Stormester (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 7 - En eksplosiv finale - full transcript
Why?!
- No...
- Last verse!
Welcome to Stormester.
They started five, and now
they're ... They're still five.
But after tonight
there is only one victor.
I am the Taskmaster,
King Lasse the Gracious.
I'm ready to reward someone
with my golden head on a stick.
Who should receive it?
Will it be Anders Breinholt?
Could it be Neel Rønholt?
Does it end with Mahamad Habane?
Might it be Annika Aakjær?
Or will the victor be Jakob Thrane?
It's so nice sitting next
to my loyal companion -
- Mark Le Fêvre.
After all, not everyone
speaks fluent French.
Le Fêvre is French and
means "hedgehog tormentor".
Hello to you. Five of you.
Last night of this season.
- What do the scores look like?
- It's a TV cliché.
"Anything can happen".
When I say that, I mean
it's probably Neel or Annika.
Because you're in the lead.
Anders Breinholt, you currently
have 69 points.
It's the worst score
in Stormester's history.
- It's also a victory.
- Do you know what I can warm myself with?
I'm the only one of us
seven with a steady job.
I need something when I leave
here, but it's humiliating.
You are the record holder.
The most important thing is
that it's fun to be here.
Not only that, Anders Breinholt.
We'll probably put you down for that.
All five participants still have
the opportunity to leave here -
- with this fine sculpture.
Mark Le Fêvre?
Shall we get started with
the season's final program?
I'm glad you're saying that.
Now you'll just have to see.
It's hard, Mark.
- Mark is really bad at it.
- It's the same thing.
["Push Me"]
- Anders Breinholt.
- Mark.
- Stop it.
- It looks Olsen crew-like.
- No!
- Let's get started.
- How nice.
- Shut up, it's nice.
"Push me" is also written here.
"Push me" here.
"Create the most impressive domino effect."
"When you're ready, say ..."
"This is the most impressive domino effect."
- "Most impressive domino effect wins."
- "You have 30 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
- Well, Mark. You have to help.
Impressive ... Impressive.
I'm going to go out and
look at the roller coaster.
- You look a little puzzled.
- I don't remember the task.
You have half an hour to
impress with a domino effect.
You must remember to say what
was agreed before you start.
Mark Le Fevre, where do we start?
With Jakob, who at least
gets something started.
The greenhouse effect is a domino effect.
A smile is also a domino effect.
I have to impress Lasse.
I order flowers in Lasse's
name for his wife.
"A lovely greeting".
239 kroner, anyway. [~US$38]
"Write a short text".
"Hey, honeymouse."
This is the most impressive domino effect.
Think of all the good atmosphere
that comes at Lasse's home.
It's well thought out.
You're welcome.
"Honeymouse"?
What was to happen when my wife
received a lovely greeting -
- and she didn't know
that it was from Jakob Thrane?
I've always seen you
as a honeymouse.
It just creates so much
good mood and goodwill.
Maybe she's making a casserole
for you in the evening -
- and then you just clean
out in the shed.
- It continues.
- Real romance.
There is zero of that which
has to do with our lives.
I can reveal that she wrote to me.
"You can save yourself, Mark."
"I figured you out." Nah ...
You were hoping for saucepan and cleanup.
My wife spent 2-4 hours figuring
out where it came from.
It wasn't that romantic, but
you set something in motion.
Do we have any solutions that
don't involve my privacy?
I have two that don't remind the lady
that you rarely buy flowers.
Do you think this is going
to work? Yes, yes.
Come on. Bitches and crossfitters.
Not stupid.
Release it with lots of force.
Yes, okay. Think if it can hit.
The oil barrel, and then
down into there.
No one step on the ground.
You're sending it here.
I hope it hits the one
who overturns them here -
- which pushes to the ball,
so this one opens.
I'm nervous.
We bet that the ball reaches down
and releases the balloons.
I say the magic words in a moment.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
This is the most impressive domino effect!
Yes, yes. That's enough, that's enough!
Come on! No!
Yes! Yes...
No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes!
God be praised! I stood in the way.
The balloons flew all by themselves.
It was the most beautiful
domino effect. It succeeded.
Shut up, how good was that.
Planning, planning, planning.
It is essential for a domino effect.
- What happened in the end?
- I stood in the way.
- Otherwise, the balloons had ...
- Couldn't you just move?
I had 40 kilos of Norwegian
crude oil lying on my feet.
I had to unwind.
You wanted to see the
last reaction initiated.
- How relieved were you?
- A lot. I saw your sweet face.
When the lovely sound came,
I was insanely relieved.
- There are then two domino effects.
- That's it.
Neel and Anders, you
almost made it look easy.
What's going on, Annika?
When this task is done,
I will be no longer in the lead.
- I can feel it.
- You have half an hour.
One would think that was plenty.
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Okay.
It can be impressive, Mark.
No!
It can be a long affair.
Help, Mark. If I do this now.
I just have to hope the
others have done badly.
It doesn't matter. I'm building on.
No! No...
Well ...
I have never seen anyone
enjoy being so bad at anything.
You love it all the way through.
Did you spend half an hour setting
up at least two dominoes?
- Well, Mark was very drunk.
- Was I drunk?
- But I never say ...
- No, you can't say that.
You could've done that
with two seconds left -
- without tipping a single piece,
and still get a point.
- You didn't say the sentence.
- May I say it now?
You are still disqualified.
This is the ... effect.
I was very tired there.
It was the middle of the day.
I have never enjoyed a
disqualified effort so much.
From the alcoholic Annika Aakjær
to the alcoholic Mahamad Habane.
I'm making a viral hit.
It's a domino effect to get someone
to act on social media.
If the whole world does.
If Obama suddenly does.
Something simple that
anyone can do at home.
I film it, throw it
on Instagram and say:
"Do that." And then
my fans work for me.
Hand sanitizer.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
I hit next door.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
Satan ...
This is the most impressive domino effect.
I don't think I filmed.
Yes, I filmed it. No.
Yes, I filmed it. Whew.
No, I didn't film it!
This is my most impressive domino effect.
So ... Now I have ... Shut up.
There is an insane amount.
It stings in the forehead.
I've gotta run.
I'm out.
- What has happened since then?
- I posted it on Instagram.
And people didn't care.
People are completely indifferent.
"Would you mess around with this?"
I thought maybe I should
do something else.
Is there anyone who
always wants to help?
It wants children.
They have pure hearts.
They are not destroyed yet
and want to help.
How could I make the most of it?
So I posted it on TikTok.
There are a lot of children there.
I put a voice on so
it sounded like charity.
Right now, many people
are suffering from corona.
Do as I do and show
your support. Goodbye.
It works better when
you change social media.
- I don't know the numbers.
- I've noted them.
The video has 165,000 plays.
Liked 5,569 times.
And 81 innocent children have
sprayed alcohol in their hair.
- Are you proud now, Habane?
- They helped.
They made an effort in
the fight against corona.
- You lure them.
- It's a domino effect.
If the corona continues,
then it continues here.
