Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 4, Episode 18 - Tiger Philanthropist - full transcript
Feeling that the reign of Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire has played out, Amethyst decides to quit the wrestling duo. It's now up to Steven to please the underground wrestling fans of Beach City.
♪ We
♪ Are the Crystal Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
Steven:
♪ And if you think we can't
♪ We'll always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVRSE*
Season 04 Episode 18
"Tiger Philanthropist"
Synchronized by srjanapala
They're the team you love
to hate, but also hate to love.
I love wrestling!
[ Bell dings ] Ooh! Another
devastating move by Purple Puma
and Tiger Millionaire tonight, folks.
Mr. Smiley: Looks like
Shark-O-Mania's seeing starfish
after that last one.
Let's finish him off
with our special move.
Yeah, why not?
Take my hand.
Here it comes, y'all...
[ Ding! ] ...the Purple
Millionaire Ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-ck!
And Shark-O-Mania's out cold.
Somebody put that fish on ice
before it stinks up the joint.
Folks, Tiger Millionaire and
Purple Puma have done it again.
They are still
your Tag-Team champions.
Will their special brand
of jungle terror
ever come to an end?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah! Don't ever stop!
Tiger Millionaire
and Purple Puma forever!
Such dedication to teamwork
- and friendship.
- What?!
[ Sighs ] Hey.
It's been fun,
but... I'm over this.
[ Crowd gasps ]
W-What's going on?
I'm through with this place.
Here's your belt back.
[ Feedback ] Hey, now.
That mic is expensive.
- You can't just...
- Oh, no.
You're just gonna do that
and leave?
Uh, sorry, everyone.
I guess this is over.
Bye, Mr. Smiley.
What an unbelievable shame,
folks.
[ Booing ]
What?! That's it?
You can't quit now.
Mr. Smiley: What a sad
and anticlimactic end
to one of the greatest
Tag-Team careers
to ever grace
the squared circle.
[ Sighs ]
Got my Saturday nights back.
Did you really mean
what you said
about being through
with wrestling?
Come on, Steven.
Wasn't that match
kind of boring? [ Scoffs ]
We don't need wrestling
to have fun anymore, right?
Uh, right.
Yeah.
[ Sighs ] Let's go home
and get some grub.
[ Twinkle! ]
[ Bell dings ]
Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.
Can I get the special?
Uh...
Tiger.
Aah!
He left wrestling
at the height of his career.
Why-y-y-y?
Huh. Why don't you
just ask Steven?
You and your theory.
Steven is not Tiger.
Tiger's ripped
and like seven feet tall.
Well, I heard Purple Puma
didn't want to do it anymore.
So what?!
Just because Purple Puma quit
doesn't mean Tiger had to.
I also heard
Tiger didn't think of that.
Well, he should have.
It's the least he could do
for his fans.
Hmm...
[ Bell dings ]
Oh, it is him, right?
Mr. Smiley: Now, I know these
days, we're in a depression,
but underground wrestling
is too big to fail.
We've got two new fighters
on loan,
and they're here to collect.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Wolves of Wall Street.
We'll huff, we'll puff, and
we'll blow your stocks down.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What a rip-off.
[ Door opens ]
What's this?
It looks like we have
a new challenger
making his way into the ring.
What mystery could possibly lie
beneath that
identity-concealing shawl?
I don't believe it.
Tiger Millionaire,
ladies and gentlemen!
[ Coughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You're wrong, Mr. Smiley.
Tiger Millionaire is gone forever.
He retired
to his huge pile of money.
But he realized
it didn't make him happy,
so here I am,
ready to give back to the fans.
Tiger Philanthropist!
[ Cheers and applause ]
So, the millionaire
becomes a philanthropist...
a person who gives money away.
But I ask you, can the Purple
Puma's back-up make it solo?
Bring it on!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, tough boy.
You need a loan
to start a small business?
Oh, I'm actually pretty
financially stable.
'Cause you've
just been approved.
But I just said...
Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.
Billy Bank Assets
just got a taste
of the Philanthropist
business-loan elbow.
Howl Jones is still
in this match, though.
He's gonna make a withdrawal.
Oh! Overdraft.
This should cover
your medical bills.
What a generous wrestler.
Oh, what? [ Bell dings ]
Looks like Shark-O-Mania
with a new partner... the Sea Wasp,
which is a very poisonous type
of jellyfish.
Ha. Looks like we'll have to
give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...
Man, how's Tiger gonna get out
of this fishy situation?
[ Growls ]
Oh. He hit them with
a charitable take-donation.
