Stromberg (2004–2012): Season 3, Episode 3 - Karneval - full transcript
I soon can't take it anymore nervously.
A new inventory management system....
Great, as if we have
nothing else to do.
I can't be a machine at the moment from a mental point of view.
cannot be a machine at the moment.
And then just simply
to make a notice!
Oh well, that's Erika!
I already thought Ernie's mother
had come down for a jump.
[laughs]
Holy cow, Ernie!
His mother is just dead.
Did you know about the new
Inventory management system?
- Huh?
- You can't just do that on the side!
Yes Erika... Can not live mostly
in the Willnichtstraße.
If you are here during working hours
on Altweiberfastnacht make--
Wait, I have since 2 hours
half a day of vacation,
but the damage statement had to be
absolutely have to be finished today.
Pretty small wings
for such a giant angel!
[laughs]
There I would have the cloud from the
Statics again!
As a boss you are actually
a kind of office animator.
An entertainer with a desk.
A staff member with bad
Moods are like snowflakes.
One is harmless.
A few dozen is a snowball
and then if you are not careful,
you'll have an avalanche in no time.
Therefore the most important thing is what
you do as a boss is good humor.
[makes a howling sound].
Make a good noise,
do people do the work.
[laughs and continues gibbering].
In the cotton fields with the
Slaves were sung, after all.
[mimics singing.]
[theme music]
Here look, 85 square meters,
but no balcony.
- Yes, that's good.
- You didn't look properly.
- Ulf, you must live there too.
- Just do what you think, okay?
You have the better taste anyway.
Look at the guy you chose
you have chosen, is awesome!
Idiot. Here, call
and make an appointment.
- What, now or what?
- Best when she is already gone.
Of course now, I have to go
up for the stock shit.
Here, must be out by Tuesday.
Look, I'm going carnival as a... ?
[makes a howling sound]
As Ernie.
[laughs]
Now I buy myself another
Nervous suit, but a very weak one.
[laughs]
nerves... costume... clear?
Here, want to try?
Mrs. Schirrmann, what are you going as?
go as? I'm going as Ernie.
[howls]
Well, dressing up is
not really my thing.
Then it's easy, nothing at all.
and go as a sex bomb.
Or Ulf? Let's put a fuse
on it back here.
But you are in heat,
can that be?
Yes, at the weapons summit....
Sex bomb against mood cannon.
Well, for the sex bomb you have
only unfortunately no gun license.
Wha..?
- Meal.
- Mr. Stromberg, also back.
Oh, here, Mr. Pötsch.
- I do it like the good Lord
- Meal time.
He doesn't show up very often,
but still has a good image.
- I thought I'd take a look.
- The Becker is still at the seminar?
I don't know...
I've really envied you, too.
Just still in the
Department, without the responsibility.
And still a certain position.
Like the Queen of England.
Now that's tinnef.... "Queen"....
What do you have there
for 'n spot on'm head?
- There the stain.
What? Nothing is there.
- Strombe--
- Hello ladies, gentlemen!
I see we have again today....
Well.
Let's start right away with
You, Mr. Pötsch.
You have a problem with
the consolidation in the department.
So the mood in the department.
is through
the general extra workload
already strained anyway.
If I now add the
accident consolidation--.
Yes, but the mood has one
yes in your own hand, Mr. Kollege.
With more work you have to be
have more fun at work.
Quite so simple
I don't think it is.
The accident consolidation goes far beyond
what my department--.
Would my loose still be involved.
[laughs]
Yeah no, if you can't handle it,
I'm happy to help there.
So I can only offer that.
Yes but your people have
don't have the experience at all....
Mr. Stromberg, are you sure about that?
Yes for sure.
[Coffee maker bubbling].
- Ernie, are you coming to the canteen?
- Huh?
- Come on, take your mind off it.
- I still have savoy cabbage here.
Mommy has still got a lot of
a lot of stuff before she...
She has 20 jars of stewed pears.
preserved this year.
You can also have some
have some if you want.
With cinnamon and everything.
What stinks here, tell me,
Are you eating napalm or what?
Yes Ulf, this is savoy cabbage.
that has my mother eingetuppert!
Ernie, he doesn't mean it after all.
Now they are going crazy
probably up there, right?
Have you read the mail yet?
with the accident consolidation?
We should now incidentally the
accident consolidation as well!
- Yes how now?
- Is really 'a cheek!
Uh, say, something smells
bad here, do you smell that too?
Yes, Erika, that is savoy cabbage,
my mother put it in the cupboard!
And that is the last thing
I still have from mom.
- Wäh, who has here again--
- Have you already read that
we are supposed to do the accident consolidation
are supposed to do? The Wehmeyer is crazy!
A little extra work will not kill you.
not kill you, rather what stinks here.
Yes, here.
Oh Ernie, I knew it.
Have you warmed up your old socks?
That must be per quarter
300 operations!
- Well Erika, three hundred--
- Over 340 in the last quarter.
These fucking accidents, are the
not all booked individually?
Not all of them, Ulf.
And each payment separately, others
Have whole departments for it.
Yes children, nothing is so hot
eaten as it is cooked.
Not even Ernie's Pampe here ...
I hope.
Who suggests such a thing,
he has no idea.
Ulf, now is the time--
- Wehmeyer must take that back,
otherwise I will go to the works council!
Oh you always with your sh...
"Works council"!
I let that
me in any case not offer!
- Canteen?
- Yes.
Wäh...
[Ernie sobs.]
[piano music]
[Vacuum cleaner whistles]
This is a complete
Schnapidee Mr. Stromberg!
- I see it differently, ah, Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Ah, there I have you both.
Heard there are difficulties.
- Oh iwo.
- Yes, that's right.
That my department is doing accident consolidation.
makes no sense!
The Chinese does not sleep Mr. Becker!
Keyword globalization.
One must as a hundred-meter runner
also run 110 meters sometimes
to show the Chinese,
what you have up your sleeve.
Or in the wok in that case,
what do you suggest?
- Wok...
- So if you take the area with the
other field offices and
to a central position--
I actually mean Mr. Stromberg.
Oh, well, uh... let's put it this way
This thing is...
The mood is very mellow right now.
And that's where we would have to go.
In the department times a nice
carnival party...
With streamers and Rambazamba,
times a little fun in the booth.
The accident consolidation is of the
Department logistically impossible to do.
That's what it's about, not fun.
Carrots and, uh, games!
The ancient Greeks have
with it quite big.... uh...
I find the approach of Mr.
Stromberg not wrong at all.
Classic employee motivation.
Bringing emotionality into the work.
Try it Mr. Stromberg.
And with that, I would really try
Go to the doctor, doesn't look good.
Oh, no, I'm not going to the doctor until
doctor when it bleeds or rots.
[both laughing]
What is all this?
Accident Consolidation.
This is the first quarter.
- You talk to him.
- With whom?
Why don't you go and have a beer with him?
With Ernie? Me? A beer?
What is that supposed to be,
a dare or what?
Oh Ulf, he is really shit on it,
the poor.
But he has no one now
with whom he...
What would you do then if
I would leave you all of a sudden?
Yes I would go with Sprittie and the boys
party, of course.
Of course not, but also not
stink and dress like shit.
You are so stupid sometimes.
Why that now?
Just because I'm here, uh....
Jesus Christ, really.
[Stromberg claps.]
Quite briefly
Just for a moment. Hello, everybody.
I was just at the
at the Wehmeyer, on top, ne?
There have been long faces lately,
and there I make times on Moses,
the office people from the
the vale of tears.
And the Hansjürgen, so the Wehmeyer
didn't want to, let's cut the crap.
And, um, you know me.
I was persistent and then
the Wehmeyer said at some point.
Well, Bernd, then go ahead.
Yes, Lirum Larum
so that the mood is better
we'll do one next Tuesday.
Carnival party! Tatää!
Hello? Am I talking backwards or what?
Carnival! Dressing up and all!
Bread and games or what?
This is nonsense now.
But you don't have to take part in that or?
There we could look then apartment.
Celebrate I could from the mental
from a mental point of view anyway.
Yes, now what about the accident stuff,
do we have to do that now or how or what?
The people here would even in
Land of milk and honey run to the works council.
I'm too warm, too much fruit,
too many naked women.
All the dull tiles
and rubble women here.
This really makes me fuxig,
honestly!
Here, nag, nag, nag.
That's typical German!
If I in India to 'ner
horde of carpet weavers in India
and say let the Persian, today is
carnival, there would be atmosphere in the house!
Here you call once free beer and
the flap hangs on half past eight!
[Piano music]
I have never done this before
with accident consolidation.
Do I have to record that as a deuce then.
Record it, or...?
- What?
- Nothing, I, I just....
Yes, it all has to be as a deuce.
Oh dear, that takes then
yes a hundred years!
Yes you are not here for a cure,
Mr. Lehn... but at work.
That's why it's called, uh...
- work.
That is absolute nonsense,
Don't you see that?
- But the people are completely served.
- That's why it's carnival!
That is nevertheless Kasparkram.
Do you think the people work without complaint
unpaid overtime for your fun?
You don't believe that yourself!
We must find a solution now!
Mr. Stromberg?
Hey, you don't fancy
for a beer in the offside today?
Ulf, I am from the mental just...
Can't you fuck with someone else?
Can't you take the piss out of someone else? I just want to here...
Hello, what should be in a
Beer in the offside 'be a joke?
Yes Ulf,
and if I say something now, then
it's Ernie the stupid again, because
with offside, what I do not know
and then all again Hahaha.
Ernie, the offside is 'ne soccer bar
in the Sudermannstraße, there
you have already passed a thousand times
walked past it.
- And that's where you want me to go?
- Yes, Tanja said
halt what I know, because it is
you just somehow shit.
And then we want to drink a beer
or what tonight?
- Yes.
- I think that's great, a beer.
- And is Tanja coming?
- She is always there quickly.
Last year she wanted from Greece
a street dog,
even with the number, he's going to shit,
he's about to die and stuff.
And with you is just also g'rad shit,
Mother dead, girlfriend gone...
No friends and with colleagues
also not so on top.
Then, of course, is difficult.
[Bert starts to cry.]
Mr. Wehmeyer, very briefly,
one minute only!
I am from the claims department.
It's about the accident consolidation.
It's a little bit at the moment.
bad, but I'm pleased.
Get an appointment
from the Mrs. Schuchardt.
Humba, humba, humba, tääterää!
Well, already quite tingly about
Tuesday? She likes to celebrate,
our little angel.
- I wanted to talk to Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Yes, that's great.
We will let Mr. Wehmeyer now
have a nice phone call and we two...
Erika! Cabbage steam is easier to
push than you!
It will suit me better if we push it
push it to Wednesday.
Yes, have him call me.
- Stromberg, everything good?
- Great!
- Everything super, everything great.
- Mrs. Dings wanted to talk to me.
Yes, that was all just nonsense.
- I wanted to go to the department anyway-.
- I wouldn't do that.
Um, uh, not right now.
Yeah they're planning the celebration and so on.
By the way also
a nice surprise for you.
- For me?
- Yes, they do quite a bit.
But I would have you there anyway still
sent you an official invitation anyway.
Oh, then I don't want to spoil their fun.
not spoil the fun.
Glad it's going so well
with bread and games.
- See you on Tuesday at the latest?
- Yes.
- What do you get?
- 53.
Dr. Jendretzke, huhu!
- Have you been to him before?
- Yes, two years ago where I had the intestine--
Nee, I mean maybe he has
like pills or something for a good mood!
The Roggendorf also had depressions.
when it was with her husband
and then he also gave her something.
I have to go big.
Stomach-wise, I am not yet...
Jo, but now it's good here, I do'
but not the civilian service after!
Ulf, sometimes you are really--
- I don't feel like it anymore.
This Mother Theresa number
was already annoying with Mother Theresa.
I mean there's a reason for that.
that she became a nun.
Helper syndrome does not come with
men not so well.
It gets on my nerves quite a bit
All the emotional shit.
At every little thing
the women cry off.
Tanja now here. Must just 'n
animal film on television run, and they ...
And that is supposed to prove that women
are more emotional than us or what?
Yes because um...
I have also cried before.
When we were relegated.
In the stadium.
And that should be worth less
worth than some animal film?
Hardly.
Well, I am not a neurologist.
neurologist or psychologist.
The Roggendorf from the 4 you also have
so pills.... And our Ernie--
Berthold. My name
is actually Berthold.
Anyway, we are concerned
and if there is anything--
Oh here the doctor and the dear cattle.
- Are you buying aspirin for the party?
- This is confidential here!
Yes come now, children,
pay attention,
I have again at the top with
the Wehmeyer spoken
and said that the department
cannot manage it in this form.
Then he said,
he'll find another one.
- What, the whole thing is off the table?
- Well, he wasn't exactly celebrating.
Can you imagine, but.
apropos celebrate, the celebration on Tuesday
stands, the Wehmeyer also comes
would be good if you the
not immediately annoy with the topic.
- I find really great.
- I would not have thought now.
Were you with it actually
ever at a dermatologist?
Because the edge frays so.
You should definitely see a doctor.
And quickly.
Skin cancer is not to be trifled with.
How skin... cancer?
- I noticed it too.
- I think it's gotten bigger.
We also had a case in
the family. The uncle Günter.
My mother's brother.
That also started like that.
And within 'n
half a year, he was dead.
Now lives from the side
nobody lives anymore.
Well, there you see that one
with pressure what can achieve.
Well, I would not have thought that Mr.
Stromberg would move something for us, but....
But a gift horse take
I also from Mr. Stromberg.
And there we can now
really celebrate carnival.
Oh Ulf, can you...
My god, bad mood
with Tanja, or what?
- Well you, also in a bad mood?
- Ernie, really...
Do you know that the
Accident consolidation is off the table?
Here, the Jendretzke has given me so
Pills given, ne?
If you are bad at it, you can...
Can also have from!
I have um, already taken two.
Tomorrow we can drink the beer here
drink it here instead of on the sidelines.
You know, I thought that was so nice
that you came to me...
I always thought that...
you do not like me.
But now, I think great!
Hello, I have the documents here.
from the PKV ready,
there you wanted
look over it again.
- I did the math twice.
- They're driving me crazy.
I have such a stain and
everyone is talking about skin cancer now.
Now I've looked on the Internet times
looked, that is really...
Yes, it is not to be trifled with,
My father had that too.
Yes... and?
Well, he died... died last year.
At 56, because he was too late.
to go to the doctor.
Have you been to the doctor yet?
Often is much earlier.
Evening off than one thinks.
So now not in the office,
but in life.
And you don't even think about that,
with all the everyday....
...uh, shit.
And all of a sudden he stands in front of you.
Our all supervisor
with the big scythe.
Oh, God, you are
gone all pale.
I will make you an appointment
at the doctor's, where my dad was.
I need the number first.
Can I go on the internet?
I think most people.
are afraid of death,
because that's when all of life starts
is to pass one by.
Yes, and when I look at
to look at it all again,
I would say so,
there was a lot with it, that was nothing.
What does he still want here?
Oh, I wanted to do some more research
Because of the incident that....
Come on now, don't do that,
look at the clock!
Oh, no, I don't mind.
Because there is nothing at home anyway,
since mom is no longer there.
Jesus Christ, stop whining and start doing something.
start living!
You have seen how fast this can go.
that can go with your mother.
There he stands here at a thousand o'clock
and researches around!
I also feel much better since that with
the accident consolidation is off the table.
That's not the point at all.
It's about life!
Uh, uh, per se. Berthold!
What do you think how unimportant
next to the accident shit is?
Do you think that the
Heinzelmännchen or what?
No, you all do it after carnival.
Everything as usual.
But that's not the point at all.
It all doesn't give a damn.
I have cancer.
Maybe.
If I have bad luck,
I might have another year.
And if in a year I'm in the ground.
under the earth, do you believe
someone thinks that is the Stromberg
has burdened us with the work at that time?
Believe already, that who remembers,
but was not the Wehmeyer?
Ernie, you are real
a rare stupid bunch,
you really are beyond help!
I'm talking about cancer, here.
- In the head!
- pile? There I must say quite honestly
so I let me a lot of...
but not piles, that's the end.
- Ernie, so I have the--
- Nah!
[Music crashes out of the radio]
Yes, here comes Superman...
He should not have
disguise.
It would be so great if
that works out, really,
really nice and big and green....
We'll probably get the apartment.
If you had walked up there like that,
we would have the place 100%.
It's also cool, as if I'm at 'ner
other woman would screw around.
You are such a bum.
Oh, it's so nice with you here.
Just wanted to say.
Tell me Ernie,
have you been eating pills again?
You are not supposed to drink alcohol with it.
drink with, but on it whistled!
So I was at the doctor earlier.
and is nothing.
Is a so-called age wart.
The... has nothing to do with age,
Simply a freak of nature.
Let me cut away now
the thing and bummsti.
Yes, here when Superman comes,
you always have to....
So at first moment you think.
you do, my dear Scholli.
But as I said, is nothing.
So everything cheerfully on.
Yes you also have to, here....
Hello.
Well?
So, no matter what comes out of
the investigation comes out
it does not help at all, to get
to tip. With my father...
- Oh, no...
- That sounds now perhaps stupid.
But if you ever chat
want or so
So as I said,
I know all about that.
Oh, thank you, um....
But I'll come back to it.
A very... here...
Quite a fine move, Jennifer.
Oops.
[laughs]
A beautiful pair, the savior
of the department and the Mrs. Schirrmann.
She is quite a fine fellow,
the Mrs. Schirrmann.
Only when it gets dicey,
you realize what friends you have.
Haha, the Mr. Wehmeyer,
what does he look like?
[laughs]
- Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Mr. Stromberg, greetings.
- Hello Wehmeyer, pleased to meet you.
- Schirrmann.
Hello, Burstedt from the other day,
do you want a beer?
Yes one, thank you.
I think that's great,
Mr. Wehmeyer, that you have
have realized that after all.
That with the accident consolidation.
You have to realize a mistake, after all.
Yes Erika, let it be,
first of all celebrate...
There is something going on with you.
Just a moment, hello!
Turn off the music for a moment there.
I have prepared something
because of carnival.
Yes we go first to Ernie
and then we'll have a nice... ne?
I have not been in a good mood lately...
in a good mood because of... you all know
but through Tanja and Ulf
and also Mr. Stromberg the other day
with the life and so, there had
you were right. I prepared something there.
So, I'll just get started. Like this.
Stressed out for many weeks,
the work is in every bone.
Eyes heavy, cheeks hollow,
that's how it went at Capitol.
Tate, tate!
Then Mr. Wehmeyer came too
and everybody thought ohweia,
he's going to make us do even more work
and everybody was in a very bad mood.
Everywhere was dead, but then he came
then came Strombose!
Strombosis!
[all laugh].
He says that can accident consolidate
smear the boss in the hair of his head!
But unfortunately this is not true at all
it remains, nevertheless, as it was before.
The accident thing is not off the table,
we all get a wipe
And then have to do it anyway.
But today we can still laugh.
Tatää, tätää!
Mr. Stromberg lied to us,
but beer smoothes so many waves.
So now I quickly raise my glass
to Ulf, Tanja and Lars.
To Erika and Jennifer
and there I...
ahso and there I have
now still no rhyme.
What then? Mr. Stromberg
has said that himself.
He told me that we have to do that after all.
have to do that. After carnival.
Yes, he has that only because of
the Mr. Wehmeyer...
Then he had to pretend
as if that was off the table.
But I find that now also
not so bad anymore, because
life and so on,
that is much more important
and there he is simply right,
the Bernd.
[Piano music]
A new inventory management system....
Great, as if we have
nothing else to do.
I can't be a machine at the moment from a mental point of view.
cannot be a machine at the moment.
And then just simply
to make a notice!
Oh well, that's Erika!
I already thought Ernie's mother
had come down for a jump.
[laughs]
Holy cow, Ernie!
His mother is just dead.
Did you know about the new
Inventory management system?
- Huh?
- You can't just do that on the side!
Yes Erika... Can not live mostly
in the Willnichtstraße.
If you are here during working hours
on Altweiberfastnacht make--
Wait, I have since 2 hours
half a day of vacation,
but the damage statement had to be
absolutely have to be finished today.
Pretty small wings
for such a giant angel!
[laughs]
There I would have the cloud from the
Statics again!
As a boss you are actually
a kind of office animator.
An entertainer with a desk.
A staff member with bad
Moods are like snowflakes.
One is harmless.
A few dozen is a snowball
and then if you are not careful,
you'll have an avalanche in no time.
Therefore the most important thing is what
you do as a boss is good humor.
[makes a howling sound].
Make a good noise,
do people do the work.
[laughs and continues gibbering].
In the cotton fields with the
Slaves were sung, after all.
[mimics singing.]
[theme music]
Here look, 85 square meters,
but no balcony.
- Yes, that's good.
- You didn't look properly.
- Ulf, you must live there too.
- Just do what you think, okay?
You have the better taste anyway.
Look at the guy you chose
you have chosen, is awesome!
Idiot. Here, call
and make an appointment.
- What, now or what?
- Best when she is already gone.
Of course now, I have to go
up for the stock shit.
Here, must be out by Tuesday.
Look, I'm going carnival as a... ?
[makes a howling sound]
As Ernie.
[laughs]
Now I buy myself another
Nervous suit, but a very weak one.
[laughs]
nerves... costume... clear?
Here, want to try?
Mrs. Schirrmann, what are you going as?
go as? I'm going as Ernie.
[howls]
Well, dressing up is
not really my thing.
Then it's easy, nothing at all.
and go as a sex bomb.
Or Ulf? Let's put a fuse
on it back here.
But you are in heat,
can that be?
Yes, at the weapons summit....
Sex bomb against mood cannon.
Well, for the sex bomb you have
only unfortunately no gun license.
Wha..?
- Meal.
- Mr. Stromberg, also back.
Oh, here, Mr. Pötsch.
- I do it like the good Lord
- Meal time.
He doesn't show up very often,
but still has a good image.
- I thought I'd take a look.
- The Becker is still at the seminar?
I don't know...
I've really envied you, too.
Just still in the
Department, without the responsibility.
And still a certain position.
Like the Queen of England.
Now that's tinnef.... "Queen"....
What do you have there
for 'n spot on'm head?
- There the stain.
What? Nothing is there.
- Strombe--
- Hello ladies, gentlemen!
I see we have again today....
Well.
Let's start right away with
You, Mr. Pötsch.
You have a problem with
the consolidation in the department.
So the mood in the department.
is through
the general extra workload
already strained anyway.
If I now add the
accident consolidation--.
Yes, but the mood has one
yes in your own hand, Mr. Kollege.
With more work you have to be
have more fun at work.
Quite so simple
I don't think it is.
The accident consolidation goes far beyond
what my department--.
Would my loose still be involved.
[laughs]
Yeah no, if you can't handle it,
I'm happy to help there.
So I can only offer that.
Yes but your people have
don't have the experience at all....
Mr. Stromberg, are you sure about that?
Yes for sure.
[Coffee maker bubbling].
- Ernie, are you coming to the canteen?
- Huh?
- Come on, take your mind off it.
- I still have savoy cabbage here.
Mommy has still got a lot of
a lot of stuff before she...
She has 20 jars of stewed pears.
preserved this year.
You can also have some
have some if you want.
With cinnamon and everything.
What stinks here, tell me,
Are you eating napalm or what?
Yes Ulf, this is savoy cabbage.
that has my mother eingetuppert!
Ernie, he doesn't mean it after all.
Now they are going crazy
probably up there, right?
Have you read the mail yet?
with the accident consolidation?
We should now incidentally the
accident consolidation as well!
- Yes how now?
- Is really 'a cheek!
Uh, say, something smells
bad here, do you smell that too?
Yes, Erika, that is savoy cabbage,
my mother put it in the cupboard!
And that is the last thing
I still have from mom.
- Wäh, who has here again--
- Have you already read that
we are supposed to do the accident consolidation
are supposed to do? The Wehmeyer is crazy!
A little extra work will not kill you.
not kill you, rather what stinks here.
Yes, here.
Oh Ernie, I knew it.
Have you warmed up your old socks?
That must be per quarter
300 operations!
- Well Erika, three hundred--
- Over 340 in the last quarter.
These fucking accidents, are the
not all booked individually?
Not all of them, Ulf.
And each payment separately, others
Have whole departments for it.
Yes children, nothing is so hot
eaten as it is cooked.
Not even Ernie's Pampe here ...
I hope.
Who suggests such a thing,
he has no idea.
Ulf, now is the time--
- Wehmeyer must take that back,
otherwise I will go to the works council!
Oh you always with your sh...
"Works council"!
I let that
me in any case not offer!
- Canteen?
- Yes.
Wäh...
[Ernie sobs.]
[piano music]
[Vacuum cleaner whistles]
This is a complete
Schnapidee Mr. Stromberg!
- I see it differently, ah, Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Ah, there I have you both.
Heard there are difficulties.
- Oh iwo.
- Yes, that's right.
That my department is doing accident consolidation.
makes no sense!
The Chinese does not sleep Mr. Becker!
Keyword globalization.
One must as a hundred-meter runner
also run 110 meters sometimes
to show the Chinese,
what you have up your sleeve.
Or in the wok in that case,
what do you suggest?
- Wok...
- So if you take the area with the
other field offices and
to a central position--
I actually mean Mr. Stromberg.
Oh, well, uh... let's put it this way
This thing is...
The mood is very mellow right now.
And that's where we would have to go.
In the department times a nice
carnival party...
With streamers and Rambazamba,
times a little fun in the booth.
The accident consolidation is of the
Department logistically impossible to do.
That's what it's about, not fun.
Carrots and, uh, games!
The ancient Greeks have
with it quite big.... uh...
I find the approach of Mr.
Stromberg not wrong at all.
Classic employee motivation.
Bringing emotionality into the work.
Try it Mr. Stromberg.
And with that, I would really try
Go to the doctor, doesn't look good.
Oh, no, I'm not going to the doctor until
doctor when it bleeds or rots.
[both laughing]
What is all this?
Accident Consolidation.
This is the first quarter.
- You talk to him.
- With whom?
Why don't you go and have a beer with him?
With Ernie? Me? A beer?
What is that supposed to be,
a dare or what?
Oh Ulf, he is really shit on it,
the poor.
But he has no one now
with whom he...
What would you do then if
I would leave you all of a sudden?
Yes I would go with Sprittie and the boys
party, of course.
Of course not, but also not
stink and dress like shit.
You are so stupid sometimes.
Why that now?
Just because I'm here, uh....
Jesus Christ, really.
[Stromberg claps.]
Quite briefly
Just for a moment. Hello, everybody.
I was just at the
at the Wehmeyer, on top, ne?
There have been long faces lately,
and there I make times on Moses,
the office people from the
the vale of tears.
And the Hansjürgen, so the Wehmeyer
didn't want to, let's cut the crap.
And, um, you know me.
I was persistent and then
the Wehmeyer said at some point.
Well, Bernd, then go ahead.
Yes, Lirum Larum
so that the mood is better
we'll do one next Tuesday.
Carnival party! Tatää!
Hello? Am I talking backwards or what?
Carnival! Dressing up and all!
Bread and games or what?
This is nonsense now.
But you don't have to take part in that or?
There we could look then apartment.
Celebrate I could from the mental
from a mental point of view anyway.
Yes, now what about the accident stuff,
do we have to do that now or how or what?
The people here would even in
Land of milk and honey run to the works council.
I'm too warm, too much fruit,
too many naked women.
All the dull tiles
and rubble women here.
This really makes me fuxig,
honestly!
Here, nag, nag, nag.
That's typical German!
If I in India to 'ner
horde of carpet weavers in India
and say let the Persian, today is
carnival, there would be atmosphere in the house!
Here you call once free beer and
the flap hangs on half past eight!
[Piano music]
I have never done this before
with accident consolidation.
Do I have to record that as a deuce then.
Record it, or...?
- What?
- Nothing, I, I just....
Yes, it all has to be as a deuce.
Oh dear, that takes then
yes a hundred years!
Yes you are not here for a cure,
Mr. Lehn... but at work.
That's why it's called, uh...
- work.
That is absolute nonsense,
Don't you see that?
- But the people are completely served.
- That's why it's carnival!
That is nevertheless Kasparkram.
Do you think the people work without complaint
unpaid overtime for your fun?
You don't believe that yourself!
We must find a solution now!
Mr. Stromberg?
Hey, you don't fancy
for a beer in the offside today?
Ulf, I am from the mental just...
Can't you fuck with someone else?
Can't you take the piss out of someone else? I just want to here...
Hello, what should be in a
Beer in the offside 'be a joke?
Yes Ulf,
and if I say something now, then
it's Ernie the stupid again, because
with offside, what I do not know
and then all again Hahaha.
Ernie, the offside is 'ne soccer bar
in the Sudermannstraße, there
you have already passed a thousand times
walked past it.
- And that's where you want me to go?
- Yes, Tanja said
halt what I know, because it is
you just somehow shit.
And then we want to drink a beer
or what tonight?
- Yes.
- I think that's great, a beer.
- And is Tanja coming?
- She is always there quickly.
Last year she wanted from Greece
a street dog,
even with the number, he's going to shit,
he's about to die and stuff.
And with you is just also g'rad shit,
Mother dead, girlfriend gone...
No friends and with colleagues
also not so on top.
Then, of course, is difficult.
[Bert starts to cry.]
Mr. Wehmeyer, very briefly,
one minute only!
I am from the claims department.
It's about the accident consolidation.
It's a little bit at the moment.
bad, but I'm pleased.
Get an appointment
from the Mrs. Schuchardt.
Humba, humba, humba, tääterää!
Well, already quite tingly about
Tuesday? She likes to celebrate,
our little angel.
- I wanted to talk to Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Yes, that's great.
We will let Mr. Wehmeyer now
have a nice phone call and we two...
Erika! Cabbage steam is easier to
push than you!
It will suit me better if we push it
push it to Wednesday.
Yes, have him call me.
- Stromberg, everything good?
- Great!
- Everything super, everything great.
- Mrs. Dings wanted to talk to me.
Yes, that was all just nonsense.
- I wanted to go to the department anyway-.
- I wouldn't do that.
Um, uh, not right now.
Yeah they're planning the celebration and so on.
By the way also
a nice surprise for you.
- For me?
- Yes, they do quite a bit.
But I would have you there anyway still
sent you an official invitation anyway.
Oh, then I don't want to spoil their fun.
not spoil the fun.
Glad it's going so well
with bread and games.
- See you on Tuesday at the latest?
- Yes.
- What do you get?
- 53.
Dr. Jendretzke, huhu!
- Have you been to him before?
- Yes, two years ago where I had the intestine--
Nee, I mean maybe he has
like pills or something for a good mood!
The Roggendorf also had depressions.
when it was with her husband
and then he also gave her something.
I have to go big.
Stomach-wise, I am not yet...
Jo, but now it's good here, I do'
but not the civilian service after!
Ulf, sometimes you are really--
- I don't feel like it anymore.
This Mother Theresa number
was already annoying with Mother Theresa.
I mean there's a reason for that.
that she became a nun.
Helper syndrome does not come with
men not so well.
It gets on my nerves quite a bit
All the emotional shit.
At every little thing
the women cry off.
Tanja now here. Must just 'n
animal film on television run, and they ...
And that is supposed to prove that women
are more emotional than us or what?
Yes because um...
I have also cried before.
When we were relegated.
In the stadium.
And that should be worth less
worth than some animal film?
Hardly.
Well, I am not a neurologist.
neurologist or psychologist.
The Roggendorf from the 4 you also have
so pills.... And our Ernie--
Berthold. My name
is actually Berthold.
Anyway, we are concerned
and if there is anything--
Oh here the doctor and the dear cattle.
- Are you buying aspirin for the party?
- This is confidential here!
Yes come now, children,
pay attention,
I have again at the top with
the Wehmeyer spoken
and said that the department
cannot manage it in this form.
Then he said,
he'll find another one.
- What, the whole thing is off the table?
- Well, he wasn't exactly celebrating.
Can you imagine, but.
apropos celebrate, the celebration on Tuesday
stands, the Wehmeyer also comes
would be good if you the
not immediately annoy with the topic.
- I find really great.
- I would not have thought now.
Were you with it actually
ever at a dermatologist?
Because the edge frays so.
You should definitely see a doctor.
And quickly.
Skin cancer is not to be trifled with.
How skin... cancer?
- I noticed it too.
- I think it's gotten bigger.
We also had a case in
the family. The uncle Günter.
My mother's brother.
That also started like that.
And within 'n
half a year, he was dead.
Now lives from the side
nobody lives anymore.
Well, there you see that one
with pressure what can achieve.
Well, I would not have thought that Mr.
Stromberg would move something for us, but....
But a gift horse take
I also from Mr. Stromberg.
And there we can now
really celebrate carnival.
Oh Ulf, can you...
My god, bad mood
with Tanja, or what?
- Well you, also in a bad mood?
- Ernie, really...
Do you know that the
Accident consolidation is off the table?
Here, the Jendretzke has given me so
Pills given, ne?
If you are bad at it, you can...
Can also have from!
I have um, already taken two.
Tomorrow we can drink the beer here
drink it here instead of on the sidelines.
You know, I thought that was so nice
that you came to me...
I always thought that...
you do not like me.
But now, I think great!
Hello, I have the documents here.
from the PKV ready,
there you wanted
look over it again.
- I did the math twice.
- They're driving me crazy.
I have such a stain and
everyone is talking about skin cancer now.
Now I've looked on the Internet times
looked, that is really...
Yes, it is not to be trifled with,
My father had that too.
Yes... and?
Well, he died... died last year.
At 56, because he was too late.
to go to the doctor.
Have you been to the doctor yet?
Often is much earlier.
Evening off than one thinks.
So now not in the office,
but in life.
And you don't even think about that,
with all the everyday....
...uh, shit.
And all of a sudden he stands in front of you.
Our all supervisor
with the big scythe.
Oh, God, you are
gone all pale.
I will make you an appointment
at the doctor's, where my dad was.
I need the number first.
Can I go on the internet?
I think most people.
are afraid of death,
because that's when all of life starts
is to pass one by.
Yes, and when I look at
to look at it all again,
I would say so,
there was a lot with it, that was nothing.
What does he still want here?
Oh, I wanted to do some more research
Because of the incident that....
Come on now, don't do that,
look at the clock!
Oh, no, I don't mind.
Because there is nothing at home anyway,
since mom is no longer there.
Jesus Christ, stop whining and start doing something.
start living!
You have seen how fast this can go.
that can go with your mother.
There he stands here at a thousand o'clock
and researches around!
I also feel much better since that with
the accident consolidation is off the table.
That's not the point at all.
It's about life!
Uh, uh, per se. Berthold!
What do you think how unimportant
next to the accident shit is?
Do you think that the
Heinzelmännchen or what?
No, you all do it after carnival.
Everything as usual.
But that's not the point at all.
It all doesn't give a damn.
I have cancer.
Maybe.
If I have bad luck,
I might have another year.
And if in a year I'm in the ground.
under the earth, do you believe
someone thinks that is the Stromberg
has burdened us with the work at that time?
Believe already, that who remembers,
but was not the Wehmeyer?
Ernie, you are real
a rare stupid bunch,
you really are beyond help!
I'm talking about cancer, here.
- In the head!
- pile? There I must say quite honestly
so I let me a lot of...
but not piles, that's the end.
- Ernie, so I have the--
- Nah!
[Music crashes out of the radio]
Yes, here comes Superman...
He should not have
disguise.
It would be so great if
that works out, really,
really nice and big and green....
We'll probably get the apartment.
If you had walked up there like that,
we would have the place 100%.
It's also cool, as if I'm at 'ner
other woman would screw around.
You are such a bum.
Oh, it's so nice with you here.
Just wanted to say.
Tell me Ernie,
have you been eating pills again?
You are not supposed to drink alcohol with it.
drink with, but on it whistled!
So I was at the doctor earlier.
and is nothing.
Is a so-called age wart.
The... has nothing to do with age,
Simply a freak of nature.
Let me cut away now
the thing and bummsti.
Yes, here when Superman comes,
you always have to....
So at first moment you think.
you do, my dear Scholli.
But as I said, is nothing.
So everything cheerfully on.
Yes you also have to, here....
Hello.
Well?
So, no matter what comes out of
the investigation comes out
it does not help at all, to get
to tip. With my father...
- Oh, no...
- That sounds now perhaps stupid.
But if you ever chat
want or so
So as I said,
I know all about that.
Oh, thank you, um....
But I'll come back to it.
A very... here...
Quite a fine move, Jennifer.
Oops.
[laughs]
A beautiful pair, the savior
of the department and the Mrs. Schirrmann.
She is quite a fine fellow,
the Mrs. Schirrmann.
Only when it gets dicey,
you realize what friends you have.
Haha, the Mr. Wehmeyer,
what does he look like?
[laughs]
- Mr. Wehmeyer.
- Mr. Stromberg, greetings.
- Hello Wehmeyer, pleased to meet you.
- Schirrmann.
Hello, Burstedt from the other day,
do you want a beer?
Yes one, thank you.
I think that's great,
Mr. Wehmeyer, that you have
have realized that after all.
That with the accident consolidation.
You have to realize a mistake, after all.
Yes Erika, let it be,
first of all celebrate...
There is something going on with you.
Just a moment, hello!
Turn off the music for a moment there.
I have prepared something
because of carnival.
Yes we go first to Ernie
and then we'll have a nice... ne?
I have not been in a good mood lately...
in a good mood because of... you all know
but through Tanja and Ulf
and also Mr. Stromberg the other day
with the life and so, there had
you were right. I prepared something there.
So, I'll just get started. Like this.
Stressed out for many weeks,
the work is in every bone.
Eyes heavy, cheeks hollow,
that's how it went at Capitol.
Tate, tate!
Then Mr. Wehmeyer came too
and everybody thought ohweia,
he's going to make us do even more work
and everybody was in a very bad mood.
Everywhere was dead, but then he came
then came Strombose!
Strombosis!
[all laugh].
He says that can accident consolidate
smear the boss in the hair of his head!
But unfortunately this is not true at all
it remains, nevertheless, as it was before.
The accident thing is not off the table,
we all get a wipe
And then have to do it anyway.
But today we can still laugh.
Tatää, tätää!
Mr. Stromberg lied to us,
but beer smoothes so many waves.
So now I quickly raise my glass
to Ulf, Tanja and Lars.
To Erika and Jennifer
and there I...
ahso and there I have
now still no rhyme.
What then? Mr. Stromberg
has said that himself.
He told me that we have to do that after all.
have to do that. After carnival.
Yes, he has that only because of
the Mr. Wehmeyer...
Then he had to pretend
as if that was off the table.
But I find that now also
not so bad anymore, because
life and so on,
that is much more important
and there he is simply right,
the Bernd.
[Piano music]