Supernatural (2005–…): Season 13, Episode 16 - ScoobyNatural - full transcript
Sam, Dean and Castiel are transported into the animated world of Scooby Doo where they join forces with the Scooby gang to solve a ghostly mystery.
[ Groans, grunts ]
[ Roaring, growling ]
♪
[ Grunting ]
[ Lamps shatter ]
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
[ Loud crash ]
[ Roars ]
Aah! Uh!
[ Roars ]
[ Grunts ] Uhh!
[ Growling ]
[ Grunts ]
Holy oil!
[ Groans ]
Okay, move!
[ Lighter strikes ]
[ Growls ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Roaring ]
♪
[ Continues roaring ]
Oh!
Pfft.
[ Blows air ]
Whoa.
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
Is it over?
Yeah. Yes.
Uh, sorry about the mess.
You boys just took down
an evil plushie
that was trying to kill me.
We're all good.
[ Door bell chimes ]
Alan?
Everything okay in here?
- Oh, uh, hey, Jay.
- I heard the ruckus next door, and I...
What in the...What...
holy heck?
It -- it was a-a...
- Did they do this?
- No. Naw, it was a...
Defective product.
Yeah, sometimes the batteries
in these...
giant stuffed dinosaurs
just explode.
Yeah, never buy anything
from Mooselyvania.
[ Laughs ] Mm.
Exactly. Mm.
- Okay.
- Uh, guys, this is Jay.
He's the big man around
this neighborhood.
Owns practically
the whole damn thing --
the Chinese joint,
the laundromat.
Great. Great, great, great.
Yeah, that's very cool.
Can you guys give us a second?
- Sam: Great.
- Dean: Nice cover.
What the hell was that?
I mean, we rolled into town
because people were seeing
a lizard monster.
And yes,
we tracked it back here,
but no way did I think we'd end up --
- Killing Barney?
Yeah.
Was pretty satisfying,
though, wasn't it?
Probably just
a cursed object.
Well, it didn't act like
a cursed object.
We should probably do
some digging.
Everything all right?
Yeah. Yeah, great.
Yeah. Uh, we were
just gonna head out.
Oh, hold up.
You boys saved my life.
Anything you want, it's yours.
We could never. We're --
we're just happy we could help.
Wait. Uh...
anything?
Hmm.
♪
[ Strained voice ]
Dean, this is ridiculous.
Look, giving us this
made him feel good, okay?
- Yeah, where are you gonna put this? You...
- I'm the good guy.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Take it easy!
What?
She's delicate!
She...Pfft.
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
Go that way. I'll lead.
W-what?
Yeah. [ Groans ] Dean...
Shh.
Dude, watch out.
♪
Hey, what are you doin'?
Uh, research.
Okay.
You know,
it's the strangest thing.
I-I can't find anything
on a-a cursed object
that actually
physically attacks people.
Dude, it's over. All right?
Be like Elsa -- Let it go.
"Be like Elsa"?
Ah? Right?
Come here. I need to show you
something. It's important.
Come on.
Behold...
[ Flourish plays ]
the Dean-cave.
Or Fortress of Dean-a-tude.
Just -- still trying
to figure that one out.
We got Foosball.
We've got jukebox --
all vinyl, obviously.
Double La-Z-Boy recliners.
And, of course, the bar.
Still a work-in-progress.
It's gonna have a kegerator
because...Well, it's gonna.
And finally...
the pièce de résistance.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
When did you have time
to do all this?
When it's important,
you make time, Sammy.
Wh--
Let's give this bad boy
a test run, huh?
♪ Dun, dun ♪
♪ Dun... ♪
♪ Dun, Na! ♪
[ Presses button ]
[ "Sunrise" from "Also sprach
Zarathustra" playing ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
What the hell?
♪
[ Zaps ]
[ Grunts ]
♪
Dean? What just...
Aah!
Aah!
You're a cartoon!
You're a cartoon!
I'm a cartoon!
I'm a cartoon!
Uh, is -- is this...
Okay, okay, okay.
This is dream.
It's gotta be a --
[ Slaps ]
Dude!
[ Grunts ]
It's not a dream.
Holy crap.
This is, uh...
You saw that light.
D-did we just get sucked
into the TV?
Or maybe this
is an angel thing.
Or -- or the Trickster.
No, he's dead.
Or is he?
Dean, what the hell?
I don't know, Sam. I...
Whoa.
Uh...
How did the car get here?
I had the keys in my pocket?
Or maybe -- Wait, seriously?
That's what's bumping you
about this?
Okay, look, are we animated?
Yes.
Is it weird? Yes.
It's beyond weird.
Well, and "beyond weird"
is kind of our thing.
So whatever happened,
we'll figure it out.
This is a case,
so let's work it.
How?
Same as always.
[ Baby purring ]
We drive.
♪
A malt shop. Really?
Look, let's just head in,
ask around,
see what we can see.
Oh, my God.
[ Engine idling ]
That -- that -- that --
that's, uh, that's...
That's the Mystery Machine.
We're not just in any cartoon.
We're in Scooby-Doo!
[ Bats screeching ]
♪ Supernatural 13x16 ♪
Scoobynatural
Original Air Date on March 29, 201
[ Scooby-Doo laughs ]
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Man: ♪ And isn't this another... ♪
[ Door bell jingles ]
♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Oh! [ Gasps ]
That's
the freakin' Scooby Gang!
Woman: Here you are.
Four milkshakes.
[ Slurping loudly ]
Great. So we're stuck in
a cartoon with a talking dog.
Not just any talking dog,
the talking dog.
The greatest talking dog
in history.
Now come on!
Dibs on Daphne.
♪
[ Songs ends ]
Jeepers!
Those sure were
some super groovy tunes.
Oh, man. This is like a dream come true.
[ Scoobies speak indistinctly ]
Your dream is to hang out
with the Scooby Gang? [ Laughter ]
Sam, growing up on the road,
no matter where Dad dragged us,
no matter what we did,
there was always a TV.
And you know what
was always on that TV?
Scooby and the gang.
These guys, they're our
friggin' role models, man.
Except Fred. He's a wad.
He's...What?
Just think about it --
we do the same thing.
We go to spooky places,
we solve mysteries,
we fight ghosts.
Yeah, except our ghosts
don't wear masks,
and we don't have
a talking dog.
I don't know. I mean, Cass is
kind of like a talking dog.
[ Inhales sharply ]
Now, how do I look?
-Two-dimensional.
-Perfect!
[ Slurping ]
Uh...hi. [ Chuckles nervously ]
Huh?
Uh, uh, I'm Dean. My brother, Sam.
Mind if we join you?
[ Tink ] [ Tink ]
[ Tink ]
Of course not!
There's plenty of room.
I'm Fred.
This is Velma, Shaggy,
Scooby, and --
Daphne.
Hmm?
Enchanté.
Hmm.
Of course we know you.
You guys are famous.
Famous? [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
Like, the only thing we're
famous for is our eating skills.
Scooby: Yum, yum, yum.
So looks like you guys
are celebrating something?
We are!
We just found out
that Scooby's been named as one
of the heirs to a fortune,
left to him by an old Southern colonel.
[ Mysterious music plays ]
Scooby saved him from drowning
in a fish pond.
I'm a hero.
[ Blowing air ]
[ Scooby Gang laughs ]
Fred: Scooby.
Okay, okay.
But he's dead now, right?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, cancer.
Give us a second.
[ Lowered voice ] Hey, you wanna
pull that stick out of your...
[ Clears throat ]
nether regions
and just play along here?
Play...
There are no words in this newspaper, Dean.
[ Mysterious music plays ]
We should be trying
to get out of here
and instead, you -- you're
hanging out with Marmaduke.
[ Gasps loudly ]
How dare you!
And hitting on Daphne,
when she's clearly with Fred.
She's settling, all right?
Oh, Daphne could do
so much better.
Last time we got zapped into TV,
we got out by playing our part.
This is probably like that.
The gang, they're about
to get a mystery.
I don't know, gang.
Sounds like this could be
the start of a mystery.
[ Slurps ]
You know, uh, Sam and I
are actually
mystery solvers, too.
Mind if we tag along?
That sounds like a swell idea.
In fact, I think it's high time
we hit the road.
You know what that means?
Uh-huh!
Road food!
Road food!
[ Shaggy and Scooby laugh ]
♪
[ Both slurp ]
Oh, heck, yes!
♪
[ Both chomp ]
[ Mouth full ] Sam! Sam!
Look how big my mouth is!
[ Groans ]
[ Mystery Machine idling ]
[ Mellow 1960s pop music
playing ]
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?
I don't know, Freddie. I'm not
sure Baby can go that slow.
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.
Or are you...chicken?