And now a venture catapult-ist.
Did you see that?
[ Bell dings ] He's paying for
their medical bills, too.
It looks like this
philanthropist is the real deal,
ladies and gentlemen.
No one is leaving here tonight
unimpressed.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ] Hi, Lars.
Uh... What?
So...
How was your evening?
Fine, I guess.
Kind of boring.
What do you mean
kind of boring?!
Why are you so worked up
over how my night was?
Oh, uh...
well, I was wondering
if you'd seen
any good wrestling matches
lately.
Ha! Now that
you mention it, no.
But I heard Tiger Millionaire
was back.
He's your favorite, right?
Yeah, but he came back
as some lame Tiger Philharmonic
donations thing,
which, honestly,
is such a weird angle, you know?
The whole thing
just felt so off.
What do you mean off?
He took off his tie, and he's
throwing money at everybody?
It's like the sequel
no one asked for.
What? It's the sequel
you asked for.
Well, he just didn't seem
into it, you know?
He used to care about his money.
Now he's just giving it away.
And he still just wins,
like, every match.
Oh, I get it.
You want him to lose
and keep his money, right?
No, I don't want him
to lose, just...
What do you want him to do?!
Just tell me-e-e-e-e!
I don't know!
I don't even know what I want
for breakfast half the time.
I'm a complex
individual teenage boy.
Now get out of here and stop
taking such a personal interest
in my happiness and well-being!
[ Sighs ]
I don't get it.
I don't even know why
I'm wrestling anymore.
I guess I'm doing it for Lars,
and he doesn't even care.
I liked it better
when I was doing it for you.
But who needs it, you know?
I mean, I needed it when I felt
like... I wasn't good enough.
But I-I don't feel like that
anymore.
[ Chomps ]
[ Muffled ] Do you?
No. No, that...
that's never why I was doing it.
I just liked that it was
our thing we did together.
But you're right.
It doesn't make sense anymore.
I think I should just do
what you did...
just tell everybody I'm quitting
and leave like it's no big deal.
Ladies and gents,
tonight is a very special night
here at the Beach City Wrestling
Arena Dome and Building.
I'll let my good friend
Tiger Mill...
I mean, Philanthropist explain.
Thank you, Mr. Smiley.
What now?
Tonight will mark my greatest
and finalest act
of philanthropy.
Tonight, I am giving away
the Tag-Team titles.
Whoever can grab them first
can have them.
[ Booing ]
Boo!
Philanthropy is lame!
Boo all you like.
I don't care anymore.
These belts don't mean anything
to me.
They never did.
[ Booing ]
[ Dinging, cranking ]
I know that sound.
It's the
Brothers Construction...
Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck.
So sad to see Tiger
giving up those belts
without at least
putting up a fight.
♪♪
Whoa! It's
the Good-Looking Guys' music.
[ Smooches ] They're back to
finally claim the tag titles.
Looks like things
are heating up in the ring.
Who will be the next
Tag-Team champion?!
[ Puma roars ]
Whoa, there, Tiger.
[ Crowd gasps ]
Amethyst?
He's back!
The legend has returned
to the ring!
Pu-u-u-rple Pu-u-u-ma!
Those belts aren't yours
to give away.
Those times we wrestled together
meant everything to me.
You can give away
all the jungle bucks you want,
but I will not stand by and
let you give up our memories.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Aww, what a display,
ladies and gentlemen.
[ Exhales sharply ]
You came back.
I'm sorry.
This was our thing
we did together,
and I just quit on you.
It's okay. You were right.
We don't need this anymore.
Well, then
how do you want to go out?
With a bang.
It looks like this fight
for the belt is still on.
The Brothers Construction
look like they're ready
to lay down a foundation
of pain.
[ Bell dings ] But, oh.
Shark-O-Mania is back again.
He's not even in the match.
[ Ding! ]
- Tiger Philanthropist is down.
- What?!
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
This isn't fair.
Stop the match.
They're gonna be destroyed.
Both: Finish it.
[ Ding! ]
Mr. Smiley: No!
The Good-Looking Gang hit
the star-crossed lovers
on Puma and Tiger.
This is their chance.
The belts are hanging free
and clear.
They've got it. It's official.
The Good-Looking Gang are
the new Beach City Underground
Tag-Team Wrestling Champions.
This is truly the end for Tiger
Millionaire and Purple Puma.
What a way to go out.
How can this be happening?!
It was just getting good!
You can't quit now!
Tiger!
