...
clear his conscience of all
the other things he's done.
We're actually going
to go see him.
Is that a good idea?
She's so angry.
We gotta try something.
We just need someone
who's over 21 to take us.
- Prison rules.
- Nikki's mom?
Well, she doesn't want
anything to do with the guy.
And can you imagine
me asking my parents?
We need someone else.
So you thought you'd ask
the recovering alcoholic
with the criminal record
and the sham marriage?
Will you at least
think about it?
I will think about it.
Thanks.
♪ I don't care
what you might say ♪
♪ I'm gonna become the way ♪
♪ I was meant
to feel the world... ♪
Hi!
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Well, welcome to Maui.
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What have you been doing?
Bay, can we let the customers buy some
food and play some games, please?
Welcome to Maui!
My boss.
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Aww.
The ASL Snark.
I've missed you.
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Oh, thank God.
Mac was threatening
to show some vampire thing
if you didn't make it.
"Taste The Blood Of Dracula"
has universal appeal.
Trust me, you're not
getting between deaf people
and their schlocky horror.
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Uh, can I see that?
Uh, here.
I've never seen "Deafenstein,"
but I'm pretty sure
it doesn't have
a girl-on-girl scene.
Whoa. Seriously, guys?
This is a family park.
How do they do that
in costumes?
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A lot of people are coming.
Then we have to
show 'em something.
Okay, what about the DVD?
We could just project that.
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Could do a midnight showing.
What?
Two things
your government gets right--
national parks
and historic landmarks,
which is an excellent idea.
Another project?
Visit all the national parks.
- You interested?
- Sure.
- Jace. Hi!
- Hey.
Daphne, this is Carrie Breisler,
my scone dealer...
...and maker of
this most excellent eclair.
The pastry cream is amazing.
Thank you.
You know what?
It was so much better
when I was in Paris,
but that's probably
just because I was in Paris.
- You baked in France?
- Yeah yeah, just for a year.
I would've loved
to have stayed longer,
but I had to get back
and see my fiancee.
- You're engaged?
- Yeah, new development.
We're about
to go ring shopping.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, speak of the devil.
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Jeff, this is Jace,
the englishman
who doesn't like tea.
And this is Daphne.
- Hello.
- We know each other.
Yeah, Daphne worked
in my kitchen.
Oh really?
Wow, that's crazy.
What a small world.
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Oh, uh, it's nice to...
- meet you.
- You too.
I'm sorry,
I just thought you were--
No, not deaf.
Just working with a deaf
person, learned to sign.
So when did you work with Jeff?
Last year, but it was
only for a little bit.
- Oh.
- Not long enough for me
to remember
any signing, apparently.
You know what? You guys
should come by Maize tonight,
have a meal.
Maybe, but we have to go, so...
Congratulations again.
Oh. I went public.
I know we don't have
the rings or anything yet,
but come on,
you made me wait four years.
Wait, you've been together
for four years?
Well, part of the time
you were in France.
It wasn't exactly... four.
Where are you working now?
At the State Senate,
interning for my dad.
Anyway, we should be off.
We're headed to Maui, Kansas.
Oh cool!
I love that place.
Are they still doing
those pineapple skewers?
Why don't you come by?
Maybe.
Maybe we will.
- Yeah.
- Well, anyway, you guys have fun.
You too.
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
Uh, take care.
Oh, you got it.
Okay, so Mac has this projector
that I can run with my laptop,
so all is well.
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Oh!
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You know, I've never seen it
all the way through.
It'll be fun.
Oh, look at me and Wilke!
I've never seen that before.
Forgot all about this.
Look at my makeup.
No no no.
Let it play.
Hey.
Uh...
We were just watching this
movie that we made last year.
Yeah, I see.
Ty, you remember Emmett.
How's it going?
- Is it not weird for you?
- No.
I mean, a little, yeah,
but it's fine.
You didn't know that Carrie
was engaged to Jeff, right?
That's not why
you brought me there?
Of course not.
No, I'm not sadistic.
You said you wanted dessert.
Right.
Come on. Let's go play
some tiki-tac-toe.
I think I need to show you
the bamboo grove.
It's very private.
Well, I like private.
Ty. Wait.
Okay, so you're
just gonna walk away?
- You're not even gonna say anything?
- What do you want me to say?
It is just a movie.
Look, are you playing me
to make him jealous
or him to make me jealous?
- Just so I'm clear. - There is nothing
going on with me and Emmett.
- I swear.
- I'll see you around.
Ty!
Do you want coverage or do
you want cheap?
You cannot have both, okay?
I-- I'm gonna have
to call you back.
Well, go on.
Tell me.
Is he dead?
Oh God, no.
Oh. No, John's fine.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
Well, you know, I--
I read about
the heart attack and I--
Oh, he's okay.
He's-- he's been resting.
Yeah, sure. Like hell he is.
Well, we're doing our best to make sure
- he doesn't overdo it.
- Ah.
Actually, I'm here
to talk to you about Toby.
Thank you.
He got into Wash U.
