Stormester (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 5 - Æg og beton - full transcript
Why?!
- No ...
- Last verse!
Good evening and welcome to Stormester -
- where five celebrities are in their
fifth week of struggling to solve tasks -
- to the best, second-best,
or third-best of their ability.
My name is Lasse Rimmer, and I
am the greatest among champions.
I have to be sauced into impression.
Who makes the sauce? Anders Breinholt.
Neel Rønholt.
Mahamad Habane.
Annika Aakjær.
And Jakob Thrane.
I'm sitting better than ever
next to Mark Le Fêvre.
I don't know how many people know this -
- but Le Fêvre is French
and means "duct tape enthusiast".
- No ...
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
As an assistant, you are responsible
for putting clothes on for both of us.
What happened?
Yeah, okay. That's my idea. When
I got the idea, I thought "yes".
Then I saw it, and now I think "no".
But now I'm back to "yes" because
it's insanely nice to wear.
When I include all the factors -
- and that is my responsibility
as your boss -
- then I will say,
that it is insanely gorgeous.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Good work, Mark.
You are a humboldt, not an
emperor penguin, so relax.
We start ...
We start each week by seeing
what's at stake on the program.
One of the participants was
asked to bring today's prize.
It's dear to the person,
so there's a bit at stake.
Today's prize is provided
by Anders Breinholt.
That's correct. What should I say?
For the past 10 years, earthenware
has been a big part of my working life.
At Natholdet [the show he hosts],
we have a cup -
- which we give away to people
who have been on the program.
It comes in different shapes and colors -
- is made for eight and a half [~US$1.35]
by some children out in Bangladesh.
That's not true. They are made very
environmentally consciously in Sweden.
Barely...
But there's a cup that's one of a kind.
Therefore, it is the
right cup to have today.
That color and design is
only available in one copy.
A single copy.
- I want it.
- Anders' unique Natholds cup.
There is only one.
We'll play for it tonight.
Throughout the season, contestants
compete for this trophy.
Don't look directly at it.
You could go blind.
It's almost too much.
I've been looking forward to
the fifth trip to the arena.
We start out with a quick task.
- You've got a hat on.
- Yes, thanks.
You can do anything with hats.
I can sense that.
- You look good.
- You too.
There is a small task.
Do you feel ready?
Come here, stupid task. It was there.
I sat down because I thought I should.
It was there. Here you go.
How did you do that?
"Design and showcase the
best quick change of clothes."
"The best quick change of clothes."
- "Change of clothes" is a strange word.
- "You have five minutes."
Designing a change of clothes?
- "Best and fastest wins."
- "Time starts now."
I have five minutes to design it.
Fast from one to the other.
I have an idea.
Is this the day when people should
see me in women's lingerie?
- You could do that well.
- See you later, Mark.
How does it feel to reveal
your private hygiene -
- by saying that changing
clothes is a weird word?
It was more the phrase
"design a change of clothes".
It's all about changing clothes.
A special blend of
variety and quick dressing.
I'm one of the few people who
really likes that kind of thing.
People run in behind a plate
and come out again as chefs.
It has to be surprising and fast.
And then I want a show.
Who are you?
- Where do we start?
- Nice to get to know new aspects.
I have gathered four participants
except the man -
- for whom, it seems, change of
clothes is a strange word.
Here comes my change of clothes.
Hi, Mark. Do you want to see
a nice change of clothes?
- Then those are my hands.
- You really have your arms up.
Time!
Knock...
- Hi, Mark.
- Hi, Annika.
Do you want to plug it in here?
Can you see what I am?
- You look like shit.
- It shines inside me.
It's corn. Are you ready
for a quick transformation?
Okay. It's light.
It's like getting to the buffet
with just a small plate.
There is a lot to digest.
Is there anyone who you think
you should have borrowed their idea?
- Not Anders, at least.
- You didn't see it all either.
- Because it went so fast?
- Yes.
- You know how to egg on the audience.
- You wanted a show.
I found notes of burlesque
in my performance.
You seem luckier this week.
You're up to sit again.
Yes, it's starting to
turn around now. I'm pleased.
- I recovered in a quarter of an hour.
- That was nice.
- That's pretty lucky.
- You can never have faked illness.
If my teacher is watching, I never
faked illness in my school career.
My school was a career.
I'm sticking to that.
Now that you're well again ...
Did your disguise seem like hope,
now that you see it for yourself?
Now that I just see it ...
Inside my head I thought ...
I put my hands on my feet.
It's going so wrong.
It doesn't look quite right.
It's not as such a disguise.
It's just something else I do.
You're probably not the only
man who thinks it looks nicer -
- when he throws away
the clothes than it does.
- We are many.
- Yup.
To sum up, the fastest changes were -
- Neel's and Annika's.
May I sum up the assessment
while we see the fifth participant?
- Yes, we are missing Jakob Thrane.
- Was his change fast?
I will not reveal that.
But it was his, and it took the
longest time to clean up after.
- Hi, Mark.
- Hi, Jakob.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm looking forward.
Then here comes my change of clothes.
- What?
- Yeah okay...
I'm a smurf.
I've changed into a smurf.
- It's a smurf.
- Yes.
- What was the idea behind it?
- We should have an extra layer on.
It's not enough with Jakob in a Speedo.
I just need to have 30 liters of sour milk
with blue food coloring on top of me.
After all, there was no requirement
for how much it had to suck.
Let's look at the points
in tonight's first task.
Let me be completely honest.
I went for tempo and show,
but Anders Breinholt gets one point.
- Fair enough.
- I didn't buy the illusion.
You also point out that it may not
have been a change of clothes.
You get two points.
Points for ambition, not pace.
Three points for Jakob Thrane.
And then there were two who
gave me show, pace, and surprise.
Neel, four points for you.
Obviously five to Annika.
Is there a task that combines
things that are rarely combined?
We have eggs and concrete.
It sounds like a café where you
pay 70 kroner [~US$11.25] for coffee.
- What do we have here, Mark?
- A task.
Great measures in relation to boars.
That looks funny. Is it
something to throw eggs?
- Own car today?
- Yes, I drove from Jutland.
I can sense the eggs
going down in them there.
- "Get the eggs into the concrete things."
- "If you get a whole egg down ..."
"... without the egg breaking,
it gives double."
"Do not move the chair
or the concrete things."
"You need to throw your eggs
while on the chair."
"Highest number of points wins."
Do you get one point for an egg?
You could have elaborated on that.
"You have 10 minutes.
Time starts now!"
- This one is relatively easy.
- Okay.
- I need them ...
- "Do not move the chair."
What is this? A first aid kit.
I stand on the chair and throw.
Then we see what happens.
Then we move on quickly.
Some of the tasks
must be easy to understand.
The eggs should go down into the concrete.
If it succeeds without destroying
the egg, there are double points.
The first aid kit is there if
you want to bandage preventively -
- and help the eggs on their way.
- It's only now ...
- Where were you that day?
- Who are we seeing, Mark?
- Anders Breinholt.
Let's see what happens...
You want to hit the one that
is standing with the two -
- right in the face. Like this.
- I'm done.
