Survivor (2000–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Long Hard Days - full transcript
The game is taking it's toll on everyone. The alliance plans to blindside Kelly after her actions in the past week. Sean gets a surprise visit from a loved one.
ANNOUNCER:
Last week on Survivor:
Rich woke up with
a Tribal Council hangover...
I got bombarded at the council.
A little alliance tried
to attack Richie
on my birthday.
ANNOUNCER:
So he decided to fight back
by catching fewer fish.
And I'm, like, you backstabbers,
Colleen and Gervase.
First, you want him out of here
and then you're
all over the food.
Uh...
ANNOUNCER:
But Sue did some backstabbing
on her own...
I never trusted Rich.
He's a snake.
ANNOUNCER:
And cracks appeared
in the alliance.
Making a deal with Rich is
kind of like
making a deal with the devil.
ANNOUNCER:
But it was Rich
who burned the competition...
Yeah!
ANNOUNCER:
And won the big prize,
immunity.
Unable to vote for Rich
at the council,
Sue and Kelly stuck
with the alliance
and sent Gervase packing.
JEFF PROBST:
Gervase.
ANNOUNCER:
Only six remain.
Who will be voted off tonight?
( birds chirping )
RICH:
Just woke up.
I'm wet.
So, I guess it rained
last night,
but I slept through it.
Today is the... 31st day...
I think.
All I know is, this is
the ninth day till the end.
KELLY:
People were kind of miserable
this morning.
I was one of the miserable.
I mean, every day's
a little tough because...
we don't have a lot to do
and we're-we're low energy.
Rich has gotten really,
really weak
and really crabby
and really hungry
an-and Sean also.
I got to try
to put on some weight
before I go home.
Everyone's telling
me I look ugly.
The food I miss,
but not as much as my parents.
The hardest part, uh, for me,
about being here, um
is that I miss my family
and, uh... like I've reiterated
a thousand times over
I'm no mama's boy,
but I'd really like
to see my family.
It would mean
an enormous amount to me.
When you think of their smiles
and their hugs
and stuff like that,
I just can't wait to see them.
( birds squawking )
KELLY:
Colleen's legs are
pretty beat up.
She's gotten
some pretty bad gashes
and she has some sores
up higher on her legs
that she doesn't know
how she got.
COLLEEN:
My legs are bothering me.
I mean, I would be lying
if I said my legs
aren't bothering me.
They-they hurt a lot.
I have all these
and then, I have these new ones.
I can't sleep
because they itch so bad.
So, I get a scar
and then I itch it off
and it... and it's just like
this never-ending cycle
and they're going
to be like this
for the next three years,
you know?
And bugs live in them.
I mean, it's just awful.
It's so awful.
I am feeling like
I've been here for 59,000 days.
The past five days have been
the longest five days
of my entire life.
I miss my old team.
? ?
I miss my old beach, you know?
I am the last sole survivor
of the Pagong Tribe.
I am a dying breed.
Pagong gets picked off
one by one.
That's obvious.
Now, I'm very confused
at where alliances stand,
and I think they're confused
at where alliances stand.
RICH:
Try and follow all this.
I'm going to give you
all of what's happened.
COLLEEN:
Rich and Sue are promising
one thing to Sean...
promising another thing
to Kelly.
Sue and Kelly are promising
one thing to Rich...
promising another thing to Sean,
and then, Rudy just sits back
and watch it all happen.
RICH:
It seems like Kelly
might be flip-flopping
and planning strategies
at our expense
and that just ticked Sue off
to no end.
Kelly is staying
in the alliance at this time,
but she's trying
to make herself look good
to the other team
in case it comes
down to the end,
and she's
one of the last two standing
that she will be, like,
"Oh, I didn't align with them,"
and we're, like,
"This time, no, baby doll.
You're not going to look good."
I'm here to play the game.
I'm going to play the da...
game.
I don't give a rat's ass
what people think about me.
I don't have to prove
anything to anybody.
I know who I am.
So, who cares?
COLLEEN:
That's what's so interesting
about this
is, I'm getting to see
the breakdown
of the Tagi alliance,
which is really funny.
Everybody is very concerned
of the money at this point.
Like Sean would say,
"It's a one-in-six chance
of winning $1 million"
and nobody's going
to throw that away.
They'll be gunning for us
if they're not already.
I think they are.
We'll beat them, man.
There comes a point
where you have to turncoat
a little bit,
be a little more strategic,
a little more
self-preservative.
It's a serious contest.
There's a lot
of money at stake
and, uh, I'd better
start treating it that way.
No one's here just to
make friends and shake hands
and have relationships
for the rest of the time.
Where's-where's
Kelly and, uh, Sue?
They went for wood.
They went for wood--
that way?
That way.
So, now, it's you and
me to the end, period.
I've given you my word.
You know,
if-if I got ( no audio )
along the way
like somebody had gave me
the word,
I'd do something
to them.
You're the only one
I've been able to trust
from the beginning.
And you can
right to the end.
Right.
COLLEEN:
This is definitely what happens
when you put a big chunk
of cheese in a maze
and let all the mice go at it,
you know?
And see who eats who
and who scrambles on top of who
and I don't want to be
any part of it.
It's... not a fun game, no.
KELLY:
What does it say?
"Survivor Trivia."
"This time, it's not
"your muscles you'll strain
"for tomorrow's event.
you'll workout your brain."
RUDY:
Well, we got a clue last night
and, uh, it says you can use
your brain, not your muscles,
which is good news.
Not that my brain's any good,
but, uh...
I'd rather use that
than my muscles
'cause the muscles hurt now.
Yeah, I suck at trivia,
but I love it
'cause I fi...
you know?
And I'm real slow
at the buzzer,
but you know
what I was thinking
before I went
to bed last night?
I was thinking,
"It's going to be
just like a game show.
This is going
to be so cool,"
and then, I was like,
"Wait a minute.
We're on a game show."
My friends, today...
decadence speaks.
Oh, we're liking this.
We've taken the visa
and created a really
cool night tonight
for one of you.
Oh! No, come on.
One night...
on a yacht...
That yacht!
That yacht.
( laughter )
You got your TV
and your stereo, sure.
You got your
luxury dinner...
Oh, my God.
With your waiter,
fresh sheets, beautiful bed
and a hot, hot shower.
Pretty simple--
you guys are going
to start at the end--
A-B-C...
all the way through...
true/false
or multiple choice.
You're going to start
on the blue squares.
As you
answer questions correctly,
you move forward
through the different colors.
Now, if you're the last
one left on a color
that the others have
already moved beyond,
you're out of the game.
First one on the mat
gets the night
on the yacht.
Let's do it.
Take your spots.
For a night on the yacht,
here we go.
"True or false--
"pound for pound, insects are
a better source of protein
than beef?"
Stare straight ahead.
Everybody take a step forward.
You are right.
Almost 80% of an insect
is good for protein.
All right.
"What must be done to water
"collected from inside
green bamboo
"before it's safe to drink?
"A) nothing
"B) it must be strained,
C) it must be boiled
or D) it must be distilled."
"Nothing" is right.
If it's inside the bamboo,
it's okay.
Richard, you had it.
Rudy, Colleen, step forward.
Kelly.
What?
Oh, sh...
You're out, buddy.
Bad!
"If you do not have water,
you should
"A) not sleep,
"B) not eat,
"C) stay on your feet
or D) stay active?"
Everybody, move a step forward.
"Not eat," because digestion
removes even more fluid.
Susan...
I'm sorry.
Yeah?
Yeah, I was just saying...
yeah...
Last one.
JEFF:
Join your pal Kelly.
"True or false--
"if you eat a poisonous mushroom
and survive the first 24 hours,
you have a 90% chance
of full recovery?"
Richard, move into the lead.
That is false.
Some mushrooms, in fact,
you recover from
in the first 24 hours
and then die
two to ten days later.
