Switched at Birth (2011–2017): Season 1, Episode 1 - This Is Not a Pipe - full transcript

From the color of our eyes,
to the color of our hair,

how your pinky bends or

whether we can roll our tongues,

who we are is determined by genes passed
down from our mothers and fathers.

Excellent tongue control, Liam.

It's good to know for our future.

- Watch it, Bay.
- Yeah, Bay, watch it.

Okay, let's begin
our blood type test.

Use the needle
to prick a drop of blood

onto the four fields
on your test cards.

Aah!



Apparently it's
extremely rare.

Only 1% of the
population is a-b.

I have lacrosse practice
tomorrow, so I can't drive Bay.

Honey, you can't be a-b because
your mother and I are both a,

which means you have
to be either a or o.

Well, it said a-b,
and blood don't lie.

I'm taking the Mercedes
tomorrow, okay?

I'm telling you it's
genetically impossible.

Well, maybe I'm some super-human
mutant freak from another planet.

- Or a vampire.
- Oh, how awesome would that be?

Toby, you may have
a point there.

Your mother once had
a deep fascination

with a mail carrier
with snaggly teeth.

I do not have snaggly teeth.



- You do have that one.
- Ha.

Toby was barely two when
I got pregnant with Bay.

I was far too exhausted
to have an affair.

And besides, my
grandmother was Italian.

- That's where Bay gets her beautiful
coloring from. - Beautiful.

It has to be
a mistake, sweetie.

♪ I should be feelin' more ♪

♪ I should be
writing words... ♪

Look, another one.
♪ I should be crying tears... ♪

I wish I knew
who was doing it.

- I know you think that's art.
- It is art.

It's graffiti.

What if we all ran around
with spray cans?

- But obviously that doesn't happen.
- Good thing.

Why do you think we see things
differently all the time?

Well, you're a teenager.

It's your job
to disagree with me.

But we've always been
different, really different.

I don't think
that's true, baby.

Mom, we look nothing alike.
Look at our hair.

Look at our hands.
Look at our bodies.

- Was I adopted or something?
- You were not adopted.

People ask me that—
a lot of people.

Who? I'll show them
my stretch marks.

If I wanted you
to do something,

even if you thought
it was crazy...

Would you?

♪ How could
I love you? ♪

We've done extensive

12-marker testing
on all three of you.

It is 99.9% certain

that Bay is not related to you.

- I knew it.
- The hospital believes there was a mix-up.

Did they actually use
that word— mix-up?

Someone wasn't careful
matching the I.D. Anklets.

It's extremely rare,
but it happens.

You took home
someone else's baby

and another family
took home yours.

- It's a lot to take in, I know.
- Yes, it is a lot to take in.

Would you just tell us what the
procedure is going forward?

You find your real daughter,
I find my real parents.

We say "biological,"
not "real."

Who could these people be?

- And what would they expect from us?
- Yeah, who are they?

- Where do I come from?
- Just hold on one second.

Does anybody know where
this other child might be?

Hello?

John and Kathryn
Kennish, Regina Vasquez.

- Hello.
- John Kennish. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Daphne, this is Bay.

Bay, Daphne.

It's nice to meet you.

What was he again? A
pitcher? First baseman?

Third base for the royals.

Now he owns like
seven car washes.

Rough life.

Put your name on a sign

and sit around
and collect dough.

I'm so glad you found it.

Daphne, this is Toby.

- Hey.
- Nice to meet you.

You two sure look alike.

Now matter how loud you yell,
she still can't hear you.

Right, of course.

Just face her
and talk normally—

Not too fast, not too slow.

It's okay.
Everyone does it.

I gotta go.
Hey, sorry. Hi.

We're opening up two new car
washes and it's just been crazy.

I can't believe you own
Kennish car wash.

- We used to go there.
- Oh.

- I can't understand her.
- My friend Emmett is dying to meet you.

- He's a huge royals fan.
- Well, let's go to a game.