- Thanks for trying.
- What about "thank you for completing the task"?
- Thank you for completing the task.
- Well, you got one in?
- Yes, one.
Anders Breinholt.
Thank you for completing the task.
You see an innocent girl in concrete -
- and say: "I throw this egg
at her head, that sow."
I first saw her as an angel, which
makes it even more mind-numbing.
I get some rap text inside my head.
That's what I'm trying ...
That's why I say what I do.
She was also annoying to look at.
All persons shaped in stone are annoying.
Nice excuse to say "so".
"I had a rap text in my head."
"Sorry, honey. That was something
L.O.C." [Liam O'Connor, Danish rapper]
I don't like her stupid face.
It's not a human being, but a stone.
On Anders' behalf, I want
to say, "I'm sorry, so."
Anders Breinholt. Thanks.
It was a completed task, right?
- Yes, yes.
- How many did I hit? One?
How many points will it be?
It has become three points -
an apology to a sow
and a completed task.
You cannot be on Stormester
without smashing some eggs.
- Who are we going to see now?
- Jakob Thrane.
My impulse is that I
just feel like throwing.
There's some egg in it.
- There's some egg in it.
- A mysterious number of points for it.
You can knock it in, as
if your hand were a racket.
We probably have a better
chance in the big one.
- I got it in my head.
- Put the jacket in the concrete.
Then you are welcome to count it.
I enjoyed throwing things at you.
See you. Thanks for the help.
Stop it. Let me just emphasize something.
Each item states how many points it gives.
- Did the idea of firing work?
- The idea with Mark was good.
But he then began to use volleyballs.
- You asked me to do it.
- Is it called a backlash?
- I lift.
- We have to get them down.
- Then you had to be more precise.
- We didn't hit shit.
Is this your first time working together
to get eggs into concrete containers?
It almost sounds like that. It's
embarrassing that you're arguing.
We have to go out and practice afterwards.
I have a sow we can throw after.
How did Jakob's effort
work in terms of points?
Fine. Two eggs in a container
for five points gives ten points.
In terms of suits,
things went really badly.
Eggs cannot come out of a suit.
- Ten points and a ruined suit.
- I'm sorry.
The first two got three and ten points.
It does not break the scale.
Would you like to see Annika
blow up the scale by 500 points?
I would like that. Does she comply
with the rules along the way?
You'll have to judge for yourself.
- This gives one point, right?
- It could well indicate that.
How much does it give down here?
25! "Release your eggs while on the chair."
I can do this. Release my eggs.
Annika? Do you release
it when you put it down?
That's a annoying question, Mark.
- I'm putting it down.
- We'll have to take it up with Lasse.
Oh yes. Lasse ...
- Last egg.
- "What did you do today?" Laid eggs.
I don't know what to say.
Are you satisfied, Annika?
- Very.
- You're very happy.
The rules say that the egg must be
released while on the chair.
- I laid them.
- Without releasing them?
- Did you keep holding on?
- Emotionally, I held on.
- We're connected. These are my eggs.
- Surprisingly well argued.
Do you want to take points from a mother?
You almost bring it home, but there
are a few meters in to the quay.
You have not broken the rules,
so you will not be disqualified.
But I won't give any
points for the eggs.
Let’s see if it gives points to get
an egg in a competition with eggs.
- No!
- Yes.
How do you do worse
than Annika's zero points?
- Mahamad Habane can do it.
- Oh...
- What now?
- I have an idea.
I need something really long.
Mark, can you stay here?
Okay, stop.
Of course.
They just need to get down to
business. It can only be this one.
It's just...
That's it. It wasn't a difficult task.
I'm just going.
- No, how annoying!
- It's damn tacky.
How annoying.
One would think that others had discovered
that there was a pipe next to the chair.
But it pays to check how many points it gives.
If you multiply minus by minus,
then it gives something ...
If now the first point gives minus 2.
Then we can just multiply
the next points by minus 2.
Then it constantly switches
between minus 2 and 0.
- If the number is odd ...
- Then it's minus 2.
Was it you who had never dabbled in math?
Yes ... I had not seen the stupid minus.
- Mark, how many points did Mahamad get?
- Minus 34.
- How unreasonable.
- Yes, it's tacky.
- Then we're just missing Neel.
- Yes. Let's throw ourselves into it.
I've found something. There's something here.
Try looking here.
I'm trying.
- Is it coming down?
- You have taped the opening.
- You're just keeping it here.
- You have two minutes and 45 seconds.
I'm taking all this off. Please
try again. You hold the tube.
- Did it come out?
- It's in the opening.
The idea is good, right?
- There's an egg.
- How much time do I have?
- 47 seconds.
- Put it in there.
All the way down.
- There will be three delicious.
- Two seconds.
- Time's up.
- Well, it went ... mixed.
You're the first to think:
"Why is there a vent pipe
on a football stand?"
I wish I had seen that there
were points on the pipes.
Then I could have gotten more.
Which point tubes did Neel hit?
You hit a five-point pipe. However,
the egg smashed. Five points.
Then you hit nine ...
Nine whole eggs down for
one point each. It gives 18.
Plus five. 23 in total.
Then we just need to have points
distributed from one to five.
One point to Habane
for a score of minus 34.
Two points for Annika.
Three points for Anders.
Four points for Jakob
and five for Neel Rønholt.
You know what I'm in
an uncontrollable mood for?
- I want a fun job.
- This one is called "have fun".
It's obvious.
There aren't that many things.
- "Have fun."
- "Have fun."
What is fun? Well, "have fun".
- "You have two minutes."
- "And then you await the next task."
"Time starts now." Hold on.
Then it's good to have a comedian.
Welcome Mark Le Fêvre. Goodbye, Mark.
- Do you just want to talk?
- Don't you have a repertoire?
Come right here. When was
the last time I went to bed?
Welcome to Taskmaster Mark Le Fêvre.
- For you or the camera?
- The camera. Come up with a joke.
No...
What I do is usually
a story or a situation.
- Are you having fun?
- Yes.
Are you having fun too?
- I have asthma. Relax.
- Time's up.
Shall we go in and have a drink?
We can do that right now.
Funny, Annika!
One minute and 20 seconds, Jakob.
- Is there time?
- Shall we swing?
Has it been a long time
since you rocked?
That's damn fun.
I've wanted to try it for a long time.
Grab this with your mouth.
Are you ready?
Is this just the funniest
time anyone's ever had?
Always safety first.
Shut up, it's fun.
- We'll cut that out.
- Time's up.
- I had fun.
- It was fucking fun.
See you, Mark.
- Hi, Mark.
- Now we are here again.
I get deja-vu.
"- Make an exact re-creation ..."
- "... of the previous solution."
- "Most accurate re-creation wins."
- "You have two minutes. Time starts now."
Okay...
It's a two-part task. You didn't
know that in the first part.
There are no points
to pick up for the first part.
And that being said ... Neel.
It's a woman with small children -
- who is told she has two minutes,
and then chose to lie down a bit.
I had not lain down for several years.
I most wanted to lie there with Mark.
Points are given on how
the second part is solved.
Mark, how do we decide this?
We have put their creations together.