Oh, baby!
I can still see the boat
through the fog, Jeff.
"What is the longest
venomous snake in the world--
"A) king cobra,
"B) giant sea snake,
"C) reticulate python
or D) Kinabalu pit viper?"
Sean, move up with Richard.
It was "A) the king cobra."
"True or false-- the dangerous
female black widow spider
"is identified
by a blue hourglass pattern
on her abdomen?"
What's the right answer,
Richard?
Red--
"false."
Red.
You and Sean
move forward.
We have a showdown.
( groaning )
Colleen and Rudy,
sorry, guys.
"Which of the following
can you drink
"to kill intestinal parasites--
"A) distilled water,
"B) mango juice,
"C) kerosene,
"D) ginger ale?"
Both ready?
Yeah.
Richard, you really
wanted that, didn't you?
Did I lose it?
Sean, congratulations.
"C) kerosene."
Oh, I thought
that would kill you.
Good job.
JEFF:
Sean,
congratulations.
That yacht right there
is all yours--
one night, hot shower,
hot towels
and everything else
we talked about.
Way to go, man.
Good job, Seanie.
Oh, Sean, here's one
more thing to consider.
One other person may
be able to join you
for breakfast
on that yacht.
So, I'll let that
sort of ruminate in your head
as you... contemplate
this whole thing.
Otherwise, it's going
to be a great night.
Party on the boat.
Whoo!
Listen...
SEAN:
Yesterday, I won a challenge--
an island trivia contest.
The reward to the challenge
was lucky for me, is a night
on this luxurious yacht.
I understand
there's going to be food
I hope dessert, a warm shower,
television, maybe a newspaper.
But, uh, hopefully I'll get
to bring some company with me.
If I'm allowed one person,
I owe Kelly a dinner,
so she's coming with me.
I really like Sean.
I've probably talked a lot
of trash about Sean
'cause he's neurotic
and talks a lot,
but he's really a good guy.
If he does get
to bring one person, he said
he's going to bring me,
so I'm a little stoked up
about that.
I might get to go spend
a night on a yacht,
which would be cool
because if I could spend
a night on a yacht
and shower and eat some food,
I'd be good to go
for another seven days.
( distant thunder rumbling )
SEAN:
This is an ungodly
type of rain
that we're not used to
in the States.
You know, I've seen some heavy
rain-pours in New York City,
but this is heavy, heavy rain,
I mean, serious rain.
This is really horrible.
Survival of the fittest--
who can stand under an umbrella
in the rain the longest.
But that piece-of-crap
parachute thing
has been the most waterproof
thing we've had
on this whole island,
so a lot of people
have been crowding up
underneath that.
COLLEEN:
Today it's raining.
Last night was raining,
and I think tomorrow
it will probably be raining.
This is definitely
the worst day.
SEAN:
Definitely the worst day by far.
And it's really bad because
it's probably going to be
like this tomorrow.
SUSAN:
As far as the rain,
well, I think it was a big
deterrer on a lot of people.
Really kind of ate at 'em.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I'd want
to live with some of them
right now.
Might be ornery, tired,
hungry, cold...
the quickest way.
It beats driving a semi
through Chicago
at 4:00 on a Friday
summer afternoon.
KELLY:
Thank God for the sun.
The sky's really clear
and everybody's drying out
and warming up.
Good stuff.
That's a great rainbow.
Pretty.
Hey, Jeff!
Check out the rainbow
you came in under.
Wow!
That is great!
Whoo!
What's
happening, Jeff?
Well, I wish I was
coming here to say
that everybody was going
on the yacht.
So do we.
Yeah, we do, too.
Let's go.
See you, buddy.
Guys...
Enjoy.
See you in the morning.
See you guys tomorrow.
Bye, Rude.
Have fun.
See you guys.
Bye, guys.
Sorry you're not coming.
SUSAN:
Sean finally leaves
to go off
to his yacht excursion
and then he hollers out
"Hey! I can invite somebody
for breakfast!"
I can invite someone
for breakfast.
Who wants it?
Take her.
Kelly, do you want that
to be your meal?
Sean, it's your decision.
Don't pawn it off on me.
Yeah, Sean, get some balls
Decide.
and make a decision!
Richie, scrambled eggs
tomorrow morning.
JEFF:
We'll see you
in the morning, hatch.
Sean makes up his mind
and he invites Rich.
Tomorrow, Rich.
You need a boost.
KELLY:
Sean kept saying
how he was going to take me
and then, last minute
he said, "Oh-- oh, Rich,
"you like eggs for breakfast,
don't ya?
Okay, me and you, Rich.
I'll take you."
SUSAN:
The guy's dumb.
So dumb. Is he not?
Hi.
? ?
Sean is probably eating
lots of food.
I wonder if he got pizza.
KELLY:
You know, we're all hungry
and tired and dirty
and bored...
He'll probably shave and bathe.
Ah...
Maybe he might get a massage.
I don't think he's ever had
a massage.
Oh, that feels so good, yeah.
I just hope the poor kid doesn't
make a fool out of himself.
Does my ass look as bony
as it feels?
JEFF:
The captain-- he's not going
to be steering all night.
He's going to go to sleep.
I just wanted to introduce him
to you.
Just for, you know...
But this guy just really
wanted to say hi
and, you know, he's
familiar with the show.
He's certainly familiar
with you and everything
that's going on,
so come on in and take
the oars or whatever.
Hi... Captain...
Captain!
Hey, Dad!
Oh, my God!
Holy Toledo!
How's my boy?
Oh, Pops, I love ya!
I miss ya!
I love you, too, son.
Oh, my God!
You look fantastic.
Oh, my God.
Did I tell ya that?
I can't believe you
got my father here.
Oh, my God, Dad, you
made my whole adventure.
Hey, shrimp.
I cannot tell you
how much more
this is worth
than a million
dollars to me.
I can't...
Money's nothing.
SEAN:
I thought the reward
ample enough to spend
a night on a yacht
and get a massage, a shower,
a shave...
and to see my father then,
I mean it was just
a dream come true.
So, so much.
He's got his heart
twice as big
as this body.
It's twice as big as your body.
It's the truth, son.
I'd walk
on nails, coals,
I don't care. Anything.
Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
I don't know why
the bond's so strong.
It is.
We got a very strong bond.
You're the best, Dad.
Your dad is looped.
Yeah, yeah.
Have my wine.
I am so happy right now.
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I just wish Sean would...
just get a backbone sometimes.
It irks me the way he tried
to put it on me.
Like, "I'm going to bring you,
"but you can pass it on
to Rich if you want to,"
like he didn't want
to be the ....
you know, he didn't want
to have to make the decision
that was his to make.
It's dawn
and I'm looking at the yacht
and Sean's probably
still sleeping.
But it won't be long
before they come get me
for breakfast.
Rich, get your skinny
ass up here. Let's go.
My skinny ass.
Oh, I love it.
Hey, tell Sean
he's in big trouble.
Tell Sean he's got
to deal with Wiglesworth
when he gets back.
Oh, that'll, that'll
spoil his whole morning.
Hey.
And she's hungry.
KELLY:
You know, it's not
even the food.
I don't give
a ... about the food.
It's the point that
he's been going on
and on and on...
SUSAN:
About how he screwed
you out of a meal.
How he screwed me
and he owes me.
And then when it comes down
to it, he can't even ...
he's a ..., man.
So where's Sean at?
RICHARD:
Hey!
There he is.
Hey, captain.
I take it
it's captain.
That's his captain,
all right.
Did you have
a good night?
SEAN:
I know you
needed something
to pull you out
of your doldrums.
This is going
to do it, buddy.
Off we go.
Sean, hey.
Nice shower and everything.
My pleasure.
Good to see you.
Meet the captain.
How are you
doing, sir?