- So, shall we go have lunch?
- Yes, let's— let's go in.

Be nice.

I made chicken enchiladas,
so save room, okay?

Oh, actually I'm a vegetarian.

But it's okay.
I always find something.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

When Daphne was 11,
I dated a guy

who managed a chicken plant

and the stories
we heard were...

Well, I think eating
vegetarian is great.

You hunt.

Well, there was that one time
with the guys from the team.

Right, that one time.

So, Daphne, are you
allergic to anything?

- Toby and I both break out
into hives whenever we eat— - Kiwi.

Yes!
Isn't that amazing?

Bay isn't allergic
to anything, but picky.

As a baby she went
nothing but carrots—

- Orange poo.
- Thanks, mom.

That's classy.

She was such a cute baby.

I bet you were a cute baby too.

So, um, you all live
in east riverside?

Yes. It's near
a lake and a park

and it's very diverse,
which I think is important.

- Definitely definitely.
- Yes, of course.

Are you Mexican?

Puerto Rican...
On my mother's side.

She named her, actually.

Daphne Paloma,
after my father Daniel.

Daphne Paloma Vasquez—
Yeah, that definitely fits

better than
Bay Madeleine Kennish.

I think Bay
is a beautiful name.

- Of course you do.
- We thought so too.

Can I use the restroom?
Make yourself at home.

If you need anything,
pretend it's your house.

Because technically it is.

- Sweetie, what are you doing?
- Taking the chicken out.

You can't take chicken
out of chicken enchiladas.

That's our daughter out there.

- I know.
- That girl.

I know.
It's crazy.

Some nurse spaces out
and suddenly our lives

are just tossed up in the air.

They shuffled them.
Who could make that kind of mistake?

- We're gonna fix that.
- Yeah? Well, how?

You think that woman's
just gonna hand her over?

And what about our Bay?

What if she tries
to get her back from us?

- She's not gonna try to get her...
- Can I help?

- Uh, no.
- No.

We're just taking
the chicken out—

Hi. I— I just—

Mom, I'm out of here.

Would you show Daphne around?
See if she needs anything?

I don't need anything.

She doesn't need anything.

I think it would be nice.

Okay then.

Let's take a tour.

Tennis courts, gazebo,

concrete dogs—
every house needs them.

Guest house, basketball court,

garage Bay uses
for her "art."

- One on one?
- Okay.

You can talk as much
trash as you want—

I can't see your lips,
I can't hear you.

Whoo!

Magic.

So, um, how did—
how did Daphne go...

It's okay.
...Deaf?

It's not a bad word.

She got meningitis
when she was three.

- And the hearing aid?
- She can hear some ambient noise.

It helps her know what's going on
around her, but it can't make her hear.

She needs to see your lips
to know what you're saying.

And how did she get
the meningitis?

It's a bacteria.
She caught it.

- And she goes to school and everything?
- Yes.

It's just her ears that
don't work, not her brain.

- Right. - Bay goes to Buckner Hall.
It's a wonderful school.

Not that school is Bay's thing.

Yeah, well—
But she loves photography and art.

Music— she loves music.

Yeah, excuse me.
Um, ahem.

Bay, Bay, turn it down!
Thank you!

Ever since she found out,
it's just been hard on her.

Look, we— you know, we just
want to get to know Daphne.

I'm sure you want
to get to know Bay, so...

I don't know— we could
have weekly lunches

or, if you want, go through the courts—
Whatever.

I really think
we should have a plan—

I think the girls have had
enough change for one week.

I say we give everyone
a minute to take it in, huh?

We've lost
so much time already.

Exactly how long
do you want us to wait?

And it looks like they're
having fun out there.

So if you have to go, I'm happy
to give her a ride home.

Perfect.

I'm going.

They'll drive you, okay?

Oh, thank you!

All right.

Oh, I was just gonna go check and
see what you were up to, honey.

Bay, it's fine.
They're just having fun.

- He's not trying to displace you.
- No.