Then we compare the creations
with the original works.
It provides unique material to judge from.
We see Neel lying down
and relaxing on two screens.
It's an award-winning program, Habane.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the always phenomenal -
- Mark Le Fêvre.
- You just have to say something funny.
- Do you just want to talk?
Come right here. When was
the last time I lay down?
30 seconds of very funny
stand-up comedian Mark Le Fêvre.
In Danish or English?
- What happens?
- I'm going to chase you.
Then you jump down there,
and then I run this way.
Mark!
I have asthma. Relax.
Shall we go in and have
a drink? I'm buying.
- One minute and 20 seconds, Jakob.
- Is there time, Mark?
That's damn fun.
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
Safety first.
We'll cut it out. We just cut it out.
- Great, Mark.
- It's fun.
Fucking fun.
What's really more fun?
Having fun on command -
- or re-creating two minutes
of fun, also on command?
0-0.
Sad result.
I actually think you did really well.
There are a few small flaws.
Jakob. One time you throw with your right
hand, the next time with your left hand.
I am strict but fair.
- First a black, and then a blue helmet.
- I couldn't find the black one.
You used it two minutes ago.
I also feel like someone had hidden it.
It could be medical illness, Annika Aakjær.
The tiny beauty flaws make a difference.
Two points for Jakob Thrane.
Two points for Mahamad Habane.
And three points for the rest of you.
What does that do for the position?
It turns upside down ...
No, Neel is still in the lead.
- What are we going to do now?
- A task with breadsticks.
As well as slide and watermelon.
If that sounds weird -
- you haven't seen Stormester before.
- God's peace.
- What is it?
Is this part of the task?
I love watermelon.
That may be changing.
"Push the watermelon up the slide and
into the goal with the breadsticks."
"Only breadsticks may touch the watermelon."
- Is it a breadstick?
- It's a stick of bread.
- "Do not move the slide."
- "Fastest wins."
"Bonus for the fewest breadsticks used."
I've never said that before.
- "Time starts now."
- This is stupid.
How strong are they?
"Push the watermelon up
the slide with breadsticks."
Can you just summarize the rules?
The watermelon should be pushed
up the slide only with breadsticks.
There are bonus points for the
fewest number of used breadsticks.
And only breadsticks are allowed
to touch the watermelon.
It sounds like you want to show
me a participant who uses something else.
- Anders Breinholt.
- Well, for crying out loud.
"Time starts now."
- No, no. May I pick it up?
- What does the task say?
This is fine. Only my palms
are on the melon.
No, on the sticks. Are you looking?
It's crumbling. It's a breadstick.
I stick with my thumb.
On one breadstick.
- There are still crumbs in between.
- I can faintly sense it.
How can I get short of breath?
Holy shit.
Contact was shown between
Anders and the watermelon.
Yes, I should have taken
them all from the start.
- But that's not what you did.
- No. No more talking about it.
- You are disqualified.
- Fair enough.
- Mark, who are we going to see now?
- Annika and Jakob.
You can only touch the watermelon
with the breadsticks.
Great for participants
who follow the rules.
The thick one must have more power.
Maybe you can use them
as if they were chopsticks?
Mark, aren't you going to help me?
"Do not move the slide."
I guess I have to lift it.
- Can you lift it here?
- Yes.
- "Push the watermelon up ..."
- Do it properly.
Like that. And then
just push the last one.
Can you support it? Yes.
- Thanks for the help.
- You're welcome.
I agree that the rules
are interpreted literally.
But would you have gotten the idea
if you hadn't been told about it?
- I was told about it.
- Do you think you moved the slide?
- No, it was Mark who did it.
- Of his free will.
Just before we filmed,
he said he wanted to lift it.
He did it all of a sudden,
and I could use that.
I have had Mark as an assistant
for several seasons.
I can stress that he has
almost no free will.
He does what he is told.
Someone used him as a human tool.
Then you have moved the slide
yourself. Yes, you have.
I don't have to get angry.
I cut to the bone.
One, two, three participants are disqualified.
- Like that.
- Don't start.
- We still need to see you.
- It was an annoying task.
I fucked up, but afterwards
I found out what one should have done.
Shouldn't we just see
how Mahamad fucks up?
There's a catch here.
"Fewest ..." Okay.
This is duct tape, right? Like that.
I'm just using this.
It's still a stick.
What's happening now, Habane?
That's the finish line now. Are you ready?
Then it just needs to be straight over.
It's still a loaf of bread ...
You can do that well ...
Duct tape has touched it.
The duct tape has touched, man.
The duct tape has touched.
I'm sorry.
- What were you thinking?
- You should take the breadstick.
Blend it, take water on your hands,
and then push with the crumbs.
Good idea.
It's right afterwards that I found out.
- And then bake them like gloves.
- I had exactly the same thought.
- How long did we have?
- Fastest wins.
Right now, non-disqualified
winners are winning.
Habane, you make it unique
that you disqualify yourself.
- "No, now I'm breaking the rules."
- It should actually give points.
I actually think your honesty
is worth five points.
On a completely different program than this.
Here you will be disqualified.
You get a nice, round zero.
Everything it takes to get
five points in this task -
- and avoid becoming the first team
in Stormester ever -
- where all five participants
will be disqualified -
in the same task.
- It's up to me now.
- Do you think we will be happy?
- I don't know.
- We will see.
"Push the watermelon up the slide"
- and over the finish line
with breadsticks."
No, for hell.
I think I should have
moved that finish line.
Then I just have to have it up there.
Can I start over?
What are we going to do today?
You just have to get it ready.
Well, there's the finish line.
Funny, it doesn't sit further up.
It's a fun task.
Now it goes over the finish line.
- Are you satisfied?
- No.
Yes...
I'm sitting here reading
the rules for the task.
Nothing says you can't
move the finish line.
It would have been perfect if you
had done it on the first try.
- But I did not.
- You played "then we said ...".
And then we also said
that you are disqualified.
We stand with a zero, a zero, a zero,
and then a zero, and finally a zero.
- How many sticks were left?
- That's actually a possibility.
There are bonus points
for the fewest used breadsticks.
- How do we then distribute the points?
- If we do it that way ...
One point for Anders for 48 used breadsticks.
Two points for Neel, who used 35.
Three points to Annika for 10.
Four points to Jakob for four.
Habane. One loaf of bread
and a lot of honesty.
Honesty always pays off.
Unless you're in court.
- What are we going to see now?
- Something that goes better.
Something with some weight and the alphabet.
I'll take that.
What's up, pussycat ...
- Hi, Mark.
- What's this about?
- Is that a scale?
- That's it, yes.
Last time I weighed 87.3 kilos.
But that was before the summer holidays.
What does it say?
"Say a letter from the alphabet.
You have ten seconds."
- A.
- L.
- Oh, so.
- We go with A.
We go with K.
- R.
- "Make the scale weigh 12,000 grams."
- "Make the scale weigh 1,000 grams."
- "18,000 grams."
- "1,000 grams."
- "11,000 grams."
- "Use only things starting with A."
- "Starting with L."
- "Most accurate wins."
- "You have 10 minutes."
