Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 21 - Doug Out - full transcript
Steven and Connie join Connie's father on a stake out.
♪ We ♪
♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
(Steven:) ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Gar
(Amethyst:) ♪ Amethyst ♪
(Pearl:) ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 21
"Doug Out"
Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
Oh, and tell Ronaldo
I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
[ Grunts ]
Life can get
really intense, huh?
Yeah, especially your life.
Let's see...
Alien abduction.
Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
And sneaking out
right past a pair
of intergalactic tyrants!
[ Both laugh ]
Well, it's nice to know
we can still have
peaceful days like this
without any trouble.
Mm. Oof.
- Almost.
- [ Laughs ]
(Man:)
Hey, kid!
Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
- Oh, no, it's the cops! - Huh?
All the years
of ordering off menu
have finally
come back to taunt me!
You mean haunt you?
Steven, that's not even
a police car.
It's just...
I surrender!
I knew I was breaking the rules,
but...
I did it anyway!
The bits had their hooks in me!
[ Laughs ]
Dad, quit joking around.
Come on, Connie!
I almost had him.
Mr. Maheswaran?
[ Sighs ]
Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
You okay there, Steven?
Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
I'm good.
You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
[ Chuckles ] Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
I'm out here on a job, actually.
The private security company
I work for
got a call
from a Mr. Harold Smiley
stating that someone's
been lurking around Funland
after hours.
So, I'll be here all night...
on a stakeout.
Whoa, a stakeout!
Dad, that's so cool!
Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
Just like you guys!
Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
What?! What?!
Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
Hey, why not?
It's probably just
some kid loitering.
Hey, kid!
Yes, hello?
The sign above you
says no loitering.
They get younger every year.
So, y'all ready for this?
Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
Always.
[ Whispering ]
Coast is all clear behind us.
Things seem pretty quiet so far.
Well, yeah.
Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
But you never know.
Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
Wow. Wow.
I'm sure you guys
do lots of waiting
when you're saving the world.
It can't be all bam,
pow action all the time.
Aw, I wish.
There's a lot of fighting.
I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
Hey, Dad, what's this box?
Oh, I just confiscated that
from a kid who was shoplifting
in a costume shop.
Whoa!
You could totally use these
for disguises.
Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
How do you know
I'm not undercover right now?
Just kidding.
[ Chuckles ]
I need these to see.
But if you guys
want to play with that stuff,
go ahead.
Okay.
Well,I want to be undercover.
I'll be...
Veronica Cucamonga.
[ Italian accent ] It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
There's a clown nose back here.
[ Nose squeaks ]
No, thanks.
Being a security guard
is no joke,
which is why they equip us
with these.
Wow!
A flashlight!
Yeah.
It gets pretty dark out there.
[ Crash ]
What was that?
♪♪
Mama mia!
The fence-a!
How on earth did this happen?
If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
this would be a clean cut.
But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
This was no kid.
Well, if it wasn't
a misguided teen,
what could it be?
It's up to us to find out.
Sounds like
we better investigate.
Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
Right! Right!
♪♪
Huh?
♪
Hello?
This is security!
You are trespassing
on private property.
Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
Funland Incorporated
is not liable
for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
a deep fryer without a license.
You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
[ Crashing ]
Whoa.
Hey, stop right there!
[ Panting ]
Follow my lead.
[ Grunts ]
Don't move!
Did we lose them?
Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
Hmm. Hmm.
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Creaking ]
Bad move, chump.
That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
Oh, man.
Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
Hey, Steven, maybe
we should get our weapons.
That won't be necessary.
We're not here
to escalate the situation.
Besides, a good security guard
only needs
their trusty flashlight.
Hey!
Open up this instant!
Yeah, let us out! [ Grunts ]
[ Electricity hums ]
The ride's moving!
The ride's moving!
♪♪
- We got to shut it off!
- Don't worry.
I'll just use
my trusty flashlight.
[ Grunts ]
Oh, no!
The laws of physics!
Ow!
- You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
I've got a new idea, though.
This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
- Dad, I don't think that'll work.
- Go!
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ All screaming ]
We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
[ Grunts ]
Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
- Steven!
- [ Grunts ]
Sorry!
[ Electricity hums ]
[ All groaning ]
Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
this isn't a game.
