Stormester (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 4 - Helt ind i sindet - full transcript
Why?!
- No ...
- Last verse!
Welcome to Stormester, where
we're almost halfway done.
The goal is the trophy with Denmark's
most golden twinkle in its eyes.
My name is Lasse Rimmer,
and I rule over Stormestria.
Here are my five subjects.
Anders Breinholt.
Neel Rønholt.
Mahamad Habane.
Annika Aakjær.
And Jakob Thrane.
Sitting perfectly next
to me is Mark Le Fêvre.
Le Fêvre is French and
means "ice cream maker".
I just have to ask.
What's going on?
I've been sponsored.
You don't understand how much money
there is in saying things like:
... a little better than
other good canned corn.
I get what Breinholt earns
in a month by saying:
... they really do make
the best amber jewelry.
- Take that off so we can get started.
- That's fine. I've earned plenty.
I need to get a belt from the
craftsmen, so let's get started.
After all, every program
is not just a battle for honor.
- There's also a prize from a participant.
- That's correct.
Each time a participant
brings a personal item -
- which one is desperate to win back.
Today, Jakob Thrane has brought something.
I have brought my fridge with me.
You win not only the fridge,
but also the contents.
I can quickly present it.
Now look at this.
I have delicious leftover
chili con carne.
A year and a half old sourdough.
And then I have some coleslaw,
which you probably shouldn't eat.
There is also sour cream dressing.
Outside there is a punch card
for my local pizzeria.
Only two are missing, so
you get the 12th for free.
It's a fuckin' good prize.
Maybe a grandfather-ish question,
but what energy class is it?
- A+.
- Thank you.
Jakob, it's your fridge plus contents
plus decorations on the door.
Throughout the season, we play
for this fine, spherical trophy.
Also recognizable as my golden face.
Enough about what is at stake.
- Mark Le Fevre, can we get the first task?
- Let's get started.
- Oh no.
- I'm insanely bad at darts.
This is very nice. Very inclusive.
Good to see that all the countries
of the world are united.
Primarily England, Canada,
and the USA. But good to see.
"Get the highest score."
- "Throw one arrow from one meter,"
- "three arrows from 2.37 meters,"
"or 60 darts from 10 meters away."
Is this 10 meters? It won't happen.
"You have to stand behind
the mark when you throw."
- The mark.
- You have 10 minutes.
- Highest score wins.
- It's a definite shit task.
Better put on some armor.
A wonderful pub sport.
Pointed arrows and drunken people.
- How are you with darts?
- Bad.
- Fine when I'm drunk. - Mahamad?
- I'm okay with that.
- Who should we see throw first?
- The one who said "shit task".
- Anders Breinholt.
- That's it.
I can't hit anything from 10 meters away.
I take three from 2.37.
- Are these the official measurements?
- Yes.
- Two.
- Yes, yes.
- Seven.
- No, it's out of the numbers.
- I'm just going, right?
- Yes, that's probably best.
I did my best.
Neither this nor that.
I only know this at pubs.
We can look forward to
drinking 60 draft beers.
I am very much looking
forward to that task.
I am good with both right and left.
Is there anything you would
have done differently?
I could have hit the target
with the other two darts.
- To get more points?
- Precisely.
- You got on the board. Who's next?
- Neel and Annika.
I don't really remember anything.
I remember best that
I get a little shitfaced.
You have to throw so hard!
I can only do this if I have
drunk gin and tonic.
- Should I pick one up?
- Yes.
- Hurry up, Mark.
- I'm hurrying.
It went a long way.
No, damn it, man.
- Think if there is a ...
- Who does all 60?
- It's probably Annika.
- It's already starting to work.
I can tell. I can tell ...
No, that's fucking annoying.
- Zero points.
- That's damn good.
- Have you chosen a number of arrows?
- Three.
This is the normal bar length.
How many arrows do you have left?
Three? Then you could have stood there.
I can't use that for anything now.
It was a good drink.
Double 18.
No!
It didn't hit either.
- Yes yes. 40 points?
- 40 points.
It seems like Mark's gin
and tonic hit the spot.
If you compare the two efforts -
- then 60 sober darts
gave zero points -
- while three alcohol-stiff
darts gave 40 points.
- I chose the wrong tactic.
- You hate darts.
And you hate throwing.
So why do it 60 times?
You know what? Yes...
That's a fair question
the man is asking.
It is well thought out.
I think I thought -
- that I would not hit,
no matter where I stood.
And then this was least embarrassing.
But I regretted it anyway.
It went on for a long while. And halfway,
I already knew it would never happen.
I hit a cameraman.
It was cut out.
We usually save the ones with the
ingenious solutions for the end.
- Is it like that tonight, too?
- Both, in fact.
I choose 60 at 10 meters distance.
I need 60 arrows. I can't really cheat.
I'm moving some things around.
It just needs to be 10 meters away.
I choose 60 darts from 10 meters.
And then I'm behind this one.
I must get it there, right?
- What does the task say?
- That I have to throw from 10 meters.
Why can't one cheat?
It's the bee-line.
- 20 points.
- Now I'm trying.
No...
Come on.
No, okay.
I throw three at once.
One of them was triple 10.
Yes! Is it inside?
No...
Now I throw, just like cowboys do.
No ... Now it's really embarrassing.
- There.
- Yes, right in the 5.
- We're down to ...
- Yes, it's close.
Last one.
No! It's the most embarrassing
moment of my life.
- Two left.
- So.
I am very satisfied. That's it.
- Shall we talk about that, Jakob?
- How annoying to edit me against ball-wizard Neymar.
I look like an idiot.
Couldn't you have put me with Neel?
- No offense.
- Don't worry about it.
You make it look easy, but you got
cocky with three at a time.
- Over the shoulder. With closed eyes.
- I had some extras.
Zero dart points for Neel
and Jakob respectively.
But you are not disqualified,
so you get a single point.
We gladly take that.
How did the other three
participants fare?
Five points to Habane
for a dart score of 90.
Four points to Annika
for a dart score of 40.
And Anders gets three Taskmaster points
for a dart score of two points.
- Look forward to my chili con carne.
- It's going to be cool, man.
- Mark! Another task.
- Yes, why not?
- Jakob Thrane.
- Mark Le Fêv-bro.
Tell me a soup you'd
like the recipe for.
A soup? A good, creamy mushroom soup.
What have you put there?
A chewed balloon?
Exciting.
Creamy mushroom soup.
"A good mushroom soup gets the
best out of the refined -
- and sometimes indefinable
mushroom flavor."
See the rest on teletext page 754.
- What is this?
- A balloon.
"Make something grow."
"Biggest difference in size wins."
- "You have eight weeks."
- "Time starts now."
- What can you make grow?
- Maybe I should get pregnant.
I could mentor someone and
make his potential grow.
Do you remember Jørn Ege? [controversial
plastic surgeon; penis/breast augmentation]
You can just Google him.
Maybe I should buy a pet.