"Time starts now."
Well so, well so, well so.
Mark, the five participants were
allowed to choose their own task.
How does it work with
the letters and the scale?
If you take B, the scale
must weigh two kilos -
- because B is the second letter
in the alphabet.
And then you can only use
things that start with B.
- Where do we start?
- With Jakob and Habane.
Jakob said L and must hit 12 kilos.
Habane said R and should hit 18.
Things starting with L.
Lance. Lens. Louse.
I'm going straight to the shed.
- What is this?
- A snow shovel.
No, a tool [redskab].
We take a lot of tools.
A loaded cargo bike. [ladcykel]
Here it comes.
- Where did you get it from?
- I found it down the road.
I have a hard time lifting it,
so it's probably 7-8 kilos.
It's a tool. There are many tools.
Shut up, this is a good tool.
I'm just stuffing something in.
Now it's a cargo bike.
Whatever is in it.
Two kilos. 500 grams. The tool
box must be included.
- I'm just trying to visualize.
- You have 40 seconds.
You just have to keep quiet ...
18,000 grams of tools.
I nailed it completely.
I actually think it's too heavy.
We leave one yogurt out.
A cargo bike, a lava lamp,
and a liter of natural yogurt.
Jakob, you have to hit 12 kilos.
A lava lamp, a liter of yogurt -
- and a cargo bike.
I have two questions.
Question 1: What do you think
a cargo bike weighs?
Question 2: What do you think
a cargo bike weighs?
11.5 kilos. And then the lava lamp
weighs ... No, it's too much.
There was a liter of yogurt.
Habane was to hit 18 kilos
with things starting with R.
- You're honest when you break the rules.
- This one is completely legit.
I actually agree that these were tools.
Can you give us an indication
of how the two handled it?
I can reveal that one did really badly.
We are waiting to tell people
that it was Jakob Thrane.
- Seriously?
- Yes. Who are we going to see now?
We jump on to Neel and Anders.
Neel chose K. It's 11 kilos.
Anders chose A and must hit one kilo.
I have to put something here
and then it has to weigh 11,000 grams.
That's 11 kilos. K. Potatoes.
[Kartofler]
What weighs one kilo and
starts with A? Oranges. [Appelsiner]
I don't know if there are oranges.
Wait here.
K ...
Something heavy with K.
How much does a camera [kamera] weigh?
Apollinaris. [bottled water brand]
50 cl. I mean, it's 500 grams.
But...
How much does the bottle weigh?
Maybe I should pour
a little off. Cheers.
- Camera. It starts with K.
- Is it filming?
- Say hello to your mother.
- Hi Mom.
We do this. Down in the potatoes.
That's my guess.
- Did you close the refrigerator?
- I'm closing the fridge.
At home in my own I have
a pig that says "hello, fatty" -
- when I open the fridge at night.
Do you know that?
There are 1000 grams here.
Neel, behind the camera
you're not worth much.
- I can't be sharp.
- I could hardly see Mark.
- I think it suited him.
- He's never been prettier.
It seems like two solid efforts.
Mark is in control of how close
you came. How did they do?
It went better than it did
for Habane and Thrane.
Neels K-things weighed 9.3 kilos.
That's 1.7 kilos from the goal.
And Anders, your Apollinaris
ended up weighing 980 grams -
- so you were a paltry
20 grams from the target.
You should have selected a carton.
It looks good for Anders Breinholt,
but we are missing Annika Aakjær.
She reads the task
in a real Annika Aakjær way.
"Make this scale weigh 1000 grams."
Is it the scale itself
that should weigh 1000 grams?
It is poorly worded.
I found another scale.
Well, I have to make
this one weigh 1000 grams.
- There. No. There. Did you see that?
- Yes, I saw it.
What are you doing here?
I get the scale to weigh
1000 grams on another scale.
"Make the scale weigh 1000 grams."
I admit.
It can well be understood as such.
That's what you do. I accept that.
- Let's distribute points.
- One point for Jakob.
- You shot 30.6 kilos past the goal.
- Is that right?
I said it was a bad idea with that yogurt.
Two points to Habane for a guess
that was 7.5 kilos past the goal.
Three points for Neel. 1.7 kilos.
Four points for Anders. 20 grams below.
Annika has been approved.
Five points for your loophole.
It also means that Annika is in the lead.
Right now Annika is in the lead,
but there is one more chance.
The final task that takes place here on stage.
Time for the final task.
One of the participants introduces
us to what it's all about.
Correct. Annika, do you want to read aloud?
- Yes.
- Here you go.
"Fill your glass with water."
"You must wear the goggles correctly
during the entire task."
"If you make a big mess,
you'll be disqualified."
"Best glass of water wins."
- Best? What the hell is the best?
- I shouldn't have peed.
- What color should the water be?
- "You have 200 seconds."
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Down with the goggles.
The 200 seconds start now.
- What are you doing, Habane?
- What's this about?
It's over here. Mark, Mark.
- Habane, Habane.
- Look for it, damn it.
How clammy, man. There is
no water in any of them.
- Not all of them.
- No, it's not water.
- How are you, Anders?
- I'm afraid there are frogs in it.
Yikes ... What was that?
Five seconds. Three, two, one ...
- Time's up.
- Step away from the glasses.
- Step away from the glasses.
- For Christ's sake.
- How disgusting.
- A mocha-cola-sunrise.
Mark, I've promised there are
points for the best glass of water.
I have to ask you to
taste the five blends -
- and see which are water,
and which are other liquids.
- Hell.
- To you from me. It's iced tea.
No, it's not iced tea.
- We're trying Annika's.
- It's vinegar.
- What is it, Mark?
- There's a little vinegar in it.
Now it's getting tired, I can feel it.
It was actually excellent.
Gosh ...
Just rinse after.
It's a clean glass of water.
- It's water!
- Holy shit.
- And then...
- You are a good and nice person.
We have known each other for a long time.
You should not drink it.
It's you. Call your doctor.
It's 118 or 1813.
[emergency phone numbers]
- It's an annoying one.
- Let go now.
The last thing I tasted
was really disgusting.
- What do you say? Is it okay?
- Pretty good.
Am I wrong, or did I
see a whole raw egg yolk?
It's a glass of pickled cucumbers,
just without cucumbers.
Neel Rønholt had the best glass of water.
- Did you have a strategy?
- I thought you had made it difficult.
- The water was down here.
- That's true.
I got them out and then I
walked all the way around.
The cartridge belt around
the waist was exclusively water.
We were closer to water
with Jakob than with Annika.
On the other hand, we were far
from water with both Anders and Habane.
The points are distributed as follows:
Worst water, Anders and Habane.
Shared fourth place with two points.
There are three surprising points
to Annika Aakjær's egg taste.
Four points for Jakob Thrane,
five for Neel for the cleanest water.
Who won tonight's program?
- My savior, Neel Rønholt.
- Take possession of your prize.
The final task tonight was
the clean water for Neel Rønholt-
- who wins a unique Natholds cup.
I once heard this from
a bewitched field mouse -
who had been bewitched
of another field mouse.
It said, "Thank you for tonight."
