Stormester (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - Christmas Special - full transcript

Good evening and welcome to this
special edition of Stormester, -

- where I have invited 5 creative,
curly brains of the past season -

- to come up with solutions
to a number of tasks, -

- I have given a small coat of Christmas,
spruce and glögg [traditional spiced wine].

Look forward to seeing
brand new Christmas solutions -

- from our 5 Christmas pigs.
Here are the curls on the tail:

Sofie Linde.

Melvin Kakooza.

Thomas Warberg.

Jacob Taarnhøj.

and Stephania Potalivo.



- How nice to see you again.
- You too ...

- Are you happy?
- Crazy ...

It is possible to
start all over again -

- because there is a blank board; we have
forgotten everything that has happened -

- during the season you
have been involved in.

And then I can say Merry Christmas
to Mark le Fevre.

Merry Christmas.

Shouldn't we just take a look
at what's going on?

First of all, we must point out -

- that a head can now be won in ...

... is it marzipan?
Yes, it is.

But this is not the only prize
we have to brag about -

- for we continue a
fine Stormester tradition.

One of the participants
has brought a prize.



A personal asset that they
are very happy about.

Stephania, you have something?

Yes, but I'm also very happy for
Christmas, maybe a little too happy.

It’s a bit much, and I'll be
decorating this fall holiday.

Then I get scolded and
have to take it down again.

But I have a special Christmas thing
that really matters to me.

This gets very serious, I can feel.

It's Mr. Elg.
Isn't he nice?

I move in with the one
who wins it, if it is.

- Cozy.
- So only during the Christmas season.

Then we know what we're playing for,
and my head in purest marzipan.

Let's get started
with the first task.

If everyone is not in the
Christmas mood, why not, Mark?

Maybe with a little Christmas
song ... or five.

No ...

- Merry Christmas, Sofie Linde.
- Thanks.

And there are gifts.

- Is there a task, too?
- You will find out.

- Did you decorate it yourself?
- Yes.

It says "#1" on this
and "#2" on that.

Just what I wanted.

Do I have to read it
before I open the other one?

Yes.

Is it a gift card for clothes?

"Say the least Christmasy word
you can think of to Mark."

Easter Bunny.

Straw.

"Say the least Christmasy word
you can think of to Mark in 10 seconds."

Tuscany-dromedary.

- Got it.
- Super.

Human sausage. [poop]

"Say the least Christmasy ..."

Islam.

They do not celebrate Christmas.

Well, no.

Good people.

- It's not Christmasy at all.
- Sure.

You don't get into
the Christmas mood -

- when you go to the
bathroom and take a shit.

I give you the right.

"Make a Christmas song and
music video about what you ..."

Oh no!

"Make a Christmas song and music video
about what you just said to Mark."

Then I'll just make a video
about the Tuscany dromedary.

"The best Christmas song and music
video wins. Time starts now."

No, I should never have opened gift #2.

Oh no.

I have an hour to do a Christmas
song about the Easter Bunny.

That's the job, yes.

- Yeah, it's a little ...
- I’ll get a fatwa against me.

I just have to go out
and find a bulletproof vest.

- What was your word?
- Islam.

No, it was ISLAM.

There was pressure.
It was crazy.

Thanks for the help.

I sweat on your behalf.

A song that should be about what
you think was least Christmasy.

We should probably get
back to the Tuscany dromedary,

- but shouldn't we go to Sofie's?

What makes you say "straws"?

It was just a nasty word.

I don't know, it's just ...

I do not know.

I consider two things.

The quality of the music video,
and how well I like the song.

Yes, and it's straws.

It should bring me
into the Christmas mood -

- about the least Christmasy
thing you could come up with.

Here comes Sofie Linde’s.

December is cozy, and there is Christmas peace

But one of the things I like
best now is Christmas food

I'm so sad I don't have more fun

Because I've had my tonsils removed

Not a curry, not a sour, not a dill

Not a pork roast, the doctor says no

It did not take what I expected

What do you do then?

The solution is to blend the food.

And eat with straws, yes, eat with straws

Now blend all my food and eat with straws

I blend Christmas food, and eat with straws

Yesssssss!