Do any animals grow insanely fast?
I have another idea.
Look forward to seeing it.
Five brains start to creak.
"What is size really?"
"What happened to Mahamad?"
I've spent the last eight weeks on -
- making my misfortune grow.
I have some evidence.
I smash a mirror.
Going under a ladder ...
I'm looking for a cat
who can cross my path.
There I'm walking.
And there I'm run down.
There I'm run down.
Being run down I would
consider to be very unfortunate.
- It will be OK.
- Thanks.
I hardly dare say thank you
for your efforts.
The answer seems obvious,
but let's look at Neel.
I chose not to get pregnant.
What else can grow?
We have moved house,
so I planted a small seed.
It's really small.
It's called a garden cosmos.
Think it got so high.
- It got fertilizer and a greenhouse.
- Isn't that a sesame seed?
Or a poppy seed?
- “Then I ate some tebirkes ...” [pastry w/ poppy seeds]
- Is it one of the children's lice?
Fertilizer and greenhouse have
helped. Size is also scope.
That was also what I was thinking.
Biggest difference from start to finish ...
It's many thousands of times doubled.
I actually thought so, too.
I would like to congratulate you
on not getting pregnant.
Stupid to stand for the confirmation
and tell the reason.
To win a refrigerator.
It's good, the chili con carne.
Despite Mahamad's sad condition -
- I would consider
that you lead a bit.
- Mark, who now?
- What about Anders Breinholt?
Yes, that sounds good.
I did not go for penis enlargement,
despite the Jørn Ege reference.
There was no need for that.
I have also moved house. Maybe
there was a reason for that ...
I also moved house, and
before eight weeks ago -
- I laid rolling grass,
but it didn't grow.
Suddenly it grew strangely.
Was a Polish craftsman buried?
What do I know? They may
well have been enemies.
I'll find some fertilizer.
I've taken a picture.
That's how it looks.
Just an ordinary garden.
There is nothing to say but that
I have taken evidence with me.
I should have had a pointer.
Can you see the mole shots?
There I have been a little
eager with the fertilizer.
That was eight weeks ago.
I didn't say it was funny.
Now, in prime time, I'm coming
in with a bag of grass -
- from my lawn. That's the proof
that it's grown.
Both in size and height. Yes, this is the
most boring feature in Stormester ever.
It's grass, and it's grown.
Two sets of green thumbs
and a man with huge mishaps.
Who are we going to see now?
Fortunately, we will
move on to Annika Aakjær.
I have a Danish-Swedish farm dog.
A small dog breed.
She turns four on November 25th.
She's a Sagittarius. It doesn't matter.
She pulls a lot on the leash.
Sagittariuses know what they want.
They are their very own.
She is four years old, grown up,
and weighs 7-8 kilos.
We can see the before picture.
Here is Tove.
The world's cutest dog.
How big could she be if I gave her ...?
Pig feed from Danish pig breeders.
That's how they make them grow.
I made a video with
how big she has become.
How big have you grown, Tove.
You have grown.
You're bigger than the Earth now.
It works, the pig feed.
- So ...
- Before you say anything.
Others are not nimble enough
to see it, but you do.
- It's an optical illusion.
- You admit it now.
In fact, I got started before
I was asked to participate -
- to make something grow.
But it got a little out of control.
I started around the turn of the year.
I don't want to stand by it.
That's why I made the sloppy solution.
Something grew. I'm not proud.
I have a picture here.
Is that you licking
a bat from China?
I'll be damned!
It tasted good. Worth it!
The first was an optical illusion,
but then came the truth.
- You started the corona.
- A real bat.
I have seen four things grow.
What are we going to see now?
We're going to Jakob Thrane.
Yes...
- Well, for crying out loud.
- No, no, no.
What now? You can leave your hat on.
That's how I had it in kindergarten.
Just turn around again.
- It has also been fertilized.
- How absurd.
You have, quite civilly, had it growing
on your neck for eight weeks.
I’ve often worn turtlenecks
these last weeks.
I am generally
deathly jealous of hair.
Five very different solutions.
We have been to the garden twice.
We have been in traffic, out in
the world, and on Jakob's neck.
I am not convinced of the
illusion or the pandemic.
You get a single point.
Mahamad Habane.
It’s sad, but you didn’t really look when
crossing the street. You're not unlucky.
Just stupid in traffic.
Two points.
It's also very ...
It's unfortunate.
That's pretty unfortunate.
- That's the proof, Lasse.
- That you should have more points?
If you get fewer points,
then it's unfortunate.
Then there are the three
more tangible things.
I'm impressed with the neck hair,
but you get third place, Thrane.
- Three points for the whip.
- It's a personal sacrifice!
Four points for Anders Breinholt.
Five points for Neel Rønholt.
Eight weeks of hard work
getting things to grow.
I'm not dead, Neel.
It probably won't last that long.
I'm just prepping a little.
Mark, what about the position?
Habane and Anders are
in the lead with seven points.
I might as well need -
- someone to draw a portrait of me
on 16 randomly placed sheets of paper.
It was a very specific order.
I may have what you need.
- Oh no.
- Hi, Mark.
It's sudoku, that's it.
You are a dog owner. This section is called
"eating and rolling in excrement".
"Once the dog has acquired
a taste for the abominable stuff -
- it swallows it faster
than you can say no to."
"In the next second,
it gives the owner a kiss."
Oh.
Talk is cheap. Math is science.
- There are some numbers.
- Yes.
"Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster
with 16 sheets of paper."
- "Do not remove the papers from the board."
- Annoying.
"When the job is done,
the papers are laid to fit."
"Best portrait wins.
You have 20 minutes."
- Is the task understood?
- I'm too stupid to understand that.
- I have to draw.
- There are 16 sheets here.
The first will come to lie over here.
It will be difficult.
Let's get started.
I look forward to the artworks.
But the participants do not understand
the rules. Who are we seeing?
- We can start with Anders.
- I think so, too.
- Did you understand the task?
- No.
I went for it, like when
making old animated films.
Think Disney.
Frost and other great works.
When they draw, you can flip
through and see it all.
That's what I ...
Just run the tape.
- Talk is cheap.
- Let's see if you think Disney.
That's his glasses, right?
He's a fun comedian.
That's his mouth.
That's his nose.
Such plump hair he has.
Smoke the crack pipe.
- How did it go?
- It's going to be good.
Now my name is on that painting.
Hello. Goodbye.
Are you closer to understanding
the task now?
I would have liked Habane's
explanation from the intro.
It's also wild that you
understood it that way.
I also wouldn't have understood it
if I were to make it now.
- I'm not good at drawing.
- "Smoke the crack pipe".
I get stressed when I have to draw.
That stress is behind you now.
Let's see the portrait when we laid
out the 16 sheets as instructed.
Why see it now? We can just
see some of the others first.
- Here it comes.
- It's abstract.
I have done something that
wasn't part of the task.
Putting them on top of each other
would still not make sense.