I don't feel displaced.
I have plans with Liam.

Bay, I know you know this,

but you're still our daughter.

We love you as much as we did
before any of this happened.

Nothing's changed.
Nothing.

- Nothing has changed?
- That's right.

I just found out
my middle name's Paloma.

I'd probably be a vegetarian

and I am supposed to have
grown up in east riverside,

the daughter of a half-Puerto
Rican single mother hairdresser.

But aside from that,
nothing's changed.

- I'm totally doing it.
- I think you gotta be 18.

Lucky for me I'm 21.

Bay, if you come home with a hunk
of metal sticking out of your face,

your mom is going
to disown you.

So let her.

- Why are you so hard on people?
- What?

You've been lashing out at me for weeks
and I know you're mad at your parents.

- So what's going on?
- Nothing's going on.

What do you mean
"Nothing's going on"?

People keep asking, "What's
up with your girlfriend?"

I'm like,
"I have no idea."

- Like I care what some stupid prep school
kids think. - And what are you, Bay?

- Some gangster girl who's had it rough?
- I think we need a break.

You know what?
Fine, no problem.

I tell you,

I have not been in this
neighborhood for years.

There hasn't been a murder
here in like three weeks.

I'm kidding.

, that's very funny.

- Hi.
- Hi.

John, this is my mom Adriana.

- Mom, this is John Kennish.
- Adriana, very pleased to meet you.

Suddenly a lot of things
are making sense.

I guess we're all wondering how
the hell we didn't know, right?

- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.
That was really fun.

Good. You come back
any time you want.

Bye.

Oh, hey, Daphne, your sweater.

Hey, sweetie, your sweater.
Daphne, your—

Bars on the windows,
bail bonds on every corner—

- I was nervous.
- We have to get her out of there.

Yeah.
We will.

Bay?

- Is that you, honey?
- Yeah, mom, it's me...

Whoever that is.

Thank God you're
down here already.

- What are you drinking?
- Coffee. You want some?

- What is in your nose?
- It's a stud. Isn't it cute?

- You pierced your nose without asking me?
- Yep.

Bay—
What are you doing?

Just living the life
I was supposed to live.

Get that out of your mouth
and go get your bag!

We're late.

Hey, sorry to barge in.

I just— can I chat
with you about something?

- Okay.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

I just heard about this thing
that they implant in the brain

that lets deaf people hear.

- The cochlear implant.
- Yeah, that thing.

That's amazing, right?
So anyway, listen.

I know that the surgery is
very expensive, but I just—

About 100 grand with speech
therapy and follow-up.

Yeah, I know, and maybe
it wasn't something

that you were able to offer Daphne,
which I completely understand,

but I just want you
to know that Kathryn—

If I had wanted it, I would have
found a way to get it for her.

Why wouldn't you
want it for her?

You think she needs
to be fixed, right?

Daphne is comfortable
being deaf.

- She likes it.
- Oh, come on. No one likes being deaf.

The cochlear rewires the brain
to hear electronically.

- It is not a cure.
- It sounds like a miracle to me.

Even with the cochlear, listening
would always require work.

- It would always be effort.
- Okay, so it's work. Isn't it worth it?

The world can hear
and now she can join it.

You just found out
you have this kid

and you want her to be just like you.
I get it.

But Daphne will never
be like you.

The sooner you accept
that, the sooner—

Wait, hold on.
No no.

I— I have watched
Daphne struggle.

I have watched her struggle
to follow a conversation.

And I know that
if she has this procedure,

she won't have to read lips
anymore or rely on you or me

or anybody else
to translate for her.

- Interpret.
- Is that it?

Keeping her deaf keeps her
dependent on you?

I want what's best for her.
She's my daughter.

Yeah, well,
she's my daughter too.

♪ The city seems to be
calling out my name ♪

♪ I've only seen
the pictures, but I... ♪

Hey, move along.
Get out of here.

Excuse me, this is a free country.
I can park wherever I want.

Yeah well, it's my neighborhood
and I don't like seeing

rich white girls slumming it,
looking for dime bags.

I'm not looking for pot
and I'm not a rich white girl.

- Really?
- Really.

Oh, you— you know
Daphne and Regina?

- Should I tell them you stopped by?
- Very funny.

You sure look like
a rich white girl to me.

- "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
- Say— say what?

"This is not a pipe."

It's a painting by Magritte.

It means your eyes betray you.

You think you're
looking at a pipe—

You grow up your entire life
thinking that it's a pipe

because that's what
everyone said that it was.

And then one day you find out

that it's actually
a frickin' eggplant.

You are a frickin' eggplant
in a pipe world.

I don't know what that means.

It means I'm clearly losing it.

I should go.

Um... but I was
never here, okay?

What am I gonna say?

I saw an eggplant in a beemer
casing the place?

Thank you.

♪ 'Cause I can see,
but I can't see ♪

♪ I can hear,
but I can't hear... ♪

Hey, that was amazing.

- What are you doing here?
- I came to talk to you. Can we sit down?

- Sure.
- Great.

So you know Bay goes
to Buckner hall.

You've heard
of that school, right?

It's a really
really good school.

And I know with your grades and
activities you could definitely get in.

You want me to go
to Buckner hall?

Well, I don't think
isolating yourself

in a deaf bubble
is a good idea.

Like let's say you wanted
to be a surgeon, okay?

Would your entire team
have to learn sign

to get instructions from you
every single time?

Because that would be
really— I'm sorry.

I'm talking too fast.
I'm sorry.

I think you should go
to a regular school

with regular kids.

I really appreciate this,

but I like my friends,
my teachers.

I understand.

We just want you to have
the best education out there

so that you have every
opportunity open to you.

And, uh— and then
there's Bay, you know.

I think you two should get
to know each other better.

I don't think Bay really
wants to get to know me.

She just takes some time.

- Can I think about it?
- Sure. Sure.

I'll just set up a tour
and we'll go from there.

Okay. I should
get back to practice.

Okay. Oh, just—
just one thing.

I think while
we're working this out,

it would be best not to tell Regina...
For now.

The best of the best.

And Daphne, an interpreter

would be with you
in all of your classes.

Hey.

Who's that girl
with your parents?

Just some scholarship kid
they're sponsoring.

Is it okay if I just walk
around on my own for a minute?

- By all means.
- Yeah, absolutely.

You don't go here, do you?

Just taking a tour.

It's a lot different
than my school.

- Oh, where's that?
- It's called Carlton.

It's for deaf kids.
I'm deaf.

- What's your name?
- Liam. Oh wait.

We learned the alphabet
in the first grade.

I'm Daphne,
but my name sign is...

- Oh.
- Mine's a sign for "happy" with a D.

I should have a name sign.

What's the sign
for exceedingly handsome?

You can't name yourself.

It's like a rule.
A deaf person has to do it.

A rule?
Like I can get into trouble?

- There's a deaf police?
- Yes.

Well, bye, Daphne with a d.

Bye, Liam.

When were you planning
on telling me?

What's in your nose?
What's in her nose?

I wanted her
to tell you herself, okay?

- What is that? She pierced her nose?
- Yes.

You guys aren't even
my real parents.

- I can do whatever I want.
- You can knock that off.

- And I want that thing out of your nose.
- No.

- Right now!
- Honey, look, I'm sorry.

We should have told you
about the tour.

That is not the point, mom!

Okay, well, I think it's a good
idea for you to get to know her.

And besides, we have to find a way
to integrate Daphne into our lives.

- Why? Because she's so perfect?
- No, of course not.

You can't just
throw her in my face.

Two seconds after meeting her
and she's going to my school?

I know it's all
very fast, but—

Bay, you have to be
reasonable here.

She has not had the same
opportunities as you.

And your mother and I are just
trying to make this thing right.

- Right for who?
- Right for all of us.

Okay well, what's right for
me is not having her here.

And if you two care about me
at all, you won't do this.

Bay.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Your dad set up a tour for me.

- Are you gonna go here?
- I don't know. We'll see.

Emmett, this is Toby.

- Toby, this is Emmett.
- Hey.

He was just asking who you are.

- He doesn't talk?
- Not orally.

Why not?

I mean, why do some deaf people talk
and others don't?

It just kind of depends
on the person—

if they feel comfortable, if they
had speech therapy growing up,

if they want to speak.

- But he reads lips?
- Yes.

You can just ask him directly.

- But he won't answer.
- It just—

It's not really
considered polite

to talk about deaf people
in the third person.

Plus, I can interpret.

Well, what does he do
when you're not around?

He actually isn't around people
who don't sign that often.

All his friends are deaf
and his whole family is deaf.

What about like stores,
restaurants, busses?

- What does he do in, like, real life?
- He gets by.

Trust me, Emmett gets by.

Well, what did he say?

He really likes your shoes.

Cool.
Well, see you around.

She's really mad at us.

John.

Daph—

♪ I'm too worried
about what you're doing ♪

♪ you're not worried
about what I'm doing too ♪

♪ what you're doing to me ♪

♪ wanna be free ♪

♪ I'm too worried about
what you're doing doing ♪

♪ nope, you're not worried
about what I'm doing too ♪

♪ what you're doing
to me, yeah ♪

♪ why can't you see ♪

♪ that I can't change you? ♪

♪ nor was that my intention ♪

♪ please explain,
your earnest words ♪

♪ are just shucking
and jiving ♪

♪ you like to see
your thumb on me ♪

♪ you're just checkin' in,
make it begin again ♪

♪ 'gain 'gain 'gain and again,
'gain 'gain and again ♪

♪ 'gain 'gain 'gain and again,
'gain 'gain and again ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- ♪ oh oh oh oh oh... ♪
- What are you, a tagger?

What— what are you
doing here?

I live right there.

The better question is
what are you doing here?

I'm not here.
You never saw me.

Pretty sure the fine
for graffiti

is $10,000, 30 days in jail.

- But hey, it's your party.
- Thanks for looking out for me, really.

You know,
I've seen these around.

- This is really cool.
- Yeah?

Well, just don't tell anyone.

I actually do prefer
staying out of jail, okay?

Looks like I'm keeping
a lot of your secrets.

Yeah, looks like it.

I admit it, I went crazy when
I saw her on that motorcycle.

I thought, "What kind of mother
lets her teenage daughter—"

Kathryn, what did you do?

I ran a security check...

To see who this woman
really is.

- And?
- She has two D.U.I.s.

I think we should
have Bay over.

We'll have dinner,
watch a movie.

Please.
Ma, you should see their house.

- She does not want to come here.
- Regina, you're her mother.

She doesn't care
how big your house is.

What—

Damn it!

They took my cell phone
charger and $2 in change.

You know what this is
gonna cost me

for a cell phone charger
and $2 in change?

- We have to move out of here.

Hello? What?

No, there must be some mistake.

- Daphne's been arrested.
- What? What for?

She needs an interpreter.

By law you have to
get her an interpreter.

- Were you trying to get arrested?
- Everyone has one, mom.

Oh, that chick is such a
weasel for busting me.

"Everyone has one"—
that's your excuse?

First you get that thing
in your nose and now this?

It's microscopic.
Get over it.

You're gonna have it for the rest of
your life and you didn't even ask me.

What is the big deal?
It's her body.

- Excuse me?
- She is right. It's my body.

Okay, we're done here.
Court date's on the 26th.

Court date—
that should sound familiar.

- What was that?
- We know about your D.U.I.s.

This is not the time or place.
Why not?

That was 12 years ago.
How do you even know about—

- Were you drunk when Daphne got sick?
- Kathryn, stop it, please.

No, I wanna know. Did you wait too
long to take her to the hospital?

Is that why her fever got so high?
Is that why she is deaf?

Because being deaf
is the worst possible thing

you could imagine
for your daughter, right?

That is not what
she's trying to say.

You don't know a thing
about her or me.

We know that you're
not responsible.

Will you all just stop
fighting, please?

May I remind you that
we're in the police station

because of the daughter
that you raised?

Do you even hear yourselves?

We intend to get an attorney
and take Daphne back.

- Don't even think about that.
- We will think about it.

Bay, hold on one second.
Both of you just calm down.

- No, I can't believe you're taking her s—
- Bay? Bay?

I think we should keep
looking for her.

Honey, she's got her phone.
She'll call a friend.

She'll be fine.

How could I not have known?

Because you had been
in labor for 17 hours.

Because all newborns
look alike.

Because someone
from that hospital

came to us and said,
"Hey, here's your baby."

And we had no reason
not to believe them.

I keep asking myself
the same thing.

But it's different for me.
I carried her.

She was inside of me.
She was my baby.

Okay, this is not helping.

That woman got her.

If we had figured this out
at the hospital,

we would never have gotten Bay.

I know.

That's the crazy part.

I can't even be angry
because I am so grateful.

I know, it's—
I know.

It's a really good school.

It just— it seems
so important to them.

But mom would freak out
if I told her I wanted to go.

But if I say no, it's like
I'm rejecting them.

Ugh.

Just tell me what to do.

Well, it's up to you.

You find her?

They think she's
at a friend's house

and she'll call
when she's ready.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Good night.

I need to talk to you.

I need you to stop lashing
out at the Kennishes.

As uneducated as they are about
deaf culture, they mean well.

- Those people—
- Let me finish.

You are my mom.

You will always be my mom.

But I need to get
to know them too.

I took a tour of that hearing
school where Bay goes.

They really want me to go and
I think I'm gonna say yes.

So I need you to support
my decision, okay?

Absolutely not.

What?

You want to be
that weird deaf girl

with the interpreter
following her around?

You know what happens
to deaf kids

at hearing schools.

They're outsiders.

Daphne, you can do anything
you want with your life.

I have always told you that.

You're 1,000 times smarter
than any of those hearing kids

who used to tease you
and make you feel stupid.

It's not gonna be like that.

I'm not five years old anymore.

I don't need you to protect me.

Yes, you do.

Now I have to protect you
from yourself.

You know what's right,

but you're letting
these people pressure you

because you're so desperate
for their acceptance.

Let them love you
for who you are,

not who they think
you should be.

♪ in this turning world ♪

♪ this world, it turns me
upside down ♪

♪ do do do do do do do ♪

♪ do do do do do do ♪

♪ onboard there's
a plank set aside ♪

♪ nailed down
and ready to be walked ♪

You're welcome.

♪ These splinters
in my hands... ♪

You're such a brat.

Why? Because I'm not
reacting well to finding out

that I'm a plot device
in a mark twain novel?

Excuse me for not
handling this better.

You know, you're the one
who started this.

You could have
left it alone, but, no,

you had to go dragging mom and
dad to that genetic counselor.

Well, excuse me for being
such a selfish person.

I want to find out who I am
and who my parents are.

And don't you think
there's a part of me

that wishes that I didn't
start any of this either.

I wasn't expecting
the answer to be yes.

I know I said I did,
but deep down,

I was hoping there'd be
some other explanation.

Forget it. I know
you can't understand.

No one can.

You know what's funny?

In school they're
always saying,

"Hey, kids, it's cool.
You know, don't worry

if you feel like
you don't belong."

But you,

you really don't belong.

At all.

Thank you. So much.
That was incredibly helpful.

And by the way, genius, there is one
other person that would understand.

Oh, yeah. Her.

♪ It turns me upside down ♪

♪ do do do do ♪

♪ do do do do do do ♪

♪ do do do do ♪

♪ do do do do ♪

♪ mmm ♪

No! Don't do that!

I can't read your lips
in the dark.