He's also known
as Jim Kenniff,
my father.
That's my father
from New York.
It's not!
Jim, all right!
Isn't that wild?
Holy Moses!
It was good.
It was enjoyable.
I just kept eating
while they talked
and answered questions
as I chewed.
JIM:
It was rocking for me.
SEAN:
We had an hour
boat ride here
and then we polished off
two bottles of wine.
We confessed how much
we loved each other
and all that good
father-son stuff.
Oh, my God.
Just dump it out.
This is all
your guys' food.
What is this?
Cinnamon rolls?
Yes.
Thanks for picking
me, Sean.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Nice to meet
you, Dad.
No worries.
SUSAN:
Six more days of rice.
I might even skip the last day
of eating altogether
just not to eat rice.
Mexican food.
Shrimp fajitas...
chips and salsa.
Guacamole...
and enchiladas.
COLLEEN:
Sean is seeing that he's
in a little bit of trouble,
and he should probably
have Rich out there
because Rich is going
to make sure
that I get booted off tonight
and not him.
Maybe somewhere
he's thinking that.
He's smart
if he's thinking that.
I like that.
Good job, Sean.
I can't figure out why
he switched at the last minute,
but all them ladies
are pissed off at him.
Rich had better
made a haul back.
Jeff, literally...
I have so much
to tell you guys.
I am definitely getting...
Oh, you all right?
You all right?
I got caught
in the rope.
Six out of six
votes tonight.
Unless you came
back with something,
we don't care
if you're back.
This is my father, guys.
What?
Rudy, come on
over here.
Sean's father.
( laughing )
SEAN:
I have so much
to tell you guys.
Maybe we could tell him
how dumb you were not
to take Kelly with
when you owed her.
He's catching food
for everybody.
Pay back your debts
before you...
Hi.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Sue.
Hi, Sue.
Kelly.
He's provided food
for us 50 times.
When Sean's dad first came,
to the tell you the truth,
I almost cried because I started
thinking about my mom
and I miss her a lot.
You know, Sean just gets
all the breaks.
But, uh, you know, it was good.
I felt happy for him
and he is the family kid,
you know.
So, it was good for him.
It was nice to have
a new face around and stuff.
Never caught a fish?
Never caught a fish.
Superpole 2000.
JIM:
And nothing has been
happening in the news.
I know you're all
wondering what's...
There's nothing.
SUSAN:
What's the stock
market been doing?
Staying steady
or going up?
Oh, no.
We had some
bad days there.
Did you?
400 and something points
on the NASDAQ.
SUSAN:
What's it down to?
JIM:
Then it bounced up...
I haven't...
the last few days,
I don't know.
Actually, for him to come
and visit the camp
was sort of cool,
but he didn't know anything.
So that war over
in Russia
sort of
mellowed out?
What?
They had that
one there...
Chechnya.
I don't know.
We're like, what's going on
in the world?
He didn't know none of that.
What about the
college play-offs?
Dad, you know
anything about that?
Oh, yeah, wait
a minute.
Duke?
No.
Indiana?
No.
Who the hell won?
See, I'm not really
a sports person.
Oh, he's just like Sean.
He's lovable but a doof.
Come say good-bye
to my pop.
COLLEEN:
Are you tired?
Pleasure
to meet you, Jim.
I brought something
for all of you.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, geez.
Oh, boy.
It's like Santa Claus.
Daddy Claus.
What's this
stuff?
This is J. Peterman hat.
Guess what this is?
He needs clothes.
Thank you.
He's been smelly.
When he goes to leave
this afternoon
an hour and a half ago,
he has this gray bag.
And in it's a care package
for each one of us.
Rich.
Rich.
JIM:
Somebody rich.
Kelly.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, look at this! Oh!
( shouting )
So, in it we each got
a little something
from one of our loved ones
from back home.
You got
a toothbrush.
Thank you.
I don't know.
You know what that is,
don't you?
I'm getting nauseous already.
SUSAN:
"Even though we are apart,
just remember
you are always in my heart."
COLLEEN:
We all got thrown a bone,
which was amazingly,
wonderfully great,
because now I feel like I can
do this for six more days,
and I definitely will...
I'm on a sugar high right now,
more than I have been
in a month,
so I feel like I can
do anything right now.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Jim, thank you
for being the bearer
of good treasures.
Good meeting you all.
Loves you all.
Pop, I love you.
My son, my son,
my son.
Tell my mother
I love her.
Oh, I will.
I'll tell everybody.
Tell them I'll
see them soon.
Bye, Pop.
Bye, Jim!
Thank you!
Plenty of food.
I don't care.
I'm drifting away for a while.
Just kind of going home.
That's phenomenal.
God, I can't wait
to get out of here.
Sean's father came back
with a bag
filled with things for each
of us from particular people,
and this made it from the most
wonderful woman on the planet--
Valerie.
She just printed out
the e-mail
that she was having
with her husband
who's another incredible man--
a close friend of mine--
and it just takes me back
to my real world life
and has my brain engaged
and rejuvenated
and out of these
16, whoever they are, people,
and into who I am
and just knowing what's going on
and that's it's back there
and what I'm about to experience
when I go back
and, you know,
I can last the other
whatever's left,
seven days, six days.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Jeff!
JEFF:
This challenge is for immunity.
Whoever wins gets the talisman
and cannot be voted off
at tonight's Tribal Council.
It's all about will, this game.
You're going to be
standing on planks.
Over a period of time,
I'm going to remove
certain planks
till we get down to one plank.
Last person standing
gets the talisman
and is safe tonight.
This game could take 15 minutes,
it could take 15 hours.
You will decide that.
Only rule:
You can't touch anybody,
but you can taunt all you want.
All right?
Let's go out and do it.
Survivors, ready?
ALL:
Ready.
Go.
Okay.
Got it.
Did you think
somebody would
be gone yet?
No.
You know why
I'm cutting this.
I'm pulling
this board.
ALL:
? ...81 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down
and pass it around ?
? 80 bottles
of beer on the wall ?
? 80 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 80 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down,
you pass it around ?
? 79 bottles of beer
on the wall! ?
It's moving.
I can't help that.
? 79 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 79 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down,
pass it around ?
? 78 bottles
of beer on the wall ?
? 78 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 78 bottles of beer... ?
( yelling )
JEFF:
You just gave up?
No, I fell.
He couldn't
take it anymore.
? 77 Bottles of beer... ?
I slipped.
? 65 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down... ?
? Pass it around ?
? 64 bottles
of beer on the wall... ?
I'm sorry to leave you
without my music.
See you on shore.
RICHARD:
So it's ironic
that Colleen is even trying,
because she thinks
she's dead tonight.
I asked her today, "Colleen,
what makes you happy?"
And she said,
"You know, Rich,
irony makes me happy."
So I think it's ironic
that she's trying
to stay on the board
and she's not even
in danger
of getting voted off.
Kelly, on the other hand,
has no idea that she's
leaving this evening.
But it's still...
RUDY:
I'll bet Sean gets
two votes from the girls.
Yeah, Sean may get
votes from Colleen.
Colleen and...
And maybe Kelly
just to throw a vote.
Yeah, 'cause Kelly's
trying to look
as if she's not part
of the voting bloc.
There they go...
ooh, ooh, ooh.
Go! Go!
Look at her.
She's almost gone.
But she's
Miss Dancer,
so maybe she's
got balance.
He's cut one side.
Now he's cut the other
and they're
all wobbling.
Look at the wobble.
And the play-by-play
as we look at Sue,
she's got the arms
up level across the side,
but Kelly, holy Moses,
she looks like
she's going.
Back and forth.
Oh, no.
( Rudy chuckling )
RICHARD:
Colleen looking
rather stable,
although determined.
Really trying to hang on,
thinking she's about
to be ejected this evening.
Sean's just as goofy
as ever...
and there he goes.