Thank you, thank you ...

I may be wrong, but you just wrote another hit.

- Thanks.
- It just went home.

When you watch the
music video, you think -

- "It was always meant
to be about Christmas".

How did you manage to get
from straws to this?

I'm actually really good
at writing occasional songs, -

- so it came to me very quickly.

I went into Free Tunes
and wrote a Christmas song.

Thanks.

The least Christmasy thing that
Sofie could think of was "straw."

You went with "Islam", Warberg.

Shouldn't we just watch
your music video?

- Yes, let's.
- I really want to.

Christmas Day is no reason

to conquer Denmark. What?

We have eaten pig nonstop so

our soldiers would throw up

if they stop and get up.

Therefore, thank you to all those

who have a food culture that facilitates.

Warberg, it starts with being
so rude in the beginning, -

- and then it turns out to be
a tribute to all non-Christians, -

- who can protect Denmark's borders
by giving us food to eat, -

- which means we don't
get a bad stomach.

Christmas Day we all have diarrhea
because we have eaten so badly, -

- and there is a part
of the population -

- who got a proper meal
the night before, -

- so these are the ones
we have to rely on.

When I see it myself, maybe I
shouldn't have used a machine gun.

Congratulations on the song;
it was really successful.

Yes, yes ...

- Shouldn't we get it over with?
- Are you thinking about ...

... human sausages.

- No!
- Yes.

Now it's Christmas

It's time for pork roast

And it's coming

Out the other way

It's a special time

With Christmas magic

And, of course, that's all the human sausage

Human sausage, human sausage you're just so sweet

Especially during the Christmas season, you get extra soft

Oh, human sausage, human sausage

You are absolutely perfect

When I look at you I feel like a little confection

It's wonderful.

It is good.
It was really good.

- Thanks!
- It WAS really good.

If I have any idea how you came from
the word you chose, "human sausage" -

- to this nice, cozy Morten Korch
[novelist, 1876-1954] universe.

Wow, yes ...

It's very nice, isn't it?
But that's what Christmas can do.

You push it a little toward
the end of the video.

With what?

Where you look down the toilet
and feel like eating nougat.

- Who will we see now?
- Melvin.

And it's a little different.

It is a music video, but more a
form of live performance.

Good ... or good dinner.

Great, you could be here.

- Have you heard hip hop before?
- Yeah.

- Cool.
- We'll eat soon.

Fantastic.
Let's just get started.

Easter bunny ...

Easter bunny
Got an easter bunny

Mark le Fevre
Melvin Kakooza

Easter bunny
Everyone out there

Put those hands up
If you can 'like' it

You can't like it
It's OK

It's fine
We stay on

We got an easter bunny ...

Mark le Fevre
Melvin Kakooza

Easter bunny
Everyone out there

If you can't "like" it
Hold those hands down

Good job
Great

That's it and beautiful
And we say thank you

We go from the Easter Bunny
to you who are thinking -

- "I have to go out and play the nearest
nursing home out of the chairs".

It's always been a huge dream.

At one point I say "put your hands
up if you like it" -

- and there was a "no!"

It was brilliant.

But you get your hands up ...

- and nowhere is it as great a
performance as in a nursing home.

No, I have appeared for
several thousand people,

- and that was the only
time I've been so nervous.

Whew, it was really ...

And she who said "no,
and we have to eat".

She didn't care what
was going on. Whew.

I love it on so many levels,

- but there's not much
Christmas in it.

No, but try to hear,
potentially it was ...

No, I don't even know
how to save it.

I've actually considered something,

- but when I see it, I think ...

That's because the Christmas mood ...

No, forget it.
I have nothing.

It's always in a nursing home,

- if something similar
to extra staff arrives,

- then it's a little Christmas mood.

Funny, you're taking the floor
right now, Jacob Taarnhøj, -

- if the other words have been
difficult to work with, -

- let's just keep in mind the least
Christmasy you could come up with.

It was "Tuscany dromedary".

I didn't want to think, but took
it on pure intuition -

- and said "Tuscany dromedary".

Why?

I said that, it came directly
out of my mouth.

Jacob Taarnhøj, if you're into hip hop, -

- then throw your hands up in the air.

- Okay.
- I'll take that as a hint.

I like a little rap.

Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary

Santa Claus gives. The dromedary takes.

All the shit you went and carried

As you came here, you must come from here

Without boat and home bar.
Without a smartphone from Qatar.

Until you have nothing but quality time with Papa

Tuscany dromedary, Tuscany dromedary

Tuscany dromedary…

Tuscany dromedary. Santa dies of cardiovascular disease

The dromedary is a vegetarian, eating Mediterranean food

Rooted olive oil shots. With the confection it goes nuts

If you live long, you will have good odds

Tuscany dromedary

Tuscany dromedaaaaary

You don't lose your aunt

But the hot tub costs

And a working week of 80 until you lie in the fetus

Festivals and colors can be
obtained at the nearest monastery

It doesn't cost a damn high five for cosa nostra

Tuscany dromedary

Tuscany dromedary

Tuscany dromedary

How crazy.

Huge hit.

I have so many questions to ask.

Just to be sure that
I've understood this:

The Tuscany dromedary
is Santa's opposite?

- It is properly understood.
- So.

Santa Claus gives;
the dromedary takes.

Christmas is often about
material things and goods -

- but why not pay homage ...
home robbers.

Why not keep in mind that
the best you can get is ...

No, just like me, you just
have to stop at the top.

The best you can get is
the company of good people -

- and it's probably one of the most
obnoxious things I've ever said ...

Nor should I ruin the mood -

- it's Christmas, and I love
the gifts you brought, -

- they are musical, pictorial, creative.

- Shall we hand out some points?
- Do it.

I'm sorry, Melvin, I was crazy
about the experience,

- but the task was
to make it Christmasy.

That means a single point.

Well, Warberg ...

It's a positive message, but too
much machine gun and diarrhea.

You get 2 points.

So if we have to look at the message
and what you get out of it,

- so eating too much ...

I love the song, Sofie,
but give you 3 points.

And because I'm so impressed,

- how to take the word "human sausage" -

- and make it a Morten Korch-
like experience, -

- 4 points to Stephania.

5 points for the Tuscany dromedary.

Mark le Fevre, what's the next
lovely Christmas task?

What do you want for Christmas?

An assistant who gives me
a task when I ask for it.

Well ... yes.

What should happen,
what should we do -

- What can we think of crazy things
about these Christmas balls of glass?

They are made of glass.

Uh ...

Oops ... a little elf.

In some way ...

... I think there is
very good resemblance.

"Get this Santa through
the smallest opening."

- Opening, yes.
- Okay.

"You have 10 minutes."

Oh no.
For hell, little darling.

"Time starts ...

- What happens?
- I have a sick mind.

- "Through the smallest opening"?
- Yes.

- Can we now eat it?
- You can try.

The system doesn't work
that fast, does it?

We cannot do that
without killing him.

... now."

I admit that when I wrote
the task, I thought -

- "It may well be that a participant
has such a vile imagination, -

- that it is a problem to use
the word "smallest opening".

It's probably going to be one
of the men, right, Stephania?

- That was before you got to know me.
- You are right.

What were your thoughts on this?

It was eating for you, Warberg.

Yes, and then shit it out.

But it goes too slow, it takes ...

Is that the smallest
opening you have?

The smallest opening where
I can squeeze things out.

- Who are we seeing?
- Taarnhøj.

- Did you understand the task?
- Yes.

I have to get this Santa
through the smallest opening.

This assistant job is a very
small opening for your career.

If I can squeeze this
in through Mark's assistant ...

- It's a very abstract thing.
- I do not understand what you are saying.

No ... Maybe that's why
you're just an assistant.

Butterfly.

Now I've got my arms out the other side.

That's the most important
thing, after all.

- It was a small opening.
- Yes.

Cheers.

- With life as effort.
- It was with life as an effort.

You are a brutal man who goes
for winning, Jacob Taarnhøj.

We had agreed on a safeword that Mark
could say if things went wrong.

I was at one point afraid
something was happening,

- but was willing to risk it.

Your safeword was “Firenze-kamel”?

I can't remember what it was.

The misconception arises from the fact
that the safeword is "I can't get air".

No, because then I had stopped long ago.

You obviously didn't.

Yes, you took a break where
Santa Claus filled most.

You got a nice suit right there, Mark.

How many centimeters is that?

4.2 cm.

- Who are we going to?
- Stephania.

If in doubt, we have to deal with
a slightly shabby woman.

I can then come up with
many small openings -

- just by looking at you.

- What could it be?
- It could be ...

Do we have any gaffer tape?

- I think that would be possible.
- I do not want to comment ...

Why?
Don't be so terrified.

Uh, it's gonna be a little difficult.

Are there any small openings
that can be expanded?

This is then a relatively small
opening, a small brown opening.

Then he comes through.

Ta-da.

Merry Christmas ...

Now, don't have to worry about
having measured my opening.

I'm actually married.

No, it gets too much.
I can hear it myself.

Mark does not invite it at all.

I have never seen a man with
such a vile imagination -

- accuse someone else of
having a vile imagination.

But you end up taking
an elastic hair band.

Very simple. Super.

Since it is an elastic band,
it is difficult to assess.

How big is the elastic?

I measured both openings.

No, no ...

What kind of opening
did you start with?

The small ...
It was 3 cm.

Then I went to the big one;
it was 17 cm.

As big an opening if
Santa Claus has been through.

Somewhere between 3 and 17.

Yes. I think I can control my opening.

You have control over who we lack.

Let's move on, for God's sake.
Sofie and Melvin.

Come on, let's go in the kitchen.

- We have to dazzle [blende] him.
- OK.

I need a blender.

A lot has to be explained
to many children right now.

Yes, children, it happens
that Santa is fine.

You're gonna die, Santa Claus.

He's too tough.

Okay, but he actually
got very little of it.

Now I have to concentrate
on finding a tiny opening.

I think I'll get him through here.

Yes, and then through it here.

- How much time?
- 30 seconds.

Okay, here.

Get that fucking ass
through, Santa.

Time’s up.

Okay, that was the little hole.

Rest in peace.

My plan was for us to reassemble -

- and make some nice entertainment, -

- which the whole family could gather
around and kids would love to see, -

- but we are on a very steep slide
down a roller coaster right now.

There's a camera right there. You can
send a greeting to the little kids -

- and explain what just happened.

Hi, kids ...

You must not kill living people -

- but fabric-Santa, that's OK.

He is doing well ... in the fabric
sky and in the Jysk furniture store.

A little panicked, but you found
something by my fireplace -

- and you go into Mark's room
and find a carpet beater, -

- and then managed to
get what results?

Melvin gets an opening
of 3.2 cm, and Sofie 0.7 cm.

Wow.

I wish I could say now that
it doesn't get more violent.

But we still have
that madman Thomas Warberg.

Then we put it down and add
some fuel, and then we kill him off.

- OK.
- Merry Christmas, kids.

Well ... OK.

- Come on.
- Yes, yes.

So.

- Then you burn it?
- Yes, so it turns into ashes.

Then we can get it through anything.

Uh, it smells of whiskey.

It’s not catching fire.

There is no fire in him.

Do we have any booze?

We try.

- Hand gel.
- So!

- Then there's fire in him.
- Yes.

- 4 minutes ...
- And now the foot is smoking.

I find something we
can pour him through.

1 1/2 minutes.

You have flames up your leg.

- How do you feel about Christmas?
- It's not commercial enough.

No, it could be more commercial.

- 1 minute.
- We don't get it.

Do you want to see?

10 seconds.

And time is up.

- He's not through, Thomas.
- No.

There is still fire in him.

- Yes, his face ...
- Flames.

Then he can learn not to give
me that Matador game when I was 4.

You were nowhere near
being turned into ashes.

A good idea if you had the time.

Yes, a really good
idea to burn Santa.

This means you failed
to solve the task.

- And that means?
- I'm disqualified.

Yes, you are.

He has burned Santa Claus.

It is a pity for him that
it did not succeed better.

- But I didn't dazzle him.
- It is true.

- Should we get some points?
- Gladly.

Thomas Warberg, 0 points.

Stephania, 2 points with an opening
somewhere between 3 and 17 cm.

Taarnhøj gets 3 points with
an opening of 4.2 cm.

Melvin, 4 points with
an opening of 3.2 cm.

5 points for Sofie with
an opening of 0.7 cm.

What does it mean to win Mr. Elg -

- and the possibility of mingling
with tonsils and marzipan lips?

Taarnhøj and Sofie are in the lead.

I was inspired by the idea of ​​Santa,

- arriving through the chimney, -

- and it ends with death, destruction,
blenders and lots of booze.

How do we get back in the Christmas
mood again, Mark le Fevre?

We take two extremely Christmas things:
clementines and Christmas socks.

Oh, how nice.

Wow, so many kids I don't have.

It reminds me of my childhood home,
where we were 32 kids.

- What do you say then?
- I love pixie socks.

- Want to hear a task?
- Yes.

"Find the clementine ...

... in the Christmas sock."

There are many of
these Christmas socks.

"Don't look down any of the socks."

"You have to squeeze 5 socks."

"And you have to put
your feet in 11 socks."

“Hit 10 socks,
and smell 20 socks."

There, it is a little
tricky that I am so cold.

- Then you can't smell a clementine.
- No.

"You have to put
your hand down 3 socks."

"Fastest time wins."

"Time starts now."

Okay, just try saying it again.

"Don't look down any of the socks."

- No.
- I should do that now.

Okay ...

You simply have to hunt for the
clementine in 42 Christmas socks.

There are really strict rules here
and a lot of numbers to keep track of.

- Shall we take them again?
- From the top.

Do not look into any of the socks.

You have to squeeze 5 socks, -

- hit 10 socks, -

- smell 20 socks, -

- put your hand down 3 socks, -

- feet down 11 socks.

I kept a record, and there
were 42 socks in total,

- and in all the others
there were clement-like things,

- but only one real
clementine in one sock.

Super simple.

- Do you remember what he just said?
- No ...

Just right to defend us a little.

Then it's lucky that you have Mark
to keep track of what's going on.

He is not such a big help.

No, that's pathetic.

Let's see how 2-3 of them did.

So let's start with 2-3 pieces.

- Did you understand the task?
- Yes.

- How many must I hit?
- 10.

When is a hit a hit?

It was a trick.

At least it was really uncomfortable.

- It was a hit?
- I think.

Ouch, that hurt.

You can just take a picture down the sock.

- You're not looking down the stocking?
- No, I don't see a thing.

It looks like a meatball.

It does not work.
It was a bad tactic.

"You must smell 20 socks."
Yuck, it must smell.

Oh, delicious Christmas stockings.

- What does your nose tell you?
- Nothing.

It still smells.

There is a lot of
smell from this one.

Mark, help me. I have to put
my feet in 11 of them.

Take it down.

No, not the one there.

Damn it.

Yes, we have something here,
ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen ...

Damn it! ...

I just hit it.

I think it's here.

It's a tomato.

I thought it was a plum.

Can I have a horseshoe, Mark?

3, 2, 1, now.

- What are you feeling?
- It's actually a comfortable sock.

A tomato.

I'm so tired of these things.

It's here ...

A tomato.
A goddamn tomato.

I just want to squeeze.

What are you a bad one for?

A little lime.

Who's coming out here, you little ...

... crazy guy.

I'm missing what?

- You have one left.
- One left? Please.

Yes!

You are shown a tiny one.

Oh my God!

My feet are cold now, Mark.

Then it's the one ...
No, the one there.

Is that a clementine, Mark?

It's a clementine.

They are surprisingly neat,
like some socks here.

After all, it's not a lie
what Stephania said just before.

There are complicated rules, many things
and number restrictions.

Were there any methods you three
think worked better than others?

I don't know what you're asking.

- Which methods worked better?
- Yes.

Where you thought "I had to wear
all the socks,” no problem.

Put your hand down, take it up
and look at it.

If you had to wear all the socks,
it would have gone crazy fast.

Yes, that is why it is the thing
that must be done fewest times.

How many times did you have to?

You did this many times.
Didn't you pull your hand down and up?

- No, I got Mark to do it.
- Right.

You only had to put
your hand down 3 times.

But you had ... Well, how stupid!

- You've been able to do that for us!
- Yes, yes.

If you had persuaded Mark, it
wouldn't have been a problem.

I notice, Melvin, -

- that you put your foot in
the sock many times and found, -

- that there is something in every one,
turns their bottom on the sock, -

- and then something falls out.

Is there any reason why you couldn't
just do it with all socks,

- before putting your feet in them?

There are things that have no
limit to how often you have to do -

- and that is to turn the
bottom of the socks up.

But compared to the other rules,
it will be cheating.

Now I look through the rules,
and it 100% will not be cheating.

Who will we see now?

We are still missing
Warberg and Stephania Potalivo.

I'm not so good under pressure.

May I take it off
and do it without looking?

Don't look.

No, but can I ... or is it like this?

What's in the task?

Nothing, it's unspecified,
like this program in general.

- Now you're not looking.
- No!

I think this is it.
May I then look into it?

No.

- It wasn't.
- It was a lime.

So this one ... I've been squeezing.

- How many did I have to look at?
- None.

I must not look ...

Are you looking?

Well, that's good.

I'm just pissed off.

No, now I have tomato on my foot.

- Pee-yew!
- Is it all rubbish?

Yes, that could be it.

- Did I have to look down?
- No.

That's not it.

It could well be it.
That too.

I also smell, though I couldn't smell.

YES!

Did you look?

I smelled, and then I looked
to see if it was and it was.

Okay ...

Don't be so distrustful.

I just write straight down
that there was a look.

- It was there at that one, too.
- 2 looks.

At least I'm not giving up.

- Well, it's not.
- Yeah.

Put on socks again
before you get cold.

Now I have tomato, sand
and lime between my toes -

- and then you will disqualify me.

No, it's something,
Lasse ... I don't know.

- That's it.
- There was just a clementine.

I've noticed a bit of a theme.

It's that I panic when
it's the fastest time.

You are right that
it is a pattern for you.

When you are a little
pressured, you scold Mark.

Yes ...

But people don't
understand this program.

Imagine being called
to the board in class -

- but it's the worst subject you
have, and you're unprepared, -

- and then the teacher says -

- "make a presentation
with every word you know, -

- and maybe some you don't know ".

- And do it now.
- You have 4 seconds.

And instead of sitting in a class,
there are 1.2 million viewers.

I can see a pattern in that
we have brought you two together,

- because it is difficult to determine
how much is looked at in stockings, -

- and how much the whole
face smells of Warberg.

I'll close them when I'm down.

Otherwise, I would have seen it.

After all, I can't look down
and not know what's in it.

Stephanie doesn't look
down the stocking,

- because she thinks she
has found the clementine, -

- then she looks and picks it up.

Then the task is done there.

Yes, until you reveal that you were
looking into someone else as well.

We are where we are in disqualification.

Now I say it straight.
Stephania ...

- So should Thomas.
- What?!

Thomas Warberg, I can't
prove you cheated,

- so that means your time still counts.

There is no doubt that
you looked at the socks -

- so you're disqualified, Stephania, but ...

... it's Christmas and I'm in
the mood to give you 1 point.

How do the other four rank
from 2 to 5 points?

Taarnhøj gets 2 points
and managed it in 13 minutes.

3 points for you, Warbeg. You found
a clementine after 10 min. 26 sec.

4 points to Sofie Linde, who found
a clementine after 7 min. 2 sec.

Melvin gets 5 points, you found
it after 6 minutes 34 seconds.

- It changes the overall position.
- It does.

We have Sofie Linde in the lead.

I'm already in the mood
for Christmas again.

What else do you have under the tree?

When you say Christmas
to me, I think cabbage.

I do!

Now we drive with cabbage.

Wait, Melvin ...

- What do you see?
- Red cabbage.

Why do we need cabbage?
Is it red cabbage?

It's red cabbage.
Melvin ...

It may well give some
air to the stomach.

Now come out and read the task.

But I won't eat
all that red cabbage.

Is that the worst thing
that could happen ...

... getting some fiber
into that body?

Oh my God!

"Get the most red cabbage down
the toboggan run on this toboggan."

"Most red cabbage left on the
toboggan after the ride wins."

"If you use one thing that
one of the others also uses,

- you will both be disqualified."

So you really have to think about it.

"You have 20 minutes."

"You have one attempt.”

"Time starts now."

And I must not know what
the others have used.

Okay ...

Mark, damn it. Then we have to find
something the others have not used.

Just repeat the originality rules
for red cabbage sledding.

If you use one thing
that the others also use,

- then you get disqualified.

And that's just one thing
another participant has used.

Then you have 20 minutes to
build a red cabbage toboggan.

And then it's about having the most
red cabbage left on the toboggan -

- after a final toboggan ride.

Yes, that is after you
finish toboggans with cabbage.

- Who will we see?
- Melvin and Taarnhøj.

"Get the most red cabbage down
the toboggan run on this toboggan, -

- most red cabbage left on the
toboggan after the trip wins.

If you use one thing that others
use, then you are disqualified."

What do you think first?

I hope they haven't used
the same thing as me.

Just help me get them on.

It seems insanely stable.

Well.

Just roll, Mark, I'm ready.

How many cabbages do you
think will be left?

By my calculations, everyone
should want to stay back.

I'm not a loser, right?

Please push me.

- So am I done now?
- Yes.

So what?

We lost some along the way, Mark.

Is there a toboggan
or minicar in the task?

Sled.

We just have to agree on the rules.
When do we count the cabbages?

After the toboggan run.

That was the slowest winter
sports accident I've seen.

It becomes difficult
to explain at home.

Did you even notice
how many cabbages were left?

Yes ...

- How many?
- 0.

You completed the challenge,
though with 0 cabbages ...

And no dignity.

But all it takes is the other
three disqualifying each other,

- then you have a shared first place.

So we have to hope for their failure.
Great, man.

Shut up; it’s Christmas.

Shouldn't we see some more?

Yes, yes. If you use something that
others have used, you are disqualified.

- Warberg and Stephania.
- Oh ...

We need something that can hold
all the red cabbage at once.

Nobody has used it here.
It's full of shit.

So your plan is?

To put all of them in, lie down on it
and have the trash over me.

OK.

- Can you help?
- I can do that.

Don't you want to see
if there is a saw?

My own little sunbeam.

Get started chopping.
You take the bucket.

Red cabbage salad must be made.
It's Christmas.

- Mark!
- What should I do?

Chop more red cabbage like hell!

Then I just think I'm
chopping more red cabbage.

You will be so good to
mold into a stable.

Eh, thank you.

I like our cooperation, -

- because if others have done it,
it may not be chopped.

Nah.

- Is it just going down here?
- Yes.

It's a shit hill of your choice.

And nothing fell off.

- Thanks for the game.
- We did it.

Do we have anything ...

- What are you looking for?
- Tape.

Yes, it's perfect.

3, 2, 1, now.

We are turning crooked.

Go, go.

Stephania and Warberg, is there
anything you need to talk about?

It was a completely
different kind of tape.

It may well be that
I'm disqualified -

- because I didn't have cabbage on,
but Stephania got all her.

It is then gaffer tape.

- Mine was black tape.
- And I had silver tape.

That's what I set out to do -

- that you might like to
congratulate each other -

- not having used the
same kind of gaffer tape.

You are not disqualified
because you have 0 cabbage, -

- but share a safe second place ...

... with the other zero-cabbage heads.

It's been 20 minutes
since I heard Stephania say,

- "I love Christmas,” and now we
have seen how you celebrate it.

It takes place with saws and
pruning and bloody attitude of -

- how to make red cabbage salad.

- Did I snort?
- No ...

No, that's right,
you shouted decidedly.

Yes, you seem the least
batshit crazy in that clip.

You go from monster aggressiveness
to Christmas songs in 1 second.

Christmas may well be a little stressful.

The most important thing is to be
in a good mood when the family arrives.

Exactly.

- We are missing one.
- Sofie Linde.

Now you have to be honest.

How nervous are you about using
something the others have used?

Quite nervous.

I really want to use that trash can.

Did the others use it?

Say something, Mark!

It's brilliant, after all.

Damn, Mark!

Oh, there's a big
inner struggle in my head.

I can't take that trash can
because everyone's taken it.

OK.

Look what I found here.

Well, a big spacious basket.

No one has taken this.

I do not believe
that others have found it.

No, and then you want
to fasten with tape?

Yes ...

Oh fuck, of course I can’t
use the tape either.

I'll take this.

OK ...

- It's stressing wildly.
- You can't feel it.

- Shut up!
- Yes.

"Get the most red cabbage
down the toboggan run."

There is nothing to say
that I must not slow it down.

And we are off.

And it runs.

So ...

Did I get it?

"Get the most red cabbage
down the toboggan run -

- most red cabbage left on the
toboggan after the ride wins." Done.

Well, now I can leave, and I will.

Are you psychic?

You're so close to using
a waste bin and some tape -

- and end up using things -

- which no one else has used.

Yes.

And one thing you avoid as
opposed to the zero-cabbage team ...

You may have realized that
if you don't brake the sled,

- then it tips over the edge
at the end of the track.

Does that mean Sofie manages
to get how many cabbages down?

All the cabbage heads.

Tough.

We are in the crazy situation -

- that you all managed
to complete the task -

- with unique instruments.

None of you mutually
disqualify each other.

Shouldn't we all get a point for that?

Yes!

You are free to -

- but right now there are 3 points
for both Warberg, Melvin and you, Taarnhøj.

A split third place.

4 points to you, Stephania,
despite temper.

And 5 points for Sofie Linde.

Then I can almost figure out
who is leading the team here -

- heading into the very last task.

It is good enough.
It's Sofie Linde.

However, there are still points
to pick up in the last task.

As always, it's going to take
place right here on stage.

This is the last chance
for our 5 participants -

- to collect Christmas points
in the very last task.

Should we just have it read aloud?

Warberg, you don't have many points -

- but now it's Christmas, so you must ...

Thank you very much.

I can't win anything.

"When you are told,
put an almond in your mouth -

- or in your hand.

With the almond in your mouth or hand -

- you must answer a question
from the Taskmaster.

Don't eat your almond, -

- and your answer to the Taskmaster
must be at least 5 words.

If the Taskmaster guesses where you
placed your almond, you're out.

If Taskmaster Lasse guesses
where your almond is located -

- then you are eliminated.

We start ...

We're not going, Stephania.
It's probably going to be your turn.

- We start at Sofie Linde.
- Because you have the most points.

Here's your question.

How tall should a Christmas tree be?

It should be ... 2 meters.

It was exactly 5 words; that’s very lucky.

I think you have the almond
in your mouth.

Jacob Taarnhøj, what did you wish
for Christmas when you were a child?

I ...

... wished ...

... me ...

... a ...

... sled.

You have the almond in your hand.

Yes ...

Like that, first man out.

Melvin, your parents are pastors,
do you go to church on Christmas Eve?

At least we really do.

Nice, you got it in your mouth.

Yes.

Stephania, how many different
Christmas songs do you know?

I know a lot of different Christmas songs.

That's a lot more than 5 words.

You have the almond in your hand.

No, I had so many fun things in store.

It's in your hand.
Out as #3, 3 points for you.

We're already down to two.

Thomas, sometimes it pays
to have the fewest points.

The others smoked out
before you even joined.

What are you doing?

Thomas Warberg, is it true you got
my mother's phone number?

Yes, I can confirm that ...

... that I have.

Thomas Warberg, you have
the almond in your hand.

The winner is Sofie Linde!

Who is the overall winner
of our Christmas Stormester?

She’s standing right there
and is named ...

... Sofie Linde.

You must pick up the moose,
congratulations on it.

There are enough Swedish moose
and Danish taskmaster goods -

- both this Christmas
and a bit towards fasting.

Sofie Linde is both winner of Season 2
and the Christmas edition of Stormester 2019.

Thank you very much for watching.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Original Danish texts:TopTexT
Kjeld Melchiorsen