You aren't too worried
that you have one try.
But you say the right sentence.
It doesn't matter if I
count the first attempt -
- or your attempt to make
a craze on TikTok.
- You aren't strongly in the running.
- I don't understand that.
81 children have suffered from this.
They need to get something out of it.
I've seen your domino effects.
Let's grade them.
I was in good company, but
you didn't say the sentence.
Zero points to Annika Aakjær.
Be happy for two points, Habane.
Your item was not displayed anywhere.
It has no effect even if you came after it.
I have to shut up in this program.
Impressive course, Anders. Three
points for you, four for Neel.
You got hundreds of people set in motion
with your first attempt, Jakob.
It can be called a domino effect
for five points.
Mark Le Fêvre, do we have time
for one more task?
Yes, we have a task that
has to do with time.
It asks the age-old question:
"How do you do something with time?"
"What is six minutes?"
Exactly.
Hey.
- There's an egg.
- Did you make brunch for me?
- Is it cooked?
- It's a serial number, I think.
"Make the most accurate egg timer."
"You have 20 minutes to
build your egg timer."
- "Once you've built it ..."
- "... Mark will boil an egg."
"You must not be present."
"Do not use existing timing devices."
- What?
- I don't understand anything, Mark.
"Most perfect soft-boiled egg wins."
"Time starts now."
Okay.
- I'm going to build an egg timer.
- What ...?
- Good.
- Time. Six minutes?
- I'll give it six minutes.
- I'll probably give it three minutes.
Siri, set timer for
six minutes and 30 seconds.
How do you do something with time, Mark?
What is time? What is six minutes?
Usually you will see how you have
fared compared to the others.
Here you haven't seen the egg being
boiled, so it's more exciting.
You had 20 minutes to build an egg timer -
- but weren't allowed to use
an existing timing device.
We are looking for the
perfect soft-boiled egg.
Six minutes in already boiling water
gives a nice soft-boiled egg.
- Who are we seeing?
- Neel and Annika.
You went to the task in the same way.
What songs do you know?
Little Peter Spider.
The Danish hymnal.
"Hail, Savior and Redeemer."
Little Peter Spider -
- crawled up the walls.
Your world with a crown of thorns.
Then the rain came
and rinsed Peter down.
... courage and luck.
- How long did it take?
- One song is 30 seconds.
Three verses a minute.
Four times six. About 20 verses.
Sing Little Peter Spider 11 times.
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
Little Peter Spider crawled up the wall.
You see, I have in mind -
- winning a rosary of crosses.
Then the rain came and rinsed Peter down.
Last verse!
Yes, I believe in the riddle of the cross.
Little Peter Spider -
- crawled up again.
... to Paradise.
You have to know your egg.
How sweet you were.
Two musical solutions.
We'll return to that, Neel.
Little Peter Spider.
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
I grew up in cramped conditions.
We couldn't afford it.
Single mother, Poor '80s.
We couldn't afford an egg timer.
When we could have eggs ...
... once a month ...
One may well be poor, but at
the same time spiritually rich.
Then I took the hymnbook,
and then I sang -
Hail, Savior and Redeemer
twice, and then the eggs were done.
Neel chooses Little Peter Spider.
The other end of the scale.
Annika wisely thought to sing herself.
That thought didn't occur to me.
It was supposed to be
something Mark could sing.
Yes, yes...
I wouldn't entrust him with
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
How can you be offended?
Give us the first four lines.
Not tonight. Neel.
Why should he wear a spider costume?
Why should I wear that costume?
Shouldn't that be impressive?
Didn't the task say that?
No, that was the other one.
I just thought he looked cute.
- It's also a nice egg timer.
- It could be put into production.
When he stood and sang,
there wasn't a dry eye.
We'll return to your eggs a little later.
- Shall we see some more?
- Yes, on to Habane and Anders.
A short, a long. I'm talking
about their times.
One could choose to go outside.
One could see where the sun is.
I need some salt.
To the batmobile. The kitchen.
Is the sun going this way?
Where did it rise?
In the east.
Tape.
Okay.
We put it here to show
where the shadow is now.
This is where the shadow is now.
23 seconds. No, it's not possible.
The shadow is reached here
in six minutes and 30 seconds.
No...
A kind of sundial. A kind of hourglass.
My egg is a "Hong Kong bar egg".
Don't you know the eggs that
are in the pubs at 07:30?
- Sun eggs.
- It's a South Jutland thing.
You have to walk more in the city.
Have you made calculations on that shadow?
- Yes.
- There I must say no.
- I was there. That's a no.
- That's right.
In the past, my shadowy
intuition has told me -
- that when I'm in my cottage,
I know when to move.
In terms of when the
shadow hits my pale body.
You can't do that with a shadow,
but you know what I mean.
Mahamad Habane worked with
a kind of salt-hourglass.
Why just salt?
Salt seeps through paper
better than sugar does.
- There are larger kernels in it.
- Kernels?
I have not just ... Grain.
That was fun, Lasse.
- Are salt grains smaller than sugar?
- The salt is finer.
- The crystals.
- Just use more words. That's great.
- I just sit and give.
- Crystals. Sugar.
Sorry.
They would seep through faster
when the grains were so fine.
But I simply think I put way
too little salt in it.
I want to shoot, I put
way too little salt in.
- Yes.
- Too little.
We have seen four eggs being
boiled with different timers.
We only need Jakob.
Have you saved him because he made
a philosophical, boring egg timer?
On the contrary, I would almost say.
Before we see it, however, I have been
ordered by TV 2's legal department -
- to make the following disclaimer.
"Stormester includes solutions performed
under professional supervision."
"TV 2 must strongly discourage
all attempts to re-create -
- the actions in the following clip."
Said in ordinary Danish:
Do not try this at home.
How do you make time go by?
Maybe something burning?
We need to burn something.
There's simply a campfire down here.
I'm just finding some lighter fluid.
Now ... I have to visualize a bonfire.
Here is my egg timer.
A six-minute bonfire.
The egg ...
OK.
Jakob Thrane, I'm not interested
in changing assistants.
Was the lighter fluid strictly necessary?
Thanks for the question, honeymouse.
- Yes, I mean that.
- That was a clear answer.
- It's more dangerous than you think.
- I'm just playing the clip again.
I want to ask people
to notice where I stand -
- and where the whole fire
lands a few seconds after.
No...
I was not allowed to be present.
- I had asked Mark to leave.
- I was also close to disappearing.
I want to know how close the participants
have come to the ideal time of six minutes.
The points are awarded according to
how close you got to six minutes.
- Give us some points.
- Excellent.
One point for Anders for a cooking time
of 12 minutes and 56 seconds.
Two points to Habane for a cooking time
of two minutes and 17 seconds.
Three points to Neel for a cooking time
of three minutes and 49 seconds.
Four points to Annika for eight minutes.
And five points for the pyromaniac Jakob.
You were only 18 seconds from
the perfect time of six minutes.
I'm thankful Jakob didn't burn my house down.
