Super Crooks (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Episode #1.13 - full transcript
Did you really think
you could deceive someone like me?
You are an unwelcome guest here.
Do you know why people with superpowers
don't come near my island?
I will make it perfectly clear to you now.
Don't even think about
trying to lie to me,
Dr. Morgenstern.
Miguel here is
very interested in this woman.
Let him have her after the interrogation.
No, I will not, Praetorian.
I prefer to finish the girl off quickly.
Of course, Mr. Matts.
Don't you worry, my dear.
A body this beautiful
is no different when dead.
She will still be plenty of fun then.
I think this is the place.
Johnny!
It went well!
I was pretty anxious for a bit there.
That's cold!
What is this? Snow?
What the heck is going on?
That was you?
Aw man, I'm sorry!
I was trying to make a storm,
but all I could think of was a blizzard.
It happens a lot.
Perfect timing.
Why don't you freeze
the hinges on that door for us?
Leave this to me.
Don't catch a cold, anyone!
How much longer?
Great! That's plenty!
I guess it's my turn next.
Watch out back there.
Oh, dear! That's quite deep!
The vault we're after
is on the bottom floor.
Close your eyes and jump.
I'm counting on you, McCabe.
TK, this is a bit much for...
Next stop, bottom floor. The final stop.
Everyone all right?
That psychokinetic jump was awesome!
Descending like that was terrifying.
Up ahead is a hellacious flame pit.
I sure don't want to die by fire.
I couldn't agree more.
So to avoid it, busting through that wall
over there is the quickest shortcut.
- Ghost, take a look for us.
- Right.
Eight, nine guards.
What a pain.
Later, guys.
Magnificent work.
We quite literally busted through.
All right, now for the real climax.
The vault we're after is down there.
The final trap is a molecular chainsaw.
If anyone without
The Bastard's DNA footprint
steps one foot beyond this point,
lasers turn them into mincemeat.
Ghost's power won't work either.
It's rigged to scan every frequency.
What's more,
since the bottom floor is on
a totally independent system,
hacking it is impossible.
The only way to turn it off is by manually
shutting it off with that switch.
You ready for this?
Set!
- Go!
- You bastard!
Just try stopping me, chainsaw!
Fuck!
You deserved that, you wuss!
Even when you've been cut in half,
you still look like a fat slob!
It's going exactly as planned.
You call this a plan?
No matter how often they're sliced up,
they grow right back again.
If these two do this over and over,
they'll eventually get to the other side.
They're the two greatest guys
in the whole world.
We're counting on you!
This is getting pretty gruesome.
Hey, brother,
maybe you should lay off the liquor.
That liver of yours isn't lookin' good.
Sorry it took so long.
Now you dudes can cross safely.
My brother, I won, you motherfucker!
This is one disturbing sight.
You both did great.
Dammit! I could keep this up
a whole lot longer!
Fuck yeah! At least my turds
are bigger than that runt's!
This last part's yours.
The Heat,
melt this door with your ray guns.
Thank you for giving me
a place to show my stuff.
This is a pretty classic way to do it.
That's what makes it so thrilling!
Is that it?
Hard to believe
it's all in this one briefcase.
It's not just any briefcase.
It's a space-case.
Its massive capacity is guaranteed!
Toss in a billion bucks...
No problemo!
Time for a photo.
Say cheese!
It's about to reboot.
Let's hurry up and vamoose.
Ouch! What the hell was that?
Sodium thiopental.
A truth serum.
It will soon take effect.
Start by telling me what your powers are.
My powers?
Who cares about that?
Tell me what your weaknesses are.
- You...
- Never mind her.
The drug has simply
lowered her inhibitions.
Surrounding yourself with works of art is
an obvious ploy to make yourself
look sophisticated, you vulgar douchebag.
Unsurpassable?
You say its beauty is so perfect
that it can't be replicated?
Is that really more thrilling
than the dirty shit you used to do?
What a joke.
