Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 23 - Are You My Dad? - full transcript

People are disappearing from Beach City, and Steven tries to solve the mystery.

♪ We ♪

♪ Are the Crystal ♪

♪ Gems ♪

♪ We'll always save the day ♪

(Steven:) ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪

♪ Always find a way ♪

♪ That's why the people ♪

♪ Of this world ♪

♪ Believe in ♪

♪ Garnet ♪

(Amethyst:) ♪ Amethyst



(Pearl:) ♪ And Pearl

And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 24 (WEBRip)

"Are You My Dad?"

♪ Hey, Mr. Postman,
bring me a post ♪

♪ Bring me the post
that I love the most ♪

Dagnabit!

Yo!
No package yet?

No package yet.

I definitely ordered
a pair of khakis

from The Distinguished Boy.

They should've
been delivered by now.

I'm a distinguished boy,
Amethyst.

Don't I deserve
distinguished khakis?

Aww.



Want one of these instead?

No, thanks.

Any second now.

Hey, Mr. Postman,
bring me a post!

Consarn it!

Still no Jamie.

I don't understand.
He's usually so punctual.

[ Sighs ]

[ Hums ]

♪ Bring me a post ♪

Hey, you shouldn't have to
waste your whole day

waiting for some thing
in the mail.

Take this can of magic beans
into town

and trade it for a donut!

You've been drinking...
beans?

They're good for the heart.

Unfortunately,
I know from experience

The Big Donut does not accept
magic beans as currency.

But you'd still wait for Jamie
while I got us some donuts?

Sure. Why not?

We'll hold down the fort
while you're gone.

(Pearl:)
Amethyst! Steven!

Look! We're building
a tiny house... for crabs!

Welcome to your new home.

Oh! They like it!

[ Laughter ]

Thanks, Amethyst!
No prob!

Just bring me back a bear claw!

[ Gulps ]

[ Humming ]

Good morning, Sour Cream!

Putting on a big rave tonight?

Oh... the fliers.

No, it's Onion.

He's been missing
for a couple of days now.

My mom and Yellowdad
are starting to get worried.

You haven't seen him around
lately, have you?

No. Have you checked his favorite
hiding spot in the woods?

Sure did.

What about inside
the vending machine at Funland?

No luck.

Blew a dollar checking, too.

What about that top-secret room
inside your house?

You mean his office?
Of course.

Hmm.

Eh, I'm sure he's fine.

If he's anything like me
when I was a kid,

he's probably just...
I don't know...

raving in a friend's backyard.

Anyway, I'd better
hang the rest of these up.

Can you make sure
Lars and Sadie get one of these?

I wanted to hang one up
at The Big Donut,

but it's closed.

Closed?

Lars!

Sadieeeeeee!

They have to be here.

I know what you guys are doing.

You guys are watching
scary movies in the break room,

like you're not supposed to be!

Open up!

I... want... a donut!

Hey! You trying to break in
or something?

Barb! Uh... no.

I-I was just looking
for Lars and Sadie.

But they're not back here.

Uh...
how did you get in?

Well, what kind of mother
would I be

if I didn't make a copy
of all my daughter's keys?!

[ Door unlocks ]

I only came over
to drop off Sadie's lunch.

She wasn't home last night,
so I figured I'd bring it here.

But the place
was completely empty.

Maybe it's some sort
of baker's holiday.

It's certainly
not a federal one.

Sadie never came home
last night?

Eh, she's an adult.

Probably just snuck off

for another "island adventure"
with her boyfriend.

That couldn't be.

They were going to go
to a party together,

but Lars never showed.

And when me and Sadie left,
she said she was going home.

And now Sour Cream is looking
everywhere for Onion.

And I was expecting a package
today from Jamie,

but he...
he never delivered it.

A package?

You mean one about yea big,
2 pounds, maybe 4 ounces?

[ Gasps ]
My distinguished khakis!

Did you see Jamie with them?

I did this morning...

just before sending him off
to your place.

Barb, this might be serious.

I'll go see if I can find anyone
on the boardwalk.

I'll go check doorsteps
for piled-up packages.

Then we'll know
if anyone else is missing.

Sadie!
Don't worry, honey!

Mama's comin' for ya, baby girl!

Good luck.

Jamie...

Onion...

Lars...

Sadie?

Maybe they're all on vacation?

No, Steven.
[ Sighs ]

Whatever the case,
it's up to me to find them.