Well, I'm game if you are.
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,
his can-do attitude,
that stupid ascot.
Let's do this!
[ Mystery Machine revs ]
♪
[ Baby revs ]
[ Both rev ]
♪
[ Tires peal ]
[ Coughing ]
Did... [ Coughs ] did you
just get beat by a microvan?
The light was red!
The light...
Fred!
[ Engine revs, tires peal ]
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
Look, all I'm saying is that,
aerodynamically speaking,
there is no way my Baby
should lose to...
that. Unless Fred cheated,
which he clearly did.
Dude, get over it.
[ Owl hooting ]
No!
[ Thunderclap, bats screech ]
♪
"A Night of Fright
is No Delight."
What?
That's the episode we're in.
I've seen it, like,
a million times.
♪
Attention, everybody.
As you all know,
I am Cosgood Creeps,
attorney of
the late Colonel Sanders.
[ Clears throat ]
[ Lowered voice ] Shut up.
My client was a bit odd.
His only directions were
to play this record for you.
[ Normal voice ]
Yeah! Classic vinyl.
[ Static crackles ]
[ Southern accent ]
Greetin's, y'all!
Cousin Simple, Nephew Norble,
Sweet Cousin Maldahyde,
Cousin Slicker,
and my old friend, Scooby-Doo.
[ Chuckles ]
You're all gonna receive
an equal share of $1 million,
providing you spend tonight
here in the old family mansion.
[ Gulps ]
Oh, one more thing --
the house is haunted.
[ Thunderclap ]
Haunted?
Haunted?
Yes, haunted.
And if any of you can't
make it through the night,
his or her share of my fortune
will go to the others.
Now good night
and pleasant dreams, y'all.
[ Laughing ]
[ Gulps ] Oh, boy.
♪
[ Groans ]
What kind of a weirdo
sets all this up?
I mean, spend the night in
a haunted house for $1 million?
That can't be legal.
Sam, come on. The house
isn't really haunted.
- I'm not --
- And things like this happen all the time.
Oh, yeah,
maybe in a car-- [ Grunts ]
♪
Dude, what's wrong
with you?
They don't know that
they're in a...a C-word.
And we're not gonna
tell 'em about anything.
Not where we're from,
not about monsters.
Nothing. Capiche?
They are pure
and innocent and good,
and we're gonna
keep it that way.
[ Sighs deeply ] Look,
if you've seen this episode,
why -- why can't we just
skip to the end?
Well, 'cause sometimes
it's about the journey
and not the destination.
Or do you just want more time
to try and get with Daphne?
Do not ruin this for me!
Cosgood: I'll return
to the house in the morning
to find out which of you remain,
if any.
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Both gulp ]
Turns out,
he's the bad guy.
You don't say.
[ Clock chiming ]
[ Southern accent ] 10:00,
and I suggest we all
turn in.
So, Daphne...
old drafty house.
What say you and I bunk together?
[ Tink ]
Oh, Dean! Boys and girls don't
sleep in the same room, silly.
Come on, Velma.
Guess you're with me,
slugger.
Awesome.
♪
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Whimpering, teeth chattering ]
Relax, Scooby. We'll spend
the night with ya.
Now let's hit the sack.
Are you wearing...
a nightgown?
It's called a sleeping robe.
Between you and me,
it's freakin' comfortable.
It's like
I'm wrapped in hugs.
So those new guys are
kinda groovy.
Sure, Dean's all right.
But that big lug...
What a dummy.
"Haunted." Sheesh.
Like that's a real thing.
Huh.
What?
Oh, nothing. Just...
I thought big lugs were
kinda your thing.
Huh? Pssh.
[ Laughing evilly ]
♪
[ Humming ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Hmm?
[ Spits ]
Huh?
[ Inhales deeply ] Mm.
[ Gasps ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Yawning ]
[ Shaggy snoring ]
Is that all you're gonna do? Eat?
Relax. In a few minutes,
we're gonna find out that
Cousin Simple's missing,
the Scoobies are gonna think
that it's a ghost,
but really, it's just the lawyer
Cosgood Creeps in disguise.
[ Blood-curdling scream ]
Told ya.
Come on, gang!
Let's check it out!
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
♪
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait.
No, the dummy bodies don't
show up until later.
Dean, this isn't a dummy.
This is blood.
[ Daphne gasps ]
He's -- he's dead.
Like -- like, really,
actually dead.
Jinkies!
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh-roh!
Son of a bitch.
[ Thunderclap ]
Well, gang, it looks like
we've got another mystery
on our hands.
Are you kidding me, Fred?
Dude, someone's dead.
A little respect.
Yeah, Fred.
He can be such a jerk.
- Right, Daphne?
- Not really.
[ Spooky music playing ]
We should look for evidence...
Huh?!
like fingerprints or fluids.
Uh-huh!
Fluids?
Dude, this is not
the way things went down
in the episode.
I remember everything
that happened in Scooby-Doo,
and no one ever got
stabbed in the back
and ended up in a pool
of their own blood.
[ Sighs ] Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Um, so, if that guy can die
for real in this cartoon,
that means we can, too.
It doesn't matter if we die.
Scooby-Doo could die!
And that's not happening,
not on my watch.
I'd take a bullet for that dog.
There has to be a logical
explanation for what's going on.
[ Electricity crackles ] Besides a ghost hunting
us down to collect an inheritance?
Yeah, what he said.
[ Thunderclap ]
What would a ghost need with money?
Precisely. And besides,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
Huh?
So once you eliminate
the impossible,
whatever remains,
no matter how improbable,
must be the truth.
Look!
[ Thunderclaps ]
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
♪
-Uhh!
-Gotcha!
Uhh! Aah! Uhh!
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
Not today, freak!
[ Grunts, gasps ]
[ Thunderclap ]
Cass?
Cass?
Like, you know this guy?
Uh, yeah, yeah. He's a --
he's a friend of ours.
Neato!
Castiel, the Scooby Gang.
[ Hums ]
Castiel? It sounds like
a great Italian pizza place.
[ Laughs ]
Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you.
♪
Nice to meet you, too.
Sam, Dean...
this dog is talking.
- Yep.
- Cass, how did you get here?
Well, I was looking for you
at the bunker when...
Sam? Dean?
[ Door closes ]
I'm back from Syria with
fruit from the Tree of Life.
The tree was guarded by
a pack of djinn.
I killed most of them,
bargained with the rest.
Think I'm...
technically married to
their queen now.
Hello?
Sam?
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?
I don't know, Freddie.
Dean?
I'm not sure Baby can
go that slow.
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.
Or are you...chicken?
Well, I'm game if you are.
[ Electricity crackling ]
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,
his can-do attitude...
[ Zaps ]
that stupid ascot.
Let's do this!
Castiel: I saw purple sparks,
then a flash of light,
and the next thing I knew,
I was in this strange world.
[ Baby revs ]
I saw you race off...
Hey!
and I've been trying to
catch up ever since.
You saw purple sparks?
Dean, that's like with
the killer stuffed dinosaur.
And they were both in
that pawn shop.
Maybe this
is all connected.
Um, "killer stuffed dinosaur"?
Oh, I-I didn't mean a real...
It's a book we're writing.
Yeah, about...
killer stuffed dinosaurs.
It's called...
"The Killer Stuffed Dinosaur
in Love."
Huh. Great title.
Yeah. Great title.
Well, if he isn't responsible
for Cousin Simple's death,
who is?
[ Electricity crackles ]
Huh?
Like, somebody turn up
the heat in here, man.
It's getting cold.
Huh?
[ Blood-curdling scream ]
Yikes!
[ Match strikes ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Tense music playing ]
Huh?
[ Wind howling ]
[ Floorboards creaking ]
[ Shaggy whimpering ]
Cosgood: No! No! Aah!
[ Electricity crackles ]
Oh! [ Gags ]
Sam.
[ Slice, splatter ]
[ Doors close ]
Roh!
[ Growls ]
[ Growls, screeches ]
Ph-ph-ph-phantom!
Aah! [ Whimpering ]
[ Scooby and Shaggy shout ]
Come on, Sam. We're on.
Yah!
Uhh!
[ Screeches ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Growls ] Gotcha!
Uhh! Huh?
Wait, what?
G-g-g-g-ghost!
Guys, no. It's not a ghost.
[ Scooby and Shaggy groan ]
Oh, yeah? Then, man, how did he
just walk through that wall?!
Well, there's probably
a hidden door.
Well, whatever it was,
it's gone now.
It looks like he was
coming out of here.
[ Door creaks ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪
Well, that's not good.
[ Gags ] I think
I'm gonna be sick.
Come on, gang!
So do they always just
walk away from dead bodies or...