You're completely washed up now.
In fact, you weren't worth
a piece of shit in the first place.
Want me to shut her up?
Not yet.
I'll have her tell us everything
while the drug is working.
Why did you come here?
You still don't get it?
Robbery.
What?
Right about now, my pals are
taking every last penny you've got.
Miguel!
Yes, sir!
The sensors aren't picking anything up.
Wait! What's this?
Oh, my god!
The superpower
suppression device is rebooting!
Show me the bottom floor
of the underground area now!
Teleport down there now!
Yes, sir.
When I get my share, I'm taking
my family on a trip through Asia.
Jumping the gun, aren't you?
I only came here 'cause it's where
the job is, but I like this place.
Be careful!
We still haven't left the building!
You fucking idiots.
Oh, shit.
What a pack of morons.
Did you think you'd really get away with
stealing from me
right from under my very feet?
It's not as if you don't know who I am.
Why would you do such an idiotic thing?
You don't know?
Because you're a decrepit old man.
Every night, you gotta piss
again and again, right?
Why wouldn't we steal from you?
Enough of that nonsense!
I am unbeatable!
Yeah, maybe ten
or 20 years ago, that was true,
but now your biggest enemy
is climbing the stairs, right?
Mr. Matts, the underground system
reboot is about to be completed.
In fact, what makes you think
you can defeat us guys in our prime?
Hey! Don't provoke him too much.
We've got to deal with this guy now.
Not to worry.
Why do you think
we brought along that help...
Tough luck.
Just now,
the superpower suppression device
reboot was completed.
It doesn't matter now
what kind of superpowers you people have.
He was just buying time.
Take them down, Praetorian.
He's got the same handicap, you know.
Hey, Glenda!
This one's for you.
Hey, aren't you listening?
Hurry up and kick his...
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you just fucking standing there?
I've been waiting a long time
for you to get knocked on your ass.
I think I'll enjoy the show.
Take your eyes off these young bastards
for a second, and this is what happens.
I need to remind them
of just how terrifying I am.
Miguel.
Shut off the power to
the superpower detectors.
But that will...
Silence!
Ever since I moved here,
I haven't had to use my power.
Don't you worry. It isn't loaded.
I only use it to aim a psychic blast.
Stay away!
You fucking bitch! What did you do?
Mr. Matts!
I get it now.
So you have psychic powers too.
You must be quite talented
if you can push back against my power.
However, once I get inside your mind,
it's impossible to push me out again!
Can you feel your brain
starting to swell behind your eyeballs?
Mr. Matts, what can I do to help?
Just get out, Miguel.
You're distracting me.
This woman requires my full attention.
Okay, you maggots.
What's the matter with you?
I thought you were a pro wrestler.
A lot of that stuff is faked.
Without their power,
all these losers are nothing but
pieces of garbage.
That's enough.
What?
I didn't think you could sink any further.
Not only did you cause trouble
for your old team,
now you're the bodyguard
for a supervillain.
It's so disgusting, it's shocking.
What the fuck?
How dare you talk like that to me?
You want to die?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I'm a superhero, you asshole!
Holy moly!
What the hell are you doing here?
Wait, Gladiator!
I'm sorry! Just listen!
I never would have thought you...
Shut up!
Scumbag, you've got no right
to call yourself a superhero!
Did you kill him?
What have you done?
We never kill!
That's our rule!
Quit your whining. I didn't kill him.
He'll have brain damage though.
Oh, really? That's fine then.
Johnny, we can't stay long!
Good point. Then let's get moving.
You're about finished.
Lastly, I'll let you in on a secret.
Right now, I'm lonely and bored.
I'll admit I was happier
when I didn't have all these riches.
However,
I haven't got the slightest intention of
letting any punk upstart take it from me.
Want to know what it's like
when you try to pull that shit?
I'll let your boyfriend know
by using your corpse!
Johnny!
Don't ever trifle with me!
Jeez! Young people today have no respect.