[ Sobbing ]
♪ Are the Crystal Gems
♪ We'll always save the day
Steven:
♪ And if you think we can't
♪ We'll always find a way
♪ That's why the people
♪ Of this world
♪ Believe in
♪ Garnet
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl
And Steven!
*STEVEN UNIVRSE*
Season 04 Episode 18
"Tiger Philanthropist"
Synchronized by srjanapala
They're the team you love
to hate, but also hate to love.
I love wrestling!
[ Bell dings ] Ooh! Another
devastating move by Purple Puma
and Tiger Millionaire tonight, folks.
Mr. Smiley: Looks like
Shark-O-Mania's seeing starfish
after that last one.
Let's finish him off
with our special move.
Yeah, why not?
Take my hand.
Here it comes, y'all...
[ Ding! ] ...the Purple
Millionaire Ki-i-i-i-i-i-i-ck!
And Shark-O-Mania's out cold.
Somebody put that fish on ice
before it stinks up the joint.
Folks, Tiger Millionaire and
Purple Puma have done it again.
They are still
your Tag-Team champions.
Will their special brand
of jungle terror
ever come to an end?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah! Don't ever stop!
Tiger Millionaire
and Purple Puma forever!
Such dedication to teamwork
- and friendship.
- What?!
[ Sighs ] Hey.
It's been fun,
but... I'm over this.
[ Crowd gasps ]
W-What's going on?
I'm through with this place.
Here's your belt back.
[ Feedback ] Hey, now.
That mic is expensive.
- You can't just...
- Oh, no.
You're just gonna do that
and leave?
Uh, sorry, everyone.
I guess this is over.
Bye, Mr. Smiley.
What an unbelievable shame,
folks.
[ Booing ]
What?! That's it?
You can't quit now.
Mr. Smiley: What a sad
and anticlimactic end
to one of the greatest
Tag-Team careers
to ever grace
the squared circle.
[ Sighs ]
Got my Saturday nights back.
Did you really mean
what you said
about being through
with wrestling?
Come on, Steven.
Wasn't that match
kind of boring? [ Scoffs ]
We don't need wrestling
to have fun anymore, right?
Uh, right.
Yeah.
[ Sighs ] Let's go home
and get some grub.
[ Twinkle! ]
[ Bell dings ]
Hey, Sadie. Hey, Lars.
Can I get the special?
Uh...
Tiger.
Aah!
He left wrestling
at the height of his career.
Why-y-y-y?
Huh. Why don't you
just ask Steven?
You and your theory.
Steven is not Tiger.
Tiger's ripped
and like seven feet tall.
Well, I heard Purple Puma
didn't want to do it anymore.
So what?!
Just because Purple Puma quit
doesn't mean Tiger had to.
I also heard
Tiger didn't think of that.
Well, he should have.
It's the least he could do
for his fans.
Hmm...
[ Bell dings ]
Oh, it is him, right?
Mr. Smiley: Now, I know these
days, we're in a depression,
but underground wrestling
is too big to fail.
We've got two new fighters
on loan,
and they're here to collect.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Wolves of Wall Street.
We'll huff, we'll puff, and
we'll blow your stocks down.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What a rip-off.
[ Door opens ]
What's this?
It looks like we have
a new challenger
making his way into the ring.
What mystery could possibly lie
beneath that
identity-concealing shawl?
I don't believe it.
Tiger Millionaire,
ladies and gentlemen!
[ Coughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
You're wrong, Mr. Smiley.
Tiger Millionaire is gone forever.
He retired
to his huge pile of money.
But he realized
it didn't make him happy,
so here I am,
ready to give back to the fans.
Tiger Philanthropist!
[ Cheers and applause ]
So, the millionaire
becomes a philanthropist...
a person who gives money away.
But I ask you, can the Purple
Puma's back-up make it solo?
Bring it on!
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, tough boy.
You need a loan
to start a small business?
Oh, I'm actually pretty
financially stable.
'Cause you've
just been approved.
But I just said...
Mr. Smiley: Oh, my dang.
Billy Bank Assets
just got a taste
of the Philanthropist
business-loan elbow.
Howl Jones is still
in this match, though.
He's gonna make a withdrawal.
Oh! Overdraft.
This should cover
your medical bills.
What a generous wrestler.
Oh, what? [ Bell dings ]
Looks like Shark-O-Mania
with a new partner... the Sea Wasp,
which is a very poisonous type
of jellyfish.
Ha. Looks like we'll have to
give 'em the ol' Purple Pu...
Man, how's Tiger gonna get out
of this fishy situation?
[ Growls ]
Oh. He hit them with
a charitable take-donation.