Then I would have to move
into one of my four others.
Mark, what are we going to do now?
We're going on a mission to smash your stuff.
It's such a Frankenstein-like paper.
- Have you peeked?
- It looks used.
Did you just sew one of
the previous papers together?
It is extremely well glued.
What is this thing?
I can't get that paper off.
I prefer not to wear glitter
the rest of the day.
Then you do this, and then
you have glitter everywhere -
- so the wife wonders.
We drop the lollipop.
You should probably sew the paper
together, just as it was before.
"Split a thing into as many parts
as possible and repair it again."
- Do you like smashing things?
- Yes, but not to assemble them again.
"You have three minutes to split it."
"You have seven minutes to repair it again."
"Best repaired thing, split
into most parts, wins."
- "Time starts now."
- Five minutes to find something.
I wanted to be good at repairing mopeds.
I can split you up mentally.
We have seven more minutes.
Separate a Puch Maxi [moped] ad.
The top piece ... And then on again.
You have a car, right?
Best-repaired item that has previously
been split into most parts wins.
Who do we see first?
Anders, Neel, Jakob, and she
who will divide me mentally.
I know what I want to separate.
The little, stupid children's bike.
- So my bike?
- It's a children's bicycle. Is it yours?
Two parts.
There we have a pair of scissors.
Instead of the curtain,
I want to cut your shirt.
Time's up. This is your thing.
A real Formula 1 shift.
I can't even get this off.
- Yes, yes.
- And we're off.
Yes, yes.
- Then it's just to be assembled.
- I have seven minutes.
- Time's up. Are you satisfied?
- Yes.
One thing has to be chosen, it has
to be split up, and then assembled.
And there is time on
all three parts of the task.
How many parts do they split
their four objects into?
The great Formula 1 mechanic
got one wheel separated.
In three minutes. There are two parts.
Jakob cut my shirt into 12 parts,
especially around my semi-rigid breast.
Annika separated the pillow into
about 200 parts. It was difficult.
But about 200 parts.
It was easier with Neel;
it just took a really long time.
- It became 1,940 parts.
- Shut up.
I must emphasize that one has
seven minutes to repair the object.
We need to see how it
went with repairing.
Before we get that far,
we need to enjoy Habane.
He had a really good plan.
Did it go well or badly?
- It didn't go so well.
- Okay.
- Then we're here.
- Yes.
I write numbers on it so I can
put it together as a puzzle.
The number 10 is becoming a problem.
It's just a 1 and a 0.
I write a B instead.
The F is a backwards 7.
It's also a 1, actually.
And we throw.
You have seven minutes
to repair your stuff.
First of all ...
We have 8 and 9.
We need to have the 10.
This is K. This is E.
It's the number 1.
That's a damn stupid way
I put it together.
Both are the number 1.
It's damn when J.
It should be here. Uh ...
Of course. It's K and 9.
- Have you now also cut yourself?
- Yes.
For ...
Come on, please.
- Now we're back at the start.
- I'm giving up.
I need to be bandaged.
The wildest, to be honest -
- is the plan you choose to go with.
You will smash a vase and
reassemble it a week later -
- that all of Denmark learned,
that it takes you 15 minutes -
- to assemble a puzzle
with 20 pieces.
That's correct.
What was the idea of having
both numbers and letters?
- When you reach 10 ...
- Then 11 is next.
- You already have a 1.
- But not two.
Yes, if it breaks right in the middle.
- Did you go from 10 to A?
- Letters have only one decimal place.
- Did you remember the order?
- I just remembered the alphabet.
The plan is ingenious. It's
the workmanship that's crazy.
The man is right. Letters have
only one decimal place.
We have all learned that.
You tried. It must be at the bottom.
How did the others solve the task?
Let's get the answer.
It's actually very nice.
I like something like that.
- Is it going well at home?
- Yes.
Seven minutes. You have to help, Mark.
It is important to have them all.
It's very nice.
Well, are you from Horsens?
- They have a state prison, right?
- Where are you from?
I'm from Skovshoved.
If you just stand still ...
Mark, top o' the morning to ya.
I've got the heat.
Did it sit there first?
Time's up. You can't see
that it has been separated.
- Wow ...
- Fly away, boy.
I'll never use you as a bike
blacksmith, Anders Breinholt.
That's a brilliant solution, Annika.
You chose a pillow. It is repairable.
- It's not so easy with a shirt.
- I don't know now.
- Mark's nipples.
- They know the answer.
A single point for Mahamad.
You're just smashing a vase.
Jakob, no one should go with
that shirt. Two points.
A finely repaired bike, but not
so many parts. Three points.
Neel. Wildly many parts, fairly
repaired. Four points.
It almost became a pillow again.
Five points for Annika.
- Mark?
- Yes.
What does the position look like
on the final program?
In this program you lead, Jakob.
Congratulations on that.
In the overall picture, Neel and
Annika are completely even.
Wow.
What about you? It's been
fun to be with you.
- It's been the best.
- You're stuffed in an inverted Oreo.
But enough about my sex life ...
This is bittersweet to say.
Mark Le Fevre, there is only
one task left in my house.
Yes, we're going to the
last one now. A nice task.
Participants were asked
to make some adult toys.
Can it be misunderstood? Yes.
Please explain it to the children.
"Mark is just the best I know.
Hell, I really mean that."
- There you stand.
- There you are.
Welcome to Fabric 2000.
[hobby and toy store]
"Make a toy for an adult."
I wonder what you are referring to.
- "You have 10 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
I'm an adult. What's cool to play with?
We have to build a bar.
Do you know that you would just like -
- to get into a rocket?
- Do you want to build a rocket?
- A man rocket.
I want to glue the two things together.
Toys. Adult.
At least it's nice.
Off, off. Glue.
Are you there?
["Oh, I'm a man"]
- Time's up.
- What can it be?
Mark ... I'm having a drink.
Then you can just ...
If that's not an adult toy,
then I don't know what is.
It can also be like
his football in Cast Away.
- Wilson?
- Thank you. That's what he's called.
We almost have to celebrate
it with a little surprise.
"Advertise your toy."
"Best-marketed toy wins."
- "You have 30 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
Do you have a camera team?
Do you have a waterbed?
I need a waterbed now.
We'll try once.
A two-part task.
First you have to produce toys
that adults want to play with.
Then it needs to be marketed.
Best marketed toy wins.
It's easier to market toys
that are also alluring -
- for the audience in the target group.
- I want ...
- No matter how ugly the ad is.
Come to my house and make one.
- There must be five safe points.
- Have you decided?
One can combine mine and Habane's.
Then I would like to take
out a patent on it from now on.
We should probably get around
to Mahamad's adult toys.
Anders, what's a Wilson?
A Wilson is ...
- I just think we should see the movie.
- Let's see Wilson.
My name is Anders Breinholt. Before
Wilson, my life lacked meaning.
He's the friend I didn't know I needed.
I use Wilson every single day.
I use him when I really need to ...
Based on needs.
It gave so much answer
to what you use Wilson for.
