Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 2 - Know Your Fusion - full transcript
Steven and the gems experiment with fusions.
♪ We
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
Pearl: ♪ And pearl
And Steven!
And then we go
into the tricks.
All right.
But I really think we should
save the dogwalker
for next time.
This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.
And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.
Those two are acting
very suspicious.
Should we ask them
what's going on?
I can't.
Right.
Steven, Amethyst!
Is there something
you'd like to tell us?
So you guys know how we recently
had an epic showdown
in the beta kindergarten.
And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.
Both: But do you know...
who beat Jasper?
You two?
Peridot.
It didn't land.
Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!
Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!
All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.
Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.
Nice to meet ya.
[ Gasps ] What?!
Oh!
Don't bother putting
your socks back on,
'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!
[ Gasping ]
[ Babbling ]
Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.
This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!
Wait! Explain everything!
[ Screaming ]
This one's called "Jog the Dog"!
Oh! No!
[ Continues screaming ]
Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is called
"Dog Walking's
Just My Day Job
Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!
[ Continues Screaming ]
Garnet, a little help.
Mnh-mnh-mnh!
[ Gasps ] Sardonyx!
You know the rules about
weapons in the house.
Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.
Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.
You've made quite
the impression already.
In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...
Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.
I can, uh...reel it in.
Oh! [ Laughs ]
Stop!
But really, please -- stop.
Your act is tremendous.
But your stage is too small.
We need some space
to get to know each other.
Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.
You have a room
in the temple?
It exists
as long as I exist.
And here...I...am!
Come now, don't be shy.
Bwooop!
Smoky:
I can't see nothing in here.
Sardonyc: You cannot see
anything, my darling --
because the show
hasn't started yet!
Show?
[ Footsteps ]
Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,
it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!
[ Upbeat jazz playing ]
Good evening, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.
I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!
[ Cat screeches ]
Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!
[ Cheers and applause ]
So tell me, literally,
everything there is to know
about yourself.
And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ]
Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the kindergarten.
[ Laughter ]
Actually, that's where I sort
of -- pow -- became me.
And, uh, pow --
beat Jasper.
Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round kindergartens
and causing trouble.
Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.
Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.
I guess you could say
she had a...short fuse?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
Easy crowd, huh?
Where'd you get 'em?
I made them myself.
But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...
who are you?
Who is...Smoky...Quartz?
Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,
I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...
I-I don't know.
But I do know how to do this!
Uh...
This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!
Bow!
[ Applause ]
Yes, the yo-yo.
Seen it, lived it,
loved it!
But what about the rest
of your game?
I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
I ca lick my elbow.
I have three of them now.
[ Makes buzzing sound ]
We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!
[ Snaps fingers ]
Huh?
Listen, Smoky, let's talk --
fusion to fusion.
That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.
What? [ Giggles ]
Smoky, there's bound to be way
more to you than just...
a yo-yo.
[ Glass shatters ]
You're a fusion.
You're full of surprises!
You just don't
know it yet.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.
I've got it!
[ Scream in distance ]
Every fusion gets
something new --
a new power, a new weapon.
Like a yo-yo?
Yes, but better.
Let's find out
what's new about you.
[ Snaps fingers ]
[ Jazz theme plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
And welcome back!
Don't those
cartoon characters
make you want to buy
those products?
I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
We have a new segment
for you all tonight.
That's right, everyone.
It's time to Hit That Bird!
[ Cheers and applause ]
During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,
she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.
Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.
What do you say, Smoky?
Are you ready
to Hit That Bird?
Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?
Except if the string went
this a ways and...
Mm-hmm.
Let's start, shall we?
Time is
an impatient thing!
[ Squeak ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans, grunts ]
[ Squeaks ]
Oh!
[ Bell rings ]
Uh-oh, time's up.
Let's see.
The score tallies to...
one, two, three...
zero.
[ Audience groans ]
Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.
[ Laughter ]
What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?
Here we are!
I call this segment...
You Like That, Little Man?
'Cause everybody
loves a callback.
[ Laughter and applause ]
She's not actually
in this episode.
Do we still have to pay her?
Yes? Fair enough.
Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.
But Sugilite is a standout
for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.
But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?
Mmm, maybe?
Just hit the base
with this mallet,
and we'll see
how you measure up.
Okay.
[ Spits ]
[ Grunts ]
That all you got?
[ Audience groans ]
Gosh.
Ooh! Very close.
An extra spin around always
helps me!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
An extra spin, huh?
Okay.
[ Grunts ]
[ Clink ]
Ha ha! Nice try!
What?!
One more time!
[ Grunts ]
You...ain't...nothing!
[ Growls ]
Hmm, yes.
Something just isn't
hitting right here.
Maybe you're just strong...
♪ In a different way
We'll find out
in just a moment.
[ Applause ]
Play us over to stage right,
Jorge!
Uh...
Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.
Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.
Yeah, no duh.
Actually...who's Jorge?
Smoky,
you're holding out on me.
I'm ready to see
your main event.