You've endangered an officer of
the law and two small children.
Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
Steven, do you think
maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
It could be, but it trapped us.
The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
I, uh...
Well, whatever it is,
if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
♪♪
It's so quiet.
[ Electricity hums,
carnival music plays ]
- [ All gasp ]
- I can't believe this.
They're mocking us.
Show yourself!
What is it that you want here?
Prizes? Fun?
You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
You sick monster.
Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
Behind you!
[ Grunts ]
Dad!
[ Normal voice ]
Mr. Maheswaran!
Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
Just...
There they are!
Come on, Steven!
I'm right behind you!
You're not getting away
this time!
♪♪
That's a lot of gumballs!
- Jump!
- [ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
It's time to give up!
There's no way out!
(Doug:) Gumballs?
Aaaaah! [ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
Hey, kids.
The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
Good work, you two.
Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
Wait.
Onion!
You?
What are you doing here?
We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
Onion, it's me, Steven.
Steven Universe.
[ Murmuring frantically ]
That's just
Mr. Maheswaran.
Oh, my gosh,
did you think a bunch
of strangers were chasing you?
No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
Onion, everything's okay.
It can't just be a kid.
It doesn't make any sense!
What about that huge shadow?
I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
But the fence was ripped apart!
I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
[ Groans ]
Of course.
It's never actually something.
What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong.
It's just my job isn't like
the exhilerating adventures
you've been having with Steven
or the life-threatening
emergencies
your mom deals with
at the hospital.
The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
I was hoping
maybe you'd get to see me
take on a serious job,
but... I guess all I'm good at
is being your silly, old dad.
[ Grunts ]
You're right.
You are silly,
but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
Thanks. [ Chuckles ]
You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
[ Laughs ]
Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
Oh, yes, you are.
Just let him off the hook
on this one.
We already scared him straight.
The law must be different
for someone his age.
[ Sighs ]
You learned your lesson?
Then you're free to go.
[ Car door opens, closes,
engine starts ]
And remember, kid, no loitering.
I don't know how I'm gonna
explain this back at the office.
Sync corrections by srjanapala
♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
(Steven:) ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Gar
(Amethyst:) ♪ Amethyst ♪
(Pearl:) ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVERSE*
Season 04 Episode 21
"Doug Out"
Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
Oh, and tell Ronaldo
I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
[ Grunts ]
Life can get
really intense, huh?
Yeah, especially your life.
Let's see...
Alien abduction.
Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
And sneaking out
right past a pair
of intergalactic tyrants!
[ Both laugh ]
Well, it's nice to know
we can still have
peaceful days like this
without any trouble.
Mm. Oof.
- Almost.
- [ Laughs ]
(Man:)
Hey, kid!
Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
- Oh, no, it's the cops! - Huh?
All the years
of ordering off menu
have finally
come back to taunt me!
You mean haunt you?
Steven, that's not even
a police car.
It's just...
I surrender!
I knew I was breaking the rules,
but...
I did it anyway!
The bits had their hooks in me!
[ Laughs ]
Dad, quit joking around.
Come on, Connie!
I almost had him.
Mr. Maheswaran?
[ Sighs ]
Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
You okay there, Steven?
Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
I'm good.
You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
[ Chuckles ] Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
I'm out here on a job, actually.
The private security company
I work for
got a call
from a Mr. Harold Smiley
stating that someone's
been lurking around Funland
after hours.
So, I'll be here all night...
on a stakeout.
Whoa, a stakeout!
Dad, that's so cool!
Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
Just like you guys!
Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
What?! What?!
Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
Hey, why not?
It's probably just
some kid loitering.
Hey, kid!
Yes, hello?
The sign above you
says no loitering.
They get younger every year.
So, y'all ready for this?
Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
Always.
[ Whispering ]
Coast is all clear behind us.
Things seem pretty quiet so far.
Well, yeah.
Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
But you never know.
Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
Wow. Wow.
I'm sure you guys
do lots of waiting
when you're saving the world.
It can't be all bam,
pow action all the time.
Aw, I wish.
There's a lot of fighting.
I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
Hey, Dad, what's this box?
Oh, I just confiscated that
from a kid who was shoplifting
in a costume shop.