I already have a Wilson. I know that.
- It can also be used for that.
- Why do you drink wine in advertising?
If you can drink wine,
then you have to do it.
We must take advantage of the fact
that we have a production -
- where you get paid
a good glass of wine.
- Who's next?
- Annika.
She has previously proven
that she is fond of alcohol.
Here comes her adult toy: A bar.
Are you introverted?
Are you worried that your child
will start going to the bar?
Are you prepping and looking
forward to the apocalypse?
And do you want the best of
your old life in the bunker?
Then buy the "corona bar".
Buy it now, and we'll throw in
a regular guest into the price.
When I sailed across the Atlantic
with Anders Fogh and Charlie Chaplin -
- we had a really ...
That's right.
Buy now! Corona bar.
No...
It's aimed at people preparing
for the end of the world -
- but are afraid their children
will go to the bar.
It is versatile.
There are different markets.
You can both use it if you
are like that and like that.
The longer the lockdown lasts,
the more we can sell the corona bar.
- Buy it now.
- Adult toys and marketing.
- What are we going to see now?
- Jakob Thrane's man rocket.
God, hey.
In a busy and stressful everyday life, it's
important to have time for oneself.
Do not have square meters
and finances for an office -
- then try the man rocket.
A perfect breathing space
for a real man's man ...
- Uh, I'm a man.
- It's you.
Well ...
The man rocket.
A perfect respite for a real man's man ...
And the women's model is also available.
Fully fitted with walk-in closet -
- and with the whole ball of wax.
Enticing product name, "man rocket."
What do you use it for?
I know Mark uses it diligently.
If you need half an hour but
don't have the extra space.
Then you can just find yourself.
- Should it be close to the woman's model?
- You can ... yes.
If you place them close to each other,
you can be in separate rooms.
- You never have to be together.
- Women not allowed to buy your product?
We are not far from a pink Dell, Jakob.
I can feel it, it's a bit gender normative.
Can't there be black people in there too?
This won't give you points.
- What are we going to see now?
- Neel Rønholt's advertisement.
I haven't seen the finished result.
I remember rolling on a rug.
- And then the word "pos".
- Now I remember it too.
Do you want to feel
yourself in a new way?
The wait is over.
Time for action.
Time for play.
Time to pamper the senses.
Ninja-pos. Two action men, one sensory
experience, including wellness.
This is not your first speaking task.
That voice is used to selling.
In return, it's my last commercial.
- What's a ninja pos?
- It's a multi-toy.
There are actually really many
sensory experiences going on.
There is a feather. One can touch. You
can also do things I haven't shown.
And you can play ... Well yes, that is.
- I think so too, I have.
- She was my first buyer.
- Do I have to get another advertisement?
- Yes, we're going to Habane.
An adult who still tells his
parents that he does not drink.
Habane's parents just need to look away.
You know it well. You enjoy some
red wine and good tobacco.
But it's as if something is missing.
Now it's here. Super Rosé 3000.
Tobacco and spirits improve everything.
Yes!
It's the next hit at the festivals.
In adulthood in general, I would say.
Spray, tobacco, weapons.
With a needle, it would be
the most adult thing ever.
I have never seen anything so adult.
It's the most adult I've ever done.
Habane ... Excellent product,
distinguished advertising.
I hand out points.
Five really good commercials.
I like all five products.
Anders, I still don't quite
know what Wilson is.
Ask your wife.
One point for Anders Breinholt.
Neel, I don't know what a ninja
pos does. Two points for you.
Then there is a possible gap in the market.
But also a bit controversial politically.
Three points for Jakob Thrane.
Then we are missing four and five.
I'm crazy about the regular.
Four points for the advertisement.
Adult toys in quantity.
Five points for Mahamad.
We're so close to finding
a brand new home -
- for my golden face.
But we are missing the very
last task of the season.
It takes place live right
here on stage. Now.
We're so excited and ready -
- to hand out this year's trophy.
Jakob Thrane has done best
in tonight's program -
- but we must find the whole
victor of the season.
Right now it's insanely close.
Annika is in the lead with 115 points.
Neel has 113. It's really close.
You could say that anything can happen.
Unless you are Anders Breinholt.
You know I don't like to
interrupt or correct you -
- but I have to, for it
can also happen for Anders.
It makes sense when you read the task aloud.
"Read the Taskmaster's thoughts."
"The Taskmaster places a
card in front of him."
"You have to say if it shows a horse ..."
"A horse or a laminating machine."
"One point per correct answer.
You stop when you guess wrong."
While you in turn sit in front of me -
- I will think of a horse
or a laminating machine.
- It's also the two ...
- You have to guess what I'm thinking.
You also have an opportunity, Breinholt.
The points are placed on top
of your overall position.
You know what?
We're ready to play
"horse or laminating machine."
Anders Breinholt is the first
to read the Taskmaster's thoughts.
Simply read his mind correctly
38 times in a row -
- to take the lead.
Look me deep in the eyes.
You're the type who's thinking of
a laminating machine right now.
Correct!
Then we have 37 times to go.
You think of a laminating machine again.
It was a horse.
- Unfortunately.
- Then it's you, Habane.
You just have to read right
29 times to take the lead.
You're thinking of a horse.
- They're falling fast, Mark.
- Let's see now.
He has been impressive.
It's you, Jakob Thrane.
You just have to read
his mind correctly 17 times.
Look me in the eyes.
Focus. I just have to ...
I just need to find your thoughts. Okay.
If you imagine an apple, does
that do anything for you?
- I think you're thinking of a horse.
- Okay.
I'll find you right again.
If you imagine a diploma
you would like framed -
- so it lasts longer,
does it matter to you?
I think you're thinking of a horse.
No!
It's your turn, Annika. You have the
opportunity to increase your lead.
Just step closer.
- How many laps do we run?
- Only one.
- So we have lost?
- We've lost.
Thanks for this year. See you.
Just say it. Is it a horse?
Laminating machine.
- It was a joke with the horse.
- It's approved.
Would you like to laminate something more?
I think I say more lamination.
- No!
- Two in a row.
He should take a horse
after two of the others.
But I think the forces ...
- A laminating machine again.
- I think about it all the time.
I clear my mind and think of only one thing.
It's just a horse now.
- No...
- It went well.
You lead by five points, Annika.
Neel, step closer and guess.
- See if the victory will be yours.
- Now we'll see.
I should have said it again.
All evening I have wanted
to say laminating machine.
If you read right four
more times, it's tied.
If you read wrong, you have just lost.
- Thank you.
- Always at your service.
What would we do without
you on this program?
Laminating machine.
How cute you look when you
think of a laminating machine.
- But ...
- Mark.
It also means that the winner
of this season is Annika Aakjær.
Congratulations!
We have named the fourth
winner of Stormester.
Annika Aakjær.
I can only contribute the wise words -
- I heard from a three-meter-tall
man from Nairobi.
He raised my sleeve and
said "thanks for tonight".
Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: Martin Schiær
Danish Video Text
- No...
