Supernatural (2005–…): Season 3, Episode 13 - Ghostfacers - full transcript
Sam and Dean inexplicably encounter the Hell Hounds while investigating a case that John failed to crack years earlier and become fixtures in their pilot for a reality show called Ghostfacers.
Hello.
- I am Harry Spengler.
- And I am Ed Zeddmore.
Now, if you've received this tape, you
must be some bigwig network executive.
Well, today is your lucky day, mister.
Because the unsolicited pilot
you are about to watch...
...is the bold new future
of "reality TV."
Mm. We know you've had it hard
during the writers' strike.
Lazy fat cats.
Who needs writers
when you got guys like us?
Our team faced horrible horrors
to bring you the footage...
...that will change your world forever.
So strap in for the scariest hour
in the history of television.
In the history of your life.
Strap in for...
{\i1}BOTH:
... Ghostfacers.{\i}
["GHOSTFACERS"
THEME SONG PLAYING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
{\i1}ED: You know, it can get kind of hard
balancing our daytime careers...{\i}
{\i1}... with our nighttime missions.{\i}
{\i1}HARRY: But Ed and I pretty much call
the shots at the Kinko 's where we work.{\i}
{\i1}So we can usually pretty much
get off by 6.{\i}
{\i1}- Every night.
ED: Yeah, 6:00.{\i}
It used to be just, you know,
you and I taking on the cases.
- Just Harry and me.
- Two Ione wolves.
And two Ione wolves need, uh...
...other wolves.
- Morning, Facers.
- Good morning, Ghostfacers.
SPRUCE:
It's 7 p.m., dude.
It's morning to a Ghostfacer.
- Corbett, what we got, buddy?
CORBETT: I'm just putting up some...
This has gotta go here,
gotta see the whole field.
Markers, eraser, good job.
I first saw Ed, uh...
...putting up flyers
down at the outlet mall in Scogan.
So I read one and I thought to myself:
"Huh. Where do ghosts come from?"
And now, here I am.
Oh, ow! Ed, your sister's abusing staff.
That's adopted sister,
thank you very much.
Ed has been obsessed with
the supernatural since we were kids...
...you know,
and then he meets Harry...
...at computer camp
and love at first geek.
Spruce here.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
What up, player?
I am fifteen-sixteenths Jew...
...one-sixteenth Cherokee.
My grandfather is a mohel.
My great-grandfather
was a talus maker.
And my great-great-grandfather
was a degenerate gambler...
...and, uh, had a peyote addiction.
ED: Okay, people, let's cut the chatter
and get on a mission.
Okay.
Morton House.
One of our big fish.
All right, we all know the legend.
Every four years,
supposedly this becomes...
...the most haunted place in America.
The leap-year ghost some call it.
The ghost returns at midnight
just as February 29th begins.
- And no one has ever stayed the night.
- Yeah, every testimony we dug up...
...every eyewitness has run
well before midnight.
- That's all about to change, isn't it, baby?
- Absolutely true, Ed.
- Absolutely true.
- Mm, that's good.
French vanilla, because the other day
you said how much you liked it, so...
ED:
Thank you.
You are welcome.
I like Corbett, I do. Um...
Shows up early, does his job.
A lot of good hustle out...
I think he's got the hots for Ed
and that could spell trouble for the team.
Ed's kind of the more rugged,
with that really golden...
...beautiful sort of beard. Ha, ha.
Uh, and Harry's nice.
ED:
Twenty-ninth...
...is this Friday, Facers.
We want this mission, we gotta
move on it now, or guess what.
He's gone for another four years.
- What's this?
HARRY: Wait a minute.
Watch out. Oh.
- Oh, Dad, come on!
HARRY: Let's just cut the cameras.
We don't need that.
We don't need this part.
ED [WHISPERING]:
Stay low. Follow formation.
Okay, as expected.
A lot of people have tried to break into
the Morton House.
The local authorities
have just gotten fed up.
Looks like the cops have got this place
pretty well fenced off.
Wait. Didn't you guys get, like,
a permit or something?
A permit?
That's a good idea for next time.
Yeah.
SPRUCE:
Car, car.
ED: Flashlights off.
MAGGIE: Corbett!
HARRY:
Okay, okay.
Hey, hey, hey. Shh.
MAGGIE:
Be totally still.
[GRAND FUNK RAILROAD'S " WE'RE AN
AMERICAN BAND" PLAYING IN CAR]
HARRY:
It's okay. Not cops, just hicks.
CORBETT: Not cops, not cops.
MAGGIE: Ed.
ED: I got it, I got it, I got it.
HARRY: Ed's got it, Ed's got it.
Guys, let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Go.
CORBETT: Let's go.
Go, Spruce.
ED:
Still, be quiet.
ED: There's the kitchen sink.
HARRY: Copy that.
All right, everybody.
Ghostfacers, let's line up.
Everybody.
We're gonna set up camp right here.
This is Command Center 1.
We call this the Eagle's Nest.
Hallway, Cam 1 up and running.
Looking good, Corbett.
[CHUCKLES]
Copy that, Ed.
Uh...
Uh, you're welcome.
Spruce, how are we doing there, buddy?
{\i1}Checking basement, Camera 2,
mein Führer.{\i}
Maggie, I got no visual on you,
Maggie.
{\i1}- Do you copy?
ED [ON RADIO]: There you are.{\i}
{\i1}- Harry, you alive?
HARRY: Upstairs den, Camera 1.{\i}
{\i1}ED:
Good, good. I can smell syndication.{\i}
All right, fellas,
let's regroup at the Eagle's Nest.
- Hey, Spengler.
HARRY: Right there.
- Battery check.
SPRUCE: Check.
- Check. Check.
ED: Okay.
MAGGIE:
Look at Corbett.
SPRUCE: Yo, Corbett, dude.
- Looking good, Corbett.
SPRUCE: You're Robocop.
- Robocop?
- You think I look like Robocop?
ED: Everybody, bring it in.
We've all been here before.
Standard walk-through.
- Team one, west.
CORBETT: Okay.
- Team two, east.
- Got it.
Spin the tires, light the fires.
Ghostfacers on three.
ALL:
One, two, three, Ghostfacers!
Hello?
I'm speaking to the restless spirits
of the Morton House.
- Let's go in.
CORBETT: Okay.
Okay.
Hello?
My name's Ed.
CORBETT:
Careful.
Watch your back.
ED:
Okay. Okay. Look over there.
What's your name?
0.3, 0.29.
Is there an entity or entities here
with us now?
- Give us a sign of your presence.
- Breathe, buddy.
- I can't breathe.
- Corbett, you...
[RAT SQUEAKING,
CORBETT WHIMPERING]
Corbett, night vision.
CORBETT:
Okay. Okay, okay, I got it. Okay.
- Okay.
- Calm down. Breathe. Okay?
- What?
- Calm the whirlwinds of your mind.
We're doing a basic EMF, EVP,
temp-flux sweep.
Looks like we got all of our ducks
in a row here.
[DEVICE HUMS LOUDLY]
SPRUCE: Whoa.
- What?
SPRUCE:
Oh. This camera's fritzing or something.
That's weird.
It's gone.
HARRY:
Get this, get this.
SPRUCE: Turn the knob.
- All right, that's a good idea.
HARRY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
SPRUCE:
It's just a rat, dude.
HARRY:
I don't really like rats.
They're gross.
Rats are like the rats of the world.
Was that a...? Was that an apparition?
Was that a spectral? A 0.4?
What do we got? Because the EMP
was just off the... Oh, God!