Danish text: Martin Schiær
Danish Video Text
- No ...
- Last verse!
Good evening and welcome to Stormester -
- where five celebrities are in their
fifth week of struggling to solve tasks -
- to the best, second-best,
or third-best of their ability.
My name is Lasse Rimmer, and I
am the greatest among champions.
I have to be sauced into impression.
Who makes the sauce? Anders Breinholt.
Neel Rønholt.
Mahamad Habane.
Annika Aakjær.
And Jakob Thrane.
I'm sitting better than ever
next to Mark Le Fêvre.
I don't know how many people know this -
- but Le Fêvre is French
and means "duct tape enthusiast".
- No ...
- Yes, I'm pretty sure.
As an assistant, you are responsible
for putting clothes on for both of us.
What happened?
Yeah, okay. That's my idea. When
I got the idea, I thought "yes".
Then I saw it, and now I think "no".
But now I'm back to "yes" because
it's insanely nice to wear.
When I include all the factors -
- and that is my responsibility
as your boss -
- then I will say,
that it is insanely gorgeous.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Good work, Mark.
You are a humboldt, not an
emperor penguin, so relax.
We start ...
We start each week by seeing
what's at stake on the program.
One of the participants was
asked to bring today's prize.
It's dear to the person,
so there's a bit at stake.
Today's prize is provided
by Anders Breinholt.
That's correct. What should I say?
For the past 10 years, earthenware
has been a big part of my working life.
At Natholdet [the show he hosts],
we have a cup -
- which we give away to people
who have been on the program.
It comes in different shapes and colors -
- is made for eight and a half [~US$1.35]
by some children out in Bangladesh.
That's not true. They are made very
environmentally consciously in Sweden.
Barely...
But there's a cup that's one of a kind.
Therefore, it is the
right cup to have today.
That color and design is
only available in one copy.
A single copy.
- I want it.
- Anders' unique Natholds cup.
There is only one.
We'll play for it tonight.
Throughout the season, contestants
compete for this trophy.
Don't look directly at it.
You could go blind.
It's almost too much.
I've been looking forward to
the fifth trip to the arena.
We start out with a quick task.
- You've got a hat on.
- Yes, thanks.
You can do anything with hats.
I can sense that.
- You look good.
- You too.
There is a small task.
Do you feel ready?
Come here, stupid task. It was there.
I sat down because I thought I should.
It was there. Here you go.
How did you do that?
"Design and showcase the
best quick change of clothes."
"The best quick change of clothes."
- "Change of clothes" is a strange word.
- "You have five minutes."
Designing a change of clothes?
- "Best and fastest wins."
- "Time starts now."
I have five minutes to design it.
Fast from one to the other.
I have an idea.
Is this the day when people should
see me in women's lingerie?
- You could do that well.
- See you later, Mark.
How does it feel to reveal
your private hygiene -
- by saying that changing
clothes is a weird word?
It was more the phrase
"design a change of clothes".
It's all about changing clothes.
A special blend of
variety and quick dressing.
I'm one of the few people who
really likes that kind of thing.
People run in behind a plate
and come out again as chefs.
It has to be surprising and fast.
And then I want a show.
Who are you?
- Where do we start?
- Nice to get to know new aspects.
I have gathered four participants
except the man -
- for whom, it seems, change of
clothes is a strange word.
Here comes my change of clothes.
Hi, Mark. Do you want to see
a nice change of clothes?
- Then those are my hands.
- You really have your arms up.
Time!
Knock...
- Hi, Mark.
- Hi, Annika.
Do you want to plug it in here?
Can you see what I am?
- You look like shit.
- It shines inside me.
It's corn. Are you ready
for a quick transformation?
Okay. It's light.
It's like getting to the buffet
with just a small plate.
There is a lot to digest.
Is there anyone who you think
you should have borrowed their idea?
- Not Anders, at least.
- You didn't see it all either.
- Because it went so fast?
- Yes.
- You know how to egg on the audience.
- You wanted a show.
I found notes of burlesque
in my performance.
You seem luckier this week.
You're up to sit again.
Yes, it's starting to
turn around now. I'm pleased.
- I recovered in a quarter of an hour.
- That was nice.
- That's pretty lucky.
- You can never have faked illness.
If my teacher is watching, I never
faked illness in my school career.
My school was a career.
I'm sticking to that.
Now that you're well again ...
Did your disguise seem like hope,
now that you see it for yourself?
Now that I just see it ...
Inside my head I thought ...
I put my hands on my feet.
It's going so wrong.
It doesn't look quite right.
It's not as such a disguise.
It's just something else I do.
You're probably not the only
man who thinks it looks nicer -
- when he throws away
the clothes than it does.
- We are many.
- Yup.
To sum up, the fastest changes were -
- Neel's and Annika's.
May I sum up the assessment
while we see the fifth participant?
- Yes, we are missing Jakob Thrane.
- Was his change fast?
I will not reveal that.
But it was his, and it took the
longest time to clean up after.
- Hi, Mark.
- Hi, Jakob.
- Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm looking forward.
Then here comes my change of clothes.
- What?
- Yeah okay...
I'm a smurf.
I've changed into a smurf.
- It's a smurf.
- Yes.
- What was the idea behind it?
- We should have an extra layer on.
It's not enough with Jakob in a Speedo.
I just need to have 30 liters of sour milk
with blue food coloring on top of me.
After all, there was no requirement
for how much it had to suck.
Let's look at the points
in tonight's first task.
Let me be completely honest.
I went for tempo and show,
but Anders Breinholt gets one point.
- Fair enough.
- I didn't buy the illusion.
You also point out that it may not
have been a change of clothes.
You get two points.
Points for ambition, not pace.
Three points for Jakob Thrane.
And then there were two who
gave me show, pace, and surprise.
Neel, four points for you.
Obviously five to Annika.
Is there a task that combines
things that are rarely combined?
We have eggs and concrete.
It sounds like a café where you
pay 70 kroner [~US$11.25] for coffee.
- What do we have here, Mark?
- A task.
Great measures in relation to boars.
That looks funny. Is it
something to throw eggs?
- Own car today?
- Yes, I drove from Jutland.
I can sense the eggs
going down in them there.
- "Get the eggs into the concrete things."
- "If you get a whole egg down ..."
"... without the egg breaking,
it gives double."
"Do not move the chair
or the concrete things."
"You need to throw your eggs
while on the chair."
"Highest number of points wins."
Do you get one point for an egg?
You could have elaborated on that.
"You have 10 minutes.
Time starts now!"
- This one is relatively easy.
- Okay.
- I need them ...
- "Do not move the chair."
What is this? A first aid kit.
I stand on the chair and throw.
Then we see what happens.
Then we move on quickly.
Some of the tasks
must be easy to understand.
The eggs should go down into the concrete.
If it succeeds without destroying
the egg, there are double points.
The first aid kit is there if
you want to bandage preventively -
- and help the eggs on their way.
- It's only now ...
- Where were you that day?
- Who are we seeing, Mark?
- Anders Breinholt.
Let's see what happens...
You want to hit the one that
is standing with the two -
- right in the face. Like this.
- I'm done.
- Thanks for trying.