It's such a thing that my girls
had when they were little.
Paper dolls.
Good idea. Let's see
what it looks like.
That's Lasse Rimmer.
Now you are happy with yourself.
Let's see some people who
have understood the task.
There are three.
Habane, Neel, and Annika.
I don't have to draw him.
I can just look for this.
So.
The glasses are in 7 and 16.
It's upside down!
Are some of them upside down, or what?
It's hard to think this way.
Around the 12th.
There we have to like ...
Wow. What a jaw line.
- It is of course...
- There's something with the proportions.
He has broad shoulders.
Some of the numbers
are reversed incorrectly.
No, for ...
No, okay. Yes, it is.
It needs a little more.
After all, eyes are
the mirror of the soul.
He gets a very big face.
- 20 seconds.
- Yes.
- Time's up.
- No ...
It's going to be really nice.
It will be very nice.
Can you do the same as
you did with Breinholt?
- Put them on top of each other?
- Yes.
What I have done will not be good.
Are you sure? We've been
trying to put it together.
- So.
- It's perfect.
You made a-ha's "Take On Me" video -
- where he goes into a cartoon.
- Morten Harket comes in and saves him.
- That's absolutely right.
Annika, what do you think
about your efforts?
I've made a mistake.
I made a model on the sheet itself
so I could look back and forth.
I've used that technique many times.
I'm not used to having
to turn it all around.
I've made a technical error
where your cheek turns wrong.
- That's what happens.
- Let's see what happens.
- Oh yeah.
- Yes, yes.
- Was it after your gin and tonic?
- I draw best when I'm drunk.
- I sense that.
- It's not bad at all.
Your part is at the bottom.
The two should have been swapped around.
Your beard should be on the other side.
I actually think it's a really nice effort.
- Neel praises you, too.
- If you could just swap around.
Are you as happy to draw
as you are tired of darts?
I like to draw.
Now we have to see how it went.
But I then imagine that
I have the talent to draw.
-I have to be careful what I say.
-It was a fun task.
Let's see.
- No ...
- Yes, yes, yes.
I don't remember
drawing the Taskmaster -
- as a slim 22-year-old.
I am so happy.
- There's a double chin.
- I had that then, too.
We are missing a single participant.
Who is it?
- We are missing Jakob Thrane.
- They have saved the best for last.
- Let's see.
- Did he bend the rules?
Yes, he has managed to bend the rules.
Whether that is an advantage is a
completely different matter. Look here.
I have to ... I can't.
Can YOU take the papers off the board?
Then we'll go out into the garden.
They are annoying to deal with.
It's lying there.
No!
I've got it under control.
2, 6, 5. I'm starting
to get a little swamped.
There was a stone.
Who put that there?
Now lie down.
I continue.
- You made it.
- Let's just say it.
You start with an ingenious loophole.
"Do not take the
papers off the board."
But you realize that you can ...
Get Mark to do it.
Then I choose to go outside
in the windy weather.
How do you think the
finished result turned out?
I think it's pretty good.
- Let's just see it.
- We can easily do that.
Yes, yes.
Did I forget to draw half a mouth?
It's not there.
What happened ...
It's going to sound silly.
You drew on the back of the paper.
- That's not how you should turn them around.
- I've seen five portraits.
A single point for Anders.
Mahamad, two points for you.
Three points for Jakob.
Four points for Annika.
And clearly the best was Neel Rønholt.
- Mark, will you give me another task?
- No.
- What did you say?
- I said no.
You don't have to start an argument ...
Okay.
Good day, Mark Le Fêvre.
- Okay.
- There is half a task.
It is cut in half. Exciting.
- "Have an argument."
- "Have an argument."
"With yourself."
Then I just collect them.
"Have an argument."
It is already well underway.
"With yourself."
- "You have 10 minutes ..."
- "To prepare your argument."
"The best argument wins."
- "Time starts ..."
- "Now."
"Time starts now."
- Argue with myself.
- About what?
Why you have not done
anything with your life.
- Rap battle.
- A mirror and a belt.
Are you mad that you're
not that good at rap battle?
- Do you often have arguments with yourself?
- He thinks it's arguments.
- Well, something like that?
- Yes.
There are the glasses.
I can run a lawsuit against myself.
I know what it's all about.
"Dear Lasse ..."
- How do I wear it?
- "When are you firing Mark?"
Stop it...
The best argument with oneself -
- ends up winning the task.
I'm very nervous.
I think it went really bad.
- The two of you haven’t reconciled?
- There are theatrics involved.
- You're better at ...
- I don't remember what happened.
Subsequently, my back had ...
Was it there?
- Shall we refresh them?
- We gain insight into his gloomy mind.
That's right, yes.
Then you're there again, huh?
Stupid pig.
Speak nicely. It's just an argument.
Your fat animal. You fat pig.
How much more money do
you think you can make?
How fucking fat you are.
Now you take the belt.
And then you give yourself
ten lashes with the belt.
- Okay, then I'll take the belt.
- Yes, then you take the belt.
Come on, harder.
Then we forget it again.
Then everything is fine.
So you can argue
without flogging yourself.
The rules don't say that
you must punish yourself.
- It's a very one-sided argument.
- As a film connoisseur, I think ...
Strong Taxi Driver reference.
Great work.
It's coming to me now. Of course.
Thanks. You're so nice.
You can clap a little for that.
Can we have one more?
From someone who feels fat and rich
to someone who is a little nervous.
Let's see.
So what? Are you ready or what?
- I don't want to battle.
- Don't want, or don't you dare?
Like a little pussycat peeing
in his pants day and night?
No, it's because you're so insanely bad.
You know what, that’s what you are!
You're like rings spreading
in the water like shit.
I'm ashamed to breathe
the same air as you.
Same air. I think you've
lost your mind.
And in a little while,
I think you've evaporated.
- Yes, I actually think so.
- Okay.
Your mother is ugly,
and she smells like a man -
- who lives down in
a bucket of old ass.
Again, quite one-sided.
One part was Jakob Thrane.
And then MC Sucks at Freestyling.
It wasn't even freestyle.
It was scripted.
- I've prepared that.
- Who are we going to see now?
Habane. Arguing or discussing ...
- Look here.
- You don't know.
I was pretty good
at reading from here.
- It's like ...
- What the hell are you saying?
Didn't I read properly, Mark?
What the hell are you doing?
Didn't we just agree -
- that we must not throw things away?
Shut up now, man.
I'm doing exactly what ...
You did not. Come over here, Mark.
Try to see.
See this page. And so over there.
You have to shut up.
You shouldn't interfere at all.
- Return.
- I'm going back.
Where are you going, Mark?
Come over here. Honestly.
- You just asked me ...
- What is this?
Why are you really here?
Didn't I just ask you to leave us?
Yes, but then you also said
I should come in again.
Thanks for the help, Mark. You tried.
But he's just impossible.
If it has to be that way,
then I don't bother at all.
You have to solve it with him
and his stupid half task.