Sam, the cold spot,
fritzing out...
that was a ghost --
our kind of ghost.
I think this cartoon
is haunted.
[ Whimpering ] All right, Prepmeister Fred,
what's your plan?
We should all split up
and search the house for clues.
That's a plan?
Mnh-mnh.
I-I don't think
we should separate.
It'll be easier for Dean and me
to keep you safe
if we're all together.
Really, Sam?
I wouldn't expect such a big,
broad-shouldered fella like you
to be as chicken as Shaggy.
No offense, Shaggy.
Like, none taken.
[ Whimpers ]
If this is a real ghost,
these guys are in trouble.
We can't let anything
happen to them.
Exactly. So, for now,
let's follow ascot boy's lead.
I call team up with Daphne!
Great! It'll be
just the three of us.
Sam and I will check the attic.
I mean...
unless you're too scared.
What? N-no, I-I'm...
Let's check the attic.
Like, man, I guess that
leaves me and old Scoob
with you, Castiel.
Wonderful.
I once led armies,
and now I'm paired with
a scruffy Philistine and a talking dog.
[ Tink ]
[ Door creaks ]
So I guess this is
your first mystery.
So if you could keep those
giant linebacker shoulders
from knocking over any clues,
that would be great. [ Grunts ]
Why do you keep talking
about my shoulders?
Oh, I, uh, huh.
Uh... [ Clears throat,
laughs nervously ]
♪
Aah! [ Grunts ]
[ Thud ]
[ Clattering ]
[ Conk ]
[ Grunts ]
Maybe that was the ghost.
Look, I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
but ghosts are real.
Huh?
My brother and I, we hunt them,
along with werewolves
and vampires and demons and...
We've saved the world.
A lot.
[ Tink ]
[ Laughs ] Look, Sam,
the simple fact is
monsters are nothing more
than crooks in masks --
usually unscrupulous
real estate developers.
One, there are way better
real estate scams.
- And two --
- Hey, look! A clue.
[ Whimsical music playing ]
That's strange.
That's strange.
I guess we both noticed
that these toys are
the only things up here
that aren't covered in dust.
Actually, I was noticing this.
Ectoplasm.
This gets left behind by ghosts.
[ Tinkles ]
Oh, stop already.
You can't really believe
in ghosts.
[ Tinkling ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
Oh!
Oh! [ Grunting ]
Told you.
Aah! It's not a g--
It's probably just Christmas
lights and -- and fishing line.
[ Owl hooting ]
So, Daph,
I usually don't have
to do this,
but what do you look for
in a guy?
Oh, I don't know.
Strong, sincere,
and an ascot wouldn't hurt.
♪
Whoa, hold on.
♪
Check out that book.
There are a lot of books
in here, Dean.
No, that one.
The one that isn't painted into
the background of the car--
[ Clears throat ] Library.
The...library.
♪
Huh. Sorry.
I thought it might be
some kind of
secret passage or...
[ Click ]
All: Aah!
Whoa!
[ Grunting ]
Dean: Daphne, you okay?
Maybe I should just give you
a once-over to make sure.
[ Switch clanks ]
Aah!
Oh! Oh, hell, no.
[ Screeching ]
[ All scream ]
[ Growling ]
♪
[ Shudders ] Like,
did someone open a window?
[ Whimpering ]
Yeah, it's cold in here.
[ Chains rattling ]
[ Growling ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Shaggy and Scooby scream ]
[ Growls ]
Never seen a ghost
wear such a ridiculous costume.
[ Squish ]
Huh?
[ Growls ]
Aah!
Castiel: Run! Run!
[ Screeches ]
Larry Marks: ♪ Scooby Dooby Doo,
where are you? ♪
♪ We got some work to do now ♪
♪ Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? ♪
Hey!
♪ We need some help
from you now ♪
♪ Come on, Scooby-Doo,
I see you ♪
♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪
♪ You're not foolin' me
'cause I can't see ♪
♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪
Hmm.
♪ You know we got a mystery
to solve ♪
Mm-hmm.
♪ So, Scooby-Doo, be ready for your act ♪
♪ Don't hold back ♪
[ Gasps ]
♪ And, Scooby-Doo, if you come through ♪
♪ You're gonna have yourself
a Scooby Snack ♪
♪ That's a fact! ♪
♪ Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ You're ready and you're willin' ♪
[ Brakes screech ]
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ If we can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ I know we'll catch that villain ♪
[ Screams ]
[ Roars ]
Shaggy: Guys!
[ Bowling pins crash ]
[ Screeching ]
[ All screaming ]
[ Doors slam ]
[ Winchesters grunt ]
We have to stop
this ghost.
We almost did.
Dean had him by the thigh.
He what?
I almost caught him.
That's the point.
Guys, come on.
For the last time,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
[ Gasps ]
[ All gasp ]
[ Squeaks ]
[ Tense music playing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Thudding ]
[ Roars ]
Oh, no!
That costume looks
really...real.
[ Growling ]
I'll get him.
Fred, don't!
Uhh!
[ Shatters ]
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
Fred!
[ Growls ]
Huh?
Huh?
♪
Oh! [ Groans ]
Uhh! [ Gasps ]
- Like, that's our cue to get out of here!
- Aah!
Run! [ Cries ]
[ Glass doors shatter ]
[ Grunts ] Aah!
Shaggy!
[ Snarls ]
Dean! Iron!
[ Whistle plays ]
[ Candles thud ]
[ Growls, shrieks ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Both groan ]
[ Roars ]
[ Candlesticks clatter ]
[ Slide whistle plays ]
[ Groaning, gasps ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Oh! [ Grunts ]
Oh! [ Giggles ]
Ah! [ Pants ]
What just happened?
Where's Shaggy?
Over here!
[ Metal creaking ]
[ Cries ] Like, little help?
[ All gasp ]
[ Shaggy screams ]
- [ Shaggy screaming in
- Shaggy!
[ Slide whistle plays ]
Scooby!
Castiel: Scooby!
Gotcha!
You've got me!
Who's got you?!
[ Dramatic music playing ]
Scooby: Oh!
[ Whimpers ]
Aah!
[ Leave rustle ]
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
[ Grunts ] Shaggy!
[ All gasp ]
[ Groans, cries ]
Daphne:
Shaggy! Are you okay?
Like, do I look like
I'm okay?
It appears his arm is broken.
What? That's not --
I have jumped out of a biplane
in a museum and was fine!
How did this happen?!
I-I don't know. I...
Something threw me
across the room.
Wires. Probably just wires.
Like, hello!
Broken arm here! [ Groans ]
- [ Shaggy whimpering ]
- Velma: Shaggy, brace yourself.
[ Leather stretches ]
Velma: Uhh!
Daphne: Fred,
give me your ascot.
[ Melancholy music playing ]
Dean, we have to tell them
the truth.
What truth?
The truth about the phantom.
Look, this phantom isn't like
other ghosts you've faced.
[ Tinks ]
He's real. He is a real ghost.
[ Tinks ]
Scooby Gang: Huh?
Um, I'm not totally
following you.
Look, that isn't a guy
in a mask and a costume.
It's a vengeful spirit that's
come back from the dead.
That's the truth.
So everything you told me,
it's true?
Mm-hmm.
Werewolves? Vampires?
Demons?
All: Mm-hmm.
I thought I was blind
without my glasses,
but I was just blind.
Oh, how could I be
so stupid?
Uh, well, I mean...
We've been stopping
real estate developers
when we could've been
hunting Dracula?
[ Heavy thudding ]
Are you kidding me?!
- Ooh. Ah. - Uh...
- My life is meaningless!
If there are ghosts...
[ Thudding continues ]
that means there's an afterlife.
Heaven. Hell.
Am I going to hell?!
[ Teeth chattering ]
We told you
every freaking time!
But did you ever listen
to Scoob and me? No!
We're doomed.
Dean: All right, knock it off!
Come on! Scooby Gang does not
have nervous breakdowns.
Now you may not have tangled
with the supernatural,
but you've fought monsters,
real freakin' psychos.
Well, you stopped Zeke and Zeb.
Shaggy figured out that
the sharks Old Iron Face rode
were really just torpedoes
disguised to look like sharks.
And what about
the Black Knight? Huh?
Mamba Wamba?
The Space Kook.
I knew it!
You love this show, too.
Mm. [ Sighs ]
Dean: Space Kook,
Ghost Clown,
Miner 49er.
You guys have all
jumped into danger
with no thought for yourselves.
You're heroes, and together,
we're gonna take down
this phantom.
Are you with me?
- Scooby and Daphne: Yeah!
- [ Velma laughs ] - Let's do it!
But how? We don't know
the first thing about
fighting real ghosts.
We don't have the proper tools
or weapons.