Praetorian! What's up with those crooks?
Haven't you dealt with them yet?
Bring me that cocky young punk.
I've got something I want to show him.
Hey! Answer me!
And where's Miguel?
- What is it?
- Mr. Matts! Where are you now?
It's a huge mess underground!
Praetorian's been smashed up
and the mansion too!
Hurry up and get back here!
The mansion?
I've been in the mansion this whole time.
These strokes...
These strokes are all wrong.
How can that be?
That goddamn bitch!
Hurry! We don't have time to stop!
Got it!
I get it now.
If she used her power in the mansion,
she would have been detected,
but not here.
That foxy bitch!
She had us hallucinating
all the way from the airport!
The whole mansion was a psychic construct!
What seems to be the problem?
You look as if you've been
duped by the mythical trickster fox.
That's not funny!
Piece of shit priest.
Like I told you,
once we were returning from the airport,
they were wrapped around my finger.
Kasey, you've sure got balls.
Weren't you afraid they'd figure it out?
Maybe if I wasn't the best
psychic manipulator in the biz.
Isn't that right?
And you're a supervillain
who follows the rules needed
to use those awesome powers right.
That's not all.
You're the only woman,
not just in the business
but in the whole world,
who'd go this far for her friends.
I love you, baby.
I love you too.
Now we can finally retire.
You bet.
After these villains got their shares,
they went their separate ways.
Each of their shares
was 100 million dollars.
That Johnny told me to chill out
until the heat died down,
but telling a supervillain
to lie low is ludicrous advice.
TK took his family on a trip to East Asia
and bought a fancy yacht with cash.
Forecast invested in a space venture.
He plans on measuring his power
using the weather satellite they launched.
Ghost heard about the worsening
financial woes of Greece,
so he used diplomatic pressure
on the government
to buy up a ton of their land.
That Roddy really surprised everyone.
He poured his entire share
into the development of
a four-dimensional transport system.
His sales pitch
for a time machine wasn't just a ruse.
He actually did earn a doctorate
in temporal physics
from Princeton University.
Meanwhile, Sammy spent everything
on women and liquor.
What about Gladiator, you ask?
He never wanted
to be blackmailed by villains again,
so he confessed everything
to his partner, gained his forgiveness,
and they renewed their wedding vows.
The newlywed life of
this hero became a hot topic,
and his popularity soared.
In the superhero business,
he is still loved as the
most powerful man in the world.
Isn't that awesome?
But Johnny's most brilliant
stroke of genius was
how he dealt with The Bastard.
That guy's tenacity is staggering.
He probably couldn't rest
until he got vengeance on
every last thief who took his money.
Good morning, Tom.
You're early today.
Yeah.
There isn't anything to cover
about The Union of Justice now.
"Electro Boy"?
Tom?
Johnny devised a plan
quite typical for him.
Mr. Matts!
This certainly is a surprise.
Such a disrespectful greeting
at a time like this
shows how cocky you've gotten.
Excuse me?
It appears just taking over
my Network wasn't enough, was it?
How dare you do such a thing.
I guess you felt it was
the appropriate thing for a villain to do
now that you're an ambitious bigshot
surrounded by your henchmen.
But now I'll teach you
just how much greater
a villain I am than you!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm talking about my 800 million dollars!
I'm here to extract compensation
for the money you stole from me.
It's as simple as that.
But... Mr. Matts...
Maybe I should get back into the business.
He framed that damned Salamander
who had forced me into a tight spot.
That was the final touch to the plan.
You see, there is no rule that says
you always have to wear
the same outfits every time.
Now I can spend my money
without a worry in the world.
But a mere
100 million dollars is a tiny sum.
If you spend it on cars,
women, gambling, and wine,
it doesn't last long.
Are you ready, sir?
Hold on a second.
You know, I think I'll put it on red.
This feels great.
Look down there.
Oh, you.
How about it?
Kasey...
I'll think about it.