- Did he?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, good for him.
- And he decided he didn't want to go,
then he changed his mind,
so he's on the wait list.
And umm...
I was wondering if you could
do me a favor and make a call.
It sounds like he doesn't
know what he wants.
Then it's our job to help
him figure it out, right?
Well, I--
I'll see what I can do.
Thank you, Bill.
I appreciate it.
I hope you're doing well.
Yeah.
Well, I assume
that I'm gonna get
a thank you
or something from John.
I suppose not.
Do you know he never even
picked up the phone
when Loretta passed?
Not a note. Nothing.
And you invited her
to our wedding
when he specifically
asked you not to.
And he was in the majors
for three years
before you even
congratulated him.
And on and on and on.
You both hold
so tightly to your anger.
I wish you would
just let it go--
both of you--
before it's too late.
Where are you taking me?
Just go with it.
Oh.
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Wow. Really wish I knew
it was Helen Keller Day.
Oh, you're in luck.
Next Wednesday is
Ignorant Bigot Day.
Sorry, I--
I thought you were deaf.
Oh, and that
would've made it okay?
Dude. Hello.
Game over.
It's not broken.
You just didn't hit anything,
which is probably
because you're wasted.
Which, by the way,
is not a turn-on,
in case you were wondering.
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I'm sorry,
I didn't totally get that,
but seriously, it's time to go.
Oh. No, I--
I can't take cash.
You have to go buy tickets.
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I'm sorry, I don't...
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One win.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's great.
Okay, one more.
One more to win.
I'm sorry about that.
You can take your cash.
Oh, wait, your--
your jacket.
This is exactly what I needed.
I love the bamboo grove,
even if there isn't any bamboo.
Should we get back?
Reluctantly.
Is that yours?
No, I think it was here
when we got here.
Oh. We'll take it
to Lost and Found.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Oh my God, look.
It's that Twit.
I think he feels really bad
about what he said
about deaf people.
Oh yeah yeah,
he is wracked with guilt.
And the only way to make
it better is with a...
$47 donation
to Carlton School for the deaf.
He is far more remorseful
than that.
He's feeling the need to donate
to a few more worthy causes.
Pfft! We can't do that.
Why not?
- Jace.
- Insurance will reimburse him.
It's a victimless crime.
A few more trees
get planted in the world.
Everyone wins.
Jace, we're not doing that.
All right.
All right.
Oh my God.
You don't have to do
anything you don't want to.
No, you don't.
But you face this guy,
just once, you never have
to think about him again.
- This was a mistake.
- Nikki.
That girl?
That girl is the daughter
of the man that you killed.
She can't even look at you.
I cast my burdens on the Lord.
I pray that he can comfort her.
Right, you found God,
so then that
gives you the excuse
to kill an innocent man
who just happened to be
at the wrong place
at the wrong time?
I wish he had just
given me the stuff.
- What stuff?
- I didn't have any cash.
I thought if I took a gun,
maybe I could scare
some hits out of him.
And why would
he have drugs on him?
He's the guy
I bought 'em off of.
- George Papagus?
- Yeah.
- Was your drug dealer?
- Yeah.
But he didn't scare
when I showed him the gun...
so I shot him.
Then I took the drugs
and I ran.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- No. I'm sorry.
This was a bad idea.
What were you doing in there?
Talking to him.
What did you say?
Just what she would've said,
that he's where he should be.
And what did he say?
He said...
he was sorry.
I don't wanna think
about this anymore.
Let's-- let's go home.
Well, I don't know
where else he would be.
Hey. It's Bay, right?
It's all right.
She's with me.
I haven't been
able to reach Ty.
He's not answering his phone
and he's not at the barracks.
He's probably
at the motor pool.
That's usually
where he hides out.
So he told you.
We all heard.
It's the whole unit.
- What's the whole unit?
- The redeployment.
That's what
you meant, isn't it?
Oh man.
I'm always running my mouth.
What redeployment?
Back to Afghanistan,
end of the month.
They're sending a few of us back
to train the new police.
That's what sucks
about dating one of us.
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- Mind if I humiliate myself?
- Be my guest.
♪ I wish I could carry ♪
♪ your smile in my heart ♪
♪ for times when my life
seems so low ♪
♪ it would make me believe ♪
♪ what tomorrow could bring ♪
♪ when today doesn't
really know ♪
♪ doesn't really know ♪
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
♪ I know you were right ♪
♪ believing for so long ♪
♪ I'm all out of love... ♪
Hi. What are
you doing here?
What the hell
did you say to Carrie?
She's freaking out. She's acting
like I'm some kind of pedophile.
You think I talked to her?
I get that you're pissed at me,
but I didn't cheat on anyone.
When you and I met,
Carrie was in Paris.
We were both
seeing other people
and now she's flipping out.
I didn't say anything.
I swear.
Yeah? Well then who did?
♪ What would you say ♪
♪ if I called on you now ♪
♪ saying that
I can't hold on? ♪
♪ There's no easy way ♪
- ♪ it gets harder each day... ♪
- Really? Wow. You--
you really picked
a winner there.