- What about "thank you for completing the task"?
- Thank you for completing the task.
- Well, you got one in?
- Yes, one.
Anders Breinholt.
Thank you for completing the task.
You see an innocent girl in concrete -
- and say: "I throw this egg
at her head, that sow."
I first saw her as an angel, which
makes it even more mind-numbing.
I get some rap text inside my head.
That's what I'm trying ...
That's why I say what I do.
She was also annoying to look at.
All persons shaped in stone are annoying.
Nice excuse to say "so".
"I had a rap text in my head."
"Sorry, honey. That was something
L.O.C." [Liam O'Connor, Danish rapper]
I don't like her stupid face.
It's not a human being, but a stone.
On Anders' behalf, I want
to say, "I'm sorry, so."
Anders Breinholt. Thanks.
It was a completed task, right?
- Yes, yes.
- How many did I hit? One?
How many points will it be?
It has become three points -
an apology to a sow
and a completed task.
You cannot be on Stormester
without smashing some eggs.
- Who are we going to see now?
- Jakob Thrane.
My impulse is that I
just feel like throwing.
There's some egg in it.
- There's some egg in it.
- A mysterious number of points for it.
You can knock it in, as
if your hand were a racket.
We probably have a better
chance in the big one.
- I got it in my head.
- Put the jacket in the concrete.
Then you are welcome to count it.
I enjoyed throwing things at you.
See you. Thanks for the help.
Stop it. Let me just emphasize something.
Each item states how many points it gives.
- Did the idea of firing work?
- The idea with Mark was good.
But he then began to use volleyballs.
- You asked me to do it.
- Is it called a backlash?
- I lift.
- We have to get them down.
- Then you had to be more precise.
- We didn't hit shit.
Is this your first time working together
to get eggs into concrete containers?
It almost sounds like that. It's
embarrassing that you're arguing.
We have to go out and practice afterwards.
I have a sow we can throw after.
How did Jakob's effort
work in terms of points?
Fine. Two eggs in a container
for five points gives ten points.
In terms of suits,
things went really badly.
Eggs cannot come out of a suit.
- Ten points and a ruined suit.
- I'm sorry.
The first two got three and ten points.
It does not break the scale.
Would you like to see Annika
blow up the scale by 500 points?
I would like that. Does she comply
with the rules along the way?
You'll have to judge for yourself.
- This gives one point, right?
- It could well indicate that.
How much does it give down here?
25! "Release your eggs while on the chair."
I can do this. Release my eggs.
Annika? Do you release
it when you put it down?
That's a annoying question, Mark.
- I'm putting it down.
- We'll have to take it up with Lasse.
Oh yes. Lasse ...
- Last egg.
- "What did you do today?" Laid eggs.
I don't know what to say.
Are you satisfied, Annika?
- Very.
- You're very happy.
The rules say that the egg must be
released while on the chair.
- I laid them.
- Without releasing them?
- Did you keep holding on?
- Emotionally, I held on.
- We're connected. These are my eggs.
- Surprisingly well argued.
Do you want to take points from a mother?
You almost bring it home, but there
are a few meters in to the quay.
You have not broken the rules,
so you will not be disqualified.
But I won't give any
points for the eggs.
Let’s see if it gives points to get
an egg in a competition with eggs.
- No!
- Yes.
How do you do worse
than Annika's zero points?
- Mahamad Habane can do it.
- Oh...
- What now?
- I have an idea.
I need something really long.
Mark, can you stay here?
Okay, stop.
Of course.
They just need to get down to
business. It can only be this one.
It's just...
That's it. It wasn't a difficult task.
I'm just going.
- No, how annoying!
- It's damn tacky.
How annoying.
One would think that others had discovered
that there was a pipe next to the chair.
But it pays to check how many points it gives.
If you multiply minus by minus,
then it gives something ...
If now the first point gives minus 2.
Then we can just multiply
the next points by minus 2.
Then it constantly switches
between minus 2 and 0.
- If the number is odd ...
- Then it's minus 2.
Was it you who had never dabbled in math?
Yes ... I had not seen the stupid minus.
- Mark, how many points did Mahamad get?
- Minus 34.
- How unreasonable.
- Yes, it's tacky.
- Then we're just missing Neel.
- Yes. Let's throw ourselves into it.
I've found something. There's something here.
Try looking here.
I'm trying.
- Is it coming down?
- You have taped the opening.
- You're just keeping it here.
- You have two minutes and 45 seconds.
I'm taking all this off. Please
try again. You hold the tube.
- Did it come out?
- It's in the opening.
The idea is good, right?
- There's an egg.
- How much time do I have?
- 47 seconds.
- Put it in there.
All the way down.
- There will be three delicious.
- Two seconds.
- Time's up.
- Well, it went ... mixed.
You're the first to think:
"Why is there a vent pipe
on a football stand?"
I wish I had seen that there
were points on the pipes.
Then I could have gotten more.
Which point tubes did Neel hit?
You hit a five-point pipe. However,
the egg smashed. Five points.
Then you hit nine ...
Nine whole eggs down for
one point each. It gives 18.
Plus five. 23 in total.
Then we just need to have points
distributed from one to five.
One point to Habane
for a score of minus 34.
Two points for Annika.
Three points for Anders.
Four points for Jakob
and five for Neel Rønholt.
You know what I'm in
an uncontrollable mood for?
- I want a fun job.
- This one is called "have fun".
It's obvious.
There aren't that many things.
- "Have fun."
- "Have fun."
What is fun? Well, "have fun".
- "You have two minutes."
- "And then you await the next task."
"Time starts now." Hold on.
Then it's good to have a comedian.
Welcome Mark Le Fêvre. Goodbye, Mark.
- Do you just want to talk?
- Don't you have a repertoire?
Come right here. When was
the last time I went to bed?
Welcome to Taskmaster Mark Le Fêvre.
- For you or the camera?
- The camera. Come up with a joke.
No...
What I do is usually
a story or a situation.
- Are you having fun?
- Yes.
Are you having fun too?
- I have asthma. Relax.
- Time's up.
Shall we go in and have a drink?
We can do that right now.
Funny, Annika!
One minute and 20 seconds, Jakob.
- Is there time?
- Shall we swing?
Has it been a long time
since you rocked?
That's damn fun.
I've wanted to try it for a long time.
Grab this with your mouth.
Are you ready?
Is this just the funniest
time anyone's ever had?
Always safety first.
Shut up, it's fun.
- We'll cut that out.
- Time's up.
- I had fun.
- It was fucking fun.
See you, Mark.
- Hi, Mark.
- Now we are here again.
I get deja-vu.
"- Make an exact re-creation ..."
- "... of the previous solution."
- "Most accurate re-creation wins."
- "You have two minutes. Time starts now."
Okay...
It's a two-part task. You didn't
know that in the first part.
There are no points
to pick up for the first part.
And that being said ... Neel.
It's a woman with small children -
- who is told she has two minutes,
and then chose to lie down a bit.
I had not lain down for several years.
I most wanted to lie there with Mark.
Points are given on how
the second part is solved.
Mark, how do we decide this?
We have put their creations together.