Ah, you and me both.
Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.
Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voice
is up for debate,
but there's no room for
questions when she attacks --
exhaling a burning blaze!
So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."
Sardonyx, I don't know.
Come on, Smoky.
Step up
and see if you can spit
some elemental chaos
at the target.
[ Inhaling and exhaling
deeply ]
[ Burps ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles nervously ]
We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.
But don't change the channel.
There must be some common thread
between Steven and Amethyst
that's heightened
by their fusion.
I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.
[ Laughter ]
Something they both think.
Something they both do.
They say two wrongs
don't make a right --
I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
I'm just
one big super wrong...
[ Laughter grows louder ]
...good-for-nothing dud
with a yo-yo.
[ Loud laughter ]
They want to impress us!
They were planning this
all morning.
We hijacked their show!
I was excited!
It's not about us!
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Screams ]
What's happening?!
It's Sardonyx!
If she's not here,
the room can't exist!
Garnet!
[ Grunts ]
Pearl!
[ Grunts ]
[ Rumbling continues ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Grunts ] Huh?
[ Grunts ]
[ Thud, all grunting ]
[ All groaning ]
Sorry for the rough landing.
[ Groans ]
What are you talking about?!
That was amazing.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Amethyst!
You've been such
a good influence on him!
It's kind of
the other way around.
You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.
It can do so much stuff!
Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?
It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!
It's so unexpected.
Give us
the play-by-play.
♪ Are the crystal
♪ Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
Pearl: ♪ And pearl
And Steven!
And then we go
into the tricks.
All right.
But I really think we should
save the dogwalker
for next time.
This is our first impression.
We gotta go big.
And we should go soon, too,
before they get suspicious.
Those two are acting
very suspicious.
Should we ask them
what's going on?
I can't.
Right.
Steven, Amethyst!
Is there something
you'd like to tell us?
So you guys know how we recently
had an epic showdown
in the beta kindergarten.
And you know that during it,
we beat Jasper.
Both: But do you know...
who beat Jasper?
You two?
Peridot.
It didn't land.
Pick it back up.
Pick it back up!
Ahem! We have someone
we'd like you to meet!
All right, let's meet this
mysterious stranger.
Heya. I'm Smoky Quartz.
Nice to meet ya.
[ Gasps ] What?!
Oh!
Don't bother putting
your socks back on,
'cause I'm about to
knock 'em off again!
[ Gasping ]
[ Babbling ]
Now, you guys can see exactly
how I beat Jasper.
This is a little trick I like
to call "Walk the Dog"!
Wait! Explain everything!
[ Screaming ]
This one's called "Jog the Dog"!
Oh! No!
[ Continues screaming ]
Whoops! Ha!
Uh, this one is called
"Dog Walking's
Just My Day Job
Till I Finally
Get That Callback"!
[ Continues Screaming ]
Garnet, a little help.
Mnh-mnh-mnh!
[ Gasps ] Sardonyx!
You know the rules about
weapons in the house.
Mostly allowed, really,
but with some exceptions.
Oh, what a pleasure it is
to meet you.
You've made quite
the impression already.
In fact, there's one in the wall
over there and there and...
Uh, sorry. Looks like I got
a bit carried away.
I can, uh...reel it in.
Oh! [ Laughs ]
Stop!
But really, please -- stop.
Your act is tremendous.
But your stage is too small.
We need some space
to get to know each other.
Somewhere a bit more...
infinite.
You have a room
in the temple?
It exists
as long as I exist.
And here...I...am!
Come now, don't be shy.
Bwooop!
Smoky:
I can't see nothing in here.
Sardonyc: You cannot see
anything, my darling --
because the show
hasn't started yet!
Show?
[ Footsteps ]
Live, from a metaphysical room
deep in the temple,
it's "Sardonyx Tonight"!
[ Upbeat jazz playing ]
Good evening, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We have a brand-new fusion
with us tonight.
I'm so excited,
I could just shatter!
[ Cat screeches ]
Everyone welcome
Smoky Quartz!
[ Cheers and applause ]
So tell me, literally,
everything there is to know
about yourself.
And do not skip out
on any of the juicy details.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Chuckles ]
Well, I like, uh, long walks
through the kindergarten.
[ Laughter ]
Actually, that's where I sort
of -- pow -- became me.
And, uh, pow --
beat Jasper.
Oh, that Jasper, always running
'round kindergartens
and causing trouble.
Boy, that didn't quite
work out for her.
Guess she should go back to
preschool, am I right, folks?
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
She lost her mind
in a corrupted fusion.
I guess you could say
she had a...short fuse?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
Easy crowd, huh?
Where'd you get 'em?
I made them myself.
But, Smoky, I think what
we really want to know is...
who are you?
Who is...Smoky...Quartz?
Uh, well, between the fight
and now, yeah,
I've only really existed for,
like, 10 minutes, so, uh...
I-I don't know.
But I do know how to do this!
Uh...
This one's called
"Sad Baby in a Diaper"!
