Stromberg (2004–2012): Season 2, Episode 4 - Badminton - full transcript
[Stromberg whistles]
[Staff] Morning!
[Erika giggles]
[Stromberg] Morning Erika. What's up?
Oh come on, what's so funny?
Who put that out for them?
Or did you get dressed in the
Children's home?
Is the jacket new?
- No, I have--
- And the cap!
but forever. Is just private.
A bit more relaxed,
bit more casual private.
If you live to work, I can't
can't change that.
I am last night
still around the houses....
- [Ernie] Morning.
- Morning Ernie.
Were you also at Harkenradt yesterday?
Because of the sale.
My girlfriend and I were there too.
She bought me this shirt.
I'm just asking,
because the sign is still hanging in the back.
The price tag. Do you want me to take it off?
I have scissors here.
[Erika giggles.]
How is your dress now?
Not white, though?
Ah, great. And flared at the bottom, right?
Oh, such a wedding dress you buy
but only 2, 3 times in life.
Kidding!
I am already super excited.
[Stromberg] Oh Ulf, that was fast.
When is it so far?
Hey kids, those two
want to throw rings!
[Tanja] Wait, I'll go out for a moment.
This is not such a good topic right now.
Command back, they don't want to after all.
Why, they don't want to?
Ulf, you can always come to me with this issue.
come to me.
We'll just go for a beer.
[Stromberg] It's great, isn't it?
[Stromberg] I know me
;but with women.
I've got my old lady for good now....
plop.
When the arm is so itchy that scratching it no longer helps
doesn't help anymore, then it has to come off!
And arm is still kindly expressed.
[Becker on mobile].
We can discuss that in the evening, too.
[Stromberg] Quite cheap here,
the woman whisperer.
- Uncle Detlev.
- Like Uncle Detlev?
Yes Becker! Ever seen
seen how he holds a pen?
He is so far away on the other shore, he cannot
not see us at all.
Here Tanja, ne...
Think about it again,
Ulf is a good man after all.
Don't marry him, that's not possible.
What? Why, what?
[Becker]
Good afternoon, everyone.
[Becker] I have many appointments, therefore
I'll get straight to the point.
[Becker] At our last meeting.
I mentioned that we had....
[Becker] improve the coordination of these
two areas should be improved.
[Becker] And I expect concrete
suggestions from this department.
[Becker] How does it look Mr. Stromberg?
Running!
Yes, so far I have not found
Nothing yet, but that's all....
That's running.
I suggest you let me know,
when the time comes.
[Stromberg] I can't stand these Heinies.
stand them, who live only for the job.
[Stromberg] Titanic was.
built by professionals.
[Stromberg] Noah's Ark
but by an amateur.
Do you see what I mean?
There is not only always everything job, job....
Looking outside the box
there are other things!
Music!
Uhhh... Women!
Watch TV at night until half past twelve.
But most of the bosses here...
Tie too long, mind too short.
[Erika] What is the name again
your girlfriend?
- Nina.
- Does she have a wedding dress now?
Yes, she still doesn't know.
I definitely meant
With a veil and a train.
Exactly!
If already then already!
Such a wedding--
[Ulf] Can you do five sentences
at a stretch....
without wedding, marrying... Can you do that?
[Tanja] Do you want me to miss the wedding of
my girlfriend's wedding?
I have also been thinking,
whether I Vanessa ...
whether we might marry...
Man Ernie! Our Ernie wants to get married.
[Erika does the wedding march].
[Ernie] Wait a minute I have the...
Wait a minute, the little chococrossie....
who was with you at the bowling?
Does she need a residence permit?
[Ernie] My girlfriend's name is Schubert,
Vanessa Schubert!
And she was born here and everything....
Just because the black, you may
not just make jokes like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Now lighten up Ernie.
I only mean well.
Do not throw yourself too soon
away to a woman.
And it doesn't matter if she's black, or...
Or green, or....
You first have to fuck around a bit
screw around before you tie yourself down.
[Stromberg] That's right.
Are you actually single?
Last week I already made you
made a proposal...
for residential and
business customer consolidation.
Even in writing.
You could have done that earlier with Becker....
- you could have mentioned it...
- Mr. Heisterkamp, hello?
Shall we in between also still
breathe through the nose?
I have done that earlier
with Mr. Becker.
My goodness.
If that's the influence of your....
Roberta Blanca there,
But good night then....
Germany.
[Canteen noise.]
Go ahead.
You too.
- Do you want to go ahead too?
- No. Thank you.
- Do you take the chicken breast?
- Nope, not really.
Would be...
Wouldn't suit you either.
I also do not take
the oxtail soup.
But then I should not take the asparagus
then I wouldn't be allowed to take the asparagus either.
The best thing about asparagus is the...?
head!
Say, do you know where my Game Boy is?
I think at my place. You left your
bag at my place.
Oh, shit! There are all the DVDs
from Sven in it and stuff.
For that my sweater is with you.
[Ulf] I wanted to give him at noon
give everything back to him.
Well, if you have separate apartments....
I say that all the time.
Financially it doesn't make sense either,
to pay rent twice.
Can you suddenly hear nothing again?
Too bad, I was just about to say,
that I love you....
and that I would invite you to the cinema on Friday.
and that I would invite you to the cinema, but...
Oh, it's all right now. What was?
Cinema? For all I care a movie
where something explodes.
If I would find you now still sexually attractive
then it will be something with us.
You, let's, however....
In any case again
about the apartment....
- Promise?
- Yes, absolutely.
[Ulf] If Tanja is the last woman in my
life that I see naked...
[Ulf] Live - yes, which means something else.
marry yes not.
[Ulf] I'm not there yet.
[Ulf] Then come children,
then you need a bigger car...
[Ulf] Best yet.
'nen "Baby On Board" sticker.
I would then have the feeling....
I also do not know...
Ulf, he has now a station wagon or
a van, that's not possible.
[Laughter]
[Stromberg] There I come
just in time. May I?
Or is it about women's issues?
Cakes, guys, tampons.
[Sabine] This is Mrs. Ebert,
Mrs. Magwardt and Mrs. Schubert.
I'm Bernd, Stromberg,
Claims adjuster.
We already know each other.
I always say Sabbel.
Is claims settlement
not the department of Mr. Becker?
No, Uncle Detlev.
Nominally. In principle I
still in charge.
I always say uncle Detlev, times
among us housewives, the colleague Becker
he can beautifully
iron with the flat hand.
No way, Becker is not gay.
Schwulinski, yes yes.
Too bad Daggi. She has a little eye
on Becker thrown.
Yes, but here are still
real guys in the house.
[Sabine]
Yeah, real married guys.
[Stromberg] Nah, not anymore.
- [Sabberg] Has married something.
- [Sabine] I didn't know at all.
- Yes, I am single. Undressed.
- Aha.
Single again.
Looking for fresh meat.
Canteens are exactly
the right place for it.
[Sabine] Here I have still found
nothing found.
[Mrs. Ewers] Oh no?
[Sabine]
But I had it before badminton.
- This is 'ne top singles exchange.
- Badminton?
Badminton, company sport.
Forever! In the Stresemannstraße
at the sports center.
There are all the people from the company.
Daggi, you can come too,
now that...
[Sabine] has settled with Becker
has been settled.
Not Mr. Becker, Uncle Detlev.
- I don't think so.
- Yes, it is a homo. A breech loader.
Front of the brown salon. One who has his
Ding-dong with other guys in the back....
They're people, after all, practically.
No question at all, is there?
[Coffee bubbling].
Mr. Heisterkamp has his proposals
for coordination....
of the private and
business customer divisions presented.
Why didn't I get these
get them from you?
I find... I find... uhh...
There's some reworking that needs to be done.
For example?
- Hm?
- What needs to be reworked there?
Hmm... quite a bit. Most of it.
- I find--
- [Ernie] Did you read it at all?
Ne, I skimmed it.
And I must say it is teeming with--.
-You skimmed over it?
-Yes. It's not all bad there.
That, I did say, though.
[Becker] I suggest,
You form a working group.
Yes well, but that is going on in principle.
I mean Mr. Heisterkamp,
Mr. Stromberg.
You form a working group, lead it
this and work out your proposals.
And you mean people--.
[Becker] I would say 2.
from the department,
2 from IT and someone from marketing.
And someone from HVK,
but there I have a suggestion.
That... Of course, and I then...
So during the work?
Well, maybe the one
or other overtime.
There's a couple of points in your paper,
if you'd like to take a look.
[Becker] Here for example....
we need statistics there.
[Ernie] I mean, if for years.
nothing at all...
[Ernie] And all of a sudden you find oil.
and have a sixer in the lottery.
That's not bad.
So, like now with me,
When I say....
the love and the job
all at once together....
[Ernie] When I was 8,
there was supposed to be 'a big party...
[Ernie] with negro kisses and everything...
[Ernie] and then no one came,
so no one at all...
and my mother also left at some point....
The next day I had an
one in physics....
and Gabi Krönke gave me
her lunch. That was also like that.
Inform me about everything
and good luck.
Thank you.
Mr. Stromberg, you still have
one more minute, don't you?
So, everyone very briefly....
[Ernie] Hello!
I have spoken with Mr. Becker
and soon it will be....
under my leadership
there will be a working group.
[Erika] - Mr. Wulf, that is nice.
- Erika, hello!
[Erika] Yes, I have looked at it.
Because of the private and business customers....
I have made suggestions
And Mr. Becker...
Hello! I need three
or two employees.
[Erika] Ne, I look different than
my voice sounds....
There have already some ge--
Tell me Ernie, is it still going on?
Menno, this is important now!
I make a working group and need
two or three employees!!!
Mr. Wulf, we have been
just interrupted.
- Man, darn...
- Yes... yes...
[imitates Erika drinking].
[Becker] One of her co-workers.
makes suggestions,
[Becker] good suggestions.
and you're just skimming over that....
Do you believe that.
is a motivation for your employees?
Well, first of all... Is that ernie...
we're talking about, and secondly--.
Mr. Stromberg, what are actually your
duties here?
Yes, for me the most important thing is
that I... that....
my employees also privately
can come to me....
"You have much more life experience,
how about it?"
"What do you advise me? Should I
buy the car, or not?"
"Should I have an abortion or not?"
- I don't see it that way.
- Yes, I do.
It would be nice if in the future you see it
see it the way I do.
Yes... Then....
I guess two collide there....
philosophies on each other where the
History must show--
Do you actually understand
what this is all about?
You are this close to
Losing your job.
Mr. Stromberg, you must urgently
score some points.
I advise you to join
join the working group
and to concentrate on your job.
[Stromberg] That's how it works.
in the store here.
[Stromberg] If you have a little.
different from everybody.
[Stromberg] Loosen up a bit.
and rock-n-roll.
Then you're about to hear
the Mucksmäuschen yodeling.
[Stromberg] Man, man, man...
Me Ernie's working group afterwards....
Under Ernie's overall direction, then....
Would I have to have my ass so wide open that
I can drive in with a 7-ton truck.
- meal.
- meal.
Oh come...
[Sound of the printer].
Ernie asked me if I wanted to be in
his working group.
- The weirdos!
- I don't think that's so bad.
And Becker said he wants in the future more
distribute competencies to us.
Hmmm, that means unpaid overtime.
But that is better than always
Just the normal stuff here.
I would like to do that and
I still need things for the wedding,
maybe you can
shop for me? Please!
You want to meet up with Ernie after work?
meet with Ernie?
No, with the work group.
That's why you want me to do now
your wedding stuff....
Please tell me you're kidding me....
I made you a list here.
Decor Heinrichs? That's in the back
In the industrial park.
Sorry, I really have no desire to.
Besides, for what do you need
green styrofoam hearts, hello?
I think that's great....
[Ernie] I also have slides,
for illustration.
[Ernie] That would be something like that....
Ernie's pile, expert pile.
I told the Becker,
not for all money
and good words I make at
the nonsense with....
Ah Becker...
Uncle Detlev, comes in here and
throws the whole place over.
Why is Tanja with them?
- [Ulf] I would like to know that too.
Women, right?
They were good for something.
I can't think of it right now.
[Stromberg mutters.]
- A beer too?
- Pint of beer?
Yeah sure, for special occasions.
I have in the office.
Huh? Come on!
Verstehste, that is the most important.
Ass Like Wendi - as the Latin says.
Enjoy life.
Meanwhile, this place suits me.
I don't give a damn about anything.
Shall I?
- Such a freedom
like being single, I had
for ages.
And because of that, I can also to the becker.
to the Becker say: Here uncle Detlev....
Here! Do you understand?
Here!
This is great. The Becker can threaten
as much as he wants. I just say: Here!
You're not such a file-eater either.
such a file-eater....
you also like to move
around the houses...
- I should go sometime.
- Oh...
We are just chatting so nice.
The things, for example,
What is actually with the?
- Hm?
- Tanja.
- What about her?
- Or the little one that you used to....
I always say Sabbel,
Sabine from the accounting department.
That's one of them.
How now?
Yes, they also know
where the sow itches the farmer.
She is quite nice....
a bit exhausting in the long run.
In the long run?
Nobody talks about duration at all.
Tanja has you
completely trained you.
I'll have another look at her,
Tanja.
The Sabbel.
I have to go now.
Ah, sure. Bye.
We can do it more often.
Chatting with each other like this.
I find it nice.
[Sound of the vacuum cleaner].
[Sabine] Oh, Mr. Stromberg.
Yes, it is quite nice here.
I didn't think,
That you would come.
How "you"? Sabbel we are
long ago at the "you".
There was alcohol involved and
You also lead after all....
Oh nonsense, lead,
I'm not such a boss after all.
That must have gotten around by now....
I am Bernd...
- How does it work here?
- That is quite simple.
Everyone looks for a partner,
You can also swap....
[Hans] Hey! I thought
you don't come today.
Hi! Are you crazy, we have something open.
still something open!
But hello!
Stromberg, I didn't recognize you at all in that outfit.
in that outfit. What are you doing here?
Watering flowers.
Yes, what should I do here?
I might as well play badminton.
- Yes, shall we?
- Yes, we will play then, ne?
[Stromberg] I find everywhere quickly.
connection finds...
[Stromberg] Because I'm very good with
people, even with women.
[Stromberg] Well, here too?
[Stromberg] With charm and such
[Stromberg] that's where I get them most of the time.
very quickly cracked.
[Stromberg] So "cracked" doesn't.
in that sense. Although I also...
Yes, notch-wood-wise,
earlier my dear....
But is another topic. Or?
[Hans] Yes, what?
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Shall we play together?
- No, come on.
Mine!
Yes! 7:2 we have.
Wait until daddy is warm!
Exactly, we have not yet
not even started.
Oh, we are scared now.
Mine!
Yes!
Hey, that was just the serve change, what.
happening if we win the set?
Then I will make you a child.
It's obvious!
[Stromberg] The perfect flirt...
He's so subtle,
that the woman does not notice it.
[He plays guitar with his bat].
[Stromberg] Is like detergent advertising,
where the woman is unknowingly in the supermarket.
buys the stuff,
[Stromberg] what they were talking about days to ago.
saw the commercials.
[Stromberg] That's how I approach women.
[Stromberg] Like detergent advertising.
Only then just for me. Convenient.
Good!
- What a shit.
- [Alex] Hopefully nothing is broken.
[Sabine] No, I just twisted my ankle...
- [Stromberg] And we were lying so well.
Sabine] Yes, 14:3 for us, that should have been
could have been really close again.
You crutches we also beat with
a total of only 3 legs, right?
[Alex] Absolutely.
- [Alex] Do you want me to have a look?
- [Hans] I'll get some ice.
[Alex] I'll do it very carefully, too.
If you do it like this, then I can
show you my other places, too,
Where I have pain.
[Sabine] There you have to watch out Alex,
this is a wild one.
I think that's good.
You see, Sabbel, Alex finds that
namely good.
- [Alex] Sabbel, that fits.
- Yes, I always say Sabbel.
The main thing is that you have fun.
Yes, do not worry, we have....
Sabbel.
[Sabine] Where are my ciggies?
[Stromberg] Give me also times
one for anesthesia.
[Sabine] Here.
He has loud so names for all.
[Sabine] What do you call Becker again?
Uncle Dieter?
Oh, Uncle Dieter. Uncle Detlev.
Hello, I am the uncle Detlev
from the claims department.
- What, Becker is gay?
- [Stromberg] No, no....
[Strombergh] Siegfried and Roy
have also simply
not yet found the right woman
for life.
[Hans] So, make yourself
this on it.
Yeah yeah, give it to me.
[Sabine] How do you get
actually get home?
[Sabine] I mean
I could, of course, take you--
Besides, I am Bernd,
I already told you earlier....
[Stromberg] Now pay attention here.
Like a young whippersnapper.
See, there you go!
Ahhh!
[Stromberg runs somewhere against].
[Stromberg] Shit!
Can you guys just once more....
[Alex] I'm sorry about that. What does
then written warning?
[Stromberg] Total shit is that.
[Sabine] Another one like that, then that's
practically a dismissal.
[Stromberg] It's clear, if somebody asks
asks you have Stromberg already....
[Stromberg] Times this or that
about Becker say....
[Sabine] You told that around everywhere,
in the canteen, at the badminton...
[Stromberg] But here,
Erna Doof has confirmed it!
[Stromberg] Becker explicitly told me that.
"Mrs. Clausen has confirmed it."
[Stromberg] If anything....
[Stromberg] When a stupid cow
picks up on that,
then I say - Nope, heard wrong.
[Stromberg] But if a second
even more stupid cow confirms that--
[Alex] I apologized for that,
that they caught me off guard--
[Stromberg] Psssst! We have
here a written warning!
[Stromberg] Do you understand?
Man, you are so stupid!
You don't have to be insulting,
even if I said it.
[Stromberg] Come stick!
We'd better do "Mr. Stromberg" again.
[Stromberg]
It wasn't that great yesterday either.
[Alex] Is really not to believe.
[Alex] Such a wanker!
[Tanja on phone] When I yesterday
was out, all the stores had already closed.
I have to go again.
Yeah sure, I'll let you know.
Ok, see you then. Bye.
Right or left?
Oh great,
were you still shopping for me?
But this is... Right.
Here is your sweater.
I was supposed to bring that.
What is going on now?
What? Hello?
- Thank you!
- Yes.
Yes.
[Ernie on cell phone] Will you pick me up,
Carrot? I'll be done in an hour.
[Errnie on cell phone] Bye.
Ah yes, good. Quality check, very good.
I read that again
All the things you...
- There is already some good--
- We developed some more yesterday.
Listen, I was thinking,
I'll just go with it.
But we are already full.
Yes, you are already full.
Like the beach howitzers.
That's why I want to participate.
So I'm the boss here....
So his boss too, Ernie, good man.
I discussed with Becker,
that we do this on our own for now.
Bernie, old camuffle. You want me
but now not kicked out of here.
That is with Mr. Becker
so agreed.
Now don't pump yourself up here like that
into the tub.
Mr. Becker means,
that by the warning....
that this is also for the time being
has settled for you.
Yeah, then you do
your shit now....
- [Ulf] What?
- [Tanja] Nothing...
[Tanja] I have to go to the work group.
[Ulf] Now wait a minute.
[Ulf] Ok, I'll buy that shit,
if it's so important!
- Nah, it's ok.
- Nah, I'll buy it.
Nee, let.
Shall I then tonight
Come by your place tonight?
- [Tanja] Better not.
- [Ernie] Tanja, are you coming?
- [Tanja] Yes.
- [Ernie] Hey Ulf.
Working group. Tünnef to the power of seven, right?
Like in the zoo at the monkey house
and Ernie is the head monkey.
[Stromberg] Ne written warning.
is nothing at all.
[Stromberg] With a knife in his back.
I'm not going home for a long time.
That's the risk when you're the only one.
loose one among all the Nazis .
Boah...
That you can maybe...
[Staff] Morning!
[Erika giggles]
[Stromberg] Morning Erika. What's up?
Oh come on, what's so funny?
Who put that out for them?
Or did you get dressed in the
Children's home?
Is the jacket new?
- No, I have--
- And the cap!
but forever. Is just private.
A bit more relaxed,
bit more casual private.
If you live to work, I can't
can't change that.
I am last night
still around the houses....
- [Ernie] Morning.
- Morning Ernie.
Were you also at Harkenradt yesterday?
Because of the sale.
My girlfriend and I were there too.
She bought me this shirt.
I'm just asking,
because the sign is still hanging in the back.
The price tag. Do you want me to take it off?
I have scissors here.
[Erika giggles.]
How is your dress now?
Not white, though?
Ah, great. And flared at the bottom, right?
Oh, such a wedding dress you buy
but only 2, 3 times in life.
Kidding!
I am already super excited.
[Stromberg] Oh Ulf, that was fast.
When is it so far?
Hey kids, those two
want to throw rings!
[Tanja] Wait, I'll go out for a moment.
This is not such a good topic right now.
Command back, they don't want to after all.
Why, they don't want to?
Ulf, you can always come to me with this issue.
come to me.
We'll just go for a beer.
[Stromberg] It's great, isn't it?
[Stromberg] I know me
;but with women.
I've got my old lady for good now....
plop.
When the arm is so itchy that scratching it no longer helps
doesn't help anymore, then it has to come off!
And arm is still kindly expressed.
[Becker on mobile].
We can discuss that in the evening, too.
[Stromberg] Quite cheap here,
the woman whisperer.
- Uncle Detlev.
- Like Uncle Detlev?
Yes Becker! Ever seen
seen how he holds a pen?
He is so far away on the other shore, he cannot
not see us at all.
Here Tanja, ne...
Think about it again,
Ulf is a good man after all.
Don't marry him, that's not possible.
What? Why, what?
[Becker]
Good afternoon, everyone.
[Becker] I have many appointments, therefore
I'll get straight to the point.
[Becker] At our last meeting.
I mentioned that we had....
[Becker] improve the coordination of these
two areas should be improved.
[Becker] And I expect concrete
suggestions from this department.
[Becker] How does it look Mr. Stromberg?
Running!
Yes, so far I have not found
Nothing yet, but that's all....
That's running.
I suggest you let me know,
when the time comes.
[Stromberg] I can't stand these Heinies.
stand them, who live only for the job.
[Stromberg] Titanic was.
built by professionals.
[Stromberg] Noah's Ark
but by an amateur.
Do you see what I mean?
There is not only always everything job, job....
Looking outside the box
there are other things!
Music!
Uhhh... Women!
Watch TV at night until half past twelve.
But most of the bosses here...
Tie too long, mind too short.
[Erika] What is the name again
your girlfriend?
- Nina.
- Does she have a wedding dress now?
Yes, she still doesn't know.
I definitely meant
With a veil and a train.
Exactly!
If already then already!
Such a wedding--
[Ulf] Can you do five sentences
at a stretch....
without wedding, marrying... Can you do that?
[Tanja] Do you want me to miss the wedding of
my girlfriend's wedding?
I have also been thinking,
whether I Vanessa ...
whether we might marry...
Man Ernie! Our Ernie wants to get married.
[Erika does the wedding march].
[Ernie] Wait a minute I have the...
Wait a minute, the little chococrossie....
who was with you at the bowling?
Does she need a residence permit?
[Ernie] My girlfriend's name is Schubert,
Vanessa Schubert!
And she was born here and everything....
Just because the black, you may
not just make jokes like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Now lighten up Ernie.
I only mean well.
Do not throw yourself too soon
away to a woman.
And it doesn't matter if she's black, or...
Or green, or....
You first have to fuck around a bit
screw around before you tie yourself down.
[Stromberg] That's right.
Are you actually single?
Last week I already made you
made a proposal...
for residential and
business customer consolidation.
Even in writing.
You could have done that earlier with Becker....
- you could have mentioned it...
- Mr. Heisterkamp, hello?
Shall we in between also still
breathe through the nose?
I have done that earlier
with Mr. Becker.
My goodness.
If that's the influence of your....
Roberta Blanca there,
But good night then....
Germany.
[Canteen noise.]
Go ahead.
You too.
- Do you want to go ahead too?
- No. Thank you.
- Do you take the chicken breast?
- Nope, not really.
Would be...
Wouldn't suit you either.
I also do not take
the oxtail soup.
But then I should not take the asparagus
then I wouldn't be allowed to take the asparagus either.
The best thing about asparagus is the...?
head!
Say, do you know where my Game Boy is?
I think at my place. You left your
bag at my place.
Oh, shit! There are all the DVDs
from Sven in it and stuff.
For that my sweater is with you.
[Ulf] I wanted to give him at noon
give everything back to him.
Well, if you have separate apartments....
I say that all the time.
Financially it doesn't make sense either,
to pay rent twice.
Can you suddenly hear nothing again?
Too bad, I was just about to say,
that I love you....
and that I would invite you to the cinema on Friday.
and that I would invite you to the cinema, but...
Oh, it's all right now. What was?
Cinema? For all I care a movie
where something explodes.
If I would find you now still sexually attractive
then it will be something with us.
You, let's, however....
In any case again
about the apartment....
- Promise?
- Yes, absolutely.
[Ulf] If Tanja is the last woman in my
life that I see naked...
[Ulf] Live - yes, which means something else.
marry yes not.
[Ulf] I'm not there yet.
[Ulf] Then come children,
then you need a bigger car...
[Ulf] Best yet.
'nen "Baby On Board" sticker.
I would then have the feeling....
I also do not know...
Ulf, he has now a station wagon or
a van, that's not possible.
[Laughter]
[Stromberg] There I come
just in time. May I?
Or is it about women's issues?
Cakes, guys, tampons.
[Sabine] This is Mrs. Ebert,
Mrs. Magwardt and Mrs. Schubert.
I'm Bernd, Stromberg,
Claims adjuster.
We already know each other.
I always say Sabbel.
Is claims settlement
not the department of Mr. Becker?
No, Uncle Detlev.
Nominally. In principle I
still in charge.
I always say uncle Detlev, times
among us housewives, the colleague Becker
he can beautifully
iron with the flat hand.
No way, Becker is not gay.
Schwulinski, yes yes.
Too bad Daggi. She has a little eye
on Becker thrown.
Yes, but here are still
real guys in the house.
[Sabine]
Yeah, real married guys.
[Stromberg] Nah, not anymore.
- [Sabberg] Has married something.
- [Sabine] I didn't know at all.
- Yes, I am single. Undressed.
- Aha.
Single again.
Looking for fresh meat.
Canteens are exactly
the right place for it.
[Sabine] Here I have still found
nothing found.
[Mrs. Ewers] Oh no?
[Sabine]
But I had it before badminton.
- This is 'ne top singles exchange.
- Badminton?
Badminton, company sport.
Forever! In the Stresemannstraße
at the sports center.
There are all the people from the company.
Daggi, you can come too,
now that...
[Sabine] has settled with Becker
has been settled.
Not Mr. Becker, Uncle Detlev.
- I don't think so.
- Yes, it is a homo. A breech loader.
Front of the brown salon. One who has his
Ding-dong with other guys in the back....
They're people, after all, practically.
No question at all, is there?
[Coffee bubbling].
Mr. Heisterkamp has his proposals
for coordination....
of the private and
business customer divisions presented.
Why didn't I get these
get them from you?
I find... I find... uhh...
There's some reworking that needs to be done.
For example?
- Hm?
- What needs to be reworked there?
Hmm... quite a bit. Most of it.
- I find--
- [Ernie] Did you read it at all?
Ne, I skimmed it.
And I must say it is teeming with--.
-You skimmed over it?
-Yes. It's not all bad there.
That, I did say, though.
[Becker] I suggest,
You form a working group.
Yes well, but that is going on in principle.
I mean Mr. Heisterkamp,
Mr. Stromberg.
You form a working group, lead it
this and work out your proposals.
And you mean people--.
[Becker] I would say 2.
from the department,
2 from IT and someone from marketing.
And someone from HVK,
but there I have a suggestion.
That... Of course, and I then...
So during the work?
Well, maybe the one
or other overtime.
There's a couple of points in your paper,
if you'd like to take a look.
[Becker] Here for example....
we need statistics there.
[Ernie] I mean, if for years.
nothing at all...
[Ernie] And all of a sudden you find oil.
and have a sixer in the lottery.
That's not bad.
So, like now with me,
When I say....
the love and the job
all at once together....
[Ernie] When I was 8,
there was supposed to be 'a big party...
[Ernie] with negro kisses and everything...
[Ernie] and then no one came,
so no one at all...
and my mother also left at some point....
The next day I had an
one in physics....
and Gabi Krönke gave me
her lunch. That was also like that.
Inform me about everything
and good luck.
Thank you.
Mr. Stromberg, you still have
one more minute, don't you?
So, everyone very briefly....
[Ernie] Hello!
I have spoken with Mr. Becker
and soon it will be....
under my leadership
there will be a working group.
[Erika] - Mr. Wulf, that is nice.
- Erika, hello!
[Erika] Yes, I have looked at it.
Because of the private and business customers....
I have made suggestions
And Mr. Becker...
Hello! I need three
or two employees.
[Erika] Ne, I look different than
my voice sounds....
There have already some ge--
Tell me Ernie, is it still going on?
Menno, this is important now!
I make a working group and need
two or three employees!!!
Mr. Wulf, we have been
just interrupted.
- Man, darn...
- Yes... yes...
[imitates Erika drinking].
[Becker] One of her co-workers.
makes suggestions,
[Becker] good suggestions.
and you're just skimming over that....
Do you believe that.
is a motivation for your employees?
Well, first of all... Is that ernie...
we're talking about, and secondly--.
Mr. Stromberg, what are actually your
duties here?
Yes, for me the most important thing is
that I... that....
my employees also privately
can come to me....
"You have much more life experience,
how about it?"
"What do you advise me? Should I
buy the car, or not?"
"Should I have an abortion or not?"
- I don't see it that way.
- Yes, I do.
It would be nice if in the future you see it
see it the way I do.
Yes... Then....
I guess two collide there....
philosophies on each other where the
History must show--
Do you actually understand
what this is all about?
You are this close to
Losing your job.
Mr. Stromberg, you must urgently
score some points.
I advise you to join
join the working group
and to concentrate on your job.
[Stromberg] That's how it works.
in the store here.
[Stromberg] If you have a little.
different from everybody.
[Stromberg] Loosen up a bit.
and rock-n-roll.
Then you're about to hear
the Mucksmäuschen yodeling.
[Stromberg] Man, man, man...
Me Ernie's working group afterwards....
Under Ernie's overall direction, then....
Would I have to have my ass so wide open that
I can drive in with a 7-ton truck.
- meal.
- meal.
Oh come...
[Sound of the printer].
Ernie asked me if I wanted to be in
his working group.
- The weirdos!
- I don't think that's so bad.
And Becker said he wants in the future more
distribute competencies to us.
Hmmm, that means unpaid overtime.
But that is better than always
Just the normal stuff here.
I would like to do that and
I still need things for the wedding,
maybe you can
shop for me? Please!
You want to meet up with Ernie after work?
meet with Ernie?
No, with the work group.
That's why you want me to do now
your wedding stuff....
Please tell me you're kidding me....
I made you a list here.
Decor Heinrichs? That's in the back
In the industrial park.
Sorry, I really have no desire to.
Besides, for what do you need
green styrofoam hearts, hello?
I think that's great....
[Ernie] I also have slides,
for illustration.
[Ernie] That would be something like that....
Ernie's pile, expert pile.
I told the Becker,
not for all money
and good words I make at
the nonsense with....
Ah Becker...
Uncle Detlev, comes in here and
throws the whole place over.
Why is Tanja with them?
- [Ulf] I would like to know that too.
Women, right?
They were good for something.
I can't think of it right now.
[Stromberg mutters.]
- A beer too?
- Pint of beer?
Yeah sure, for special occasions.
I have in the office.
Huh? Come on!
Verstehste, that is the most important.
Ass Like Wendi - as the Latin says.
Enjoy life.
Meanwhile, this place suits me.
I don't give a damn about anything.
Shall I?
- Such a freedom
like being single, I had
for ages.
And because of that, I can also to the becker.
to the Becker say: Here uncle Detlev....
Here! Do you understand?
Here!
This is great. The Becker can threaten
as much as he wants. I just say: Here!
You're not such a file-eater either.
such a file-eater....
you also like to move
around the houses...
- I should go sometime.
- Oh...
We are just chatting so nice.
The things, for example,
What is actually with the?
- Hm?
- Tanja.
- What about her?
- Or the little one that you used to....
I always say Sabbel,
Sabine from the accounting department.
That's one of them.
How now?
Yes, they also know
where the sow itches the farmer.
She is quite nice....
a bit exhausting in the long run.
In the long run?
Nobody talks about duration at all.
Tanja has you
completely trained you.
I'll have another look at her,
Tanja.
The Sabbel.
I have to go now.
Ah, sure. Bye.
We can do it more often.
Chatting with each other like this.
I find it nice.
[Sound of the vacuum cleaner].
[Sabine] Oh, Mr. Stromberg.
Yes, it is quite nice here.
I didn't think,
That you would come.
How "you"? Sabbel we are
long ago at the "you".
There was alcohol involved and
You also lead after all....
Oh nonsense, lead,
I'm not such a boss after all.
That must have gotten around by now....
I am Bernd...
- How does it work here?
- That is quite simple.
Everyone looks for a partner,
You can also swap....
[Hans] Hey! I thought
you don't come today.
Hi! Are you crazy, we have something open.
still something open!
But hello!
Stromberg, I didn't recognize you at all in that outfit.
in that outfit. What are you doing here?
Watering flowers.
Yes, what should I do here?
I might as well play badminton.
- Yes, shall we?
- Yes, we will play then, ne?
[Stromberg] I find everywhere quickly.
connection finds...
[Stromberg] Because I'm very good with
people, even with women.
[Stromberg] Well, here too?
[Stromberg] With charm and such
[Stromberg] that's where I get them most of the time.
very quickly cracked.
[Stromberg] So "cracked" doesn't.
in that sense. Although I also...
Yes, notch-wood-wise,
earlier my dear....
But is another topic. Or?
[Hans] Yes, what?
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Shall we play together?
- No, come on.
Mine!
Yes! 7:2 we have.
Wait until daddy is warm!
Exactly, we have not yet
not even started.
Oh, we are scared now.
Mine!
Yes!
Hey, that was just the serve change, what.
happening if we win the set?
Then I will make you a child.
It's obvious!
[Stromberg] The perfect flirt...
He's so subtle,
that the woman does not notice it.
[He plays guitar with his bat].