Right.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey
you could deceive someone like me?
You are an unwelcome guest here.
Do you know why people with superpowers
don't come near my island?
I will make it perfectly clear to you now.
Don't even think about
trying to lie to me,
Dr. Morgenstern.
Miguel here is
very interested in this woman.
Let him have her after the interrogation.
No, I will not, Praetorian.
I prefer to finish the girl off quickly.
Of course, Mr. Matts.
Don't you worry, my dear.
A body this beautiful
is no different when dead.
She will still be plenty of fun then.
I think this is the place.
Johnny!
It went well!
I was pretty anxious for a bit there.
That's cold!
What is this? Snow?
What the heck is going on?
That was you?
Aw man, I'm sorry!
I was trying to make a storm,
but all I could think of was a blizzard.
It happens a lot.
Perfect timing.
Why don't you freeze
the hinges on that door for us?
Leave this to me.
Don't catch a cold, anyone!
How much longer?
Great! That's plenty!
I guess it's my turn next.
Watch out back there.
Oh, dear! That's quite deep!
The vault we're after
is on the bottom floor.
Close your eyes and jump.
I'm counting on you, McCabe.
TK, this is a bit much for...
Next stop, bottom floor. The final stop.
Everyone all right?
That psychokinetic jump was awesome!
Descending like that was terrifying.
Up ahead is a hellacious flame pit.
I sure don't want to die by fire.
I couldn't agree more.
So to avoid it, busting through that wall
over there is the quickest shortcut.
- Ghost, take a look for us.
- Right.
Eight, nine guards.
What a pain.
Later, guys.
Magnificent work.
We quite literally busted through.
All right, now for the real climax.
The vault we're after is down there.
The final trap is a molecular chainsaw.
If anyone without
The Bastard's DNA footprint
steps one foot beyond this point,
lasers turn them into mincemeat.
Ghost's power won't work either.
It's rigged to scan every frequency.
What's more,
since the bottom floor is on
a totally independent system,
hacking it is impossible.
The only way to turn it off is by manually
shutting it off with that switch.
You ready for this?
Set!
- Go!
- You bastard!
Just try stopping me, chainsaw!
Fuck!
You deserved that, you wuss!
Even when you've been cut in half,
you still look like a fat slob!
It's going exactly as planned.
You call this a plan?
No matter how often they're sliced up,
they grow right back again.
If these two do this over and over,
they'll eventually get to the other side.
They're the two greatest guys
in the whole world.
We're counting on you!
This is getting pretty gruesome.
Hey, brother,
maybe you should lay off the liquor.
That liver of yours isn't lookin' good.
Sorry it took so long.
Now you dudes can cross safely.
My brother, I won, you motherfucker!
This is one disturbing sight.
You both did great.
Dammit! I could keep this up
a whole lot longer!
Fuck yeah! At least my turds
are bigger than that runt's!
This last part's yours.
The Heat,
melt this door with your ray guns.
Thank you for giving me
a place to show my stuff.
This is a pretty classic way to do it.
That's what makes it so thrilling!
Is that it?
Hard to believe
it's all in this one briefcase.
It's not just any briefcase.
It's a space-case.
Its massive capacity is guaranteed!
Toss in a billion bucks...
No problemo!
Time for a photo.
Say cheese!
It's about to reboot.
Let's hurry up and vamoose.
Ouch! What the hell was that?
Sodium thiopental.
A truth serum.
It will soon take effect.
Start by telling me what your powers are.
My powers?
Who cares about that?
Tell me what your weaknesses are.
- You...
- Never mind her.
The drug has simply
lowered her inhibitions.
Surrounding yourself with works of art is
an obvious ploy to make yourself
look sophisticated, you vulgar douchebag.
Unsurpassable?
You say its beauty is so perfect
that it can't be replicated?
Is that really more thrilling
than the dirty shit you used to do?
What a joke.
You're completely washed up now.