Sean falls off the board
and it is down to three.
Look at them.
Oh, Sue!
It's Kelly and Colleen.
Holy Moses.
Okay, Sue, so if it's...
if Kelly wins immunity
what happens?
Sean or Colleen?
I'm thinking Sean.
Are you thinking Sean
before Colleen?
What are you
thinking?
I'll go with what
you guys say.
What do you say?
I say Sean.
SUSAN:
Take the wisdom
of the old man.
Take the wisdom
of the old man.
Rudy says Sean,
so if Kelly
hangs in there,
Sean is out of
here tonight!
So, we've got
to watch
'cause it's down
to the wire.
You aren't cold after
being out there for so long?
I've got to dry off
before I put clothes on.
No, I'm fatter
than you, remember.
There goes Kelly.
They're both gone.
I think when
one wobbles,
the other wobbles.
Oh, God, Colleen.
This is
really good.
Am I getting voted off
if I fall?
Not by me.
By the rest?
I don't know,
honey.
I'm guessing yes.
JEFF:
Kelly, you got immunity.
JEFF:
Colleen moved.
SEAN:
Good job, Wiggles.
Whoo!
Well-earned.
Very well-earned.
Because this is so...
all you guys were
doing out there,
were saying, "My feet are dying,
my feet are dying."
What are you wearing
to Tribal Council tonight?
Shoes?
Shoes.
Okay, insoles
from Dr. Scholl's.
Hopefully, they'll give you
a little padding on that.
SUSAN:
Good job, Kelly.
KELLY:
Thank you.
KELLY:
This stupid alliance thing--
I don't even care
about that anymore, you know?
I say I'm not...
I'm not in it anymore,
I'm voting my conscience,
and, you know,
I want to be true to myself
and who I am
and keep my dignity--
who cares?
COLLEEN:
Kelly-- she was a double agent,
so to speak, you know,
talking to the Pagong people,
really trying
to get in with them
and then relaying everything
we said to her teammates.
The, uh, the Pagong people,
fortunately
picked up on that, 'cause
they all came to me in unison
and they said,
"I think Kelly's up to no good,"
and, uh, so... so it was
very plastic, very see-through,
and even her biggest advocate
on this island, Sue,
saw right through that.
KELLY:
I'm voting strategically.
So are they, and they still
think I'm in the stupid alliance
because if I told them
I didn't want to be,
they'd vote me off, so I'm
trying to save my own ass.
So how bold and wonderful
is that?
SUSAN:
Me and Kelly, I thought,
had a real friendship going.
I really did.
But, uh, when I turn around
and see somebody starting
to dig a knife into my backside,
it just really pisses me off.
I don't care
what I say to people.
I don't care... if I'm nice
to anybody at camp anymore.
I do not give a ...,
and it feels so good.
It's great, I love it.
Welcome to Tribal Council 11.
We're going to bring
in our jury now.
It consists of Greg, Jenna
and, as of last week,
Gervase
who was the last person
voted off.
Two of you will make
it to the final vote.
The other four
will join these three
and will decide
who gets the million dollars.
So let's talk about
what's gone on since
the last Tribal Council.
A busy, busy time--
a lot of it
hovering around you, Sean.
One decision, though,
you had to make
was, right as we left,
heading out to the yacht,
I said, "you know what?
Why don't you invite somebody
for breakfast."
Correct.
Puts you in
a tough spot.
Very tough spot.
You had to pick somebody.
Absolutely.
So what made you change
your mind at the last minute?
Rich provides food.
KELLY:
Yeah, but let's not forget
the fact that you said,
"Kelly, all right,
I'm going to take you,
"but you can give it to Rich,
so I don't know,
it's in your hands."
I'll tell you why,
and she knows this.
Rich also gave us
tons of food.
He goes out every day
fishing for four hours,
comes back with something
in his basket
nine out of ten times,
which is really great
for the tribe.
But you didn't say that.
This is what
I'm thinking, so...
A day later.
No.
What do you mean,
a day later?
Not at all.
He was in my thoughts
when I mentioned breakfast.
He really wanted
to go on that ship
during the contest--
I factored all
that into it
and I said, "Kelly,
who wants to come?"
And I yelled from the ship
and I just made
an instant decision.
If it was the wrong one
and it gets me a vote
from Kelly...
I'm sorry, Kelly.
It's not about the food,
Sean-- it's the fact
that the whole day before,
you were saying,
"Oh, I'm going
to take you, and..."
I mean, you don't
owe me anything.
It's not about that.
So...
It's just the fact
that you were saying...
I felt obliged,
that's all.
JEFF:
Okay...
Richard.
Yeah?
Two Tribal Councils ago,
you got three votes.
Yeah.
The only thing
that saved you
was the now-infamous
"alphabet system,"
which cast a
vote for Jenna
was the swing vote.
I mean, other people
voted for Jenna,
but it was
that swing vote
that was based
on the alphabet
that saved you.
It looked that way, yeah.
It seems like at this point,
if I'm just looking at it
on paper,
you would be in
a very precarious
situation tonight.
I could be going home tonight.
Absolutely.
JEFF:
How about you,
Colleen?
Last Tribal Council,
you said,
"I'm either going tonight, Jeff,
or I'm going
the next Tribal Council."
I mean, I'm feeling...
I'm feeling, uh...
I'm feeling
like I'm going, yeah.
I mean, I'm the last...
I'm the last of
my kind... here.
I'm the last Pagong.
So, uh, yeah.
JEFF:
What's your gut on
how nasty it's going to get?
Mm... what's my gut
on how nasty it's going to get?
It's going to get pretty nasty.
There's a lot of, uh...
a lot of stuff going on.
Okay, it's time to vote.
Rich.
Whoa.
Um...
why are you going tonight?
Because you screwed up.
It wasn't your turn.
You were supposed to stay,
so you're actually
being sacrificed
even though
you were supposed to stay.
But... good night.
I can't vote for myself,
so I've got to vote for Sean,
because, uh... same reason
as last week, really.
He knows. He knows.
24-7 is all I have to say.
I'm voting for Colleen.
Even though she calls me a putz
all the time,
I know we're good friends,
and I like her a lot.
She's a cool girl.
So, I'm voting...
changing her name
to "Cooleen," and, uh,
she's a really cool girl.
I enjoyed her company,
and I'll probably see her
next vote...
in the jury.
JEFF:
Across from you now
are ten torches
representing the first
ten people voted off.
Tonight we will add
one more staff to that group.
I'll go tally the votes.
Once your votes are tallied,
the decision is final.
The person will be asked
to leave the island immediately.
They will return, however,
to the next Tribal Council
as the fourth member
of our final jury.
I'll read the votes.
First vote...
Sean.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Sean.
Two votes for Colleen;
two votes for Sean.
Three votes Colleen.
Colleen, you need to
bring me your torch.
( quietly ):
Be nice to each other, okay?
I swear to God,
I'm watching you.
Bye. Okay.
Play fair, okay?
Colleen, the tribe
has spoken.
It's time
for you to go.
Okay. No regrets.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Good-bye.
Bye, Colleen.
Well, I heard
Colleen's last words:
"Play fair; be nice."
She's a wonderful person.
You guys can grab
your torches
and head back to camp.
Next week on Survivor:
SEAN:
This is the most conniving
bunch of people
I have ever met in my life.
There's not an honest one
in the bunch.
Things are falling apart here
at Rattana Beach.
And you told him you
weren't aligned with us.
'Cause Colleen
told me that.
That's bull....
I don't give a ...
because I trust her
more than I trust you.
I had a lot of fun,
and the past week
was actually
the hardest part
of the whole thing.
I'm excited now
for the next step.
I want to sit
in the jury box.
If I came
into this game
on Tagi's team,
I think I could've won.
I'm just going
to say it, you know.
No harm in
saying it now
after I've been
kicked off
and I didn't win,
but really,
I think I could've won.
Last week on Survivor:
Rich woke up with
a Tribal Council hangover...
I got bombarded at the council.
A little alliance tried
to attack Richie
on my birthday.
ANNOUNCER:
So he decided to fight back
by catching fewer fish.
And I'm, like, you backstabbers,
Colleen and Gervase.
First, you want him out of here
and then you're
all over the food.
Uh...
ANNOUNCER:
But Sue did some backstabbing
on her own...
I never trusted Rich.
He's a snake.
ANNOUNCER:
And cracks appeared
in the alliance.
Making a deal with Rich is
kind of like
making a deal with the devil.
ANNOUNCER:
But it was Rich
who burned the competition...
Yeah!
ANNOUNCER:
And won the big prize,
immunity.
Unable to vote for Rich
at the council,
Sue and Kelly stuck
with the alliance
and sent Gervase packing.
JEFF PROBST:
Gervase.
ANNOUNCER:
Only six remain.
Who will be voted off tonight?
( birds chirping )
RICH:
Just woke up.
I'm wet.
So, I guess it rained
last night,
but I slept through it.
Today is the... 31st day...
I think.
All I know is, this is
the ninth day till the end.
KELLY:
People were kind of miserable
this morning.
I was one of the miserable.
I mean, every day's
a little tough because...
we don't have a lot to do
and we're-we're low energy.
Rich has gotten really,
really weak
and really crabby
and really hungry
an-and Sean also.
I got to try
to put on some weight
before I go home.
Everyone's telling
me I look ugly.
The food I miss,
but not as much as my parents.
The hardest part, uh, for me,
about being here, um
is that I miss my family
and, uh... like I've reiterated
a thousand times over
I'm no mama's boy,
but I'd really like
to see my family.
It would mean
an enormous amount to me.
When you think of their smiles
and their hugs
and stuff like that,
I just can't wait to see them.
( birds squawking )
KELLY:
Colleen's legs are
pretty beat up.
She's gotten
some pretty bad gashes
and she has some sores
up higher on her legs
that she doesn't know
how she got.
COLLEEN:
My legs are bothering me.
I mean, I would be lying
if I said my legs
aren't bothering me.
They-they hurt a lot.
I have all these
and then, I have these new ones.
I can't sleep
because they itch so bad.
So, I get a scar
and then I itch it off
and it... and it's just like
this never-ending cycle
and they're going
to be like this
for the next three years,
you know?
And bugs live in them.
I mean, it's just awful.
It's so awful.
I am feeling like
I've been here for 59,000 days.
The past five days have been
the longest five days
of my entire life.
I miss my old team.
? ?
I miss my old beach, you know?
I am the last sole survivor
of the Pagong Tribe.
I am a dying breed.
Pagong gets picked off
one by one.
That's obvious.
Now, I'm very confused
at where alliances stand,
and I think they're confused
at where alliances stand.
RICH:
Try and follow all this.
I'm going to give you
all of what's happened.
COLLEEN:
Rich and Sue are promising
one thing to Sean...
promising another thing
to Kelly.
Sue and Kelly are promising
one thing to Rich...
promising another thing to Sean,
and then, Rudy just sits back
and watch it all happen.
RICH:
It seems like Kelly
might be flip-flopping
and planning strategies
at our expense
and that just ticked Sue off
to no end.
Kelly is staying
in the alliance at this time,
but she's trying
to make herself look good
to the other team
in case it comes
down to the end,
and she's
one of the last two standing
that she will be, like,
"Oh, I didn't align with them,"
and we're, like,
"This time, no, baby doll.
You're not going to look good."
I'm here to play the game.
I'm going to play the da...
game.
I don't give a rat's ass
what people think about me.
I don't have to prove
anything to anybody.
I know who I am.
So, who cares?
COLLEEN:
That's what's so interesting
about this
is, I'm getting to see
the breakdown
of the Tagi alliance,
which is really funny.
Everybody is very concerned
of the money at this point.
Like Sean would say,
"It's a one-in-six chance
of winning $1 million"
and nobody's going
to throw that away.
They'll be gunning for us
if they're not already.
I think they are.
We'll beat them, man.
There comes a point
where you have to turncoat
a little bit,
be a little more strategic,
a little more
self-preservative.
It's a serious contest.
There's a lot
of money at stake
and, uh, I'd better
start treating it that way.
No one's here just to
make friends and shake hands
and have relationships
for the rest of the time.
Where's-where's
Kelly and, uh, Sue?
They went for wood.
They went for wood--
that way?
That way.
So, now, it's you and
me to the end, period.
I've given you my word.
You know,
if-if I got ( no audio )
along the way
like somebody had gave me
the word,
I'd do something
to them.
You're the only one
I've been able to trust
from the beginning.
And you can
right to the end.
Right.
COLLEEN:
This is definitely what happens
when you put a big chunk
of cheese in a maze
and let all the mice go at it,
you know?
And see who eats who
and who scrambles on top of who
and I don't want to be
any part of it.
It's... not a fun game, no.
KELLY:
What does it say?
"Survivor Trivia."
"This time, it's not
"your muscles you'll strain
"for tomorrow's event.
you'll workout your brain."
RUDY:
Well, we got a clue last night
and, uh, it says you can use
your brain, not your muscles,
which is good news.
Not that my brain's any good,
but, uh...
I'd rather use that
than my muscles
'cause the muscles hurt now.
Yeah, I suck at trivia,
but I love it
'cause I fi...
you know?
And I'm real slow
at the buzzer,
but you know
what I was thinking
before I went
to bed last night?
I was thinking,
"It's going to be
just like a game show.
This is going
to be so cool,"
and then, I was like,
"Wait a minute.
We're on a game show."
My friends, today...
decadence speaks.
Oh, we're liking this.
We've taken the visa
and created a really
cool night tonight
for one of you.
Oh! No, come on.
One night...
on a yacht...
That yacht!
That yacht.
( laughter )
You got your TV
and your stereo, sure.
You got your
luxury dinner...
Oh, my God.
With your waiter,
fresh sheets, beautiful bed
and a hot, hot shower.
Pretty simple--
you guys are going
to start at the end--
A-B-C...
all the way through...
true/false
or multiple choice.
You're going to start
on the blue squares.
As you
answer questions correctly,
you move forward
through the different colors.
Now, if you're the last
one left on a color
that the others have
already moved beyond,
you're out of the game.
First one on the mat
gets the night
on the yacht.
Let's do it.
Take your spots.
For a night on the yacht,
here we go.
"True or false--
"pound for pound, insects are
a better source of protein
than beef?"
Stare straight ahead.
Everybody take a step forward.
You are right.
Almost 80% of an insect
is good for protein.
All right.
"What must be done to water
"collected from inside
green bamboo
"before it's safe to drink?
"A) nothing
"B) it must be strained,
C) it must be boiled
or D) it must be distilled."
"Nothing" is right.
If it's inside the bamboo,
it's okay.
Richard, you had it.
Rudy, Colleen, step forward.
Kelly.
What?
Oh, sh...
You're out, buddy.
Bad!
"If you do not have water,
you should
"A) not sleep,
"B) not eat,
"C) stay on your feet
or D) stay active?"
Everybody, move a step forward.
"Not eat," because digestion
removes even more fluid.
Susan...
I'm sorry.
Yeah?
Yeah, I was just saying...
yeah...
Last one.
JEFF:
Join your pal Kelly.
"True or false--
"if you eat a poisonous mushroom
and survive the first 24 hours,
you have a 90% chance
of full recovery?"
Richard, move into the lead.
That is false.
Some mushrooms, in fact,
you recover from
in the first 24 hours
and then die
two to ten days later.
Oh, baby!
I can still see the boat
through the fog, Jeff.