That's okay. We do.
[ Trunk unlocks ]
♪
- [ Daphne gasps ]
- Shaggy: Ooh. - Scooby: Whoa.
Here, Velma, take this.
Sam, are you crazy?
They can't use this stuff.
That's a Scooby-don't.
Dean, we've gotta do something.
I mean,
you guys are amazing!
Thank you, Fred.
But we can help. We have to.
[ Bleep ] right you can.
You're gonna do what
you do best -- build a trap.
[ Thunderclap, bats screeching ]
Ahh. That should do it.
Lay it on me, Freddy.
Well, you see,
Daphne's covered all the exits
except that one with salt.
So the phantom will
enter there,
tripping the iron chain
that'll activate the ax,
which cuts the rope
that holds the coconuts.
Where'd he get coconuts?
Shh!
The coconuts are gonna roll,
tripping the phantom,
sending him careening down
a slide of soap,
right into the washing machine
which we'll secure with
those iron chains.
And with the ghost captured,
we can finally find out
what's going on.
Now all we need...is bait.
[ Thunderclap ]
You think the phantom
decided to leave?
No, it's still here.
Don't worry.
That's what
I'm worried about. [ Cries ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Both whimpering ]
[ Teeth chattering ]
Hmm. Mm-hmm?
[ Snarls ]
[ Shrieking ]
Aah! Run!
♪
[ Growls ]
[ Sizzles ]
[ Screeches ]
♪
Castiel: Aah!
[ All scream, grunt ]
[ Screaming continues ]
- Shaggy Whoa!
- Castiel: Aah! Whoa! - [ Scooby blubbers ]
[ Screaming continues ]
Aah! Whoa!
[ Brakes screech ]
[ Thud ]
[ Grunts ]
Ahh. Whoa!
[ Door slams ]
♪
I told you
it wasn't going to work.
Yeah, Fred's traps
never work.
Daph, Plan B!
Operation Bookworm is go.
[ Screeching ]
♪
[ Chair thuds ]
Velma and Daphne: Aah!
[ Growls ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Good shot, Scoob old buddy.
Give him another one.
[ Growls ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Screeches ]
Daphne: Scooby, now!
[ Switch clicks ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Whooshing ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Thudding,
electricity crackling ]
That's a salt circle.
You're stuck.
Let...me...go!
Happy to, Sparky,
soon as you tell us
who you really are.
[ Screeching ]
♪
[ Electricity crackles, whoosh ]
It's...a child.
Dean: Yeah, creepy ghost kid.
You get used to 'em.
Sam: But...Wait.
Why are you trying to kill us?
I'm not.
I never wanted to hurt anyone.
But the bad man, he makes me.
The bad man?
His name is Jay.
The dude from the pawnshop.
When I died, my soul was
tied to a pocketknife.
My dad gave it to me.
It meant everything.
When Jay found me,
he used me to...
♪
Sometimes, I get so angry
I break things, hurt people.
But I don't want to.
I just wanna see my dad again.
♪
I'm sorry. It was wrong
of him to do that.
Sam: None of this was your fault.
[ Sighs ]
Look, if you get us
back to the real world,
we can set you free.
Do you promise?
Cross my heart
and hope to d--
[ Clears throat ] Well,
you know what I mean.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Door creaks ]
[ Whistles ]
Should I -- should I make
another trap?
I could get the shotgun!
I could get two shotguns!
Like, tell Scoob and me
when it's over!
Yeah! [ Teeth chattering,
whimpering ]
Okay, okay, hey,
give me a minute.
We can't leave 'em
like this.
Kid, we need a favor.
♪
- Scooby Gang: Aah! Uhh!
- Fred: Did you send it back
to the fiery pit
from whence it came?!
Sam: Look, everything's
under control.
- Aah!
- [ Gasps ] - Kill it with fire!
Whoa! Slow your roll, guys.
We were wrong.
Scooby Gang: Huh?
What -- what are you --
what are you saying?
Velma...w-was right.
Like, she was?
This wasn't a real ghost.
We were fooled.
But you never were,
right, Velma?
I, uh...I don't know.
Hey, guys,
do your thing.
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
This is my favorite part.
♪
Scooby Gang: Cosgood Creeps?!
But...the flying.
Wires.
Huh.
What about the walking
through the walls?
And the bodies?
Well, that was just
a projector.
As for the bodies...
Were they...dummies filled
with corn syrup?
Huh?
Exactly.
Of course!
Cosgood was trying to drive
everyone from the house
so he could get the money
for himself.
Right. But the joke is on him
because the money's worthless.
It's all
Confederate dollars.
Aw! Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] So...
[ Grunts ]
I was right.
I told ya, ya big lug.
There's no such thing as
the supernatural.
Huh? [ Grumbles ]
Looks like you were right,
and now we know.
[ Tinkling, bones heal ]
Hey, my arm's feeling better.
Don't think it was
really broken after all.
This is great news!
Let's meet at the malt shop
and celebrate.
Sure, Fred. And hey,
you're not so bad.
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
So, uh...
[ Smooth jazz playing ]
I guess this is it.
This is what?
Shh.
[ Boing ]
No words. We'll never
know what could've been.
♪
Freddy, wait for me!
I will miss your wise words
and your gentle spirits.
[ Shaggy and Scooby wheezing ]
Like, we will miss
breathing.
[ Slide whistle plays ]
Uhh!Ohh!
[ Both breathing heavily ]
Thank you.
You've shown me
the great strength
of laughter in the face
of danger.
Danger?! Where?!
Let's get out of here, man.
- Scooby: Aah!
- Shaggy: Oh!
Great working with you,
Velma.
You, too, Sam.
[ Grunts, gasps ]
Mmm. Mwah.
[ Grunts ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
Those shoulders.
Jinkies!
Shoulda known
Velma was good to go.
Gah! It's always
the quiet ones.
[ Scooby Gang laughing ]
We're ready.
[ Whoosh ]
[ Electricity humming ]
[ Zaps ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
Okay.
That was...something.
That was the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.
And that includes
the Cartwright twins.
What did you do with
the Cartwright twins?
Oh. [ Laughs, stammers ]
I'll be right back.
I don't think I wanna know.
[ Somber music playing ]
♪
Well, sorry, sweetheart.
♪
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Crash ]
[ Ominous music playing ]
♪
[ Shards rattle ]
♪
♪
[ Whoosh ]
Time to go, kid.
What about the bad man?
Don't worry about him.
We'll take care of him,
all right?
[ Melancholy music playing ]
♪
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Torch hissing ]
♪
[ Crackling ]
♪
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Train whistle blowing
in distance ]
You sure about this?
Look, you're gettin'
this place for a steal.
But...
I'm too old for this crap.
[ Chuckles ] If you say so.
Just, uh,
two more signatures, and...
[ Door bell chimes ]
Not so fast.
[ Door closes ]
Is that an ascot?
♪
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Uh, what are you guys
doing here?
Hey, Alan, your friend here,
he's been driving people
off their property
so he could buy it on the cheap.
And he's been using his own
personal ghost to do it.
You see, he'd plant
the haunted object,
then let the ghost go to work.
Dean: Then they would
possess something,
like a big dinosaur
or a perfectly beautiful TV.
And scare people so much that
they'd be desperate to sell.
♪
When we got nosy...
I think we should probably
keep doing some digging.
Everything all right?
Where you gonna put this?
...he sicced
his pet ghost on us.
Take it easy!
What?
She's delicate, all right?
I'll lead. Oh, she...Pfft.
"She"? She? Really, she?
♪
But now, that spirit is freed.
♪
[ Scoffs ] They're lying.
They're...
You think anyone's gonna
believe that?
No, but that's why
we hacked your financials.
Turns out you're not so big
on paying your taxes, are ya?
Good enough for Capone,
good enough for you.
[ Sirens wailing ]
[ Police radio chatter ]
Man: Come on.
[ Grunting ]
Ha! Velma was right.
It was a shady real estate
developer after all.
Man: Here you go.
It's not fair.
I would've gotten away with it
if it wasn't for
those meddling kids.
[ Gasps loudly ] He said it!
He said the line!
Man: Watch your head.
[ Jay grunts ]
[ Clears throat ]
[ Flourish plays ]
Scooby Dooby Doo!
♪
[ Police radio chatter ]
[ Lowered voice ]
What are you doing?
Well, I mean, at the end
of every mystery,
Scooby looks into the camera
and he says --
Dean, you're not
a talking dog.
I know that. I...
Yeah.
No, but come on, I-I do
look cool with the ascot, right?
No?
Guys? Come on, guys.