[Stromberg] Is like detergent advertising,
where the woman is unknowingly in the supermarket.
buys the stuff,
[Stromberg] what they were talking about days to ago.
saw the commercials.
[Stromberg] That's how I approach women.
[Stromberg] Like detergent advertising.
Only then just for me. Convenient.
Good!
- What a shit.
- [Alex] Hopefully nothing is broken.
[Sabine] No, I just twisted my ankle...
- [Stromberg] And we were lying so well.
Sabine] Yes, 14:3 for us, that should have been
could have been really close again.
You crutches we also beat with
a total of only 3 legs, right?
[Alex] Absolutely.
- [Alex] Do you want me to have a look?
- [Hans] I'll get some ice.
[Alex] I'll do it very carefully, too.
If you do it like this, then I can
show you my other places, too,
Where I have pain.
[Sabine] There you have to watch out Alex,
this is a wild one.
I think that's good.
You see, Sabbel, Alex finds that
namely good.
- [Alex] Sabbel, that fits.
- Yes, I always say Sabbel.
The main thing is that you have fun.
Yes, do not worry, we have....
Sabbel.
[Sabine] Where are my ciggies?
[Stromberg] Give me also times
one for anesthesia.
[Sabine] Here.
He has loud so names for all.
[Sabine] What do you call Becker again?
Uncle Dieter?
Oh, Uncle Dieter. Uncle Detlev.
Hello, I am the uncle Detlev
from the claims department.
- What, Becker is gay?
- [Stromberg] No, no....
[Strombergh] Siegfried and Roy
have also simply
not yet found the right woman
for life.
[Hans] So, make yourself
this on it.
Yeah yeah, give it to me.
[Sabine] How do you get
actually get home?
[Sabine] I mean
I could, of course, take you--
Besides, I am Bernd,
I already told you earlier....
[Stromberg] Now pay attention here.
Like a young whippersnapper.
See, there you go!
Ahhh!
[Stromberg runs somewhere against].
[Stromberg] Shit!
Can you guys just once more....
[Alex] I'm sorry about that. What does
then written warning?
[Stromberg] Total shit is that.
[Sabine] Another one like that, then that's
practically a dismissal.
[Stromberg] It's clear, if somebody asks
asks you have Stromberg already....
[Stromberg] Times this or that
about Becker say....
[Sabine] You told that around everywhere,
in the canteen, at the badminton...
[Stromberg] But here,
Erna Doof has confirmed it!
[Stromberg] Becker explicitly told me that.
"Mrs. Clausen has confirmed it."
[Stromberg] If anything....
[Stromberg] When a stupid cow
picks up on that,
then I say - Nope, heard wrong.
[Stromberg] But if a second
even more stupid cow confirms that--
[Alex] I apologized for that,
that they caught me off guard--
[Stromberg] Psssst! We have
here a written warning!
[Stromberg] Do you understand?
Man, you are so stupid!
You don't have to be insulting,
even if I said it.
[Stromberg] Come stick!
We'd better do "Mr. Stromberg" again.
[Stromberg]
It wasn't that great yesterday either.
[Alex] Is really not to believe.
[Alex] Such a wanker!
[Tanja on phone] When I yesterday
was out, all the stores had already closed.
I have to go again.
Yeah sure, I'll let you know.
Ok, see you then. Bye.
Right or left?
Oh great,
were you still shopping for me?
But this is... Right.
Here is your sweater.
I was supposed to bring that.
What is going on now?
What? Hello?
- Thank you!
- Yes.
Yes.
[Ernie on cell phone] Will you pick me up,
Carrot? I'll be done in an hour.
[Errnie on cell phone] Bye.
Ah yes, good. Quality check, very good.
I read that again
All the things you...
- There is already some good--
- We developed some more yesterday.
Listen, I was thinking,
I'll just go with it.
But we are already full.
Yes, you are already full.
Like the beach howitzers.
That's why I want to participate.
So I'm the boss here....
So his boss too, Ernie, good man.
I discussed with Becker,
that we do this on our own for now.
Bernie, old camuffle. You want me
but now not kicked out of here.
That is with Mr. Becker
so agreed.
Now don't pump yourself up here like that
into the tub.
Mr. Becker means,
that by the warning....
that this is also for the time being
has settled for you.
Yeah, then you do
your shit now....
- [Ulf] What?
- [Tanja] Nothing...
[Tanja] I have to go to the work group.
[Ulf] Now wait a minute.
[Ulf] Ok, I'll buy that shit,
if it's so important!
- Nah, it's ok.
- Nah, I'll buy it.
Nee, let.
Shall I then tonight
Come by your place tonight?
- [Tanja] Better not.
- [Ernie] Tanja, are you coming?
- [Tanja] Yes.
- [Ernie] Hey Ulf.
Working group. Tünnef to the power of seven, right?
Like in the zoo at the monkey house
and Ernie is the head monkey.
[Stromberg] Ne written warning.
is nothing at all.
[Stromberg] With a knife in his back.
I'm not going home for a long time.
That's the risk when you're the only one.
loose one among all the Nazis .
Boah...
That you can maybe...