♪ I'll be gone ♪
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
♪ I'm so lost
without you... ♪
What happened
between us was a mistake.
♪ Believing for so long... ♪
How long do I have
to keep paying for it?
♪ What am I without you? ♪
♪ I can't be too late ♪
♪ to say that
I was so wrong... ♪
Hey!
How'd you get on?
Your CO, I guess.
He knows what
I look like by now.
I tried calling.
Sorry, I just...
kinda went off the grid.
I'm sorry
if you got the wrong idea.
Just don't. I don't--
It was stupid.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, you know, just a bad day.
So there isn't anything
that you want to tell me?
Like-- I don't know--
the fact that you're leaving
for Afghanistan
at the end of the month?
- Who told you?
- Does it matter?
Somebody had to.
You weren't going to.
- I was getting to it.
- Ty, I--
I know, all right?
I just--
What?
Babe, that day
that I saw you at Maui,
I was in a bad place.
And I...
Being with you,
it was like I crawled out of this hole.
I just thought that--
I don't know--
if I don't tell you,
I can pretend I don't have to go
back in that hole for a little longer.
That's great for you,
but what about me?
What? Were you--
were you just gonna spring this on me
two days before you disappear
like last time?
No. Do you have any idea
how devastated I was?
Not so devastated
that you didn't
go straight to Emmett.
- That is not fair.
- It's what happened.
I left and you dropped me
as soon as you could.
And it's pretty clear
that's how it's gonna go this time, too.
So why don't I just
save you the trouble?
Perfect.
Why don't you?
Ahh.
- Oh my God.
- I know.
Well, are you gonna tell her?
She worships her dad.
I mean, you should hear
the way she talks about him.
I can't drop this on her,
not right before the wedding.
Her mom either already knows
or will find out soon enough.
In my experience,
most secrets
come out eventually.
And if she has
to find out from someone...
wouldn't it be best
coming from you?
All I wanted was to make
things better for her.
I was wondering
where you disappeared to.
I signed us up
for "Poker Face."
So what did you do?
Call Carrie and tell her
that I dated Jeff?
- Why did you do that?
- I hate seeing people lie
and get away with it.
You know that.
They're in a huge fight now.
It's not my fault.
What, so you're just okay
with blowing up
somebody's engagement,
or stealing a credit card
or blackmailing a senator?
You took the money out
of that wallet.
It was like 40 bucks!
It's different!
And we both decided
to send that text to Coto.
The only difference
between you and me
is I don't lie
to myself about who I am
or what I'm willing to do
to fight for what is right.
I'm gonna go.
You talk to him?
Yes, I did.
He find a way to insult me?
- Uh, John?
- Yeah?
How's the ticker?
I think I'll go clean
the kitchen.
The ticker is recuperating.
That's good. Good.
What the hell are those things?
Daphne makes me eat those.
What does
she look like, anyway?
Does she have
any Kennish in her at all?
Yeah.
Actually quite a bit.
Hmm.
You know, I wouldn't--
I wouldn't mind...
meeting her someday.
You feel like
staying for dinner?
Sure. Why not?
Peonies are pretty, right?
Yeah, they look nice.
Sorry, I don't
know how to talk about flowers.
You know, you've...
been weird
ever since we got back.
What happened?
Nothing.
Toby, what did
that guy say to you?
Whatever it is, I think
I have the right to know.
He said that...
the reason he was there
was because he was
buying drugs from your dad.
What are you saying?
He said that
he had been buying...
stuff from him for...
quite some time.
Well, it's not true.
Okay.
Why would you say that to me?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
And you believed him?
A murderer in prison?
How could you believe
anything he says for one minute?
I'm-- I'm sorry.
I just...
I guess I'm wrong.
I-- I should've realized that--
No, Toby.
You didn't know my dad.
And that guy in there?
He's insane!
I don't know what's worse--
the lie
or that you believed it!
Hi.
Oh, your hoodie. Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Got it right--
right here.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm sorry, I missed that.
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Yeah, uh, sure.
Uh, yes.
I'm-- I'm, uh...
Ma-ry--
Mar-- Mary Beth.
You're T-- Tr--
Travi-- Travis.
Here, sorry.
♪ You and I, riding high ♪
♪ in a landfill
building castles ♪
♪ we get around
while we're alive ♪
♪ stuck in a web ♪
♪ with the spiders
and flies, singing... ♪
Thank you all for coming!
Don't be a stranger,
stay out of danger
and we'll see you soon, I hope.
Please come again.
Mahalo!
Well, it's no "Captain Kronos,
Vampire Hunter,"
but that really challenges
the rules of the genre
in an interesting way
I thought.
What do people see
in that dumb movie?
What I see is a great turnout.
Bay.
I always come back.
What if you don't?
I will.
You don't know that.
I should've told you.
I'm sorry.
I'm just...
I'm trying not
to freak out here, okay?
Why don't we just go back
to the way things were?
We'll hang out, have fun
and we can pretend
like nothing's changed.