Look, red is my color!
by LiviuBoss
* Rambo Media Ltd *
[ Roaring, growling ]
♪
[ Grunting ]
[ Lamps shatter ]
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
[ Loud crash ]
[ Roars ]
Aah! Uh!
[ Roars ]
[ Grunts ] Uhh!
[ Growling ]
[ Grunts ]
Holy oil!
[ Groans ]
Okay, move!
[ Lighter strikes ]
[ Growls ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Roaring ]
♪
[ Continues roaring ]
Oh!
Pfft.
[ Blows air ]
Whoa.
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
Is it over?
Yeah. Yes.
Uh, sorry about the mess.
You boys just took down
an evil plushie
that was trying to kill me.
We're all good.
[ Door bell chimes ]
Alan?
Everything okay in here?
- Oh, uh, hey, Jay.
- I heard the ruckus next door, and I...
What in the...What...
holy heck?
It -- it was a-a...
- Did they do this?
- No. Naw, it was a...
Defective product.
Yeah, sometimes the batteries
in these...
giant stuffed dinosaurs
just explode.
Yeah, never buy anything
from Mooselyvania.
[ Laughs ] Mm.
Exactly. Mm.
- Okay.
- Uh, guys, this is Jay.
He's the big man around
this neighborhood.
Owns practically
the whole damn thing --
the Chinese joint,
the laundromat.
Great. Great, great, great.
Yeah, that's very cool.
Can you guys give us a second?
- Sam: Great.
- Dean: Nice cover.
What the hell was that?
I mean, we rolled into town
because people were seeing
a lizard monster.
And yes,
we tracked it back here,
but no way did I think we'd end up --
- Killing Barney?
Yeah.
Was pretty satisfying,
though, wasn't it?
Probably just
a cursed object.
Well, it didn't act like
a cursed object.
We should probably do
some digging.
Everything all right?
Yeah. Yeah, great.
Yeah. Uh, we were
just gonna head out.
Oh, hold up.
You boys saved my life.
Anything you want, it's yours.
We could never. We're --
we're just happy we could help.
Wait. Uh...
anything?
Hmm.
♪
[ Strained voice ]
Dean, this is ridiculous.
Look, giving us this
made him feel good, okay?
- Yeah, where are you gonna put this? You...
- I'm the good guy.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Take it easy!
What?
She's delicate!
She...Pfft.
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
Go that way. I'll lead.
W-what?
Yeah. [ Groans ] Dean...
Shh.
Dude, watch out.
♪
Hey, what are you doin'?
Uh, research.
Okay.
You know,
it's the strangest thing.
I-I can't find anything
on a-a cursed object
that actually
physically attacks people.
Dude, it's over. All right?
Be like Elsa -- Let it go.
"Be like Elsa"?
Ah? Right?
Come here. I need to show you
something. It's important.
Come on.
Behold...
[ Flourish plays ]
the Dean-cave.
Or Fortress of Dean-a-tude.
Just -- still trying
to figure that one out.
We got Foosball.
We've got jukebox --
all vinyl, obviously.
Double La-Z-Boy recliners.
And, of course, the bar.
Still a work-in-progress.
It's gonna have a kegerator
because...Well, it's gonna.
And finally...
the pièce de résistance.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
When did you have time
to do all this?
When it's important,
you make time, Sammy.
Wh--
Let's give this bad boy
a test run, huh?
♪ Dun, dun ♪
♪ Dun... ♪
♪ Dun, Na! ♪
[ Presses button ]
[ "Sunrise" from "Also sprach
Zarathustra" playing ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
What the hell?
♪
[ Zaps ]
[ Grunts ]
♪
Dean? What just...
Aah!
Aah!
You're a cartoon!
You're a cartoon!
I'm a cartoon!
I'm a cartoon!
Uh, is -- is this...
Okay, okay, okay.
This is dream.
It's gotta be a --
[ Slaps ]
Dude!
[ Grunts ]
It's not a dream.
Holy crap.
This is, uh...
You saw that light.
D-did we just get sucked
into the TV?
Or maybe this
is an angel thing.
Or -- or the Trickster.
No, he's dead.
Or is he?
Dean, what the hell?
I don't know, Sam. I...
Whoa.
Uh...
How did the car get here?
I had the keys in my pocket?
Or maybe -- Wait, seriously?
That's what's bumping you
about this?
Okay, look, are we animated?
Yes.
Is it weird? Yes.
It's beyond weird.
Well, and "beyond weird"
is kind of our thing.
So whatever happened,
we'll figure it out.
This is a case,
so let's work it.
How?
Same as always.
[ Baby purring ]
We drive.
♪
A malt shop. Really?
Look, let's just head in,
ask around,
see what we can see.
Oh, my God.
[ Engine idling ]
That -- that -- that --
that's, uh, that's...
That's the Mystery Machine.
We're not just in any cartoon.
We're in Scooby-Doo!
[ Bats screeching ]
♪ Supernatural 13x16 ♪
Scoobynatural
Original Air Date on March 29, 201
[ Scooby-Doo laughs ]
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Man: ♪ And isn't this another... ♪
[ Door bell jingles ]
♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Oh! [ Gasps ]
That's
the freakin' Scooby Gang!
Woman: Here you are.
Four milkshakes.
[ Slurping loudly ]
Great. So we're stuck in
a cartoon with a talking dog.
Not just any talking dog,
the talking dog.
The greatest talking dog
in history.
Now come on!
Dibs on Daphne.
♪
[ Songs ends ]
Jeepers!
Those sure were
some super groovy tunes.
Oh, man. This is like a dream come true.
[ Scoobies speak indistinctly ]
Your dream is to hang out
with the Scooby Gang? [ Laughter ]
Sam, growing up on the road,
no matter where Dad dragged us,
no matter what we did,
there was always a TV.
And you know what
was always on that TV?
Scooby and the gang.
These guys, they're our
friggin' role models, man.
Except Fred. He's a wad.
He's...What?
Just think about it --
we do the same thing.
We go to spooky places,
we solve mysteries,
we fight ghosts.
Yeah, except our ghosts
don't wear masks,
and we don't have
a talking dog.
I don't know. I mean, Cass is
kind of like a talking dog.
[ Inhales sharply ]
Now, how do I look?
-Two-dimensional.
-Perfect!
[ Slurping ]
Uh...hi. [ Chuckles nervously ]
Huh?
Uh, uh, I'm Dean. My brother, Sam.
Mind if we join you?
[ Tink ] [ Tink ]
[ Tink ]
Of course not!
There's plenty of room.
I'm Fred.
This is Velma, Shaggy,
Scooby, and --
Daphne.
Hmm?
Enchanté.
Hmm.
Of course we know you.
You guys are famous.
Famous? [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
Like, the only thing we're
famous for is our eating skills.
Scooby: Yum, yum, yum.
So looks like you guys
are celebrating something?
We are!
We just found out
that Scooby's been named as one
of the heirs to a fortune,
left to him by an old Southern colonel.
[ Mysterious music plays ]
Scooby saved him from drowning
in a fish pond.
I'm a hero.
[ Blowing air ]
[ Scooby Gang laughs ]
Fred: Scooby.
Okay, okay.
But he's dead now, right?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, cancer.
Give us a second.
[ Lowered voice ] Hey, you wanna
pull that stick out of your...
[ Clears throat ]
nether regions
and just play along here?
Play...
There are no words in this newspaper, Dean.
[ Mysterious music plays ]
We should be trying
to get out of here
and instead, you -- you're
hanging out with Marmaduke.
[ Gasps loudly ]
How dare you!
And hitting on Daphne,
when she's clearly with Fred.
She's settling, all right?
Oh, Daphne could do
so much better.
Last time we got zapped into TV,
we got out by playing our part.
This is probably like that.
The gang, they're about
to get a mystery.
I don't know, gang.
Sounds like this could be
the start of a mystery.
[ Slurps ]
You know, uh, Sam and I
are actually
mystery solvers, too.
Mind if we tag along?
That sounds like a swell idea.
In fact, I think it's high time
we hit the road.
You know what that means?
Uh-huh!
Road food!
Road food!
[ Shaggy and Scooby laugh ]
♪
[ Both slurp ]
Oh, heck, yes!
♪
[ Both chomp ]
[ Mouth full ] Sam! Sam!
Look how big my mouth is!
[ Groans ]
[ Mystery Machine idling ]
[ Mellow 1960s pop music
playing ]
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?
I don't know, Freddie. I'm not
sure Baby can go that slow.
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.
Or are you...chicken?
Well, I'm game if you are.
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,
his can-do attitude,
that stupid ascot.
Let's do this!
[ Mystery Machine revs ]
♪
[ Baby revs ]
[ Both rev ]
♪
[ Tires peal ]
[ Coughing ]
Did... [ Coughs ] did you
just get beat by a microvan?
The light was red!
The light...
Fred!
[ Engine revs, tires peal ]
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
Look, all I'm saying is that,
aerodynamically speaking,
there is no way my Baby
should lose to...
that. Unless Fred cheated,
which he clearly did.
Dude, get over it.
[ Owl hooting ]
No!
[ Thunderclap, bats screech ]
♪
"A Night of Fright
is No Delight."
What?
That's the episode we're in.
I've seen it, like,
a million times.
♪
Attention, everybody.
As you all know,
I am Cosgood Creeps,
attorney of
the late Colonel Sanders.
[ Clears throat ]
[ Lowered voice ] Shut up.
My client was a bit odd.
His only directions were
to play this record for you.
[ Normal voice ]
Yeah! Classic vinyl.
[ Static crackles ]
[ Southern accent ]
Greetin's, y'all!
Cousin Simple, Nephew Norble,
Sweet Cousin Maldahyde,
Cousin Slicker,
and my old friend, Scooby-Doo.
[ Chuckles ]
You're all gonna receive
an equal share of $1 million,
providing you spend tonight
here in the old family mansion.
[ Gulps ]
Oh, one more thing --
the house is haunted.
[ Thunderclap ]
Haunted?
Haunted?
Yes, haunted.
And if any of you can't
make it through the night,
his or her share of my fortune
will go to the others.
Now good night
and pleasant dreams, y'all.
[ Laughing ]
[ Gulps ] Oh, boy.
♪
[ Groans ]
What kind of a weirdo
sets all this up?
I mean, spend the night in
a haunted house for $1 million?
That can't be legal.
Sam, come on. The house
isn't really haunted.
- I'm not --
- And things like this happen all the time.
Oh, yeah,
maybe in a car-- [ Grunts ]
♪
Dude, what's wrong
with you?
They don't know that
they're in a...a C-word.
And we're not gonna
tell 'em about anything.
Not where we're from,
not about monsters.
Nothing. Capiche?
They are pure
and innocent and good,
and we're gonna
keep it that way.
[ Sighs deeply ] Look,
if you've seen this episode,
why -- why can't we just
skip to the end?
Well, 'cause sometimes
it's about the journey
and not the destination.
Or do you just want more time
to try and get with Daphne?
Do not ruin this for me!
Cosgood: I'll return
to the house in the morning
to find out which of you remain,
if any.
[ Laughing evilly ]
[ Both gulp ]
Turns out,
he's the bad guy.
You don't say.
[ Clock chiming ]
[ Southern accent ] 10:00,
and I suggest we all
turn in.
So, Daphne...
old drafty house.
What say you and I bunk together?
[ Tink ]
Oh, Dean! Boys and girls don't
sleep in the same room, silly.
Come on, Velma.
Guess you're with me,
slugger.
Awesome.
♪
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Whimpering, teeth chattering ]
Relax, Scooby. We'll spend
the night with ya.
Now let's hit the sack.
Are you wearing...
a nightgown?
It's called a sleeping robe.
Between you and me,
it's freakin' comfortable.
It's like
I'm wrapped in hugs.
So those new guys are
kinda groovy.
Sure, Dean's all right.
But that big lug...
What a dummy.
"Haunted." Sheesh.
Like that's a real thing.
Huh.
What?
Oh, nothing. Just...
I thought big lugs were
kinda your thing.
Huh? Pssh.
[ Laughing evilly ]
♪
[ Humming ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Hmm?
[ Spits ]
Huh?
[ Inhales deeply ] Mm.
[ Gasps ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Yawning ]
[ Shaggy snoring ]
Is that all you're gonna do? Eat?
Relax. In a few minutes,
we're gonna find out that
Cousin Simple's missing,
the Scoobies are gonna think
that it's a ghost,
but really, it's just the lawyer
Cosgood Creeps in disguise.
[ Blood-curdling scream ]
Told ya.
Come on, gang!
Let's check it out!
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
♪
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait.
No, the dummy bodies don't
show up until later.
Dean, this isn't a dummy.
This is blood.
[ Daphne gasps ]
He's -- he's dead.
Like -- like, really,
actually dead.
Jinkies!
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh-roh!
Son of a bitch.
[ Thunderclap ]
Well, gang, it looks like
we've got another mystery
on our hands.
Are you kidding me, Fred?
Dude, someone's dead.
A little respect.
Yeah, Fred.
He can be such a jerk.
- Right, Daphne?
- Not really.
[ Spooky music playing ]
We should look for evidence...
Huh?!
like fingerprints or fluids.
Uh-huh!
Fluids?
Dude, this is not
the way things went down
in the episode.
I remember everything
that happened in Scooby-Doo,
and no one ever got
stabbed in the back
and ended up in a pool
of their own blood.
[ Sighs ] Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Um, so, if that guy can die
for real in this cartoon,
that means we can, too.
It doesn't matter if we die.
Scooby-Doo could die!
And that's not happening,
not on my watch.
I'd take a bullet for that dog.
There has to be a logical
explanation for what's going on.
[ Electricity crackles ] Besides a ghost hunting
us down to collect an inheritance?
Yeah, what he said.
[ Thunderclap ]
What would a ghost need with money?
Precisely. And besides,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
Huh?
So once you eliminate
the impossible,
whatever remains,
no matter how improbable,
must be the truth.
Look!
[ Thunderclaps ]
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
♪
-Uhh!
-Gotcha!
Uhh! Aah! Uhh!
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
Not today, freak!
[ Grunts, gasps ]
[ Thunderclap ]
Cass?
Cass?
Like, you know this guy?
Uh, yeah, yeah. He's a --
he's a friend of ours.
Neato!
Castiel, the Scooby Gang.
[ Hums ]
Castiel? It sounds like
a great Italian pizza place.
[ Laughs ]
Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you.
♪
Nice to meet you, too.
Sam, Dean...
this dog is talking.
- Yep.
- Cass, how did you get here?
Well, I was looking for you
at the bunker when...
Sam? Dean?
[ Door closes ]
I'm back from Syria with
fruit from the Tree of Life.
The tree was guarded by
a pack of djinn.
I killed most of them,
bargained with the rest.
Think I'm...
technically married to
their queen now.
Hello?
Sam?
Hey, why don't you guys follow
us up to the Colonel's mansion?
I don't know, Freddie.
Dean?
I'm not sure Baby can
go that slow.
Well, the Mystery Machine is
a lot faster than it looks.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see
who can get there first.
Or are you...chicken?
Well, I'm game if you are.
[ Electricity crackling ]
Hey, why do you hate Fred
so much?
He thinks he's so cool,
with his perfect hair,
his can-do attitude...
[ Zaps ]
that stupid ascot.
Let's do this!
Castiel: I saw purple sparks,
then a flash of light,
and the next thing I knew,
I was in this strange world.
[ Baby revs ]
I saw you race off...
Hey!
and I've been trying to
catch up ever since.
You saw purple sparks?
Dean, that's like with
the killer stuffed dinosaur.
And they were both in
that pawn shop.
Maybe this
is all connected.
Um, "killer stuffed dinosaur"?
Oh, I-I didn't mean a real...
It's a book we're writing.
Yeah, about...
killer stuffed dinosaurs.
It's called...
"The Killer Stuffed Dinosaur
in Love."
Huh. Great title.
Yeah. Great title.
Well, if he isn't responsible
for Cousin Simple's death,
who is?
[ Electricity crackles ]
Huh?
Like, somebody turn up
the heat in here, man.
It's getting cold.
Huh?
[ Blood-curdling scream ]
Yikes!
[ Match strikes ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Tense music playing ]
Huh?
[ Wind howling ]
[ Floorboards creaking ]
[ Shaggy whimpering ]
Cosgood: No! No! Aah!
[ Electricity crackles ]
Oh! [ Gags ]
Sam.
[ Slice, splatter ]
[ Doors close ]
Roh!
[ Growls ]
[ Growls, screeches ]
Ph-ph-ph-phantom!
Aah! [ Whimpering ]
[ Scooby and Shaggy shout ]
Come on, Sam. We're on.
Yah!
Uhh!
[ Screeches ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Growls ] Gotcha!
Uhh! Huh?
Wait, what?
G-g-g-g-ghost!
Guys, no. It's not a ghost.
[ Scooby and Shaggy groan ]
Oh, yeah? Then, man, how did he
just walk through that wall?!
Well, there's probably
a hidden door.
Well, whatever it was,
it's gone now.
It looks like he was
coming out of here.
[ Door creaks ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪
Well, that's not good.
[ Gags ] I think
I'm gonna be sick.
Come on, gang!
So do they always just
walk away from dead bodies or...