In fact, you weren't worth
a piece of shit in the first place.
Want me to shut her up?
Not yet.
I'll have her tell us everything
while the drug is working.
Why did you come here?
You still don't get it?
Robbery.
What?
Right about now, my pals are
taking every last penny you've got.
Miguel!
Yes, sir!
The sensors aren't picking anything up.
Wait! What's this?
Oh, my god!
The superpower
suppression device is rebooting!
Show me the bottom floor
of the underground area now!
Teleport down there now!
Yes, sir.
When I get my share, I'm taking
my family on a trip through Asia.
Jumping the gun, aren't you?
I only came here 'cause it's where
the job is, but I like this place.
Be careful!
We still haven't left the building!
You fucking idiots.
Oh, shit.
What a pack of morons.
Did you think you'd really get away with
stealing from me
right from under my very feet?
It's not as if you don't know who I am.
Why would you do such an idiotic thing?
You don't know?
Because you're a decrepit old man.
Every night, you gotta piss
again and again, right?
Why wouldn't we steal from you?
Enough of that nonsense!
I am unbeatable!
Yeah, maybe ten
or 20 years ago, that was true,
but now your biggest enemy
is climbing the stairs, right?
Mr. Matts, the underground system
reboot is about to be completed.
In fact, what makes you think
you can defeat us guys in our prime?
Hey! Don't provoke him too much.
We've got to deal with this guy now.
Not to worry.
Why do you think
we brought along that help...
Tough luck.
Just now,
the superpower suppression device
reboot was completed.
It doesn't matter now
what kind of superpowers you people have.
He was just buying time.
Take them down, Praetorian.
He's got the same handicap, you know.
Hey, Glenda!
This one's for you.
Hey, aren't you listening?
Hurry up and kick his...
Shut the fuck up.
Why are you just fucking standing there?
I've been waiting a long time
for you to get knocked on your ass.
I think I'll enjoy the show.
Take your eyes off these young bastards
for a second, and this is what happens.
I need to remind them
of just how terrifying I am.
Miguel.
Shut off the power to
the superpower detectors.
But that will...
Silence!
Ever since I moved here,
I haven't had to use my power.
Don't you worry. It isn't loaded.
I only use it to aim a psychic blast.
Stay away!
You fucking bitch! What did you do?
Mr. Matts!
I get it now.
So you have psychic powers too.
You must be quite talented
if you can push back against my power.
However, once I get inside your mind,
it's impossible to push me out again!
Can you feel your brain
starting to swell behind your eyeballs?
Mr. Matts, what can I do to help?
Just get out, Miguel.
You're distracting me.
This woman requires my full attention.
Okay, you maggots.
What's the matter with you?
I thought you were a pro wrestler.
A lot of that stuff is faked.
Without their power,
all these losers are nothing but
pieces of garbage.
That's enough.
What?
I didn't think you could sink any further.
Not only did you cause trouble
for your old team,
now you're the bodyguard
for a supervillain.
It's so disgusting, it's shocking.
What the fuck?
How dare you talk like that to me?
You want to die?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I'm a superhero, you asshole!
Holy moly!
What the hell are you doing here?
Wait, Gladiator!
I'm sorry! Just listen!
I never would have thought you...
Shut up!
Scumbag, you've got no right
to call yourself a superhero!
Did you kill him?
What have you done?
We never kill!
That's our rule!
Quit your whining. I didn't kill him.
He'll have brain damage though.
Oh, really? That's fine then.
Johnny, we can't stay long!
Good point. Then let's get moving.
You're about finished.
Lastly, I'll let you in on a secret.
Right now, I'm lonely and bored.
I'll admit I was happier
when I didn't have all these riches.
However,
I haven't got the slightest intention of
letting any punk upstart take it from me.
Want to know what it's like
when you try to pull that shit?
I'll let your boyfriend know
by using your corpse!
Johnny!
Don't ever trifle with me!
Jeez! Young people today have no respect.