I can't do that.
Why not?
Because I love you.
- ♪ I wanna stay back in your eyes... ♪
- What are we gonna do?
♪ Till the fire dies ♪
♪ and all that's left
is this... ♪
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♪ You know we've got
the best thing going... ♪ - Bye.
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You wake me up... ♪
Did you have a good time?
Yeah. You can never see
"Deafenstein" too many times.
Oh, I beg to differ.
When I was little,
my mom used to make Ty bring me
to the screenings at Carlton,
because she was worried
that I would be too scared.
I think it was more
her way of trying
to keep me out of trouble.
That too.
Thanks again
for all of your help.
- See ya.
- Good night, guys.
♪ And when the sun shines
off your face... ♪
♪ at 6:00 AM ♪
♪ I wanna start again ♪
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
Next Monday,
for everyone,
there's no turning back.
A decision of a lifetime...
I don't want to wait anymore.
Are you sure?
A relationship torn apart...
What happened?
I'm sick of lying to everyone.
This is not who I am.
And love is put
to the ultimate test.
You know it's gonna be
really hard when I'm gone.
Do you think I'm
gonna cheat on you?
Don't talk to me!
Leave me alone!
An all-new
Switched At Birth,
next Monday at 8/7 Central,
only on ABC Family.
Switched At Birth...
"Dawn Of The Deaf,"
scene 1, take 1.
- Action!
- I actually was accepted
to Wash U a couple months ago.
I was actually
wondering if, um...
I could still get my spot.
The Bill Kennish no-bull straight talk.
Well, thank you.
- You turned out all right. - What I've
done, I've done in spite of you.
My dad parked at the mall and some
guy walked up to him and shot him.
- I'm in love with you.
- You're gonna find someone
so much better for you than me.
Coto needs
to be taught a lesson.
What if we send him
an anonymous message
- telling him that we know what he did?
- Do it.
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You wanna go back
to your barracks?
Right now, it's kinda nice
just hanging out like this.
All right, give it a shot.
- Oh, hey guys.
- MB! What's up?
Just putting the sharks to bed.
Actually, the sharks might
be put down permanently.
Mac told me we're closing
the parks on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
- Really? Why?
- Not enough business.
I guess that new
water park's killing us.
- That sucks.
- Oh man, I love this job.
- I know, me too.
- Well, isn't there something we can do?
Like... two-for-one coupons
or singles day?
Do you guys need
a ride or something?
No. Nah,
I think I got it.
Here, try again.
Oh!
Well, now that's
up and running.
Maybe you can use
that magic toolbox on Maui.
They can't close Maui.
Some things...
are just permanent.
♪ Oh, I... ♪
♪ I dream of you every single night... ♪
♪ How could
I have not realized ♪
♪ tell you what I'm on ♪
♪ baby, I'm... ♪
I can't think of a better way
to celebrate the death
of abstinence-only education.
Well, your shirt seems
to be very much pro-abstinence.
That works, too.
♪ My heart's in overload ♪
♪ because of you ♪
♪ My heart's in overload... ♪
♪ because of you... ♪
Oh.
License and registration.
I wasn't aware
we were speeding, Officer.
Ha. Very funny.
You're not allowed
to be parked here.
License and registration.
You're familiar
with diplomatic immunity?
I'm with the British consulate
and while in this country,
as I'm sure you know,
I'm immune from prosecution.
You gotta be kidding me.
I assure you I'm not.
Call the consulate if you like.
Is this car yours or hers?
Hers, but as long as I'm in it,
the car is considered
sovereign British soil.
Therefore, my deaf cousin here
enjoys the same immunities
from prosecution.
Look, get outta here
and don't come back.
Diplomatic immunity?
Are you insane?
It's the accent.
It freaks you people out.
Did you tell him I was your cousin?
That's gross!
- Well, we are in the south.
- Midwest.
- Whatever.
- You're dangerous.
You have no idea.
♪ My heart's in overload ♪
♪ because of you. ♪
I bet you did not know
that our treadmill can go
one mile an hour.
Oh yes, it can.
Toby's wait-listed
at Wash U.
You're reading
our kids' mail now?
I was cleaning his studio.
Isn't it great news?
"Regarding your recent inquiry.
We are happy to inform you"--
Wow. He must've
called 'em.
Does this mean he's
getting second thoughts
about the wedding or does
he wanna do college too?
- We could ask him.
- Absolutely not.
This is delicate territory.
- If we press him-- - "If you would like
to include any additional materials
to your application,
we would..." bup bup bup.
Oh. Waiting list is packed.
Well, he already
got in once and...
Maybe we could ask
your dad to make a call.
- No.
- John, this is for Toby.
Why would we do that?
When we know exactly
how that would turn out--
with one of us
getting insulted.
So what?
It's worth a shot.
Forget it, Kathryn.
I am not asking my father for a favor.
Well, then I'll ask him.
It won't be a favor for you.
It'll be a favor for me.
Fine, you ask.
It's like my dad got killed
all over again.
