Supa Team 4 (2023–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Click Bait - full transcript

-[spray paint can shaking]
-[spray paint spraying]

[theme music playing]

♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪

♪ Mama K ♪

♪ Yeah, you already know
One, two, three, four, let's go ♪

♪ From LSK you bet it, we don't play ♪

♪ My sisters, my friends gon' slay ♪

♪ And you know we got the power
Anything we dreamin' is ours ♪

♪ What's comin', what's runnin', ekse
We super don't stay in our lane ♪

♪ We're not playing, we don't play
You're gonna know our name ♪

[singing in Chinyanja]



[theme music ends]

[mysterious music playing]

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[tower rattling]

[woman crying out in fear]

[whimpering]

[wailing]

[shouting]

[wailing]

Huh?

[K-Bongo] One, two...

[woman yells]

-[man wailing]
-[people applauding]

[woman crying out]

Breaking news! Geoffrey here,
live in downtown Lusaka,



where a sinkhole has opened up.

What has caused this latest tragedy?
Is it another villain attack?

Or is it the city's
biggest villain of all...

Heh?

...Mayor Sikazwe, jeopardizing our safety

while lining his pockets
with the city's... [echoing] ...money.

But once again,
Team 4 is here to save the day.

And me!

[crowd cheering]

[debris crumbling]

-[pickax clatters]
-[sobbing]

[cell phone ringing]

Iwe, what is wrong with you?

You're digging too close to the surface
and breaking up the streets!

What is wrong with me?

My sweet Greenthumbs is captured,
and I am broken!

[Bad Magz sighs]

I will give you something to cry about

if you don't dig deeper
and find me my Zambinite now!

[sniffling]

He doesn't understand true love. [sobbing]

[continues sobbing]

[horns honking]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Click's the one
Makin' your heart break! ♪

-Hey!
-♪ It's Click ♪

-♪ All day, every day ♪
-Hey! Whoa!

-[female student] Ow!
-Yeah! Oh! [giggles]

[Click, through phone] ♪ Yeah! ♪

Hey! Zee, Zee! Check it out, muntu wanga.

What is it, Chipo?

[Temwe] ♪ Click's the one
Makin' your heart break! ♪

-No!
-♪ All day, every day... ♪

"You have been granted the privilege
of honoring me at Marjory's

'Celebration of Marjory' party."

"On the field, today. Signed, Marjory."

Today? After school?

[chuckles] That is so Marjory.

[Chipo] "PS, Marjory's gift to you,

a performance by Click."

Click!

Where's my invite? Marjory! Marjory!

You are welcome.

And you are welcome as well. [laughs]

But you are not welcome. [clicks tongue]

Whatever shame.

And definitely not you!

Ha! Not surprised.

Congratulations, Komana. You made the cut.

Only because you let me
cheat off your chemistry test.

Ati what? Huh?

Let you cheat? Off of me?

Never!

Ugh! The audacity!

[musical twinkle]

-[sighs]
-Marjory!

Marj, Marjy, Jory-jory Margarine!

What?

My friend I never wanted!

I too want the privilege.

Huh? [laughing]

What's the point of inviting you?

You are too close to the ground
to see the stage anyway.

And I can't change that. [laughing]

I have prepared everything to a T.

[grunts] A T?

A-ha, mune! My name starts with a T!

It's des-tee-ny! Yeah?

Uh... no.

But i-it's Click!

I need to go to that party!

I need to click with Click!

Marj, Jory-Jory, Margarini, Marji!

You will put respect on my name.

You know what? You are banned.

[wailing] No!

So do not test me. Hmph.

[sighs, gasps]

[magical music playing]

I will be in that byu-byu.

[intriguing music playing]

A sinkhole in Lusaka?

Strange.

-[computers beeping alarms]
-Huh?

[T.O.M.I.] Intruder alert!
Individual trespassing.

[gasps] Chusi?

Chi?

[ominous music playing]

[Bad Magz grunts]

"Highjack Systems.
Got a code to crack? We got your back."

Hm. You better.

Ati what! Nine hundred hours
and 16 minutes wait?

When I have to hunt down Team 4's leader
and locate the Zambinite?

Ridiculous!

[Alley Gator crying]

Those better be happy tears!

They are, mostly!

I've found it, your Zambinite!

Yes! I'm on my way.

[mysterious music playing]

-[Chi groans, sighs]
-Sit. Sit, Chi.

-Who did this? What happened?
-[Chi grunts]

I was cooking my special five-spice fish.
The one my father taught me.

You sprinkle the garlic,
a bit of rosemary, paprika...

-Chi!
-Okay, okay.

And I was ambushed by a masked man.

Ma, yoh! He was cunning, sly,

and probably as ugly as he was evil.

Eee. What did he want?

[Chi sipping]

You. He wanted you, Kumbukani.

[gasps] Kumbukani.