Whoa!
You could totally use these
for disguises.
Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
How do you know
I'm not undercover right now?
Just kidding.
[ Chuckles ]
I need these to see.
But if you guys
want to play with that stuff,
go ahead.
Okay.
Well,I want to be undercover.
I'll be...
Veronica Cucamonga.
[ Italian accent ] It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
There's a clown nose back here.
[ Nose squeaks ]
No, thanks.
Being a security guard
is no joke,
which is why they equip us
with these.
Wow!
A flashlight!
Yeah.
It gets pretty dark out there.
[ Crash ]
What was that?
♪♪
Mama mia!
The fence-a!
How on earth did this happen?
If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
this would be a clean cut.
But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
This was no kid.
Well, if it wasn't
a misguided teen,
what could it be?
It's up to us to find out.
Sounds like
we better investigate.
Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
Right! Right!
♪♪
Huh?
♪
Hello?
This is security!
You are trespassing
on private property.
Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
Funland Incorporated
is not liable
for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
a deep fryer without a license.
You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
[ Crashing ]
Whoa.
Hey, stop right there!
[ Panting ]
Follow my lead.
[ Grunts ]
Don't move!
Did we lose them?
Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
Hmm. Hmm.
[ Wind whistling ]
[ Creaking ]
Bad move, chump.
That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
Oh, man.
Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
Hey, Steven, maybe
we should get our weapons.
That won't be necessary.
We're not here
to escalate the situation.
Besides, a good security guard
only needs
their trusty flashlight.
Hey!
Open up this instant!
Yeah, let us out! [ Grunts ]
[ Electricity hums ]
The ride's moving!
The ride's moving!
♪♪
- We got to shut it off!
- Don't worry.
I'll just use
my trusty flashlight.
[ Grunts ]
Oh, no!
The laws of physics!
Ow!
- You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
I've got a new idea, though.
This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
- Dad, I don't think that'll work.
- Go!
[ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ All screaming ]
We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
[ Grunts ]
Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
- Steven!
- [ Grunts ]
Sorry!
[ Electricity hums ]
[ All groaning ]
Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
this isn't a game.
You've endangered an officer of
the law and two small children.
Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
Steven, do you think
maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
It could be, but it trapped us.
The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
I, uh...
Well, whatever it is,
if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
♪♪
It's so quiet.
[ Electricity hums,
carnival music plays ]
- [ All gasp ]
- I can't believe this.
They're mocking us.
Show yourself!
What is it that you want here?
Prizes? Fun?
You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
You sick monster.
Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
Behind you!
[ Grunts ]
Dad!
[ Normal voice ]
Mr. Maheswaran!
Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
Just...
There they are!
Come on, Steven!
I'm right behind you!
You're not getting away
this time!
♪♪
That's a lot of gumballs!
- Jump!
- [ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
It's time to give up!
There's no way out!
(Doug:) Gumballs?
Aaaaah! [ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
Hey, kids.
The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
Good work, you two.
Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
Wait.
Onion!
You?
What are you doing here?
We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
Onion, it's me, Steven.
Steven Universe.
[ Murmuring frantically ]
That's just
Mr. Maheswaran.
Oh, my gosh,
did you think a bunch
of strangers were chasing you?
No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
Onion, everything's okay.
It can't just be a kid.
It doesn't make any sense!
What about that huge shadow?
I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
But the fence was ripped apart!
I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
[ Groans ]
Of course.
It's never actually something.
What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong.
It's just my job isn't like
the exhilerating adventures
you've been having with Steven
or the life-threatening
emergencies
your mom deals with
at the hospital.
The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
I was hoping
maybe you'd get to see me
take on a serious job,
but... I guess all I'm good at
is being your silly, old dad.
[ Grunts ]
You're right.
You are silly,
but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
Thanks. [ Chuckles ]
You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
[ Laughs ]
Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
Oh, yes, you are.
Just let him off the hook
on this one.
We already scared him straight.
The law must be different
for someone his age.
[ Sighs ]
You learned your lesson?
Then you're free to go.
[ Car door opens, closes,
engine starts ]
And remember, kid, no loitering.
I don't know how I'm gonna
explain this back at the office.
Sync corrections by srjanapala