Besides, this is my room.

It's actually my room,
technically.

Very funny.

Ah. Hm.

May I?

Papa roach.

Pitbull featuring T-Pain.

Damn, some of this stuff
is too hard for me.

Behind this sweet smile,
axe murderer.

Wait a minute.

I can hear the beat
if the music is loud—

Very loud.

I like it that way too.

Uh...

Did you do these?

God, no. I wish.

My mom did them.

I don't mean to interrupt
all this, but...

What are you doing here?

Oh, just... you know.

Can I ask you something?

Did you know?

I mean, growing up, did you ever feel...
Different?

Well, yeah. I'm deaf.

Mm.
And, frankly...

I have been through a hell
of a lot worse than this.

Hey, uh, look, if you
want to go to my school,

it's fine.

Okay.

Thanks.

So what happens now?

I can't switch families
or anything like that.

Plus, I'm sure you don't
want to move to Toledo.

Who's moving to Toledo?

We have an uncle there.
He said we could move in.

My mom's two months
behind on rent.

She keeps losing clients.

I think we might actually
have to go this time.

Yeah, dad, I know.
I'm sorry.

I love you too.

See you in the morning.

Well, nobody invited me
to the party, but...

Grandma, this is Bay.

Bay, this is...
Your grandma, I guess.

- Iay, qué linda!
- Oh!

You're gorgeous!

I can't believe
I'm part Puerto Rican.

I've been taking French
for nine years.

You're here.
Thank God.

But you are in high school.

What on earth are you
doing ordering beer

under any circumstances?

You deserve to get arrested.

You got arrested?

Eh, what can I say?

No one tells me anything.

And running away by yourself?

Do you know how
freaked out we were?

Yes.

Ella es exactamente
como tu eras a su edad.

Es por eso que
estoy preocupada.

Between the Spanish and
the signing, I'm lost.

She said you are
just like I was

at your age.

Are you really
moving to Toledo?

I don't know.
We'll see.

How are we gonna
get to know each other

if you live 1,200 miles away?

We'll just have
to make it work.

But we will make it work.

You are stuck with two mothers,

whether you like it or not.

Regina did it.
Oh.

Well, it's very...

Temporary. They're clips.

Thank God.

What happened to
that thing on your nose?

Uh, it was a sticker.

Honey, I love you.

But you're still in trouble
for that fake I.D.

I know!

Mom?

Mm-hm?

You know that guest house
that we hardly ever use?

All this space.

My boyfriend will finally
have somewhere

to rehearse his garage band.

Ha. We said no rules.

She doesn't even
have a boyfriend.

Hi!

It's fantastic up here.

Who is that?

Absolutely lovely.
I am so excited.

No, really.

Who is that?

Excuse me...!

What are you doing here?

Not a rich white girl, huh?

It's a long story.

By the way, that dude
Magritte, he's pretty trippy.

What's with all
the faceless guys?

The hat. Apple.
What's that all about?

You looked it up.

Listen, hot girls quote French to
me all the time in back alleys.

Oh.

Did you guys meet?
Bay, this is Ty.

He's like my big brother.

Not by blood, right?

No.

Okay. Good. Cool.

Nice to meet you, Bay.

See you around, Ty.

What?

Regina, um...

Anything in the house is yours.

The pantry and the refrigerator,
and we have a full bar...

I'm sober, Kathryn.

I've been sober
for 11 1/2 years.

Oh. I-I didn't know.

Of course you didn't.

We don't know anything
about each other,

except that we raised
each other's daughters.

Yeah, but I-I was just saying—
Look.

We agreed to this arrangement
so I could get to know Bay

and you could
get to know Daphne.

And, frankly,
I could use the free rent.

But I am sure you're about as thrilled
to have me in the back yard

as I am to be here.

So let's just make one thing clear.

I do not intent to enter your house
without permission.

And I assume you'll extend to me
the same courtesy.

Hmm?

Okay?

So who do you think my dad is?