Wait, wait. Isn't that... the Rhino?

[Chi laughing]

It is an honor to meet
my old comrade's new comrades.

What are you doing here, Uncle Chi?

I came to relay information
about someone who attacked me.

[all gasp]

But how would you know who attacked you?
You can't see.

[gasps] Ooh, sorry.

[Chi laughing]

Sometimes you get a clearer picture
when the eyes are not involved.

Your Mama K and I believe
that my assailant and your kidnapper

are one and the same.

-What?
-Mama!

Is it... Chusi?

Uh-uh. I know an old man when I fight one.

He was too young to be Chusi.

But he was looking
for someone named Kumbukani.

But who else knows your real name?

[grunts] A troubling question indeed.

From our discussions, this villain
matches no villain from our days in IAZ.

So I will research
criminal activity around Zambia

to see if I can find
any pieces that fit together. Ya!

[T.O.M.I.] Alert! More sinkholes
appearing in downtown Lusaka.

Affected areas are
all throughout downtown's main street,

causing widespread damage.

Team 4, go make sure the people are safe.

Go now? Today now?

Unless you have something
more important to do?

Come on, Team 4. Let's go!

Mama K's...

[girls] Team 4!

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Yeah, you already know
Mama K's Team 4, let's go! ♪

-Eh. Let's split up for more coverage!
-I was just thinking that!

[chuckles] Ati banned?

Not even Marjory can keep us apart.

♪ It's Click all day, every day! ♪

[sighs happily]

-[pop music playing distantly]
-Yes, yes! This is just what I need.

Huh?

-Shh! Quiet, Croc!
-But, boss...

We can't afford to get caught now.

Stop working until I see
what is going on up there.

[indistinct chattering]

What is this?
Marjory's "Celebration of Marjory" party?

I can't have these children
ruining my plans.

Ms. Prudent, the site
has been infested with pests.

Call in the exterminator.

Yes, sir.

Eh-eh-eh?

The banning is real?

Invitation olo no invitation,

Temwe will be in the house with Click.

[adventurous music playing]

Ahh!

[adventurous music continues]

[bouncer] Hm?

[indistinct conversations]

[Temwe yelps]

[Marjory] Hmm? Mm.

[all cheering]

[gasps happily] In the byu-byu!

Hey, hey!
So this is how it's going to go down.

You're going to scan the crowd,
you are going to point at me,

I'm going to blush and act surprised.

You're going to take my hand,
bring me up on stage,

then serenade me for three minutes.

Uh, hello!

So scan, point, blush,
surprise, hand, stage, serenade.

Simple.

Do not mess up!

Pfft. Just let Click be Click.

Click is going to be
the best thing in your life.

[snaps fingers]

Uh, no. No, no, no. No, no.

The best thing in your life
is performing at my party.

Okay. [chuckles]

[partygoers] Hey! Watch it!
Watch where you're going!

-[woman] What you doing? Really? What?
-[man grunts]

[gasps, squeals]

Click!

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[man grunting] Help me! Help!

[K-Bongo grunting] Come on!

[grunts]

Back up, K-Bongo. I've got this.

[heroic music playing]

[screen beeping]

[Za-Mpezi grunts]

Whoo! Yeah, Za-Mpezi!

[man grunts] Thank you. Thank you so much!

Is everyone good?

I got the people here to safety.

Well done, Team 4!

Wait. Where's T-Mlilo?

I haven't seen her since we split up.

T-Mlilo, come in.

[radio static]

T-Mlilo?

[pop music playing]

-Oh yes! Click is in the house!
-[crowd cheering]

Are you ready for this fire?

[crowd cheering]

[pop music continues]

No, no, no! No!
It's scan, point, blush, surprise.

Ugh. Never mind.

[sound distorts into slo-mo]

[pop music resumes]

Introducing your biggest fan.
All day, every day.

What are you doing?

I am sick and tired
of your buzzing around,

you little gnat!

-[swarm of insects buzzing]
-Huh? What? What's that buzzing?

Oh no! I know who that is.

[Locust Pocus cackles maniacally]

Welcome to the Locust Pocus Show!

Fly, my little children, fly!

[crowd screaming]

Oh, Click!

Hang on! What are you doing?

[partygoers screaming]

-I hope nothing bad's happened to T-Mlilo.
-[comm beeping]

[Mama K] Team 4!
There's an attack at the school!

You must get there, fasty-fasty!

[gasps] Marjory's party! Let's go!

-[insects buzzing]
-No! No, don't leave! I will shun you!

Stay for me! Stay! Please!

Oh, my party.

[man screaming]

[Click wailing in fear]

Um, Click, I need to go!

Eh-eh-eh! But I'm the star, your star.
You must protect me!

-[wailing]
-Excuse me!

You can hide,
but I'm going to help those kids!

What?

How could you leave me? I'm the star!