- Last verse!
Welcome to Stormester.
They started five, and now
they're ... They're still five.
But after tonight
there is only one victor.
I am the Taskmaster,
King Lasse the Gracious.
I'm ready to reward someone
with my golden head on a stick.
Who should receive it?
Will it be Anders Breinholt?
Could it be Neel Rønholt?
Does it end with Mahamad Habane?
Might it be Annika Aakjær?
Or will the victor be Jakob Thrane?
It's so nice sitting next
to my loyal companion -
- Mark Le Fêvre.
After all, not everyone
speaks fluent French.
Le Fêvre is French and
means "hedgehog tormentor".
Hello to you. Five of you.
Last night of this season.
- What do the scores look like?
- It's a TV cliché.
"Anything can happen".
When I say that, I mean
it's probably Neel or Annika.
Because you're in the lead.
Anders Breinholt, you currently
have 69 points.
It's the worst score
in Stormester's history.
- It's also a victory.
- Do you know what I can warm myself with?
I'm the only one of us
seven with a steady job.
I need something when I leave
here, but it's humiliating.
You are the record holder.
The most important thing is
that it's fun to be here.
Not only that, Anders Breinholt.
We'll probably put you down for that.
All five participants still have
the opportunity to leave here -
- with this fine sculpture.
Mark Le Fêvre?
Shall we get started with
the season's final program?
I'm glad you're saying that.
Now you'll just have to see.
It's hard, Mark.
- Mark is really bad at it.
- It's the same thing.
["Push Me"]
- Anders Breinholt.
- Mark.
- Stop it.
- It looks Olsen crew-like.
- No!
- Let's get started.
- How nice.
- Shut up, it's nice.
"Push me" is also written here.
"Push me" here.
"Create the most impressive domino effect."
"When you're ready, say ..."
"This is the most impressive domino effect."
- "Most impressive domino effect wins."
- "You have 30 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
- Well, Mark. You have to help.
Impressive ... Impressive.
I'm going to go out and
look at the roller coaster.
- You look a little puzzled.
- I don't remember the task.
You have half an hour to
impress with a domino effect.
You must remember to say what
was agreed before you start.
Mark Le Fevre, where do we start?
With Jakob, who at least
gets something started.
The greenhouse effect is a domino effect.
A smile is also a domino effect.
I have to impress Lasse.
I order flowers in Lasse's
name for his wife.
"A lovely greeting".
239 kroner, anyway. [~US$38]
"Write a short text".
"Hey, honeymouse."
This is the most impressive domino effect.
Think of all the good atmosphere
that comes at Lasse's home.
It's well thought out.
You're welcome.
"Honeymouse"?
What was to happen when my wife
received a lovely greeting -
- and she didn't know
that it was from Jakob Thrane?
I've always seen you
as a honeymouse.
It just creates so much
good mood and goodwill.
Maybe she's making a casserole
for you in the evening -
- and then you just clean
out in the shed.
- It continues.
- Real romance.
There is zero of that which
has to do with our lives.
I can reveal that she wrote to me.
"You can save yourself, Mark."
"I figured you out." Nah ...
You were hoping for saucepan and cleanup.
My wife spent 2-4 hours figuring
out where it came from.
It wasn't that romantic, but
you set something in motion.
Do we have any solutions that
don't involve my privacy?
I have two that don't remind the lady
that you rarely buy flowers.
Do you think this is going
to work? Yes, yes.
Come on. Bitches and crossfitters.
Not stupid.
Release it with lots of force.
Yes, okay. Think if it can hit.
The oil barrel, and then
down into there.
No one step on the ground.
You're sending it here.
I hope it hits the one
who overturns them here -
- which pushes to the ball,
so this one opens.
I'm nervous.
We bet that the ball reaches down
and releases the balloons.
I say the magic words in a moment.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
This is the most impressive domino effect!
Yes, yes. That's enough, that's enough!
Come on! No!
Yes! Yes...
No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes!
God be praised! I stood in the way.
The balloons flew all by themselves.
It was the most beautiful
domino effect. It succeeded.
Shut up, how good was that.
Planning, planning, planning.
It is essential for a domino effect.
- What happened in the end?
- I stood in the way.
- Otherwise, the balloons had ...
- Couldn't you just move?
I had 40 kilos of Norwegian
crude oil lying on my feet.
I had to unwind.
You wanted to see the
last reaction initiated.
- How relieved were you?
- A lot. I saw your sweet face.
When the lovely sound came,
I was insanely relieved.
- There are then two domino effects.
- That's it.
Neel and Anders, you
almost made it look easy.
What's going on, Annika?
When this task is done,
I will be no longer in the lead.
- I can feel it.
- You have half an hour.
One would think that was plenty.
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Okay.
It can be impressive, Mark.
No!
It can be a long affair.
Help, Mark. If I do this now.
I just have to hope the
others have done badly.
It doesn't matter. I'm building on.
No! No...
Well ...
I have never seen anyone
enjoy being so bad at anything.
You love it all the way through.
Did you spend half an hour setting
up at least two dominoes?
- Well, Mark was very drunk.
- Was I drunk?
- But I never say ...
- No, you can't say that.
You could've done that
with two seconds left -
- without tipping a single piece,
and still get a point.
- You didn't say the sentence.
- May I say it now?
You are still disqualified.
This is the ... effect.
I was very tired there.
It was the middle of the day.
I have never enjoyed a
disqualified effort so much.
From the alcoholic Annika Aakjær
to the alcoholic Mahamad Habane.
I'm making a viral hit.
It's a domino effect to get someone
to act on social media.
If the whole world does.
If Obama suddenly does.
Something simple that
anyone can do at home.
I film it, throw it
on Instagram and say:
"Do that." And then
my fans work for me.
Hand sanitizer.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
I hit next door.
This is the most impressive domino effect.
Satan ...
This is the most impressive domino effect.
I don't think I filmed.
Yes, I filmed it. No.
Yes, I filmed it. Whew.
No, I didn't film it!
This is my most impressive domino effect.
So ... Now I have ... Shut up.
There is an insane amount.
It stings in the forehead.
I've gotta run.
I'm out.
- What has happened since then?
- I posted it on Instagram.
And people didn't care.
People are completely indifferent.
"Would you mess around with this?"
I thought maybe I should
do something else.
Is there anyone who
always wants to help?
It wants children.
They have pure hearts.
They are not destroyed yet
and want to help.
How could I make the most of it?
So I posted it on TikTok.
There are a lot of children there.
I put a voice on so
it sounded like charity.
Right now, many people
are suffering from corona.
Do as I do and show
your support. Goodbye.
It works better when
you change social media.
- I don't know the numbers.
- I've noted them.
The video has 165,000 plays.
Liked 5,569 times.
And 81 innocent children have
sprayed alcohol in their hair.
- Are you proud now, Habane?
- They helped.
They made an effort in
the fight against corona.
- You lure them.
- It's a domino effect.
If the corona continues,
then it continues here.
You aren't too worried
that you have one try.