Then we compare the creations
with the original works.
It provides unique material to judge from.
We see Neel lying down
and relaxing on two screens.
It's an award-winning program, Habane.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the always phenomenal -
- Mark Le Fêvre.
- You just have to say something funny.
- Do you just want to talk?
Come right here. When was
the last time I lay down?
30 seconds of very funny
stand-up comedian Mark Le Fêvre.
In Danish or English?
- What happens?
- I'm going to chase you.
Then you jump down there,
and then I run this way.
Mark!
I have asthma. Relax.
Shall we go in and have
a drink? I'm buying.
- One minute and 20 seconds, Jakob.
- Is there time, Mark?
That's damn fun.
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
Safety first.
We'll cut it out. We just cut it out.
- Great, Mark.
- It's fun.
Fucking fun.
What's really more fun?
Having fun on command -
- or re-creating two minutes
of fun, also on command?
0-0.
Sad result.
I actually think you did really well.
There are a few small flaws.
Jakob. One time you throw with your right
hand, the next time with your left hand.
I am strict but fair.
- First a black, and then a blue helmet.
- I couldn't find the black one.
You used it two minutes ago.
I also feel like someone had hidden it.
It could be medical illness, Annika Aakjær.
The tiny beauty flaws make a difference.
Two points for Jakob Thrane.
Two points for Mahamad Habane.
And three points for the rest of you.
What does that do for the position?
It turns upside down ...
No, Neel is still in the lead.
- What are we going to do now?
- A task with breadsticks.
As well as slide and watermelon.
If that sounds weird -
- you haven't seen Stormester before.
- God's peace.
- What is it?
Is this part of the task?
I love watermelon.
That may be changing.
"Push the watermelon up the slide and
into the goal with the breadsticks."
"Only breadsticks may touch the watermelon."
- Is it a breadstick?
- It's a stick of bread.
- "Do not move the slide."
- "Fastest wins."
"Bonus for the fewest breadsticks used."
I've never said that before.
- "Time starts now."
- This is stupid.
How strong are they?
"Push the watermelon up
the slide with breadsticks."
Can you just summarize the rules?
The watermelon should be pushed
up the slide only with breadsticks.
There are bonus points for the
fewest number of used breadsticks.
And only breadsticks are allowed
to touch the watermelon.
It sounds like you want to show
me a participant who uses something else.
- Anders Breinholt.
- Well, for crying out loud.
"Time starts now."
- No, no. May I pick it up?
- What does the task say?
This is fine. Only my palms
are on the melon.
No, on the sticks. Are you looking?
It's crumbling. It's a breadstick.
I stick with my thumb.
On one breadstick.
- There are still crumbs in between.
- I can faintly sense it.
How can I get short of breath?
Holy shit.
Contact was shown between
Anders and the watermelon.
Yes, I should have taken
them all from the start.
- But that's not what you did.
- No. No more talking about it.
- You are disqualified.
- Fair enough.
- Mark, who are we going to see now?
- Annika and Jakob.
You can only touch the watermelon
with the breadsticks.
Great for participants
who follow the rules.
The thick one must have more power.
Maybe you can use them
as if they were chopsticks?
Mark, aren't you going to help me?
"Do not move the slide."
I guess I have to lift it.
- Can you lift it here?
- Yes.
- "Push the watermelon up ..."
- Do it properly.
Like that. And then
just push the last one.
Can you support it? Yes.
- Thanks for the help.
- You're welcome.
I agree that the rules
are interpreted literally.
But would you have gotten the idea
if you hadn't been told about it?
- I was told about it.
- Do you think you moved the slide?
- No, it was Mark who did it.
- Of his free will.
Just before we filmed,
he said he wanted to lift it.
He did it all of a sudden,
and I could use that.
I have had Mark as an assistant
for several seasons.
I can stress that he has
almost no free will.
He does what he is told.
Someone used him as a human tool.
Then you have moved the slide
yourself. Yes, you have.
I don't have to get angry.
I cut to the bone.
One, two, three participants are disqualified.
- Like that.
- Don't start.
- We still need to see you.
- It was an annoying task.
I fucked up, but afterwards
I found out what one should have done.
Shouldn't we just see
how Mahamad fucks up?
There's a catch here.
"Fewest ..." Okay.
This is duct tape, right? Like that.
I'm just using this.
It's still a stick.
What's happening now, Habane?
That's the finish line now. Are you ready?
Then it just needs to be straight over.
It's still a loaf of bread ...
You can do that well ...
Duct tape has touched it.
The duct tape has touched, man.
The duct tape has touched.
I'm sorry.
- What were you thinking?
- You should take the breadstick.
Blend it, take water on your hands,
and then push with the crumbs.
Good idea.
It's right afterwards that I found out.
- And then bake them like gloves.
- I had exactly the same thought.
- How long did we have?
- Fastest wins.
Right now, non-disqualified
winners are winning.
Habane, you make it unique
that you disqualify yourself.
- "No, now I'm breaking the rules."
- It should actually give points.
I actually think your honesty
is worth five points.
On a completely different program than this.
Here you will be disqualified.
You get a nice, round zero.
Everything it takes to get
five points in this task -
- and avoid becoming the first team
in Stormester ever -
- where all five participants
will be disqualified -
in the same task.
- It's up to me now.
- Do you think we will be happy?
- I don't know.
- We will see.
"Push the watermelon up the slide"
- and over the finish line
with breadsticks."
No, for hell.
I think I should have
moved that finish line.
Then I just have to have it up there.
Can I start over?
What are we going to do today?
You just have to get it ready.
Well, there's the finish line.
Funny, it doesn't sit further up.
It's a fun task.
Now it goes over the finish line.
- Are you satisfied?
- No.
Yes...
I'm sitting here reading
the rules for the task.
Nothing says you can't
move the finish line.
It would have been perfect if you
had done it on the first try.
- But I did not.
- You played "then we said ...".
And then we also said
that you are disqualified.
We stand with a zero, a zero, a zero,
and then a zero, and finally a zero.
- How many sticks were left?
- That's actually a possibility.
There are bonus points
for the fewest used breadsticks.
- How do we then distribute the points?
- If we do it that way ...
One point for Anders for 48 used breadsticks.
Two points for Neel, who used 35.
Three points to Annika for 10.
Four points to Jakob for four.
Habane. One loaf of bread
and a lot of honesty.
Honesty always pays off.
Unless you're in court.
- What are we going to see now?
- Something that goes better.
Something with some weight and the alphabet.
I'll take that.
What's up, pussycat ...
- Hi, Mark.
- What's this about?
- Is that a scale?
- That's it, yes.
Last time I weighed 87.3 kilos.
But that was before the summer holidays.
What does it say?
"Say a letter from the alphabet.
You have ten seconds."
- A.
- L.
- Oh, so.
- We go with A.
We go with K.
- R.
- "Make the scale weigh 12,000 grams."
- "Make the scale weigh 1,000 grams."
- "18,000 grams."
- "1,000 grams."
- "11,000 grams."
- "Use only things starting with A."
- "Starting with L."
- "Most accurate wins."
- "You have 10 minutes."
"Time starts now."