It was good. It was really good.
Shouting and opposing emotions.
The perfect argument.
It just looks silly that no one
is standing on the other side.
- I should have thought about that.
- I got help from the cameramen.
They cut me into the picture.
They forgot to tell you that.
Yes, that was not exactly said.
You didn't spend much
time on preparation.
You are told it's an argument,
and then you start arguing.
I'm not getting started.
It's the other him.
One can't see him on the other side.
There were lots of emotions.
Can we top that at all?
Emotionally, we need to see
some even wilder fluctuations.
Annika Aakjær.
When you see something in the fridge that
you know you are not going to use -
- why don't you take it out?
Then with the asparagus -
- I saw something exciting on Netflix
and didn't bother to cook.
Why aren't I doing something right there?
I have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to prevent ...
- Why?!
- Why are you shouting at me so much?
- I hate you.
- Why are you being so mean to me?
I will kill you!
If you don't learn soon that
you shouldn't buy asparagus.
You know you're not using them.
You're too lazy to cook.
So...
- How's the fridge?
- We're in couples therapy.
- There are still rotten things.
- This comes naturally to you.
Yes. And it always goes like this.
We put on some fun clothes,
and then we cry.
I hope you get a better relationship
with you and your fridge.
I think you need that.
A new refrigerator is at stake.
- Don't worry; I'll remove the coleslaw.
- Otherwise it will never come out.
It's going to be a divorce
if I get that fridge.
Don't give me too much.
I can't deal with that.
We are missing the actor Neel Rønholt.
There is talk of firing.
Now remember, this is fiction.
- It's something we play.
- It's you she's talking about firing.
Just play the clip, Mark. It's okay.
- I'm not taking any more of this shit!
- Don't do it, Neel.
You don't get me on other thoughts!
"Dear Lasse ..."
You're not firing Mark.
"When are you firing Mark Le Fêvre?"
- Shut up!
- No more defeats to a bald man.
Neel. You can't fire
a man from Jutland.
You can fire Jutlanders.
Have you heard his dialect?
He'll never get a job again.
If you send that letter,
I'm smashing Lasse's ostrich egg.
- No!
- I'll do it.
No, he loved that egg!
No no no...
That was good.
- Four years at theater school ...
- It shows.
Do I have a strange dialect?
- No, Mark. It's good.
- It's good for this.
- But ...
- Probably not DR. [public radio-TV]
Mark, you have a nice dialect.
Perfect dialect, man.
How many here think that one
shouldn't fire Jutlanders?
Who doesn't think that?
Mark, or anyone? Frank Jensen is from Jutland.
[Copenhagen ex-mayor; sexual harassment allegations]
Can we not mention me and Frank Jensen
in the same sentence?
Ever.
I sat on the edge of the seat,
and I sit otherwise comfortably.
It was captivating.
I'll hand out points.
Jakob, I'm sorry you don't
feel better rapping. One point.
I accept.
I didn't understand the argument, Habane,
but I was carried away. Two points.
It means...
We get an honest insight into
Anders Breinholt's innermost thoughts.
Three points for Anders Breinholt.
Four points to Annika Aakjær.
It was captivating.
Neel Rønholt, five points.
We are missing the final task
before we find out -
- who takes home the refrigerator,
contents, and decorations.
- How is the position?
- Neel leads.
But that may change.
Then it has to happen now,
right here on stage.
Mark Le Fevre, it's time
for the final task.
Which of the participants
reads the task aloud?
It's Neel Rønholt.
Denmark's bravest quiz participant.
Hold the horn, as they say.
Oy. Okay.
"Guess what five-syllable word
the Taskmaster says."
"Toot your horn when you know
what word the Taskmaster is saying."
"Right guess after one syllable
gives five points."
"After two syllables,
you get four points."
"After three syllables,
you get three points."
"After four syllables,
you get two points."
"After five syllables,
you get one point."
"If you guess wrong,
you lose all your points."
"You can only guess
once for each word."
"Most points after 10 words wins."
- A real Lasse Rimmer task.
- I understood 100 percent.
Since you only have one guess
per word, I say ...
If you toot and guess incorrectly,
and you lose all your points -
- you just have to mark
that you guessed wrong -
- by placing your horn on your head.
- Otherwise we don't keep track of it.
- It's also something about humiliation.
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Here comes the first word.
- Uni ...
- University.
- Correct!
- You are very good.
- Next word.
- Kængu ...
- Kangaroo!
- No.
- Kængurustylte. [Pogo stick]
- Correct!
Four points.
- Satan.
- Next word.
- Li ...
- Leverpostej. [Liver pâté]
- Leverpostej.
- Wrong. You lose your points.
Horn on the head.
- Lige ...
- Habane.
No...
- Ligestilling. [Equality]
- Unfortunately no.
- Ligegy... Annika.
- Ligegyldighed. [Indifference.]
Correct! Three points to Annika Aakjær.
It's starting to take shape.
- Mobi ...
- Mobiltelefon. [Cellphone]
Correct. Four points to Habane.
Ele ...
- Jakob?
- Elevatorlift?
- No.
- Elevatorskakt. [Elevator shaft]
- No.
- Horns up on the heads.
- Elevatorblik. [Elevator eyes]
- Elefanthue. [Kids’ balaclava]
Correct!
Holy shit.
Three players are at zero
for three wrong guesses.
- It was me before.
- Here comes the next word.
Københavner [Copenhageners] ...
- Københavneris. [Copenhagen ice cream]
- Københavnsstang. [Name of a popsicle]
- Correct!
- I lost all my points.
Two points for Anders for guessing
on the fourth syllable.
Neel loses all her points.
Fingerfær ...
- Fingerfærdighed. [Dexterity]
- Correct!
Three points. You reached
it before the fourth syllable.
Next word.
- Semi ...
- Habane.
Fuck.
May I just ...?
Temperamentsvingninger ...
Unfortunately no.
- Annika.
- Semifinale. [Semifinals]
Unfortunately no.
I continue the word.
- Semifinalist.
- Correct!
- No no no.
- Two to Neel. Annika loses everything.
- There are two words left.
- We take the penultimate.
Græsslå ...
- Græsslåmaskine. [Lawnmower]
- Correct.
Neel has five points, Jakob has four,
Anders has two.
- And zero, or what?
- Thank you.
We count that.
Last word.
- Habane.
- Analfabet. [Illiterate]
Agu ...
- Agurkesalat. [Cucumber salad]
- Correct!
Four points for Jakob Thrane.
The man who, by the way,
hates cucumbers.
The winner takes all.
Five points for Jakob Thrane.
Mark Le Fêvre, who won
tonight's program?
The winner of tonight's program
is you, Neel Rønholt.
Take possession of your new appliance.
Including contents.
Jakob Thrane is going
on a long-term diet.
Or just eating things that
don't need to be cooled down.
I want to remind you
of something I once heard -
- a boys' choir singing to me
on a cool November evening.
Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: Martin Schiær
Danish Video Text
- No ...
- Last verse!
Welcome to Stormester, where
we're almost halfway done.
The goal is the trophy with Denmark's
most golden twinkle in its eyes.
My name is Lasse Rimmer,
and I rule over Stormestria.
Here are my five subjects.
Anders Breinholt.
Neel Rønholt.
Mahamad Habane.
Annika Aakjær.
And Jakob Thrane.
Sitting perfectly next
to me is Mark Le Fêvre.
Le Fêvre is French and
means "ice cream maker".
I just have to ask.
What's going on?
I've been sponsored.
You don't understand how much money
there is in saying things like:
... a little better than
other good canned corn.
I get what Breinholt earns
in a month by saying:
... they really do make
the best amber jewelry.
- Take that off so we can get started.
- That's fine. I've earned plenty.
I need to get a belt from the
craftsmen, so let's get started.
After all, every program
is not just a battle for honor.
- There's also a prize from a participant.
- That's correct.
Each time a participant
brings a personal item -
- which one is desperate to win back.
Today, Jakob Thrane has brought something.
I have brought my fridge with me.
You win not only the fridge,
but also the contents.
I can quickly present it.
Now look at this.
I have delicious leftover
chili con carne.
A year and a half old sourdough.
And then I have some coleslaw,
which you probably shouldn't eat.
There is also sour cream dressing.
Outside there is a punch card
for my local pizzeria.
Only two are missing, so
you get the 12th for free.
It's a fuckin' good prize.
Maybe a grandfather-ish question,
but what energy class is it?
- A+.
- Thank you.
Jakob, it's your fridge plus contents
plus decorations on the door.
Throughout the season, we play
for this fine, spherical trophy.
Also recognizable as my golden face.
Enough about what is at stake.
- Mark Le Fevre, can we get the first task?
- Let's get started.
- Oh no.
- I'm insanely bad at darts.
This is very nice. Very inclusive.
Good to see that all the countries
of the world are united.
Primarily England, Canada,
and the USA. But good to see.
"Get the highest score."
- "Throw one arrow from one meter,"
- "three arrows from 2.37 meters,"
"or 60 darts from 10 meters away."
Is this 10 meters? It won't happen.
"You have to stand behind
the mark when you throw."
- The mark.
- You have 10 minutes.
- Highest score wins.
- It's a definite shit task.
Better put on some armor.
A wonderful pub sport.
Pointed arrows and drunken people.
- How are you with darts?
- Bad.
- Fine when I'm drunk. - Mahamad?
- I'm okay with that.
- Who should we see throw first?
- The one who said "shit task".
- Anders Breinholt.
- That's it.
I can't hit anything from 10 meters away.
I take three from 2.37.
- Are these the official measurements?
- Yes.
- Two.
- Yes, yes.
- Seven.
- No, it's out of the numbers.
- I'm just going, right?
- Yes, that's probably best.
I did my best.
Neither this nor that.
I only know this at pubs.
We can look forward to
drinking 60 draft beers.
I am very much looking
forward to that task.
I am good with both right and left.
Is there anything you would
have done differently?
I could have hit the target
with the other two darts.
- To get more points?
- Precisely.
- You got on the board. Who's next?
- Neel and Annika.
I don't really remember anything.
I remember best that
I get a little shitfaced.
You have to throw so hard!
I can only do this if I have
drunk gin and tonic.
- Should I pick one up?
- Yes.
- Hurry up, Mark.
- I'm hurrying.
It went a long way.
No, damn it, man.
- Think if there is a ...
- Who does all 60?
- It's probably Annika.
- It's already starting to work.
I can tell. I can tell ...
No, that's fucking annoying.
- Zero points.
- That's damn good.
- Have you chosen a number of arrows?
- Three.
This is the normal bar length.
How many arrows do you have left?
Three? Then you could have stood there.
I can't use that for anything now.
It was a good drink.
Double 18.
No!
It didn't hit either.
- Yes yes. 40 points?
- 40 points.
It seems like Mark's gin
and tonic hit the spot.
If you compare the two efforts -
- then 60 sober darts
gave zero points -
- while three alcohol-stiff
darts gave 40 points.
- I chose the wrong tactic.
- You hate darts.
And you hate throwing.
So why do it 60 times?
You know what? Yes...
That's a fair question
the man is asking.
It is well thought out.
I think I thought -
- that I would not hit,
no matter where I stood.
And then this was least embarrassing.
But I regretted it anyway.
It went on for a long while. And halfway,
I already knew it would never happen.
I hit a cameraman.
It was cut out.
We usually save the ones with the
ingenious solutions for the end.
- Is it like that tonight, too?
- Both, in fact.
I choose 60 at 10 meters distance.
I need 60 arrows. I can't really cheat.
I'm moving some things around.
It just needs to be 10 meters away.
I choose 60 darts from 10 meters.
And then I'm behind this one.
I must get it there, right?
- What does the task say?
- That I have to throw from 10 meters.
Why can't one cheat?
It's the bee-line.
- 20 points.
- Now I'm trying.
No...
Come on.
No, okay.
I throw three at once.
One of them was triple 10.
Yes! Is it inside?
No...
Now I throw, just like cowboys do.
No ... Now it's really embarrassing.
- There.
- Yes, right in the 5.
- We're down to ...
- Yes, it's close.
Last one.
No! It's the most embarrassing
moment of my life.
- Two left.
- So.
I am very satisfied. That's it.
- Shall we talk about that, Jakob?
- How annoying to edit me against ball-wizard Neymar.
I look like an idiot.
Couldn't you have put me with Neel?
- No offense.
- Don't worry about it.
You make it look easy, but you got
cocky with three at a time.
- Over the shoulder. With closed eyes.
- I had some extras.
Zero dart points for Neel
and Jakob respectively.
But you are not disqualified,
so you get a single point.
We gladly take that.
How did the other three
participants fare?
Five points to Habane
for a dart score of 90.
Four points to Annika
for a dart score of 40.
And Anders gets three Taskmaster points
for a dart score of two points.
- Look forward to my chili con carne.
- It's going to be cool, man.
- Mark! Another task.
- Yes, why not?
- Jakob Thrane.
- Mark Le Fêv-bro.
Tell me a soup you'd
like the recipe for.
A soup? A good, creamy mushroom soup.
What have you put there?
A chewed balloon?
Exciting.
Creamy mushroom soup.
"A good mushroom soup gets the
best out of the refined -
- and sometimes indefinable
mushroom flavor."
See the rest on teletext page 754.
- What is this?
- A balloon.
"Make something grow."
"Biggest difference in size wins."
- "You have eight weeks."
- "Time starts now."
- What can you make grow?
- Maybe I should get pregnant.
I could mentor someone and
make his potential grow.
Do you remember Jørn Ege? [controversial
plastic surgeon; penis/breast augmentation]
You can just Google him.
Maybe I should buy a pet.
Do any animals grow insanely fast?
I have another idea.