-Important, special, precious.
-[Temwe grunting]

[sighs] I played myself, didn't I?

[intense music playing]

Where could T-Mlilo be?

[cries out, groans]

[K-Bongo gasps] She wouldn't.

Wouldn't she?

Faster than you can say, "Click."

But how did she get in
without an invitation?

[gasps]

She took my invitation?

Seriously? She wouldn't!

-Oh!
-[both] She would.

Ugh!

[Locust Pocus cackles]

[all] Locust Pocus!

Well, well! Look who decided
to enter the no-fly zone!

[cackling maniacally]

[thrilling music playing]

Ahh!

Za-Mpezi, you've got to bug
the nano's system, now-now!

[Za-Mpezi] On it.

[thrilling music continues]

Major nano upgrade!

These firewalls are no joke, my guy.

I can hack their code, but I need time!

[cackling maniacally]

[K-Bongo yelling]

[yelling continues]

Why are you yelling?
I should be the one yelling!

You're all ruining my party!

How about we both yell,
if that's what makes you feel better!

[K-Bongo yelling]

[Marjory joins in yelling]

[Click wailing]

-Let go. I need my arm back.
-[whimpering] No, no! Don't leave me.

[Click whimpering]

Click! Clicky-clicks, Click-sta.

I need you to channelize the chill.

[exhales] Oh.

[screams]

Yoh! Yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh, yoh.
The fear is strong with this one.

[cackling maniacally]

Time to wrap things up, bug-man!

[cackling] Not if I spring into action!

Oh! [impact groan]

Not so fast, uncle!

Hey! We all made it to the party!

Who would have thought?

And who would've thought you would
ditch us for Click with stolen privilege?!

Where are your priorities?

But, I... I, uh...

Sorry to "bug" you,
but prepare to be annihilated!

[insects swarming]

[T-Mlilo grunts, wails]

[muffled grunting]

Bugs ruin everything!

Ha! [grunts]

-[Locust Pocus] Ah!
-[T-Mlilo wailing]

[both grunt, panting]

I'm cool. I'm cool.

[insects swarming noisily]

Stop! Shut it down!

[grunts] This is my party!

[cackles, shouts]

You are lucky
I don't have my baton with me! [shouts]

[wailing]

I got you.

But who's got my party? [whimpers]

[grunting angrily] Let me go!

-Let me go!
-Come on! We've got to get out of here!

[Chipo] Help!

[whimpering] Help!

[M-Kozo] I got you!

[thrilling music playing]

-[screen beeping]
-[Za-Mpezi exclaims]

You know what? Forget it.

We need to find another way
to take the bug man down!

M-Kozo! Za-Mpezi!

Shoot one of the confetti batons
to distract Locust Pocus!

T-Mlilo, you're with me.

[Za-Mpezi grunts] Turn the baton!

[M-Kozo grunts]

Set your eyes on the power
of the Locust Pocus.

-[cackles]
-Hey! Locust Pocus! [shouts tauntingly]

You ready? Fire!

Whoa! Oh!

[yells in slo-mo]

[yells in normal speed]

T-Mlilo! Suck up those bugs!

[T-Mlilo] On it!

You got me bugging out!

No! Stop!

Plug it, K-Bongo!

That's my cue to leave the show.

Let's make you a smash hit. Ahh!

-[fists thud]
-[Locust Pocus wails, grunts]

Huh?

You know, we were worried about you.

Yeah, I know...

My guy, you went behind our backs.

Not cool, ekse.

I know.

I'm sorry I stole the invitation
and lied to all of you.

In a team,
there's only "we," not "me," right?

Well, technically there's "me" in team.

Okay, okay, mini-Mama Ks. I get it.

I promise not to let anyone
get in between us again.

[exhales in relief, chuckles]

[all] Team 4 in the byu-byu!

Job well done! Congratulations, Team 4!

[Marjory shouts angrily]

Everyone ruined everything!

Especially Team 4!

Hey, Temwe. I'm sorry
you didn't get to see Click perform.

[gasps] Click!

Where is she?

You mean... that girl? Uh, Temwe?

Yes. Temwe!

[K-Bongo, M-Kozo, and Za-Mpezi snickering]

Um, uh... She's gone, left town. Forever.

Huh? But I must tell her she's
the most important person in my life.

After me, of course.

Where are you, my queen?

I won't stop
until I find you, Queen Temwe!

Queen Temwe?

[yelling] Queen Temwe!

[sobbing] How can I work when
my brilliant baobab is still in prison?

[sobbing]

You are ridiculous.

Now here, dry your tears.

My radiant reptile.

-[magical music playing]
-[gasps happily] My goddess of greenery.

My scaly sweetheart.

-My...
-Enough!

While you dig up
more Zambinite, Alley Gator,

the professor will start processing it.

Soon Lusaka will not be able
to escape my power.

[ominous music playing]

[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

[music ends]