Sam, the cold spot,
fritzing out...
that was a ghost --
our kind of ghost.
I think this cartoon
is haunted.
[ Whimpering ] All right, Prepmeister Fred,
what's your plan?
We should all split up
and search the house for clues.
That's a plan?
Mnh-mnh.
I-I don't think
we should separate.
It'll be easier for Dean and me
to keep you safe
if we're all together.
Really, Sam?
I wouldn't expect such a big,
broad-shouldered fella like you
to be as chicken as Shaggy.
No offense, Shaggy.
Like, none taken.
[ Whimpers ]
If this is a real ghost,
these guys are in trouble.
We can't let anything
happen to them.
Exactly. So, for now,
let's follow ascot boy's lead.
I call team up with Daphne!
Great! It'll be
just the three of us.
Sam and I will check the attic.
I mean...
unless you're too scared.
What? N-no, I-I'm...
Let's check the attic.
Like, man, I guess that
leaves me and old Scoob
with you, Castiel.
Wonderful.
I once led armies,
and now I'm paired with
a scruffy Philistine and a talking dog.
[ Tink ]
[ Door creaks ]
So I guess this is
your first mystery.
So if you could keep those
giant linebacker shoulders
from knocking over any clues,
that would be great. [ Grunts ]
Why do you keep talking
about my shoulders?
Oh, I, uh, huh.
Uh... [ Clears throat,
laughs nervously ]
♪
Aah! [ Grunts ]
[ Thud ]
[ Clattering ]
[ Conk ]
[ Grunts ]
Maybe that was the ghost.
Look, I'm not supposed
to tell you this,
but ghosts are real.
Huh?
My brother and I, we hunt them,
along with werewolves
and vampires and demons and...
We've saved the world.
A lot.
[ Tink ]
[ Laughs ] Look, Sam,
the simple fact is
monsters are nothing more
than crooks in masks --
usually unscrupulous
real estate developers.
One, there are way better
real estate scams.
- And two --
- Hey, look! A clue.
[ Whimsical music playing ]
That's strange.
That's strange.
I guess we both noticed
that these toys are
the only things up here
that aren't covered in dust.
Actually, I was noticing this.
Ectoplasm.
This gets left behind by ghosts.
[ Tinkles ]
Oh, stop already.
You can't really believe
in ghosts.
[ Tinkling ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
Oh!
Oh! [ Grunting ]
Told you.
Aah! It's not a g--
It's probably just Christmas
lights and -- and fishing line.
[ Owl hooting ]
So, Daph,
I usually don't have
to do this,
but what do you look for
in a guy?
Oh, I don't know.
Strong, sincere,
and an ascot wouldn't hurt.
♪
Whoa, hold on.
♪
Check out that book.
There are a lot of books
in here, Dean.
No, that one.
The one that isn't painted into
the background of the car--
[ Clears throat ] Library.
The...library.
♪
Huh. Sorry.
I thought it might be
some kind of
secret passage or...
[ Click ]
All: Aah!
Whoa!
[ Grunting ]
Dean: Daphne, you okay?
Maybe I should just give you
a once-over to make sure.
[ Switch clanks ]
Aah!
Oh! Oh, hell, no.
[ Screeching ]
[ All scream ]
[ Growling ]
♪
[ Shudders ] Like,
did someone open a window?
[ Whimpering ]
Yeah, it's cold in here.
[ Chains rattling ]
[ Growling ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Shaggy and Scooby scream ]
[ Growls ]
Never seen a ghost
wear such a ridiculous costume.
[ Squish ]
Huh?
[ Growls ]
Aah!
Castiel: Run! Run!
[ Screeches ]
Larry Marks: ♪ Scooby Dooby Doo,
where are you? ♪
♪ We got some work to do now ♪
♪ Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? ♪
Hey!
♪ We need some help
from you now ♪
♪ Come on, Scooby-Doo,
I see you ♪
♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪
♪ You're not foolin' me
'cause I can't see ♪
♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪
Hmm.
♪ You know we got a mystery
to solve ♪
Mm-hmm.
♪ So, Scooby-Doo, be ready for your act ♪
♪ Don't hold back ♪
[ Gasps ]
♪ And, Scooby-Doo, if you come through ♪
♪ You're gonna have yourself
a Scooby Snack ♪
♪ That's a fact! ♪
♪ Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? ♪
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ You're ready and you're willin' ♪
[ Brakes screech ]
♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ If we can count on you, Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ I know we'll catch that villain ♪
[ Screams ]
[ Roars ]
Shaggy: Guys!
[ Bowling pins crash ]
[ Screeching ]
[ All screaming ]
[ Doors slam ]
[ Winchesters grunt ]
We have to stop
this ghost.
We almost did.
Dean had him by the thigh.
He what?
I almost caught him.
That's the point.
Guys, come on.
For the last time,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
[ Gasps ]
[ All gasp ]
[ Squeaks ]
[ Tense music playing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Thudding ]
[ Roars ]
Oh, no!
That costume looks
really...real.
[ Growling ]
I'll get him.
Fred, don't!
Uhh!
[ Shatters ]
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
Fred!
[ Growls ]
Huh?
Huh?
♪
Oh! [ Groans ]
Uhh! [ Gasps ]
- Like, that's our cue to get out of here!
- Aah!
Run! [ Cries ]
[ Glass doors shatter ]
[ Grunts ] Aah!
Shaggy!
[ Snarls ]
Dean! Iron!
[ Whistle plays ]
[ Candles thud ]
[ Growls, shrieks ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Both groan ]
[ Roars ]
[ Candlesticks clatter ]
[ Slide whistle plays ]
[ Groaning, gasps ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Oh! [ Grunts ]
Oh! [ Giggles ]
Ah! [ Pants ]
What just happened?
Where's Shaggy?
Over here!
[ Metal creaking ]
[ Cries ] Like, little help?
[ All gasp ]
[ Shaggy screams ]
- [ Shaggy screaming in
- Shaggy!
[ Slide whistle plays ]
Scooby!
Castiel: Scooby!
Gotcha!
You've got me!
Who's got you?!
[ Dramatic music playing ]
Scooby: Oh!
[ Whimpers ]
Aah!
[ Leave rustle ]
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
[ Grunts ] Shaggy!
[ All gasp ]
[ Groans, cries ]
Daphne:
Shaggy! Are you okay?
Like, do I look like
I'm okay?
It appears his arm is broken.
What? That's not --
I have jumped out of a biplane
in a museum and was fine!
How did this happen?!
I-I don't know. I...
Something threw me
across the room.
Wires. Probably just wires.
Like, hello!
Broken arm here! [ Groans ]
- [ Shaggy whimpering ]
- Velma: Shaggy, brace yourself.
[ Leather stretches ]
Velma: Uhh!
Daphne: Fred,
give me your ascot.
[ Melancholy music playing ]
Dean, we have to tell them
the truth.
What truth?
The truth about the phantom.
Look, this phantom isn't like
other ghosts you've faced.
[ Tinks ]
He's real. He is a real ghost.
[ Tinks ]
Scooby Gang: Huh?
Um, I'm not totally
following you.
Look, that isn't a guy
in a mask and a costume.
It's a vengeful spirit that's
come back from the dead.
That's the truth.
So everything you told me,
it's true?
Mm-hmm.
Werewolves? Vampires?
Demons?
All: Mm-hmm.
I thought I was blind
without my glasses,
but I was just blind.
Oh, how could I be
so stupid?
Uh, well, I mean...
We've been stopping
real estate developers
when we could've been
hunting Dracula?
[ Heavy thudding ]
Are you kidding me?!
- Ooh. Ah. - Uh...
- My life is meaningless!
If there are ghosts...
[ Thudding continues ]
that means there's an afterlife.
Heaven. Hell.
Am I going to hell?!
[ Teeth chattering ]
We told you
every freaking time!
But did you ever listen
to Scoob and me? No!
We're doomed.
Dean: All right, knock it off!
Come on! Scooby Gang does not
have nervous breakdowns.
Now you may not have tangled
with the supernatural,
but you've fought monsters,
real freakin' psychos.
Well, you stopped Zeke and Zeb.
Shaggy figured out that
the sharks Old Iron Face rode
were really just torpedoes
disguised to look like sharks.
And what about
the Black Knight? Huh?
Mamba Wamba?
The Space Kook.
I knew it!
You love this show, too.
Mm. [ Sighs ]
Dean: Space Kook,
Ghost Clown,
Miner 49er.
You guys have all
jumped into danger
with no thought for yourselves.
You're heroes, and together,
we're gonna take down
this phantom.
Are you with me?
- Scooby and Daphne: Yeah!
- [ Velma laughs ] - Let's do it!
But how? We don't know
the first thing about
fighting real ghosts.