Look forward to seeing it.
Five brains start to creak.
"What is size really?"
"What happened to Mahamad?"
I've spent the last eight weeks on -
- making my misfortune grow.
I have some evidence.
I smash a mirror.
Going under a ladder ...
I'm looking for a cat
who can cross my path.
There I'm walking.
And there I'm run down.
There I'm run down.
Being run down I would
consider to be very unfortunate.
- It will be OK.
- Thanks.
I hardly dare say thank you
for your efforts.
The answer seems obvious,
but let's look at Neel.
I chose not to get pregnant.
What else can grow?
We have moved house,
so I planted a small seed.
It's really small.
It's called a garden cosmos.
Think it got so high.
- It got fertilizer and a greenhouse.
- Isn't that a sesame seed?
Or a poppy seed?
- “Then I ate some tebirkes ...” [pastry w/ poppy seeds]
- Is it one of the children's lice?
Fertilizer and greenhouse have
helped. Size is also scope.
That was also what I was thinking.
Biggest difference from start to finish ...
It's many thousands of times doubled.
I actually thought so, too.
I would like to congratulate you
on not getting pregnant.
Stupid to stand for the confirmation
and tell the reason.
To win a refrigerator.
It's good, the chili con carne.
Despite Mahamad's sad condition -
- I would consider
that you lead a bit.
- Mark, who now?
- What about Anders Breinholt?
Yes, that sounds good.
I did not go for penis enlargement,
despite the Jørn Ege reference.
There was no need for that.
I have also moved house. Maybe
there was a reason for that ...
I also moved house, and
before eight weeks ago -
- I laid rolling grass,
but it didn't grow.
Suddenly it grew strangely.
Was a Polish craftsman buried?
What do I know? They may
well have been enemies.
I'll find some fertilizer.
I've taken a picture.
That's how it looks.
Just an ordinary garden.
There is nothing to say but that
I have taken evidence with me.
I should have had a pointer.
Can you see the mole shots?
There I have been a little
eager with the fertilizer.
That was eight weeks ago.
I didn't say it was funny.
Now, in prime time, I'm coming
in with a bag of grass -
- from my lawn. That's the proof
that it's grown.
Both in size and height. Yes, this is the
most boring feature in Stormester ever.
It's grass, and it's grown.
Two sets of green thumbs
and a man with huge mishaps.
Who are we going to see now?
Fortunately, we will
move on to Annika Aakjær.
I have a Danish-Swedish farm dog.
A small dog breed.
She turns four on November 25th.
She's a Sagittarius. It doesn't matter.
She pulls a lot on the leash.
Sagittariuses know what they want.
They are their very own.
She is four years old, grown up,
and weighs 7-8 kilos.
We can see the before picture.
Here is Tove.
The world's cutest dog.
How big could she be if I gave her ...?
Pig feed from Danish pig breeders.
That's how they make them grow.
I made a video with
how big she has become.
How big have you grown, Tove.
You have grown.
You're bigger than the Earth now.
It works, the pig feed.
- So ...
- Before you say anything.
Others are not nimble enough
to see it, but you do.
- It's an optical illusion.
- You admit it now.
In fact, I got started before
I was asked to participate -
- to make something grow.
But it got a little out of control.
I started around the turn of the year.
I don't want to stand by it.
That's why I made the sloppy solution.
Something grew. I'm not proud.
I have a picture here.
Is that you licking
a bat from China?
I'll be damned!
It tasted good. Worth it!
The first was an optical illusion,
but then came the truth.
- You started the corona.
- A real bat.
I have seen four things grow.
What are we going to see now?
We're going to Jakob Thrane.
Yes...
- Well, for crying out loud.
- No, no, no.
What now? You can leave your hat on.
That's how I had it in kindergarten.
Just turn around again.
- It has also been fertilized.
- How absurd.
You have, quite civilly, had it growing
on your neck for eight weeks.
I’ve often worn turtlenecks
these last weeks.
I am generally
deathly jealous of hair.
Five very different solutions.
We have been to the garden twice.
We have been in traffic, out in
the world, and on Jakob's neck.
I am not convinced of the
illusion or the pandemic.
You get a single point.
Mahamad Habane.
It’s sad, but you didn’t really look when
crossing the street. You're not unlucky.
Just stupid in traffic.
Two points.
It's also very ...
It's unfortunate.
That's pretty unfortunate.
- That's the proof, Lasse.
- That you should have more points?
If you get fewer points,
then it's unfortunate.
Then there are the three
more tangible things.
I'm impressed with the neck hair,
but you get third place, Thrane.
- Three points for the whip.
- It's a personal sacrifice!
Four points for Anders Breinholt.
Five points for Neel Rønholt.
Eight weeks of hard work
getting things to grow.
I'm not dead, Neel.
It probably won't last that long.
I'm just prepping a little.
Mark, what about the position?
Habane and Anders are
in the lead with seven points.
I might as well need -
- someone to draw a portrait of me
on 16 randomly placed sheets of paper.
It was a very specific order.
I may have what you need.
- Oh no.
- Hi, Mark.
It's sudoku, that's it.
You are a dog owner. This section is called
"eating and rolling in excrement".
"Once the dog has acquired
a taste for the abominable stuff -
- it swallows it faster
than you can say no to."
"In the next second,
it gives the owner a kiss."
Oh.
Talk is cheap. Math is science.
- There are some numbers.
- Yes.
"Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster
with 16 sheets of paper."
- "Do not remove the papers from the board."
- Annoying.
"When the job is done,
the papers are laid to fit."
"Best portrait wins.
You have 20 minutes."
- Is the task understood?
- I'm too stupid to understand that.
- I have to draw.
- There are 16 sheets here.
The first will come to lie over here.
It will be difficult.
Let's get started.
I look forward to the artworks.
But the participants do not understand
the rules. Who are we seeing?
- We can start with Anders.
- I think so, too.
- Did you understand the task?
- No.
I went for it, like when
making old animated films.
Think Disney.
Frost and other great works.
When they draw, you can flip
through and see it all.
That's what I ...
Just run the tape.
- Talk is cheap.
- Let's see if you think Disney.
That's his glasses, right?
He's a fun comedian.
That's his mouth.
That's his nose.
Such plump hair he has.
Smoke the crack pipe.
- How did it go?
- It's going to be good.
Now my name is on that painting.
Hello. Goodbye.
Are you closer to understanding
the task now?
I would have liked Habane's
explanation from the intro.
It's also wild that you
understood it that way.
I also wouldn't have understood it
if I were to make it now.
- I'm not good at drawing.
- "Smoke the crack pipe".
I get stressed when I have to draw.
That stress is behind you now.
Let's see the portrait when we laid
out the 16 sheets as instructed.
Why see it now? We can just
see some of the others first.
- Here it comes.
- It's abstract.
I have done something that
wasn't part of the task.
Putting them on top of each other
would still not make sense.
It's such a thing that my girls
had when they were little.