But you say the right sentence.
It doesn't matter if I
count the first attempt -
- or your attempt to make
a craze on TikTok.
- You aren't strongly in the running.
- I don't understand that.
81 children have suffered from this.
They need to get something out of it.
I've seen your domino effects.
Let's grade them.
I was in good company, but
you didn't say the sentence.
Zero points to Annika Aakjær.
Be happy for two points, Habane.
Your item was not displayed anywhere.
It has no effect even if you came after it.
I have to shut up in this program.
Impressive course, Anders. Three
points for you, four for Neel.
You got hundreds of people set in motion
with your first attempt, Jakob.
It can be called a domino effect
for five points.
Mark Le Fêvre, do we have time
for one more task?
Yes, we have a task that
has to do with time.
It asks the age-old question:
"How do you do something with time?"
"What is six minutes?"
Exactly.
Hey.
- There's an egg.
- Did you make brunch for me?
- Is it cooked?
- It's a serial number, I think.
"Make the most accurate egg timer."
"You have 20 minutes to
build your egg timer."
- "Once you've built it ..."
- "... Mark will boil an egg."
"You must not be present."
"Do not use existing timing devices."
- What?
- I don't understand anything, Mark.
"Most perfect soft-boiled egg wins."
"Time starts now."
Okay.
- I'm going to build an egg timer.
- What ...?
- Good.
- Time. Six minutes?
- I'll give it six minutes.
- I'll probably give it three minutes.
Siri, set timer for
six minutes and 30 seconds.
How do you do something with time, Mark?
What is time? What is six minutes?
Usually you will see how you have
fared compared to the others.
Here you haven't seen the egg being
boiled, so it's more exciting.
You had 20 minutes to build an egg timer -
- but weren't allowed to use
an existing timing device.
We are looking for the
perfect soft-boiled egg.
Six minutes in already boiling water
gives a nice soft-boiled egg.
- Who are we seeing?
- Neel and Annika.
You went to the task in the same way.
What songs do you know?
Little Peter Spider.
The Danish hymnal.
"Hail, Savior and Redeemer."
Little Peter Spider -
- crawled up the walls.
Your world with a crown of thorns.
Then the rain came
and rinsed Peter down.
... courage and luck.
- How long did it take?
- One song is 30 seconds.
Three verses a minute.
Four times six. About 20 verses.
Sing Little Peter Spider 11 times.
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
Little Peter Spider crawled up the wall.
You see, I have in mind -
- winning a rosary of crosses.
Then the rain came and rinsed Peter down.
Last verse!
Yes, I believe in the riddle of the cross.
Little Peter Spider -
- crawled up again.
... to Paradise.
You have to know your egg.
How sweet you were.
Two musical solutions.
We'll return to that, Neel.
Little Peter Spider.
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
I grew up in cramped conditions.
We couldn't afford it.
Single mother, Poor '80s.
We couldn't afford an egg timer.
When we could have eggs ...
... once a month ...
One may well be poor, but at
the same time spiritually rich.
Then I took the hymnbook,
and then I sang -
Hail, Savior and Redeemer
twice, and then the eggs were done.
Neel chooses Little Peter Spider.
The other end of the scale.
Annika wisely thought to sing herself.
That thought didn't occur to me.
It was supposed to be
something Mark could sing.
Yes, yes...
I wouldn't entrust him with
Hail, Savior and Redeemer.
How can you be offended?
Give us the first four lines.
Not tonight. Neel.
Why should he wear a spider costume?
Why should I wear that costume?
Shouldn't that be impressive?
Didn't the task say that?
No, that was the other one.
I just thought he looked cute.
- It's also a nice egg timer.
- It could be put into production.
When he stood and sang,
there wasn't a dry eye.
We'll return to your eggs a little later.
- Shall we see some more?
- Yes, on to Habane and Anders.
A short, a long. I'm talking
about their times.
One could choose to go outside.
One could see where the sun is.
I need some salt.
To the batmobile. The kitchen.
Is the sun going this way?
Where did it rise?
In the east.
Tape.
Okay.
We put it here to show
where the shadow is now.
This is where the shadow is now.
23 seconds. No, it's not possible.
The shadow is reached here
in six minutes and 30 seconds.
No...
A kind of sundial. A kind of hourglass.
My egg is a "Hong Kong bar egg".
Don't you know the eggs that
are in the pubs at 07:30?
- Sun eggs.
- It's a South Jutland thing.
You have to walk more in the city.
Have you made calculations on that shadow?
- Yes.
- There I must say no.
- I was there. That's a no.
- That's right.
In the past, my shadowy
intuition has told me -
- that when I'm in my cottage,
I know when to move.
In terms of when the
shadow hits my pale body.
You can't do that with a shadow,
but you know what I mean.
Mahamad Habane worked with
a kind of salt-hourglass.
Why just salt?
Salt seeps through paper
better than sugar does.
- There are larger kernels in it.
- Kernels?
I have not just ... Grain.
That was fun, Lasse.
- Are salt grains smaller than sugar?
- The salt is finer.
- The crystals.
- Just use more words. That's great.
- I just sit and give.
- Crystals. Sugar.
Sorry.
They would seep through faster
when the grains were so fine.
But I simply think I put way
too little salt in it.
I want to shoot, I put
way too little salt in.
- Yes.
- Too little.
We have seen four eggs being
boiled with different timers.
We only need Jakob.
Have you saved him because he made
a philosophical, boring egg timer?
On the contrary, I would almost say.
Before we see it, however, I have been
ordered by TV 2's legal department -
- to make the following disclaimer.
"Stormester includes solutions performed
under professional supervision."
"TV 2 must strongly discourage
all attempts to re-create -
- the actions in the following clip."
Said in ordinary Danish:
Do not try this at home.
How do you make time go by?
Maybe something burning?
We need to burn something.
There's simply a campfire down here.
I'm just finding some lighter fluid.
Now ... I have to visualize a bonfire.
Here is my egg timer.
A six-minute bonfire.
The egg ...
OK.
Jakob Thrane, I'm not interested
in changing assistants.
Was the lighter fluid strictly necessary?
Thanks for the question, honeymouse.
- Yes, I mean that.
- That was a clear answer.
- It's more dangerous than you think.
- I'm just playing the clip again.
I want to ask people
to notice where I stand -
- and where the whole fire
lands a few seconds after.
No...
I was not allowed to be present.
- I had asked Mark to leave.
- I was also close to disappearing.
I want to know how close the participants
have come to the ideal time of six minutes.
The points are awarded according to
how close you got to six minutes.
- Give us some points.
- Excellent.
One point for Anders for a cooking time
of 12 minutes and 56 seconds.
Two points to Habane for a cooking time
of two minutes and 17 seconds.
Three points to Neel for a cooking time
of three minutes and 49 seconds.
Four points to Annika for eight minutes.
And five points for the pyromaniac Jakob.
You were only 18 seconds from
the perfect time of six minutes.
I'm thankful Jakob didn't burn my house down.