Oh, that is so not funny, Spruce!
[CORBETT PANTING]
CORBETT: Oh, God. Okay, it was just...
I think it was just this branch.
Okay. In the window.
- This is spooky, man.
- It's pretty spooky.
CORBETT: Aah!
DEAN: Freeze! Police officers!
Oh, God.
SAM: Take it easy.
Let's see identification.
- Come on. Let's see some ID.
CORBETT: Why are we...?
- Are we under arrest?
ED: We are unarmed.
CORBETT:
Oh, God. Oh, God.
You want to explain that weirdo outfit,
Mr., uh, Corbett?
- Uh...
- Whoa. I know you.
Yeah, sure you do.
Give me some identification.
Hold on a second.
I know the both of you guys. Yeah.
CORBETT: What?
- Yeah.
{\i1}Holy * * * *.{\i}
What?
Uh, west Texas,
the tulpa we had to take out.
Those two goofballs
that almost got us killed.
Uh, Hellhounds or something?
{\i1}- * * * * me.
- Yeah. We're not Hellhounds anymore.{\i}
- Didn't test that well.
- What's going on?
They're not cops. No.
Ed, thought you had a partner,
didn't you? A different guy?
ED: Yeah.
DEAN: Is he here?
ED: Running around, chasing ghosts.
- Okay, listen.
You and Rambo need to get
your girlfriends and get out.
Ha-ha-ha. All right.
Listen here, chisel chest, okay?
We were here first.
We've already set up base camp.
We beat you.
- They were here first.
ED: Mm-hm. Ha, ha.
Oh, God!
- Ed?
- Yeah?
Where's your partner?
HARRY: Ten-six, ten-seven.
Guys, the EMF is really spiking here.
MAGGIE: Temperature's down 11 degrees.
HARRY: Keep your eyes peeled.
This could be it.
Maggie, can I get a reading in here,
please?
SPRUCE: Something keeps messing
with the chip.
I don't know what's going on here.
- Guys. Guys. Guys.
HARRY: What is this?
Look, buddy, I'm sorry. That's it.
I'm telling you, that's all the money l...
[SCREAMS]
DEAN: What're you doing at
the Morton House? On leap year?
We're here to spend the night, okay?
It's for our TV show.
What? Great. Perfect.
- Nobody's spent the night before.
- Uh, actually, yeah, they have.
Uh, we've never heard of them.
Yeah, you know why? The ones that
have, haven't lived to talk about it.
Oh, come on, I don't believe you.
Look, missing-persons reports
going back almost a half century.
Uh, John Graham
stayed on a dare: Gone.
Julie Wilkerson: Gone.
There are tons more.
All of them came to stay the night,
always on a leap year.
The only body they ever found
was the last owner, Freeman Daggett.
ED: These look legit.
- They are legit.
And we ain't got much time.
Starting at midnight,
your friends are going to die.
HARRY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Guys! Guys! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, we got one!
- Corbett! We saw it.
CORBETT: What?
HARRY: A full apparition!
- Get out.
- It was a Class 4, a spectral illumination.
MAGGIE: It was absolutely amazing.
{\i1}Hey, aren't those the * * * * * * * *
from Texas?{\i}
ED:
Yes.
Let's have this reunion
across the street.
HARRY: What are you doing here?
- Get you ice cream.
- What do you say? Let's go.
ED: Guys, I think you should listen...
No, no, no. Look at this.
The honest-to-God proof, all right?
ED: Are you kidding me?
HARRY: No, not kidding you.
- We got ghosts.
- What reading did we get?
- Uh, it was a 10.9.
ED: 10.9?
Yeah, it was 10.9, it was almost 11.
And I was like, "What's going on?"
- And I was...
MAGGIE: Hold on, watch this part.
CORBETT: Oh!
HARRY: He got blasted.
HARRY: It was crazy.
MAGGIE: Oh, my God.
SPRUCE:
What's a death echo?
Look, if we got a problem here,
that ghost ain't it.
ED: That's real. Like, that happened.
SPRUCE: What's a death echo?
Echoes are trapped in a loop, okay?
They keep replaying how they died
over and over again...
...usually in the place where they were
ganked. As dangerous as a scary movie.
The echo's not dangerous,
but something else is.
- You're right.
- We need to get out. Come on.
- Let's go. Let's go.
SAM: Let's go, guys.
Guys, time is running out.
[ALL CHATTERING]
MAGGIE: But what about our equipment?
What are we gonna...?
HARRY: We got the material.
We got all kinds of stuff.
- We'll make you recurring guest stars.
ED: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Where's Corbett?
I wish to communicate
with the restless spirits here.
Oh. Lights out.
I think I got night-vision here.
That's better.
No man left behind.
[CORBETT SCREAMS]
SPRUCE: That was Corbett.
- Come in, Corbett.
HARRY: Tell Corbett we'll get him.
MAGGIE: Corbett, don't worry!
Guys.
{\i1}* * * * you!{\i}
SPRUCE:
Where are you, dude?
- Tell us where you are!
ED: Corbett!
Let me go! Aah! Guys!
- Come back, Corbett.
- Aah!
HARRY:
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
DEAN:
Hey, hey, hey!
[CORBETT SCREAMS STOP]
[CORBETT SCREAMS]
Hey, Corbett's...
He's not here.
Let's go. Let's go back.
No, no, no. That was Corbett.
Didn't you hear that?
Sam, get them out of here.
Let's go, come on.
- There we go. Keep it moving.
SAM: Looking good.
ED: Corbett?
SAM: All right.
SAM: Hey. Come on, let's go.
ED: Hey.
SAM: Watch him. Watch him.
- Take a left.
Move, move. Let's go. Turn it off.
ED:
Oh, God, what's happened?
Oh, God. He's gone.
He just disappeared.
Let's go through all the angles,
all the cameras.
- It's 12:04, Dean. Good? You happy?
- Yeah, I am happy.
"Let's go hunt the Morton House.
It's our Grand Canyon."
DEAN: I don't wanna hear it.
SAM: You got two months left.
- Instead, we're gonna die tonight.
SPRUCE: Whoa, whoa!
- What is going on, guys?
- I'll tell you what's going on.
Every door, every window, every exit
out of this house, they're all sealed.
- Why are they sealed?
- It's a supernatural lockdown, okay?
Whatever took Corbett
doesn't want us to leave.
And it's no death echo,
this is a bad mother. It wants us scared.
Or it just wants us.
SPRUCE:
Uh, guys, the camera's fritzing again.
ED:
Whoa. Guys, the EMF's starting to spike.
- This is a big one.
MAGGIE: Ed.
SAM: Everybody stay close,
there's something coming.
MAGGIE:
Guys.
SPRUCE: Uh, whoa.
ED: Okay, let's... Let's just stay...
ALL:
Whoa!
Guys, is this the same echo
you guys saw earlier?
- No, it's a different guy.
- Multiple echoes? What's going on?
SAM:
Beats me.
Okay. All right, all right, all right.
Uh, hey, buddy! Hey, hey.
Wake up. You're dead!
- Hello?
- What's he doing? What's he doing?
Sometimes you can shock
an echo out of its loop...
...if you can talk to the part
that's still human.
But usually you have to have
some connection to the deceased.
Come on, wake up! Be dead! Huh?
DEAN: Hey! Hey!
- You guys hear that?
- What's that sound?
- You guys hear that?
SPRUCE: What is that?
- Snap out of it, buddy, huh?
What are you waiting for?
You're dead.
[TRAIN HORN HONKING]
[ALL GASP]
SPRUCE: Oh!
ED: Where the hell did it go?
SAM:
There's no records of this.
No one got shot here, no one got
run over by a train. Stay close.
MAGGIE:
Did the echoes take Corbett?
Yes... No. We don't know
what's doing what here...
...that's what we're trying to figure out.
SAM: Stay close.
Okay, look, um,
death echoes are ghosts, okay?
Now, ghosts usually haunt places
where they lived or died.
Except these mooks
didn't live or die here.
SAM: Right.
MAGGIE: What are they doing here?
Hey, give the lady a cigar.
Does looking at this
through that camera...
...make you feel better or something?
I mean...
MAGGIE:
Um... I, uh...
- Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah, I think so. Mm-hm.
- Oh.
Freeman Daggett, house's last owner.
Officially commended for 20 years
of fine service...
...at the Gamble General Hospital.
DEAN: He's a doctor?
Janitor.
DEAN:
This looks like his den.
- When did you say he died? '64?
- Yeah. Heart attack.
MAGGIE: What are these, C rations?
DEAN: Army-issued, three squares.
Like, a lifetime supply.
MAGGIE:
God, is that all he ate?
DEAN:
One-stop shopping.
Hello. Locked.
Come on, guys, this is ridiculous.
How is this supposed to find Corbett?
Huh? We should be digging up
the frigging floorboards right now.
{\i1}SAM:
Huh. Survival Under Atomic Attack.{\i}
An optimist.
[BANGING ON METAL]
DEAN:
Crap.
Crap.
Taxidermy. Okay.
- You said Daggett was a hospital janitor?
SAM: Yeah.
Ew.
We got three toe tags here.
One, death by gunshots,
train accident, and suicide.
Ew.
What?
Well, that explains
why all the death echoes are here.
They're here because
their bodies are here.
- Somewhere in the house.
- What?
Daggett brought the remains home
from the morgue to play.
BOTH:
Ew!
SPRUCE:
That's nasty, dude.
SAM:
Right.
Wait a minute.
MAGGIE [PANTING]:
Corbett.
[MAGGIE GASPS]
Okay, Maggie.
[MAGGIE GASPS]
[MAGGIE GASPS]
- Closer to the herd, okay?
HARRY: Maggie?
- Maggie?
DEAN: She's fine.
ED: Harry, I got an 8.6 and climbing
fast. Something huge is coming. Look.
Something big is coming.
It's past 11, you guys.
SPRUCE: What is happening?
SAM: Nobody move.
DEAN:
Hold on, hold on. Stay quiet.
- What's going on? Sam?
MAGGIE: Ed.
ED:
Must be the surge.
Sam?
Where'd he go?
MAGGIE:
Oh, no.
SPRUCE:
Oh.
Sam!
DEAN: Sammy!
ED: Sam!
SPRUCE: Yo! Talk to us!
ED: Corbett, Corbett!
- Sammy!
MAGGIE: Sam?
ED:
Corbett, Corbett!
Corbett!
- Corbett!
- Sam!
[MAGGIE PANTING]
MAGGIE:
God, I am so scared.
I'm so scared.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, Maggie.
[MAGGIE PANTING]
ED:
Corbett!
[SPRUCE HUMMING 70s FUNK MUSIC]
SPRUCE:
Whoa.
[MAGGIE MOANING]
[MAGGIE GASPS]
ED:
My best friend...
...and my best sister.
HARRY: Ed.
- Harry.
- Ed.
- Harry.
- Ed. Listen, Ed...
ED:
Are you banging my sister?
No.
No.
- Hold my glasses.
SPRUCE: You got it.
HARRY:
Ed, Ed, Ed!
SPRUCE: Guys. Guys.
MAGGIE: Ed, get off. You guys, stop.
SPRUCE: You guys are in trouble.
DEAN: Hey, hey, hey!
{\i1}The * * * * are you doing?{\i}
Cut it out!
We're down by two people.
Sam!
ED:
Great.
DEAN:
Sammy!
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
You got my glasses.
- He got my tooth there?
SPRUCE: Uh, no.
- I won that, right?
SPRUCE: Yup, you're good.
- Thanks, Spruce.
SPRUCE: Yeah, it's my fault.
Great. That's nice. Thanks.
[LESLEY GORE'S "IT'S MY PARTY"
PLAYING ON STEREO]
SAM:
Corbett.
[CORBETT GROANS]
SAM:
Corbett.
Corbett.
Hey. Wake up, man.
Corbett, hey.
- Corbett, hey.
CORBETT: Sam?
SAM: You gotta keep listening
to my voice, okay?
I'm right here.
Stay awake.
DAGGETT:
Don't listen to him.
It stops hurting, so don't worry.
[CORBETT WHIMPERING]
SAM:
Corbett, stay with me.
Stay with me, you got it?
I'm right here.
Hey. Stay with me. Don't.
Don't. No!
Corbett!
[CORBETT GASPING]
SAM:
Corbett!
- Corbett!
ED: Where'd you go?
MAGGIE:
Where are you guys?
HARRY: Dean, what are you doing?
DEAN: Daggett was a Cold-War nut.
He was an amateur taxidermist.
He liked to slow dance with cadavers
and all he ate was C rations.
- So what are we looking for?
MAGGIE: A horrible life.
DEAN:
A Ionely life.
A Cold-War life.
He was scared.
- He was scared. He was scared.
ED: Scared of what?
HARRY: What?
ED: Where are you going?
MAGGIE: Don't leave me in here. Guys.
ED: Wait. Dean!
Get away from me.
DAGGETT:
This won't hurt.
It's okay. It's okay.
Relax.
Relax.
MAGGIE:
Where are you going?
Guys like Daggett back then,
the ones scared of the Russkies...
...they built bomb shelters.
I'm guessing he's got one.
I'll bet you it's in the basement.
ALL:
Whoa!
ED:
That is not funny. How many times...?
SPRUCE: Uh, who closed the door?
DEAN: It did.
It wants to separate us.
Ed, listen to me.
There's some salt in my duffle.
Make a circle and get inside.
- [WHISPERS] Inside his...?
- That's stupid.
Inside your duffle bag?
In the salt, you idiot!
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Hurry up.
Get in the circle, get in the circle.
Come on, come on. Quick, quick.
Guys, guys, I don't wanna die, okay?
And I don't want you...
- Hey, listen to me, okay?
- Don't want you to...
Listen, if we don't die...
...it's totally okay if you, uh,
do my sister.
- Ow!
MAGGIE: Nice.
Guys. Hey, guys.
It's coming again.
ED: Okay. Oh, God. Get in close.
- Why does this keep happening?
Why does this keep happening?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
[MAGGIE WHIMPERING]
[CORBETT GASPING]
ED:
Corbett.
SPRUCE:
Hey, can I ask you something?
- What?
- Earlier, you and Sam.
He said you had two months left?
It's complicated.
A while ago, Sam...
[CHUCKLES]
{\i1}No, no, no. I'm not gonna whine
about my * * * * * * * * problems...{\i}
{\i1}...to some * * * * * * * * reality show.{\i}
{\i1}I'm gonna do my * * * * * * * job.{\i}
SPRUCE: Is it cancer?
- Shut up.
You hear that?
DAGGETT: I've been waiting
for some more friends.
I get Ionely.
But you're coming to my party,
aren't you?
SPRUCE: Is that music?
DEAN: It's coming from behind this wall.
[DEAN GRUNTING]
SPRUCE:
Wow, you're strong.
DAGGETT:
You'll stay a good, long time.
[DEAN GRUNTING]
DEAN:
Sam!
SPRUCE:
Oh, my God.
[DEAN GRUNTS]
SPRUCE:
Oh, no. Corbett.
ED:
Oh, God, what have we done?
- Oh, Corbett.
- Ed. Ed.
ED: Yeah?
- Corbett's... He's a death echo.
He's, uh, reliving his own murder.
MAGGIE:
Over and over forever.
SPRUCE: What's this Daggett guy's
problem anyway?
Loneliness.
- Has he never heard of a RealDoll?
- No, no.
Daggett was the Norman Bates,
stuff-your-mother kind of Ionely.
I mean, that's why he
lifted these bodies from the morgue.
He threw himself a birthday party, except
they were the only ones who would come.
Anyway, so at midnight, he sealed them
in the bomb shelter and went upstairs...
...and OD'd on horse tranqs.
How do you know this?
- Because he told me.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Okay, so now that he's dead, what?
Same song, different verse,
trying to get people come to his party?
SAM:
Pretty much, yeah. Stay forever.
SPRUCE:
Those real bullets?
It's rock salt.
{\i1}[SINGING]
Ghostfacers{\i}
{\i1}We go to places where others will not{\i}
{\i1}Ghostfacers{\i}
{\i1}Stay in the kitchen
When the kitchen gets hot{\i}
MAGGIE:
Guys.
ED: Oh, no.
MAGGIE: Oh, Corbett.
Wait, guys.
Guys, it's... It's Corbett.
He's... He's trapped.
He's in a lot of pain, you know?
We gotta... We gotta try and...
We got to try
and pull him out of his loop.
We have to.
HARRY:
Ed.
Corbett?
Corbett, it's...
- Oh, God. I gotta do it, Harry.
HARRY: Don't cross the line of salt.
Corbett, listen to me.
Okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Listen.
Listen. Oh, God.
Corbett.
- Oh, my God.
HARRY: Get back here. Get back.
ED:
I can't, okay?
He's not hearing me, okay?
He won't stop dying.
[GRUNTING]
Seriously? You're still shooting?
It makes him feel better. Don't ask.
God.
SPRUCE: Oh, hell, guys.
Get in your ghost role thing.
Something's coming.
Oh, my God. Aah!
[SPRUCE GRUNTS]
L... I know how
we can get through to him.
How?
Ed.
- He had feelings for you.
- Huh?
- He wanted you.
- Wha...?
- Wanted me to what?
- You know.
No.
And you know what you've gotta do.
You can do it, Ed.
You've always been the brave one.
Yes, you can. You make us brave.
- Maggie, right? Yeah.
MAGGIE: Yeah, you do.
You totally do.
Ed...
...you gotta go be gay
for that poor, dead intern.
You gotta send him into the light.
[CORBETT GASPING]
ED:
Corbett.
HARRY: Maggie. No, no, Maggie.
MAGGIE: No, it's okay. Don't worry.
ED:
Corbett, look.
Hey, it's just Ed, buddy.
It's just me.
Hey. Hey, Corbett, listen to me.
Listen to me. I'm... We...
Okay.
You meant...
Corbett, you meant a lot to the team.
You meant...
You meant a lot to me.
You know, never ever back down...
...never say a bad word, okay?
I remember that, Corbett. L...
I remember that.
I remember because I love you, Corbett.
I really, truly love you.
Do you remember that?
Do you?
- Hey. Ed?
ED: Yeah.
Yeah, Corbett, it's...
Corbett, yeah, it's me.
It's me. Look at me.
You gotta help us, man.
You have to help us, Corbett.
Please. Please.
Please help us right now.
Take it easy. You all right?
SPRUCE:
Uh, guys.
DEAN:
Hey! Come here!
SPRUCE:
This is bad. Very bad.
Corbett?
[GRUNTING]
SPRUCE: You all right, dude?
- Oh. Unh.
SPRUCE: You all right?
- Oh.
[SAM GROANS]
SPRUCE:
Oh, my God.
{\i1}ED: Leap year, February 29th,
the Morton House.{\i}
{\i1}A tragic day.{\i}
{\i1}A day of souls bound in torment...{\i}
{\i1}... of lives held in cruel balance.{\i}
{\i1}But the Ghostfacers,
they did the best that they could.{\i}
{\i1}HARRY:
We lost a beloved friend...{\i}
{\i1}... but we gained new allies.{\i}
{\i1}ED:
We know this much:{\i}
{\i1}That every day, including today,
is a new beginning.{\i}
We learned more than we can say
in the brutal feat of the Morton House.
The Ghostfacers were forced to face
something far more scary than ghosts.
They were forced to face themselves.
War changes man.
And Maggie.
War changes man...
...and one woman.
[SCOFFS]
You know, Corbett, we just...
Oh, gosh, we just like to think
that you're out there watching over us.
As far as we're concerned,
you're not an intern anymore.
You have more than earned
full Ghostfacer status.
Plus it'd cool
to have a ghost on the team.
Yeah.
And here we were thinking that,
you know, we were teaching you...
...and all this time,
you were teaching us...
...about heart...
...about dedication.
About...
...how gay love can pierce through
the veil of death and save the day.
Thank you, Alan J. Corbett.
Go well into that starry night,
young Turk.
Go well.
[CORBETT PANTS]
Come on, Spruce,
I gotta get all this stuff packed up.
SPRUCE:
So? Pack and talk.
I don't know what to say.
SPRUCE:
Say what comes to mind.
This is one of our confessional moments,
Corbett, so confess.
What'd you think
was gonna happen tonight?
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight on this trip?
I think tonight...
I really do.
- I think all our dreams
are gonna come true.
Does that sound stupid?
SPRUCE: Kind of does, yeah.
- Ha, ha.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING
ON COMPUTER]
So guys, what do you think?
You all right?
You know, I kind of think
it was half awesome.
Half awesome.
That's full-on good, right?
Yeah. I mean,
it's bizarre how y'all are able to, uh...
...honor Corbett's memory while grossly
exploiting the manner of his death.
Yeah. No, it's a real tight rope
you guys are walking.
Yeah. All right, guys.
No, that's reality, man.
Yeah. Corbett gave his life
searching for the truth...
...and it is our job over here
to share it with the world.
Right. Well, um, our experience:
Know what you get
when you show the truth?
A straitjacket or a punch in the face.
- Sometimes both.
- Right.
Come on, guys,
don't be Facer haters because...
...we happened to have gotten
the footage of the century.
Oh, yeah.
- You got us there.
- Yeah.
Yeah. Well, we'll see you guys around.
- Yeah.
- Peace out.
- Dicks.
- Oh, yeah.
MAGGIE: Totally.
- Yep. Let's start laying off some DVDs.
That sounds like a good idea, Spruce.
I think we're gonna
need a bigger office here.
Because we're gonna go national,
then it's gonna go international, and...
- Menudo left their dance bag behind.
- Ha-ha-ha.
[SINGSONG]
What's inside?
Huh?
Whoa. What the hell is this?
Uh, seem to be having
some technical difficulty over here.
- Wait, wait, wait.
ED: No, no, no.
HARRY: Wait! " No operating system
found"? Wait a minute.
- We clean?
ED AND HARRY: No!
ED: Are you kidding me?
HARRY: No. This can't be happening.
ED:
Harry. Harry. No!
Electromagnet.
Wiped out every tape and hard drive.
World just isn't ready
for the Ghostfacers.
That's too bad,
I kind of liked the show.
[CHUCKLES]
Had its moments.
[ENGINE STARTS]
{\i1}ED:
That is money in the bank.{\i}
Subtitles by
SDI Media Group
[ENGLISH SDH]
- I am Harry Spengler.
- And I am Ed Zeddmore.
Now, if you've received this tape, you
must be some bigwig network executive.
Well, today is your lucky day, mister.
Because the unsolicited pilot
you are about to watch...
...is the bold new future
of "reality TV."
Mm. We know you've had it hard
during the writers' strike.
Lazy fat cats.
Who needs writers
when you got guys like us?
Our team faced horrible horrors
to bring you the footage...
...that will change your world forever.
So strap in for the scariest hour
in the history of television.
In the history of your life.
Strap in for...
{\i1}BOTH:
... Ghostfacers.{\i}
["GHOSTFACERS"
THEME SONG PLAYING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
{\i1}ED: You know, it can get kind of hard
balancing our daytime careers...{\i}
{\i1}... with our nighttime missions.{\i}
{\i1}HARRY: But Ed and I pretty much call
the shots at the Kinko 's where we work.{\i}
{\i1}So we can usually pretty much
get off by 6.{\i}
{\i1}- Every night.
ED: Yeah, 6:00.{\i}
It used to be just, you know,
you and I taking on the cases.
- Just Harry and me.
- Two Ione wolves.
And two Ione wolves need, uh...
...other wolves.
- Morning, Facers.
- Good morning, Ghostfacers.
SPRUCE:
It's 7 p.m., dude.
It's morning to a Ghostfacer.
- Corbett, what we got, buddy?
CORBETT: I'm just putting up some...
This has gotta go here,
gotta see the whole field.
Markers, eraser, good job.
I first saw Ed, uh...
...putting up flyers
down at the outlet mall in Scogan.
So I read one and I thought to myself:
"Huh. Where do ghosts come from?"
And now, here I am.
Oh, ow! Ed, your sister's abusing staff.
That's adopted sister,
thank you very much.
Ed has been obsessed with
the supernatural since we were kids...
...you know,
and then he meets Harry...
...at computer camp
and love at first geek.
Spruce here.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
What up, player?
I am fifteen-sixteenths Jew...
...one-sixteenth Cherokee.
My grandfather is a mohel.
My great-grandfather
was a talus maker.
And my great-great-grandfather
was a degenerate gambler...
...and, uh, had a peyote addiction.
ED: Okay, people, let's cut the chatter
and get on a mission.
Okay.
Morton House.
One of our big fish.
All right, we all know the legend.
Every four years,
supposedly this becomes...
...the most haunted place in America.
The leap-year ghost some call it.
The ghost returns at midnight
just as February 29th begins.
- And no one has ever stayed the night.
- Yeah, every testimony we dug up...
...every eyewitness has run
well before midnight.
- That's all about to change, isn't it, baby?
- Absolutely true, Ed.
- Absolutely true.
- Mm, that's good.
French vanilla, because the other day
you said how much you liked it, so...
ED:
Thank you.
You are welcome.
I like Corbett, I do. Um...
Shows up early, does his job.
A lot of good hustle out...
I think he's got the hots for Ed
and that could spell trouble for the team.
Ed's kind of the more rugged,
with that really golden...
...beautiful sort of beard. Ha, ha.
Uh, and Harry's nice.
ED:
Twenty-ninth...
...is this Friday, Facers.
We want this mission, we gotta
move on it now, or guess what.
He's gone for another four years.
- What's this?
HARRY: Wait a minute.
Watch out. Oh.
- Oh, Dad, come on!
HARRY: Let's just cut the cameras.
We don't need that.
We don't need this part.
ED [WHISPERING]:
Stay low. Follow formation.
Okay, as expected.
A lot of people have tried to break into
the Morton House.
The local authorities
have just gotten fed up.
Looks like the cops have got this place
pretty well fenced off.
Wait. Didn't you guys get, like,
a permit or something?
A permit?
That's a good idea for next time.
Yeah.
SPRUCE:
Car, car.
ED: Flashlights off.
MAGGIE: Corbett!
HARRY:
Okay, okay.
Hey, hey, hey. Shh.
MAGGIE:
Be totally still.
[GRAND FUNK RAILROAD'S " WE'RE AN
AMERICAN BAND" PLAYING IN CAR]
HARRY:
It's okay. Not cops, just hicks.
CORBETT: Not cops, not cops.
MAGGIE: Ed.
ED: I got it, I got it, I got it.
HARRY: Ed's got it, Ed's got it.
Guys, let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Go.
CORBETT: Let's go.
Go, Spruce.
ED:
Still, be quiet.
ED: There's the kitchen sink.
HARRY: Copy that.
All right, everybody.
Ghostfacers, let's line up.
Everybody.
We're gonna set up camp right here.
This is Command Center 1.
We call this the Eagle's Nest.
Hallway, Cam 1 up and running.
Looking good, Corbett.
[CHUCKLES]
Copy that, Ed.
Uh...
Uh, you're welcome.
Spruce, how are we doing there, buddy?
{\i1}Checking basement, Camera 2,
mein Führer.{\i}
Maggie, I got no visual on you,
Maggie.
{\i1}- Do you copy?
ED [ON RADIO]: There you are.{\i}
{\i1}- Harry, you alive?
HARRY: Upstairs den, Camera 1.{\i}
{\i1}ED:
Good, good. I can smell syndication.{\i}
All right, fellas,
let's regroup at the Eagle's Nest.
- Hey, Spengler.
HARRY: Right there.
- Battery check.
SPRUCE: Check.
- Check. Check.
ED: Okay.
MAGGIE:
Look at Corbett.
SPRUCE: Yo, Corbett, dude.
- Looking good, Corbett.
SPRUCE: You're Robocop.
- Robocop?
- You think I look like Robocop?
ED: Everybody, bring it in.
We've all been here before.
Standard walk-through.
- Team one, west.
CORBETT: Okay.
- Team two, east.
- Got it.
Spin the tires, light the fires.
Ghostfacers on three.
ALL:
One, two, three, Ghostfacers!
Hello?
I'm speaking to the restless spirits
of the Morton House.
- Let's go in.
CORBETT: Okay.
Okay.
Hello?
My name's Ed.
CORBETT:
Careful.
Watch your back.
ED:
Okay. Okay. Look over there.
What's your name?
0.3, 0.29.
Is there an entity or entities here
with us now?
- Give us a sign of your presence.
- Breathe, buddy.
- I can't breathe.
- Corbett, you...
[RAT SQUEAKING,
CORBETT WHIMPERING]
Corbett, night vision.
CORBETT:
Okay. Okay, okay, I got it. Okay.
- Okay.
- Calm down. Breathe. Okay?
- What?
- Calm the whirlwinds of your mind.
We're doing a basic EMF, EVP,
temp-flux sweep.
Looks like we got all of our ducks
in a row here.
[DEVICE HUMS LOUDLY]
SPRUCE: Whoa.
- What?
SPRUCE:
Oh. This camera's fritzing or something.
That's weird.
It's gone.
HARRY:
Get this, get this.
SPRUCE: Turn the knob.
- All right, that's a good idea.
HARRY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
SPRUCE:
It's just a rat, dude.
HARRY:
I don't really like rats.
They're gross.
Rats are like the rats of the world.
Was that a...? Was that an apparition?
Was that a spectral? A 0.4?
What do we got? Because the EMP
was just off the... Oh, God!
Oh, that is so not funny, Spruce!
[CORBETT PANTING]
CORBETT: Oh, God. Okay, it was just...
I think it was just this branch.
Okay. In the window.
- This is spooky, man.
- It's pretty spooky.
CORBETT: Aah!
DEAN: Freeze! Police officers!
Oh, God.
SAM: Take it easy.
Let's see identification.
- Come on. Let's see some ID.
CORBETT: Why are we...?
- Are we under arrest?
ED: We are unarmed.
CORBETT:
Oh, God. Oh, God.
You want to explain that weirdo outfit,
Mr., uh, Corbett?
- Uh...
- Whoa. I know you.
Yeah, sure you do.
Give me some identification.
Hold on a second.
I know the both of you guys. Yeah.
CORBETT: What?
- Yeah.
{\i1}Holy * * * *.{\i}
What?
Uh, west Texas,
the tulpa we had to take out.
Those two goofballs
that almost got us killed.
Uh, Hellhounds or something?
{\i1}- * * * * me.
- Yeah. We're not Hellhounds anymore.{\i}
- Didn't test that well.
- What's going on?
They're not cops. No.
Ed, thought you had a partner,
didn't you? A different guy?
ED: Yeah.
DEAN: Is he here?
ED: Running around, chasing ghosts.
- Okay, listen.
You and Rambo need to get
your girlfriends and get out.
Ha-ha-ha. All right.
Listen here, chisel chest, okay?
We were here first.
We've already set up base camp.
We beat you.
- They were here first.
ED: Mm-hm. Ha, ha.
Oh, God!
- Ed?
- Yeah?
Where's your partner?
HARRY: Ten-six, ten-seven.
Guys, the EMF is really spiking here.
MAGGIE: Temperature's down 11 degrees.
HARRY: Keep your eyes peeled.
This could be it.
Maggie, can I get a reading in here,
please?
SPRUCE: Something keeps messing
with the chip.
I don't know what's going on here.
- Guys. Guys. Guys.
HARRY: What is this?
Look, buddy, I'm sorry. That's it.
I'm telling you, that's all the money l...
[SCREAMS]
DEAN: What're you doing at
the Morton House? On leap year?
We're here to spend the night, okay?
It's for our TV show.
What? Great. Perfect.
- Nobody's spent the night before.
- Uh, actually, yeah, they have.
Uh, we've never heard of them.
Yeah, you know why? The ones that
have, haven't lived to talk about it.
Oh, come on, I don't believe you.
Look, missing-persons reports
going back almost a half century.
Uh, John Graham
stayed on a dare: Gone.
Julie Wilkerson: Gone.
There are tons more.
All of them came to stay the night,
always on a leap year.
The only body they ever found
was the last owner, Freeman Daggett.
ED: These look legit.
- They are legit.
And we ain't got much time.
Starting at midnight,
your friends are going to die.
HARRY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Guys! Guys! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, we got one!
- Corbett! We saw it.
CORBETT: What?
HARRY: A full apparition!
- Get out.
- It was a Class 4, a spectral illumination.
MAGGIE: It was absolutely amazing.
{\i1}Hey, aren't those the * * * * * * * *
from Texas?{\i}
ED:
Yes.
Let's have this reunion
across the street.
HARRY: What are you doing here?
- Get you ice cream.
- What do you say? Let's go.
ED: Guys, I think you should listen...
No, no, no. Look at this.
The honest-to-God proof, all right?
ED: Are you kidding me?
HARRY: No, not kidding you.
- We got ghosts.
- What reading did we get?
- Uh, it was a 10.9.
ED: 10.9?
Yeah, it was 10.9, it was almost 11.
And I was like, "What's going on?"
- And I was...
MAGGIE: Hold on, watch this part.
CORBETT: Oh!
HARRY: He got blasted.
HARRY: It was crazy.
MAGGIE: Oh, my God.
SPRUCE:
What's a death echo?
Look, if we got a problem here,
that ghost ain't it.
ED: That's real. Like, that happened.
SPRUCE: What's a death echo?
Echoes are trapped in a loop, okay?
They keep replaying how they died
over and over again...
...usually in the place where they were
ganked. As dangerous as a scary movie.
The echo's not dangerous,
but something else is.
- You're right.
- We need to get out. Come on.
- Let's go. Let's go.
SAM: Let's go, guys.
Guys, time is running out.
[ALL CHATTERING]
MAGGIE: But what about our equipment?
What are we gonna...?
HARRY: We got the material.
We got all kinds of stuff.
- We'll make you recurring guest stars.
ED: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Where's Corbett?
I wish to communicate
with the restless spirits here.
Oh. Lights out.
I think I got night-vision here.
That's better.
No man left behind.
[CORBETT SCREAMS]
SPRUCE: That was Corbett.
- Come in, Corbett.
HARRY: Tell Corbett we'll get him.
MAGGIE: Corbett, don't worry!
Guys.
{\i1}* * * * you!{\i}
SPRUCE:
Where are you, dude?
- Tell us where you are!
ED: Corbett!
Let me go! Aah! Guys!
- Come back, Corbett.
- Aah!
HARRY:
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
DEAN:
Hey, hey, hey!
[CORBETT SCREAMS STOP]
[CORBETT SCREAMS]
Hey, Corbett's...
He's not here.
Let's go. Let's go back.
No, no, no. That was Corbett.
Didn't you hear that?
Sam, get them out of here.
Let's go, come on.
- There we go. Keep it moving.
SAM: Looking good.
ED: Corbett?
SAM: All right.
SAM: Hey. Come on, let's go.
ED: Hey.
SAM: Watch him. Watch him.
- Take a left.
Move, move. Let's go. Turn it off.
ED:
Oh, God, what's happened?
Oh, God. He's gone.
He just disappeared.
Let's go through all the angles,
all the cameras.
- It's 12:04, Dean. Good? You happy?
- Yeah, I am happy.
"Let's go hunt the Morton House.
It's our Grand Canyon."
DEAN: I don't wanna hear it.
SAM: You got two months left.
- Instead, we're gonna die tonight.
SPRUCE: Whoa, whoa!
- What is going on, guys?
- I'll tell you what's going on.
Every door, every window, every exit
out of this house, they're all sealed.
- Why are they sealed?
- It's a supernatural lockdown, okay?
Whatever took Corbett
doesn't want us to leave.
And it's no death echo,
this is a bad mother. It wants us scared.
Or it just wants us.
SPRUCE:
Uh, guys, the camera's fritzing again.
ED:
Whoa. Guys, the EMF's starting to spike.
- This is a big one.
MAGGIE: Ed.
SAM: Everybody stay close,
there's something coming.
MAGGIE:
Guys.
SPRUCE: Uh, whoa.
ED: Okay, let's... Let's just stay...
ALL:
Whoa!
Guys, is this the same echo
you guys saw earlier?
- No, it's a different guy.
- Multiple echoes? What's going on?
SAM:
Beats me.
Okay. All right, all right, all right.
Uh, hey, buddy! Hey, hey.
Wake up. You're dead!
- Hello?
- What's he doing? What's he doing?
Sometimes you can shock
an echo out of its loop...
...if you can talk to the part
that's still human.
But usually you have to have
some connection to the deceased.
Come on, wake up! Be dead! Huh?
DEAN: Hey! Hey!
- You guys hear that?
- What's that sound?
- You guys hear that?
SPRUCE: What is that?
- Snap out of it, buddy, huh?
What are you waiting for?
You're dead.
[TRAIN HORN HONKING]
[ALL GASP]
SPRUCE: Oh!
ED: Where the hell did it go?
SAM:
There's no records of this.
No one got shot here, no one got
run over by a train. Stay close.
MAGGIE:
Did the echoes take Corbett?
Yes... No. We don't know
what's doing what here...
...that's what we're trying to figure out.
SAM: Stay close.
Okay, look, um,
death echoes are ghosts, okay?
Now, ghosts usually haunt places
where they lived or died.
Except these mooks
didn't live or die here.
SAM: Right.
MAGGIE: What are they doing here?
Hey, give the lady a cigar.
Does looking at this
through that camera...
...make you feel better or something?
I mean...
MAGGIE:
Um... I, uh...
- Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah, I think so. Mm-hm.
- Oh.
Freeman Daggett, house's last owner.
Officially commended for 20 years
of fine service...
...at the Gamble General Hospital.
DEAN: He's a doctor?
Janitor.
DEAN:
This looks like his den.
- When did you say he died? '64?
- Yeah. Heart attack.
MAGGIE: What are these, C rations?
DEAN: Army-issued, three squares.
Like, a lifetime supply.
MAGGIE:
God, is that all he ate?
DEAN:
One-stop shopping.
Hello. Locked.
Come on, guys, this is ridiculous.
How is this supposed to find Corbett?
Huh? We should be digging up
the frigging floorboards right now.
{\i1}SAM:
Huh. Survival Under Atomic Attack.{\i}
An optimist.
[BANGING ON METAL]
DEAN:
Crap.
Crap.
Taxidermy. Okay.
- You said Daggett was a hospital janitor?
SAM: Yeah.
Ew.
We got three toe tags here.
One, death by gunshots,
train accident, and suicide.
Ew.
What?
Well, that explains
why all the death echoes are here.
They're here because
their bodies are here.
- Somewhere in the house.
- What?
Daggett brought the remains home
from the morgue to play.
BOTH:
Ew!
SPRUCE:
That's nasty, dude.
SAM:
Right.
Wait a minute.
MAGGIE [PANTING]:
Corbett.
[MAGGIE GASPS]
Okay, Maggie.
[MAGGIE GASPS]
[MAGGIE GASPS]
- Closer to the herd, okay?
HARRY: Maggie?
- Maggie?
DEAN: She's fine.
ED: Harry, I got an 8.6 and climbing
fast. Something huge is coming. Look.
Something big is coming.
It's past 11, you guys.
SPRUCE: What is happening?
SAM: Nobody move.
DEAN:
Hold on, hold on. Stay quiet.
- What's going on? Sam?
MAGGIE: Ed.
ED:
Must be the surge.
Sam?
Where'd he go?
MAGGIE:
Oh, no.
SPRUCE:
Oh.
Sam!
DEAN: Sammy!
ED: Sam!
SPRUCE: Yo! Talk to us!
ED: Corbett, Corbett!
- Sammy!
MAGGIE: Sam?
ED:
Corbett, Corbett!
Corbett!
- Corbett!
- Sam!
[MAGGIE PANTING]
MAGGIE:
God, I am so scared.
I'm so scared.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, Maggie.
[MAGGIE PANTING]
ED:
Corbett!
[SPRUCE HUMMING 70s FUNK MUSIC]
SPRUCE:
Whoa.
[MAGGIE MOANING]
[MAGGIE GASPS]
ED:
My best friend...
...and my best sister.
HARRY: Ed.
- Harry.
- Ed.
- Harry.
- Ed. Listen, Ed...
ED:
Are you banging my sister?
No.
No.
- Hold my glasses.
SPRUCE: You got it.
HARRY:
Ed, Ed, Ed!
SPRUCE: Guys. Guys.
MAGGIE: Ed, get off. You guys, stop.
SPRUCE: You guys are in trouble.
DEAN: Hey, hey, hey!
{\i1}The * * * * are you doing?{\i}
Cut it out!
We're down by two people.
Sam!
ED:
Great.
DEAN:
Sammy!
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
You got my glasses.
- He got my tooth there?
SPRUCE: Uh, no.
- I won that, right?
SPRUCE: Yup, you're good.
- Thanks, Spruce.
SPRUCE: Yeah, it's my fault.
Great. That's nice. Thanks.
[LESLEY GORE'S "IT'S MY PARTY"
PLAYING ON STEREO]
SAM:
Corbett.
[CORBETT GROANS]
SAM:
Corbett.
Corbett.
Hey. Wake up, man.
Corbett, hey.
- Corbett, hey.
CORBETT: Sam?
SAM: You gotta keep listening
to my voice, okay?
I'm right here.
Stay awake.
DAGGETT:
Don't listen to him.
It stops hurting, so don't worry.
[CORBETT WHIMPERING]
SAM:
Corbett, stay with me.
Stay with me, you got it?
I'm right here.
Hey. Stay with me. Don't.
Don't. No!
Corbett!
[CORBETT GASPING]
SAM:
Corbett!
- Corbett!
ED: Where'd you go?
MAGGIE:
Where are you guys?
HARRY: Dean, what are you doing?
DEAN: Daggett was a Cold-War nut.
He was an amateur taxidermist.
He liked to slow dance with cadavers
and all he ate was C rations.
- So what are we looking for?
MAGGIE: A horrible life.
DEAN:
A Ionely life.
A Cold-War life.
He was scared.
- He was scared. He was scared.
ED: Scared of what?
HARRY: What?
ED: Where are you going?
MAGGIE: Don't leave me in here. Guys.
ED: Wait. Dean!
Get away from me.
DAGGETT:
This won't hurt.
It's okay. It's okay.
Relax.
Relax.
MAGGIE:
Where are you going?
Guys like Daggett back then,
the ones scared of the Russkies...
...they built bomb shelters.
I'm guessing he's got one.
I'll bet you it's in the basement.
ALL:
Whoa!
ED:
That is not funny. How many times...?
SPRUCE: Uh, who closed the door?
DEAN: It did.
It wants to separate us.
Ed, listen to me.
There's some salt in my duffle.
Make a circle and get inside.
- [WHISPERS] Inside his...?
- That's stupid.
Inside your duffle bag?
In the salt, you idiot!
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Hurry up.
Get in the circle, get in the circle.
Come on, come on. Quick, quick.
Guys, guys, I don't wanna die, okay?
And I don't want you...
- Hey, listen to me, okay?
- Don't want you to...
Listen, if we don't die...
...it's totally okay if you, uh,
do my sister.
- Ow!
MAGGIE: Nice.
Guys. Hey, guys.
It's coming again.
ED: Okay. Oh, God. Get in close.
- Why does this keep happening?
Why does this keep happening?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
[MAGGIE WHIMPERING]
[CORBETT GASPING]
ED:
Corbett.
SPRUCE:
Hey, can I ask you something?
- What?
- Earlier, you and Sam.
He said you had two months left?
It's complicated.
A while ago, Sam...
[CHUCKLES]
{\i1}No, no, no. I'm not gonna whine
about my * * * * * * * * problems...{\i}
{\i1}...to some * * * * * * * * reality show.{\i}
{\i1}I'm gonna do my * * * * * * * job.{\i}
SPRUCE: Is it cancer?
- Shut up.
You hear that?
DAGGETT: I've been waiting
for some more friends.
I get Ionely.
But you're coming to my party,
aren't you?
SPRUCE: Is that music?
DEAN: It's coming from behind this wall.
[DEAN GRUNTING]
SPRUCE:
Wow, you're strong.
DAGGETT:
You'll stay a good, long time.
[DEAN GRUNTING]
DEAN:
Sam!
SPRUCE:
Oh, my God.
[DEAN GRUNTS]
SPRUCE:
Oh, no. Corbett.
ED:
Oh, God, what have we done?
- Oh, Corbett.
- Ed. Ed.
ED: Yeah?
- Corbett's... He's a death echo.
He's, uh, reliving his own murder.
MAGGIE:
Over and over forever.
SPRUCE: What's this Daggett guy's
problem anyway?
Loneliness.
- Has he never heard of a RealDoll?
- No, no.
Daggett was the Norman Bates,
stuff-your-mother kind of Ionely.
I mean, that's why he
lifted these bodies from the morgue.
He threw himself a birthday party, except
they were the only ones who would come.
Anyway, so at midnight, he sealed them
in the bomb shelter and went upstairs...
...and OD'd on horse tranqs.
How do you know this?
- Because he told me.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Okay, so now that he's dead, what?
Same song, different verse,
trying to get people come to his party?
SAM:
Pretty much, yeah. Stay forever.
SPRUCE:
Those real bullets?
It's rock salt.
{\i1}[SINGING]
Ghostfacers{\i}
{\i1}We go to places where others will not{\i}
{\i1}Ghostfacers{\i}
{\i1}Stay in the kitchen
When the kitchen gets hot{\i}
MAGGIE:
Guys.
ED: Oh, no.
MAGGIE: Oh, Corbett.
Wait, guys.
Guys, it's... It's Corbett.
He's... He's trapped.
He's in a lot of pain, you know?
We gotta... We gotta try and...
We got to try
and pull him out of his loop.
We have to.
HARRY:
Ed.
Corbett?
Corbett, it's...
- Oh, God. I gotta do it, Harry.
HARRY: Don't cross the line of salt.
Corbett, listen to me.
Okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Listen.
Listen. Oh, God.
Corbett.
- Oh, my God.
HARRY: Get back here. Get back.
ED:
I can't, okay?
He's not hearing me, okay?
He won't stop dying.
[GRUNTING]
Seriously? You're still shooting?
It makes him feel better. Don't ask.
God.
SPRUCE: Oh, hell, guys.
Get in your ghost role thing.
Something's coming.
Oh, my God. Aah!
[SPRUCE GRUNTS]
L... I know how
we can get through to him.
How?
Ed.
- He had feelings for you.
- Huh?
- He wanted you.
- Wha...?
- Wanted me to what?
- You know.
No.
And you know what you've gotta do.
You can do it, Ed.
You've always been the brave one.
Yes, you can. You make us brave.
- Maggie, right? Yeah.
MAGGIE: Yeah, you do.
You totally do.
Ed...
...you gotta go be gay
for that poor, dead intern.
You gotta send him into the light.
[CORBETT GASPING]
ED:
Corbett.
HARRY: Maggie. No, no, Maggie.
MAGGIE: No, it's okay. Don't worry.
ED:
Corbett, look.
Hey, it's just Ed, buddy.
It's just me.
Hey. Hey, Corbett, listen to me.
Listen to me. I'm... We...
Okay.
You meant...
Corbett, you meant a lot to the team.
You meant...
You meant a lot to me.
You know, never ever back down...
...never say a bad word, okay?
I remember that, Corbett. L...
I remember that.
I remember because I love you, Corbett.
I really, truly love you.
Do you remember that?
Do you?
- Hey. Ed?
ED: Yeah.
Yeah, Corbett, it's...
Corbett, yeah, it's me.
It's me. Look at me.
You gotta help us, man.
You have to help us, Corbett.
Please. Please.
Please help us right now.
Take it easy. You all right?
SPRUCE:
Uh, guys.
DEAN:
Hey! Come here!
SPRUCE:
This is bad. Very bad.
Corbett?
[GRUNTING]
SPRUCE: You all right, dude?
- Oh. Unh.
SPRUCE: You all right?
- Oh.
[SAM GROANS]
SPRUCE:
Oh, my God.
{\i1}ED: Leap year, February 29th,
the Morton House.{\i}
{\i1}A tragic day.{\i}
{\i1}A day of souls bound in torment...{\i}
{\i1}... of lives held in cruel balance.{\i}
{\i1}But the Ghostfacers,
they did the best that they could.{\i}
{\i1}HARRY:
We lost a beloved friend...{\i}
{\i1}... but we gained new allies.{\i}
{\i1}ED:
We know this much:{\i}
{\i1}That every day, including today,
is a new beginning.{\i}
We learned more than we can say
in the brutal feat of the Morton House.
The Ghostfacers were forced to face
something far more scary than ghosts.
They were forced to face themselves.
War changes man.
And Maggie.
War changes man...
...and one woman.
[SCOFFS]
You know, Corbett, we just...
Oh, gosh, we just like to think
that you're out there watching over us.
As far as we're concerned,
you're not an intern anymore.
You have more than earned
full Ghostfacer status.
Plus it'd cool
to have a ghost on the team.
Yeah.
And here we were thinking that,
you know, we were teaching you...
...and all this time,
you were teaching us...
...about heart...
...about dedication.
About...
...how gay love can pierce through
the veil of death and save the day.
Thank you, Alan J. Corbett.
Go well into that starry night,
young Turk.
Go well.
[CORBETT PANTS]
Come on, Spruce,
I gotta get all this stuff packed up.
SPRUCE:
So? Pack and talk.
I don't know what to say.
SPRUCE:
Say what comes to mind.
This is one of our confessional moments,
Corbett, so confess.
What'd you think
was gonna happen tonight?
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight on this trip?
I think tonight...
I really do.
- I think all our dreams
are gonna come true.
Does that sound stupid?
SPRUCE: Kind of does, yeah.
- Ha, ha.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING
ON COMPUTER]
So guys, what do you think?
You all right?
You know, I kind of think
it was half awesome.
Half awesome.
That's full-on good, right?
Yeah. I mean,
it's bizarre how y'all are able to, uh...
...honor Corbett's memory while grossly
exploiting the manner of his death.
Yeah. No, it's a real tight rope
you guys are walking.
Yeah. All right, guys.
No, that's reality, man.
Yeah. Corbett gave his life
searching for the truth...
...and it is our job over here
to share it with the world.
Right. Well, um, our experience:
Know what you get
when you show the truth?
A straitjacket or a punch in the face.
- Sometimes both.
- Right.
Come on, guys,
don't be Facer haters because...
...we happened to have gotten
the footage of the century.
Oh, yeah.
- You got us there.
- Yeah.
Yeah. Well, we'll see you guys around.
- Yeah.
- Peace out.
- Dicks.
- Oh, yeah.
MAGGIE: Totally.
- Yep. Let's start laying off some DVDs.
That sounds like a good idea, Spruce.
I think we're gonna
need a bigger office here.
Because we're gonna go national,
then it's gonna go international, and...
- Menudo left their dance bag behind.
- Ha-ha-ha.
[SINGSONG]
What's inside?
Huh?
Whoa. What the hell is this?
Uh, seem to be having
some technical difficulty over here.
- Wait, wait, wait.
ED: No, no, no.
HARRY: Wait! " No operating system
found"? Wait a minute.
- We clean?
ED AND HARRY: No!
ED: Are you kidding me?
HARRY: No. This can't be happening.
ED:
Harry. Harry. No!
Electromagnet.
Wiped out every tape and hard drive.
World just isn't ready
for the Ghostfacers.
That's too bad,
I kind of liked the show.
[CHUCKLES]
Had its moments.
[ENGINE STARTS]
{\i1}ED:
That is money in the bank.{\i}
Subtitles by
SDI Media Group
[ENGLISH SDH]