Paper dolls.
Good idea. Let's see
what it looks like.
That's Lasse Rimmer.
Now you are happy with yourself.
Let's see some people who
have understood the task.
There are three.
Habane, Neel, and Annika.
I don't have to draw him.
I can just look for this.
So.
The glasses are in 7 and 16.
It's upside down!
Are some of them upside down, or what?
It's hard to think this way.
Around the 12th.
There we have to like ...
Wow. What a jaw line.
- It is of course...
- There's something with the proportions.
He has broad shoulders.
Some of the numbers
are reversed incorrectly.
No, for ...
No, okay. Yes, it is.
It needs a little more.
After all, eyes are
the mirror of the soul.
He gets a very big face.
- 20 seconds.
- Yes.
- Time's up.
- No ...
It's going to be really nice.
It will be very nice.
Can you do the same as
you did with Breinholt?
- Put them on top of each other?
- Yes.
What I have done will not be good.
Are you sure? We've been
trying to put it together.
- So.
- It's perfect.
You made a-ha's "Take On Me" video -
- where he goes into a cartoon.
- Morten Harket comes in and saves him.
- That's absolutely right.
Annika, what do you think
about your efforts?
I've made a mistake.
I made a model on the sheet itself
so I could look back and forth.
I've used that technique many times.
I'm not used to having
to turn it all around.
I've made a technical error
where your cheek turns wrong.
- That's what happens.
- Let's see what happens.
- Oh yeah.
- Yes, yes.
- Was it after your gin and tonic?
- I draw best when I'm drunk.
- I sense that.
- It's not bad at all.
Your part is at the bottom.
The two should have been swapped around.
Your beard should be on the other side.
I actually think it's a really nice effort.
- Neel praises you, too.
- If you could just swap around.
Are you as happy to draw
as you are tired of darts?
I like to draw.
Now we have to see how it went.
But I then imagine that
I have the talent to draw.
-I have to be careful what I say.
-It was a fun task.
Let's see.
- No ...
- Yes, yes, yes.
I don't remember
drawing the Taskmaster -
- as a slim 22-year-old.
I am so happy.
- There's a double chin.
- I had that then, too.
We are missing a single participant.
Who is it?
- We are missing Jakob Thrane.
- They have saved the best for last.
- Let's see.
- Did he bend the rules?
Yes, he has managed to bend the rules.
Whether that is an advantage is a
completely different matter. Look here.
I have to ... I can't.
Can YOU take the papers off the board?
Then we'll go out into the garden.
They are annoying to deal with.
It's lying there.
No!
I've got it under control.
2, 6, 5. I'm starting
to get a little swamped.
There was a stone.
Who put that there?
Now lie down.
I continue.
- You made it.
- Let's just say it.
You start with an ingenious loophole.
"Do not take the
papers off the board."
But you realize that you can ...
Get Mark to do it.
Then I choose to go outside
in the windy weather.
How do you think the
finished result turned out?
I think it's pretty good.
- Let's just see it.
- We can easily do that.
Yes, yes.
Did I forget to draw half a mouth?
It's not there.
What happened ...
It's going to sound silly.
You drew on the back of the paper.
- That's not how you should turn them around.
- I've seen five portraits.
A single point for Anders.
Mahamad, two points for you.
Three points for Jakob.
Four points for Annika.
And clearly the best was Neel Rønholt.
- Mark, will you give me another task?
- No.
- What did you say?
- I said no.
You don't have to start an argument ...
Okay.
Good day, Mark Le Fêvre.
- Okay.
- There is half a task.
It is cut in half. Exciting.
- "Have an argument."
- "Have an argument."
"With yourself."
Then I just collect them.
"Have an argument."
It is already well underway.
"With yourself."
- "You have 10 minutes ..."
- "To prepare your argument."
"The best argument wins."
- "Time starts ..."
- "Now."
"Time starts now."
- Argue with myself.
- About what?
Why you have not done
anything with your life.
- Rap battle.
- A mirror and a belt.
Are you mad that you're
not that good at rap battle?
- Do you often have arguments with yourself?
- He thinks it's arguments.
- Well, something like that?
- Yes.
There are the glasses.
I can run a lawsuit against myself.
I know what it's all about.
"Dear Lasse ..."
- How do I wear it?
- "When are you firing Mark?"
Stop it...
The best argument with oneself -
- ends up winning the task.
I'm very nervous.
I think it went really bad.
- The two of you haven’t reconciled?
- There are theatrics involved.
- You're better at ...
- I don't remember what happened.
Subsequently, my back had ...
Was it there?
- Shall we refresh them?
- We gain insight into his gloomy mind.
That's right, yes.
Then you're there again, huh?
Stupid pig.
Speak nicely. It's just an argument.
Your fat animal. You fat pig.
How much more money do
you think you can make?
How fucking fat you are.
Now you take the belt.
And then you give yourself
ten lashes with the belt.
- Okay, then I'll take the belt.
- Yes, then you take the belt.
Come on, harder.
Then we forget it again.
Then everything is fine.
So you can argue
without flogging yourself.
The rules don't say that
you must punish yourself.
- It's a very one-sided argument.
- As a film connoisseur, I think ...
Strong Taxi Driver reference.
Great work.
It's coming to me now. Of course.
Thanks. You're so nice.
You can clap a little for that.
Can we have one more?
From someone who feels fat and rich
to someone who is a little nervous.
Let's see.
So what? Are you ready or what?
- I don't want to battle.
- Don't want, or don't you dare?
Like a little pussycat peeing
in his pants day and night?
No, it's because you're so insanely bad.
You know what, that’s what you are!
You're like rings spreading
in the water like shit.
I'm ashamed to breathe
the same air as you.
Same air. I think you've
lost your mind.
And in a little while,
I think you've evaporated.
- Yes, I actually think so.
- Okay.
Your mother is ugly,
and she smells like a man -
- who lives down in
a bucket of old ass.
Again, quite one-sided.
One part was Jakob Thrane.
And then MC Sucks at Freestyling.
It wasn't even freestyle.
It was scripted.
- I've prepared that.
- Who are we going to see now?
Habane. Arguing or discussing ...
- Look here.
- You don't know.
I was pretty good
at reading from here.
- It's like ...
- What the hell are you saying?
Didn't I read properly, Mark?
What the hell are you doing?
Didn't we just agree -
- that we must not throw things away?
Shut up now, man.
I'm doing exactly what ...
You did not. Come over here, Mark.
Try to see.
See this page. And so over there.
You have to shut up.
You shouldn't interfere at all.
- Return.
- I'm going back.
Where are you going, Mark?
Come over here. Honestly.
- You just asked me ...
- What is this?
Why are you really here?
Didn't I just ask you to leave us?
Yes, but then you also said
I should come in again.
Thanks for the help, Mark. You tried.
But he's just impossible.
If it has to be that way,
then I don't bother at all.
You have to solve it with him
and his stupid half task.
It was good. It was really good.