My wedding day
is supposed to be
the happiest day of my life.
And instead I'm just
going to be full of hate.
Maybe you don't have to be.
What if we talked to the guy?
You mean see him in prison?
Look him in the eye
and show him what
he has taken from you.
I don't know if I can do that.
I want you to be happy
at our wedding.
If you think facing him
will help at all,
then I think we should.
"Motto"?
I thought you said
it begins with "C."
Hey! How goes
the business of the state?
What's a five-letter word
for "statement of beliefs"?
I can see I'm not
interrupting anything.
Can I get your opinion
on something?
Sure, what's up?
Okay, well, you know
that new water park,
Poseidon's Cove.
Oh, right.
That place looks incredible.
Yeah, well, it's kind of
drowning Maui, Kansas.
We're going dark
two days a week now.
Another death at the hands
of a corporate conglomerate.
You just said
it looked amazing.
Political context.
Go on.
Okay, well, I've been
trying to think
of different theme days
to bring in more business.
And I was thinking
what about "Deaf Day"?
Is that offensive or awesome?
- Definitely awesome!
- That's what I was hoping you'd say.
So can you help me think of different
places that I could reach out to?
I mean Carlton obviously,
but where else?
Well, there's a bunch
of message boards.
- I can do that.
- Oh great.
So what should we do?
Oh! You should show
"Deafenstein"!
We did it once for a
fundraiser for Carlton.
I swear every deaf person
in KC came.
I knew you were
the person to ask.
We can ask Emmett.
He set it up.
By the way,
credo,
"statement of belief."
As in
"by any means necessary."
Ta.
That guy's like
a one-man revolution.
Okay, so I can get
everything going with Emmett,
but I just need to know what day
you were thinking of.
That's okay.
I can ask him.
Oh. You two are...
Please, that's ancient history.
So he's okay with you and Ty?
I actually haven't
mentioned that.
Okay, it's not like
we report to each other
on who we're dating.
Yeah, okay.
- Hey.
- Hi.
I am actually here
on official business.
I've been thinking
about redoing the carwash.
Maybe some paisley sponges
or some mid-century
modern towels?
Ha ha, very funny.
You think I'm kidding,
but I'm talking about my office
and the customer waiting area.
I think you would be perfect.
I'd love to.
But full disclosure--
my experience is
still kinda limited.
Regina, I saw what you did
with the guesthouse.
I know I'm in good hands.
John, you don't have
to do this.
I want to.
So I'll let Toby know
that you'll be in touch,
and you guys can get to work.
Sure. Thank you.
- I appreciate it.
- Please.
Why can't we just
project your DVD copy?
Is it illegal or something?
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Oh, okay.
There's only a minute left.
Shouldn't we bid?
Fine, but when you and
I have to re-enact "Deafenstein"
onstage "Rocky Horror" style,
I'm blaming you.
30 seconds. It's my
laptop, I'm pulling rank.
Come on!
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Oh!
We won! We won!
Oh, eat it, deafensteinlives83!
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Yeah, it sure is.
I'm gonna enter in
my payment info.
I never knew dad actually cared
about the way
the office looked.
Well, it's good for the customers to
see that the business is growing.
Plus it's nicer for you.
Well, I don't really plan
on being here forever.
Well, you can enjoy it for as
long as you're here, right?
Hey, Simone came through
the other day.
I think it's really cool
the way you helped her out.
It's nice that
you two are friendly.
I hope that Nikki's okay
with that.
Nikki's got a lot more
to worry about right now
than me talking
to my ex-girlfriend.
They found the guy
that killed her father.
- Really?
- He's already in prison.
I guess he wants to...
clear his conscience of all
the other things he's done.
We're actually going
to go see him.
Is that a good idea?
She's so angry.
We gotta try something.
We just need someone
who's over 21 to take us.
- Prison rules.
- Nikki's mom?
Well, she doesn't want
anything to do with the guy.
And can you imagine
me asking my parents?
We need someone else.
So you thought you'd ask
the recovering alcoholic
with the criminal record
and the sham marriage?
Will you at least
think about it?
I will think about it.
Thanks.
♪ I don't care
what you might say ♪
♪ I'm gonna become the way ♪
♪ I was meant
to feel the world... ♪
Hi!
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Well, welcome to Maui.
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What have you been doing?
Bay, can we let the customers buy some
food and play some games, please?
Welcome to Maui!
My boss.
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Aww.
The ASL Snark.
I've missed you.
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Oh, thank God.
Mac was threatening
to show some vampire thing
if you didn't make it.
"Taste The Blood Of Dracula"
has universal appeal.
Trust me, you're not
getting between deaf people
and their schlocky horror.
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Uh, can I see that?
Uh, here.
I've never seen "Deafenstein,"
but I'm pretty sure
it doesn't have
a girl-on-girl scene.
Whoa. Seriously, guys?
This is a family park.
How do they do that
in costumes?
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A lot of people are coming.
Then we have to
show 'em something.
Okay, what about the DVD?
We could just project that.
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Could do a midnight showing.
What?
Two things
your government gets right--
national parks
and historic landmarks,
which is an excellent idea.
Another project?
Visit all the national parks.
- You interested?
- Sure.
- Jace. Hi!
- Hey.
Daphne, this is Carrie Breisler,
my scone dealer...
...and maker of
this most excellent eclair.
The pastry cream is amazing.
Thank you.
You know what?
It was so much better
when I was in Paris,
but that's probably
just because I was in Paris.
- You baked in France?
- Yeah yeah, just for a year.
I would've loved
to have stayed longer,
but I had to get back
and see my fiancee.
- You're engaged?
- Yeah, new development.
We're about
to go ring shopping.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, speak of the devil.
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Jeff, this is Jace,
the englishman
who doesn't like tea.
And this is Daphne.
- Hello.
- We know each other.
Yeah, Daphne worked
in my kitchen.
Oh really?
Wow, that's crazy.
What a small world.
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Oh, uh, it's nice to...
- meet you.
- You too.
I'm sorry,
I just thought you were--
No, not deaf.
Just working with a deaf
person, learned to sign.
So when did you work with Jeff?
Last year, but it was
only for a little bit.
- Oh.
- Not long enough for me
to remember
any signing, apparently.
You know what? You guys
should come by Maize tonight,
have a meal.
Maybe, but we have to go, so...
Congratulations again.
Oh. I went public.
I know we don't have
the rings or anything yet,
but come on,
you made me wait four years.
Wait, you've been together
for four years?
Well, part of the time
you were in France.
It wasn't exactly... four.
Where are you working now?
At the State Senate,
interning for my dad.
Anyway, we should be off.
We're headed to Maui, Kansas.
Oh cool!
I love that place.
Are they still doing
those pineapple skewers?
Why don't you come by?
Maybe.
Maybe we will.
- Yeah.
- Well, anyway, you guys have fun.
You too.
- So nice to meet you.
- You too.
Uh, take care.
Oh, you got it.
Okay, so Mac has this projector
that I can run with my laptop,
so all is well.
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Oh!
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You know, I've never seen it
all the way through.
It'll be fun.
Oh, look at me and Wilke!
I've never seen that before.
Forgot all about this.
Look at my makeup.
No no no.
Let it play.
Hey.
Uh...
We were just watching this
movie that we made last year.
Yeah, I see.
Ty, you remember Emmett.
How's it going?
- Is it not weird for you?
- No.
I mean, a little, yeah,
but it's fine.
You didn't know that Carrie
was engaged to Jeff, right?
That's not why
you brought me there?
Of course not.
No, I'm not sadistic.
You said you wanted dessert.
Right.
Come on. Let's go play
some tiki-tac-toe.
I think I need to show you
the bamboo grove.
It's very private.
Well, I like private.
Ty. Wait.
Okay, so you're
just gonna walk away?
- You're not even gonna say anything?
- What do you want me to say?
It is just a movie.
Look, are you playing me
to make him jealous
or him to make me jealous?
- Just so I'm clear. - There is nothing
going on with me and Emmett.
- I swear.
- I'll see you around.
Ty!
Do you want coverage or do
you want cheap?
You cannot have both, okay?
I-- I'm gonna have
to call you back.
Well, go on.
Tell me.
Is he dead?
Oh God, no.
Oh. No, John's fine.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
Well, you know, I--
I read about
the heart attack and I--
Oh, he's okay.
He's-- he's been resting.
Yeah, sure. Like hell he is.
Well, we're doing our best to make sure
- he doesn't overdo it.
- Ah.
Actually, I'm here
to talk to you about Toby.
Thank you.
He got into Wash U.
- Did he?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, good for him.
- And he decided he didn't want to go,
then he changed his mind,
so he's on the wait list.
And umm...
I was wondering if you could
do me a favor and make a call.
It sounds like he doesn't
know what he wants.
Then it's our job to help
him figure it out, right?
Well, I--
I'll see what I can do.
Thank you, Bill.
I appreciate it.
I hope you're doing well.
Yeah.
Well, I assume
that I'm gonna get
a thank you
or something from John.
I suppose not.
Do you know he never even
picked up the phone
when Loretta passed?
Not a note. Nothing.
And you invited her
to our wedding
when he specifically
asked you not to.
And he was in the majors
for three years
before you even
congratulated him.
And on and on and on.
You both hold
so tightly to your anger.
I wish you would
just let it go--
both of you--
before it's too late.
Where are you taking me?
Just go with it.
Oh.
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Wow. Really wish I knew
it was Helen Keller Day.
Oh, you're in luck.
Next Wednesday is
Ignorant Bigot Day.
Sorry, I--
I thought you were deaf.
Oh, and that
would've made it okay?
Dude. Hello.
Game over.
It's not broken.
You just didn't hit anything,
which is probably
because you're wasted.
Which, by the way,
is not a turn-on,
in case you were wondering.
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I'm sorry,
I didn't totally get that,
but seriously, it's time to go.
Oh. No, I--
I can't take cash.
You have to go buy tickets.
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I'm sorry, I don't...
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One win.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's great.
Okay, one more.
One more to win.
I'm sorry about that.
You can take your cash.
Oh, wait, your--
your jacket.
This is exactly what I needed.
I love the bamboo grove,
even if there isn't any bamboo.
Should we get back?
Reluctantly.
Is that yours?
No, I think it was here
when we got here.
Oh. We'll take it
to Lost and Found.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Oh my God, look.
It's that Twit.
I think he feels really bad
about what he said
about deaf people.
Oh yeah yeah,
he is wracked with guilt.
And the only way to make
it better is with a...
$47 donation
to Carlton School for the deaf.
He is far more remorseful
than that.
He's feeling the need to donate
to a few more worthy causes.
Pfft! We can't do that.
Why not?
- Jace.
- Insurance will reimburse him.
It's a victimless crime.
A few more trees
get planted in the world.
Everyone wins.
Jace, we're not doing that.
All right.
All right.
Oh my God.
You don't have to do
anything you don't want to.
No, you don't.
But you face this guy,
just once, you never have
to think about him again.
- This was a mistake.
- Nikki.
That girl?
That girl is the daughter
of the man that you killed.
She can't even look at you.
I cast my burdens on the Lord.
I pray that he can comfort her.
Right, you found God,
so then that
gives you the excuse
to kill an innocent man
who just happened to be
at the wrong place
at the wrong time?
I wish he had just
given me the stuff.
- What stuff?
- I didn't have any cash.
I thought if I took a gun,
maybe I could scare
some hits out of him.
And why would
he have drugs on him?
He's the guy
I bought 'em off of.
- George Papagus?
- Yeah.
- Was your drug dealer?
- Yeah.
But he didn't scare
when I showed him the gun...
so I shot him.
Then I took the drugs
and I ran.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- No. I'm sorry.
This was a bad idea.
What were you doing in there?
Talking to him.
What did you say?
Just what she would've said,
that he's where he should be.
And what did he say?
He said...
he was sorry.
I don't wanna think
about this anymore.
Let's-- let's go home.
Well, I don't know
where else he would be.
Hey. It's Bay, right?
It's all right.
She's with me.
I haven't been
able to reach Ty.
He's not answering his phone
and he's not at the barracks.
He's probably
at the motor pool.
That's usually
where he hides out.
So he told you.
We all heard.
It's the whole unit.
- What's the whole unit?
- The redeployment.
That's what
you meant, isn't it?
Oh man.
I'm always running my mouth.
What redeployment?
Back to Afghanistan,
end of the month.
They're sending a few of us back
to train the new police.
That's what sucks
about dating one of us.
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- Mind if I humiliate myself?
- Be my guest.
♪ I wish I could carry ♪
♪ your smile in my heart ♪
♪ for times when my life
seems so low ♪
♪ it would make me believe ♪
♪ what tomorrow could bring ♪
♪ when today doesn't
really know ♪
♪ doesn't really know ♪
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
♪ I know you were right ♪
♪ believing for so long ♪
♪ I'm all out of love... ♪
Hi. What are
you doing here?
What the hell
did you say to Carrie?
She's freaking out. She's acting
like I'm some kind of pedophile.
You think I talked to her?
I get that you're pissed at me,
but I didn't cheat on anyone.
When you and I met,
Carrie was in Paris.
We were both
seeing other people
and now she's flipping out.
I didn't say anything.
I swear.
Yeah? Well then who did?
♪ What would you say ♪
♪ if I called on you now ♪
♪ saying that
I can't hold on? ♪
♪ There's no easy way ♪
- ♪ it gets harder each day... ♪
- Really? Wow. You--
you really picked
a winner there.
♪ I'll be gone ♪
♪ I'm all out of love ♪
♪ I'm so lost
without you... ♪
What happened
between us was a mistake.
♪ Believing for so long... ♪
How long do I have
to keep paying for it?
♪ What am I without you? ♪
♪ I can't be too late ♪
♪ to say that
I was so wrong... ♪
Hey!
How'd you get on?
Your CO, I guess.
He knows what
I look like by now.
I tried calling.
Sorry, I just...
kinda went off the grid.
I'm sorry
if you got the wrong idea.
Just don't. I don't--
It was stupid.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, you know, just a bad day.
So there isn't anything
that you want to tell me?
Like-- I don't know--
the fact that you're leaving
for Afghanistan
at the end of the month?
- Who told you?
- Does it matter?
Somebody had to.
You weren't going to.
- I was getting to it.
- Ty, I--
I know, all right?
I just--
What?
Babe, that day
that I saw you at Maui,
I was in a bad place.
And I...
Being with you,
it was like I crawled out of this hole.
I just thought that--
I don't know--
if I don't tell you,
I can pretend I don't have to go
back in that hole for a little longer.
That's great for you,
but what about me?
What? Were you--
were you just gonna spring this on me
two days before you disappear
like last time?
No. Do you have any idea
how devastated I was?
Not so devastated
that you didn't
go straight to Emmett.
- That is not fair.
- It's what happened.
I left and you dropped me
as soon as you could.
And it's pretty clear
that's how it's gonna go this time, too.
So why don't I just
save you the trouble?
Perfect.
Why don't you?
Ahh.
- Oh my God.
- I know.
Well, are you gonna tell her?
She worships her dad.
I mean, you should hear
the way she talks about him.
I can't drop this on her,
not right before the wedding.
Her mom either already knows
or will find out soon enough.
In my experience,
most secrets
come out eventually.
And if she has
to find out from someone...
wouldn't it be best
coming from you?
All I wanted was to make
things better for her.
I was wondering
where you disappeared to.
I signed us up
for "Poker Face."
So what did you do?
Call Carrie and tell her
that I dated Jeff?
- Why did you do that?
- I hate seeing people lie
and get away with it.
You know that.
They're in a huge fight now.
It's not my fault.
What, so you're just okay
with blowing up
somebody's engagement,
or stealing a credit card
or blackmailing a senator?
You took the money out
of that wallet.
It was like 40 bucks!
It's different!
And we both decided
to send that text to Coto.
The only difference
between you and me
is I don't lie
to myself about who I am
or what I'm willing to do
to fight for what is right.
I'm gonna go.
You talk to him?
Yes, I did.
He find a way to insult me?
- Uh, John?
- Yeah?
How's the ticker?
I think I'll go clean
the kitchen.
The ticker is recuperating.
That's good. Good.
What the hell are those things?
Daphne makes me eat those.
What does
she look like, anyway?
Does she have
any Kennish in her at all?
Yeah.
Actually quite a bit.
Hmm.
You know, I wouldn't--
I wouldn't mind...
meeting her someday.
You feel like
staying for dinner?
Sure. Why not?
Peonies are pretty, right?
Yeah, they look nice.
Sorry, I don't
know how to talk about flowers.
You know, you've...
been weird
ever since we got back.
What happened?
Nothing.
Toby, what did
that guy say to you?
Whatever it is, I think
I have the right to know.
He said that...
the reason he was there
was because he was
buying drugs from your dad.
What are you saying?
He said that
he had been buying...
stuff from him for...
quite some time.
Well, it's not true.
Okay.
Why would you say that to me?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
And you believed him?
A murderer in prison?
How could you believe
anything he says for one minute?
I'm-- I'm sorry.
I just...
I guess I'm wrong.
I-- I should've realized that--
No, Toby.
You didn't know my dad.
And that guy in there?
He's insane!
I don't know what's worse--
the lie
or that you believed it!
Hi.
Oh, your hoodie. Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Got it right--
right here.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm sorry, I missed that.
_
Yeah, uh, sure.
Uh, yes.
I'm-- I'm, uh...
Ma-ry--
Mar-- Mary Beth.
You're T-- Tr--
Travi-- Travis.
Here, sorry.
♪ You and I, riding high ♪
♪ in a landfill
building castles ♪
♪ we get around
while we're alive ♪
♪ stuck in a web ♪
♪ with the spiders
and flies, singing... ♪
Thank you all for coming!
Don't be a stranger,
stay out of danger
and we'll see you soon, I hope.
Please come again.
Mahalo!
Well, it's no "Captain Kronos,
Vampire Hunter,"
but that really challenges
the rules of the genre
in an interesting way
I thought.
What do people see
in that dumb movie?
What I see is a great turnout.
Bay.
I always come back.
What if you don't?
I will.
You don't know that.
I should've told you.
I'm sorry.
I'm just...
I'm trying not
to freak out here, okay?
Why don't we just go back
to the way things were?
We'll hang out, have fun
and we can pretend
like nothing's changed.
I can't do that.
Why not?
Because I love you.
- ♪ I wanna stay back in your eyes... ♪
- What are we gonna do?
♪ Till the fire dies ♪
♪ and all that's left
is this... ♪
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♪ You know we've got
the best thing going... ♪ - Bye.
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You wake me up... ♪
Did you have a good time?
Yeah. You can never see
"Deafenstein" too many times.
Oh, I beg to differ.
When I was little,
my mom used to make Ty bring me
to the screenings at Carlton,
because she was worried
that I would be too scared.
I think it was more
her way of trying
to keep me out of trouble.
That too.
Thanks again
for all of your help.
- See ya.
- Good night, guys.
♪ And when the sun shines
off your face... ♪
♪ at 6:00 AM ♪
♪ I wanna start again ♪
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You know we've got
the best thing going ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
♪ You wake me up ♪
Next Monday,
for everyone,
there's no turning back.
A decision of a lifetime...
I don't want to wait anymore.
Are you sure?
A relationship torn apart...
What happened?
I'm sick of lying to everyone.
This is not who I am.
And love is put
to the ultimate test.
You know it's gonna be
really hard when I'm gone.
Do you think I'm
gonna cheat on you?
Don't talk to me!
Leave me alone!
An all-new
Switched At Birth,
next Monday at 8/7 Central,
only on ABC Family.