We don't have the proper tools
or weapons.
That's okay. We do.
[ Trunk unlocks ]
♪
- [ Daphne gasps ]
- Shaggy: Ooh. - Scooby: Whoa.
Here, Velma, take this.
Sam, are you crazy?
They can't use this stuff.
That's a Scooby-don't.
Dean, we've gotta do something.
I mean,
you guys are amazing!
Thank you, Fred.
But we can help. We have to.
[ Bleep ] right you can.
You're gonna do what
you do best -- build a trap.
[ Thunderclap, bats screeching ]
Ahh. That should do it.
Lay it on me, Freddy.
Well, you see,
Daphne's covered all the exits
except that one with salt.
So the phantom will
enter there,
tripping the iron chain
that'll activate the ax,
which cuts the rope
that holds the coconuts.
Where'd he get coconuts?
Shh!
The coconuts are gonna roll,
tripping the phantom,
sending him careening down
a slide of soap,
right into the washing machine
which we'll secure with
those iron chains.
And with the ghost captured,
we can finally find out
what's going on.
Now all we need...is bait.
[ Thunderclap ]
You think the phantom
decided to leave?
No, it's still here.
Don't worry.
That's what
I'm worried about. [ Cries ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Both whimpering ]
[ Teeth chattering ]
Hmm. Mm-hmm?
[ Snarls ]
[ Shrieking ]
Aah! Run!
♪
[ Growls ]
[ Sizzles ]
[ Screeches ]
♪
Castiel: Aah!
[ All scream, grunt ]
[ Screaming continues ]
- Shaggy Whoa!
- Castiel: Aah! Whoa! - [ Scooby blubbers ]
[ Screaming continues ]
Aah! Whoa!
[ Brakes screech ]
[ Thud ]
[ Grunts ]
Ahh. Whoa!
[ Door slams ]
♪
I told you
it wasn't going to work.
Yeah, Fred's traps
never work.
Daph, Plan B!
Operation Bookworm is go.
[ Screeching ]
♪
[ Chair thuds ]
Velma and Daphne: Aah!
[ Growls ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Good shot, Scoob old buddy.
Give him another one.
[ Growls ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Screeches ]
Daphne: Scooby, now!
[ Switch clicks ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Whooshing ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Thudding,
electricity crackling ]
That's a salt circle.
You're stuck.
Let...me...go!
Happy to, Sparky,
soon as you tell us
who you really are.
[ Screeching ]
♪
[ Electricity crackles, whoosh ]
It's...a child.
Dean: Yeah, creepy ghost kid.
You get used to 'em.
Sam: But...Wait.
Why are you trying to kill us?
I'm not.
I never wanted to hurt anyone.
But the bad man, he makes me.
The bad man?
His name is Jay.
The dude from the pawnshop.
When I died, my soul was
tied to a pocketknife.
My dad gave it to me.
It meant everything.
When Jay found me,
he used me to...
♪
Sometimes, I get so angry
I break things, hurt people.
But I don't want to.
I just wanna see my dad again.
♪
I'm sorry. It was wrong
of him to do that.
Sam: None of this was your fault.
[ Sighs ]
Look, if you get us
back to the real world,
we can set you free.
Do you promise?
Cross my heart
and hope to d--
[ Clears throat ] Well,
you know what I mean.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Door creaks ]
[ Whistles ]
Should I -- should I make
another trap?
I could get the shotgun!
I could get two shotguns!
Like, tell Scoob and me
when it's over!
Yeah! [ Teeth chattering,
whimpering ]
Okay, okay, hey,
give me a minute.
We can't leave 'em
like this.
Kid, we need a favor.
♪
- Scooby Gang: Aah! Uhh!
- Fred: Did you send it back
to the fiery pit
from whence it came?!
Sam: Look, everything's
under control.
- Aah!
- [ Gasps ] - Kill it with fire!
Whoa! Slow your roll, guys.
We were wrong.
Scooby Gang: Huh?
What -- what are you --
what are you saying?
Velma...w-was right.
Like, she was?
This wasn't a real ghost.
We were fooled.
But you never were,
right, Velma?
I, uh...I don't know.
Hey, guys,
do your thing.
[ Suspenseful music playing ]
This is my favorite part.
♪
Scooby Gang: Cosgood Creeps?!
But...the flying.
Wires.
Huh.
What about the walking
through the walls?
And the bodies?
Well, that was just
a projector.
As for the bodies...
Were they...dummies filled
with corn syrup?
Huh?
Exactly.
Of course!
Cosgood was trying to drive
everyone from the house
so he could get the money
for himself.
Right. But the joke is on him
because the money's worthless.
It's all
Confederate dollars.
Aw! Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] So...
[ Grunts ]
I was right.
I told ya, ya big lug.
There's no such thing as
the supernatural.
Huh? [ Grumbles ]
Looks like you were right,
and now we know.
[ Tinkling, bones heal ]
Hey, my arm's feeling better.
Don't think it was
really broken after all.
This is great news!
Let's meet at the malt shop
and celebrate.
Sure, Fred. And hey,
you're not so bad.
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
So, uh...
[ Smooth jazz playing ]
I guess this is it.
This is what?
Shh.
[ Boing ]
No words. We'll never
know what could've been.
♪
Freddy, wait for me!
I will miss your wise words
and your gentle spirits.
[ Shaggy and Scooby wheezing ]
Like, we will miss
breathing.
[ Slide whistle plays ]
Uhh!Ohh!
[ Both breathing heavily ]
Thank you.
You've shown me
the great strength
of laughter in the face
of danger.
Danger?! Where?!
Let's get out of here, man.
- Scooby: Aah!
- Shaggy: Oh!
Great working with you,
Velma.
You, too, Sam.
[ Grunts, gasps ]
Mmm. Mwah.
[ Grunts ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
Those shoulders.
Jinkies!
Shoulda known
Velma was good to go.
Gah! It's always
the quiet ones.
[ Scooby Gang laughing ]
We're ready.
[ Whoosh ]
[ Electricity humming ]
[ Zaps ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
Okay.
That was...something.
That was the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.
And that includes
the Cartwright twins.
What did you do with
the Cartwright twins?
Oh. [ Laughs, stammers ]
I'll be right back.
I don't think I wanna know.
[ Somber music playing ]
♪
Well, sorry, sweetheart.
♪
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Crash ]
[ Ominous music playing ]
♪
[ Shards rattle ]
♪
♪
[ Whoosh ]
Time to go, kid.
What about the bad man?
Don't worry about him.
We'll take care of him,
all right?
[ Melancholy music playing ]
♪
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Torch hissing ]
♪
[ Crackling ]
♪
♪
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Train whistle blowing
in distance ]
You sure about this?
Look, you're gettin'
this place for a steal.
But...
I'm too old for this crap.
[ Chuckles ] If you say so.
Just, uh,
two more signatures, and...
[ Door bell chimes ]
Not so fast.
[ Door closes ]
Is that an ascot?
♪
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Uh, what are you guys
doing here?
Hey, Alan, your friend here,
he's been driving people
off their property
so he could buy it on the cheap.
And he's been using his own
personal ghost to do it.
You see, he'd plant
the haunted object,
then let the ghost go to work.
Dean: Then they would
possess something,
like a big dinosaur
or a perfectly beautiful TV.
And scare people so much that
they'd be desperate to sell.
♪
When we got nosy...
I think we should probably
keep doing some digging.
Everything all right?
Where you gonna put this?
...he sicced
his pet ghost on us.
Take it easy!
What?
She's delicate, all right?
I'll lead. Oh, she...Pfft.
"She"? She? Really, she?
♪
But now, that spirit is freed.
♪
[ Scoffs ] They're lying.
They're...
You think anyone's gonna
believe that?
No, but that's why
we hacked your financials.
Turns out you're not so big
on paying your taxes, are ya?
Good enough for Capone,
good enough for you.
[ Sirens wailing ]
[ Police radio chatter ]
Man: Come on.
[ Grunting ]
Ha! Velma was right.
It was a shady real estate
developer after all.
Man: Here you go.
It's not fair.
I would've gotten away with it
if it wasn't for
those meddling kids.
[ Gasps loudly ] He said it!
He said the line!
Man: Watch your head.
[ Jay grunts ]
[ Clears throat ]
[ Flourish plays ]
Scooby Dooby Doo!
♪
[ Police radio chatter ]
[ Lowered voice ]
What are you doing?
Well, I mean, at the end
of every mystery,
Scooby looks into the camera
and he says --
Dean, you're not
a talking dog.
I know that. I...
Yeah.
No, but come on, I-I do
look cool with the ascot, right?
No?
Guys? Come on, guys.
Look, red is my color!
by LiviuBoss
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