Shouting and opposing emotions.
The perfect argument.
It just looks silly that no one
is standing on the other side.
- I should have thought about that.
- I got help from the cameramen.
They cut me into the picture.
They forgot to tell you that.
Yes, that was not exactly said.
You didn't spend much
time on preparation.
You are told it's an argument,
and then you start arguing.
I'm not getting started.
It's the other him.
One can't see him on the other side.
There were lots of emotions.
Can we top that at all?
Emotionally, we need to see
some even wilder fluctuations.
Annika Aakjær.
When you see something in the fridge that
you know you are not going to use -
- why don't you take it out?
Then with the asparagus -
- I saw something exciting on Netflix
and didn't bother to cook.
Why aren't I doing something right there?
I have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to prevent ...
- Why?!
- Why are you shouting at me so much?
- I hate you.
- Why are you being so mean to me?
I will kill you!
If you don't learn soon that
you shouldn't buy asparagus.
You know you're not using them.
You're too lazy to cook.
So...
- How's the fridge?
- We're in couples therapy.
- There are still rotten things.
- This comes naturally to you.
Yes. And it always goes like this.
We put on some fun clothes,
and then we cry.
I hope you get a better relationship
with you and your fridge.
I think you need that.
A new refrigerator is at stake.
- Don't worry; I'll remove the coleslaw.
- Otherwise it will never come out.
It's going to be a divorce
if I get that fridge.
Don't give me too much.
I can't deal with that.
We are missing the actor Neel Rønholt.
There is talk of firing.
Now remember, this is fiction.
- It's something we play.
- It's you she's talking about firing.
Just play the clip, Mark. It's okay.
- I'm not taking any more of this shit!
- Don't do it, Neel.
You don't get me on other thoughts!
"Dear Lasse ..."
You're not firing Mark.
"When are you firing Mark Le Fêvre?"
- Shut up!
- No more defeats to a bald man.
Neel. You can't fire
a man from Jutland.
You can fire Jutlanders.
Have you heard his dialect?
He'll never get a job again.
If you send that letter,
I'm smashing Lasse's ostrich egg.
- No!
- I'll do it.
No, he loved that egg!
No no no...
That was good.
- Four years at theater school ...
- It shows.
Do I have a strange dialect?
- No, Mark. It's good.
- It's good for this.
- But ...
- Probably not DR. [public radio-TV]
Mark, you have a nice dialect.
Perfect dialect, man.
How many here think that one
shouldn't fire Jutlanders?
Who doesn't think that?
Mark, or anyone? Frank Jensen is from Jutland.
[Copenhagen ex-mayor; sexual harassment allegations]
Can we not mention me and Frank Jensen
in the same sentence?
Ever.
I sat on the edge of the seat,
and I sit otherwise comfortably.
It was captivating.
I'll hand out points.
Jakob, I'm sorry you don't
feel better rapping. One point.
I accept.
I didn't understand the argument, Habane,
but I was carried away. Two points.
It means...
We get an honest insight into
Anders Breinholt's innermost thoughts.
Three points for Anders Breinholt.
Four points to Annika Aakjær.
It was captivating.
Neel Rønholt, five points.
We are missing the final task
before we find out -
- who takes home the refrigerator,
contents, and decorations.
- How is the position?
- Neel leads.
But that may change.
Then it has to happen now,
right here on stage.
Mark Le Fevre, it's time
for the final task.
Which of the participants
reads the task aloud?
It's Neel Rønholt.
Denmark's bravest quiz participant.
Hold the horn, as they say.
Oy. Okay.
"Guess what five-syllable word
the Taskmaster says."
"Toot your horn when you know
what word the Taskmaster is saying."
"Right guess after one syllable
gives five points."
"After two syllables,
you get four points."
"After three syllables,
you get three points."
"After four syllables,
you get two points."
"After five syllables,
you get one point."
"If you guess wrong,
you lose all your points."
"You can only guess
once for each word."
"Most points after 10 words wins."
- A real Lasse Rimmer task.
- I understood 100 percent.
Since you only have one guess
per word, I say ...
If you toot and guess incorrectly,
and you lose all your points -
- you just have to mark
that you guessed wrong -
- by placing your horn on your head.
- Otherwise we don't keep track of it.
- It's also something about humiliation.
Shall we throw ourselves into it?
Here comes the first word.
- Uni ...
- University.
- Correct!
- You are very good.
- Next word.
- Kængu ...
- Kangaroo!
- No.
- Kængurustylte. [Pogo stick]
- Correct!
Four points.
- Satan.
- Next word.
- Li ...
- Leverpostej. [Liver pâté]
- Leverpostej.
- Wrong. You lose your points.
Horn on the head.
- Lige ...
- Habane.
No...
- Ligestilling. [Equality]
- Unfortunately no.
- Ligegy... Annika.
- Ligegyldighed. [Indifference.]
Correct! Three points to Annika Aakjær.
It's starting to take shape.
- Mobi ...
- Mobiltelefon. [Cellphone]
Correct. Four points to Habane.
Ele ...
- Jakob?
- Elevatorlift?
- No.
- Elevatorskakt. [Elevator shaft]
- No.
- Horns up on the heads.
- Elevatorblik. [Elevator eyes]
- Elefanthue. [Kids’ balaclava]
Correct!
Holy shit.
Three players are at zero
for three wrong guesses.
- It was me before.
- Here comes the next word.
Københavner [Copenhageners] ...
- Københavneris. [Copenhagen ice cream]
- Københavnsstang. [Name of a popsicle]
- Correct!
- I lost all my points.
Two points for Anders for guessing
on the fourth syllable.
Neel loses all her points.
Fingerfær ...
- Fingerfærdighed. [Dexterity]
- Correct!
Three points. You reached
it before the fourth syllable.
Next word.
- Semi ...
- Habane.
Fuck.
May I just ...?
Temperamentsvingninger ...
Unfortunately no.
- Annika.
- Semifinale. [Semifinals]
Unfortunately no.
I continue the word.
- Semifinalist.
- Correct!
- No no no.
- Two to Neel. Annika loses everything.
- There are two words left.
- We take the penultimate.
Græsslå ...
- Græsslåmaskine. [Lawnmower]
- Correct.
Neel has five points, Jakob has four,
Anders has two.
- And zero, or what?
- Thank you.
We count that.
Last word.
- Habane.
- Analfabet. [Illiterate]
Agu ...
- Agurkesalat. [Cucumber salad]
- Correct!
Four points for Jakob Thrane.
The man who, by the way,
hates cucumbers.
The winner takes all.
Five points for Jakob Thrane.
Mark Le Fêvre, who won
tonight's program?
The winner of tonight's program
is you, Neel Rønholt.
Take possession of your new appliance.
Including contents.
Jakob Thrane is going
on a long-term diet.
Or just eating things that
don't need to be cooled down.
I want to remind you
of something I once heard -
- a boys' choir singing to me
on a cool November evening.
Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: Martin Schiær
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