Then I would have to move
into one of my four others.
Mark, what are we going to do now?
We're going on a mission to smash your stuff.
It's such a Frankenstein-like paper.
- Have you peeked?
- It looks used.
Did you just sew one of
the previous papers together?
It is extremely well glued.
What is this thing?
I can't get that paper off.
I prefer not to wear glitter
the rest of the day.
Then you do this, and then
you have glitter everywhere -
- so the wife wonders.
We drop the lollipop.
You should probably sew the paper
together, just as it was before.
"Split a thing into as many parts
as possible and repair it again."
- Do you like smashing things?
- Yes, but not to assemble them again.
"You have three minutes to split it."
"You have seven minutes to repair it again."
"Best repaired thing, split
into most parts, wins."
- "Time starts now."
- Five minutes to find something.
I wanted to be good at repairing mopeds.
I can split you up mentally.
We have seven more minutes.
Separate a Puch Maxi [moped] ad.
The top piece ... And then on again.
You have a car, right?
Best-repaired item that has previously
been split into most parts wins.
Who do we see first?
Anders, Neel, Jakob, and she
who will divide me mentally.
I know what I want to separate.
The little, stupid children's bike.
- So my bike?
- It's a children's bicycle. Is it yours?
Two parts.
There we have a pair of scissors.
Instead of the curtain,
I want to cut your shirt.
Time's up. This is your thing.
A real Formula 1 shift.
I can't even get this off.
- Yes, yes.
- And we're off.
Yes, yes.
- Then it's just to be assembled.
- I have seven minutes.
- Time's up. Are you satisfied?
- Yes.
One thing has to be chosen, it has
to be split up, and then assembled.
And there is time on
all three parts of the task.
How many parts do they split
their four objects into?
The great Formula 1 mechanic
got one wheel separated.
In three minutes. There are two parts.
Jakob cut my shirt into 12 parts,
especially around my semi-rigid breast.
Annika separated the pillow into
about 200 parts. It was difficult.
But about 200 parts.
It was easier with Neel;
it just took a really long time.
- It became 1,940 parts.
- Shut up.
I must emphasize that one has
seven minutes to repair the object.
We need to see how it
went with repairing.
Before we get that far,
we need to enjoy Habane.
He had a really good plan.
Did it go well or badly?
- It didn't go so well.
- Okay.
- Then we're here.
- Yes.
I write numbers on it so I can
put it together as a puzzle.
The number 10 is becoming a problem.
It's just a 1 and a 0.
I write a B instead.
The F is a backwards 7.
It's also a 1, actually.
And we throw.
You have seven minutes
to repair your stuff.
First of all ...
We have 8 and 9.
We need to have the 10.
This is K. This is E.
It's the number 1.
That's a damn stupid way
I put it together.
Both are the number 1.
It's damn when J.
It should be here. Uh ...
Of course. It's K and 9.
- Have you now also cut yourself?
- Yes.
For ...
Come on, please.
- Now we're back at the start.
- I'm giving up.
I need to be bandaged.
The wildest, to be honest -
- is the plan you choose to go with.
You will smash a vase and
reassemble it a week later -
- that all of Denmark learned,
that it takes you 15 minutes -
- to assemble a puzzle
with 20 pieces.
That's correct.
What was the idea of having
both numbers and letters?
- When you reach 10 ...
- Then 11 is next.
- You already have a 1.
- But not two.
Yes, if it breaks right in the middle.
- Did you go from 10 to A?
- Letters have only one decimal place.
- Did you remember the order?
- I just remembered the alphabet.
The plan is ingenious. It's
the workmanship that's crazy.
The man is right. Letters have
only one decimal place.
We have all learned that.
You tried. It must be at the bottom.
How did the others solve the task?
Let's get the answer.
It's actually very nice.
I like something like that.
- Is it going well at home?
- Yes.
Seven minutes. You have to help, Mark.
It is important to have them all.
It's very nice.
Well, are you from Horsens?
- They have a state prison, right?
- Where are you from?
I'm from Skovshoved.
If you just stand still ...
Mark, top o' the morning to ya.
I've got the heat.
Did it sit there first?
Time's up. You can't see
that it has been separated.
- Wow ...
- Fly away, boy.
I'll never use you as a bike
blacksmith, Anders Breinholt.
That's a brilliant solution, Annika.
You chose a pillow. It is repairable.
- It's not so easy with a shirt.
- I don't know now.
- Mark's nipples.
- They know the answer.
A single point for Mahamad.
You're just smashing a vase.
Jakob, no one should go with
that shirt. Two points.
A finely repaired bike, but not
so many parts. Three points.
Neel. Wildly many parts, fairly
repaired. Four points.
It almost became a pillow again.
Five points for Annika.
- Mark?
- Yes.
What does the position look like
on the final program?
In this program you lead, Jakob.
Congratulations on that.
In the overall picture, Neel and
Annika are completely even.
Wow.
What about you? It's been
fun to be with you.
- It's been the best.
- You're stuffed in an inverted Oreo.
But enough about my sex life ...
This is bittersweet to say.
Mark Le Fevre, there is only
one task left in my house.
Yes, we're going to the
last one now. A nice task.
Participants were asked
to make some adult toys.
Can it be misunderstood? Yes.
Please explain it to the children.
"Mark is just the best I know.
Hell, I really mean that."
- There you stand.
- There you are.
Welcome to Fabric 2000.
[hobby and toy store]
"Make a toy for an adult."
I wonder what you are referring to.
- "You have 10 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
I'm an adult. What's cool to play with?
We have to build a bar.
Do you know that you would just like -
- to get into a rocket?
- Do you want to build a rocket?
- A man rocket.
I want to glue the two things together.
Toys. Adult.
At least it's nice.
Off, off. Glue.
Are you there?
["Oh, I'm a man"]
- Time's up.
- What can it be?
Mark ... I'm having a drink.
Then you can just ...
If that's not an adult toy,
then I don't know what is.
It can also be like
his football in Cast Away.
- Wilson?
- Thank you. That's what he's called.
We almost have to celebrate
it with a little surprise.
"Advertise your toy."
"Best-marketed toy wins."
- "You have 30 minutes."
- "Time starts now."
Do you have a camera team?
Do you have a waterbed?
I need a waterbed now.
We'll try once.
A two-part task.
First you have to produce toys
that adults want to play with.
Then it needs to be marketed.
Best marketed toy wins.
It's easier to market toys
that are also alluring -
- for the audience in the target group.
- I want ...
- No matter how ugly the ad is.
Come to my house and make one.
- There must be five safe points.
- Have you decided?
One can combine mine and Habane's.
Then I would like to take
out a patent on it from now on.
We should probably get around
to Mahamad's adult toys.
Anders, what's a Wilson?
A Wilson is ...
- I just think we should see the movie.
- Let's see Wilson.
My name is Anders Breinholt. Before
Wilson, my life lacked meaning.
He's the friend I didn't know I needed.
I use Wilson every single day.
I use him when I really need to ...
Based on needs.
