Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 6, Episode 2 - Guidance - full transcript

Amethyst has started a new program wherein Gems choose jobs in Beach City. While happy with the effort, Steven is unhappy that they have chosen jobs that resemble what they did on Homeworld...

♪ We ♪

♪ Are in the future ♪

♪ Here we are in the future ♪

♪ And it's bright ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I can't believe ♪

♪ We've come so far ♪

♪ Steven Universe: Future ♪

- ♪ Here we are ♪
- ♪ Steve Universe: Future ♪

Two steps to the left.

There's a chair
right behind you.



Sit down and... okay.
Ta-da!

Fish Stew Pizza...
what a nice surprise.

That's not the surprise.

Notice anything different?

Bixbite?
Uh, is she working here?

Yeah, dude,
and she's crushing it.

Bixbite is an expert
at slicing and dicing,

so now she can put her skills
to use in a pizza shop.

That's awesome.
Mmm.

Look at that 'za, brah,

each slice
exactly the same length...

45 degrees.

Wow, pure perfection.

I am so proud.



I almost feel bad eating it.
[Chomps]

I didn't know Bixbite wanted
a career in the culinary arts.

Yeah, we talked a lot about
her interests and experience.

Then I spoke to Kofi
and set her up here.

This was your idea?

Yeah, and she's just
the beginning.

I wanted to do something big
for the school,

so I've been pairing gems up
with human jobs.

The results have been amazing!

I call it the
Gem-Human Excellence Mentorship,

or GHEM.

Oh, I get it, like gem.

No, it's GHEM.

There's an "H."

[Grunts]

All clear, my mayor.

[Grunts]

All clear.

You've got Rubies
in your program, too?

Yeah, and these two
are Nanefua's new bodyguards.

[Chair scrapes]

How many other gems
are working in Beach City?

Glad you asked.

[Chatter]

Hey!

Blue Lace Agate?

[Gasps] Biggs Jasper?

[Screaming]

Crazy Lace?

The Quartzes have
taken over Funland?

Yeah, man.

Mr. Smiley has been understaffed
for so long.

I figured he could use
a whole army of help.

- Army?
- Ooh, check it out.

Nephrite is doing
some skywriting.

With all her experience
flying drop ships,

she's better
in the air than Andy.

Mm, guess she's a perfectionist,
though.

Um, Amethyst, isn't this all
a little on the nose?

Oh, oh, look.

Snowflake Obsidian
and Little Larimar

found some ice-related jobs
on the boardwalk.

Hmm, I don't know about this.

About what?

Ice gems doing ice stuff,
pilot gems doing pilot stuff,

guard gems doing guard stuff.

Isn't that exactly what
they were doing on Homeworld?

[Chuckles] No.

It's just like we used to do
on Homeworld.

Thanks, Amethyst!

These are the jobs they wanted.

Well, sure, they think
they want to do this stuff,

but it's up to us to get them
out of their comfort zones.

I don't know, man.

Comfortable can be good, too.

Bear with me for a sec.
Hey, guys.

I was wondering
what you two did on Homeworld.

I dug ice trenches
for their armies.

I made ice sculptures
for the Diamonds.

So ice is kind of like
your default mode?

Yes.

Did you ever think of trying
something else?

Like filling ice trenches?

Well, how would you like
to fly a plane?

[Engine rumbling]

Uh, I don't snow about this.

What? Can't hear you!
You're gonna do great!

I had an idea for you, Larimar.

You could operate
the Funland roller coaster.

It's a great job, and you
get to help people have fun.

What is this wonderful noise?

Those are the joyful screams
of people on a roller coaster.

Human screams are my favorite
of the Earth's delights.

I want to hear
the human screams forever.

Okay.
That's kind of troubling,

but your heart
is in the right place.

One day, I'll make you scream,
Steven.

You push the lever up to
speed up and pull down to stop.

Why don't you give it a go?

Give me the screams!

See, Amethyst?

With just a small tweak,

your good idea
is working even better.

I don't know about this, man.

Come on.
Let's go help some more gems.

Wow, sure feels good
to help people.

Can't wait to see how everyone
learns and grows

outside their comfort zones,

but until then,
I guess my work here is done.

Order up!

Delivery! Delivery!
Delivery!

Here you go, and I'll take that.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Here you go.
Mission complete!

Aah!

Huh?

Hit me with another.

Hey, Steven.
Want a snow cone?

Amethyst, I need your help.

Our brilliant plan is falling apart.

Why would you want my help?

You haven't liked
any of my ideas today.

That's not true.

This gem-mentorship thing
was a great idea.

It was a great idea when gems
were picking their own jobs,

but you came in
and told everyone

what they can
and can't do, even me!

I was wrong.

I should've trusted you with
your gem-mentorship program.

I don't know why I thought

I could just
take it over like that.

I'm so sorry.

Well, I'm glad
you've come around

because we've got our work
cut out for us now.

[Grunts]

No kidding.

Can you help me unhelp
all the people I helped?

Yeah. All right.
[Gasps]

Smoky!

Oh, whoops!

Whoo!

[Chuckles]
Hey, guys! You cool?

[Chuckles] Get it?

Because of the ice.
[Chuckles nervously]

No, but seriously, I'm so sorry.
Are you guys okay?

Phew.
That's good.

These are not the screams
I wish for!

Geez, seriously?

We're not going to make it.

Got to go faster!

Come on!

If Steven can save the universe,
I can save a roller coaster!

But saving the universe
took time!

I don't have any time!

[Screaming]

Ah! What do I do?

I don't know!
I don't know!

Just, ugh, give me a second!

Whoa! Cool!

Got you! Huh?

Whoa!

Okay.
That goes here.

Grab the phone
and put that back here.

Okay.
Time to go!

Here you go!

There you go.
All right.

Now time to stop
that roller coaster.

Well, sometimes you save
all the people,

but the roller coaster
still crashes into the ocean.

And that's okay.

Dude, what was that?

It was like everything
was in slow motion

because we were going so fast!

Yeah, it was pretty intense.

It was awesome!

[Dog barks]

[Grunts]

Back off, buddy.

You know, you were really
spot-on with everyone's jobs.

Yeah, I know, dude.

I mean, it's not like
I just guessed.

I talked to everyone
about what they wanted.

Everyone here has
kind of a weird history.

I just thought

they should be able
to choose how they feel about it

and choose their own future,
you know?

Yeah, I get it.

I feel like I finally figured
out what I'm supposed to do.

I spent so long not knowing who
I was or what I was made for.

I-I had to figure that out
for myself,

and now I think
I'm good at helping

other gems figure that out
for themselves, too.

Yeah.

So what about you?

Uh, what about me?

Now that things
are settling down a bit,

what are you going to do?

Come on.

Let's talk about your future!

[Laughs]

The doctor is in.
The first session is free.

[Chuckles] I don't know.

I still want to help people,

but maybe I'm losing my touch.

Huh?

Hey, Steven.
It's me, little Larimar.

I got you a surprise.

Can you guess what it is?

Uh... no.

It's a stuffed bear!

That's so nice,
but what's the gift for?

I just wanted to say thanks
for the amusement-park job.

I'm not great
at the roller-coaster operation.

We know, but I found out

I'm good at handing out
prizes to children,

and I love their laughter.

Aww.

It sounds just like screaming.

Ah, hmm.

I think the kids
really like me, too.

I've never been this happy.

Oh, no, we forgot Onion!

Eh, he's fine.