Well so, well so, well so.
Mark, the five participants were
allowed to choose their own task.
How does it work with
the letters and the scale?
If you take B, the scale
must weigh two kilos -
- because B is the second letter
in the alphabet.
And then you can only use
things that start with B.
- Where do we start?
- With Jakob and Habane.
Jakob said L and must hit 12 kilos.
Habane said R and should hit 18.
Things starting with L.
Lance. Lens. Louse.
I'm going straight to the shed.
- What is this?
- A snow shovel.
No, a tool [redskab].
We take a lot of tools.
A loaded cargo bike. [ladcykel]
Here it comes.
- Where did you get it from?
- I found it down the road.
I have a hard time lifting it,
so it's probably 7-8 kilos.
It's a tool. There are many tools.
Shut up, this is a good tool.
I'm just stuffing something in.
Now it's a cargo bike.
Whatever is in it.
Two kilos. 500 grams. The tool
box must be included.
- I'm just trying to visualize.
- You have 40 seconds.
You just have to keep quiet ...
18,000 grams of tools.
I nailed it completely.
I actually think it's too heavy.
We leave one yogurt out.
A cargo bike, a lava lamp,
and a liter of natural yogurt.
Jakob, you have to hit 12 kilos.
A lava lamp, a liter of yogurt -
- and a cargo bike.
I have two questions.
Question 1: What do you think
a cargo bike weighs?
Question 2: What do you think
a cargo bike weighs?
11.5 kilos. And then the lava lamp
weighs ... No, it's too much.
There was a liter of yogurt.
Habane was to hit 18 kilos
with things starting with R.
- You're honest when you break the rules.
- This one is completely legit.
I actually agree that these were tools.
Can you give us an indication
of how the two handled it?
I can reveal that one did really badly.
We are waiting to tell people
that it was Jakob Thrane.
- Seriously?
- Yes. Who are we going to see now?
We jump on to Neel and Anders.
Neel chose K. It's 11 kilos.
Anders chose A and must hit one kilo.
I have to put something here
and then it has to weigh 11,000 grams.
That's 11 kilos. K. Potatoes.
[Kartofler]
What weighs one kilo and
starts with A? Oranges. [Appelsiner]
I don't know if there are oranges.
Wait here.
K ...
Something heavy with K.
How much does a camera [kamera] weigh?
Apollinaris. [bottled water brand]
50 cl. I mean, it's 500 grams.
But...
How much does the bottle weigh?
Maybe I should pour
a little off. Cheers.
- Camera. It starts with K.
- Is it filming?
- Say hello to your mother.
- Hi Mom.
We do this. Down in the potatoes.
That's my guess.
- Did you close the refrigerator?
- I'm closing the fridge.
At home in my own I have
a pig that says "hello, fatty" -
- when I open the fridge at night.
Do you know that?
There are 1000 grams here.
Neel, behind the camera
you're not worth much.
- I can't be sharp.
- I could hardly see Mark.
- I think it suited him.
- He's never been prettier.
It seems like two solid efforts.
Mark is in control of how close
you came. How did they do?
It went better than it did
for Habane and Thrane.
Neels K-things weighed 9.3 kilos.
That's 1.7 kilos from the goal.
And Anders, your Apollinaris
ended up weighing 980 grams -
- so you were a paltry
20 grams from the target.
You should have selected a carton.
It looks good for Anders Breinholt,
but we are missing Annika Aakjær.
She reads the task
in a real Annika Aakjær way.
"Make this scale weigh 1000 grams."
Is it the scale itself
that should weigh 1000 grams?
It is poorly worded.
I found another scale.
Well, I have to make
this one weigh 1000 grams.
- There. No. There. Did you see that?
- Yes, I saw it.
What are you doing here?
I get the scale to weigh
1000 grams on another scale.
"Make the scale weigh 1000 grams."
I admit.
It can well be understood as such.
That's what you do. I accept that.
- Let's distribute points.
- One point for Jakob.
- You shot 30.6 kilos past the goal.
- Is that right?
I said it was a bad idea with that yogurt.
Two points to Habane for a guess
that was 7.5 kilos past the goal.
Three points for Neel. 1.7 kilos.
Four points for Anders. 20 grams below.
Annika has been approved.
Five points for your loophole.
It also means that Annika is in the lead.
Right now Annika is in the lead,
but there is one more chance.
The final task that takes place here on stage.
Time for the final task.
One of the participants introduces
us to what it's all about.
Correct. Annika, do you want to read aloud?
- Yes.
- Here you go.
"Fill your glass with water."
"You must wear the goggles correctly
during the entire task."
"If you make a big mess,
you'll be disqualified."
"Best glass of water wins."
- Best? What the hell is the best?
- I shouldn't have peed.
- What color should the water be?
- "You have 200 seconds."
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Down with the goggles.
The 200 seconds start now.
- What are you doing, Habane?
- What's this about?
It's over here. Mark, Mark.
- Habane, Habane.
- Look for it, damn it.
How clammy, man. There is
no water in any of them.
- Not all of them.
- No, it's not water.
- How are you, Anders?
- I'm afraid there are frogs in it.
Yikes ... What was that?
Five seconds. Three, two, one ...
- Time's up.
- Step away from the glasses.
- Step away from the glasses.
- For Christ's sake.
- How disgusting.
- A mocha-cola-sunrise.
Mark, I've promised there are
points for the best glass of water.
I have to ask you to
taste the five blends -
- and see which are water,
and which are other liquids.
- Hell.
- To you from me. It's iced tea.
No, it's not iced tea.
- We're trying Annika's.
- It's vinegar.
- What is it, Mark?
- There's a little vinegar in it.
Now it's getting tired, I can feel it.
It was actually excellent.
Gosh ...
Just rinse after.
It's a clean glass of water.
- It's water!
- Holy shit.
- And then...
- You are a good and nice person.
We have known each other for a long time.
You should not drink it.
It's you. Call your doctor.
It's 118 or 1813.
[emergency phone numbers]
- It's an annoying one.
- Let go now.
The last thing I tasted
was really disgusting.
- What do you say? Is it okay?
- Pretty good.
Am I wrong, or did I
see a whole raw egg yolk?
It's a glass of pickled cucumbers,
just without cucumbers.
Neel Rønholt had the best glass of water.
- Did you have a strategy?
- I thought you had made it difficult.
- The water was down here.
- That's true.
I got them out and then I
walked all the way around.
The cartridge belt around
the waist was exclusively water.
We were closer to water
with Jakob than with Annika.
On the other hand, we were far
from water with both Anders and Habane.
The points are distributed as follows:
Worst water, Anders and Habane.
Shared fourth place with two points.
There are three surprising points
to Annika Aakjær's egg taste.
Four points for Jakob Thrane,
five for Neel for the cleanest water.
Who won tonight's program?
- My savior, Neel Rønholt.
- Take possession of your prize.
The final task tonight was
the clean water for Neel Rønholt-
- who wins a unique Natholds cup.
I once heard this from
a bewitched field mouse -
who had been bewitched
of another field mouse.
It said, "Thank you for tonight."
Danish text: Martin Schiær
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