Jamie! Onion! [ Arcade music
plays, games beeping ]

Lars! Sadie!

(Game 1): Awaiting new challengers
to validate me.

(Game 2:) Somebody, punch me!
Please.

[ Whirring ]

Well, Sour Cream was right...

Onion wasn't
in the vending machine.

And neither was anybody else.

[ Crunch ]

Are you my dad?

Aaah! A Gem!

Are you my dad?

I need to find my dad.

N-No, I-I'm not.

Mm.

[ Gasps ]

W-W-Wait! Wait!

Don't leave me
with another enigma!

And the gem was under her eye...

our right, her left.

And the wings and... yeah.

(Connie:) I think I made one eye
bigger than the other.

(Amethyst:) I was going
for a feeling.

(Pearl:) Honestly,
I can't even draw a circle.

[ Chuckles ]
Hmm.

(Steven:) Okay, Garnet,
you just drew yourself.

Uh, I like me.

Well, anyway,
I think Connie was the closest.

Thanks!

This was a waste of time.

We should be preparing
for a fight!

Whoever this is,
she's from Homeworld.

She's got to be here for us!

She's not, though. She said
she's looking for her dad.

What? Her dad?
What?

There are
all these people missing.

Maybe her dad's
gone missing, too.

But Gems don't have dads!

This doesn't make any sense.

Steven's a Gem,
and Steven has a dad.

There are no other Gems
like Steven.

Are you sure?

We've got to
get to the bottom of this.

We should split up
and investigate.

[ Gasps ]
Ruby and Sapphire!

Uh, no.
I meant split into teams.

Oh. Right.

Garnet with yourself, Pearl with
Amethyst, and Connie with me.

Let's go!

Connie, do you really think

there could be another Gem
like me?

Well, you know more about Gems
than I do.

But it can't be impossible.
You exist.

Hmm.

She didn't look
half human, though.

She was blue
and... had wings.

Well, what if she's adopted?

What if she crash-landed
in the big city

and she was taken in
by a lonely millionaire

with a heart of gold?

And a house of gold.

But one day, he went on
a business trip to Beach City

and he never came home.

I guess I'd watch
the movie of that.

Or read the book.

Or neither, 'cause it could be
reality, Steven!

You really think so?

Hey, the only way to know
is to find out.

Yeah!

♪♪

Ugh!
Hup!

[ Wind gusts ]

Yup. There's wind.

Man.

I feel like I was just here

with Onion and all his friends.

Where is he?

Poor Sour Cream,
missing his brother...

and Barb missing her daughter...

and her mailman...

and this new Gem
missing her dad!

I know what it's like
to have your dad taken away.

She must be so scared.

But you got your dad back.

And you'll solve this, too.

We'll solve this...
together.

Thanks, Connie.

Okay. Let's turn these woods
upside down.

♪♪

Onion!

Lars!

[ Echoing ] Jamie!

You in here delivering packages
to some peat moss?

Steven!
It's the Gem!

What?

She looks just like my drawing!

Come on. You don't have to be
afraid. We'll help you!

Jump down into my arms.

My body will break your fall.

Are you my dad?

What?

No.
I-I'm not your dad.

We can help you find your dad.

I'm not looking for your dad.

I'm looking for my dad.

I need to find my dad.

Right.

Well,
we'll... help you.

Connie!
[ Grunts ]

Connie, wait!
Be careful!

Connie. Are you Connie?

Yes! I'm Connie!

Me... Connie.
Connie... friend.

[ Laughs ]

Topaz!

I found one!
I found one!

I found a Connie!

Steven?

Connie!
[ Grunts ]

[ Loud thudding ]

[ Crows caw ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Muffled screaming ]

[ Whimpering frantically ]

Another Gem!

She... She has everyone!

Let them go!

[ Muffled screaming,
whimpering ]

[ Stomping ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Muffled screaming ]

Connie!

[ Grunts ]

Gah!

[ Panting ]

Look at those organics
squirming around.

Give me back my friends!

Don't bother listening
to that Steven.

He's not my dad.

[ Gasps ]

[ Giggles ]

Aaaaaah!

Ugh!

Now all we need is my dad,
and we're out of here!

[ Echoing ] Can't believe
they wasted an Aquamarine

on a job like this.

It's so easy, you could have
done it yourself, Topaz.

[ Giggles ]

[ Weakly ] No.

You can't take them.

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