And now a venture catapult-ist.
Did you see that?
[ Bell dings ] He's paying for
their medical bills, too.
It looks like this
philanthropist is the real deal,
ladies and gentlemen.
No one is leaving here tonight
unimpressed.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dings ] Hi, Lars.
Uh... What?
So...
How was your evening?
Fine, I guess.
Kind of boring.
What do you mean
kind of boring?!
Why are you so worked up
over how my night was?
Oh, uh...
well, I was wondering
if you'd seen
any good wrestling matches
lately.
Ha! Now that
you mention it, no.
But I heard Tiger Millionaire
was back.
He's your favorite, right?
Yeah, but he came back
as some lame Tiger Philharmonic
donations thing,
which, honestly,
is such a weird angle, you know?
The whole thing
just felt so off.
What do you mean off?
He took off his tie, and he's
throwing money at everybody?
It's like the sequel
no one asked for.
What? It's the sequel
you asked for.
Well, he just didn't seem
into it, you know?
He used to care about his money.
Now he's just giving it away.
And he still just wins,
like, every match.
Oh, I get it.
You want him to lose
and keep his money, right?
No, I don't want him
to lose, just...
What do you want him to do?!
Just tell me-e-e-e-e!
I don't know!
I don't even know what I want
for breakfast half the time.
I'm a complex
individual teenage boy.
Now get out of here and stop
taking such a personal interest
in my happiness and well-being!
[ Sighs ]
I don't get it.
I don't even know why
I'm wrestling anymore.
I guess I'm doing it for Lars,
and he doesn't even care.
I liked it better
when I was doing it for you.
But who needs it, you know?
I mean, I needed it when I felt
like... I wasn't good enough.
But I-I don't feel like that
anymore.
[ Chomps ]
[ Muffled ] Do you?
No. No, that...
that's never why I was doing it.
I just liked that it was
our thing we did together.
But you're right.
It doesn't make sense anymore.
I think I should just do
what you did...
just tell everybody I'm quitting
and leave like it's no big deal.
Ladies and gents,
tonight is a very special night
here at the Beach City Wrestling
Arena Dome and Building.
I'll let my good friend
Tiger Mill...
I mean, Philanthropist explain.
Thank you, Mr. Smiley.
What now?
Tonight will mark my greatest
and finalest act
of philanthropy.
Tonight, I am giving away
the Tag-Team titles.
Whoever can grab them first
can have them.
[ Booing ]
Boo!
Philanthropy is lame!
Boo all you like.
I don't care anymore.
These belts don't mean anything
to me.
They never did.
[ Booing ]
[ Dinging, cranking ]
I know that sound.
It's the
Brothers Construction...
Concrete Heat and Chunk Truck.
So sad to see Tiger
giving up those belts
without at least
putting up a fight.
♪♪
Whoa! It's
the Good-Looking Guys' music.
[ Smooches ] They're back to
finally claim the tag titles.
Looks like things
are heating up in the ring.
Who will be the next
Tag-Team champion?!
[ Puma roars ]
Whoa, there, Tiger.
[ Crowd gasps ]
Amethyst?
He's back!
The legend has returned
to the ring!
Pu-u-u-rple Pu-u-u-ma!
Those belts aren't yours
to give away.
Those times we wrestled together
meant everything to me.
You can give away
all the jungle bucks you want,
but I will not stand by and
let you give up our memories.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Aww, what a display,
ladies and gentlemen.
[ Exhales sharply ]
You came back.
I'm sorry.
This was our thing
we did together,
and I just quit on you.
It's okay. You were right.
We don't need this anymore.
Well, then
how do you want to go out?
With a bang.
It looks like this fight
for the belt is still on.
The Brothers Construction
look like they're ready
to lay down a foundation
of pain.
[ Bell dings ] But, oh.
Shark-O-Mania is back again.
He's not even in the match.
[ Ding! ]
- Tiger Philanthropist is down.
- What?!
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
[ Ding! ]
This isn't fair.
Stop the match.
They're gonna be destroyed.
Both: Finish it.
[ Ding! ]
Mr. Smiley: No!
The Good-Looking Gang hit
the star-crossed lovers
on Puma and Tiger.
This is their chance.
The belts are hanging free
and clear.
They've got it. It's official.
The Good-Looking Gang are
the new Beach City Underground
Tag-Team Wrestling Champions.
This is truly the end for Tiger
Millionaire and Purple Puma.
What a way to go out.
How can this be happening?!
It was just getting good!
You can't quit now!
Tiger!
[ Sobbing ]