It gave so much answer
to what you use Wilson for.
I already have a Wilson. I know that.
- It can also be used for that.
- Why do you drink wine in advertising?
If you can drink wine,
then you have to do it.
We must take advantage of the fact
that we have a production -
- where you get paid
a good glass of wine.
- Who's next?
- Annika.
She has previously proven
that she is fond of alcohol.
Here comes her adult toy: A bar.
Are you introverted?
Are you worried that your child
will start going to the bar?
Are you prepping and looking
forward to the apocalypse?
And do you want the best of
your old life in the bunker?
Then buy the "corona bar".
Buy it now, and we'll throw in
a regular guest into the price.
When I sailed across the Atlantic
with Anders Fogh and Charlie Chaplin -
- we had a really ...
That's right.
Buy now! Corona bar.
No...
It's aimed at people preparing
for the end of the world -
- but are afraid their children
will go to the bar.
It is versatile.
There are different markets.
You can both use it if you
are like that and like that.
The longer the lockdown lasts,
the more we can sell the corona bar.
- Buy it now.
- Adult toys and marketing.
- What are we going to see now?
- Jakob Thrane's man rocket.
God, hey.
In a busy and stressful everyday life, it's
important to have time for oneself.
Do not have square meters
and finances for an office -
- then try the man rocket.
A perfect breathing space
for a real man's man ...
- Uh, I'm a man.
- It's you.
Well ...
The man rocket.
A perfect respite for a real man's man ...
And the women's model is also available.
Fully fitted with walk-in closet -
- and with the whole ball of wax.
Enticing product name, "man rocket."
What do you use it for?
I know Mark uses it diligently.
If you need half an hour but
don't have the extra space.
Then you can just find yourself.
- Should it be close to the woman's model?
- You can ... yes.
If you place them close to each other,
you can be in separate rooms.
- You never have to be together.
- Women not allowed to buy your product?
We are not far from a pink Dell, Jakob.
I can feel it, it's a bit gender normative.
Can't there be black people in there too?
This won't give you points.
- What are we going to see now?
- Neel Rønholt's advertisement.
I haven't seen the finished result.
I remember rolling on a rug.
- And then the word "pos".
- Now I remember it too.
Do you want to feel
yourself in a new way?
The wait is over.
Time for action.
Time for play.
Time to pamper the senses.
Ninja-pos. Two action men, one sensory
experience, including wellness.
This is not your first speaking task.
That voice is used to selling.
In return, it's my last commercial.
- What's a ninja pos?
- It's a multi-toy.
There are actually really many
sensory experiences going on.
There is a feather. One can touch. You
can also do things I haven't shown.
And you can play ... Well yes, that is.
- I think so too, I have.
- She was my first buyer.
- Do I have to get another advertisement?
- Yes, we're going to Habane.
An adult who still tells his
parents that he does not drink.
Habane's parents just need to look away.
You know it well. You enjoy some
red wine and good tobacco.
But it's as if something is missing.
Now it's here. Super Rosé 3000.
Tobacco and spirits improve everything.
Yes!
It's the next hit at the festivals.
In adulthood in general, I would say.
Spray, tobacco, weapons.
With a needle, it would be
the most adult thing ever.
I have never seen anything so adult.
It's the most adult I've ever done.
Habane ... Excellent product,
distinguished advertising.
I hand out points.
Five really good commercials.
I like all five products.
Anders, I still don't quite
know what Wilson is.
Ask your wife.
One point for Anders Breinholt.
Neel, I don't know what a ninja
pos does. Two points for you.
Then there is a possible gap in the market.
But also a bit controversial politically.
Three points for Jakob Thrane.
Then we are missing four and five.
I'm crazy about the regular.
Four points for the advertisement.
Adult toys in quantity.
Five points for Mahamad.
We're so close to finding
a brand new home -
- for my golden face.
But we are missing the very
last task of the season.
It takes place live right
here on stage. Now.
We're so excited and ready -
- to hand out this year's trophy.
Jakob Thrane has done best
in tonight's program -
- but we must find the whole
victor of the season.
Right now it's insanely close.
Annika is in the lead with 115 points.
Neel has 113. It's really close.
You could say that anything can happen.
Unless you are Anders Breinholt.
You know I don't like to
interrupt or correct you -
- but I have to, for it
can also happen for Anders.
It makes sense when you read the task aloud.
"Read the Taskmaster's thoughts."
"The Taskmaster places a
card in front of him."
"You have to say if it shows a horse ..."
"A horse or a laminating machine."
"One point per correct answer.
You stop when you guess wrong."
While you in turn sit in front of me -
- I will think of a horse
or a laminating machine.
- It's also the two ...
- You have to guess what I'm thinking.
You also have an opportunity, Breinholt.
The points are placed on top
of your overall position.
You know what?
We're ready to play
"horse or laminating machine."
Anders Breinholt is the first
to read the Taskmaster's thoughts.
Simply read his mind correctly
38 times in a row -
- to take the lead.
Look me deep in the eyes.
You're the type who's thinking of
a laminating machine right now.
Correct!
Then we have 37 times to go.
You think of a laminating machine again.
It was a horse.
- Unfortunately.
- Then it's you, Habane.
You just have to read right
29 times to take the lead.
You're thinking of a horse.
- They're falling fast, Mark.
- Let's see now.
He has been impressive.
It's you, Jakob Thrane.
You just have to read
his mind correctly 17 times.
Look me in the eyes.
Focus. I just have to ...
I just need to find your thoughts. Okay.
If you imagine an apple, does
that do anything for you?
- I think you're thinking of a horse.
- Okay.
I'll find you right again.
If you imagine a diploma
you would like framed -
- so it lasts longer,
does it matter to you?
I think you're thinking of a horse.
No!
It's your turn, Annika. You have the
opportunity to increase your lead.
Just step closer.
- How many laps do we run?
- Only one.
- So we have lost?
- We've lost.
Thanks for this year. See you.
Just say it. Is it a horse?
Laminating machine.
- It was a joke with the horse.
- It's approved.
Would you like to laminate something more?
I think I say more lamination.
- No!
- Two in a row.
He should take a horse
after two of the others.
But I think the forces ...
- A laminating machine again.
- I think about it all the time.
I clear my mind and think of only one thing.
It's just a horse now.
- No...
- It went well.
You lead by five points, Annika.
Neel, step closer and guess.
- See if the victory will be yours.
- Now we'll see.
I should have said it again.
All evening I have wanted
to say laminating machine.
If you read right four
more times, it's tied.
If you read wrong, you have just lost.
- Thank you.
- Always at your service.
What would we do without
you on this program?
Laminating machine.
How cute you look when you
think of a laminating machine.
- But ...
- Mark.
It also means that the winner
of this season is Annika Aakjær.
Congratulations!
We have named the fourth
winner of Stormester.
Annika Aakjær.
I can only contribute the wise words -
- I heard from a three-meter-tall
man from Nairobi.
He raised my sleeve and
said "thanks for tonight".
Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: Martin Schiær
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