Praetorian! What's up with those crooks?
Haven't you dealt with them yet?
Bring me that cocky young punk.
I've got something I want to show him.
Hey! Answer me!
And where's Miguel?
- What is it?
- Mr. Matts! Where are you now?
It's a huge mess underground!
Praetorian's been smashed up
and the mansion too!
Hurry up and get back here!
The mansion?
I've been in the mansion this whole time.
These strokes...
These strokes are all wrong.
How can that be?
That goddamn bitch!
Hurry! We don't have time to stop!
Got it!
I get it now.
If she used her power in the mansion,
she would have been detected,
but not here.
That foxy bitch!
She had us hallucinating
all the way from the airport!
The whole mansion was a psychic construct!
What seems to be the problem?
You look as if you've been
duped by the mythical trickster fox.
That's not funny!
Piece of shit priest.
Like I told you,
once we were returning from the airport,
they were wrapped around my finger.
Kasey, you've sure got balls.
Weren't you afraid they'd figure it out?
Maybe if I wasn't the best
psychic manipulator in the biz.
Isn't that right?
And you're a supervillain
who follows the rules needed
to use those awesome powers right.
That's not all.
You're the only woman,
not just in the business
but in the whole world,
who'd go this far for her friends.
I love you, baby.
I love you too.
Now we can finally retire.
You bet.
After these villains got their shares,
they went their separate ways.
Each of their shares
was 100 million dollars.
That Johnny told me to chill out
until the heat died down,
but telling a supervillain
to lie low is ludicrous advice.
TK took his family on a trip to East Asia
and bought a fancy yacht with cash.
Forecast invested in a space venture.
He plans on measuring his power
using the weather satellite they launched.
Ghost heard about the worsening
financial woes of Greece,
so he used diplomatic pressure
on the government
to buy up a ton of their land.
That Roddy really surprised everyone.
He poured his entire share
into the development of
a four-dimensional transport system.
His sales pitch
for a time machine wasn't just a ruse.
He actually did earn a doctorate
in temporal physics
from Princeton University.
Meanwhile, Sammy spent everything
on women and liquor.
What about Gladiator, you ask?
He never wanted
to be blackmailed by villains again,
so he confessed everything
to his partner, gained his forgiveness,
and they renewed their wedding vows.
The newlywed life of
this hero became a hot topic,
and his popularity soared.
In the superhero business,
he is still loved as the
most powerful man in the world.
Isn't that awesome?
But Johnny's most brilliant
stroke of genius was
how he dealt with The Bastard.
That guy's tenacity is staggering.
He probably couldn't rest
until he got vengeance on
every last thief who took his money.
Good morning, Tom.
You're early today.
Yeah.
There isn't anything to cover
about The Union of Justice now.
"Electro Boy"?
Tom?
Johnny devised a plan
quite typical for him.
Mr. Matts!
This certainly is a surprise.
Such a disrespectful greeting
at a time like this
shows how cocky you've gotten.
Excuse me?
It appears just taking over
my Network wasn't enough, was it?
How dare you do such a thing.
I guess you felt it was
the appropriate thing for a villain to do
now that you're an ambitious bigshot
surrounded by your henchmen.
But now I'll teach you
just how much greater
a villain I am than you!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm talking about my 800 million dollars!
I'm here to extract compensation
for the money you stole from me.
It's as simple as that.
But... Mr. Matts...
Maybe I should get back into the business.
He framed that damned Salamander
who had forced me into a tight spot.
That was the final touch to the plan.
You see, there is no rule that says
you always have to wear
the same outfits every time.
Now I can spend my money
without a worry in the world.
But a mere
100 million dollars is a tiny sum.
If you spend it on cars,
women, gambling, and wine,
it doesn't last long.
Are you ready, sir?
Hold on a second.
You know, I think I'll put it on red.
This feels great.
Look down there.
Oh, you.
How about it?
Kasey...
I'll think about it.
Right.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey