Stormester (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Ikke uden samtykke - full transcript
Welcome to Taskmaster
If this is your first time watching -
- I have two things to say:
1) I'm really disappointed in you.
2) Don't worry. It's easy to get on board.
I've created some diabolical tasks -
- and five celebrities try to complete them.
You can play along at home.
Tonight we'll see how they did.
They are:
X Factor host Sofie Linde.
Stand-up comedian Melvin Kakooza.
Stand-up comedian Thomas Warberg.
Stand-up comedian Jacob Taarnhøj.
And actress Stephania Potalivo.
While you're at home thinking -
- "Can we think of a better way to do it?" -
- remember that this is the first time
the contestants see how they did -
- compared to the others.
That will be revealed tonight.
Welcome, contestants.
Thank you.
I'm joined by my assistant,
Mark Le Fêvre.
What have you got there?
Thanks for asking.
I'm so inspired by you, Lasse.
So, thank you.
Now, I have an idea for a new TV show.
Fi...four regular people
complete unusual tasks.
Working title: Task Apprentice.
I see.
It's good.
You want to hear one?
Sounds like I can't stop you.
Thanks for wanting to hear it.
Example: Point in a surprising direction.
You have 8 hours. Time starts now.
I've got lots more.
What's this?
Blink on cue.
You time starts now.
That's not easy.
But these tasks are for regular people.
Not the taskmaster.
I can't wait.
Where is the show on?
In my room.
Good luck with that.
Let's get on with Taskmaster.
Let's find out what's at stake.
One of the contestants has brought
an item to play for.
Something they can't live without
for extra motivation.
Who's brought the item tonight?
It's you, Thomas Warberg.
Yes, I thought
"What can't I live without?"
"What do I love most in the world?"
So I looked at my girlfriend -
- and asked her to get our dog.
So, you can win my dog.
This is Ibsen.
So I'd really like to win this episode.
Someone once told me
"The ugliest dogs are the cutest".
That is the cutest dog I've ever seen.
Usually, we put the prize up there.
It'll probably die, then.
To keep Ibsen out of danger -
- because it seems like a dog
that would fall off a balcony -
- we've put a picture up there.
Say goodbye to your dog.
See you later, hopefully.
Warberg, listen.
Even if you lose Ibsen tonight -
- and that's a real risk -
- there's an even better prize
for the season winner.
We add up your points
in all seven episodes -
- the person with the most points wins -
- this fleshy, golden trophy!
Good luck everyone.
Let's get started.
Mark, what have you got for us?
The first task.
That's great.
Hi, Mark.
Hello, Jacob.
There's something
on the coat rack for me?
You're standing like you're
my groom at the altar.
Welcome.
Thanks.
Too bad I'm spoken for.
Mortgage and everything.
When you hear this siren ...
Then we get in the basement.
When you hear the siren,
put on a boilersuit -
- and lie down flat
on the ground.
Boilersuits.
You can't touch or move the boilersuits
before the siren sounds.
Fastest person wins.
I had to read the last part
before I felt safe.
So now that task is just looming.
It's triggered by the siren,
which may sound at any moment.
Yes, it's a looming task.
Let's move on to the next task.
Wow, just gorgeous.
Thank you very much.
Wish I could afford this house
and this view!
Hello.
It's a bowling lane.
It is.
Cool!
Looks fun.
My favorite lane!
You brought it here
from the Fun & Bowl.
It wasn't cheap.
That's right.
Do you bowl a lot?
I'm a real bawler.
I suck at bowling -
- but I see that this is bumper bowling.
That's my game.
You use bumpers, right?
Yes, you?
No, not since I turned -
- twenty-seven.
Knock down the fewest pins.
You may place one object in each section -
- or place two objects in one section.
What sections? Those sections?
Section 1, section 2, section 3.
You may only use
the objects on the table.
You can't use yourself or the table.
You may not alter
the ramp, the balls or the pins.
The bowling balls are
released in 5 minutes.
Your time starts now.
What?!
Stopping the balls completely
would be optimal.
What's the objective again?
Knock down the fewest.
When did you realize
it was fewest pins wins?
Hasn't dawned on him yet.
What are you asking?
Did I do it wrong?
We'll find out.
Let's see a couple.
So we're putting off Warberg?
Yes!
Then let's see Sofie and Stephania.
I'll try this.
Go ahead.
Where I grew up,
we bowled all the time.
Your hometown has a nice bowling alley.
It really does.
Cosmic bowling!
I'm thinking that ...
I'm not really thinking.
Let me understand this.
I'll try this. Trying is allowed.
Absolutely.
Have you built stuff with duct tape before?
Oh yes. My whole house
is held together by duct tape.
How much time?
1 minute 40 seconds.
Could you unwrap this?
Sure.
Let's go! Quick, quick, quick!
Just have it ready for me.
Yes, more duct tape.
Quick, quick, quick.
One more big piece.
20 seconds.
More duct tape.
It's completely useless.
10 seconds.
I need to remove this.
We'll go with the legs.
Bowling commences!
Look out!
Knocked down quite a few.
Almost a strike.
But the aim was no pins.
That's right. I'm just saying.
That's not funny.
Are you mad?
I don't understand
what I could have done differently.
String and duct tape, Stephania?
But did you notice
how passionate I was?
I really wanted it.
I worked on it.
We collaborated.
We had tempo.
I really wanted it.
But that string was really weird.
I have good news and bad news.
Bad news:
33 out of 36 pins knocked down.
Good news:
Sofie didn't knock down any pins.
That's not good news for me.
I didn't say good news for you.
I just said good news.
It's good news for Sofie.
Congratulations, Sofie.
Thank you, Stephania. Sorry.
How quickly did you decide on a strategy
when you saw the objects?
At lightning speed.
I immediately scan the table.
"Yes, we're going with this."
And it worked.
You pared it down to two objects.
Do you want the good news
and the bad news?
No, just the good news.
Good news first.
You ended up with only
two objects in one section.
Good for you.
Great.
Now the bad news.
Stephania knocked down 33 pins.
Compared to my bad news,
that's actually good news.
Stephania, you used
string and duct tape in one section -
- and a pool toy in another section.
That's against the rules. Disqualified.
That's the way it is.
One object in each section
or two objects in one section.
I'll do better later on.
Sure!
Who's next?
It's Thomas Warberg.
Why the ...
You're trying to
steer the balls to one side.
So they run along the bumper.
That's it.
Here.
Can I just tape that down?
What does the task say?
Can't alter the ramp, balls or pins.
Can I tape down the red crossbar?
That's up to the taskmaster.
Is that altering the ramp?
I guess so, right?
I don't know.
You never give a straight answer!
It's almost like
that's my role on the show.
Don't stay locked in your role!
Break free!
A minute and a half.
I don't want the time!
Are you giving me the time?!
You have to be open
and forget that time.
Live your life, Mark!
Bowling in 1 minute 20 seconds.
Mark!
Thomas.
This is 2019!
You have to!
Tell me if I can tape down ...
It's too late now, right?!
Let me check.
Now it's too late. 1 minute.
If I'd had the time,
would it have been okay?
It's too late now anyway.
That's up to the taskmaster.
Unbelievable!
Is this it?!
You could have warned me.
Time was up.
Would it have been okay
to tape down the crossbar?
That's up to ...
The taskmaster, I know.
That duct tape question of yours.
Would it have been okay to tape it down?
Wouldn't that alter the ramp?
I don't know!
It's hypothetical. If you'd done it,
you would have found out.
But you didn't.
Live your life!
Break free!
You spent over half your time
asking Mark questions he won't answer.
Over half your time spent
asking about the crossbar.
It's to show
how parliament works.
Is there someone better
than 36 pins out of 36?
Taarnhøj and Melvin coming up.
Okay.
This is stupid.
Let's lay out some stuff and see.
2 minutes 30 seconds.
My strategy is -
- If I put this one close -
- and make sure it's tight.
- it won't move. Right?
I could block it way up here.
Get it right away.
This won't work, Mark.
How much time?
1 minute 5 seconds.
Let's see if this is more robust.
30 seconds to bowling.
Can you lie down across it?
I'm able to do that, yes.
You can't use yourself or the table.
20 seconds.
This could be my pièce de résistance
in the field of bad bowling.
Suddenly I'm wondering how heavy they are.
Let's find out.
10, 9, ...
Bowling time!
And go!
The power of gaffer tape!
And that is how the cookie crumbles.
I knew it, Mark!
I'm a clever kinda guy.
It worked!
That's how you do it!
Surprisingly confident job, Taarnhøj.
I'm not a confident person?
Not in the first episode.
That's right. It was poor
in a number of ways.
But this was a success.
Indeed.
Melvin, you had to check the rules.
You put Mark in the last section
on the ramp.
I was trying to create a dramatic scene.
Mark would lie down and
not know if the legs would hold.
And I didn't know either.
You were right to check the rules.
Because the rules state
"You can't use yourself or the table".
But also "You may only use
the objects on the table."
Mark was not on the table.
I'm not an object either.
This means you used too many objects -
- and Mark who was not on the table.
So you stopped the balls -
- but you're disqualified, too.
Join the club.
So one contestant
knocked down all 36 pins -
- and two contestants
knocked down zero pins.
A perfect score, congratulations.
What does that do to the scores?
We have joint leaders
on 5 points:
Sofie Linde and Jacob Taarnhøj.
5 points, wow.
And slightly surprisingly,
3 points for Thomas Warberg.
And two disqualifications.
So these are the scores.
We've only just begun.
Let's have another task.
Can I have a sensory treat, Mark Le Fêvre?
You're in luck, I have something
pleasing to the ears.
Hi, Sofie Linde.
Hi!
Are you comfortable?
I'm okay.
There's been some cutbacks
in TV2's budget.
Make the best noise.
You have 20 minutes.
When you're ready, say
"This is my best noise".
After your best noise,
be quiet for 10 seconds.
Your time starts now.
What might be a good noise?
A fart.
We did have curry for lunch.
Let's repeat the rules of the task.
We're looking for their best noise.
They have one attempt,
but they can practice.
When ready, they must say
"This is my best noise".
Mark, let's hear some noises.
Let's start with Melvin and Stephania.
Best noise?
Not good enough.
Trying the other armpit.
Does this sound pleasant?
Hey.
Not that pleasant.
It could also be a noise I know.
Do I know one?
Maybe I do, but it's a melody.
I'm practicing.
This is my best noise!
This is my best noise.
Good job!
Can I just say -
- the noise Stephania makes
is really traumatic -
- if you've seen The Exorcist.
Are you exorcising a demon?
Wow.
Where did you get that noise, Stephania?
You're right, I'm possessed by something.
Yes, what is that something?
Can you do it now?
No tricks involved.
When did you discover this noise?
Just then!
It's wild,
having to come up with a noise.
So I just experimented,
to see what came out -
- and that was it.
You've never made that noise before?!
Not anywhere
for you to know about.
Stop it!
There's no joke there.
Melvin, you're the youngest contestant.
Thanks.
I did mean it as a complement.
He took it as such.
You chose a song
that people my age -
- remember as the theme song
to a TV game show.
Right, Popcorn.
It's an old electropop song.
It's as old as I am.
I should have mentioned
that I wanted an original noise.
I didn't have time to compose my own.
I was tight on time.
How much time would you need
to make your own song?
Maybe 60 more seconds.
I know you're musically gifted.
But you still made a pleasant noise.
That's the first two noises.
So far, they've made noises
with just their bodies.
No instruments so far -
- or things found around the house.
Someone must have used those.
There's Taarnhøj and Warberg.
Okay, right.
Let's look for noises.
Follow me!
All right!
What noises do I like?
That's a noise.
How about ...
A baby's first cry.
We'll need a woman giving birth.
That's difficult.
A strike in bowling.
Can we make that?
Oh, wow.
Bottles. Of booze.
Like the bowling thing.
This is my best noise.
Another idea for a noise I always enjoy ...
I don't have automatic top-up
on my travel card.
So I live in constant fear of -
- not being able to check in.
This is my best noise.
Jacob Taarnhøj,
that was quite the gamble.
That's life when you live
in a cheap studio apartment.
You can't make ends meet.
So it was a 50/50 situation -
- check-in or no check-in?
Yes.
Warberg, you emptied out
all my bottles of booze -
- to make the pleasing noise
of a strike in bowling.
The sound editing of my noise
is sorely lacking.
There were so many more
layers to it.
One of my favorite noises is -
- when you put a bottle
in the recycling -
- and you throw it in there
so fast that it breaks -
- it's like you've won something.
Or you hear someone in there go "ouch!"
That's one layer.
And then I'm a teetotal alcoholic -
- so the idea of emptying bottles of booze
is another layer.
So there's three layers to it.
Fighting addiction.
There's the strike.
And there's saving the environment
by using recycling containers.
Now that you're expounding the story -
- it's a lovely sentiment.
That whole story
could have been your best noise.
I remember that
Sofie's first instinct was -
- is there a fart noise I can use?
Is that coming up?
Pull my finger and find out.
Isn't a real fart a good noise?
Absolutely.
I can't do it. Not under pressure.
That was ...
Let's call it an honest mistake.
I know just who to call.
I'll get my phone.
What's the new idea?
Christopher owes my husband a favor.
Christopher who?
Christopher, the singer.
Christopher Christopher.
Christopher Christopher?
Hello, I need to
come up with a great noise.
Doesn't Christopher owe you a favor -
- from the bachelor party thing?
No! I know! Could you send me
"Golden Boy" Malte's number?
Yes.
Good. Really quickly -
- I have 2 minutes 10 seconds.
Okay.
Bye.
There's no time! There's no time!
Quickly calling Malte.
This is Malte.
This is Sofie Linde.
Hi, Sofie.
Hi, Malte, my friend.
I'm on Taskmaster.
I have 1 minute
to come up with a good noise.
You have the best singing voice
of anyone I know.
If I ask you to sing
praises to Lasse Rimmer -
- would you do it?
Praises?
Yes, just like "Lasse, you're so great
and good, I love you".
50 seconds left.
Sure.
Really? Okay.
This is my noise.
Go ahead, Malte!
Lasse, you're so cool
and nice and wonderful.
Are you a model, Lasse?
Come to my hotel room, Lasse.
You're Denmark's best TV host, Lasse.
Much better than Sofie Linde.
No, strike that, as good as Sofie Linde.
Love you, Malte, thank you so much!
You're welcome.
Talk to you later. Bye.
That was a great noise!
I made it!
I'll admit, I'm sucker for that stuff.
Me, too.
I have goosebumps in
unmentionable places.
I'm really star-struck.
But it's a bit Downton Abbey.
Sofie has her servants make the noises.
No, Sofie Linde acts as a conduit and ...
I should have just called
[immigrant politician] Naser Khader.
Listen to my voice.
Nothing pleasant can come out of me.
It's too shrill.
No matter what I do,
it never sounds good.
So I called the person with
the sweetest, softest voice that I know -
- I don't really know him that well -
- but he sang for you.
And he can compose
in less than 60 seconds.
He's the gold boy,
I'm the coal boy.
It's a completely different league.
And what happens to coal under pressure?
Exactly.
It gets hot, right?
"It gets hot"?
It turns into diamonds, dammit!
Exactly! And everyone got that.
There was not enough silence
after your best noise -
- but only a lesser TV host
would care about that -
- after all that praise.
I'll say this: No matter what happens -
- that song is my new ringtone.
Let's rank the noises.
Sorry, Jacob. You took a chance -
- but was rejected.
That ... followed by your ... -
- that's the sound of 1 point.
I may regret this.
I'm giving 4 points to Sofie -
- but 2 of those points are for Malte,
so 2 points for Sofie.
He's singing.
Fair enough.
Nice noise, slightly unoriginal.
Melvin, 3 points.
I loved the strike story.
Warberg, 4 points.
Because I never expected to hear -
- a woman looking like you
make a noise like that-
- 5 points for Stephania Potalivo.
Mark, what has that done to the scores?
A slight change,
tied for lead -
- Thomas Warberg and Sofie Linde.
How about a surprising task?
How about one of these?
No, one of mine.
One of mine.
Is that a -
- a small egg.
Chocolate egg?
Yes!
It's like an exotic version of you.
A brown egg!
Nothing happens.
Is the task to eat an egg?
I don't know.
We haven't read it yet.
I thought I'd enjoy a piece of chocolate -
- before the stress of the task.
Put the most surprising thing
in a chocolate egg -
- and give it to the taskmaster.
You mean Lasse?
Yes, I was so in awe.
To think that I'm in his room.
Most surprising thing wins.
You have 8 weeks.
Your time starts now.
Putting a child in there
would be awesome.
Like, a baby.
Do you know Lasse's girlfriend?
Yes.
Could we get a positive
pregnancy test from her?
That would surprise him.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Where do we start?
Sofie?
Yes, good idea.
Want me to show you my egg?
The dark one.
That one.
This one?
So this is Sofie's chocolate egg.
Do I cut it?
I would do this. Crack it by hand.
What is this!?
It's a fertilized egg!
That's semen. It's a fertilized egg.
I'll say this -
- I'm surprised.
I shouldn't be, because it's an egg.
A fertilized one.
Who's surprising me next?
Melvin.
Oh, I'm a bit shaken up right now.
Where are we going, Melvin?
I've been traveling. Just kidding.
I've made an easter basket.
You've made ...
It's chocolate love!
It's you and me.
Look underneath,
there something there.
This was a present from
my 12-year-old daughter -
- when I turned 47 recently.
And now it's here.
I'm surprised.
I'll just say: Verisure offers excellent
home security and alarm subscriptions.
I swear, just two hours ago
my girlfriend texted me -
- "Where are your birthday presents?"
Did you know that?
Or maybe not, who knows?
The egg contains ...
The key ring I got.
And cards from a board game I got
from my 16-year-old.
And some candy I got.
Strong start from Sofie,
super strong follow-up from Melvin
Can anyone top this?
So, we've got semen, theft,
and now Warberg.
Yes, I brought the smallest egg.
That one.
You just open,
there's no setup.
We need to see it -
- when you pry it open.
Can I just ... ?
Will I kill something?
No, go ahead.
Oh, it did actually break.
What is it?!
Push it.
It's clown noses!
Couldn't care less
that I had to work for this one.
Just adds to the surprise.
For a moment, I thought you'd killed
a teddy bear and put it in a balloon.
Then it turned out to be
a nice little magic thing.
I'm loving the surprises so far.
Two left. Who's next?
Stephania.
Which one is yours?
The only one that's dressed up a bit.
It's beautiful.
Is it a dragon head?
It was bought in the city of Odense.
Oh, I see.
It's a menstrual cup!
A DivaCup!
Right?
Yes, an OrganiCup.
If I was a woman, I'd use one of these.
Good for the environment,
outside and in.
Jacob Taarnhøj, the last one must be yours.
That's my egg for you, Lasse.
It may be something you're missing.
There's nothing inside.
That's a ... mistake.
Did you bring the wrong egg?
Fuck, I've given it to my nephew.
I have a 2-year-old nephew.
I gave him an easter egg, too.
I'm sorry.
I know you love watches.
Especially your Rolex, right?
I had your girlfriend steal it
and I put it in the egg.
At least your 2-year-old nephew
will be on time now.
We've got pictures of him.
Oh, that's my nephew.
Aww, he gets a Rolex watch.
No! That's not good.
I'm really sorry, Lasse.
Quite a surprise.
Let's rank them.
Taarnhøj -
- this is almost masochistic -
- because I have to give you 5 points.
Happy to get my presents back.
I was very surprised.
Skillfully orchestrated.
Melvin, you get 4 points.
As for the rest ...
Sofie, 3 points.
Never had a chocolate egg -
- fertilized.
Warberg, great idea.
But unsurprisingly,
I didn't execute your idea very well.
So it fell a little flat,
like the foam balls.
So slightly less surprising
than Stephania's.
1 point for Warberg,
2 for Stephania.
What has that done
to the scores, Mark Le Fêvre?
Jacob Taarnhøj is in the lead!
Let's see if the next task changes that.
What lies ahead?
The contestants find
themselves in a bit of a bind.
Is it the rope one?
All right, yes.
What kind of naughty game
have you set up?
I'm a married woman, Mark.
Hi, Jacob.
Hi, Mark.
Where's the table?
Gone.
Rope and duct tape.
Are we on a date?
Good stuff.
Right.
There's a task here.
Tie yourself up. You have 10 minutes.
After 10 minutes, Mark -
- will free you.
The person that takes
the longest to free, wins.
How do you feel about knots?
I was a scout.
So I'm not great at it.
Have you got experience with ropes?
No, I was never a scout.
Could you turn around?
For the entire duration.
Otherwise, you'll see how I did it.
Is it a secret knot?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Mark, go over the rules
of the task.
They have 10 minutes
to tie themselves up.
After 10 minutes,
I try to free them.
Longest time to free wins.
Let's see it.
I can show you
all of them except Sofie -
- for legal reasons.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
What's your strategy?
Have you ever had a phone charger
rolling around in a bag all day?
You create a super complicated
knot without even trying.
I'll simulate that now.
There are different things.
You're walking around.
What is it?
What now?!
Will it be hard to untie you?
Dunno, we'll see.
Give me your hands.
Both of them.
Happy to help.
This will slow you down.
Go back over there.
No! Shit!
You bastards!
Oh, no.
I just need to -
- get out.
Lucky I was a bad scout.
You bastards!
You really hate us
at this point.
Stephania, you yelled
"You bastards" and "I hate you".
Deservedly so.
Mark, what were the times?
But the task is not complete yet.
Oh right, they were
tying themselves up.
Clock still running on the other one?
Oh yes.
I still don't want you to look at me.
If it sounds again, I'm out.
Out of the show entirely?
Yes.
There are limits.
Look away!
1 minute 40 seconds.
No rush.
3, 2, 1. Time's up.
I have to free you now.
Let's do it, then.
What are you doing?!
Stephania!
Yes.
Freed!
That was a lot of work.
I'm working with you, Mark.
Not against you.
Doesn't feel that way.
I can't get rid of the tape on your ass!
I've been trying to get rid of
that ass for three years now.
No squats can tame it!
Are you down there?
Clock's ticking, Mark.
You are f...
No! What's that?
Freed!
She's freed!
You're free!
Stop the clock.
Some of you worked out -
It's maybe not about tying yourself up -
- but about making it difficult
for Mark to untie you.
They didn't include all of it, huh?
That's right.
What didn't we include?
Don't wanna talk about it.
Details! What happened?
I gave you a nimmer-nammer.
You even have a name for it!
What is a nimmer-nammer?
Alright, then. Once more.
That's four so far.
With some legal reservations,
you've saved Sofie Linde for last.
Not sure I'm allowed,
but here she is.
I'll tie it in places you can't touch -
- to make it awkward for you.
You can't touch my ass either.
Especially nowadays.
You're not allowed to touch me.
#MeToo can destroy your whole career.
Just when you're about to do
a one-man show.
How do I get out?!
How humiliating.
What's your strategy?
I'm making a chastity belt.
Then a knot right on my breast.
If you touch me,
you'll get #MeToo'd
It's installation art.
For women. We're in shackles.
I don't want you to touch me.
Just saying.
... Mark tries to free you.
I says I have to.
You're not touching me.
I'm a married woman.
I didn't lead you on.
At no point have I given you
consent to touch me.
I'm saying up front: Stop!
This is gonna take a while.
No!
I haven't given you
consent to touch me.
Still doing the task.
We'll stop the clock now
to get Sofie's time.
Mark, are you afraid of Sofie?
You were so scared of me!
You asked me afterwards
if I'd meant it!
Let's get their times.
All of them?
Yes.
First, the boilersuits.
Melvin, 1 minute 24 seconds.
1 point.
Warberg, 1 minute 5 seconds.
2 points.
Jacob Taarnhøj, 58 seconds.
3 points.
Stephania, 53 seconds.
4 points.
Sofie Linde, 48 seconds.
5 points.
We're playing for 10 points,
it was kind of a double task.
What were the times
for the tie-yourself-up task?
I needed to free them,
so the fastest are the worst.
Warberg, 2 minutes 27 seconds.
1 point.
I'll never see my dog again.
Stephania, I freed you -
- and other things happened -
- in 6 minutes 30 seconds.
2 points.
Jacob Taarnhøj, 6 minutes 48 seconds.
3 points.
Melvin, 13 minutes 20 seconds.
4 points.
Sofie Linde's time has just stopped.
So it's -
- 8 weeks, 8 hours,
4 minutes and 34 seconds.
Is that enough to win this round?
Before the final task of the show -
- live in the studio -
- what's the score? Who's ahead?
Sofie Linde on 20 points!
Let's see who will go home
with a dog after this episode.
Here's the final task.
In the final task tonight,
the contestants will get creative.
Mark, let's reveal the task.
Thomas Warberg,
could you read out the task?
I can't see anything!
You're in the way.
Sorry.
Are you ready to hear the task?
Yes.
Paint the most recognizable thing
on your board.
Your face must be incorporated
into the painting.
Most recognizable painting wins.
You have 2 minutes.
Paint something I can recognize
on your canvas.
Your face must be part of the painting.
Got it?
Yes.
Your time starts now.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Stephania ...
Not in the eye, Stephania.
Looks good.
Yours, too.
I'm done.
5 seconds.
Time's up!
You're so childish.
I'm not childish!
Mine is all above-board.
I agree.
You're either a delicate flower on a meadow
or an elephant.
You're an elephant!
Melvin, you wrote upside-down
and back-to-front: Whitney
So I'm guessing you're
a sad Whitney Houston
Yes!
Warberg, you're a bird in a cage.
You're a parakeet or a parrot!
Oh, yes.
You're spot-on, Lasse.
Tweet-tweet.
Jacob, I hope that's a car.
But what's that on top of it?
That's me, Lasse.
Why are you standing on a car?
I got into the car all wrong.
Stephania, I saw you study me very closely,
when you drew on your face.
Otherwise, I would have guessed
a well-hung penguin.
But with the beard and glasses,
I'll have to assume it's me.
I'll give out some points.
1 point for Taarnhøj.
I still don't know what it is.
Warberg, you don't fool me.
Tweet-tweet.
Still 2 points. Nice try.
3 points to Melvin
for writing Whitney.
She had a tattoo of her name.
She had her own name
tattooed on her body?
We will never know,
she's gone now.
I'm just saying.
I had to guess twice to get Sofie's.
I didn't see the root of the trunk
on your face.
4 points.
Easiest to recognize.
5 points for Stephania.
Who is tonight's winner?
There's a clear winner -
- it's Sofie Linde!
Here comes Ibsen.
Tonight, we've learned that
an elephant can own a dog -
- if it all pans out.
Thank you and good night.
If this is your first time watching -
- I have two things to say:
1) I'm really disappointed in you.
2) Don't worry. It's easy to get on board.
I've created some diabolical tasks -
- and five celebrities try to complete them.
You can play along at home.
Tonight we'll see how they did.
They are:
X Factor host Sofie Linde.
Stand-up comedian Melvin Kakooza.
Stand-up comedian Thomas Warberg.
Stand-up comedian Jacob Taarnhøj.
And actress Stephania Potalivo.
While you're at home thinking -
- "Can we think of a better way to do it?" -
- remember that this is the first time
the contestants see how they did -
- compared to the others.
That will be revealed tonight.
Welcome, contestants.
Thank you.
I'm joined by my assistant,
Mark Le Fêvre.
What have you got there?
Thanks for asking.
I'm so inspired by you, Lasse.
So, thank you.
Now, I have an idea for a new TV show.
Fi...four regular people
complete unusual tasks.
Working title: Task Apprentice.
I see.
It's good.
You want to hear one?
Sounds like I can't stop you.
Thanks for wanting to hear it.
Example: Point in a surprising direction.
You have 8 hours. Time starts now.
I've got lots more.
What's this?
Blink on cue.
You time starts now.
That's not easy.
But these tasks are for regular people.
Not the taskmaster.
I can't wait.
Where is the show on?
In my room.
Good luck with that.
Let's get on with Taskmaster.
Let's find out what's at stake.
One of the contestants has brought
an item to play for.
Something they can't live without
for extra motivation.
Who's brought the item tonight?
It's you, Thomas Warberg.
Yes, I thought
"What can't I live without?"
"What do I love most in the world?"
So I looked at my girlfriend -
- and asked her to get our dog.
So, you can win my dog.
This is Ibsen.
So I'd really like to win this episode.
Someone once told me
"The ugliest dogs are the cutest".
That is the cutest dog I've ever seen.
Usually, we put the prize up there.
It'll probably die, then.
To keep Ibsen out of danger -
- because it seems like a dog
that would fall off a balcony -
- we've put a picture up there.
Say goodbye to your dog.
See you later, hopefully.
Warberg, listen.
Even if you lose Ibsen tonight -
- and that's a real risk -
- there's an even better prize
for the season winner.
We add up your points
in all seven episodes -
- the person with the most points wins -
- this fleshy, golden trophy!
Good luck everyone.
Let's get started.
Mark, what have you got for us?
The first task.
That's great.
Hi, Mark.
Hello, Jacob.
There's something
on the coat rack for me?
You're standing like you're
my groom at the altar.
Welcome.
Thanks.
Too bad I'm spoken for.
Mortgage and everything.
When you hear this siren ...
Then we get in the basement.
When you hear the siren,
put on a boilersuit -
- and lie down flat
on the ground.
Boilersuits.
You can't touch or move the boilersuits
before the siren sounds.
Fastest person wins.
I had to read the last part
before I felt safe.
So now that task is just looming.
It's triggered by the siren,
which may sound at any moment.
Yes, it's a looming task.
Let's move on to the next task.
Wow, just gorgeous.
Thank you very much.
Wish I could afford this house
and this view!
Hello.
It's a bowling lane.
It is.
Cool!
Looks fun.
My favorite lane!
You brought it here
from the Fun & Bowl.
It wasn't cheap.
That's right.
Do you bowl a lot?
I'm a real bawler.
I suck at bowling -
- but I see that this is bumper bowling.
That's my game.
You use bumpers, right?
Yes, you?
No, not since I turned -
- twenty-seven.
Knock down the fewest pins.
You may place one object in each section -
- or place two objects in one section.
What sections? Those sections?
Section 1, section 2, section 3.
You may only use
the objects on the table.
You can't use yourself or the table.
You may not alter
the ramp, the balls or the pins.
The bowling balls are
released in 5 minutes.
Your time starts now.
What?!
Stopping the balls completely
would be optimal.
What's the objective again?
Knock down the fewest.
When did you realize
it was fewest pins wins?
Hasn't dawned on him yet.
What are you asking?
Did I do it wrong?
We'll find out.
Let's see a couple.
So we're putting off Warberg?
Yes!
Then let's see Sofie and Stephania.
I'll try this.
Go ahead.
Where I grew up,
we bowled all the time.
Your hometown has a nice bowling alley.
It really does.
Cosmic bowling!
I'm thinking that ...
I'm not really thinking.
Let me understand this.
I'll try this. Trying is allowed.
Absolutely.
Have you built stuff with duct tape before?
Oh yes. My whole house
is held together by duct tape.
How much time?
1 minute 40 seconds.
Could you unwrap this?
Sure.
Let's go! Quick, quick, quick!
Just have it ready for me.
Yes, more duct tape.
Quick, quick, quick.
One more big piece.
20 seconds.
More duct tape.
It's completely useless.
10 seconds.
I need to remove this.
We'll go with the legs.
Bowling commences!
Look out!
Knocked down quite a few.
Almost a strike.
But the aim was no pins.
That's right. I'm just saying.
That's not funny.
Are you mad?
I don't understand
what I could have done differently.
String and duct tape, Stephania?
But did you notice
how passionate I was?
I really wanted it.
I worked on it.
We collaborated.
We had tempo.
I really wanted it.
But that string was really weird.
I have good news and bad news.
Bad news:
33 out of 36 pins knocked down.
Good news:
Sofie didn't knock down any pins.
That's not good news for me.
I didn't say good news for you.
I just said good news.
It's good news for Sofie.
Congratulations, Sofie.
Thank you, Stephania. Sorry.
How quickly did you decide on a strategy
when you saw the objects?
At lightning speed.
I immediately scan the table.
"Yes, we're going with this."
And it worked.
You pared it down to two objects.
Do you want the good news
and the bad news?
No, just the good news.
Good news first.
You ended up with only
two objects in one section.
Good for you.
Great.
Now the bad news.
Stephania knocked down 33 pins.
Compared to my bad news,
that's actually good news.
Stephania, you used
string and duct tape in one section -
- and a pool toy in another section.
That's against the rules. Disqualified.
That's the way it is.
One object in each section
or two objects in one section.
I'll do better later on.
Sure!
Who's next?
It's Thomas Warberg.
Why the ...
You're trying to
steer the balls to one side.
So they run along the bumper.
That's it.
Here.
Can I just tape that down?
What does the task say?
Can't alter the ramp, balls or pins.
Can I tape down the red crossbar?
That's up to the taskmaster.
Is that altering the ramp?
I guess so, right?
I don't know.
You never give a straight answer!
It's almost like
that's my role on the show.
Don't stay locked in your role!
Break free!
A minute and a half.
I don't want the time!
Are you giving me the time?!
You have to be open
and forget that time.
Live your life, Mark!
Bowling in 1 minute 20 seconds.
Mark!
Thomas.
This is 2019!
You have to!
Tell me if I can tape down ...
It's too late now, right?!
Let me check.
Now it's too late. 1 minute.
If I'd had the time,
would it have been okay?
It's too late now anyway.
That's up to the taskmaster.
Unbelievable!
Is this it?!
You could have warned me.
Time was up.
Would it have been okay
to tape down the crossbar?
That's up to ...
The taskmaster, I know.
That duct tape question of yours.
Would it have been okay to tape it down?
Wouldn't that alter the ramp?
I don't know!
It's hypothetical. If you'd done it,
you would have found out.
But you didn't.
Live your life!
Break free!
You spent over half your time
asking Mark questions he won't answer.
Over half your time spent
asking about the crossbar.
It's to show
how parliament works.
Is there someone better
than 36 pins out of 36?
Taarnhøj and Melvin coming up.
Okay.
This is stupid.
Let's lay out some stuff and see.
2 minutes 30 seconds.
My strategy is -
- If I put this one close -
- and make sure it's tight.
- it won't move. Right?
I could block it way up here.
Get it right away.
This won't work, Mark.
How much time?
1 minute 5 seconds.
Let's see if this is more robust.
30 seconds to bowling.
Can you lie down across it?
I'm able to do that, yes.
You can't use yourself or the table.
20 seconds.
This could be my pièce de résistance
in the field of bad bowling.
Suddenly I'm wondering how heavy they are.
Let's find out.
10, 9, ...
Bowling time!
And go!
The power of gaffer tape!
And that is how the cookie crumbles.
I knew it, Mark!
I'm a clever kinda guy.
It worked!
That's how you do it!
Surprisingly confident job, Taarnhøj.
I'm not a confident person?
Not in the first episode.
That's right. It was poor
in a number of ways.
But this was a success.
Indeed.
Melvin, you had to check the rules.
You put Mark in the last section
on the ramp.
I was trying to create a dramatic scene.
Mark would lie down and
not know if the legs would hold.
And I didn't know either.
You were right to check the rules.
Because the rules state
"You can't use yourself or the table".
But also "You may only use
the objects on the table."
Mark was not on the table.
I'm not an object either.
This means you used too many objects -
- and Mark who was not on the table.
So you stopped the balls -
- but you're disqualified, too.
Join the club.
So one contestant
knocked down all 36 pins -
- and two contestants
knocked down zero pins.
A perfect score, congratulations.
What does that do to the scores?
We have joint leaders
on 5 points:
Sofie Linde and Jacob Taarnhøj.
5 points, wow.
And slightly surprisingly,
3 points for Thomas Warberg.
And two disqualifications.
So these are the scores.
We've only just begun.
Let's have another task.
Can I have a sensory treat, Mark Le Fêvre?
You're in luck, I have something
pleasing to the ears.
Hi, Sofie Linde.
Hi!
Are you comfortable?
I'm okay.
There's been some cutbacks
in TV2's budget.
Make the best noise.
You have 20 minutes.
When you're ready, say
"This is my best noise".
After your best noise,
be quiet for 10 seconds.
Your time starts now.
What might be a good noise?
A fart.
We did have curry for lunch.
Let's repeat the rules of the task.
We're looking for their best noise.
They have one attempt,
but they can practice.
When ready, they must say
"This is my best noise".
Mark, let's hear some noises.
Let's start with Melvin and Stephania.
Best noise?
Not good enough.
Trying the other armpit.
Does this sound pleasant?
Hey.
Not that pleasant.
It could also be a noise I know.
Do I know one?
Maybe I do, but it's a melody.
I'm practicing.
This is my best noise!
This is my best noise.
Good job!
Can I just say -
- the noise Stephania makes
is really traumatic -
- if you've seen The Exorcist.
Are you exorcising a demon?
Wow.
Where did you get that noise, Stephania?
You're right, I'm possessed by something.
Yes, what is that something?
Can you do it now?
No tricks involved.
When did you discover this noise?
Just then!
It's wild,
having to come up with a noise.
So I just experimented,
to see what came out -
- and that was it.
You've never made that noise before?!
Not anywhere
for you to know about.
Stop it!
There's no joke there.
Melvin, you're the youngest contestant.
Thanks.
I did mean it as a complement.
He took it as such.
You chose a song
that people my age -
- remember as the theme song
to a TV game show.
Right, Popcorn.
It's an old electropop song.
It's as old as I am.
I should have mentioned
that I wanted an original noise.
I didn't have time to compose my own.
I was tight on time.
How much time would you need
to make your own song?
Maybe 60 more seconds.
I know you're musically gifted.
But you still made a pleasant noise.
That's the first two noises.
So far, they've made noises
with just their bodies.
No instruments so far -
- or things found around the house.
Someone must have used those.
There's Taarnhøj and Warberg.
Okay, right.
Let's look for noises.
Follow me!
All right!
What noises do I like?
That's a noise.
How about ...
A baby's first cry.
We'll need a woman giving birth.
That's difficult.
A strike in bowling.
Can we make that?
Oh, wow.
Bottles. Of booze.
Like the bowling thing.
This is my best noise.
Another idea for a noise I always enjoy ...
I don't have automatic top-up
on my travel card.
So I live in constant fear of -
- not being able to check in.
This is my best noise.
Jacob Taarnhøj,
that was quite the gamble.
That's life when you live
in a cheap studio apartment.
You can't make ends meet.
So it was a 50/50 situation -
- check-in or no check-in?
Yes.
Warberg, you emptied out
all my bottles of booze -
- to make the pleasing noise
of a strike in bowling.
The sound editing of my noise
is sorely lacking.
There were so many more
layers to it.
One of my favorite noises is -
- when you put a bottle
in the recycling -
- and you throw it in there
so fast that it breaks -
- it's like you've won something.
Or you hear someone in there go "ouch!"
That's one layer.
And then I'm a teetotal alcoholic -
- so the idea of emptying bottles of booze
is another layer.
So there's three layers to it.
Fighting addiction.
There's the strike.
And there's saving the environment
by using recycling containers.
Now that you're expounding the story -
- it's a lovely sentiment.
That whole story
could have been your best noise.
I remember that
Sofie's first instinct was -
- is there a fart noise I can use?
Is that coming up?
Pull my finger and find out.
Isn't a real fart a good noise?
Absolutely.
I can't do it. Not under pressure.
That was ...
Let's call it an honest mistake.
I know just who to call.
I'll get my phone.
What's the new idea?
Christopher owes my husband a favor.
Christopher who?
Christopher, the singer.
Christopher Christopher.
Christopher Christopher?
Hello, I need to
come up with a great noise.
Doesn't Christopher owe you a favor -
- from the bachelor party thing?
No! I know! Could you send me
"Golden Boy" Malte's number?
Yes.
Good. Really quickly -
- I have 2 minutes 10 seconds.
Okay.
Bye.
There's no time! There's no time!
Quickly calling Malte.
This is Malte.
This is Sofie Linde.
Hi, Sofie.
Hi, Malte, my friend.
I'm on Taskmaster.
I have 1 minute
to come up with a good noise.
You have the best singing voice
of anyone I know.
If I ask you to sing
praises to Lasse Rimmer -
- would you do it?
Praises?
Yes, just like "Lasse, you're so great
and good, I love you".
50 seconds left.
Sure.
Really? Okay.
This is my noise.
Go ahead, Malte!
Lasse, you're so cool
and nice and wonderful.
Are you a model, Lasse?
Come to my hotel room, Lasse.
You're Denmark's best TV host, Lasse.
Much better than Sofie Linde.
No, strike that, as good as Sofie Linde.
Love you, Malte, thank you so much!
You're welcome.
Talk to you later. Bye.
That was a great noise!
I made it!
I'll admit, I'm sucker for that stuff.
Me, too.
I have goosebumps in
unmentionable places.
I'm really star-struck.
But it's a bit Downton Abbey.
Sofie has her servants make the noises.
No, Sofie Linde acts as a conduit and ...
I should have just called
[immigrant politician] Naser Khader.
Listen to my voice.
Nothing pleasant can come out of me.
It's too shrill.
No matter what I do,
it never sounds good.
So I called the person with
the sweetest, softest voice that I know -
- I don't really know him that well -
- but he sang for you.
And he can compose
in less than 60 seconds.
He's the gold boy,
I'm the coal boy.
It's a completely different league.
And what happens to coal under pressure?
Exactly.
It gets hot, right?
"It gets hot"?
It turns into diamonds, dammit!
Exactly! And everyone got that.
There was not enough silence
after your best noise -
- but only a lesser TV host
would care about that -
- after all that praise.
I'll say this: No matter what happens -
- that song is my new ringtone.
Let's rank the noises.
Sorry, Jacob. You took a chance -
- but was rejected.
That ... followed by your ... -
- that's the sound of 1 point.
I may regret this.
I'm giving 4 points to Sofie -
- but 2 of those points are for Malte,
so 2 points for Sofie.
He's singing.
Fair enough.
Nice noise, slightly unoriginal.
Melvin, 3 points.
I loved the strike story.
Warberg, 4 points.
Because I never expected to hear -
- a woman looking like you
make a noise like that-
- 5 points for Stephania Potalivo.
Mark, what has that done to the scores?
A slight change,
tied for lead -
- Thomas Warberg and Sofie Linde.
How about a surprising task?
How about one of these?
No, one of mine.
One of mine.
Is that a -
- a small egg.
Chocolate egg?
Yes!
It's like an exotic version of you.
A brown egg!
Nothing happens.
Is the task to eat an egg?
I don't know.
We haven't read it yet.
I thought I'd enjoy a piece of chocolate -
- before the stress of the task.
Put the most surprising thing
in a chocolate egg -
- and give it to the taskmaster.
You mean Lasse?
Yes, I was so in awe.
To think that I'm in his room.
Most surprising thing wins.
You have 8 weeks.
Your time starts now.
Putting a child in there
would be awesome.
Like, a baby.
Do you know Lasse's girlfriend?
Yes.
Could we get a positive
pregnancy test from her?
That would surprise him.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Where do we start?
Sofie?
Yes, good idea.
Want me to show you my egg?
The dark one.
That one.
This one?
So this is Sofie's chocolate egg.
Do I cut it?
I would do this. Crack it by hand.
What is this!?
It's a fertilized egg!
That's semen. It's a fertilized egg.
I'll say this -
- I'm surprised.
I shouldn't be, because it's an egg.
A fertilized one.
Who's surprising me next?
Melvin.
Oh, I'm a bit shaken up right now.
Where are we going, Melvin?
I've been traveling. Just kidding.
I've made an easter basket.
You've made ...
It's chocolate love!
It's you and me.
Look underneath,
there something there.
This was a present from
my 12-year-old daughter -
- when I turned 47 recently.
And now it's here.
I'm surprised.
I'll just say: Verisure offers excellent
home security and alarm subscriptions.
I swear, just two hours ago
my girlfriend texted me -
- "Where are your birthday presents?"
Did you know that?
Or maybe not, who knows?
The egg contains ...
The key ring I got.
And cards from a board game I got
from my 16-year-old.
And some candy I got.
Strong start from Sofie,
super strong follow-up from Melvin
Can anyone top this?
So, we've got semen, theft,
and now Warberg.
Yes, I brought the smallest egg.
That one.
You just open,
there's no setup.
We need to see it -
- when you pry it open.
Can I just ... ?
Will I kill something?
No, go ahead.
Oh, it did actually break.
What is it?!
Push it.
It's clown noses!
Couldn't care less
that I had to work for this one.
Just adds to the surprise.
For a moment, I thought you'd killed
a teddy bear and put it in a balloon.
Then it turned out to be
a nice little magic thing.
I'm loving the surprises so far.
Two left. Who's next?
Stephania.
Which one is yours?
The only one that's dressed up a bit.
It's beautiful.
Is it a dragon head?
It was bought in the city of Odense.
Oh, I see.
It's a menstrual cup!
A DivaCup!
Right?
Yes, an OrganiCup.
If I was a woman, I'd use one of these.
Good for the environment,
outside and in.
Jacob Taarnhøj, the last one must be yours.
That's my egg for you, Lasse.
It may be something you're missing.
There's nothing inside.
That's a ... mistake.
Did you bring the wrong egg?
Fuck, I've given it to my nephew.
I have a 2-year-old nephew.
I gave him an easter egg, too.
I'm sorry.
I know you love watches.
Especially your Rolex, right?
I had your girlfriend steal it
and I put it in the egg.
At least your 2-year-old nephew
will be on time now.
We've got pictures of him.
Oh, that's my nephew.
Aww, he gets a Rolex watch.
No! That's not good.
I'm really sorry, Lasse.
Quite a surprise.
Let's rank them.
Taarnhøj -
- this is almost masochistic -
- because I have to give you 5 points.
Happy to get my presents back.
I was very surprised.
Skillfully orchestrated.
Melvin, you get 4 points.
As for the rest ...
Sofie, 3 points.
Never had a chocolate egg -
- fertilized.
Warberg, great idea.
But unsurprisingly,
I didn't execute your idea very well.
So it fell a little flat,
like the foam balls.
So slightly less surprising
than Stephania's.
1 point for Warberg,
2 for Stephania.
What has that done
to the scores, Mark Le Fêvre?
Jacob Taarnhøj is in the lead!
Let's see if the next task changes that.
What lies ahead?
The contestants find
themselves in a bit of a bind.
Is it the rope one?
All right, yes.
What kind of naughty game
have you set up?
I'm a married woman, Mark.
Hi, Jacob.
Hi, Mark.
Where's the table?
Gone.
Rope and duct tape.
Are we on a date?
Good stuff.
Right.
There's a task here.
Tie yourself up. You have 10 minutes.
After 10 minutes, Mark -
- will free you.
The person that takes
the longest to free, wins.
How do you feel about knots?
I was a scout.
So I'm not great at it.
Have you got experience with ropes?
No, I was never a scout.
Could you turn around?
For the entire duration.
Otherwise, you'll see how I did it.
Is it a secret knot?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Mark, go over the rules
of the task.
They have 10 minutes
to tie themselves up.
After 10 minutes,
I try to free them.
Longest time to free wins.
Let's see it.
I can show you
all of them except Sofie -
- for legal reasons.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
What's your strategy?
Have you ever had a phone charger
rolling around in a bag all day?
You create a super complicated
knot without even trying.
I'll simulate that now.
There are different things.
You're walking around.
What is it?
What now?!
Will it be hard to untie you?
Dunno, we'll see.
Give me your hands.
Both of them.
Happy to help.
This will slow you down.
Go back over there.
No! Shit!
You bastards!
Oh, no.
I just need to -
- get out.
Lucky I was a bad scout.
You bastards!
You really hate us
at this point.
Stephania, you yelled
"You bastards" and "I hate you".
Deservedly so.
Mark, what were the times?
But the task is not complete yet.
Oh right, they were
tying themselves up.
Clock still running on the other one?
Oh yes.
I still don't want you to look at me.
If it sounds again, I'm out.
Out of the show entirely?
Yes.
There are limits.
Look away!
1 minute 40 seconds.
No rush.
3, 2, 1. Time's up.
I have to free you now.
Let's do it, then.
What are you doing?!
Stephania!
Yes.
Freed!
That was a lot of work.
I'm working with you, Mark.
Not against you.
Doesn't feel that way.
I can't get rid of the tape on your ass!
I've been trying to get rid of
that ass for three years now.
No squats can tame it!
Are you down there?
Clock's ticking, Mark.
You are f...
No! What's that?
Freed!
She's freed!
You're free!
Stop the clock.
Some of you worked out -
It's maybe not about tying yourself up -
- but about making it difficult
for Mark to untie you.
They didn't include all of it, huh?
That's right.
What didn't we include?
Don't wanna talk about it.
Details! What happened?
I gave you a nimmer-nammer.
You even have a name for it!
What is a nimmer-nammer?
Alright, then. Once more.
That's four so far.
With some legal reservations,
you've saved Sofie Linde for last.
Not sure I'm allowed,
but here she is.
I'll tie it in places you can't touch -
- to make it awkward for you.
You can't touch my ass either.
Especially nowadays.
You're not allowed to touch me.
#MeToo can destroy your whole career.
Just when you're about to do
a one-man show.
How do I get out?!
How humiliating.
What's your strategy?
I'm making a chastity belt.
Then a knot right on my breast.
If you touch me,
you'll get #MeToo'd
It's installation art.
For women. We're in shackles.
I don't want you to touch me.
Just saying.
... Mark tries to free you.
I says I have to.
You're not touching me.
I'm a married woman.
I didn't lead you on.
At no point have I given you
consent to touch me.
I'm saying up front: Stop!
This is gonna take a while.
No!
I haven't given you
consent to touch me.
Still doing the task.
We'll stop the clock now
to get Sofie's time.
Mark, are you afraid of Sofie?
You were so scared of me!
You asked me afterwards
if I'd meant it!
Let's get their times.
All of them?
Yes.
First, the boilersuits.
Melvin, 1 minute 24 seconds.
1 point.
Warberg, 1 minute 5 seconds.
2 points.
Jacob Taarnhøj, 58 seconds.
3 points.
Stephania, 53 seconds.
4 points.
Sofie Linde, 48 seconds.
5 points.
We're playing for 10 points,
it was kind of a double task.
What were the times
for the tie-yourself-up task?
I needed to free them,
so the fastest are the worst.
Warberg, 2 minutes 27 seconds.
1 point.
I'll never see my dog again.
Stephania, I freed you -
- and other things happened -
- in 6 minutes 30 seconds.
2 points.
Jacob Taarnhøj, 6 minutes 48 seconds.
3 points.
Melvin, 13 minutes 20 seconds.
4 points.
Sofie Linde's time has just stopped.
So it's -
- 8 weeks, 8 hours,
4 minutes and 34 seconds.
Is that enough to win this round?
Before the final task of the show -
- live in the studio -
- what's the score? Who's ahead?
Sofie Linde on 20 points!
Let's see who will go home
with a dog after this episode.
Here's the final task.
In the final task tonight,
the contestants will get creative.
Mark, let's reveal the task.
Thomas Warberg,
could you read out the task?
I can't see anything!
You're in the way.
Sorry.
Are you ready to hear the task?
Yes.
Paint the most recognizable thing
on your board.
Your face must be incorporated
into the painting.
Most recognizable painting wins.
You have 2 minutes.
Paint something I can recognize
on your canvas.
Your face must be part of the painting.
Got it?
Yes.
Your time starts now.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Stephania ...
Not in the eye, Stephania.
Looks good.
Yours, too.
I'm done.
5 seconds.
Time's up!
You're so childish.
I'm not childish!
Mine is all above-board.
I agree.
You're either a delicate flower on a meadow
or an elephant.
You're an elephant!
Melvin, you wrote upside-down
and back-to-front: Whitney
So I'm guessing you're
a sad Whitney Houston
Yes!
Warberg, you're a bird in a cage.
You're a parakeet or a parrot!
Oh, yes.
You're spot-on, Lasse.
Tweet-tweet.
Jacob, I hope that's a car.
But what's that on top of it?
That's me, Lasse.
Why are you standing on a car?
I got into the car all wrong.
Stephania, I saw you study me very closely,
when you drew on your face.
Otherwise, I would have guessed
a well-hung penguin.
But with the beard and glasses,
I'll have to assume it's me.
I'll give out some points.
1 point for Taarnhøj.
I still don't know what it is.
Warberg, you don't fool me.
Tweet-tweet.
Still 2 points. Nice try.
3 points to Melvin
for writing Whitney.
She had a tattoo of her name.
She had her own name
tattooed on her body?
We will never know,
she's gone now.
I'm just saying.
I had to guess twice to get Sofie's.
I didn't see the root of the trunk
on your face.
4 points.
Easiest to recognize.
5 points for Stephania.
Who is tonight's winner?
There's a clear winner -
- it's Sofie Linde!
Here comes Ibsen.
Tonight, we've learned that
an elephant can own a dog -
- if it all pans out.
Thank you and good night.