"What is the longest
venomous snake in the world--
"A) king cobra,
"B) giant sea snake,
"C) reticulate python
or D) Kinabalu pit viper?"
Sean, move up with Richard.
It was "A) the king cobra."
"True or false-- the dangerous
female black widow spider
"is identified
by a blue hourglass pattern
on her abdomen?"
What's the right answer,
Richard?
Red--
"false."
Red.
You and Sean
move forward.
We have a showdown.
( groaning )
Colleen and Rudy,
sorry, guys.
"Which of the following
can you drink
"to kill intestinal parasites--
"A) distilled water,
"B) mango juice,
"C) kerosene,
"D) ginger ale?"
Both ready?
Yeah.
Richard, you really
wanted that, didn't you?
Did I lose it?
Sean, congratulations.
"C) kerosene."
Oh, I thought
that would kill you.
Good job.
JEFF:
Sean,
congratulations.
That yacht right there
is all yours--
one night, hot shower,
hot towels
and everything else
we talked about.
Way to go, man.
Good job, Seanie.
Oh, Sean, here's one
more thing to consider.
One other person may
be able to join you
for breakfast
on that yacht.
So, I'll let that
sort of ruminate in your head
as you... contemplate
this whole thing.
Otherwise, it's going
to be a great night.
Party on the boat.
Whoo!
Listen...
SEAN:
Yesterday, I won a challenge--
an island trivia contest.
The reward to the challenge
was lucky for me, is a night
on this luxurious yacht.
I understand
there's going to be food
I hope dessert, a warm shower,
television, maybe a newspaper.
But, uh, hopefully I'll get
to bring some company with me.
If I'm allowed one person,
I owe Kelly a dinner,
so she's coming with me.
I really like Sean.
I've probably talked a lot
of trash about Sean
'cause he's neurotic
and talks a lot,
but he's really a good guy.
If he does get
to bring one person, he said
he's going to bring me,
so I'm a little stoked up
about that.
I might get to go spend
a night on a yacht,
which would be cool
because if I could spend
a night on a yacht
and shower and eat some food,
I'd be good to go
for another seven days.
( distant thunder rumbling )
SEAN:
This is an ungodly
type of rain
that we're not used to
in the States.
You know, I've seen some heavy
rain-pours in New York City,
but this is heavy, heavy rain,
I mean, serious rain.
This is really horrible.
Survival of the fittest--
who can stand under an umbrella
in the rain the longest.
But that piece-of-crap
parachute thing
has been the most waterproof
thing we've had
on this whole island,
so a lot of people
have been crowding up
underneath that.
COLLEEN:
Today it's raining.
Last night was raining,
and I think tomorrow
it will probably be raining.
This is definitely
the worst day.
SEAN:
Definitely the worst day by far.
And it's really bad because
it's probably going to be
like this tomorrow.
SUSAN:
As far as the rain,
well, I think it was a big
deterrer on a lot of people.
Really kind of ate at 'em.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I'd want
to live with some of them
right now.
Might be ornery, tired,
hungry, cold...
the quickest way.
It beats driving a semi
through Chicago
at 4:00 on a Friday
summer afternoon.
KELLY:
Thank God for the sun.
The sky's really clear
and everybody's drying out
and warming up.
Good stuff.
That's a great rainbow.
Pretty.
Hey, Jeff!
Check out the rainbow
you came in under.
Wow!
That is great!
Whoo!
What's
happening, Jeff?
Well, I wish I was
coming here to say
that everybody was going
on the yacht.
So do we.
Yeah, we do, too.
Let's go.
See you, buddy.
Guys...
Enjoy.
See you in the morning.
See you guys tomorrow.
Bye, Rude.
Have fun.
See you guys.
Bye, guys.
Sorry you're not coming.
SUSAN:
Sean finally leaves
to go off
to his yacht excursion
and then he hollers out
"Hey! I can invite somebody
for breakfast!"
I can invite someone
for breakfast.
Who wants it?
Take her.
Kelly, do you want that
to be your meal?
Sean, it's your decision.
Don't pawn it off on me.
Yeah, Sean, get some balls
Decide.
and make a decision!
Richie, scrambled eggs
tomorrow morning.
JEFF:
We'll see you
in the morning, hatch.
Sean makes up his mind
and he invites Rich.
Tomorrow, Rich.
You need a boost.
KELLY:
Sean kept saying
how he was going to take me
and then, last minute
he said, "Oh-- oh, Rich,
"you like eggs for breakfast,
don't ya?
Okay, me and you, Rich.
I'll take you."
SUSAN:
The guy's dumb.
So dumb. Is he not?
Hi.
? ?
Sean is probably eating
lots of food.
I wonder if he got pizza.
KELLY:
You know, we're all hungry
and tired and dirty
and bored...
He'll probably shave and bathe.
Ah...
Maybe he might get a massage.
I don't think he's ever had
a massage.
Oh, that feels so good, yeah.
I just hope the poor kid doesn't
make a fool out of himself.
Does my ass look as bony
as it feels?
JEFF:
The captain-- he's not going
to be steering all night.
He's going to go to sleep.
I just wanted to introduce him
to you.
Just for, you know...
But this guy just really
wanted to say hi
and, you know, he's
familiar with the show.
He's certainly familiar
with you and everything
that's going on,
so come on in and take
the oars or whatever.
Hi... Captain...
Captain!
Hey, Dad!
Oh, my God!
Holy Toledo!
How's my boy?
Oh, Pops, I love ya!
I miss ya!
I love you, too, son.
Oh, my God!
You look fantastic.
Oh, my God.
Did I tell ya that?
I can't believe you
got my father here.
Oh, my God, Dad, you
made my whole adventure.
Hey, shrimp.
I cannot tell you
how much more
this is worth
than a million
dollars to me.
I can't...
Money's nothing.
SEAN:
I thought the reward
ample enough to spend
a night on a yacht
and get a massage, a shower,
a shave...
and to see my father then,
I mean it was just
a dream come true.
So, so much.
He's got his heart
twice as big
as this body.
It's twice as big as your body.
It's the truth, son.
I'd walk
on nails, coals,
I don't care. Anything.
Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
I don't know why
the bond's so strong.
It is.
We got a very strong bond.
You're the best, Dad.
Your dad is looped.
Yeah, yeah.
Have my wine.
I am so happy right now.
? ?
I just wish Sean would...
just get a backbone sometimes.
It irks me the way he tried
to put it on me.
Like, "I'm going to bring you,
"but you can pass it on
to Rich if you want to,"
like he didn't want
to be the ....
you know, he didn't want
to have to make the decision
that was his to make.
It's dawn
and I'm looking at the yacht
and Sean's probably
still sleeping.
But it won't be long
before they come get me
for breakfast.
Rich, get your skinny
ass up here. Let's go.
My skinny ass.
Oh, I love it.
Hey, tell Sean
he's in big trouble.
Tell Sean he's got
to deal with Wiglesworth
when he gets back.
Oh, that'll, that'll
spoil his whole morning.
Hey.
And she's hungry.
KELLY:
You know, it's not
even the food.
I don't give
a ... about the food.
It's the point that
he's been going on
and on and on...
SUSAN:
About how he screwed
you out of a meal.
How he screwed me
and he owes me.
And then when it comes down
to it, he can't even ...
he's a ..., man.
So where's Sean at?
RICHARD:
Hey!
There he is.
Hey, captain.
I take it
it's captain.
That's his captain,
all right.
Did you have
a good night?
SEAN:
I know you
needed something
to pull you out
of your doldrums.
This is going
to do it, buddy.
Off we go.
Sean, hey.
Nice shower and everything.
My pleasure.
Good to see you.
Meet the captain.
How are you
doing, sir?
He's also known
as Jim Kenniff,
my father.
That's my father
from New York.
It's not!
Jim, all right!
Isn't that wild?
Holy Moses!
It was good.
It was enjoyable.
I just kept eating
while they talked
and answered questions
as I chewed.
JIM:
It was rocking for me.
SEAN:
We had an hour
boat ride here
and then we polished off
two bottles of wine.
We confessed how much
we loved each other
and all that good
father-son stuff.
Oh, my God.
Just dump it out.
This is all
your guys' food.
What is this?
Cinnamon rolls?
Yes.
Thanks for picking
me, Sean.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Nice to meet
you, Dad.
No worries.
SUSAN:
Six more days of rice.
I might even skip the last day
of eating altogether
just not to eat rice.
Mexican food.
Shrimp fajitas...
chips and salsa.
Guacamole...
and enchiladas.
COLLEEN:
Sean is seeing that he's
in a little bit of trouble,
and he should probably
have Rich out there
because Rich is going
to make sure
that I get booted off tonight
and not him.
Maybe somewhere
he's thinking that.
He's smart
if he's thinking that.
I like that.
Good job, Sean.
I can't figure out why
he switched at the last minute,
but all them ladies
are pissed off at him.
Rich had better
made a haul back.
Jeff, literally...
I have so much
to tell you guys.
I am definitely getting...
Oh, you all right?
You all right?
I got caught
in the rope.
Six out of six
votes tonight.
Unless you came
back with something,
we don't care
if you're back.
This is my father, guys.
What?
Rudy, come on
over here.
Sean's father.
( laughing )
SEAN:
I have so much
to tell you guys.
Maybe we could tell him
how dumb you were not
to take Kelly with
when you owed her.
He's catching food
for everybody.
Pay back your debts
before you...
Hi.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Sue.
Hi, Sue.
Kelly.
He's provided food
for us 50 times.
When Sean's dad first came,
to the tell you the truth,
I almost cried because I started
thinking about my mom
and I miss her a lot.
You know, Sean just gets
all the breaks.
But, uh, you know, it was good.
I felt happy for him
and he is the family kid,
you know.
So, it was good for him.
It was nice to have
a new face around and stuff.
Never caught a fish?
Never caught a fish.
Superpole 2000.
JIM:
And nothing has been
happening in the news.
I know you're all
wondering what's...
There's nothing.
SUSAN:
What's the stock
market been doing?
Staying steady
or going up?
Oh, no.
We had some
bad days there.
Did you?
400 and something points
on the NASDAQ.
SUSAN:
What's it down to?
JIM:
Then it bounced up...
I haven't...
the last few days,
I don't know.
Actually, for him to come
and visit the camp
was sort of cool,
but he didn't know anything.
So that war over
in Russia
sort of
mellowed out?
What?
They had that
one there...
Chechnya.
I don't know.
We're like, what's going on
in the world?
He didn't know none of that.
What about the
college play-offs?
Dad, you know
anything about that?
Oh, yeah, wait
a minute.
Duke?
No.
Indiana?
No.
Who the hell won?
See, I'm not really
a sports person.
Oh, he's just like Sean.
He's lovable but a doof.
Come say good-bye
to my pop.
COLLEEN:
Are you tired?
Pleasure
to meet you, Jim.
I brought something
for all of you.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, geez.
Oh, boy.
It's like Santa Claus.
Daddy Claus.
What's this
stuff?
This is J. Peterman hat.
Guess what this is?
He needs clothes.
Thank you.
He's been smelly.
When he goes to leave
this afternoon
an hour and a half ago,
he has this gray bag.
And in it's a care package
for each one of us.
Rich.
Rich.
JIM:
Somebody rich.
Kelly.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, look at this! Oh!
( shouting )
So, in it we each got
a little something
from one of our loved ones
from back home.
You got
a toothbrush.
Thank you.
I don't know.
You know what that is,
don't you?
I'm getting nauseous already.
SUSAN:
"Even though we are apart,
just remember
you are always in my heart."
COLLEEN:
We all got thrown a bone,
which was amazingly,
wonderfully great,
because now I feel like I can
do this for six more days,
and I definitely will...
I'm on a sugar high right now,
more than I have been
in a month,
so I feel like I can
do anything right now.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Jim, thank you
for being the bearer
of good treasures.
Good meeting you all.
Loves you all.
Pop, I love you.
My son, my son,
my son.
Tell my mother
I love her.
Oh, I will.
I'll tell everybody.
Tell them I'll
see them soon.
Bye, Pop.
Bye, Jim!
Thank you!
Plenty of food.
I don't care.
I'm drifting away for a while.
Just kind of going home.
That's phenomenal.
God, I can't wait
to get out of here.
Sean's father came back
with a bag
filled with things for each
of us from particular people,
and this made it from the most
wonderful woman on the planet--
Valerie.
She just printed out
the e-mail
that she was having
with her husband
who's another incredible man--
a close friend of mine--
and it just takes me back
to my real world life
and has my brain engaged
and rejuvenated
and out of these
16, whoever they are, people,
and into who I am
and just knowing what's going on
and that's it's back there
and what I'm about to experience
when I go back
and, you know,
I can last the other
whatever's left,
seven days, six days.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Jeff!
JEFF:
This challenge is for immunity.
Whoever wins gets the talisman
and cannot be voted off
at tonight's Tribal Council.
It's all about will, this game.
You're going to be
standing on planks.
Over a period of time,
I'm going to remove
certain planks
till we get down to one plank.
Last person standing
gets the talisman
and is safe tonight.
This game could take 15 minutes,
it could take 15 hours.
You will decide that.
Only rule:
You can't touch anybody,
but you can taunt all you want.
All right?
Let's go out and do it.
Survivors, ready?
ALL:
Ready.
Go.
Okay.
Got it.
Did you think
somebody would
be gone yet?
No.
You know why
I'm cutting this.
I'm pulling
this board.
ALL:
? ...81 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down
and pass it around ?
? 80 bottles
of beer on the wall ?
? 80 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 80 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down,
you pass it around ?
? 79 bottles of beer
on the wall! ?
It's moving.
I can't help that.
? 79 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 79 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down,
pass it around ?
? 78 bottles
of beer on the wall ?
? 78 bottles of beer
on the wall ?
? 78 bottles of beer... ?
( yelling )
JEFF:
You just gave up?
No, I fell.
He couldn't
take it anymore.
? 77 Bottles of beer... ?
I slipped.
? 65 bottles of beer ?
? You take one down... ?
? Pass it around ?
? 64 bottles
of beer on the wall... ?
I'm sorry to leave you
without my music.
See you on shore.
RICHARD:
So it's ironic
that Colleen is even trying,
because she thinks
she's dead tonight.
I asked her today, "Colleen,
what makes you happy?"
And she said,
"You know, Rich,
irony makes me happy."
So I think it's ironic
that she's trying
to stay on the board
and she's not even
in danger
of getting voted off.
Kelly, on the other hand,
has no idea that she's
leaving this evening.
But it's still...
RUDY:
I'll bet Sean gets
two votes from the girls.
Yeah, Sean may get
votes from Colleen.
Colleen and...
And maybe Kelly
just to throw a vote.
Yeah, 'cause Kelly's
trying to look
as if she's not part
of the voting bloc.
There they go...
ooh, ooh, ooh.
Go! Go!
Look at her.
She's almost gone.
But she's
Miss Dancer,
so maybe she's
got balance.
He's cut one side.
Now he's cut the other
and they're
all wobbling.
Look at the wobble.
And the play-by-play
as we look at Sue,
she's got the arms
up level across the side,
but Kelly, holy Moses,
she looks like
she's going.
Back and forth.
Oh, no.
( Rudy chuckling )
RICHARD:
Colleen looking
rather stable,
although determined.
Really trying to hang on,
thinking she's about
to be ejected this evening.
Sean's just as goofy
as ever...
and there he goes.
Sean falls off the board
and it is down to three.
Look at them.