Bow!
[ Applause ]
Yes, the yo-yo.
Seen it, lived it,
loved it!
But what about the rest
of your game?
I ain't exactly
a deck of cards here.
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
I ca lick my elbow.
I have three of them now.
[ Makes buzzing sound ]
We'll be right back
after a word from our sponsor!
[ Snaps fingers ]
Huh?
Listen, Smoky, let's talk --
fusion to fusion.
That's a nice yo-yo, but I want
to know the yo-you.
What? [ Giggles ]
Smoky, there's bound to be way
more to you than just...
a yo-yo.
[ Glass shatters ]
You're a fusion.
You're full of surprises!
You just don't
know it yet.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that is how surprises work.
I've got it!
[ Scream in distance ]
Every fusion gets
something new --
a new power, a new weapon.
Like a yo-yo?
Yes, but better.
Let's find out
what's new about you.
[ Snaps fingers ]
[ Jazz theme plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
And welcome back!
Don't those
cartoon characters
make you want to buy
those products?
I sure hope so,
or else I'd be off air.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
We have a new segment
for you all tonight.
That's right, everyone.
It's time to Hit That Bird!
[ Cheers and applause ]
During Opal's adventures
at the sky spire,
she took down a flock of
bird monsters with her bow.
Let's see if you've got
her "opalescent" aim.
What do you say, Smoky?
Are you ready
to Hit That Bird?
Oh! Ah, well, a bow is kind of
like a yo-yo, right?
Except if the string went
this a ways and...
Mm-hmm.
Let's start, shall we?
Time is
an impatient thing!
[ Squeak ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans, grunts ]
[ Squeaks ]
Oh!
[ Bell rings ]
Uh-oh, time's up.
Let's see.
The score tallies to...
one, two, three...
zero.
[ Audience groans ]
Guess I'm a real bow-zo, ha.
[ Laughter ]
What do you say we move on to
the next segment, everybody?
Here we are!
I call this segment...
You Like That, Little Man?
'Cause everybody
loves a callback.
[ Laughter and applause ]
She's not actually
in this episode.
Do we still have to pay her?
Yes? Fair enough.
Now, it's no secret that us fine
fusions pack an extra punch.
But Sugilite is a standout
for being
a heavy hitting powerhouse.
But maybe you've got something
to top Sugilite's swing?
Mmm, maybe?
Just hit the base
with this mallet,
and we'll see
how you measure up.
Okay.
[ Spits ]
[ Grunts ]
That all you got?
[ Audience groans ]
Gosh.
Ooh! Very close.
An extra spin around always
helps me!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
An extra spin, huh?
Okay.
[ Grunts ]
[ Clink ]
Ha ha! Nice try!
What?!
One more time!
[ Grunts ]
You...ain't...nothing!
[ Growls ]
Hmm, yes.
Something just isn't
hitting right here.
Maybe you're just strong...
♪ In a different way
We'll find out
in just a moment.
[ Applause ]
Play us over to stage right,
Jorge!
Uh...
Okay, don't worry about
that crowd.
Don't worry about Jorge.
It's just you and me.
Yeah, no duh.
Actually...who's Jorge?
Smoky,
you're holding out on me.
I'm ready to see
your main event.
Ah, you and me both.
Now, Alexandrite has a throat
full of flames.
Whether that's the cause
of her raspy voice
is up for debate,
but there's no room for
questions when she attacks --
exhaling a burning blaze!
So I call this segment
"Breath of Fire."
Sardonyx, I don't know.
Come on, Smoky.
Step up
and see if you can spit
some elemental chaos
at the target.
[ Inhaling and exhaling
deeply ]
[ Burps ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles nervously ]
We seem to experiencing some
magical difficulties.
But don't change the channel.
There must be some common thread
between Steven and Amethyst
that's heightened
by their fusion.
I don't know, Sards, I guess,
uh, zero plus zero equals zero.
[ Laughter ]
Something they both think.
Something they both do.
They say two wrongs
don't make a right --
I guess I'm living proof
that that's true!
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
I'm just
one big super wrong...
[ Laughter grows louder ]
...good-for-nothing dud
with a yo-yo.
[ Loud laughter ]
They want to impress us!
They were planning this
all morning.
We hijacked their show!
I was excited!
It's not about us!
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Screams ]
What's happening?!
It's Sardonyx!
If she's not here,
the room can't exist!
Garnet!
[ Grunts ]
Pearl!
[ Grunts ]
[ Rumbling continues ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Grunts ] Huh?
[ Grunts ]
[ Thud, all grunting ]
[ All groaning ]
Sorry for the rough landing.
[ Groans ]
What are you talking about?!
That was amazing.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Amethyst!
You've been such
a good influence on him!
It's kind of
the other way around.
You didn't tell us
that yo-yo can grapple.
It can do so much stuff!
Wait. So do you use it like
a lasso or a flail?
It's better than a flail.
It's a toy!
It's so unexpected.
Give us
the play-by-play.