Oh, Sue!
It's Kelly and Colleen.
Holy Moses.
Okay, Sue, so if it's...
if Kelly wins immunity
what happens?
Sean or Colleen?
I'm thinking Sean.
Are you thinking Sean
before Colleen?
What are you
thinking?
I'll go with what
you guys say.
What do you say?
I say Sean.
SUSAN:
Take the wisdom
of the old man.
Take the wisdom
of the old man.
Rudy says Sean,
so if Kelly
hangs in there,
Sean is out of
here tonight!
So, we've got
to watch
'cause it's down
to the wire.
You aren't cold after
being out there for so long?
I've got to dry off
before I put clothes on.
No, I'm fatter
than you, remember.
There goes Kelly.
They're both gone.
I think when
one wobbles,
the other wobbles.
Oh, God, Colleen.
This is
really good.
Am I getting voted off
if I fall?
Not by me.
By the rest?
I don't know,
honey.
I'm guessing yes.
JEFF:
Kelly, you got immunity.
JEFF:
Colleen moved.
SEAN:
Good job, Wiggles.
Whoo!
Well-earned.
Very well-earned.
Because this is so...
all you guys were
doing out there,
were saying, "My feet are dying,
my feet are dying."
What are you wearing
to Tribal Council tonight?
Shoes?
Shoes.
Okay, insoles
from Dr. Scholl's.
Hopefully, they'll give you
a little padding on that.
SUSAN:
Good job, Kelly.
KELLY:
Thank you.
KELLY:
This stupid alliance thing--
I don't even care
about that anymore, you know?
I say I'm not...
I'm not in it anymore,
I'm voting my conscience,
and, you know,
I want to be true to myself
and who I am
and keep my dignity--
who cares?
COLLEEN:
Kelly-- she was a double agent,
so to speak, you know,
talking to the Pagong people,
really trying
to get in with them
and then relaying everything
we said to her teammates.
The, uh, the Pagong people,
fortunately
picked up on that, 'cause
they all came to me in unison
and they said,
"I think Kelly's up to no good,"
and, uh, so... so it was
very plastic, very see-through,
and even her biggest advocate
on this island, Sue,
saw right through that.
KELLY:
I'm voting strategically.
So are they, and they still
think I'm in the stupid alliance
because if I told them
I didn't want to be,
they'd vote me off, so I'm
trying to save my own ass.
So how bold and wonderful
is that?
SUSAN:
Me and Kelly, I thought,
had a real friendship going.
I really did.
But, uh, when I turn around
and see somebody starting
to dig a knife into my backside,
it just really pisses me off.
I don't care
what I say to people.
I don't care... if I'm nice
to anybody at camp anymore.
I do not give a ...,
and it feels so good.
It's great, I love it.
Welcome to Tribal Council 11.
We're going to bring
in our jury now.
It consists of Greg, Jenna
and, as of last week,
Gervase
who was the last person
voted off.
Two of you will make
it to the final vote.
The other four
will join these three
and will decide
who gets the million dollars.
So let's talk about
what's gone on since
the last Tribal Council.
A busy, busy time--
a lot of it
hovering around you, Sean.
One decision, though,
you had to make
was, right as we left,
heading out to the yacht,
I said, "you know what?
Why don't you invite somebody
for breakfast."
Correct.
Puts you in
a tough spot.
Very tough spot.
You had to pick somebody.
Absolutely.
So what made you change
your mind at the last minute?
Rich provides food.
KELLY:
Yeah, but let's not forget
the fact that you said,
"Kelly, all right,
I'm going to take you,
"but you can give it to Rich,
so I don't know,
it's in your hands."
I'll tell you why,
and she knows this.
Rich also gave us
tons of food.
He goes out every day
fishing for four hours,
comes back with something
in his basket
nine out of ten times,
which is really great
for the tribe.
But you didn't say that.
This is what
I'm thinking, so...
A day later.
No.
What do you mean,
a day later?
Not at all.
He was in my thoughts
when I mentioned breakfast.
He really wanted
to go on that ship
during the contest--
I factored all
that into it
and I said, "Kelly,
who wants to come?"
And I yelled from the ship
and I just made
an instant decision.
If it was the wrong one
and it gets me a vote
from Kelly...
I'm sorry, Kelly.
It's not about the food,
Sean-- it's the fact
that the whole day before,
you were saying,
"Oh, I'm going
to take you, and..."
I mean, you don't
owe me anything.
It's not about that.
So...
It's just the fact
that you were saying...
I felt obliged,
that's all.
JEFF:
Okay...
Richard.
Yeah?
Two Tribal Councils ago,
you got three votes.
Yeah.
The only thing
that saved you
was the now-infamous
"alphabet system,"
which cast a
vote for Jenna
was the swing vote.
I mean, other people
voted for Jenna,
but it was
that swing vote
that was based
on the alphabet
that saved you.
It looked that way, yeah.
It seems like at this point,
if I'm just looking at it
on paper,
you would be in
a very precarious
situation tonight.
I could be going home tonight.
Absolutely.
JEFF:
How about you,
Colleen?
Last Tribal Council,
you said,
"I'm either going tonight, Jeff,
or I'm going
the next Tribal Council."
I mean, I'm feeling...
I'm feeling, uh...
I'm feeling
like I'm going, yeah.
I mean, I'm the last...
I'm the last of
my kind... here.
I'm the last Pagong.
So, uh, yeah.
JEFF:
What's your gut on
how nasty it's going to get?
Mm... what's my gut
on how nasty it's going to get?
It's going to get pretty nasty.
There's a lot of, uh...
a lot of stuff going on.
Okay, it's time to vote.
Rich.
Whoa.
Um...
why are you going tonight?
Because you screwed up.
It wasn't your turn.
You were supposed to stay,
so you're actually
being sacrificed
even though
you were supposed to stay.
But... good night.
I can't vote for myself,
so I've got to vote for Sean,
because, uh... same reason
as last week, really.
He knows. He knows.
24-7 is all I have to say.
I'm voting for Colleen.
Even though she calls me a putz
all the time,
I know we're good friends,
and I like her a lot.
She's a cool girl.
So, I'm voting...
changing her name
to "Cooleen," and, uh,
she's a really cool girl.
I enjoyed her company,
and I'll probably see her
next vote...
in the jury.
JEFF:
Across from you now
are ten torches
representing the first
ten people voted off.
Tonight we will add
one more staff to that group.
I'll go tally the votes.
Once your votes are tallied,
the decision is final.
The person will be asked
to leave the island immediately.
They will return, however,
to the next Tribal Council
as the fourth member
of our final jury.
I'll read the votes.
First vote...
Sean.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Sean.
Two votes for Colleen;
two votes for Sean.
Three votes Colleen.
Colleen, you need to
bring me your torch.
( quietly ):
Be nice to each other, okay?
I swear to God,
I'm watching you.
Bye. Okay.
Play fair, okay?
Colleen, the tribe
has spoken.
It's time
for you to go.
Okay. No regrets.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
Good-bye.
Bye, Colleen.
Well, I heard
Colleen's last words:
"Play fair; be nice."
She's a wonderful person.
You guys can grab
your torches
and head back to camp.
Next week on Survivor:
SEAN:
This is the most conniving
bunch of people
I have ever met in my life.
There's not an honest one
in the bunch.
Things are falling apart here
at Rattana Beach.
And you told him you
weren't aligned with us.
'Cause Colleen
told me that.
That's bull....
I don't give a ...
because I trust her
more than I trust you.
I had a lot of fun,
and the past week
was actually
the hardest part
of the whole thing.
I'm excited now
for the next step.
I want to sit
in the jury box.
If I came
into this game
on Tagi's team,
I think I could've won.
I'm just going
to say it, you know.
No harm in
saying it now
after I've been
kicked off
and I didn't win,
but really,
I think I could've won.